#imma elaborate in the tags

[alfairy]

[crumblingspine]

These people are so lame like if you're gonna make up shit about me behind my back then at least have some story behind it don't just say "erm he's been kind of a bigot lately" with no source??? That's really weird of you actually!!!

[ohmy-gojo]

geto suguru falling for an underclassman reader ෆ (no curse au) pt.1

it was a new year— geto was already on his 2nd year at jujutsu high with the same two friends, not that he really cared about making friends. satoru just appeared one day and called him his 'best friend' and shoko tagged along. it was actually a quite comical group he thinks; a rich kid, a chain smoker and a boy who just wanted to die. but he supposes they were also popular around the campus (though he doesnt understand why)

he was casually strolling near the pond in front of the campus during break (actually hiding from gojo bc a new episode of digimon aired and he really doesnt want to hear his rants) when he saw a trail of... chips? leading near the back of the campus

his first thought was 'this is too weird imma dip' but alas curiosity got him and he decided to follow the trail of.. chips. who knows if thats how they lure people and kidnap them nowadays? if so hes sure people like satoru would surely fall for the trap (he thinks as he himself follows the said trap)

after reaching the end of the trail, he was surprised to face a young girl instead of an old beefy hitman. this was his supposed kidnapper? she was pretty cute so he wouldnt really mind he guesses. but the girl actually looked equally surprised to see him. the two stared at each other and owlishly blinked.

"um.. what are you doing.. here? if i may ask." geto broke the silence

"oh uh i am waiting?" she spoke softly and didnt elaborate further

'maybe for a friend?' geto thought and didnt ask for more details. though the reason he was even here— "do you know who placed these chips in the grou–"

before he could even finish his sentence, the girl pulled him and hid behind the concrete plankets. okay, this girl was nuts

"i was the one who placed the chips," she whisper-answered. "for him" she gestured to their front. geto followed her gaze and saw a.. puppy? he raised his brows at that, if she wanted to feed the puppy why not just give it that directly instead of doing whatever the hell that was.

she probably understood what he was thinking and finally told him, "that little guy was actually trapped in one of the slabs. i tried helping him but he was probably afraid so i decided to lure him with these chips and into safety."

oh, he thinks. that makes sense. they both then sat in silence watching the puppy eat the chips. it was a comfortable silence though. this is not a bad day, he muses. the nice weather, watching an adorable puppy eating chips with a cute girl sitting beside him.

after some time, the puppy left and he realized they were still holding hands from earlier when she pulled him. she let go of his hand after realizing herself and blushed lightly (he was a little disappointed).

"what you did was kind." he smiled at her.

"oh its nothing. i felt bad for him and i dont even like chips that much."

geto laughed at her reasoning. he was getting enamored by her weird charm and awkward mannerisms. they were starting to walk back inside their campus. "well.. whats your name?"

"i am (name)," she bowed her head lightly "please take care of me."

"of course, nice to meet you. i am geto." he smiled. "are you a 1st year?"

"yes i am. are you one as well?"

"no," he shaked his head. "i am a 2nd year."

"oh!" she suddenly stopped. "youre a senpai!"

he laughed at her matter of fact tone and nodded his head. this girl was actually weird but in a.. cute way.

before he could ask more about her, his white haired friend appeared and he just sighed heavily

"suguru??? what are you doing?" he looked at (name) and gasped "do you have a secret girlfriend? oh my god! shoko!"

"lord help me," he sighed again. he looked at the girl with him and saw her blushing and looking bewildered. as much as he found her blushing face adorable he decided to help her

"this is not my girlfriend you doofus," he slapped gojos back of head. "shes an underclassman, be nice to her."

"ohhhh?? shes a kouhai?" he gasped once again. "i always wanted one!"

geto deadpanned at that. look at this weirdo talking about the girl like shes some shiny rock. he was starting too feel weirdly possessive over her. after all he was the one who found her first so she should be his kouhai only, it's only natural.

with gojo blabbering about himself to her and her politely nodding at his words, they made their way to their classes. geto wanted to ask her about herself but found himself being cut off by gojo everytime. he was starting to get pissed but then saw (name) smiling reassuringly at her which made him calm down a little (he was almost pouting). then she had to leave for her class and waved at them bye. 'oh well,' he thought while waving back. he could try to meet her after school maybe? but this time without that blue eyed freak he huffed.

