#impy thoughts

[midnightlavenderimp]

I thought of something really funny but I'm at work, damn it!

anyway, what if macaque is bad at photos, like he's not bad taking photos, but he's non photogenic? he's handsome yeah, but he get his photo taken and his shadows make his photos look haunted? his face is all blurry or it's too dark, there are extra limbs, another hidden face that kinda stuff. his shadows just want to be in the pictures too lol

[enkays-den]

Impulse two years ago on the Legacy Podcast saying he "liked it too much" when Skizz was hanging in his studio and he wanted every day to look like that

Skizz earlier today saying him and Impulse were going to spend all day together tomorrow (and maybe every thursday) working on getting the podcast recorded, edited, and queued up on their platforms in one work day "it's kind of the dream"

[simplydm]

Streamers should be able to tell their chats to shut the fuck up more often

[omgitsbeewave]

talking about scarpulse... we can tell for sure, the guy had a great choice of redstoners that wanted to work in scarland and he choose impulse. in his videos working on scarland redstone impulse is basically trying to impress scar and tell by that, that he choose the right guy for this work

and scar is so impressed!

i will draw them later, i promise ♡

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i saw some amazing person suggested to call them glitter & gold, but it's little hard for tagging... what about glitter gold guys? or gold glitter guys. literally ggg. like bad boys bread and bamboo bridge, but with g's

[theadventuresofalittlebug]

For my firsst (real) post hav regressed Skizz! I hasn’t ever seen him drawn as a regressor.

[tenebriism]

A lovely reminder on this fine Wednesday, before I head to bed, that:

Kaeya is the most important person in Diluc's life, regardless of how strained their relationship is. Diluc LOVES his baby brother and that will never change.

It isn't that Diluc doesn't WANT to apologize for what happened. It's that he genuinely believes he doesn't deserve Kaeya's forgiveness, and isn't sure he can handle the response SHOULD Kaeya turn him down.

He doesn't get the hints that Kaeya, actually, WANTS to be around him. That, despite there being a whole 'nother, reputable bar in Mondstadt, Kaeya still comes to the Angel's Share. Kaeya still exchanges WORDS with Diluc and still writes letters to him, despite how standoffish and distance Diluc tends to be. Kaeya is still PRESENT, and Diluc believes it's purely due to circumstance.

I shall reiterate from my many previous posts: It is NOT Kaeya's fault, and it is NOT Diluc's fault, what happened that night, and we will not accept any Kae or Luc slander on this blog. They both need to shut up and apologize, they were both wrong. Y'don't drop more horrible news on an already emotionally unstable, grieving man ( TIMING, people, TIMING ), and you don't lash out and try to kill your own brother, thus nearly ADDING to the needless death count, after receiving said bad news. Way better ways to have gone about that whole thing.

He would still give up everything to keep Kaeya safe. This includes his life, yes.

Diluc, ultimately, just wants Kaeya back in his life so he can be happy again... so BOTH of them can be happy. It doesn't matter who Diluc falls in love with, how his future turns out to be, whatever. If Kaeya ain't in it, there's no point. Someway, somehow. If he had the proper words to say all nice and beautifully written on a piece of parchment paper, he'd have sent it long ago, or even read it aloud to Kaeya . . . but he doesn't. It's the one time in his entire life where he's being a coward, and all the Mora in the world won't snag him a courage potion.

TL;DR: Diluc loves his baby brother, and wants, so desperately, to have him back.

[artooine]

i am so worried about crosshair. when he first said his name when introducing himself to Mayday i started to cry i missed him so much and i just ache for a happy ending for him even though i know it wont end happy for any of them. i was gobsmacked when he shot that nasty ass imp, im so proud of him and it gives me hope that the chip is failing

i really really hope this season ends with either tbb saving him, or crosshair escaping whatever situation hes in now with the intent to find his family again

[sefif]

I don't know how likely it is to happen but my kingdom for either Lizzie + Gem finalists or Bdubs vs Impulse finalists

[bluerex64remake]

Me floating in space in my memories

[impishlavenderthrone]

My debut fic has 620 hits last I checked and I think I'm going to cry. I can't even think of something I've read/played/watched a hundred times! I haven't even read my fic back myself more than thrice since posting!

