#in love with anon

[awhoreintheory]

Just picture it. The batfam returning to the cave after patrol to find Tim practically vibrating in the batchair in front of the batcomputer, five cans of zesty crushed at his feet. A looping snippet of cowl footage playing on the main monitor. The quad somersault, as performed by spider-man (current unknown, meta, they are trying so hard to track him tf down but he's slippery as all hell). He has acquired a new hyperfixation.

Why can't I drawwwww?? Do you see what I see???

I'll stop spamming you bc I have to actually do all the stuff I've been procrastinating all day, but yes. You and me, me and you. Same brainrot. I love you. Please feed us your fanfics.

Anon I'm in love with you.

Our brains are touching rn. I see the vision and it's gorgeous. It's everything I've ever needed in life.

Tim and Bruce obsessing the most, followed closely by Dick. Because hello? Unknown meta, going around in bat territory, trying to be a vigilante? (Well, they're kind of succeeding, but don't say that in front of Bruce or he'll tweak.) He's clearly trained, and his suit is high tech, but all of that is secondary to the fact he's out here doing Dick's signature move. The only reason batman doesn't immediately hunt him down is because

1. He failed the first time because Spider-man was obviously trained in evasion (wrong, it's his spidey sense)

2. It's very clearly a teen under the mask, and Bruce has already mentally resigned to the fact that he's likely coming out of this game of bat and spider with a new kid (also wrong, he's coming out as a grandparent)

Its one big, jumbled chaotic mess and Peter thinks it's the funniest thing in the world (minus the stalking)

Also no way you're bothering! I adored the asks <3 have fun completing your side quests!

[rottenboycutecute]

Stalker.. atleast my accomplishments aren’t going in vain.

-Unlabeled anon

they arent dw !! Id like it if someone knew everything about me its fun weehee,,.,.

[valetoria]

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XAVIER. ꒱‎

lazy humping. ⋆ grinding yourself on him. ⋆ missionary w your legs closed. ⋆ freakydeaky. ⋆ thigh fucking. ⋆ kissing & eaing you out. ⋆ to your satisfaction. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ exhibitionism.

SYLUS. ꒱‎

taking it w no complaints. ⋆ handsy when handling you. ⋆ size kink. ⋆ using your throat to his liking. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ cute girl treatment. ⋆ chained & ruined. ⋆ had to add this in.

ZAYNE. ꒱‎

riding him in the bathtub. ⋆ tease me, baby. ⋆ clit rubs. ⋆ lingerie fucking. ⋆ late night heat. ⋆ in the shower. ⋆ undressing & stripping you down. ⋆ blowjob in cute bunny ears.

RAFAYEL. ꒱‎

stay still. ⋆ kitchen counter. ⋆ backshots & the plushies witnessing. ⋆ fucking you into the mattress. ⋆ fingering selection. ⋆ stretching your holes out for fun. ⋆ a wins a win.

[psin314]

be careful, boys. 😦

[hellsitegenetics]

Dear Hellsites Genetics,

I love all the hard work you do and I really appreciate it. I'm currently learning biology and I'm starting to get really into it. I hope that you are well all the time, and that you have all the luck and happiness in your future. You inspired me to study biology, and I'm really grateful for it. Thank you once again!

With love and respect,

An anonymous amino acid creature

String identified: a t Gtc,

a t a a a acat t. ' ct ag g a ' tatg t gt a t t. tat a a t t, a tat a a t c a a t. t t g, a ' a gat t. Ta c aga!

t a ct,

A a a ac cat

Closest match: Plasmodium sp. DRC-Itaito genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Unclassified Malaria-Causing Parasite

(image source) Note: this image is not of the same organism, but of P. falciparum, which is of the same genus.

[vampiricsheep]

artists rb this with your favorite thing about prev's art-style in the tags

[seafoamheart]

College Fiddlestan !!

AU by @golden-berry <3

[adaki]

Do you draw Nina the killer perchance..

Yes and I end up disliking the drawings every time without fail but I thugged it out to give u this

[retquits]

autumn balor 🍂

[awhoreintheory]

I swear I check the Dick Grayson is Richard Parker tag on AO3 every other day to make sure I don't miss a single one, and yes, so many are so new!! God, the ones with Jason being Ben particularly crush me bc Peter can barely remember his dad, but Ben? Ben raised him, made him Spider-Man in a way. Screaming at the walls over here.

Anyway, I can see Spidey pulling a quad somersault before anyone knows who he is and Tim ripping his hair out trying to find out who in the hell that is because that's- that's a flying Grayson right there, what the fuccck

I have the tag (and all it's variants) favorited!! I check it every day and immediately book mark every new fic. They're getting so much spice now too. Ben being Jason's alternate?? Hits SO nicely. It's like getting repeatedly gut punched. I love it.

Peter doesn't really remember his parents, and sure, he misses them, but Uncle Ben and Aunt May raised him. Ben's the one who made sure Peter kept his morals and his mind straight, even if he didn't know about his powers. And then imagine just seeing this guy who LOOKS like your uncle, just younger, and what? Not follow him around like a lost puppy? Or avoid him like the plague. (Depends on the fic tbh)

And YES!!! Peter, as spider-man is the very important part, doing The quad summersault (yknow, the thing the Flyign Graysons got famous for because they were the only people who could do it) (and no, Tim asked Dick, and he hasn't taught or met anyone capable of pulling it off) obviously, this makes the entire family tweak

But. But also imagine. Peter, in civvies, pulling a quad summersault and just like how Tim figured out Robin was Dick because of that move, figures out Spider-man is Peter because of the quad summersault, like???

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[strawlessandbraless]

what are you about

Spiral salp colonies

aka me and the mutuals

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.

[sanguine-melancholia]

🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

👻 corpsecorse-backup Follow

vampires will go around like ��it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

@bloody-lurker can we meet up

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

😳 yes please

🧟‍♀️ maggot-faggot Follow

love wins

[buttercupshands]

I took that as a challenge so now it's a full comic of me making Siffrin happier by the second

And a small bonus

Because there's not one but two Siffrins who deserve some happiness in their lives

even if by just getting their favorite snack

[bunnis-monsters]

is it okay if I ask you for platonic headcanon between the queen bee reader and babies bees? Iove them so much, I just want to munch on it

<3<3

The baby bee hybrids all have a soft spot for anything sweet! Of course they’re bees and like honey, but any with sugar makes them go crazy.

So when you’re baking something in kitchen for yourself as the royal chefs skitter about anxiously to make sure you don’t hurt yourself, the little ones come toddling in.

You’re making chocolate chip cookies, and they smell so good!

“Mama, whatcha making?”

One of the older boys holds onto your apron, pointing a chubby little finger at the oven. “Oh, these are cookies. Would you boys like some?”

Your single batch of cookies turns into nearly seven, but you don’t mind when you get to see their happy faces.

They also enjoy spending lots of time with their mama, often throwing tantrums when you’re too busy.

“Mama! Mama! I want mama!”

Some of your royal attendants struggles entertain your babies as you’re away on a diplomatic meeting. They’ve stormed your room, their little wings flapping as they search high and low for you.

Tears form in their eyes, their wails and sobs upsetting the entire hive.

You get home late. You’re exhausted and ready to sleep, but your babies all run to greet you, crying into your skirt and babbling about how much they missed their mama.

So you go to sleep with your bed full of little ones and can’t even move because they’re stuck to you like koalas.