[drawlody]

My list of Adam ships♡ n my opinion bout them (also fics rec :D) (old)

Adam x Luicfer (Adamsapple/Duitarduck) 10/10

Need i say more:)))??!?! started out as a "haha funny slip-up ship" to "hey they got really good angst potential". The friends/lovers to enemies to lovers is STRONG with this one n i am eating up everything i could found on ao3. Smth bout this macho-ass man finally getting to stay back n not take charge for once feel nice, also princess Adam supermacy wooooo. Whoever came up with the ship name i applaud u cause that's like a 3 layers name(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It's not an Adamsapple fic without Adam having at least 1 mental breakdown n Lucifer have his guilt eating him alive:)))

Very fucked up torture but i swear it worth the pain:D The dove is so dead it start to rot so plz read the tags properly (plz check out the AngeliaDark other works too they got good shit)

This one have a splits so check out both the fics (beware the author have a skrewed sense of what is considered wholesome:))))

I didnt think a smut scene could be this sad

Adam x Lute (Guitarspear/Guardrock) 10/10

Litteraly my first Hazbin ship, assholes in love is an underrated dynamic we desperately need more off:))) That with a dash of evil dude x loyal subordinate (which i havent seen since the Deathglare days) n opposite attract (look they have one main thing in common is that their extreme bloodthirst, other than that she's stricter than ur mom n he's lazier than the Sloth ring itself but that the beauty of it no? He convince her to chill tf out n not to burst a blood vessel, she keep him on track n make sure Sera dont come on their asses)

They're just being silly enabling each other terrible behaviour n i love that for them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Litteral besties i tell ya

Heavy non-con shit involving Val but Lute will revenge our boi i promised u that

Cool idea n they r just made for each other damn

First hazbin fic i read which is a really cool smut:D

Adam x Micheal (we need a ship name people ) (update: it's Songbird/Guitarhero) 10/10

I like how we dont even got a proper comfirmation of Micheal design/personality yet the ship is here already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( im using the Nakariiale's design as a base here love their design)

Hit me with that rebound love x "u look like my ex so im using u as a replacement but ill fall for the real u eventually" x co-workers in heaven. I'm thinking smth along the line of "after Lucifer fucked off with Lilith, Micheal became Adam guardian angel n they just hang out" ya feel me here? (✿◕‿◕✿)

Shout out to Bloog_b for dragging me into this ship:DDD also im on the Adam x the archangels ship as a "gotcha" to Lucifer of sort. Like bitch u stole my wives imma steal your brotherS

Look it's Adamsapple endgame but trust me u will be feed well on this ( u know how good u gotta be for people to ditch the main ship?)

I'm giving yall 4 fics here cause i can only found 4 rn(._. )

this one is uhh non-con so beware

Micheal is indeed Adam guardian angel in this one:D

Adam x Eve (Flowertunes) 8/10

I dont care what yall said they love each other throughout Eden n Earth , might have a falling out in heaven but that doesnt change the fact that they were once IN LOVE. Honestly why cant we just have a couple that have the same bright-eyed innocence like one another.I refuse to believe Eve like willingly cheat on Adam with malicious intent n all, simply she was indeed ''tricked'' or just not fully understand the sistuation, n Adam love her way too much to think that she would do that to him like Lilith. Hell the dude was heartbroken after L left , starting the abandonment issues, so he would have cling to Eve, doing everything so that he aint alone again, even if that mean leaving Eden

Honestly it pisses me off that the Adam/Eve tag on ao3 most of the time is just 1 dialouge between them back when Eve bit the apple n thats it no elaboration on the couple whatsoever >:(((

Lots of switcharoos

sinner eve woooo

look its hard trynna find a fic focusing on them ok?

Adam x St. Peter (Guitargreeter (bet ya didnt see that coming:))) 7/10

Base on this fanfic alone Joe my dude u r on the path of becoming THE Adam crack-ship writer n i am here for this:)))) just so u wait this dude gonna whip out a AdamxNifty , AdamxHusk fic later on ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

From within the fic itself the ship its 2 bros in love with homophobia standing in the way >:( also when did we have a name?!?!?!?

I just like Adam x anyone in heaven alright:D like bro famous n he got that ancient rizz, u telling mr he cant bag a hottie or 2-100+ hmm?

Adam x Alastor (Angelicradio) 8/10

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ABOUT THEM THAT I SHIP I JUST DO ��(゜▽゜*)♪ i blame YOU honestly rn this ship is either Adam found Al after the fight n they make a deal or they're in heaven n they chillin this ship is confusing:D

They're angels on heaven

Adam gone back into eden n do shit differently

This is both Adam/Eve n Adam/Alastor kinda

Adam x Alastor x Lucifer (Angelicradioapple/ Charlie's dads (only me call them that lol)) 9/10

''Hey Charlie u know how u r sad that your mother left? Wellllllll i got you 2 new dads suprise:DDDD''

Look 3 miserable men who hate each other + hell's greatest dad + my love for Dadam = Messy ass old men yaoi :DDDD n it work perfectly with Alastor Asexuality too!!! Like Adam n Lucifer could fuck each other brains out before Al joining in for the cuddles lol

Chaos ensue

Not exactly a love triangle but a love corner but hey we barely got food here :D

I cant believe how hot this shit is lol

Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer (Eden poly/ applecore?) 8/10

They could have been all married to each other(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But as much as i go "OooOooo Poly yay'' i just cant vibe with EvexLucifer, like the cheating vibes is wayyyyyyyyy too much i just cant man . I mean with the interpetation that Lucifer came to Eden to hang out with the humans they all know eachother, they're a throuple yes but BUT when Eve came into the picture it was only with Adam n him only so the other 2 is ehhhh. Im fine with EvexLilith cause im seeing it happening later, not hidden from Adam while LuciferxEve got that deception going on .So uhhh in this ship they're more like bestie than lovers to me¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also AdamxLilith is an underrated pairing like everytime i saw this applecore thing going on these 2 r at most tolerate each other like cmonnnnn we already twist this to hell n back, why cant we make it so their arguement was a petty non-malicious one n they still cares for each other hmm???

