#impossible quest

[kpopandbookschild]

Book pole round 1 #7

[rosemoonweaver]

@spacematriarchy

Be Normal about Elves.

[evilminji]

I just saw a "You have to pick a Consort or we'll pick one for you!" Prompt?

And I must know? CAN they bind someone to Consortship who does not recognize their authority? Like... no really, The King Of The Dead(tm) lawfully would have NO claim upon the Living, unless they consented to his Rule. Not until they... you know... Die.

And in DP's case? Not even THEN is it guaranteed? They could just Peace Out and move on. Skip the Zone completely. So like? IS that a loophole?

A King from Nation A can not legally command citizen of Nation B. They aren't his. Only King B can. Citizen B's may CHOSE to obey King A, to be polite, but the have the RIGHT to say "fuck off, buddy". But if King A was legal cornered and told "pick a Consort Or Else(tm)"? CAN HE?

Like? Can he point to the biggest, toughest, warrior in Nation B (probably standing next to his equally terrifying wife), knowing FULL DAMN WELL this is not going to happen and planning on that, and say "Him. Fetch, you bloodsuckers."

Just FULL-ON pass the buck. And let his political opponents have time to reconsider their stances as they are dying under said warrior's Rightfully Furious Blade?

What I am saying is? Constantine. Superman. Fuck it! Batman too! You want Danny, A TEENAGER, to pick a CONSORT for ETERNITY or you'll FORCE one on him? In what feels like a VERY coercive Bad Touch sorta move?

Fine.

FINE!

He's gonna pull out his phone and look up that list Tucker made of the Magical Weirdos on the Justice League! In FACT! He heard that the Greek gods helped made Wonder Woman! Her too! He's "Consorting" the whole FOUNDING MEMBERS! And the magical ones! It's gonna be a HAREM up in this castle!

Now be good eyeballs and FETCH. He has Kingly Watching Paint Dry to get too. You can't expect HIM to do this? This is YOUR big concern, not his.

(It goes badly for the Observants, I would imagine. Those are grown Adult Heros being told to divorce their loving spouses and marry A CHILD. Or Else.)

( They Choose Or Else. And Unspeakable Violence. Unhand the child, you despicable eyeball faced cretins!)

[girlsonic]

i really like the thing that lego dimensions puts forward where shadow isn't really sure how to fulfill maria's wish for him to bring hope to humanity . because saving the planet a few times isnt enough. so he lands on flower arrangements

it is silly but i like to imagine him trying a lot of different little hobbies. no shadow cant race right now hes figuring out a new pattern on the rainbow loom

[doctor-disc0]

Bethesda needs to bring back elder scrolls games taking place over multiple years. I'm sorry, but I genuinely don't think that the Oblivion Crisis and all the Oblivion DLCs happened in 4 months.

And don't get me started on the fact that every event in ESO happens in the same year.

[art-is-kayos]

Sight of a Star - Blue-ish Star Ryōshū and Don Quixote

[hellspawnmotel]

terranigma, a cool game

[snailsnaps]

i need to post more stuff

[brainyrot]

@ch1-kasak0 the freaky eye

[lubbee]

11 days!

[lionbearfox]

someone get her therapy Please

[ying-doodles]

// webtoon spoilers (ep 152)

anyways, have one more tyrannus compilation post for the road! ^^

[ohhamlet-art]

new hobby collecting crinkly clara oswalds to put in my pocket

[shakespeareallanpoe]

Behold. After searching far and wide, I present to you untold and sacred knowledge in regards to our very own Alfred Pennyworth:

[skunkes]

Thsi is so awesome

[jajatoc]

Evening Comes (Advesperascit)

(Acrylics on cheap canvas!)