#in Hawaii no less

[allhailthe70shousewife]

My mom’s drink of choice. A double on the rocks with a handful of Spanish olives. And the woman had a hollow leg.

[3liza]

you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.

your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7

which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?

[theoriginofcarrots]

Nobody asked but:

One Mcdanno moment from every Hawaii Five-0 episode Season 2

(practically non-existent Mcdanno moments in episodes 20 and 21 but we managed)

+ extra moments:

Season 1

Season 3

[jvzebel-x]

here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.

drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.

[solaradastra]

Excuse me, what? What's with your hands?!

[radiostranger]

why did they not make a point for sam and dean to visit every single state for a hunt at some point in the show? you’re telling me in a fifteen season long show there’s like thirteen states they never go to? not to mention washington dc?? like they could’ve done an episode about some presidents ghost or something. so many missed opportunities smh.

[memphis-menace]

Ladies and gentleman, Elvis Presley!

Trying to get back in the swing of things with art, so naturally I had to draw my favorite man.

[pinky-lemon]

ever since i learned that sugiura's voice actor (junta terashima) covered yorushika songs in the past, i kinda feel like sugi would enjoy living by the ocean. or just the ocean in general

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I want to thank Misha Collins for inspiring me to do things that, for legal reasons, I cannot disclose online

and no, this is not a joke. Misha, through GISH especially, showed me not just the power of art-as-activism, but what creative modes function best in that setting, and how to organize and lead such efforts.

what I've done with that knowledge, again, would be legally dangerous to admit online

but I'm so happy I know how to do it. I've become a leader in my community, and a supporter of large and powerful movements.

specifically, those spaces know me as an artist. an artist with endless and diverse creative ideas, who knows no fear, takes no shit and is especially good at resistance and point-making via "funny" and lighthearted art.

would Misha approve of what I'm doing?

most likely, FUCK no he wouldn't

he's made himself damn clear where he stands on this stuff, even via silence alone

but I have him to thank anyway.

[sgxena16]

I just binged NCIS: Hawai'i and I'm so bitter it got cancelled. This show is so good and deserves at least 8 seasons.

[feeling-kinda-sad-ngl]

i cant wait to be me

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Having to explain to my 57 year old mother that, no, it is not funny to send me photos of a clearly exhausted woman at the airport at 3am who had an accent she thinks makes her stupid. Like. Just tell me what she said that was funny. I don't need a series of photos of this woman exhaustedly explaining to your coworkers what she needs.

[radiocmyk]

Hm, I really need to get to bed, so I definitely don't have time for a full 20 minute episode of this show. Well anyway time to listen to this entire 42 minute concept album

[sincerity--extreme]

I haven't actually started the season yet but if I wake up tomorrow and Maya is dead I'm committing a crime, this can't be serious...

[raifuujin]

I can't fully take the 'haha, why does Shinichi know what cocaine tastes like anyway' posts as a good joke when people really seem to take it seriously.

Like. I answered something about it when I was directly asked, and seeing (a few) comments where people think he actually licked cyanide instead just. Hurts my heart a bit. (And other people genuinely asking, which more just makes me think I should promote my answer blog more, but. Self promotion is not one of my strengths. V: )

For a quick tldr: The only word used in the Moonlight Sonata case was 麻薬. Which is a general term for narcotics of any kind. Cocaine is called a narcotic in an international sense (from what I can tell looking at Japanese sources, the connection between the terms cocaine and narcotics was almost always accompanied with 'America and Canada', specifically), but not from a medical perspective.

I wouldn't say the possibility of Conan licking coke off the ground is 0%, since I don't know how Gosho's using the term, but. I'd say it's a lot lower than what most people seem to jump to.

[unsettlingconclusions]

My brother in Christ I just wrote a fic and posted in the exact day the show it derives from was cancelled?

Lmaaaao.

Not that the extreme American military propaganda is much appreciated, at least the show had good representation (in a lot of ways) and I��ll forever miss Ernie my neurodivergent not stereotyped precious guy.