They're one happy family

IDK what to tell u bittersweet reunion n loving family is the only typa fic u get with this ship

Not that im complaining i need this wholesomeness

Adam x Mammon (Adammon/Madam/Greedyguitar/ 1st chirstmas.... hasnt had an offical name yet) 10/10

They r litteraly same person different font idk what to tell u. More insults thrown around than Guitarspear but they're pretty similar. Adam is just " sinners suck ass but this dude is the worst in the best way". Also they're both big bois (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ , they love towering over others

I'm sorry but there r barely BARELY

any fics of them :(

The art side is more plentiful tho :D

Adam x Angel Dust (Holydust/guitardust) 5/10

THEY ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOUR n that the exact reason why i cant see them be together as a couple 100%, like the shit-talking bff vibes r wayyyy too strong XD Angel finally got someone who have the same vulgar humour as him n if Adam got married in hell Angel would 100% be his best bitch of honour (≧∀≦)ゞq(≧▽≦q)

They're best friends who have casual no-string attached sex that is ACTUALLY no-string attached:)))

I came to ship them due to those "What if they're co-workers under Val' scenarios ive been seeing on Tumblr

I got like 1 fic on ao3 i mean if u r looking for just platonic friendship between them then rest asure most Adam's redemption fics have that

I got 1 fic on tumblr

Adam x Charlie (Charadam/Guitarprincess) 5/10

U know this ship give me a pretty bad first impression since a good chunk of the fics r either heavy non-con shit or lean wayyyyy to much into the daddy kink, ya know how Charlie got suppose daddy issues n all that jazz?:))) yeah that... that

But after seeing the art side of this ship im chillin with them now, since the art r pretty wholesome, usually having them decked out in punk-rock clothings hanging out. It's a big "Fuck you" to Lucifer n i live for these mf argueing ╰(*°▽°*)╯

So uhhh stay away from the fics if ya want an actual functional couple instead of wtv messed up shit we got there:))) But here's a fic anyway, the only one where it feel bearable n actual trynna go into said messed up relationship i already warn you

We got cracks like Guitarmaid (AdamxNifty), Valadam (AdamxVal) which i dont have enough materials to decied, Classicalrock (AdamxSera) sound interesting but also havent found anything , Guitarhalo (AdamxEmily) is an unexpected find, find i deem them to be more familial than romantic so we'll see if there's a fic good enough to convince me

Edit:i forgot to add Blitzo like Mammon already there why did i forgot

Adam x Blitzo (i dont think anyone even ship this but me:)) 7/10

I cant find a single fic where they has anything more than a 1 nightstand n 1 interaction where they hit it off , i live off imagination alone (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) but like fr fr they would match so well, like their bloodlust n general jerkiness would make them the 3rd asshole x asshole ship on this list :DDDD

Tho as much as i wanna see them go further i feel like an on-n-off relationship/friends with benefits fit em more ya know ( *^-^)ρ(*╯^╰) If ya have any fic but the 2 here that have them interact lemme know cause a bitch need food :)

This is a lot of tag(._. )

[six-of-cringe]

hello yes i am Seeing i am Looking and i am Envying how succinctly you sum up what took paragraphs for my loquacious ass to get around to

kaz and wylan are very much foils, and while much has been said about their similarities and how their stories parallel each other, it’s also worth noting that while kaz gives up his rietveld identity to survive in the barrel, wylan clings to what makes him wylan throughout his time in the barrel. when kaz loses everything, he throws away goodness and honesty; when wylan loses everything, he clings to goodness and honesty because it’s all he has left. they have fundamentally different backgrounds which obviously influence their choices and outlooks on life, but it’s interesting nonetheless!

[sukunas-wife]

I’ve been going back reading the manga, and i NEED TO KNOW WHY YOROZU WAS SO UPSET WHEN SUKUNA HINTED HE KNEW WHAT LOVE IS

And she GOT LIVID “THATS NOT TRUE LOVE”

Like hold on a minute- I might need to knock off Interview with a Vampire and find Yorozu

“Interview with a Woman who wanted my husband: Yorozu”

Only one question: “who the hell or what the hell did he love and can you elaborate in detail??? We’re all gonna jump him, because excuse me???

