#imagine evan took this video

[peppermintquartz]

But imagine Tommy is afraid of the ocean. Because of a childhood drowning, maybe. He doesn't even like paddling in the shallows. He tells Buck while he can handle being in a pool, he hates the taste of seawater and that he can't swim well, that he's no good at it, and Buck is like, you flew us to the Gulf of Mexico, what if we had ended up in the water and Tommy was all shrugs like "if the bird went down that badly and i was still strapped in, I probably would have drowned in the chopper"

They talk about this in a party on a yacht (Tommy knows a guy) and someone very drunk overhears Tommy saying he's afraid of the water and thinks it'll be funny to shove the big tall strong guy into the ocean at night while Buck is getting some drinks

And Tommy hits his head on the way down, disorienting him a lot, and he panics, manages to scream for Evan just once before he goes under and is swept away by the current

And Buck hears the scream and sees Tommy's gone and people are laughing as they lean over the railing, just dives into the water off the deck and rescues his boyfriend, dragging him out of the water and back on the yacht, and then proceeds to do CPR on Tommy, who coughs up the water but he is bleeding and has a bad concussion because his head hit the side of the yacht

When he figures out who shoved Tommy, he nearly assaults the drunk dude, and is basically a snarling feral 6ft2 overprotective guardian until they get air ops to evacuate Tommy to the hospital

At the hospital he nearly walks a trench into the hospital corridor walkway until they let him see his boyfriend, and when Tommy is better he says, "you were so hot saving me" and Buck is like what are you talking about, you were in the water and also mostly unconscious"

And it turned out several people on the yacht took videos from when they heard Tommy scream for Evan and then Buck doing a perfect running dive off the deck and the whole CPR thing as well, the videos have gone viral

Anyway. Tommy recovers and thanks his boyfriend thoroughly with a "please move in with me" and also hot "you saved my life" sex.

[reysdriver]

Behind The Venue | J.P.

(part 1 to this fic) you discover rockstar!james is cheating on you through a fan's social media post — modern!rockstar!james x fem!reader angst

warnings: james being a cheater

words: 1k

warnings: umm just to let y'all know, a lot of my writing is gonna be angst for the time being cus i'm going through a breakup lol and also let me know if you want me to write a part 2 to this cus i can defo see it already

James was currently on tour with the boys; last night was Berlin, tonight was Vienna. Although you both wished you could join them as they visited almost every European capital, you couldn’t leave everything for two months. 

Well, you could. James had made it clear you didn’t need to work, that he would buy you anything you ever needed or wanted, but you didn’t want to be completely dependent on him. So while he travelled all around the continent, you stayed home to wait tables and keep your flat warm. 

But it wasn’t like you were completely away from your boyfriend for the whole time; you called each other every night—even the ones where the boys got blackout drunk in foreign hotels, and you constantly stayed updated on everything regarding the band. 

The little bits of connection were how you found yourself on Austrian social media scouring the hashtags related to The Marauders. You scrolled through selfies of fans in front of the empty stage, waiting for the boys to start. Some people brought posters and gifts for them, which always made you smile. Some of the fans even mentioned you in their posts and you commented on a few of them, wishing them a fun time at the concert. 

Then, you sent James a good luck text and went to make yourself dinner. You’ve learned that the best concert pictures and videos get posted a day or two after they’re taken, so you know you don’t need to stay online all night. Instead, you take your food to the couch and put on a movie while the concert hall in Vienna was electric with excitement. 

Near the end of the second movie of the night, you almost fell asleep in your living room, but your heavy eyelids shot up at the feeling of your phone buzzing shamelessly against your thigh. 

It had been going off periodically before, but the notifications increased exponentially in the last few minutes. 

Although you were half-asleep, you couldn’t just let your phone explode with activity. Scary thoughts that something happened to James at the concert overtook your mind and you quickly reached for your phone while attempting to hope for the best. 

It was about James, just not what you were expecting. Someone had caught a video of your boyfriend making out with Lily Evans, the lead singer of their opening band, outside behind the venue. 

The clip was short but inarguable. That was obviously James and Lily, and there was no debate on what they were doing. 

It showed them quickly, then the teenage girl who took the video flipped the camera to herself and said something in German. The only thing you could understand was your own name, and you weren’t sure you wanted to know what the rest meant. 

The video was just posted, but it was already spreading. There were so many comments and reposts; everyone seemed to have something to say on the matter. 

It ranged from ‘you should take this down, imagine how humiliating it is for (y/n)’ to ‘I mean, we’ve known this was coming lol look at their constant flirting’, and you weren’t sure what hurt more. 

And even though every single take felt like a slap in the face, you kept scrolling through them all. You were careful not to interact with any of them so as to not encourage drama, but it seemed like the fans were doing fine on their own when it came to stirring the pot. Eventually, it just became all too much. You took a screenshot of one post and sent it to James. 

But despite that, you weren’t staying up any longer. You shut off your phone, plugged it in across the room, and started getting ready for bed. You didn’t care if the only other thing to do was cry yourself to sleep, you weren’t spending any more time watching your boyfriend kiss his coworker. 

✦✧✦✧✦

The night barely consisted of sleep. There were periods where you calmed down enough to sleep, but you woke up several times in a pool of emotions. You managed to stay asleep for long enough that you’d be adequately rested, and that was good enough for you. 

When you opened your phone in the morning, you were sure that any limits to messages and mentions must have been hit. So not in the mood to hear anyone else’s opinions on your relationship, you didn’t even bother opening social media. 

You saw that James had sent a string of texts and tried calling you several times, and your heart ached. He was the only person who you would listen to about this, but you didn’t want to hear anything he had to say. What could he say over the phone to fix this? 

Then, as if on cue, your phone vibrated with an incoming call from him. 

You were torn on what you should do. Answer and listen to him begging for forgiveness, decline and ignore everyone? If you answered and he asked for mercy, would you forgive him? You even thought about airing out all his secrets online in a petty act of revenge. But none of those really seemed like something you would want. In this fragile state, you wondered if anything could help. 

Then your attention snapped back to the picture of him on your screen, letting you know he wanted to talk. 

Compromising between all the ideas that had just been running through your head, you declined the call and opened your messages. ‘come back home and we’ll talk.’ was all you sent James before tossing your phone aside.

[withdrco]

Halloween chapter - Go All The Way

I’m going to do a special Halloween chapter for Go All The Way. So here are the costumes that I imagined 🤔 well it’s done quickly ofc BUT do as you want if you want to use these examples of costume to make fanart, videos etc. Let’s go!

