#imma eat that shit up!!!
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I think one of the best things you can headcanon about hobbits is that they have a tail. Like?? Hello? That is probably the greatest innovation of this century. I’d like to give whoever first put this out onto the internet a gold medal, a warm meal, and maybe a really tight hug
#sfw#mari muses#it’s honestly amazing#like hobbits??#with tails?#imma eat that shit up!!!#everytime I see fanart with Bilbo and he has a tail#immediately like and reblog#I don’t care!!#*slams that reblog button with the force of a thousand suns*#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#the hobbit headcanons#the hobbit memes#bilbo baggins headcanons#lotr#lord of the rings#lotr headcanons#lotr frodo#samwise gamgee#lotr pippin#lotr merry
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everyone is mad at gwen for “betraying” miles but i’m ngl im loving it bc i just know the angst is gonna be HITTIN in beyond the spider verse. i trust that the writers know what they’re doing so it’s probably gonna take about half of the movie for gwen to gain miles’ trust back and i just know theres gonna be a really raw emotional scene between them (multiple perhaps) AND ITS GONNA BE SO GOODDDD
#THE ANGSTTTT#IMMA EAT THAT SHIT UP#it’s prob gonna take a while for peter to gain his trust but i don’t think it’ll take as long tbh#IM SO EXCITED#spider man#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spider man into the spider verse#miles morales#gwen stacy#gwiles
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If those leaks about stranger things 5 on twitter are true then i have nothing else to say other than that it sounds ass.
#I’m sorry but that military plotline sounds so fucking lame like whatever happened to the supernatural plot#and why are they not bringing back vecna until the very end of the season#I wanna believe this isn’t true because the writers did say season 5 is season 1 but on steroids#but that wouldn’t be the first time they lied to us#i’m gonna take these leaks with a grain of salt but if those leaks are real i’m so disappointed and upset#this show used to be so cool it had something going for it#it’s why i love season 1 the most it had a grounded story that wasn’t all over the place#not to mention i liked how the setting was in a small town and not in different parts of the world like season 4#like i’m sorry but the california storyline and russia storyline are lame asf compared to the hawkins storyline#this show had so much sauce#imma eat up season 5 anyway because i love the characters and their dynamics but damn the story went to shit#stranger things#eleven#will byers#mike wheeler#max mayfield#lucas sinclair#dustin henderson#steve harrington#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#robin buckley#joyce byers#jim hopper#byler#lumax#jancy#jopper
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I can hear them... They're coming...
Idk abt y'all, but for some reason these FUCKERS are appearing on my feed. IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024. And yk what? I eat that shit up EVERY GODDAMN TIME. I can not escape...
Save me. Please. I can NOT go back.
#its 2015 all over again#next thing i know im gonna see superwholock in my feed#and imma eat that shit up too#art#fanart#illustration#drawing#hetalia#aph#hws#aph italy#feliciano vargas#hetalia fanart#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#karkat#karkalicious#fandom#fandomstuck
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i made so much progress on “butchered tongue” i’m so happy AHHHHHHHHH :3 still a long way to go but i’m gonna pat myself on the back regardless <3
#i’m gonna read the posts in my writing tips tags soon bc i want this fic to have Atmosphere#and good dialogue… rn dialogue & conversations are whooping my ass#and i keep writing a bit robotically/keep saying ‘you’ do this ‘you’ say this blah blah blah#it doesn’t feel like a STORYYYYY yet which i need to do better with! AND WORK ON SHOW NOT TELL!!!!!!#but yeah :3 my goal is to finish this fic by next week ;D hopefully i can!#my masterlist is so bare so i need to fix that NFNDNDNDN… slowly but surely… slowly but surely#my goal is to have my fics in my top three posts on my blog but alas… i haven’t written SHIT so it’s none of them are on there 😭#i just miss seeing three sugu faces when i open up my blog… imma change that soon#Trust#rn i think it’s father shoko which… elite of my brain tbh… dad shoko i love you king#anyways time 2 eat pasta! YIPPEE#personal
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i do appreciate that we, as a steddie enjoying collective, can put any combo of hc on eddie and it works.