Every article says he never had a wife or family, he SAYS He was an unwanted child, eXCUSE ME??

*turns to sukuna*

Hold on if your an unwanted child, power hungry who and where did you experience love??

The only LOVE you better have is how you loved the food Uraume cooked for you and not Uraume

Tell me you had a concubine and a child you loved

imma flip this fr and theorize so hard it was YOUR SON Yuji AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE after being unloved as a child you said “This is my child, I’ll kill anyone who hurts him”

and he’s the reason you really fell in battle when you were betrayed. You tried to protect him! But what happens when you have a weakness? IT GET EXPLOITED

so when you came across him reincarnated, it pissed you off he was so nice and soft boyish you snapped and hated him even if he was your son.

That’s why you wanna break him, you want HIM TO BE YOU, to feel that hate, that rage, to let himself be consumed by the darkness you let yourself be consumed in when you were unwanted as a child-

STOP HURTING BABY BOY YUJI RYOMEN

I bet before you were labeled ryomen sukuna your name that you stripped away had “ITADORI” in it

Fight me-

Someone @ Gege tell i NEED to write this out

Read the tags btw i kept elaborating 😭

Permanent-

@sakuxxi @mercymccann @simpforyoubitch @certainduckanchor @domainofmarie @najiiix x @bakugou-katsukis-wife i need opinions here 😭

[officeobject]

What's like, the opposite of alterhuman? And I'm not talking about "human", I mean, like, typical human traits are over-the-top, you don't understand or wouldn't do stuff like biting, you're against climate change and all but don't understand nature nor feel at home there and it just isn't your thing, you don't understand animals seemingly as much as everyone else and keep projecting human traits onto them, if you're a furry then you mostly end up focusing on the HUMAN aspects of the animals but just with animal social norms or whatever, you hate being naked and it feels gross and unnatural, and you like the looks of offices and bright lights and colors and cubicles and office supply, etc.

Like, do y'all know what I mean? I can elaborate. Also, I'm autistic, so maybe THAT'S why my traits typically associated with humans, are so EXTRA. Also, I AM posic and objectum (platonically + aesthetically + sensually), and I KNOW that alterhumans can be that too, but it just makes me feel even MORE extra, though maybe it's just in my specific case - like, maybe we react to it differently or somehow experience it differently - like I'm not saying alterhumans aren't valid, or that they're any more human or anything.

Like, is there a term for this?

Anyways, I'm tagging y'all (and humans, in case any of us actually know what's going on - then again, when do we) - and also, not sure if to tag more people, but like, Imma tag the posic community, because we've experienced the whole "this object is just an object but also has human traits but also has object traits and is an object but also -" type of thing - not sure if I've posted this before, but if I have, then OH SHIT -

Because, like, I don't wanna bother y'all, but like, can someone explain or something? By the way, shout-out to alterhumans for making me more connected to humans/feel more human, than, like, every/anything else, maybe - or at least a lot - I guess it just makes me feel closer to humans, because then we're less, and more specific, and whatnot, but I don't know.

Anyways, is there a term for this?

[mazzystar24]

some people ship both of them and hate christopher with a passion . your poll sucks

Practice with me real quick

“I will not go into people’s inboxes and be rude over stupid shit”

Girlie seriously I’m being fully real here what’s the point in being rude over a poll be so fucking fr

Legit like slipped my mind to put a both for that one but had for the other one

I got a poll for you and this one DOES have a wrong answer

Anyways guys vote on my Gilmore girls/911 polls cos I need sample size:

[forgotten-daydreamer]

I checked your blog, and your whole existence is centered around hating on 2D lines. I even asked in the tags to be polite no matter what, yet you weren't even civil enough to do that. Look, I'm glad that, at 14-15, you had very clear ideals and needed no guidance though. All children that age should know what's right and wrong with utmost certainty, and should need no support or anything at all from the adults around them. I actually think they should be raised to become entirely devoid of childish feelings such as the need for support, by age 5 at most, just like you did. That said, best of luck with your war against 2D lines - which is not childish at all, it's totally valid for you to be doing that!!

"I hate how they're writing Damian in Batman #146, he can't be that dumb, he's so ooc."

I mean, they're writing him almost as if he were a literal child who wants, no, needs to believe that his father's ideals aren't as fucked up as his mother's, who blindly believes in the man whom he learnt to trust despite being raised with widely different beliefs and ideals for the majority of his so-far short life.

Almost as if Damian were a pre-teen, or young teen at most (because how old can he be here, 13? 14?) who desperately clings onto the belief, onto the hope that his father hasn't really abandoned him, because his father is Batman, and Batman always has a plan, doesn't he? Obscure, complex, but a plan nonetheless, and it (almost) always turns out fine, so Damian needs to trust him, he knows he can, he knows that Batman is safe.

