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My kid has Type 1 diabetes, and 1/2 of my grandparents had type 2 (I think another one would have developed it, but he died of a stroke first).
My kid was diagnosed at 9, he did not eat a lot of sugar, or candy, or cookies, of whatever bullshit people say gives kids diabetes. In fact, most of the time when offered a choice between cookies or an apple, he'd take the apple.Fifteen years later and that's still true. He has T1 because he has shit genetics, and sometime during the winter of 08-09, he got sick, which for some reason kicked his immune system into overdrive, and when it didn't have cold germs to fight anymore, it decided his pancreas was an invader and attacked it instead. There is no cure; no amount of cinnamon or apple cider vinegar will remove his dependence on insulin.
My grandmother died from complications of type 2 diabetes, specifically cardiovascular complications. She was thin as a rail and always had been. She lived alone for the last 20 years of her life, and did not have a driver's license, and she walked everywhere. Bottom line is she was not overweight, and she was active. She still got diabetes.
My grandfather, on the other side of my family, was also thin, also worked outside constantly and was very active, and also had type 2.
Diabetes is not by what you eat, how much you weigh, or how active you are. All of those things can help treat diabetes and help keep your blood sugar better regulated, but they won't cause diabetes, nor will they "cure" it. Diabetes is shit genetics. That's it.
I saw a comment on your blog that says 'the way you eat does not cause diabetes'...are you able to expand on that or provide a source I could read? I've been told by doctors that my pre-diabetes was due to weight gain because I get more hungry on my anti psychotics and I'd like to fact check what they've told me! Thank you so much!
Pre-diabetes was rejected as a diagnosis by the World Health Organization (although it is used by the US and UK) - the correct term for the condition is impaired glucose tolerance. Approximately 2% of people with "pre-diabetes" go on to develop diabetes per year. You heard that right - TWO PERCENT. Most diabetics actually skip the pre-diabetic phase.
There are currently no treatments for pre-diabetes besides intentional weight loss. (Hmm, that's convenient, right?) There has yet to be evidence that losing weight prevents progression from pre-diabetes to T2DM beyond a year. Interestingly, drug companies are trying to persuade the medical world to start treating patients earlier and earlier. They are using the term “pre-diabetes” to sell their drugs (including Wegovy, a weight-loss drug). Surgeons are using it to sell weight loss surgery. Everyone’s a winner, right? Not patients. Especially fat patients.
Check out these articles:
Prediabetes: The epidemic that never was, and shouldn’t be
The war on ‘prediabetes' could be a boon for pharma—but is it good medicine?
Also - I love what Dr. Asher Larmie @fatdoctorUK has to say about T2DM and insulin resistance, so here's one of their threads I pulled from Twitter:
1️⃣ You can't prevent insulin resistance. It's coded in your DNA. It may be impacted by your environment. Studies have shown it has nothing to do with your BMI.
2️⃣ The term "pre-diabetes" is a PR stunt. The correct term is impaired glucose tolerance (or impaired fasting glucose) which is sometimes referred to as intermittent hyperglycemia. It does not predict T2DM. It is best ignored and tested for every 3-5yrs.
3️⃣ there is no evidence that losing weight prevents diabetes. That's because you can't reverse insulin resistance. You can possibly postpone it by 2yrs? Furthermore there is evidence that those who are fat at the time of diagnosis fair much better than those who are thin.
4️⃣ Weight loss does not reverse diabetes in the VAST majority of people. Those that do reverse it are usually thinner with recent onset T2DM and a low A1c. Only a tiny minority can sustain that over 2yrs. Weight loss does not improve A1c levels beyond 2 yrs either.
5️⃣ Weight loss in T2DM does not improve macrovascular or microvascular health outcomes beyond 2 years. In fact, weight loss in diabetics is associated with increased mortality and morbidity (although it is not clear why). Weight cycling is known to impacts A1c levels.
6️⃣ Weight GAIN does NOT increase the risk of cardiovascular OR all causes mortality in diabetics. In fact, one might even go so far as to say that it's better to be fat and diabetic than to be thin and diabetic.
