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The final photo card is gonna be of them making out
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How does one be autistic, a system, and a college student. I would like a cheat sheet please
#we have shit to do and my brain decided that three people in front at once was going to be helpful#it’s not#idk what going on anymore#also like I’m a junior this isn’t new I just wanted to comparison#system#pdid#did#osdd#pdid system#osddid#actually dissociative#did osdd
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he was at the thrift store. i forgot the price.
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see how i tell my fiancée about my family BEFORE taking her to meet them. very demure. very mindful. i dont throw my beloved into the lions’ den without warning. very considered. i’m not like my cousin who lets his girlfriend become the subject of gossip. i protect my future wife. im not like the other members of my family who aren’t aware we have a way of doing things.
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carlos you had to win this tournament but it’s okay😊😊
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lov when my dementia-addled grandma points out a hole in my shawl to my whole family before she points it out to me
#rumbles#i’m sorry i can’t stand her nowadays#she thinks she’s being funny#it’s not#loudly: lol is that a bug or a hole?? while gesturing to my aunt/uncle#cool cool cool
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You know what I don’t understand? Why people think songs that old are scary.
Like how are you scared of little bit of a crackle in a record??? How are you scared when the audio of an old recording is peaked because the microphone wasn’t as good as it is now?
#this was particularly inspired by me reading a comment on a video that called an old song’s crescendo ‘‘spine chilling’’#it’s not#you’re just too scared of old music#random thought of the day
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Everyone told me it would be so easy to make friends in college. This was a lie.
#like you’d think a bunch of people with similar interests studying those things in the same place would be great#but like#it’s not#turns out ppl are antisocial af#and like so am I#so I get it#but#im trying so hard#and nobody seems to stick#it’s literally been a year and I keep meeting ppl but they keep ghosting me#why is this so hard#txt#im post
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Looked up which of the churches near me still practice self flagellation and turns out it’s a great chunk of them. So maybe i will look into it or whatever
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hearing people talk about things they learned in their 30s/40s/50s, things I’ve already learned before 25, definitely puts me in a weird headspace
#bc like…. there is an ego boost#I won’t lie#like oh im a decade younger than you and I figure this out a while ago#and like that’s not fair#it’s not#everyone learns at their own pace#and then there’s also the thought of#well… I already know these things so like?? what am I gonna learn at those ages???#what am I gonna realize???#surely it’s gonna be things that someone half my age figured out already#but that doesn’t really answer the question lol#it’ll probably be social skills lmao#or like all the various things about myself that I just don’t have the bandwidth to examine rn#idk#anyway#I need to start my bedtime routine
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What do you consider a big dick?
Over 8in and thick
#some of y’all probably think that’s standard but no#it’s not#refer to the TikTok tape measure chick
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Sis we gotta talk about this dream of yours.
Like … ngl, while I enjoyed their interactions most of the drama. This scene when he’s evil? SIZZLING. Maybe they should have just gone the whole he’s a evil demon all the way.
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“is reading the same as listening to an audiobook?” no. there’s sound involved in one of them. which raises an even bigger question: who gives a fuck.
#like no it’s not#but who cares#consume it however you want#is watching a show live on the TV the same as watching it recorded years later? no#it’s not#BUT GUESS WHAT WHO CARES#is listening to two people talk the same as listening to a recorded podcast?#is going through every scene in a movie in your own pace the same as watching it?#no#who caaaares
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i’m sorry but it will never not be funny to me that people think all the arrow keys on my laptop “fell off”. i ate them
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you know I’m afraid of all things Plane because the SECOND I hear about anyone flying the first thing I check is that the plane isn’t a boeing anything
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