Sirius as a vampire and Remus as a werewolf simply makes sense for all those who know

Likeafunerall credit fanart

James as a mummy because I’m sure I love to be shirtless (idk why jajdnxnd) & Lily as a witch because "I know my girlfriend is a witch"

Likeafunerall credit fanart

Lorelei as a zombie with this exact dress (yeah it’s Hannah Montana) & Mary as a sexy devil

Likeafunerall credit fanart

Regulus as a black cat because he’s cute and I think it’s a good costume for someone who doesn’t really like to party doesn’t really want to stand out from the crowd, but also who does for trans people & Evan and Barty as a reaper who don’t take their heads at all and simply decide to do it as simple as possible

Caspervi & sophietill credit fanart

Dorcas as a fairy I think that in general she really has a little bohemian, fairy, fortune teller style. I don’t know if you know what I mean & Marlene as a soccer/football player because she annoys men and she doesn’t see why she won’t be able to put something that is comfy

Sophietill & Likeafunerall credit fanart

I took likeafunerall, sophietill and caspervi ’s fanart as an example for faces, because that’s exactly how I imagine them!! Amazing work 🥹

[third-arch]

My Corazon HC’s!! pt.4❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Inspired by my boyfriend, my dad, and my own imagination/knowledge of Corazon and Law

I think if Law’s parents and Corazon lived, his dad and Corazon would be having a barbecue and drinking beer. They’d be besties.

Lami would love Corazon.

Surprisingly, he’s listened to every single Led Zeppelin album growing up! His favorite album is Physical Graffiti. His top picks from the album are Houses of the Holy and Boogie with Stu.

His favorite Led Zeppelin song is The Ocean.

His favorite genre of YouTube video is the “Every time I get hit in Minecraft my computer is coded to generate 30 ender dragons” one. Not the theoretical videos like “Was Sans really just a skeleton?” Or “The dark secret behind Cardcaptor Sakura”, but like the ones where people mod the games or play games at an unplayable setting.

(And no. None of these are real videos LOL)

After a long day, sometimes Law will join him to watch like a historical documentary that might be a tad bit too graphic for Law. Corazon, passing out on the other couch, will just exclaim.

“Don’tlookatthis, Law”

And immediately it’s some mildly grotesque image.

Law still looks and doesn’t even flinch. He doesn’t really care.

“As you can see, the bullet wound went straight through the man’s abdomen-“

“Don’t look, Law (falling asleep)”

(Shows image)

“…”

He likes Charlie Brown and Snoopy stuff.

When Law is sad or going through a traumatic memory, he’ll let Law cuddle up in his coat for comfort.

Corazon makes spaghetti for Law every Sunday night and takes him out for ice cream afterwards.

He loves Bill Evans. His favorite song is Autumn Leaves. Law learned it on the piano for his birthday.

“But Lemon, how could he learn it in private?”

Well,

“Cora-San. I need some privacy to practice. Can you use Silent?”

“Oh! Sure!”

Silent!

This was sort of in a Law HC I wrote, but Corazon once took Law to the zoo to look at all the animals. Law really liked the penguins, otters, and the tiger. Corazon liked the elephant, otters, and the petting zoo.

Corazon has a surprisingly very aesthetic ACNH island. He makes little noises sometimes when working on his island. It probably looks something like this.

[morsesnotes]

I'm still not over this interview and these interactions specifically. They're so dorky in a very endearing way:

Shaun Evans: I think [Donna Tartt] herself is kind of extraordinary. Have you read “The Goldfinch”?

1883Mag: Yes! Weirdly enough, I started with “The Goldfinch” and loved it, thought it was incredible, and then wanted to go back and read her other work. She has another book, “The Little Friend”, I don’t know if you’ve read that?

Shaun: I’ve not read it yet!

1883Mag: It’s probably not as good as the other two.

Shaun: That’s good to know actually. She’s such an extraordinary writer. I feel like…and this is so rare but so amazing when you do get it, but when you read something and you’ve felt everything there with those people. I was totally there, I was totally present. That is an extraordinary thing when you think about it, right? Someone has sat at their kitchen table or wherever they’re sitting…at their desk…and they’re just putting words on paper but it’s translated and makes you feel something and you go on an experience. And I feel like that with Donna Tartt. Her work is…I started to watch videos of her on YouTube…weird [laughs] but she takes years to write her books, doesn’t she?

----

1883Mag: It’s nice that they facilitated an environment where you could feel comfortable asking questions and why they made the artistic choices they made. It must be such an interesting filming experience because…it feels cramped, when you’re watching it. It feels claustrophobic on the ship.

Shaun: The set was like that! It was like that. It was vast in a way that was incredibly detailed and enabled you to shoot in a very narrow and condensed, claustrophobic way, so it was an extraordinary set, so I have to pay tribute to those guys. But, to go back to the director thing. I would never ask them, Why did you do this? Tell me about it. Because, as a director, you don’t want to feel like people are breathing down your neck. So I would simply observe them.

1883Mag: You’re not like, What’s going on here? [Laughs]

Shaun: [Laughs] Excuse me, before we go on, why are you doing that? Is that a wise choice?

1883Mag: They’re sweating, like Uhhhh…

Shaun: And it’ll be my last job as an actor as well!

1883Mag: You’re getting fired from everything. Now you have to do photography full time because they’re like, This guy is overly excited…[Laughs].

Shaun: [Laughs]. That’s me, jack of all trades, master of none!

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1883Mag: It’s nice that you were able to start it off by directing, and that you didn’t do anything so crazy that they just took the camera away from you. [Laughs].

Shaun: [Laughs]. Quite the attempt! I chained myself behind the camera, so.

1883Mag: You’re like, I’m fine, I’m fine, I just needed to get it out of my system! [Laughs].

Shaun: [Laughs]. All right guys, come on, please?!

1883Mag: [Laughs]. Totally throw your entire reputation away. They’re gonna be like, So, he’s gonna be recast for season 9…

Shaun: [Laughs]. And could you lose our phone number, please? Trying to call them like, Hey, I’m Endeavour! And they’re like, Not anymore!

1883Mag: [Laughs]. Everyone can be replaced! You’re just muttering in your dark room like, I used to be an inspector once.

Shaun: [Laughs]. Like, I much preferred photography anyway. As I just do some interesting self-portraits.

1883Mag: As long as you don’t cut your ear off, you’ll be totally fine! [Laughs].

Shaun: Can you imagine?

