#in his words

[nomeniko]

playing w them like dolls this gay month

[murmuringbug]

Lets give it up for landduos number one supporter gandylf! (foolishs dad)

Everytime he comes into chat it's either to talk about how much he likes bad or how him and foolish should play together. It's very sweet.

[auxxrat]

I’m taking Dooku’s look of absolute sorrow upon Jango’s death as guilt and the knowledge that you just watched the last of something die off. Like looking at a picture of an animal, the last of its kind, just before it goes extinct.

[aphrogeneias]

for the next drabble of the night, you'll have a workaholic assistant!reader and her much, much enamoured rockstar boyfriend trying to make her slow down for a bit

[barnes-107th]

My boyfriend doesn’t watch 911 but I keep him updated and he always asks me “Anything new with the not gay firefighters that are definitely gay?” 😂

[cecropiacrown]

Chapter 9 of Distance is coming today! It's not going to be quite as long as the monster chapter 8 was, but it'll be lengthy! I had an opportunity to end it on a really bad cliffhanger but opted not to (per my partner's plea, so pls do thank him for it lmao) So it's taken a bit longer again.

Realistically, I think we can expect chapter 10 next Thursday, July 25th 🩷

[vellichorsdesire]

WUAUGHDRBRBRNNBBLBBU BRRMUBJNRB GOT ART OF MY F/O AUSHDBEBR GRBRBGBB

[damerondala]

my bf was playing rdr2 this past weekend and he was on the saint denis bank robbery mission and the amount of pure sorrow that he expressed when lenny and hosea died was honestly a green flag 

[thedeafprophet]

Man if I'm so utterly miserable during midterms what are the final exams gonna be like this term ajdjfkfsjdjfngjh

[bluescarlet13]

I wish my 'issues' weren't just brushed off so I wouldn't be currently in my mid twenty's with anxiety and depression whilst contemplating places to get tested for ADHD. I thank my current therapist soo much.

Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[existencebringsonlypain]

read the "The Incident" tab this is great

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[liesmyth]

best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”

now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?

that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race

[thoughtkick]

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.