BUT no matter what the hc, no matter what fun combo you roll for his character, one thing is ALWAYS consistent:
that sciddley scadoodley lil creature fucks NASTY.
#like you can write the most pitiful pitiful little version of eddie you can muster#and he will STILL find a way to dick steve down#every single time#whether it’s in some s&m dungeon or an old race car bed#man is gonna be gross NASTY every time#and i tell you what#imma eat that shit up#every. single. time.#eddie munson#steddie
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*insert pink color here*
#ironic that last year at this time i was really sick cause i had candidemia#(fungus in my blood and organs etc)#and now my doc is having me take a cordyceps and lionsmane supplement#LMAO#kinda fucked up but in a funny way 💀#guys if you ever get candidemia or a fungal infection the diet and meds you gotta go on SUCK#basically no sugar and i mean not even a gram of it can be in the food you consume for 4 weeks at minimum and you gotta eat mostly greens#and drink water and that's it#my infection was so bad they were worried about it fucking up my brain and other major organs so i was on that for 3 months#from what the docs said i caught it cause my last bout with covid at the time shot my immune system#and get this: they saw A LOT of people that had similiar fungal problems after said clients had covid#some food for thought if you're thinking about boosters or anything#but yeah...TLOU lite isn't fun#when fungus gets in your system that bitch doesn't want to leave and it makes you sick#covid almost killed me but the fungus shit was scary cause it likes to be incognito with symptoms until its like HEY ROOMIE#IVE BEEN INSIDE YOU FOR A LONG TIME HERE'S SOME NERVE DAMAGE A FEVER AND IMMA MAKE YOUR BRAIN FEEL LOOPIER THAN USUAL 😃#OH AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEPSIS MY STEPSIS#this is a tangent train psa: stay healthy#fuchsia is my vent word for good things???#not really good but???#need another pink
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me reading about and listening to tgc’s ideas for aegon’s arc in season three
#imma eat/drink that shit up#villain era confirmed (tgc is writing the script)#it’ll be good#it better be#have to cling to this hope#jane.posts
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Liam O'brien everytime he has to make a dnd character: *points* This is for you, gays!
#this man just really goes to make a dnd character and 9 out of 10 times goes#imma make 'em sad and queer and he's so real for that#also we eat that shit up#every time it happens#critical role#cr spoilers#caleb widogast#critical role spoilers#cr#critrole#orym of the air ashari#cr orym#vaxildan#vax'ildan#liam o'brien#liam obrien#random rambles
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The urge to spend a 100$ on merch before getting my paycheck is so strong. I might not survive soldiers
#Priorities! Next month no food challenge#At least I can eat my vinyls and CDs 🥰#Man fr I could starve but if Id have some albums#Id be happy#eating my own organs and shit#Okay yes I officially lost it but!#ahiajwineidn the voices#I want to spend money#🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛#Tbh i only eat cheap ass bread anyways so maybe we can do it 👻#me tryna convince myself this would be a good idea and i wouldn't die#Mnaiaisns9jwkq but it's motivation? to keep working right?#....... IM ABT TO ORDER STUFF#IDEK WHAT. BUT. THE. VOICES.#like im soo thinking abt buying the mortal vinyl or atsushis vinyll CUZ THEY LOOK SO GOOD.#I DONT HAVE A MF LP PLAYER BUT IMMA BUY ONE AS WELL#aaaaaaaaa🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#HM. HmmMM. i can get an LP player on facebook market place rightttt that wont be expensive righttttt#oh to not have to pay 30$ for. shipping would be so good#Ahhhhhhhhh. 😾#Gimme money#Actually I don't even have the money! idek how much am i gonna get paid! but im just thinking abt ordering stuff and hoping ill have enough#insanity is my middle name tbh#also i hate how i literally. dont keep track of my money and i always act on impulse 😭#like man idc how much u pay me i see i have enough imma spend it all#but i should save up to finally move my mf ass away from this great environment i live in#but dang is it hard next to school#getting paid less than minimum wage as a student lowkey. is not fun#But idk what to do cuz i cant skip school to work 😭 so this is shit#n e ways goodnight ily who reads my 3556th diary entry
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Rikki cutscene?