1883Mag: Terrible, but hilarious.

Shaun: [Laughs]. Terrible but hilarious, yeah!

[les-pompiers118]

Ghosts

9-1-1 ficlet | 2x01 fix-it | 1.6K words | rated Teen for language

Now posted on AO3

I’ve always kind of wished that Maddie and Buck reunited at the fire station rather than Abby’s apartment (partly because that shower scene gives me secondhand embarrassment hives, if I’m honest). @911hiatus’ What Canon? Wednesdays gave me the opportunity to imagine how that might have played out, as seen through Chimney’s eyes. I’ve never written his POV before, so I hope I’ve done him justice here. Enjoy!

The first time Chimney sees her, it’s out of the corner of his eye as he’s walking through the dimmed apparatus bay on his way back to the loft. It’s late and he’s tired, so he thinks his mind might be playing tricks with the shadows between the rigs. But just in case it isn’t, he backtracks a few steps and looks again. Nope, there really is a woman standing there—a beautiful woman.

She waits for him to approach her, not far from the doors, and the closer he gets the more lovely she is. Petite, with a heart-shaped face, large dark eyes, and long hair. She’s got her arms wrapped tightly around herself, and the cuffs of her cardigan are clutched in her fists. Chimney dons his best, most reassuring smile.

“May I help you?”

“Yes, I’m looking for someone who works here, I think. Evan Buckley?”

That goddamn kid. Of course it’s about him. This angel is probably one of his rando Tinder dates who got her hopes up, and now she’s come back to haunt him. Chimney tries not to let his disappointment show.

“Um, yeah, he’s upstairs, I believe.”

The lady makes a soft cry of relief when he says it—okay, dramatic, Chimney thinks—and she eagerly follows him upstairs.

“Hey, Buck,” he calls as they near the loft. “You have a visitor.”

They reach the top just as Buck gets up from the couch, where he was playing video games with Hen. He looks shocked when he sees her—totally shocked. Mouth hanging open and everything. Chimney steps back to watch the situation unfold. Yup, it’s gonna be interesting.

“Maddie?”

“Hi,” she answers in a choked voice, smiling.

Buck lopes across the room without another word and wraps her in a hug. He doesn’t let go.

Over on the couch, Hen catches Chimney’s eye; he shrugs in reply. Bobby’s looking on with a disapproving expression, which Chimney can hardly blame him for, because having Buck’s old girlfriends turn up at work is probably something Cap would like to discourage.

“What are you doing here?” Buck finally asks, still in disbelief. He pulls back but keeps his hands on the woman’s shoulders. “And how did you know where to find me?”

She gives him another wobbly smile. “I was in town and I wanted to see you. First I went to the address the Christmas cards keep coming from, but the guy said you’d moved out. And then I remembered the number of your firehouse from the picture you sent, so I thought I’d try here. Look at you, all grown up and official!”

She tugs on the front of his uniform, but Buck doesn’t play along.

“Wait, so you did get those Christmas cards.”

“I’m sorry I haven’t been in touch much lately.”

By the way she brushes off Buck’s question so lightly, Chimney isn’t convinced she’s all that sorry.

Buck lets his arms drop. “Three years, Maddie. I haven’t heard from you in three years.”

“Yeah, I know. And it’s not what I wanted.”

“Where is Doug?”

Her cheerfulness falters for a moment, then she lifts her chin. “Don’t know, don’t care.”

“You left him?” Buck asks incredulously.

She nods. “Finally.”

Chimney halts his tracks where he’s edging around the room to get to Hen. Well, this is unexpected. She was with someone else and now she’s running back to Buck, of all people?

“Jesus fucking Christ, Maddie. What took you so long?”

Bobby clears his throat, and Chimney thinks he’s about to cut the conversation short or at least tell Buck off for swearing, but he does neither.

“Buck, would you like to introduce us to your friend?”

“Uh, yeah, of course,” Buck says, startling as if he just remembered everyone else in the room exists. He wraps one arm around the woman’s shoulders and draws her further into the loft. “Maddie, this is my team. Everyone, this is Maddie. My big sister.”

Oh.

“Big sister?” Hen echoes faintly.

Well that changes things. Like, everything. Chimney looks between their faces, trying to spot a family resemblance. There isn't much of one, at first glance. Maybe a little around the nose and chin, if you squint.

Bobby comes over immediately to shake Maddie’s hand and introduce himself. Buck does the honors for the other firefighters who gather round to meet her. Only their new probie, Eddie, hangs back—understandably, since Buck’s been a dick to him all shift.

Chimney is the last one to meet Maddie, officially this time. “Howard Han, at your service. But everyone here calls me Chimney.”

Maddie’s face brightens—or rather, Chimney would like to believe it does. “Chimney? That sounds like a nickname with a story behind it.”

“It is, indeed.”

Hen jumps in before Chimney can go on (and probably saves him from making a fool of himself by telling a long-winded story to a woman he’s just met). “So, Maddie, what brings you to L.A.? Business or pleasure?”

“Um, not business. I’m an ER nurse, and we don’t really get to take business trips. I’m here to visit Evan.” Maddie’s eyes dart over to Buck, then back to Hen. “For a few days. I’m just passing through, actually.”

“But—” Buck starts to object.

Maddie cuts him off. “And I should probably let you get back to work, huh? It was nice to meet you all. Evan, maybe you can walk me out to my car?”

Buck stays silent for a few seconds, looking for all the world like Christmas has been canceled. He recovers quickly though, shifting back into his usual, eager-to-please self. “Hey, do you need a place to stay?”

“I was just going to get a hotel room. It’s fine.”

“No, you should stay with me. I’ve got plenty of room,” Buck tells her as they make their way towards the stairs. “I’m looking after my girlfriend’s place while she’s in Europe…”

Bobby comes over to stand with Chimney and Hen once Buck’s out of sight.

“Did you guys know he had a sister?” Hen asks.

Bobby nods. “He mentioned her to me once.”

“He never talks about his family,” Chimney observes. “Which is strange, since he’s always happy to share everything else about his life.”

Hen scoffs. “More than we want to hear, usually.”

“That’s probably a sign he doesn’t want to talk about it,” Bobby points out.

“I thought maybe we’d get to meet his parents when he finished his probation, if they came out to celebrate the occasion,” Hen says. “I guess that didn’t happen.”

“I offered to have a little ceremony and a party here for his friends and family at the end of his probationary period. He didn’t want it. Said he didn’t need a fuss.”

