#imagine team starkid
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being into starkid is so wild man. like imagine how this fandom looks from an outsider's perspective. hey you see this vulgar ass aladdin parody? it's actually peak fiction on so many levels. hey you watched that one musical with the singing aliens right? ok well they weren't actually aliens they were part of a hivemind controlled by one of five eldritch entities who like to fuck with hatchetfield and cause the apocalypse for funsies. there are like twenty hatchetfield stories btw. only three of them are stage musicals. no i'm telling you the cavewomen were gay for eachother-
#this one goes out to my non-starkid mutuals who have to deal with seeing this shit on their dash#i imagine this is what you feel like#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hila has spoken
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This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!
#whatever you do don’t imagine Pete in the library creating and printing out missing posters because nobody else will look for his brother :)#Do you think when I die and reach the pearly gates Gods gonna confront me about spending 74 hours bbg’ing a homeless man?#if I had a Time Machine I wouldn’t go and try to fix things with the first girl I fell in love with who also ended up ghosting me - fuck her#Instead I would go back 4 1/2 years and tell 14yr me I would be creating fanart of the homeless guy in the musical I just discovered#I wanna know how that would go - ‘Isn’t Ted our favourite character?’ ‘hahaha ABOUT THAT-‘#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#starkid fanart#team starkid#starkid productions#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#black friday#black friday fanart#black friday starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#time bastard nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#nmt#fanart#my art
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Mariah should play Ethan I think. That would solve every problem I’ve had ever
#no because imagine CaliforMIA in Mariah’s voice. do you see the vision.#black friday starkid#team starkid#lex foster#ethan green#hannah foster#mariah rose faith#angela giarratana#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#fanart#jacketpart
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Did you guys know that they made a whole musical about the neighborhood watch guy from Nerdy Prudes Must Die??? It's like, pretty good too
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#team starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#my total fantheory weird idea is that pokotho was behind the whole thing woag could you imagine?
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Since the death of God, there's been a vacancy open...
You could help to fill that void.
#NEW ART DROPPED#uggghhhh sorry i got lazy with the bg for the lords in black but I mostly wanted to get this peice finished up!#i hope you guys like it#and if you want me to explain the expression#look just imagine YOU realized the religion and God you dedicated your life to was a sham and then SAW the actual gods that exist#like I'd be crying too#art#fanart#my art#digital art#artist#artwork#artists on tumblr#starkid npmd#starkid productions#starkid#hatchetverse#team starkid#npmd fanart#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#grace chasity#grace chastity npmd#grace chastity#grace chastity fanart#lords in black#the lords in black
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Petition to have a reddit stories themed on theatre/musicals and have it with Angela + a starkid guest
Or yk even Angela + Chanse but I'm also desperate for starkid on smosh again
PLEASE
#smosh#starkid#smosh reddit stories#smoshblr#team starkid#smosh pit#angela giarratana#shayne topp#chanse mccrary#I imagine the starkid guest would be either mariah joey lauren or jon perhaps?
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So… tgwdlm happening in 2018, when Alice was 17, making her either a junior or a senior… Grace is a senior in the 2020-2021 school year, meaning that while Alice was either a junior or a senior, Grace was a freshman… so not only was Alice upset at her dad because she doesn’t like Grace, but because she’s like 3 years older than her which is a pretty big gap when you’re in high school
#I don’t think I’ve seen anyone talk about this#I think this is so funny though#imagine you have a girlfriend#and your dad is upset she smokes weed#but then tells you to date a freshman#like…#it’s so funny#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#tgwdlm#the guy who didnt like musicals#grace chasity#alice woodward#starkid npmd#starkid#team starkid
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I have this theory that whenever Paul Matthews has a story arc, it ends with him becoming that witch he fears/hates the most. In TGDWLM, obviously, he starts off as the titular guy who doesn’t like musicals and ends by becoming part of the musical theater hive mind. As he’s fighting with himself in “Let It Out”, he has the lines “is my integrity worth anything at all?” and “[I’ve] become what I hated.”
In Forever and Always the real Paul—whose entire arc in TGWDLM shows he believes in self-determination—is cloned, murdered, and has his identity stolen by his clone. Paul 23 goes through a similar arc, where he starts off disliking violence but then kills both Paul and the original Emma.
In [Redacted], Paul dislikes both Melissa and cats. He ends the show by voluntarily giving up his normal life to live with Melissa as her “cat”.
And in the cut idea for a Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel Nightmare Time that the Langs talked about on the NPMD fundraiser, iirc Paul hated Peanuts because everyone loved him so much so he somehow became?? Peanuts?? Through hypnosis or something? (I can’t find anything about it online and I’m not combing through a 12 hour video lol)
In conclusion, Paul Matthews is moving to Clyvesdale.
#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#starkid#team starkid#hey melissa#I’ve had this theory for so long#poor Paul is doomed by every narrative imaginable#that’s literally his character trait
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You have until the end of December to rent the show!
#SO HAPPY TO HAVE MET YOU!!!#one of my favorite silly bits from#vhsccs#you just have to imagine Clark laughing in the background of the second and third one#vhs christmas carols#vhs christmas carol#vhsccs spoilers#team starkid#starkid#christmas carol#aj holmes#lauren lopez#i made these#use them wisely… or not
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on today's schedule: listening to the tgwdlm medley from starkid homecoming over and over again just for jon's "so tonight we're gonna chronicle a story so astronomical"
#if it were not for the implications of paul not being in the opening number#this would have singlehandedly convinced me that paul belongs in tgwdlm (the song)#I will imagine it nonetheless#it probably happens at some point post-inevitable in the world of tgwdlm. they reprise the same songs for all eternity#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield
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If I loved you
You would know it
If I loved you
I couldn’t show it
If I loved you like you should be loved
Loved you more than the stars above
Loved you like I could of
I’d have to let you go…
#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#cool as i think i am#song lyrics#just imagine the one half your favorite pairing singing this to the other#😭😭😭
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Do you guys ever think about how when Max fell he pissed himself so the whole time he’s a ghost and is killing people he’s doing it in pissy pants?
#like imagine you’re about to be killed by the ghost of the school bully and he just has a huge piss stain on his pants#shitpost#hatchetfield#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#max jagerman
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Time Bastard would be an amazing song to do for choir
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My Cinderella's Castle conspiracy theory is that Janaya is going to be part of the cast.
She's already commented in the kickstarter announcement video and she and Mariah might be doing a cover together. I just need them on another starkid project
#starkid#team starkid#cinderella's castle#janala mahealani jones#imagine her and bryce singing together#or her and kim#hyl rambles
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I'm not saying a Six Idiots Starkid collab would be the best thing that's happened in my life to date, but I'm not not saying that.
#i know its so unlikely and would probably never happen but god. god. can you imagine?#its-a-hare-pom-pom said that starkid shouldve done the proposed musical bbc ghosts episode#and i havent stopped thinking about it since#i think id actually combust if it ever somehow happened#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#six idiots#them there
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I just realized something about NPMD. If the show takes place during fall 2020 and the announcement for Sora in SSBU was October 5th 2020, depending on when Richie and Ruth died they might have just missed it. Which would be a shame cause you know that the nerds would go nuts over the announcement together.
#npmd#ssbu#hatchetfield#team starkid#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#just imagine pete watching it and thinking “richie would be so happy right now”
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