Logically, everyone else is older; I think the one whose age he's closest to might be Tim here, who's about 18 as usual, I guess. But Damian is a child, he's a child who's overall relatively new to Batman's antics, and he's a child who (unfortunately) rarely saw the difference between Batman and Bruce Wayne, a child who rarely got to meet Bruce Wayne at all, if you think of it.

You (you readers, not the characters in the story - because it makes sense for them to be so lost in the plot of their world that they lose sight of things) cannot blame a child for being delusional for believing with his whole heart that his father is not an evil bastard who's attacking everyone, allies included, family included. Because again, Damian doesn't really have a clear idea of how Batman and Bruce Wayne differ, he rarely got the priviledge to be with his father, Bruce Wayne, and not with his work partner, Batman.

You (readers) cannot really tell me that you're putting the blame on a child for 'snapping out of it' so late.

Of course, everyone is free to have their opinions, and if you think that this version of Damian is ooc or whatever, it's a valid, let's agree to disagree. But from a narrative pov, you can't possibly deny that it makes sense for Damian to be acting like this. He's a child, a literal child.

Expecting him to regulate his emotions as well as his sibs do is messed up. Which, by the way, they don't. Dick is a mess but keeping it together - except for the whole "punching your father senseless" thing, but good for him, I'd have done the same there. Jason is a mess and doesn't try to hide it, Steph is baffled and Babs is exhausted. The others are nowhere to be seen (and I'd have done the same pt2). Tim's the only one with a plan that's actually somewhat good - hope he makes Bruce snap out of his fear-induced little gateaway once and for all.

I know not many are fans of this run, but honestly? I'm digging it, it's possibly one of my faves. I love the drama, love the angst, love the plot-twists, like Damian snapping out of it just for Zur to silence him? Backup Robin who grins suspiciously like Jason? Tim ditching his phone - which is ossibly the most shocking thing? I'm hyped as hell.

All of this endless yapping to say that, okay, feel free to hate this or whatever, but please be humble enough to admit that Damian is being written exactly like he should be. I get it, DCAU gave us "Damian who talks like an old man, who never smiles and doesn't understand his peers" and it's cool. He's a bit like that in the comics too. But newer comics have a (very welcome, imho) tendency to write him as 'awkward' while simultaneously keeping in mind that he's a teen. And it's the best thing ever.

I, for one, needed reassurance at Damian's age. I needed an anchor and that anchor were my parents - growing up, the dynamics shifted but it's not the point. At 13, 14, or whatever Damian's age is, you're just a child who needs reassurance, because you're changing, the world around you is changing, and you're disoriented as if lost at sea. Writing Damian like that makes sense, it's not even up for debate.

He's not ooc, and he's not dumb either.

He's just a child.

Feel free to dislike how they're writing him, feel free to dislike literally every single detail about everything, this is a free world. But please don't tell me that needing a parental figure to be there for you, and that siding with said parental figure no matter what because they're essentially all you got left (rip batfam I guess?) - is ooc for a child. Damian is a child, don't forget that.

[tye-zine]

Why Do You Want to be Immortal?

We're gonna go with Fushi-style immortality: no death forever; if you're injured, the wounds will be healed regardless of severity; should you "die," you will automatically be resurrected; you will still be afflicted by diseases and disabilities of any kind.

Go ahead and elaborate your nuances in the tag!

And while you're at it, hop over at the Interest Check for our To Your Eternity zine, Pink Blood! Only ten days left!

⚪ Info Docs ⚪ Carrd

[sxcret-garden-archive]

Ok guys i have a question because i've been having many thoughts... but i'm wondering how everyone got their ult, like did u guys just see them and you were like "imma go with you" or is there some elaborate backstory about how you bonded with said person and then eventually realized that's your ult?

Please do feel free to elaborate in the comments/tags 🫶

[roadkillremi]

Can you do something for the uncle randy series where randy wants gets hurt during an attack and Mindy, Chad and reader go visit him in the hospital (extra points for worried Mindy)

Yes!!! I love Uncle Randy.

This is kinda short I'm sorry.

Stupid Decisions, Stupid consequences.

Uncle!Randy X F!Reader

MasterList

Warnings : Language, mentions getting stabbed, mentions losing Randy.

Summary : the ask above.

You and Randy came down to Woodsboro during the attacks. Randy and Dewey believed they could help, that was before Dewey died..

Now you only stayed in the house and barely slept. You couldn't relive the attacks, you refused to go outside. Randy was worried sick and brought it upon himself to stop it. He created an elaborate plan where he'd stop Ghostface. Without his knowing Mindy tagged along and got hurt. And sadly so did he. You got a call from the hospital telling you that your husband was injured. You mumbled to yourself driving to the hospital. Chad sat silently in the passenger seat.

"Maybe.. he was close to catching him." Chad glanced at you. You sighed, "close to dying too..". Chad gave a sympathetic smile, "it's gonna be alright..". You tried to focus on the road and the kind words of your nephew. But it was hard when boiling emotions were inside of you.

