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andisupreme · 5 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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rafterdarkr · 5 months ago

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

#the lotus eaters are a bunch of drunks in the airport lounge #charybdis is the baggage carousel his suitcase gets stuck on #calypso's island is the TSA holding cell he gets put in for 7 hours etc. etc. you see the vision.#the odyssey #tagamemnon #fic prompt

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beeabart · 1 month ago

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happy new years everyone

(live jayce reaction:)

#viktor arcane #arcane #arcane fanart #jayvik #jayce x viktor #jayce talis #my art #made this drunk at like 4 am. great way to start 2025

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weirdlookindog · 1 month ago

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“Drunk Skeletons”

#vlad gradobyk #drunk skeletions #horror art #dark art #skulls #skeletons #contemporary art #art #drawing

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bigimango · 5 months ago

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They never learn

And a close up of the two gremlins

#kurt wagner #logan howlett #logurt #nightcrawler #wolverine #x men #drinking buddies #storm #listen I KNOW logan cant get drunk #kurts drunk enough for the both of them #my art

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eerieeccentrix · 3 months ago

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#dark #eerie #goth #creepy #spooky #horror #halloween #skeleton #skeleton party #bats #drunk skeletons #skull #thanksgiving #christmas dinner #last supper #alcoholism #booze #party

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s0up1ta · 6 months ago

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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are #they're so awful for each other i hate them so much #something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk #irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops #billford #the book of bill #book of bill #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust #s0up1tart

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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bamsara · 7 months ago

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