#immovable object vs unstoppable force

[jojopolls]

FINAL ROUND

[designers-teaparty]

Heperu wouldn't survive a day of being Till's guardian

[wizardhecker]

I have a friend who I sent a bunch of saddle billed stork pictures to while she was depressed because I thought they were cool and therefore so should she, which somehow turned into her looking up stork jokes and threatening to send one to me everyday. And as the king of Bits I don't back down nor let anyone else, so I held her to it which then turned into looking up stork facts and sending one to me every day instead.

It's been 3 months. Both of us are insanely committed to the bit.

Anyways she uncovered a massive stork conspiracy on Wikipedia where she was trying to track down the source for some facts and found the citations actually didn't exist, which led her down a rabbit hole of investigating the "source" used for many other myths and finding it full of holes and this whole process drove her to apply to grad school and I'm still getting a stork fact a day

[getinthefuckingcarkitten]

God shut the fuck UP Don’t be fucking coy with me. I hate this goddamn town i hate how it’s full of creeps like you. If you know what’s good for you you’ll stay away from her and that’s final

Are you saying you have no interest then? Okay i'll proceed

[bestbluebouquet]

NATHAN YAFFE GAME CHANGER??????????

[flcarius]

Missing twitter for my silly little ship because I Am Starved, but I am also stupidly Stubborn

[ponytailzuko]

ive used photoshop premiere like my the entire time ive been making digital art  bc i got for super cheap on sale a long time ago (+it was a one time purchase) but my 12 yo mac died and apparently my photoshop is so old i cant even reinstall it on my laptop cus it cant run on the current version of mac os..... i demand a refund.

[confessiononadancefloor]

unstoppable force versus immovable object of wanting to get my nails done extravagantly and loving my job where i literally have to dig through mud with my bare hands

[demi-queen]

I think that if the Immovable Object and the Unstoppable Force met, they would fall in love and their child would be Pure Spite

[themichelvictor-blog]

Unstoppable force vs Immovable object solved

Unstoppable force vs Immovable object clearly has a loophole in the fact that unstoppable force hits object that is "Immovable", not unbreakable, so if force is truly unstoppable it just make hole in said object, leaving both force unstoppable and object immovable.

[laulo821]

the urge to use tone indicators on every single sentence but the fear that my interlocutor thinks that im taking them for an idiotic dumbass moron who cant read the room

[novakspector]

[dickie-braindamage]

did you know that girlbulge through short shorts exists. and tbulge through thin underwear? did you know? and did you know what happens when you put those two things together? repeatedly? i can show you, but you must keep it between us. take my hand.

no, no, that’s not my han- yknow what. okay.

[ilottthepilot]

there are many reasons why olympic motorsport is one of the most impractical ideas humanity has ever had, but i still think we should try it, primarily because i want to study the hypothetical dynamics of an alonso-sainz-palou team spain lineup under a microscope

[jadequarze]

Violence is about to be committed

[river-bottom-nightmare]

hmmm okay i’m seeing the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)