Hen frowns over this new bit of information, and Chimney, too, finds that it doesn’t jive with his idea of Buck. He’s a guy who eats up firefighting rituals and lore like they're a bowl of his favorite flavor of ice cream.

It’s only a couple minutes before Buck returns and takes a seat at the table. He stays lost in his own thoughts for a while, until Bobby slides a cup of coffee across to him.

“So… That’s my sister,” Buck mumbles to no one in particular.

“It must be good to see her after so long,” Bobby says.

“Yeah. I’ve missed her.” Buck runs a hand over his mouth, looking troubled. “I’m really glad she’s here. And relieved she’s not there anymore.”

Joining them at the table, Chimney gives into his curiosity and ventures, “I'm guessing it was a bad relationship?”

“It was a bad husband. Maybe the worst kind,” Buck says darkly. “I dunno for sure, though. She always wanted me to stay out of it.”

“But you’ve been worried about her,” Bobby says gently. He doesn’t push when Buck won’t answer right away.

When he does, he still seems hesitant. Afraid of saying too much.

“These past three years, every time I got a call from an unknown number, I’ve been afraid it might be someone from back home calling about Maddie—to tell me that something happened with Doug, or with some crazy person in the ER. I’ve just had a bad feeling, you know?”

Hen, who has come over to stand behind Buck, squeezes his shoulders. “She’s here now. She’s safe.”

“Yes, she is.” Buck tilts his head back to give Hen a weak smile. “Now I just have to convince her to stay.”

“That shouldn’t be too hard, should it?” Chimney asks. “I mean, you’re here, right?”

With a sad sort of shrug, Buck says, “I’m not sure that’s enough of a reason for her.”

That night, Chimney stays up later than everyone except Eddie (who seems determined to be the last one to go to bed, due to either first-day overeagerness or first-night insomnia). As tired as he is, Chimney can’t stop thinking about Maddie and what she might have run away from. Now he also has to wonder what Buck was running from—because Buck’s not the type of person who’d leave someone he loves behind, especially if they might need him.

Everyone’s got a few ghosts in their pasts, Chimney muses as he stretches out on the couch. He takes one last look into the shadowy corners of the loft before closing his eyes. And you never see them coming when they decide to turn up.

[rockermybuddie]

In This Life

Eddie x Buck

Sequal to my Tevan story, In Another Life

Tw: talks about suicide and almost losing to someone yo suicide

Summary: Eddie has been giving Tommy and Buck space ever since he found out the Buck tried to kill himself on the call to the perfume factory. He has been checking in with Buck at least three times a week though.

Its been killing Eddie not seeing Buck in person and hes been holding off not wanting to be a burden while Buck gets better.

Tommy invited Eddie over for dinner thinking it’ll be good for Buck to socialize with someone other than himself and who better than his best friend, Eddie?

But the dinner doesn’t go as planned when Eddie spills his feelings all over the table.

Now theres a mess to clean up.

—————

Eddie sat on his couch in his empty house, Chris still living with his grandparents and Buck has Tommy now. Eddie is alone.

He doesn’t show it though, at work hes him normal self. He doesn’t want anyone feeling sorry for him other than himself. Hes the one who got himself in this position so why should anyone feel sorry for him?

He picked up his phone off of the coffee table and stared at the picture of Christopher on his lock screen before hitting Bucks name in his contacts.

“Hey Buck.” Eddie says into the phone. Buck picked up his phone after the first ring. Thats Buck for you.

The two talked on the phone for only ten minutes but that was enough to let Eddie know that Buck is doing a little better.

Eddie is still trying to understand why Buck wanted to take his own life, he thought that just wasnt Buck but you never really know what is going on in someones mind. The happiest person could take their own life and no one would have expected it.

Thats the sad part about suicide and depression.

Eddie took a swig of his beer trying not to imagine a world without Buck in it.

The two havent hung out together by themselves in awhile. Eddie with his relationship issues and Buck fiinding himself with Tommy there was never really anytime. They only got to hang out at work.

Eddie turns on his xbox to play a video game to try and get his mind off of Buck but its not helping when he can see Bucks avatar in the corner.

His phone lit up with a text from Bobby asking him about some new tech gadget for the firehouse. Eddie responded a quick reply, placing his phone back down on the couch.

His thumb had accidentally opened his camera roll and he looked down at it. The first picture that caught his eye was Buck.

He picked up his phone and tapped on the photo so it filled the whole screen.

The picture was of Buck, Chim, and Eddie at the firehouse when they set up a prank in Bobbys office.

Eddie smiled at the picture remembering the day and hearing Buck yap about how excited he was to prank Bobby.

Eddie zoomed into Bucks face and found himself smiling at his phone admiring Buck. His smile bright, soft pink lips with perfect white teeth. His dimples big, the crinkles by his eyes, and the sparkle in his blue eyes from the sunlight shining through the window.

Eddie let out a cough/laugh when he caught himself thinking about Buck in a way he never has before. He quickly hit the power button on his phone tossing it the other side of the couch.

He stood up real quick to adjust his shorts but saw that he had gotten a erection. He was glad no one was around to see it but he also questioned how he got one.

Was it the picture of Buck? No way, right? He liked women. But havent had any luck with any since Shannon. Barley even her.

Eddie let out a heavy sigh and sat back down on the couch.

Theres no way he got hard while looking at a picture of Buck, theres no way.

———-

“Evan, its time for your medicine.” Tommy says handing Evan his small cup of pills and a glass of water.

Evan lifts his head from the arm of the couch and takes the medicine.

“Now open.” Tommy says. Evan rolls his eyes but does what is told. Tommy checks the crevices of Evans mouth to make sure he took his medication.

“If you didnt hide your pills that one time i wouldnt have to check.” Tommy raises his eyebrows at Evan as he sets the glass of water on the table and takes a seat next to him.

Tommy pulled Evan into his lap kissing the top of his head as he lays it in his lap. Rubbing his soft curls with one of his hands as the other interlopers with Evans hand by his stomach the two watch whatever was on the Tv.

Tommys been making sure Evan his going to therapy and going for walks. He makes sure he eats and takes his medicine along with taking showers and getting enough sleep.

Tommy still worried that Evan might try something else so he always makes sure he knows the medicine is hidden and anything sharp is hidden as well.

He wakes up every hour of the night checking on Evan. He knows it not healthy for him or even the relationship if Evan knew but he’s been afraid of loosing him ever since the first.

———

Buck sat at the table as Tommy cooked dinner, Tommy made small talk but he was really just talking to himself. Buck didnt reply to anything he said.

