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bibannana · 2 years ago
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Comet *jumps out from behind a gunship holding a cake*: Happy birthday Commander!
Wolffe *monotonously*: Ah. You surprised me.
Sinker *rolls his eyes*: At least act suprised.
Wolffe *doesn't hesitate*: If I was surprised you would be on the floor with a dislocated arm-
Boost *blinks*: W-what?
Wolffe *letting Plo strap a part hat to his helmet*: My reflexes are just that good.
Plo *nods*: Oh course they are son. Now let us sing you happy birthday.
Taglist: @sexy-rex @nekotaetae @jiabeewrites @staycalmandhugaclone @soliloquy-of-nemo
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paintedcrows · 2 months ago
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
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hansoeii · 9 days ago
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wardensantoineandevka · 9 months ago
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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?
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yutamayo · 6 months ago
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Get car seats for my kids first.
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inkskinned · 4 months ago
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
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beautysnake · 6 months ago
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"You think me a soft fool!? Damned Lamb..."
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o0kawaii0o · 9 months ago
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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
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teaboot · 2 months ago
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Teaboot, you cant be eating your spaghetti out of ziplock bags
give me one legitimate reason why, if I know that I will not be able to wash a tupperware container before it is irredeemably ruined, and posess within myself an incapacitating aversion to my kitchen sink, and knowing that I do not give a cubic ounce of a shit what strangers think of me, I should not transport cold spaghetti in a ziplock bag for mine own consumption
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nyancrimew · 7 months ago
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yknow it's kinda crazy that ive only really been on here for a bit over a year it feels like this website is my parent
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nicecrumbart · 7 months ago
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
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noka-exe · 3 months ago
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breaking news… local bird comes back to life and is NOT happy…
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sulfurzee · 1 month ago
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Isha if she got to grow up?
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housecow · 2 months ago
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someone on a big boob help forum told me to try yitty… this is a 5x 😭
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mountainshroom · 10 months ago
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They deserve to have a quiet moment for themselves (and Zuko is seriously questioning his taste in men)
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franeridart · 1 year ago
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more dragon
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