I'm just... My heart is full 🥺

If any of you seeing this post have read my fic, genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart. You have no idea how much this means to me. I hope you have a fantastic day, you beautiful motherfucker you 💜

[mehiwilldoitlater]

"And so the Great Sage smacked the evil macaque and saved the day!"

"You saying it all wrong!"

"NO, I DONT!"

It was custom of the monkeys of Mount Huaguo to tell stories during super time, and that night a few youngster decided to tell the time that Sun Wukong had tò face and opponent that was the same as him, the Six eared Macaque. It was one of the most famous stories about the journey to the west, and it was quite cute to see the monkeys arguing about it.

You and Yuán Fèn were currently finishing your own meals when curiosity struck you.

"Say, the thought doesn't make you curious." He rose his head from his bowl full of vegetables, soup, and noodles.

"About the Macaque!"

"Are you asking me if I want to fight an evil version of me, or are you just impying that I have to save you from it?"

"I don't get into troubles...often."

He chuckled, finishing his soup, while you just started to play with one piece of carrot that was floating in your.

"Well, if that day came..." He said, Taking away your carrot from your own soup and eating it in front of you." "I pray you'll be able to have some common sense to recognize an impostor from me!"

You stuck out your tongue at him after the small provocation. You Teo faced many dangers. It wasn't like another one could be different.

((a small drabbke! Doesn't mean nothing!))

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[midnightlavenderimp]

i just watched season 5, so spoilers undercut

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*looks at the mei and red son episode*

*looks at macaques magic change from purple to red*

*looks at the camera*

...RUMBLE AND SAVAGE EPISODE WHEN?!?!?

extra points if after they use a lot of energy they turn into little babies.

extra extra points that while they're small they wander off from macaque and wukong finds them and names them. they are his now lol

[enkays-den]

I want to write an entire fucking essay about imp and skizz during mcc, ESPECIALLY in that last minute holy shit

skizz showed a bone deep understanding of impulse that literally had me shaking

keep your eyes peeled on my blog because it may happen

[crystaleevee4]

mmmm. hgcz thoughts. i'm more insane about these guys than i am about the actual main characters

Post-Catalyst Soup Group (especially impy, least especially gem) kinda like. Oh. what was all that hurt for. and they want to try and make up for it.

so... they maybe pull a Forgery. with much controversy about it but eventually stuff gets better (actually debating abt this- maybe pearl specifically just. goes back to bein a civilian).

impulse specifically going to therapy at the encouragement of his friends. he has problems and he was like. very likely passively suicidal. he Needs Help and he will be getting it (with much reluctance)

who knows about the other guys... maybe, maybe not? gem isn't that's all i know

impulse and skizz become roommates and gem and pearl become roommates and their houses are right next to each other. and then they connect them with much debate and arguments with the HOA and also city government

both houses get dogs. guess which ones they are (it's prim and kbmrjmd and tilly)

????the Citadel gets de-deathtrap'd and turned into a giant amusement park thingy

idfk man. reblog. what do YOU think happens to everyone post-catalyst. i want to know

[hermitscratch]

imp n skizz + 27... the besties. did you know skizz irl sometimes kisses impulse n the cheek. to annoy him

Send me a pairing + a number! || Accepting

27. A platonic kiss, Impulse/Skizz, 873 words

This may have been the greatest day of Impulse's life.

The exhilaration of starting anew had hit him full force. The space between seasons had been spent dreaming up builds of grandeur, and he was finally able to see what he was working with. Better still, he had a partner in crime to share his vision with. Providing Bdubs his first clock was a point of pride, and Bdubs had accepted it with promises of a great future ahead of them.

He'd made momentous progress. Maybe not on the scale of Doc and his villager operation, but the humble underground iron farm he and Tango constructed would serve them well. The land that would become a sprawling cyberpunk city was sectioned off. His strip mine was fruitful, piles of diamonds to be fashioned into armor and equipment as needed. Everything was coming up Impulse.