Tommy stepped away for a few moments and called Eddie asking him if he wanted to come over for dinner. Thinking having someone different come over might help Buck talk more.

Eddie hesitated for a few moments but ended up giving in. Its just dinner with his two best friends, it cant be that hard, right?

Besides it’ll be good for Eddie to socialize with his friends outside of work.

Twenty minutes later Eddie knocks on Bucks apartment door. He has a key but since Tommy is here he doesn’t want to use it.

“Hey Eddie!” Tommy says with a smile opening the door. “Hey Tommy.” Eddie steps into the apartment and looks around before looking at Buck sitting at the table.

“Hey Buck.” Eddie says, he trys to push what happened earlier out of his mind. Buck picked his hand up from his lap and gave Eddie a small wave.

“Someone forgot how to use their voice. Maybe you can help with that?” Tommy says looking at Evan then at Eddie before going back to the stove top.

Eddie asked if Tommy needed any help but when he said no, Eddie took a seat next to Buck at the table.

“So when do you think you’ll be back at work Buck?” Eddie asks trying to start a conversation, he didnt know what else to ask.

Buck shrugged his shoulders.

Eddie cant help but notice how empty Buck looks. No expression on his face, hes not going on about some random fact he read about the other day, and hes not asking about christopher.

It made Eddie sad that his best friend was hurting in a way he didnt know how to help.

Tommy brought over the soup he made and dished it out to everyone. He then took his seat next to Buck across from Eddie as they began to eat.

Tommy and Eddie made small talk trying to weave Buck into the conversation but he wasnt having it.

All of a sudden Buck scoots his chair back getting up. “Evan, where are you going?” Tommy asks. Eddie watches Buck with his eyes walk into the kitchen to the refrigerator grabbing a beer.

Tommy notices Eddie watching Evan the whole time but tries not to think too much of it. Eddies straight and if he wanted Buck before he could of had him when he had the chance.

When Buck sat back down at the table there was a new tension in the air and everyone felt it. Buck looked between Tommy and Eddie but couldn’t figure out what changed.

“So Eddie, you find anyone of interest yet?” Tommy asks him. “Oh, um, not yet.” Eddie says taking a drink of his water, the question caught him off guard. He could go for a beer but he doesn’t want to get up from the table.

“Well when you do me and Evan would love to go on a double date. Wouldn’t we babe?” Tommy looks over at Evan placing his hand on his forearm. Evan shakes his head slowly still trying to figure out what is going on.

Eddie looks at Tommys hand on Bucks arm and can feel his cheeks getting flustered. He shouldn’t be jealous of that, Tommy is Bucks boyfriend.

“What is the problem here?” Buck finally spoke, he couldn’t stand the awkward heavy unknowing silence going on around him anymore.

“What are you talking about Evan?”

“I like you Buck.” Tommy and Eddie said at the same exact time.

Tommy let out a deep chuckle and made a questionable face towards Eddie.

Eddie visibly gulped and kept his eyes on Buck.

Buck moved his eyes between Tommy and Eddie as it was silent.

“I-i-i-i know you two are together a-a-and i dont want to break you two apart. I just urm…” Eddie runs a stressed hand through his hair.

“Buck how did you know you liked guys?” Eddie asks pleading Buck to talk with his eyes. “Tommy kissed me.” Buck answers. Not helpful but okay, Eddie thought.

“Tommy?” Eddie looks at Tommy basically waiting for his response to same question he asked Buck.

“When i never found actual happiness with a woman.” Tommy replies but quickly realizes that Eddie isnt finding happiness with women either.

“I think you need to leave Eddie.” Tommy suggests. Buck looks over at Tommy with furrowed brows and a disgusted expression.

“This isnt your house Tommy. You cant kick out our guest. You’re the one who invited him over!” Buck raised his voice.

Tommy and Eddie both shocked at his response.

“Its okay Buck. I shouldn’t of came.” Eddie says getting up from the table. “Eddie.” Buck says standing up from his seat.

Eddie stopped and turned around, Buck stood at his spot at the end of the table farthest from the door unable to talk or move.

Tommy stood next to him anxiously waiting to see what happens.

When there was no movement after a minute Eddie opened the door and left. Buck slammed his fist on the table.

“Evan.” Tommy says putting a hand on his shoulder. Buck couldn’t even look over at him he was too angry with him for kicking Eddie out.

Buck snatched away his shoulder from Tommy and heavy footed his way up the stairs so Tommy knew he was mad.

Tommy cleaned up the mess downstairs of the dishes, not of the other mess that got spilled. He tried thinking other of it but seeing Bucks reaction there might not be any cleaning of it.

———

Tommy gave Buck space to cool down after a few hours it was late now, way past bedtime.

Tommy walked upstairs to the bed and sat down as Buck laid opposite wishing Tommy would just leave. He doesnt want to hurt Tommy but after hearing that Eddie likes him new feelings has rushed over him.

“He told you his feelings for you during a very vulnerable time in your life Evan.” Tommy says. “He might not even mean it. Has he even mentioned liking men to you?”

“I didnt know i liked men intill you kissed me.” Evan says. “I can control my feelings. You have been controlling everything else in my life. Let me have my feelings.”

Evan and Tommy went back and forth about Eddie and Tommy being controlling all of a sudden.

“Just get out Tommy!” Buck yells. “And dont come back!”

“Evan, its time for your medicine. You don’t-” Tommy begins

“TOMMY I SAID GET OUT!” Buck screams on top of his lungs.

“I’m not coming back then.” Tommy says in deep controlled voice.

“Good.” Buck heaved out.

Tommy snatched his jacket and keys with anger as he slammed Bucks apartment door shut behind him.

——-

Eddie finished off another beer and added it to the empty pile.

He couldn’t believe he had said that at dinner, what was wrong with him?

Seeing Buck in person just brought out all these unknown feelings and he didnt know how to mask his feelings anymore.

Eddie opened another beer, hes lost count on how many hes drank but it doesn’t matter. He’ll drink as many as it takes to get him out of his thoughts.

As he goes to take a drink theres a knock at his door. Who could that be? He gets up from the couch and peeks out the window.

“Buck? What are you doing here?” He asks when he opens the door. “Tommy and i broke up.” Buck says walking into Eddies house. His voice sounded scratchy.

“Buck im sorry.” Eddie beings to say, he knows hes the reason they broke up. “I didnt mean to say what i said.” But he finds himself staring at Bucks mouth again, his trembling lips.

