#imessage.

[p-assionateheart]

[tayloralllison]

[ text from @karlieklosss ] you’re insane for thinking i’ll show up

[ text ] …. without wearing that t-shirt.

[ text ] i wouldn't want it any other way. / @karlieklosss

[hollywood-sadcore]

Those words.

[laluv-469]

<laluv's smau>

you ask jjk men to bail you out from jail <3

Disclaimer!: This is my first smau post, and this particular idea isn't mine originally. The plot has been done before, so here's my silly twist on it. Enjoy! ^-^

crack, fluff, smut

author's note: i got inspo to post this by leaving an anon ask on @textmel8r 's blog who helped me lots, so thanks sm 🥺

i'll be doing more- laluv ♡

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artworks by Amaan Jahangir

[bitchslapblastoids]

While we're all waiting for wdapteo 5 i just want to put on the record, that i would give ANYTHING to find out who the influencer was that phil found on only fans and dan went "👀lowkey" and then phil said "we should get a discount" in wdapteo 4

Like, who are they finding lowkey hot and why do they deserve a discount?? Is this someone they personally know? Who are they gossiping about i need to knowwww

ok I TOO have thought about this quite a bit. I think the running theory was marcus butler, who made his OF in 2022. and since d&p were def used for views by the brit squad, i can see that being why they made the discount comment (honestly, just coexisting in the same professional universe as britcrew during that time seems like enough to warrant a discount, lol). plus he sent that prank text to dan asking him to get hot and heavy or something, then used it in a vid. and dan has mentioned finding him hot more than once. and phil is a lurking little b who loves gossip. it all checks out.

so i put it to the test, and......

!!!!!

as if "cba" and "we deserve a discount" aren’t enough of a roast, they then go on to say "not highkey enough to give him four pounds" and "i ain't paying for that" lollllllll. fucking icons.

anyway, i feel like we can say marcus 👀 lowkey butler is confirmed.

(ty @astradyke for simulating the exchange with me in the name of Science)

[collegeboysam]

raglan james monitoring daniel's hacked computer dying of impatience because it's been DAYS and daniel has yet to click the "paramours" folder to discover pics and videos himself getting rawdogged by armand in the 80s across all seven continents

[kinardsevan]

[zoeyhorse]

RainbowDash shares her fears

[kissami]

Katsuki hates girls night || text message au

I was re watching vines while at work…iykyk

songs to listen to: birds of a feather - Billie Eilish

this is super short but I loved making it sue me

[fatuismooches]

Playing chess with Dottore in the akademiya days and NEVER winning because….hes a genius ! And he didn’t understand the concept of letting others win to make them feel good.

He still thinks the concept is silly, if anything he’s helping you by continuing to challenge your mind…but when he sees fragile reader super down about their mental state…he finally understands what letting someone else win means.

Of course reader knows he let them win. They couldn’t beat him in the akademiya when they were sick, they can’t now . But it’s the thought that counts 🩵

Dottore was never one to be thrilled about wasting time with silly games, even when it came to ones that tested the mind such as chess. It held more appeal when he was a boy, still learning the rules and playing against himself (and perhaps the Aranara). Now he can just win against practically anyone nearly effortlessly so it doesn't hold much of a brain tease for him. Even when you come along... you're still getting obliterated.

No special privileges, unfortunately... not even his darling lover. It got to the point where you nearly set off the dorm's smoke alarm as you were too engrossed in deciding your next move while Zandik was absorbed in his book (literally investing a couple of percent of his energy into this, some more at stealing glances at your pretty, focused face, idly wondering if he should start charging for you these silly games.) He would always think you're overreacting if you get pouty about not winning once, after all, it was merely a game. And he was being rather generous indulging you... he went as far as to give you tips and hints! Helping you evolve your play!

Still, with time comes maturity and understanding, and his current self is a stark difference from his past one. Dottore's not dumb, and as distant from his humanity as he seems to be, seeing you down troubles him to say the least. He doesn't show it on his face, but his mind constantly runs through a checklist for possible things to cheer you up on bad days.

And with that... the Doctor learns. Technically he is always seeking knowledge to further his experiments, but... learning for the sake of someone else is different. It's tender. It's strange. It's not really him. But he still learns, he remembers, and he acts. If letting you win and have your way manages to cheer you up, then why would he deny it? His loss would be something forgotten by him soon enough. For you, you'd remember that win and happy feeling forever. He's analyzed his choices - it's worth it. (A bunch of scholarly talk just to boil down to he loves you and wishes to see you well.)

To give him some credit, he'd make his loss as convincing as a man like him could anyway. Making you think and work for it so you feel better about winning. You still wouldn't fall for it but you appreciate Dottore putting in the effort to make you feel good about yourself. The beautiful lie of his feigned surprise and praise makes you know that despite his flaws, deep down he'll always make sure you'll be okay, maybe not today, but one day.

[tayloralllison]

[ text — tswift ]: I’m here if you ever need to talk, T.

[ text ] thank you, angel! i promise i'm fine. i just have to be dramatic about it first.

[yourbestbuddie]

I want a bar scene where Dean cas Sam and Eileen go to a bar and they’re playing dua lipa or something and Sam and Eileen go off to dance and cas and Dean go to the bar and deans grumbling about the music cause he’s stuck up when it comes to that, but cas is getting rlly into it and Deans just looking at him all soft like and the bar tender makes some comment like “how long have you two been together” and Dean gets all flustered and cas answers “twelve years” cause he’s literal and doesnt understand the question properly (or he’s doing it to mess with Dean).

[laluv-469]

<laluv's smau>

the jjk guys spot you in public! pre-relationship

they're totally into you. you both like each other and very obviously flirt, things are just.. unspoken and a lil' awkward ♡

crack, fluff

authors notes:

nanami is secretly a yapper... so his convos take up three screenshots 🤫🤫

i struggled with this one more than the last! still getting used to writing my personal interpretation of these characters. if you have any ideas for the next one, lmkkk, all help is very welcome!

last smau post did so good, i'm so thankful for all support, it is all greatly appreciated!

if you enjoy and want more, please like and reblog 🙏💗 -laluv

[jasscheeks]

how they would…

send you gifts. <3

pairings: gojo, geto, nanami x f!reader

a few months late but i’m going insane watching the shibuya incident rn, i’ve officially lost it like actually.

SPOILERS: why tf are all the hot people dying, aka my men.

jjk is like aot meets hxh meets devilman crybaby

warnings: no warnings bc everyone is alive and well and eating their favorite foods or reading their favorite books, 18+ on some parts

don’t mind the timestamps, this idea came to me at 4 in the morning 🤞🏽

megumi, itadori, and yuuta ver. ->

thank you for reading! please reblog!!

megumi, itadori, and yuuta in pt. 2 ->

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