Dr. Larmie cites 18 peer reviewed journal articles (most from the last decade) that are included in their webinar on the subject, linked below.
#and if ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON#uses the#'he ate too much sugar when he was a kid and now he has diabetes'#as a plot device#imma cut a bitch.#hansel and gretel: witch hunters#i'm looking at you#fic writers i'm looking at you too
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Louis grew up a closeted black gay man in Jim Crow New Orleans ion know why Daniel keeps trying to pick fights with that man as if he won't put some vaseline on his face and beat his ass with a lock in his hand
#like please show some self preservation skills you doofy bitch#hes gonna cut you#hes gonna knock your teeth out for funsies. that nigga is too repressed to not put you 6 feet under. hes gonna fuck you up.#hes gonna leave you in the yamcha/family guy death pose then go about his day like please leave that nigga lone#like me personally im not fighting no gay southerner as a gay southerer my damn self#and armand be feeding him like hes gonna destroy that old ass man and imma laugh cus you shoulda shut thee fuck up#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#iwtv 2022#iwtv spoilers#daniel molloy#hes gon beat that nigga so bad hes gonna turn his life around
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ZACH OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY?!!! IM SO SORRY OFERJGFERN IM SO MAD IM ONLY FINDING OUT NOW.
IM SENDING YOU ALL THE GODDAMN AMAZING VIBES AND HUGS AND BEST TIMES EVER IN THE WORLD. TY FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL LIGHT IN THIS COMMUNITY AND ABSOLUTELY FEEDING US WITH YOUR ENDLESS RICH CREATIVITY AND BEAUTIFUL MIND!!! YOUR PASSION, ART, AND REFLECTIONS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME AND FILL ME WITH SM HAPPY STIMS LIKE- AGH!!!!
IM GONNA STOP YELLING NOW BUT ILYSM /P AND HOPE ONLY THE BESTEST THINGS EVER HAPPEN FOR YOU AND AND YOUR THE BEST AND AHHHHHHHHH QAQ <33 <33 <3333333
NO WORDS. ONLY CRY.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TRIONAAAAAA#IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT#LOOK!!!!! AT MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOYYYYYS!!!!#YALL ARE FREAKING SPOILING ME SM RN#ALSO#LIGHT IN THIS COMMUNITY UM BITCH HAVE U LOOKED IN A MIRROR?..#????#DONT BC YOULL BLIND URSELF U ABSOLUTE BEACON OF GOODNESS HOW DARE U#ADFJBKKJHSDFJKHSFDKHJ#fandom friends#rat sons fanart#ask reply#THANK YOU THOUGH SERIOUSLY THAT MEANS SO MUCH AND MAKES ME GENUINELY SO EMOTIONAL#legitimately i am so so so glad and touched to be a part of this little corner of the internet#and to have met so many of you amazing incredible wonderful people <3#i for real love you all so very much /p#SOMEDAY IMMA STEAL U AND ARCHIE AND THE REST OF THE MOOTS AND WE'LL ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER#ILL BUY U GUYS SNACKS OR SMTHN#CUT FRUIT OR PLAY CATCH#IDK!!!!!#OLD MAN FORMS OF AFFECTION#AS I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ANCIENT#ALSO APOLOGIES THAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RESPOND LIFES BEEN KICKING MY ASS A BIT THIS WEEK#got a second job so my time to draw and be online is even less than before :((((#but!!! im hoping i can eventually slowly shift from my old retail job to just this new one which should improve things!! :D#THANK YOU AGAIN TRIONA!!! LOVE U SM /p AND SENDING U THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL VIBES FOREVER#KICK ASS OUT THERE!!!! 💪💪💪
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every month or so my twin gets obsessed with a fictional man (As dubbed: White Boy of The Month) and changes their pfp on TikTok to a bbg edit of said character.
let’s just say I’ve influenced her and now their White Boy for now is Evan/HABIT (though they say with her chest that he doesn’t like habit at all. I have my doubts) He likes him (/them cus plural cus two different people??? Whatever) so much that she made not one, but TWO bbg edits.
These are those edits:
Such talent, yeah?