Once you got in the hospital you stormed in. A nurse tried to stop you and protect his privacy. (Since he's a big shot director). You showed her your ID, "I'm his wife-" you blankly said. She nodded letting you storm through, Chad followed.

"Randall Meeks!" You yelled. His eyes shot up and stared at you with fear.

"Hi, honey. You look hot. Really stunning..um..". You placed your hand on your hip giving him a look.

"Imma go check on Mindy.." Chad whispered walking away. You walked towards Randy glaring at him.

"You're an idiot." You mumbled. He gently touched your arm and smiled, "I'm sorry...". You sighed, "Why'd you do that! You had me worried sick!" You fussed.

"because I was worried about you. You kept locking yourself in the room.." he turned his head to see your face better. You glanced at him, "I'm sorry..".

"Don't be. I get it. But I'm not gonna let some fucking teenage copycat scare the shit out of you." He whispered. He rubbed his thumb on your arm softly, you smiled at him.

"Where'd he hurt you?" You whisper. He looks away, "My knee.. calf area..". You sighed, "Any nerve damage?". He shrugs, "Let's hope not.".

The moment was interrupted by fussing in the hall. You looked over at the doorway, "Let me see my fucking uncle!!!" A girl yelled. You smirked and stepped outside to see Mindy trying to walk past nurses. You walk up to her, "She's okay to come in.". You place your hand on her back and walk with her towards the room. She stops and stares at the door way.

"is he mad?" She whispers. You shake your head no, "of course not..". Mindy looks up at you, "I just wanted to help...".

"I know. It's okay. It's not your fault." You whisper. She nods and walks in, "Please tell me you brought pudding." Randy smiled. Mindy smiled back, "No, they wouldn't let me take extra.". Mindy looked down at his leg, her face changed to worry guilt.

"Hey, I'm fine. I got great insurance." Randy comforted. Mindy nods, "I just wanted to help, y'know?". Randy nods , "you're fine, kid.".

"are you sure?" She asks softly.

"Yeah. I got a hot wife to take care of me." He winks at you. You raise an eyebrow, "I will not be "taking care of you".".

"You say that now."

"and I mean it, Randy. No breakfast in bed.". You warned. His face dropped into disappointment, "I'm not gonna be fine, kid.". Mindy smiled and leaned over to hug Randy.

"Well I'll see you later..bye" she smiled leaving the room. You waved and then looked at Randy.

"Why did you try to trap him by yourself?" You ask walking towards him. He patted the edge of the bed for you to sit.

"Someone had to try." He whispered. You sat down where he patted and looked forward.

"Yeah. But as a team not a solo." You say looking over at him. He tilted his head and gave a pathetic puppy dog face, "I'm sorry.". You leaned down giving him a kiss, "It's fine.. just tell me if you're gonna risk your life.". He nods, "Sure will..".

He cups your cheek bringing you closer and kissing you more. His other hand snaked around your hip. You backed up from the kiss, "You're still not off the hook.".

"What? Why?"

"there's consequences for your actions!". He looked up at you leaning towards you, "I didn't mean to scare you.". You glanced at him, "I could've lost you...". He nodded , "I know..". You turn towards him, "Sorry I yelled..".

"You're fine. I get it." He grinned. You lean your forehead on his, "Just be less stupid.".

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

I'm sorry I've been haunting your asks lately, but imma do it again.

I think I remember you saying you're a manga person, but can't remember if you ever mentioned watching opla. There have been little changes to character here and there - some parts elaborated on or emphasized and others cut. Is there any change you'd like to see in Buggy, Shanks, or shuggy's story compared to the manga? What direction would you want opla to take for them going forward?

haunt away, anon! i am always happy to get asks, though i don’t always have something meaningful to say in response.

i have seen opla! not posted about it much, but i do have an opla tag. it’s been a while since i reread romance dawn, but shanks feels fairly consistent between the manga and live action, at least so far. buggy, though…

i think the things opla did with buggy are interesting—as @goingbuggy said in their post about opla ep 2, the show really downplays buggy’s greed/treasure motivation and foregrounds the violent paranoia and abandonment issues. and it makes sense! the goofy “buggy’s so treasure-hungry he wanders directly into a marine base” gags won’t play well to the nf crowd, so they might as well lean in on the edgy murderclown vibes.

and on a structural level, since a show like this isn’t going to let us hear character thoughts, buggy has to be more honest in a number of ways (his crew is a place for outcasts and freaks and he welcomes luffy to join them; he says outright that he’s gonna be the pirate king! he’ll be the pirate king and then everyone will love him!!), but at the same time he’s either a bigger liar or deluding himself in others (sorry, shanks abandoned you? how. what definition of abandonment are you using). not sure how i feel about these changes, but for the moment i’m happy to wait and see how things develop.

