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My mom’s drink of choice. A double on the rocks with a handful of Spanish olives. And the woman had a hollow leg.
#70s childhood#70s#1970s#won many a drinking contest#with sailors#back in the 60s#in Hawaii no less#she had a blast in the 60s#idle chat#mom chat#70s family vices chat
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you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.
your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7
which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?
#some of the people on this website are so fucking stupid it is unbelievable#sorry to be like “you dont pay rent or have a job” but they obviously do not pay rent or have a job#maybe if i say it in television they will be able to understand#“if you live somewhere things cost more#you functionally have less money“ is so basic an idea i dont know how to dumb it down further for you#i really dont#this is like flunking out of basic story problems-level math you fucking morons#if you live in hawaii $10 is functionally $6 at the grocery store#in alaska its about $4#whats not clicking#wow what a great blocklist honeypot this post is!!!
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Nobody asked but:
One Mcdanno moment from every Hawaii Five-0 episode Season 2
(practically non-existent Mcdanno moments in episodes 20 and 21 but we managed)
+ extra moments:
Season 1
Season 3
#mcdanno#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#perfect couples#more or less#endless flirting#getting married soon#happy together#love love love#h50#hawaii five 0#my h50 things
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here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.
drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.
#video footage of haole families already in burnt wasteland is so fucking dystopic its almost funny#'funny' in the way of 'i might have rabies bc im foaming at the mouth lol'. bc fuck if i wouldnt literally#rip these ppl to fucking shreds. god bless whoever took the pics&vids bc i couldnt havd held my tongue.#you know we're all fucked when the governor is holding private back-chamber business-only meetings#to decide to open a fire wasteland two months after 1000+ ppl were killed&where ppl are still looking for remains to tourism#&it honestly seems so much less disgusting bc theres literally footage of haole families already disregarding any form of boundaries.#like this is what we've come to lmao.#i have so. much. violence. in me&no where to put it lmao. i want to go home. i miss home so bad. i am so fucking homesick.#i think the next person who responds to finding out im from hawaii w anecdotes of their trip there will probably get knocked out.#like i dont actually think i should be held responsible for that first hit. anything after is fair game tho i guess.#undescribed
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Excuse me, what? What's with your hands?!
#I can't with them anymore#the more I see the less I know#mcdanno#scott caan#alex o'loughlin#hawaii five-0
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why did they not make a point for sam and dean to visit every single state for a hunt at some point in the show? you’re telling me in a fifteen season long show there’s like thirteen states they never go to? not to mention washington dc?? like they could’ve done an episode about some presidents ghost or something. so many missed opportunities smh.
#and imagine an alaska episode? or hawaii?#like yes those places are less accessible BUT they had a literal angel that could zap them places for a few seasons#like come on#if you’re gonna make it a cross country hunt slash road-trip show#COMMIT TO THE BIT#supernatural#spn#castiel#dean winchester#spn fandom#sam winchester
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Ladies and gentleman, Elvis Presley!
Trying to get back in the swing of things with art, so naturally I had to draw my favorite man.
#menace art#elvis#elvis presley#elvis 2022#aloha from hawaii#I keep playing around with a style inspired by Agent Elvis because it is so much fun and#honestly#a LOT less work than my detailed peices LOL#I'll get back to big detailed pieces at some point but for now I'm just doodling
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brief break from my usual posting. bit random. but. hawaiian music is such a unique and beautiful form of music and i just really wish it had more recognition outside of Hawai’i as being more than just the background music at a tropical resort. it’s very existence is political; many older hawaiian music was written at a time where hawaiian kids were beaten by their teachers in school for speaking ‘ōlelo Hawai’i. some songs describe landscapes and places that don’t exist anymore due to colonization. not saying that it has to be your favorite genre cause i know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea (as with any genre in the world). but like so many other aspects of hawaiian culture it’s become so commodified for the tourism industrial complex that it’s become divorced from its original meaning and form.