#They’re so silly I love her#Don’t tell him I said that#Or someone’s getting cut#Anyway#im like an influencer#My irl friends don’t call me the fandom slenderman for no reason#Collect my interests bitch#I feel like I should also mention that they even made an Evan Myers bracelet.#Ain’t that crazy#Trick question#It’s not#I had to deadass comfort them after that because of how embarrassed they felt#Like king this is normal fandom behavior#ANYWAYS#emh#everymanhybrid#evan myers#blah blah blah#i feel like I should also add#cas tag#cus it’s abt her#Anyway imma shut up now#bye bye
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i wish there was a space for actual adults within this fandom. i guess i will have to create it, even if it's just me and other five people and a shoelace. i wonder how this whole thing is gonna develop!
#personal#the entire internet but also this fandom specifically is infested with ppl whose reading comprehension is lower than a 6th grader's#can't a gal enjoy a middle-aged actress without being pestered by toddlers with pitchforks#and i know i'm the pettiest bitch but i am ANNOYED esp when i see how old these ppl are. if you're over 25 you have no excuse daskjfhg#like i have cut my audience in half at least! if not more with this fic#but i'm happy bc i'm producing content i wanna produce#i wonder how my new fics are gonna be received#after i finish “particular” i have another thing coming up that ppl probs won't like lol#but i think it's important i post it#and then we have murder mysteries and gothic horror and wooooo you know#it's gonna be fun! and a bit disturbing!#wonder if imma be dragged on twitter again lol#but i sincerely hope no one will care lol#honestly i never expected ppl to care THAT much but i guess they did#it also annoys me that a concerningly small amount seems to care abt the actual quality of writing#and i'm over here agonising about Stylistic Choices(TM) lol#i feel like it flies over ppl's heads and they just wanna read abt larissa weems fucking them with a shapeshifted dick#which okay i guess but also what abt Literature#you could do smth creative with a shapeshifting character just saying. and include your magic cocks or whatever tf you're into#ah i am fuming in vain i will just write my lil fics and hope i don't get a new influx of kys messages lol
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Me when I lie
#gomorra#Ciro trying to use Genny like his moomin shaped mafia boss son marionette while Imma frantically runs around trying to cut the strings#Imma was the only bitch standing between Genny and getting headfucked by a guy notorious for destroying young dumb people#and then Ciro killed her and proceeded to headfuck Genny anyway. Id say iconic but honestly... it was quite evil 😐
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#ive been home for ten minutes and i need to leave for work again in 8 hours#i hate my fucking job#i'm so sorry to be tag ranting again about the same thing i always rant about i rly am#but im gonna lose it this is torture#one more of those cases and imma cut a bitch#personal
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I keep telling people - he’s NOT a bad dancer.
when jin sings and dances in the center during songs >>>>>>
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this guy is excitedly describing an apocalyptic hellscape
#my boss keeps sending us ai-related articles and going WOOHOOO imagine if true!!!!#meanwhile I'm here thinking more along the lines of#imma cut a bitch
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trying to google how to cut my own hair and its all basic ass hairstyles BRO HOW DO I MAKE THE BACK OF THIS QUASI-CHELSEA SHORT AGAIN
#imma just have to start hacking but i dont want my hairdresser mom to bitch about how it looks like i did it myself#yeah thats cause i did it myself cause im scared to ask you to cut itcause i dont know if youll cut my hair or get really pissy that i aske#ramona flowers ass hair#exo.txt
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SEREGOR
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Oh yeah, I added a a lil somethin somethin to Tilin specifically, as a joke for a discord server I’m in 😇
[id: A 4 second video of op holding a crocheted Tilin. Tiilin is a small white egg with a red pipe cleaner bow on top of their head and triangles for eyes. Tilin is turned to revealed Xs for eyes on the opposite side. There is no audio.]
#candy speaks#candys mcyter plushies#egg death#<- is now a tag on my blog bc some people(me) r unreasonablely attached to fictional eggs#it’s me. I’m unreasonablely attached to fictional eggs#unfortunately I’m also A Bitch 😂#yeah I’m not taggin this one bruv#I seen someone tag a post as ‘no id’ so thank for that reminder. imma try add those alt text things#I might just have to add an id under a cut 🤷🏻
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For context I’m cutting my hair, bit not out.
