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You can still be a princess, even with shovel hands ✋️

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I thought "hump day" was about sex and not the middle hump of the week until I was 28.

yup

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Dance and Laugh Amongst the Frotting

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I like my coffee like my metal

Dutch, skinny & medium brown

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seregor's shield necklace is literally the sonichu medallion

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I have an open door policy at home

I hope seregor has an open buttcheeks policy

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SEREGOR

he be skinny

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carach angren bikinis

they need to make them

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I only found out what sleep token, nfts and jaystation are this week.

No I'm not even joking I only know about 1990s life, symphonic black metal and sonic the Hedgehog.

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everyone here like "I ain't ever have a real relationship bc I am in love with -character/celebrity/person I made up-"

Me like "I've had 20+ relationships and casual sex with anything that moves for 15 years but given up real people bc I want a realdoll of an old Dutch man"

Life b strange

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I used up all the brown marker pen's drawing seregor nude

can he be blue for a while bc idk what to do with all the blue pens

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Bigg buts I cannot lie

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Seregor's nipple look like a ferrero rocher

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TURKEY HAM TASTE LIKE PURE FUCKING SALT

That pink kind that looks like a pussy if u roll it up it the Bernerd Mathew's one ugh

Literally get high blood pressure if u smell it even

Jesus

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Seregor pretty flexible and short, looks well hung and has a long neck so maybe he can suck it himself?

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Seregor has a fucking massive Adam's apple tho

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imagine this - chicken nuggets but they're not actually chicken and it's just slugs dipped in breadcrumbs. Call them Sluggets