as for modifications i’d like to see made to the characters or story…

i know they had a young buggy cast for season one, presumably to be part of the roguetown execution crowd alongside young shanks… maybe they can still make use of those guys?

i know, suggesting that opla should do the roguetown breakup flashback in season two when the anime is on season 21 and hasn’t gotten there yet (though i think it’s gonna happen soon? like. within the next month or two?? omg hbd to me) is kinda nuts, but the devil fruit/map flashback doesn’t make sense when they’ve downplayed the importance of treasure in buggy’s motivations, and we’ll be seeing buggy in roguetown anyway. so why not add some emotion to the “if you want to be pirate king so bad, how about i kill you where the pirate king died?” moment? let’s get a flashback to the last execution buggy witnessed in roguetown as he tries to execute luffy!

i can’t think of anything else just yet. opla is so far away from major events involving either buggy or shanks, i’d like to wait and see what modifications they make to alabasta et al before i start to speculate about modifications made to impel down or marineford.

[potol0ver]

Do you think you could do a oneshot elaborating on Erik’s mommy kink please? Have a good day!

First; sorry this took so long, I just haven’t gotten motivation to write Second; I don’t know if you mean you want a fic/head cannon of Erik having a mommy kink OR why I think he has a mommy kink. So imma do my reasoning and head cannons of his mommy kink, if you want me to do a fic of it don’t be shy and submit another ask <3

Tags; Erik Phantom of the Opera, mommy kink, head cannon list, NSFW

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Reasoning; I believe his mother wasn’t the kindest to him (to put it nicely) I personally have only watched the 2004 movie, I have the book by Gaston Leroux I’m just to busy to read it, but I do know enough that he has mother issues for a fact- in the movie it has like one or two lines about it but let’s all be honest- the mother issues are obvious with him

Head cannons

Erik wouldn’t even know he had a mommy kink, or even the existence of the kink.

He would find out about it when he’s masterbating and it just slips out of his mouth out if no where

He just freezes in realization and refuses to jerk off again- he needed to process this-

And unpopular opinion but I think the name would slip out no matter if you’re AFAB or AMAB

Now… the MOMENT you two get sexually intimate, the second he lets himself go he can feel the word bubble at the back of his throat

So he tries to shut himself up, face in a pillow, hand over mouth, hell if he needs to bite he will to shut himself up

Now one of two things can happen here,

1. You slow down whatever you’re doing, and coax him into tell you what’s wrong, and after a long spewl of reassurance he’ll whisper it out against your neck, if you’re ok with it, he won’t be able to hold back the name in sex again

2. If you’re mean- or don’t have the patience- or just want to see him break- you can just tease him over and over until he finally says it, practically screaming it because he can’t help it anymore.

The name wouldn’t be used outside the bedroom, but believe me no matter the route you took to figure this kink of his out, he’s going to try and hide from you, so please give him reassurance

AGAIN, I believe no matter if you’re AFAB or AMAB, he’s play with your chest, he seems like a chest man to me, groping, kissing, sucking, all of the above-

I also believe he also has an oral kink so if you want him to melt just order him to use his mouth on mommy and he’ll be over the moon in seconds

[ruiniel]

Thank you @chrissystriped for tagging me!

0 pressure tag: @hirazuki @celebbun @celestialtulip @i-gwarth @imma-lil-teapot @cilil

[koscheicore]

*appears*

(imagine that one random time-lord in The Autons, floating mid-air)

Greetings once again,

Some more questions for you, because THOSCHEI, THOSCHEI, THOSCH-…..

Prepare yourself for a barrage of questions! (No pressure ofc)

Commencing in three, two, one..

*explosion*

1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 17

21 - Headcanons for your favourite ainley pairing

24 – gimme more info about the thoschei fan incarnations that occasionally pop up on your feeds. It is vital information!!!

*looks around at the impact caused by the questions*

Whoops

Have a good day/week! :)

*disappears*

SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG, THAT TIMELORD... That makes sense! Thank you so much for all the quest- (loud explosion) AAAAH!

(sooo prepare for a very long post 🤣)

1. How did you get into thoschei?

(gets out from under the table) Uhhh has the noise stopped? Yea. Okay. So it all started when I heard a rhythm of four beats?? And then I think my brain got infected. All I could think about is some sad pathetic aliens hugging each other and I guess one was dead and??? then he wasn't? Yeah so I saw tensimm and I got obsessed. That was, if my calculations are correct, about 8 years ago.

2. What is your favourite thoschei flavour?

At the moment it's fiveainley! Or sevencrispy...

3. What is, in your opinion, the most toxic thoschei dynamic?

Why did I even make this question. All of them there's no salvaging the toxicity. Uhh imma go with tensimm or spydoc though

5. Any fan content recommendations?

Honestly THBU it's just. Sublime. Okay so I might have been about to cry just one chapter in? Yeah??

Also Please Attend Carefully if you want podcasts abt the Master because who doesn't.