“So you dont like me?” Buck asks. “Buck….. i-i-i dont know.” Eddie stutters out rubbing a hand down his face.

Buck takes a few steps towards Eddie now standing directly in front of him. “Eddie when you said you liked me at dinner you opened a lot feelings i didnt know i had. And now you’re saying you dont like me?” Bucks voice had a hint of sarcasm in it as he spoke and it sent shivers down Eddies spine.

Buck is so close he can smell his scent and feel the bkdy heat radiating off of him. Eddie keeps his hands to his side even though his body is telling him to feel Bucks pounding chest.

“I said i dont know Buck.” Eddie grinned his teeth his eyes locked in on Bucks.

Buck pushes Eddie back against the door his fingers lift Eddies chin up just a little bit and he tilts his head up placing a soft kiss on Eddies mouth.

“Did you like that?” Buck asks pulling away.

In shock Eddie didnt respond right away, he actually didnt know how to respond to that. He wasnt sure if he liked it.

When Eddie didnt say or do anything Buck rubbed his chin shaking his head. “Guess Tommy was right.” He mumbles.

Instead of asking Eddie to move away from the front door, since he hasnt moved a muscle since the kiss Buck turned and walked into the kitchen to leave out the back.

“Buck wait.” Eddie calls out chasing after him. Bucks hand was on the door knob when he just turned his head a little to listen to whatever Eddie was going to say.

“Please dont leave.” Eddie asks. Buck moves his eyes up to Eddies face and his deep brown eyes and pouty lips looking back at him.

“I-i-i i liked the kiss. Shit. I loved the kiss Buck. I just, i didnt know what to do or say. I’ve never kissed a man or-” Eddie rambled on but when Buck pressed his lips against his again it shut him up.

Buck pulled away and rested his forehead against Eddies looking into his deep brown eyes.

“Dont stop.” Eddie breathed out pulling Bucks head back down to his mouth.

Buck backed Eddie up to the table as the back of his thighs hit the table. Buck gripped the back of Eddies head as he laid him down deeping the kiss.

Eddie smooshed between the hard table and Buck he felt himself in the heat of the moment like he did when he was looking at the picture on his phone.

Out of habit and turned on Buck found himself grinding his hips against Eddies. “Sorry.” Buck apologized getting off of Eddie.

He felt bad about it because this is the first time Eddie has ever even kissed a man he doesn’t want to overstep.

Tommy let Buck take his time, he needs to let Eddie take his time as well.

“Its okay Buck. Its just me.” Eddie says, a little sad that Buck had stopped.

“I’m going to take you on an actual date before we get in bed Eddie.” Buck says.

Eddie blushed but he understood.

The two sat on the couch and talked about the sudden feelings for each other.

Eddie made sure that Buck knew he wasnt trying to cause bad blood between him and Tommy. That seeing him almost die again made him worry about actually losing him and not being able to tell him his feelings.

———-

A/n: i think i got a little side tracked but hopefully this story wasnt too bad. I love Tevan so writing a breakup was kind of sad. But i had unintentionally set up a Buddie scenario in my Tevan story that writting this just made sense.

I had wrote a story didnt like it, deleted it and wrote this one.

[ev-angelie]

Rosekiller muggle au *part 1*

In the summer of 2009, the small town somewhere in London buzzed with the energy of long, sun-soaked days and the promise of endless adventures.

Barty and Evan first met on a warm spring afternoon, where their fathers had just formed a business partnership. As the two men shook hands and discussed plans, their sons exchanged curious glances. Barty, with his wild black hair and mischievous black eyes, was the first to break the silence.

“Hey, do you have the new playstation?” he asked, his voice full of excitement.

Evan, a bit shy but eager to make a friend, nodded. “Yeah, wanna play?.”

That was all it took. From that day on, the boys became inseparable. Every weekend, as their fathers conducted business meetings at the Crouch house, Barty and Evan retreated to Barty’s room, where they lost themselves in the colorful chaos of video games and preteen drama. The room echoed with laughter and playful banter, their bond growing stronger each day.

Evan,was a smaller child, shy and more reserved, in Barty he found a source of courage and adventure. Barty’s reckless enthusiasm and daring spirit were the perfect counterbalance to Evan’s quieter nature. Barty, in turn, admired Evan’s everything. From his creativity to his love for Gta. Barty found in Evan a sense of peace in contrast to his not so calm personality.

Outside of their gaming marathons, they learned to skate together, spending countless hours in the driveway, falling and getting up, each time a little better than before. Evan’s curly hair would swing with each movement, his dark skin glistening with sweat, while Barty’s pale face lit up with every new trick they mastered. With every bloody knee or bruised elbow they felt the friendship becoming something more like a brotherhood.

Their friendship was a haven, a world where they could be themselves without fear of judgment. It was in these moments that Barty and Evan became more than friends—they became brothers in spirit, their bond unbreakable.

Every weekend followed a familiar pattern. Early Saturday mornings, Evan would arrive at the Crouch house, his face lighting up at the sight of Barty waiting for him by the door. They would spend the morning immersed in their favorite games, the hours slipping by unnoticed as they laughed and competed.

By noon, they would take a break, often grabbing snacks from the kitchen and lounging in the backyard. Barty’s crazy ideas often led them on crazy adventures, from building makeshift ramps for their skateboards to imagining wild stories where they were heroes on a quest.

After lunch, they would sometimes venture into town, exploring the local shops and parks, their conversations ranging from dreams of the future to the latest game strategies. Evan’s quiet confidence and Barty’s vibrant energy made them a perfect duo, balancing each other in a way that felt natural and effortless.

In the evening, Evan would head home for dinner, but not before making plans to return early the next day. Sunday mornings were much the same, filled with laughter, games, and the comfort of their friendship. By the afternoon, as the business meetings wrapped up, Evan would leave, promising to be back the next weekend.

These weekends were the highlight of their week, a cherished ritual that brought joy and meaning to their young lives. Little did they know, change was on the horizon, ready to disrupt their perfect routine.

[steelbluehome]

FandomWire

Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson Returning to Marvel Studio to Dub The Avengers is More Special Than Many Fans Realize

This effort is not just another feather in Marvel’s cap; it is a soaring eagle, taking flight for a significant noble cause.

Written by: Siddhika

Reviewed by: Sayantan

PUBLISHED JULY 6, 2024, 6:42 AM

SUMMARY

The Avengers, including Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson, have reunited for a special collaboration.