My mom: So, you want to talk about you teenage meltdown?
Me, who was planning to come out in the car on the way to school: … No.
bitches be like “imma come out on X day at X time” and never do (it’s me i’m bitches)
#is this a callout post against me#trans#queer#trans guy#ftm#trans man#trans boy#transmasc#lgbtq#lgbt#transgender
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COD characters and their opinions on toys
Includes Valeria Garza, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo Parra, Simon Riley, König, Kyle Garrick, John Price and Alex Keller.
All headcanons, besides Valeria's, are gender-neutral.
Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in-between, I got an ask from an anonymous user that gave me an absolutely devilish idea. They suggested a multitude of things, but one thing they requested was another COD characters x reader headcanons, but specifically, how they feel about using toys.
Also, if you've been following me for a while, you'll know that I've never written for Price before. He's literally my grandpa but imma do my best to deliver for you Price lovers 🙏
NSFW under the cut.
Enjoy!
Valeria Garza
-Sooooo, yall know how I said she'd encourage the use of toys when away, but when she's with you she won't let you touch one? She still does that.
-Her view on toys is actually quite positive despite restricting your use of them. She kinda just denies you the right to use any toys she hasn't picked out for you specifically bc it turns her on (and bc she's a bitch ❤)
-If she catches you using a toy that she didn't permit you to use, she'll crank the intensity on said toy up to 100 and basically overstimulate you until you're complaining and crying. (Consensually, ofc. Consent is important y'all 🙏)
-"What did I say about using toys without my permission, hm? That's right-I said not to. But, you didn't listen, did you? No, no, you stop that shit. If you didn't want me to punish you, you never would've picked up that vibrator in the first place."
-Shes absolutely RUTHLESS if you use a toy without her permission.
-But, when it comes to toys she DOES want you to use, she'll either intruct you how to use them or just control the toy herself.
-Personal favorite toy is a vibrator, but she also loves using a strap, but only on you. She'll never let you use any type of strap/dildo on her.
-Will occasionally use a vibrator if you aren't there/in the mood on herself, but will never let you use one on her.
Alejandro Vargas
-If you suggest the use of toys, he'll look at you like 🤨
-"Toys? You wanna start using toys? Am I not enough for you anymore, mi chula/o? (Girl/boy)"
-He'll probably think he's not satisfying you enough if you suggest it, but he's open to trying it after you insist that he's still able to satisfy you.
-When he does try them out with you, they become a staple in your sex life. Specifically a vibrator for each of you to use.
-Does prefer it where it's just you two, though. Sex toys are kinda like a special treat he likes to indulge in on occasion.
-After you introduce him to vibrators, though? He uses them all the time for masterbating.
-May or may not send you videos of him pleasuring himself with the toys yall bought together 🤭
-Also may or may not eventually want to get a vibrator that has his name engraved on it for you, so you can use it whenever he's out on missions :)
Rodolfo Parra
-Kinda like Alejandro, where he only uses them sometimes, but has probably used at least a fleshlight before yall got together.
-He's honestly a sucker for vibrators, but it's become something he only does with you. Won't use them to please himself because he needs to hear your voice for it to feel really good.
-His opinion on toys is more positive as opposed to Alejandro's in the beginning, though. He's perfectly fine with the suggestion and doesn't feel embarrassed when you two (obviously) may not know how to use a specific toy for the first time.
-"Don't worry, amor (love). It's only our first time. If we like it, we'll use it again, and the more we use it, the better it'll feel."
-Very encouraging of you if you wanna buy a new toy. And he doesn't necessarily mind what it is, either. Fleshlights, vibrators, straps, most toys he's open to trying.
-Would totally send you videos (or more so, just the audio) of him using any toys you bought for him. Very vocal about it, too. (I'm a firm believer that Rudy has a voice kink)
-Will occasionally send you links to toys he think you'd like on Amazon or something and be like "if you give me a bj I'll buy you this for Christmas " (you don't have to give him a blowjob. He'll buy it for you anyway)
König
-I feel like he'd be a biiggggg fleshlight enjoyer.