phhhhhh my godd covering my mouth and giggling and kicking my legs and rolling around in bed and. rikki . she is everything to me. she’s like if a girl was sooo fail and had everything wrong ever. imagine masking your entire life and pretending that everything is okay. pretending you enjoy the golden child #lifestyle and that you’re actually really respectful and polite and considerate. But actually u are so full of anger. so full of rage and violence. but it’s ok really <3 you’ve been suppressing your emotions for decades and shelving away every problem ever but it’s fineeeeeee believe me it’s fine. it’s all good. yiu’re not even mad. it’s not avoidant and conflict averse behavior it’s just literally fine. also it’s less hassle if there’s no problems and everything’s gucci and no one’s mad (you are mad though. but like dont worry about it). it’s much less hassle to pretend like nothing has ever bothered you at all and to just nod along. you just don’t want trouble. you don’t want to get into trouble. you’re not honest, you might even push someone else under the bus if it helps you stay afloat. you’re only caring and considerate when it benefits you, you don’t actually know any of these people, you don’t actually respect any of them. it’s just easier to pretend like you do. and all you ever wanted was an escape, and you got it, and was it worth it? of course it was, you were doing the right thing, you were following your dreams and saving both him and you. he just didn’t understand—he’s your little brother, of course he didn’t understand. he never even cared, did he? or, wait, you shouldnt badmouth the dead—except of course he’s not dead, everything is fine, he’s just been missing for what, 7 years? but it’s fine. if you acknowledge something bad might have happened to him all those two decades of repressed feelings might just drown you for good. he’s fine. and then it turns out he really is fine. he’s just alive, and—oh. he hates you. he thinks you didn’t care. he thinks you abandoned him (he thinks you hated him). but what else were you supposed to do? you were just trying to save you both, to do the right thing. you wanted a better life. it’s not your fault that you lied, you were just trying to avoid pointless conflict—it’s less hassle that way. but of course he still got mad, because he’s him, and he only ever thinks about himself. and now he thinks you didn’t care. ridiculous. maybe he didn’t care when he tried to talk you out of following your dreams. maybe he didn’t care when he didn’t even leave a note, any sort of explanation. maybe he didn’t care when he said you didn’t care! because that’s so stupid, of course you cared, all you ever cared about was him. see, you did the right thing. you simply knew better. he doesn’t understand. nobody does (nobody ever understood how hard it’s been being the perfect one). but it’s okay. everything’s fine. you guys aren’t even fighting. you’re not even mad! everything’s good. it’s all okay. sure, your brother takes any chance he gets to antagonize you and act like the only victim on planet earth, but really, it’s all good. because you’re so polite. and you’re so respectful, and so considerate, so calm, so rational, so obedient, so perfect. nothing could ever get under your skin (except everything). nothing could ever make you mad (except everyone). and surely nothing could ever make you blow up, make the dam inside you finally burst, make all your anger and grief and every bad emotion under the sun known.
(…except him.)
