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“I’m so excited for my music wrapped this year!”
I yells excitedly.
little did I know, it would be a feature, a creacher feature
featuring
The creacher
#It’s not number one but the fact it’s there at all is scary#I let my hyperfixation take over#In my defence!#I designed Darcy entirely listening to certain parts of this song on loop because it matched his personality#They say as if that makes it any better#alton towers#the smiler#the smiler alton towers#alton towers resort
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It is 4.20 am and I am so very tired but alas I napped for approximately 3 hours this afternoon meaning the graces of sleep seem unlikely...
#in my defence!#i feel ill i should get a consequence free nap!#oh food updates#managed to eat a chocolate bar some biscuits and a fried egg sandwhich today#so im definitely ending today much better than i started but still wishing my body would get with the program#particularly since. tomorrow/today is a real rough day for Alfie mentally/emotionally#so i gotta be Up and Awake and Around for them#which i cant DO#if i dont get some SLEEP
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You drawing Joe after saying you're not doing blonds while you're blond is giving, "I've gotten ever my ex! I never wanna hear about him again. *two hours later* I slept with him again"
PLEASE 😭😭 don't call me out like this jake 💔💔💔😔😔😔
#ill get over it (lie)#in my defence!#hes pretty 😁#questions that i'd ask you#conversations with friend(s)#joe alwyn
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oh yeah guess who're reading tfc for the 5th time.
#in my defence!#ive only read trk & tkm twice each. so. not that bad. im doing fine. im good. i am. i#mine#aftg
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*Trying to come up with a password to literally anything*
C - "U have an infinite amount of numbers, is that not enough for you?"
M - *still squintingat the keyboard* "... no."
#in my defence!#its hardddd#it needs to be meaningful#reader issues#book fans#text posts#incorect quote#roasting#aesthetic#bookcore
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Soap gets Ghost a blanket with little ghosts on it right before Halloween as a pisstake, and he's positive that Ghost just tosses it in a corner somewhere and leaves it.
Until they start touching tips on the regular, and Soap decides to bother him one morning on base when they have fuck all else to do because he's bored and a little horny.
So, he finds himself outside of Ghost's door and just lets himself in instead of knocking because he's like that and instead of finding an angry 'built like a brick shithouse' man glaring at him angrily, he finds a very asleep Lieutenant in his bed. Ghost is sprawled out, hair sticking up at every angle, and Soap can hear him snoring quietly, but what he really cares about is the fact that Ghost has a death grip on the corner of the ghost blanket and the rest of it is under him.
Soap would wake him if it weren't for the fact it's the most peaceful he's ever seen the man, and Ghost is drooling onto the blanket where his face is smushed on it. Suddenly, Soap is overcome with this warm fuzzy feeling in his chest, and it hits him like a truck. He isn't content, just banging his lieutenant. Nope, he wants Ghost. All of him. He wants to wife up his lt.
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#forgive me for how poorly this is articulated but in my defence im currently fighting off the urge to just drop my phone and fall asleep rn
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Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...
idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side
(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry
#atla#zuko#sokka#zukka#Howl!AU#only me thinking of zuko absolutley not caring what age sokka is#and just ready to show him all day long how much he just wants to to be sappy and cute with him?#while also not caring that he is gona brake the old mans back#-rumanges though my doodles that are screaming to be done-#though snapping sokka s spine in two or plowing out his back is for sure on zukos mind a few times a day#between the one or the other petty fight they have#in zukos defence what is ther enot to love about sokka???
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It’s…high noon…?
#In my defence I drew this on a plane.#I’ve been wanting to draw high noon viktor for AGESSS#and now that I have….! I hate it#i must do it again.#smh#my art#arcane#league of legends#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayce talis#jayvik
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I got bored today and made an entire slideshow explaining my sexuality, romantic orientation, relationship, and pronouns.
Am I out to anyone but my partner and my brother? No.
Am I planning to come out to anyone anytime soon? No.
But if I ever need to explain any of it, I have a slideshow.
#queer#lgtbqia+#asexual#aromantic#aegoromantic#arospec#aroace#apothisexual#queerplatonic#queerplatonic relationship#qpr#queerplatonic partner#qpp#she/her#fae/faer#neopronouns#...in my defence it was fun to make...?
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[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]
Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?
Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.
Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.
Steph: yeahhh sorry about that
Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.
Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!
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Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-
#steph: in my defence i didnt say any batgirls were off my radar#jason (100% supportive as long as it's not tim): you always do this.#listen i understand a lot of ppl ship timsteph but i feel like my girl deserves better 😩 and theres no better than THE cassandra cain!!#dc let my girls smooch. just a lil kith pls#stephanie brown#stephcass#spoiler#cassandra cain#black bat#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#incorrect quotes#batfam#batfamily#batkids#crack#fanatical posting
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they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick
#in my defence i had warned you i was going to be the most annoying fucker on earth#what the fuck guys this is too much for my brain to process#they're so in love i want to jump from the balcony#LOOK AT THEM#this is after the blitz and aziraphale had the courage to say CROWLEY was going too fast#MY ANGEL IN CHRIST YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GIGGLE AND TWIRL YOUR HAIR YOURSELF#michael sheen commiting to make the softest warmest most loving eyes every chance he gets#what and i cannot stress this enough the fuck#my dads (real)#tumblr text meme#tumblr text posts#good omens season two#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#user purrvaire
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professors lovegood, longbottom and potter
#harry potter#neville longbottom#luna lovegood#harry potter fanart#hp fanart#my art#character design#character art#illustration#art#procreate#dada professor harry#defence against dark arts professor harry
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Page 46 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which the last four years of Felix's life come to a single realisation... 💓🌹
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#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#felix sphinx#richard sphinx#A Matter of Trust#josie's art#i'm aware the timeline is all over the place but in my defence so is the canon show lmao#the idea is that felix and bri's growing friendship has taken about a year#so actually this story starts in 1995 with felix moving to paris; he gets the ring in early 1998 and NOW it's late 1999#blame it on felix being an unreliable narrator because he's nervous around adrien and keeps forgetting details#i refuse to take responsibility for my own errors when i can blame it on a depressed catboy in thigh boots :V
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peace and love on spaceship lost light :)
#nautica#ravage#transformers#maccadam#nautica my love u r so hard 2 draw </3#ravage was also hard 2 draw but in his defence i did not look at any reference until like halfway thru drawing him#''yeah i know his general shape. alright maybe i dont'' asfjkdfsdk#n i didnt wanna redraw him so i just messed w/ what i done already teehee#also ravage just uses a regular metal bowl 4 drinkin in da comic but i figured glass ones would exist. .............#idk how well it comes across but i liked the idea so !!!!!!!!!!! i did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--
#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans#i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head#but in my defence#if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning#then it's only fair that you do too#mdzs shitposting#mdzs#cql#the untamed#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#let him have birds!! 🕊️
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just one bite??? 🍎🍬
#WELCOME BACK MAFUEMU. GYAAAHAHSISHAIAHAUAHAHHA#project sekai#mafuemu#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#mafuyu asahina#proseka#emumafu#colorful stage#I SNILED SO SNEETLY MY MAFUEMU MIXED EVENT ITS HEEEERE ITS HEREEEEREERRRE ITS BEEN 80 YEARS.#I LOVEEE EMUS CARD AND HER STUPID LITTLE OUTFIT SHES SO CUTIEPIEEEE#did my best on ehr iutfit from the outfit preview videos the pjsekai jp account pists. i am not downloading jp again.#just the one prison is enough thankyou.#sorry its mikus birthday and im hitting the yuri but in my defence it's what she would want
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