-Would love to use one and pretend it's you when you aren't there.
-He's kinda ehhh about other toys, though. Mostly because his fleshlight satisfies him enough without the addition of others.
-If you wanna use them on yourself, that's fine. König just wants you to be happy.
-But, if you wanna use one on him? May Lord have mercy 🙏
-Will probably manhandle you for the suggestion, pinning you down and punishing you how he sees fit.
-Maybe, when he finally loses all self-respect for himself, he'll try it out.
-"But only once." He says, not willing to admit how much he learns to love vibrators.
-Will totally use one when you aren't home. Wouldn't be caught dead by you with one, though. If he asks you what time you'll be home, there's one of two things going on.
-#1: He just misses you
-#2: He's using a vibrator and wants to know if he has enough time to cum before you get home
John Price
-Not a big toy guy honestly, not even with fleshlights or simpler toys.
-Like...I feel like he'd be okay with trying something like a vibrator or sex doll, but he just won't like it as much.
-"These toys aren't anywhere near as good as you, darling."
-They really just aren't for John, but he doesn't wanna deprive you of using them. Most of the time, anyway.
-Sometimes, he'll catch you with one while he hasn't had the best day and is desperate for you. So, he'll take control of the toy for you, gently edging you before taking you for himself.
-"Can't believe you thought that that little toy could compare to me, love."
-Despite barely using the toys himself, he's the one who insists on washing yours after you use them around him. He knows how sensitive the combination of him and toys must make you, therefore, he doesn't want you to move an inch afterwards.
Kyle Garrick
-He's a big toy enthusiast. Loves them, anything that vibrates in particular. Probably has a cockring.
-Gaz is also more than happy to let you use whatever toys you want. On yourself, on him, he's pretty open to when it comes to the use of sex toys.
-On the occasions where you aren't there, he'll send you a video or picture of him using a toy (Totally not to tempt you home, totally not).
-"Look at what you do to me, baby. Can't keep my hands to myself when you're not here."
-I feel like he'd like mutual masterbation. Just watching you use a toy of your choice is enough to make him cum.
-He'll also place any toys on the bedside table to be washed the next morning (which is important btw❗❗) and may or may not get the biggest smirk on his face seeing whatever mess y'all left behind.
Simon Riley
-Appreciates a good fuck with a fleshlight or pocket pussy.
-But besides those types of toys? Ehhh..
-Not really his thing. Like I said in the Simon specific headcanons, he's not really that crazy when it comes to sex. He's not the type to judge his partner if they use toys, but if they manage to piss him off, I feel like he'd hide them. (Would probably just put it on a high shelf or something if you're shorter 💀💀)
-"You're not getting that stupid toy back. Not till you say sorry."
-Might even tease you with the toy, like drawing it over your dick/pussy and chuckling when you demand he give it back.
-"Oh, you want it back, do ya? No, no, no. Sorry, love, but I think I'd like to see why you like this little thing so much before I hand it over."
Alex Keller
-He loves anything that vibrates.
-Almost as much as he loves you, actually. Uses them religiously whenever you aren't in the mood/there.
-Like Gaz where he likes to use them during sex, but not really with mutual masterbation.
-Instead, he'll have a vibrator or even an anal plug on himself while he eats you out/sucks you off. (Totally moans against your cock/pussy btw, he's fairly vocal 🤭)
-Or, you can use a toy on yourself while you give him a handjob and he'll praise you endlessly for it.
-"Aw, does that feel good, baby? Yeah? Good, good girl/boy."
-At the end of the day, though, he'd much rather be cumming from your touch than a toy. So, he'll put them aside so he can have you all to himself. You're absolutely irresistible to him, afterall. How could he choose a toy over you when you're so perfect in his eyes?
Yall I'm SO sorry that this took me forever. Life has been absolutely slaughtering me, but I'm trying to get back into the swing of things. Next up will be COD men x male reader headcanons, so be on the lookout for that!
Feel free to ask me what I should do next! My inbox is always open.
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