The collaboration, which took 15 months, showcases the power of cultural preservation and linguistic reclamation.

The team has dubbed their highly acclaimed film in the Lakota language.

At a time when superheroes leap from the comic book pages onto the big screen, forging unbreakable connections with fans of all ages, who could’ve imagined that bringing together the original dynamic cast of The Avengers would be anything less than a smash-hit blockbuster revelation? 

Yet, here we are, witnessing a spectacle that’s more heartwarming than any on-screen showdown—Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson are returning to Marvel Studios to dub The Avengers in the Lakota language, proving that the real superpower lies in cultural preservation & linguistic reclamation.

Garnering insights from the latest scoop & considering the meticulous labor that took 15 months, with 62 dedicated Lakota-Dakota language speakers collaborating alongside Hollywood’s finest, this dub is far more than just a special feature. 

Behind-the-Scenes: The Avengers Reassemble for Lakota Recording

In a move that would leave fans saying “Holy cow!” Marvel Studio has given us something truly special – a new dub of The Avengers in the Lakota language. And what’s even more amazing is that the original cast members, including Scarlett Johansson and Robert Downey Jr., have returned to reprise their roles. It’s like a superhero reunion straight out of our wildest dreams.

The Avengers Are Getting Assembled Again; After Robert Downey Jr., Another MCU Star Wishes to Make His MCU Return in Avengers Movie

The noble initiative of Grey Willow Music Studios & Production has brought together a constellation of stars such as Jeremy Renner, Chris Hemsworth, and Mark Ruffalo, to name a few, for a phenomenal project: dubbing the entire Joss Whedon’s 2012 flick in the historically rich Lakota language. 

With the collaborative spirit of over 62 Lakota-Dakota language speakers, cultural essence didn’t just mimic the original; it imbued it with an authenticity that resonates deeply within the Native community (see X). But how did a casual joke become a visionary endeavor, you ask? Well, Ruffalo is actually credited with starting the project (via ICT News Org).

Watching the latest Marvel video is fascinating, not only because Chris Evans, Downey Jr., and the others are revisiting their characters in a new language, but also due to their efforts that have gone into ensuring that their performances are authentic to the Lakota voice. In a clip, Ray Taken Alive, an executive producer and Lakota translator, said: 

"Our ancestors, they were punished for speaking our language. So, our language, it went kind of underground. It was spoken in bedrooms when the matrons were not there at boarding schools. It was spoken in dark rooms where nobody could hear them but it was still spoken."

That being said, this project is a celebration of language and culture.

Mark Ruffalo’s Contribution in Bringing Back The Avengers

When the idea of a Lakota-dubbed version of The Avengers first came up by the Grey Willow Music sound production crew as a joke, little did they know that it would soon become a reality. With the help of Mark Ruffalo, the dream of creating a version of The Avengers that was truly “By Natives, For Natives” was brought to life. According to ICT News Org, the company’s (Grey Willow) President and founder, Lawrence Archambault said:

"Mark Ruffalo was a huge help in introducing us to Disney-Marvel Studios. When we started talking, we said we wanted everything — our language recordings, translations and our actors – to be ‘By Natives, For Natives.’ That’s our motto."

The Avengers in Lakota on Disney+ has been a hard work of love for many individuals and organizations, including Dallas Nelson, Archambault, Ray Taken Alive, Grey Willow Studios. Their dedication has culminated in a project that will not only entertain audiences but also showcase the rich cultural heritage of the Lakota people.

So, grab your popcorn and gather your friends – this is a Marvel moment like no other. The Avengers are back, and this time, they’re speaking in a language that has waited too long to be heard.

The Avengers’ Lakota language dub is now available on Disney+.

[mvltisstuff]

Hey!, can I get a fluffy story where buck and his little sister (the reader) are just having a brother and sister bonding time. If that makes sense:)

here with me - e.b

summary: y/n finds out her boyfriend cheated on her, so buck helps her get through it

evan buckley x sister!reader

i’ve never written a sibling story so hopefully this will be good!

scrolling through her latest instagram feed, y/n was relaxed in one of bucks living room chairs. she always makes herself home in her brothers apartment. buck was busy getting himself something to eat in the kitchen, so it was just y/n in the room.

y/n had graduated high school and saved up a ton of money from working and different freelance gigs to move out of the small pennsylvania town. she was accepted to one of the best LA colleges.

growing up, her parents barely paid any attention to her as their focus was all on maddie and doug, or buck and whatever he had gotten into. it took her a while to be able to come to her siblings as she had always felt isolated from them. however, after moving across the country to change her life and relationships, she found buck and maddie again. they worked on rebuilding their relationship. because for a long time, she felt so abandoned by buck and maddie as they had plans of leaving together, but never once mentioned it to her. she knew she was too young, but being trapped in a house lacking of love was almost impossible to deal with.

when checking out everyone’s stories, she saw the parties and dinners everyone was having whether it be friends from pennsylvania or from home. she clicked on someone she met in LA, who had attended a massive party off campus. everyone was clearly heavily intoxicated with god knows what, jumping and dancing around.

one particular person stood out though, someone who looked very familiar to y/n’s eye. he was dancing up against someone with his eyes shut, and his lips pressed against the random girls. y/n watched the video as her boyfriend made out with someone she doesn’t even know. she knew it was him. he wanted her to go, but her time with buck was more important than some stupid rager.

“alright! i have everything you could imagine, chips, beer, ic-“ buck cheerfully walks over to his little sister, placing the plates on the table before he notices the broken look on her face. “hey, are you alright?”

y/n doesn’t respond, not knowing what to say. she didn’t know if she should tell him or just keep it to herself for now. she thought about how she was supposed to be seeing her boyfriend tonight, but that was absolutely not going to happen. “y-yeah, i’m fine.” she lies through her teeth, not peeling her eyes away from the phone screen.

“c’mon, y/n, what’s going on?”

“it’s nothing, buck!” she shouts, a little louder than he had. “sorry, i just- can i stay here tonight?”

buck looks at her with a surprised look, she never really asks to sleepover, but he’s excited to have her anyway. “yeah, of course,” he says. “but if somethings going on, i have to know.”

y/n contemplates for a few moments, deciding to tell him before matters get worse. “i think, um, he’s cheating on me.” she starts, tears forming in her eyes. “look,” she points the phone to him and shows her older brother the heart-breaking video.