Now, that's all sfw but on the spicy smut side, here's a fiveainley fic that plays with hypnosis. I found it interesting how the author wrote it in first person, and their Ainley voice is just fantastic. Make sure to read the tags first though!

Do also check the ppl I reblog from's profiles some of them have AO3 accts I plan on munching on when I can!

8. Favourite thoschei story?

Honestly the Master audio atm. Or the Five Doctors cuz it's really funny to see Ainley TRY... just really try... Btw 1st Doctor x Ainley!Master when

Ngl I have to rewatch all the nuwho episodes w the master on it so my thoughts might change. These two stories are consuming my brain rn

9. Favourite thing they have said canonically to each other?

"Wonder what I'd be without you"

"Yeah."

And this

11. Song that reminds me of them?

I want to make an animatic with this so badly

12. Any thoschei headcanons?

My most heartfelt headcanon for them is this if it even counts as one 🤔

17. What's an underrated thoschei pairing?

SIXAINLEY FFS SIXAINLEY IS SO UNDERRATED. More of them pls...

21. Headcanons for your favourite Ainley pairing

No I'm not picking just one >:0

Fiveainley:

-In my head the Master contacted Fivey after the whole cheetah stuff in hopes he could help him. Not talking abt how good or bad that went but Fivey can't remember anyways.

-The Master loves the smell of Fivey's sweaters. Anytime he's entered his TARDIS he's stolen a few. Fivey still doesn't know where they went.

-Oh it's definitely Ainley!Master's fault the Doctor's regenerations became weirder. Yeah after what he did to Fivey he just messed them up. Like Fivey's legs. Hey, if the Master is having trouble being in a Trakenite body it's only fair, right?

Sixainley:

-The most likely pair to do spicy stuff actually. They're both into BDSM although probably not in a sexual context exactly. No I won't elaborate

-The cat pin? Yeah that's something the cheetah Master left in the TARDIS during that Fivey visit. Six just doesn't know. The Master finds it amusing.

-The Rani has tried to block all contact with the Master because he keeps calling her to talk about his latest plan to kill the Doctor. She's so tired.

Oneainley:

-The Master actually visited 1 on a few occasions during the Doctor's past after the events of the Five Doctors, wearing disguises of course so he wouldn't recognise him later.

-He invited him to lunch and they conversed. The Master finds this Doctor kind of endearing in a way, he's the closest he has to things being alright between them anyways. Just some quiet conversations, no mention of the Master or Gallifrey. No murder intent, they just were. Two "strangers" sharing lunch having candid intellectual conversations.

-Eventually, he stopped. Why? I leave that to your imagination.

24. Talk abt your fan Doctor and Master incarnations

OKOK IM GLAD YOU ASKED... So I met this classmate who's a dw fan and as we became friends he told me he had his own fan Doctor incarnation. Eventually we started LARPing for fun and I made my own Master, then we started making up tons of stories and that's how they came to be!

ONE DAY HOWEVER... He said. What if the Master and the Doctor were bigenerated?? Yeah from the same entity but the Time Lords erased their memories. And Dhawan!Master knew this but that one bit he never told, the Doctor never uncovered it, and this is part of why Dhawan wanted to become the Doctor. And boy this broke my heart because thE IMPLICATIONS. That'd mean the Master is ALSO the Timeless Child. So now that's canon for my Master and surprise, it's been selfcest all this time except not exactly because they are not the same anymore and they can never be.

So based off that, my Master loves to make a point on how different they are whilst his Doctor searches for similarities instead when he learns this. My Master is convinced that they're destined to be the worst parts of the Doctor forever, whilst the Doctor got "the better part". So why would they make it easy for him? Gallifrey is gone anyways so let's prove they can never be the same. Let's prove they're DONE. And they're immortal too I guess so why conform with having nothing no. They're owed the Universe and they're not sharing. Meanwhile the Doctor is wondering what would be of the Master if they had lived anything similar than what they did, if they're actually the same, if there's any kindness left on them, if they could have become the Master... He's stuck on his past in a way, too, missing companions and simpler times and stuff. And I intend to destroy his hopes of truly enjoying his current self you know?

...so yeah uh we also have companions we're making and we're slowly developing all of this + some random "episodes" (plots. that is) and one of them is Dak. Dak is well, kind of a Dalek kind of not. I have no idea how this happened he hasn't told me yet but apparently Dak has the genes of one of his companions? His mind when he was a child. So he's like a curious kid travelling with the Doctor except he's got Dalek Issues (tm) and I have such awful plans for him I'm so sorry little Dak ily but Daleks can never be good you know ☺️☺️ And I also have my subconscious eating beings that hate the Master for reasons but shhh. My friend doesn't know yet.

Anyways here's my Master treating the Doctor with love as usual

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Hey... hey. Wait. Don't go! *looks around* Uh... who will help me pay for all the repairs??? 😭

ALSO thank you so much for that twogado recommendation I will proceed to scream