#hi. rikki and william are so normal. come closer#he MADDDD he thought growing up in an abusive household was for ONE DAY ONLY ! and that it would make u NORMAL ! and make u normal about#conflict and emotions and relationships and such#god. i made rikki sound evil in this and like a total asshole . and lisyen. he was kind of an ass for (gestures vaguely) lying to his#brother and then abandoning him. but william was also an asshole for shitting on rikki’s one(1) singular dream of his entire life#and for not supporting him when he needed it the most. will kind of sucked for that im ngl#and really he could’ve left a note if he was gonna just run away from home#AUEHHH. me when im in a fucked up siblings competition. Rotating them in my head#two people who thinks the other abandoned them and hates them and never cared for them#but they couldn’t be further from the truth#imma start eating metal#cramswering
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OH MY FUCKING GOD ASKDJDJS WORLD STOP I ACTUALLY SCREAMED
#IVE NEVER BEEN MORE HYPED EVERYBODY SHUT TF UP SAFETY NET JUST UPDATED AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#girl im so hyped but also pi still need to eat dinner amd catch a stream live so I'll probably read this before i go to sleep#WHICH IS A HAD IDEA BECAUSE HOW TF WILL I SLEEP AFTER#COS YOU KNOW BITCH IMMA REREAD THIS FIC AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I SHIT YOU NOT#I JUST REREAD THIS LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO FOR THE NTH TIME IM SO SORRY LMAOOOOO#the number of times ive reread this fic.....i wish i could say im exaggerating just to appear normal ✋😔#LMAO ANYWAY GO READ SAFETY NET IF YOU HAVENT ‼️‼️‼️#dc prattles
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i wont lie i feel a little cunty when my trainee laughs at all my jokes
#sometimes i'm not even joking ill say 'this shit irritates me don't do what they did' and they're like LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣#i eat it up idc imma laugh with them every time#txt#he actually reminded me sm of someone i worked with a lot#it felt like an alternate universe where i was training my trainer
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YouTube is a Bitch!
#I'm just watching some random videos in my shorts and this one pops up out of the blue#Knowing I'm bi is one thing but to call me out on being single is making me cry#My friends didn't make this situation better#they said#“Imagine being Bi-yourself?”#“The dude has a point.”#fuck!!!!#ahhhh#I want to scream but it's midnight#fuck this#Fuck off#fuck you youtube algorithm#Imma go eat some ice-cream and cry now#anyways#rambles#random#random shit#bisexual
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i absolutely am an idiot sometimes huh
#ate too much today#5 tacos in the day and 4 pizza slices for dinner#plus some other stuff for dessert earlier#feeling lightheaded also tho that's unrelated i just didn't sleep well today#feel like imma pass out if i lay down for a bit but if it's like yesterday I won't be able to sleep and just#keep jolting back up bc of my blood pressure being wonky bc of anxiety and shit#it's cool. :)#if i could make that face bold i would#i constantly have like 10 things going on that combine into a shittier thing that feels horrible#well not constantly but very frequent when im in bed at night#sitting in one place all day staring at a screen and eating a shit ton of food will do that to ya#but i never learn etc etc#also cool to have anxiety about nothing all the time#personal
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i said this to my friend as a joke and a half wish that i know probably won’t happen but i would like to see ruby ascend and be reborn as summer, bc if she does get reborn as summer, she isn’t actually really summer. it’s more like an amalgamation of all of the ideas she has in her head of who her mother, the wonderful, perfect, majestic summer rose is. its her trying to live up to some sort of idealized version of summer. the summer that comes out of the wooden form of ruby rose won’t be summer rose, but the spirit of summer rose, the legacy she left behind that ruby’s been trying to fill. i don’t think she will become summer, i don’t really think that’s the direction they’ll go for nor do i particularly care whether or not they do. i just like to think about it. ruby is hurting, she’s tired of being ruby rose so who better to be than summer rose who is effortlessly good and perfect and knows all of the right decisions to make?
beyond that i think about. if summer is what comes out of that frozen statue, think of what yang would feel, what qrow would feel. the devastation of losing your sister but having the mother who raised you returned to you. the pain and heartbreak of losing your niece, of failing to protect her the way you’ve done your whole life, but having your best friend back. Except she’s not your mother, not your best friend. bc it isn’t actually summer. it’s summer without the personality, summer without the flaws and quirks that made her a person worth knowing and loving.
so you’ve lost your sister that you’ve raised your whole life, your niece that you’ve protected for as long as you’ve known her, and now all you have left in her place is the shadow of a person who is neither her nor the person she’s trying so hard to be.
#rwby#rwby v9 spoilers#rwby yang#ruby rose#summer rose#yang xiao long#qrow branwen#if someone writes a fic of ruby being reborn as summer tell me bc imma eat that shit up
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