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allhailthe70shousewife · 2 years ago
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My mom’s drink of choice. A double on the rocks with a handful of Spanish olives. And the woman had a hollow leg.
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3liza · 4 months ago
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you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.
your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7
which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?
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theoriginofcarrots · 8 months ago
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Nobody asked but:
One Mcdanno moment from every Hawaii Five-0 episode Season 2
(practically non-existent Mcdanno moments in episodes 20 and 21 but we managed)
+ extra moments:
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Season 1
Season 3
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jvzebel-x · 1 year ago
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here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.
drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.
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solaradastra · 7 months ago
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Excuse me, what? What's with your hands?!
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radiostranger · 8 months ago
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why did they not make a point for sam and dean to visit every single state for a hunt at some point in the show? you’re telling me in a fifteen season long show there’s like thirteen states they never go to? not to mention washington dc?? like they could’ve done an episode about some presidents ghost or something. so many missed opportunities smh.
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memphis-menace · 4 months ago
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Ladies and gentleman, Elvis Presley!
Trying to get back in the swing of things with art, so naturally I had to draw my favorite man.
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slayter-kinney · 7 months ago
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brief break from my usual posting. bit random. but. hawaiian music is such a unique and beautiful form of music and i just really wish it had more recognition outside of Hawai’i as being more than just the background music at a tropical resort. it’s very existence is political; many older hawaiian music was written at a time where hawaiian kids were beaten by their teachers in school for speaking ‘ōlelo Hawai’i. some songs describe landscapes and places that don’t exist anymore due to colonization. not saying that it has to be your favorite genre cause i know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea (as with any genre in the world). but like so many other aspects of hawaiian culture it’s become so commodified for the tourism industrial complex that it’s become divorced from its original meaning and form.
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I want to thank Misha Collins for inspiring me to do things that, for legal reasons, I cannot disclose online
and no, this is not a joke. Misha, through GISH especially, showed me not just the power of art-as-activism, but what creative modes function best in that setting, and how to organize and lead such efforts.
what I've done with that knowledge, again, would be legally dangerous to admit online
but I'm so happy I know how to do it. I've become a leader in my community, and a supporter of large and powerful movements.
specifically, those spaces know me as an artist. an artist with endless and diverse creative ideas, who knows no fear, takes no shit and is especially good at resistance and point-making via "funny" and lighthearted art.
would Misha approve of what I'm doing?
most likely, FUCK no he wouldn't
he's made himself damn clear where he stands on this stuff, even via silence alone
but I have him to thank anyway.
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sgxena16 · 7 months ago
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I just binged NCIS: Hawai'i and I'm so bitter it got cancelled. This show is so good and deserves at least 8 seasons.
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feeling-kinda-sad-ngl · 2 months ago
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i cant wait to be me
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littlesolo · 2 years ago
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A Familiar Expression
I know what this reminds me of!
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Sam!
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californiaquail · 3 months ago
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subaru count while waiting for the bus while my phone is almost dead: 23 or possibly 24 i didn't get a good look at some and also i have the memory of a goldfish. no offense to goldfish
#not as many as i was expecting honestly i saw a lot more toyotas#i feel like i'm destined to be a subaru owner idk maybe its the lesbianism but i think they're neat#<- guy who does not know anything at all about the breeds of car#the car i'm actually most likely to get at this point is my brothers very wealthy in laws used lexus ☠️ would that be evil#he said it would cost about 8k but they might give me a discount. and not to sound entitled but these people have MANY millions of dollars#so i KNOW they would not even notice 8k and i'm kind of salty about this. but whatever#hes literally a retired superior court judge of orange county and their family fund is possibly in the billions#they have a goddamn house in fucking hawaii that they dont even rent out when theyre not there it just is empty#and another house on a manmade island in socal 😭 who fucking does that#the guy is also a pastor because of course he fucking is. theyre nice people but what a totally insane way to live and i'm sorry but it is#evil to own a house in hawaii as a white person and then just leave it empty most of the time.#they paid off my brothers $50k+ in student loans when he got engaged also#they also feel bad for me because of my insane mother and dead father situation#so yeah if they were like we are giving you this 2013 lexus with less than 90k miles on it i would be like awesome thank you! and would not#feel bad about that even a little bit. considering 8k is almost half of what my current yearly income is set to be#it wont stay that way because i have to get a second job in order to live 🥰 so cool how capitalism works#me
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fallingsatellive · 6 months ago
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Hm, I really need to get to bed, so I definitely don't have time for a full 20 minute episode of this show. Well anyway time to listen to this entire 42 minute concept album
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sincerity--extreme · 6 months ago
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I haven't actually started the season yet but if I wake up tomorrow and Maya is dead I'm committing a crime, this can't be serious...
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raifuujin · 1 year ago
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I can't fully take the 'haha, why does Shinichi know what cocaine tastes like anyway' posts as a good joke when people really seem to take it seriously.
Like. I answered something about it when I was directly asked, and seeing (a few) comments where people think he actually licked cyanide instead just. Hurts my heart a bit. (And other people genuinely asking, which more just makes me think I should promote my answer blog more, but. Self promotion is not one of my strengths. V: )
For a quick tldr: The only word used in the Moonlight Sonata case was 麻薬. Which is a general term for narcotics of any kind. Cocaine is called a narcotic in an international sense (from what I can tell looking at Japanese sources, the connection between the terms cocaine and narcotics was almost always accompanied with 'America and Canada', specifically), but not from a medical perspective.
I wouldn't say the possibility of Conan licking coke off the ground is 0%, since I don't know how Gosho's using the term, but. I'd say it's a lot lower than what most people seem to jump to.
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