When the day was over, the rest was well-earned. The Mountaineers, as Scar had named them, reconvened to share dinner around the fire. He took the chance to wash up in the river- a water well would be a tomorrow project, once he had a place to lay his head that was more permanent than the blocked off mouth of his cave- and laid down for a good night's sleep.

...Any minute then.

Impulse rolled onto his back and sighed. It didn't feel right, and Impulse knew what was missing.

This may have been the greatest day of Impulse's life, because Skizz was there.

Skizz was there, and so much as thinking his name made the thread connecting them hum. Before Skizz was a hermit, when Impulse had been summoned and made the decision to stay, it was easy to ignore. The proximity now, though, made it impossible. His very soul knew its other half was near, and Impulse longed.

Skizz hadn't wanted to be coddled. He was determined to stand on his own two feet in this server of building gods and redstone masters. It was with full support that Impulse had agreed to let Skizz forge his own way, neighbors instead of roommates.

...But surely Skizz wouldn't mind a late-night visit, right?

Impulse relit the torches by his bedside. He didn't change, just throwing on his shoes. On his way to the door, he wondered if it would be worth taking his wings out. It would make the trip incredibly short, at the cost of nearly guaranteeing he'd spend all night at Skizz's. He wouldn't mind, but if Skizz did...

"Aaah!" A yell made Impulse jump as he opened the door, snapping him out of his thoughts. An equally startled Skizz stood in the doorway, a hand on his chest as he settled down. "You scared the dookie right outta me, dude," He said, heaving a breath, "Don't you know it's like, dumb o'clock in the morning? Nice jammies though," Skizz snickered.

Impulse snorted. Skizz was wearing a matching set. "These old things? Aw, they're nothin'," Skizz barks a laugh, and Impulse chuckles with him, a line of tension leaving his shoulders, "I know it's dumb o'clock in the morning, what're you doing at my front door?"

"Well I- y'know, I was in the neighborhood," Skizz started, wings held around his shoulders like a mantle, "And I'm thinkin' to myself, I think, y'know... I'm really feelin' it! And if I'm feelin' it, my best buddy over here, Mr. Impy Dimpy Dippledop, well, he's gotta be feelin' it too, right? Am I right? I bet I'm right," Skizz poked at Impulse's cheek.

Impulse huffed fondly, lightly smacking Skizz's hand away. Nobody could manage to be longwinded and straightforward like Skizz could. "I might've been on my way to yours for the same reason," Impulse admitted.

"Good thing I beat you then," Skizz cackled, "I don't have a bed yet!"

"Skizz!" Impulse laughed, "That's the first thing you do!"

"I was excited, okay? Some stuff fell through the cracks!" It only made Skizz laugh harder, "Are you gonna invite me in or not!"

"Okay, okay," Impulse placated once their laughter calmed into the occasional giggle. He stepped away from the doorway and gestured Skizz to follow him inside, "Come on in, make yourself at home. Don't forget to shut the door behind you."

Impulse heard the door close. The place was basic, really, meant for function over form. A double-wide bed, some chests for storage, and the simple wall that separated the space from the outside. There was a joke on the tip of Impulse's tongue, something about excusing a mess that wasn't there, but it's forgotten the moment he feels arms around him.

Arms, and then wings, warm and white and all-encompassing like a blanket settled around his very soul. If Impulse looked behind himself, he was sure Skizz's halo would be showing. In turn, Impulse's horns grew. Dark scales climbed up his arms where he held Skizz's arms across his chest, and his tail found purchase around Skizz's leg.

Skizz squeezed him in a hug, lowering his head to leave a kiss in Impulse's hair before burying his face in it with a content sigh that made Impulse want to melt into bed and never get up again.

"Yeah," Skizz mumbled, soft and tired, "This is home."

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

its so fucked up and evil that whenever someone says "the implications" my first thought is "the impies". whoever made that post about the rammies this is all ur fault and im coming to fucking Get you. i bet u didnt think of the rammies of that one huh