“memories of hurricaneger” is right bc these are certainly MY memories of hurricaneger
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tonight im thinkin about how i got the dunkin gift card treatment at the islanders themed mets game last season. i sang billy joel on the jumbotron in front of beau and scott and ross and josh and adam
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local trans bunny boy does trans dog boy's eyeliner, what could possibly go wrong :P
Salem (bunny) is @wolfertinger666's and Gabe (doggo) is mine, he/him for both :D
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Happy ten years of my favorite vampire and her tiny human <33
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Irondad fic ideas #154
CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk
Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.
When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.
It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.
The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.
Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.
He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.
This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.
This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.
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obviously i love the entirety of the boygenius over/under video but that moment when phoebe had her head in her hands and lucy said “you ok?” and phoebe said “this bitch… has a google drive with pictures of your shadow in it. and- and WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO SPACE?!!” and they’re all laughing and lucy says “YES!” and julien throws her head back and does that cackle. iconic.
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