#and yes some songs were written to promote tourism but that doesn’t necessarily make them less meaningful or important#moonkinetingz has a podcast episode about this i think#thanks for listening lol#hawaii#free hawaii#no ka lahui#hawaiian culture#mine#lahuiposting
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I want to thank Misha Collins for inspiring me to do things that, for legal reasons, I cannot disclose online
and no, this is not a joke. Misha, through GISH especially, showed me not just the power of art-as-activism, but what creative modes function best in that setting, and how to organize and lead such efforts.
what I've done with that knowledge, again, would be legally dangerous to admit online
but I'm so happy I know how to do it. I've become a leader in my community, and a supporter of large and powerful movements.
specifically, those spaces know me as an artist. an artist with endless and diverse creative ideas, who knows no fear, takes no shit and is especially good at resistance and point-making via "funny" and lighthearted art.
would Misha approve of what I'm doing?
most likely, FUCK no he wouldn't
he's made himself damn clear where he stands on this stuff, even via silence alone
but I have him to thank anyway.
#misha collins#misha fucking collins#supernatural#love the character hate(?) the actor#Dont Meet Your Heroes.jpg#no ethical celebrities under capitalism#listen I'll meme on and cheer on Misha forEVER but know I have zero respect for him as a person at this point#“Misha Collins” the celebrity/public figure? hilarious. memeworthy. what the fuck is wrong with this man#actual human person Misha Collins? yikes. ik exactly what the fuck is wrong with this man and its Rich White Dude Syndrome#i feel like its a good day to mention that celebrities are putting on an act even when they act as themselves#fuck! im getting to know that firsthand rn!#for a far less controversial example see Jensen Ackles being a Total Deangirl Freak(i love him) and only wearing green at photoshoots#vs Jensen Ackles flying to hawaii to do a golf tournament while wearing khaki kneeshorts#btw I dont think this makes all actors bad or is a bad thing. its just part of the nature of celebrity.#the spn characters > the actors “in character” as spn actors > the blandest rich white texan men you'll ever see (they are v pretty though)#long ass tags#headcoldposting sry coherence is gone#I personally try to “play myself” on camera as principled organized and well-spoken. creative but clear on the movement's goals#in actuality I'm panicking almost 24/7. I drown myself in destiel angst nonstop and 50% of my internal monologue is in Old English.
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I just binged NCIS: Hawai'i and I'm so bitter it got cancelled. This show is so good and deserves at least 8 seasons.
#of course cbs cancelled the first ncis show with a majority non-white cast. woman as the lead. and same sex couple#because they're cheap and decided sydney is worth more because it costs them less#and for origins which no one asked for. i already don't like the idea of that cause#a) they're bound to make something happen that doesn't line up with ncis so it'll be retconning stuff or just make stuff confusing#and b) you can't continue to expand the ncis universe with this show in the past about a character we already know about.#Hawai'i gives us characters whose stories are current and who can impact the present#and i know cbs will never let another network acquire Hawai'i like they did for all rise#they'll never let another network have an ncis show. They want full control over their franchise.#can this show get the swat treatment? no idea. But I hope people and the cast/crew keep fighting for this show.#cause it deserves so much better than ending on what may be a cliffhanger tomorrow and will definitely be unresolved stories for everyone#also the audacity for cbs to have vanessa and the cast out there talking about how much they love being part of the franchise#and how important the show is during that 1000th ep stuff#only to cancel it not long after is just a shit move#use them for promo then axe them#ncis hawaii#ncis hawai'i#cbs#sgx
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i cant wait to be me
#i dont know how to actually start living yet. its been waiting to go on hrt. waiting for hs to end. waiting for college. waiting to be able#to afford college. waiting to lose weight. waiting to get feel confident. waiting to get better. waiting for top surgery. i think i keep#moving the goalpost(?) to soothe the guilt i have for “wasting” my life away. rotting in my room while watching everyone actually living#feels less sucky when i think about how its okay since ill finally go and live for myself as soon as xyz happens. i just have to wait a#little longer#sorry i got all sad bc i found out my friend is in hawaii rn and my cousin is on a trip across the country and i just feel so stuck#but its okay bc as soon as i get my top surgery ill get to actually start my life right?#des vents
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A Familiar Expression
I know what this reminds me of!
