#imaweiner

[jaclynncrooks]

Some days inspirational quotes just don’t cut it... Ya gotta take action && remind yourself you’re a mu’fuckin winner... I personally do so by wearing my champ belt around the house while I eat chicken nuggets and drink red wine #ImaWeiner @liveitbadass #WinnerWinner #ChickenNugget #AndWineDinner #🦈 #WithASharkThemeTwist #iMakeTheRules #NugLife #WineWin #ImSoFancy #ChampBelt #LikeABoss #LiveItBadAss #Quarantined #CoronaVirus #Isolation #MakeMeLoseMyMind #UpInHere #UpInHurr #KeepKillinIt https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iqY1EAloG/?igshid=11zv78t41v70h

[precipitously-written]

I am addicted to wasting time.

[gorillageek27]

Jaques Schnee: Hello Jaune.

Jaune: So, we meet at last...whoever you are.

Jacques Schnee: There's two things they don't teach you at business school. One is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now.

Ruby: But wait! If you kill us, you will never find out where the treasure is buried!

Jacques: What treasure?

Ruby: The treasure of Imaweiner.

Jacques: "I'm a weiner"?

Jaune and Ruby: Heh heh heh heh, classic!

[spaceasianmillennial]

“Stop, Thrawn, if you shoot us, you’ll never know where the treasure is.”

Thrawn: What treasure?

Ezra: The treasure of... imaweiner.

Thrawn: Imaweiner?

Kanan and Ezra laugh.

(Joke’s on them, there really is a The Treasure of Imweiner on Lothal)

Based on Simpsons.

[killer0723]

My dealer came through at 7am.

#woah #winning #imaweiner #maryjane #exhale #bullshit #relaxation

[toocoolfornormal]

LA Dodger Foundation 5k #finisher #imaweiner #atleastwewerenlast #ladf5k

[iwishicouldseethestarshere]

I have a mighty need for cuddles and soft blankets.

I know, I mentioned this yesterday, but it's still a need and it's important to me that it's satisfied.

[sydholo]

• Everyone deserves to smile on a Monday • So just in case you haven’t yet: here’s a picture to give you a reason to. #halloweenprep2014 #imaweiner (winner) (at important target run )

[revron420]

#imaweiner #stonerbanana (at California State Fair)

[scarthearmada]

'don't mind me Ryan, I'm just going to fall asleep after cocktails' lol and here's me, rowing her around the Lake lol @klodawg_x #imaweiner

[rizoutloud]

#PrettyMuch #ImAWeiner

[mggardner]

Pics from our 2nd annual #TabletopDay.  After a short game of Munchkin and 2 hours of Star Trek Catan and enough 7's rolled to make us want to go to Vegas, I emerged victorious. 

[jacobunderwoodsucksatlife-blog]

True Life:

I miss my girlfriend.

[heavilycyborgego]

kind of ironic how i did the walk of shame this morning without getting laid