Sam!
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subaru count while waiting for the bus while my phone is almost dead: 23 or possibly 24 i didn't get a good look at some and also i have the memory of a goldfish. no offense to goldfish
#not as many as i was expecting honestly i saw a lot more toyotas#i feel like i'm destined to be a subaru owner idk maybe its the lesbianism but i think they're neat#<- guy who does not know anything at all about the breeds of car#the car i'm actually most likely to get at this point is my brothers very wealthy in laws used lexus ☠️ would that be evil#he said it would cost about 8k but they might give me a discount. and not to sound entitled but these people have MANY millions of dollars#so i KNOW they would not even notice 8k and i'm kind of salty about this. but whatever#hes literally a retired superior court judge of orange county and their family fund is possibly in the billions#they have a goddamn house in fucking hawaii that they dont even rent out when theyre not there it just is empty#and another house on a manmade island in socal 😭 who fucking does that#the guy is also a pastor because of course he fucking is. theyre nice people but what a totally insane way to live and i'm sorry but it is#evil to own a house in hawaii as a white person and then just leave it empty most of the time.#they paid off my brothers $50k+ in student loans when he got engaged also#they also feel bad for me because of my insane mother and dead father situation#so yeah if they were like we are giving you this 2013 lexus with less than 90k miles on it i would be like awesome thank you! and would not#feel bad about that even a little bit. considering 8k is almost half of what my current yearly income is set to be#it wont stay that way because i have to get a second job in order to live 🥰 so cool how capitalism works#me
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Hm, I really need to get to bed, so I definitely don't have time for a full 20 minute episode of this show. Well anyway time to listen to this entire 42 minute concept album
#personal#it's ok it takes me less time to listen to music than watch a show. this is possible and true#edit after 42 minutes and 18 seconds: hawaii part 2... ough
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I haven't actually started the season yet but if I wake up tomorrow and Maya is dead I'm committing a crime, this can't be serious...
#station 19#maya bishop#the stuff I've seen so far...#how could they cancel this show?#same thing for NCIS Hawaii#but NCIS Hawaii f up away less#I just have a bad feeling about this final#I don't trust those writers#and I'm not ready to let go from maya and Carina#even more if it ends badly#they've been through enough and some of it to me was so unnecessary#we've been through enough as fans
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I can't fully take the 'haha, why does Shinichi know what cocaine tastes like anyway' posts as a good joke when people really seem to take it seriously.
Like. I answered something about it when I was directly asked, and seeing (a few) comments where people think he actually licked cyanide instead just. Hurts my heart a bit. (And other people genuinely asking, which more just makes me think I should promote my answer blog more, but. Self promotion is not one of my strengths. V: )
For a quick tldr: The only word used in the Moonlight Sonata case was 麻薬. Which is a general term for narcotics of any kind. Cocaine is called a narcotic in an international sense (from what I can tell looking at Japanese sources, the connection between the terms cocaine and narcotics was almost always accompanied with 'America and Canada', specifically), but not from a medical perspective.
I wouldn't say the possibility of Conan licking coke off the ground is 0%, since I don't know how Gosho's using the term, but. I'd say it's a lot lower than what most people seem to jump to.
#dc thoughts#Literally the Japanese wiki article for 麻薬 just. 'In America and Canada; coke is also classed as such'#'The Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs 1961 added it to the list'#Literally everything was just sounding like 'the word narcotic can be used for coke; but it's an American thing; mostly'#'And since it's also dangerously addictive we all just kinda shrugged and said sure'#The only reason I'd say it's up in the air for DC is because Gosho may be referencing stuff /from/ American cop dramas#But the use of the word 麻薬 alone makes me think it's less likely; because they could have easily specified#But for the joke... I mean; if he did learn in Hawaii; that'd be the American usage for narcotics I suppose
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