“what the fuck, man?” buck has a furious look on his face, his eyebrows are crinkled and his eyes shine with anger. “yeah, you’re not going back to him tonight, you’re staying.”

the two stay silent for a moment. buck doesn’t really know how to comfort her, wanting to make her feel better but there really isn’t anything to say in such a shitty situation. buck never really liked y/n’s boyfriend, but he didn’t want to say anything about that know. he didn’t want to rub salt on the wound. “are you… will you be ok?”

“i thought he loved me,” she whispers. “he said so, but it was all a lie. i’ve done so much for him and he does this?”

“i know, but he does not deserve you,” buck comforts her and moves in closer. “he clearly cannot see the resilient, kind girl that you really are and he is not worth the trouble and definitely not these tears. it sucks, and it’ll suck for a while, but you’ll realize that he is nothing but shit, and you will be happier without him. someone who loves you would not do that, y/n.”

y/n looks at buck with sad eyes before jumping into his arms. he’s taken aback by the abruptness of her embrace, but he wraps his arms around her anyway. “thank you, buck.”

“that’s what i’m here for. love you, kid.” he says.

“love you too,” y/n smiles and wipes a few of her tears. “i don’t know where to really go from here, we live together.”

“well, the apartment is under your name, and he has lots and lots of people. he doesn’t deserve you anymore.”

“i guess, but he’s going to put up a fight.”

“then me and maddie will deal with it, don’t worry about him,” buck grins and continues. “he’s dead to us.”

���he’s dead to me,” y/n repeats and nods in response, laughing as the hook their pinkies. as they do this, maddie walks into the apartment, seeing the interaction.

“without me? you’re doing the pinky promise without me?” she says, running over and putting hers in without even knowing what it is. she doesn’t have to, though, knowing that whatever it is, she will always be there for them.

y/n knows her brother and sister will be there for her whenever she needs them. she knows exactly who to call and who’s house to show up to at midnight. buck has been a happier person since maddie and she came to LA. as all the buckley’s are together, they sit in the comfort of each others presence.

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

Evan stood at the edge of his driveway, the summer sun casting long shadows on the pavement. His heart raced as he thought about Jeff Ward, the kind of friend who made even the dullest days feel like an adventure. There were rumors swirling around town about Jeff, whispers of eccentric habits and an unusual lifestyle that made Evan’s mother uneasy. “He’s just different,” Evan tried to explain in his own defense, but his words didn’t reach her.

"He's too weird for you, Evan. I just don’t want you spending too much time with him," she insisted, her voice echoing in his mind. The more she said it, the more Evan ached to prove her wrong. Jeff had a way of seeing the world that was captivating. Whether it was his wild imagination spilling over during their late-night talks about conspiracies, or the way he made art out of the mundane, Evan felt alive in his presence.

“Maybe I can convince her,” he thought, his determination sharpening. That weekend, Evan formulated his plan. He’d invite Jeff over instead—a small step but a crucial one. They could play video games, laugh at silly memes, and he’d show his mom how genuine and normal Jeff could be.

As Saturday rolled around, Evan prepared for their hangout, cleaning up his room, making his mom’s favorite cookies, and practicing his arguments in front of the bathroom mirror. But deep down, he felt the weight of uncertainty. What if she still couldn’t see the essence of Jeff behind the oddities?

When Jeff arrived, his vibrant energy illuminated the room—he brought with him a box of bizarre trinkets from his attic discovery. “Look, Evan! I found this antique music box! It’s haunted, or at least that’s what the seller claimed,” Jeff said with a playful smirk. Evan laughed, enamored by Jeff's enthusiasm.

They played video games, talked, and shared stories, allowing Evan to appreciate the facets of his friend that his mother hadn’t witnessed. As their laughter echoed through the house, he noticed his mom peeking in from the kitchen.

“Hey, Mom!” Evan called out, gesturing for her to join. Reluctantly, she stepped into the room, her brows furrowed. She watched Jeff, who was animatedly demonstrating how to make a makeshift slingshot out of everyday items. Slowly, a smile crept across her face, softening the lines of worry etched in her forehead.

By the end of the day, Evan felt a sense of triumph. His mother may not have changed her mind entirely, but she seemed less inclined to label Jeff as just “weird.” In a world where acceptance often shadows judgment, Evan knew that friendship transcended quirks. As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of orange and purple, he realized that sometimes it just took a little bit of courage to bridge a gap. Jeff wasn’t just a friend; he was a reminder that everyone deserves a chance to be understood.

that was emotionally moving

[yaraaltrospace]

Top 10 Annoying Orange Videos

Some people don’t like Annoying Orange, but for those that do, I wanna make a top 10 of episodes. As far as I researched, besides the channel itself posting a top 10 of episodes based on views, I don’t think anyone actually posted a Top 10 of Orange episodes, and I honestly think it deserves it.

The show created by Dane Boedigheimer, which was intended to be a one episodes thing, grew up to become something beyong he or any of us could imagine. This show revolves, obviously, around the main character, its ways of annoying directly or indirectly other foods, objects and guest stars in the kitchen. Though sometimes a joke CAN be carried for far too long, there ARE some good episodes that show the potential of this webseries and I’d like to show you some of my favorites.

Now, there are various holiday themed episodes, like the Christmas and Halloween themed ones, and certain episodes from Shocktober and Ask Orange series, and of course MANY movie spoofs. These are not entering the list, sorry. I’ll be focusing on episodes that are not part of a series, are not technically spoofs, challenges, or asks to any character. Mostly pattern adventures in the kitchen, other locations and those I perosnally think that used the comedy better. 

NOPE, not using the first ever episode, it’s cheating!

10 - Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind

Yeah, despite the title it isn’t a spoof episode, but it does involve the main idea: Pear and Orange get abducted. By what? Greys? Xenomorphs? Predators? Nope, BROCCOLI! Alien Broccoli! And I’m really sure the short-lived Cartoon Netwrok show took notice of this episode and saw an opportunity there. Really, I do like most of the episodes in the show, so don’t you dare judging me.

Back to the episode, that’s basically it: Orange and Pear are in a spaceship, with alien broccoli planning to dissect them. I just question why Orange seems to LIKE Justin Bieber, but this episode IS from 2010, so it was before we knew who he really is. I also really like the Broccoli Leader voiced by Evan Ferrante aka NotTomCruise. This early episode has a simple premise, the jokes flow properly, it’s good. I really like it.

9 - The Amnesiac Orange

I was torn among this one and The Exploding Orange, but honestly, I think this one has a lot more funny potential. Basically Orange gets hit in the head by a canteloupe and forgets who he is. Then, an apple comes by and trick him into believing he’s an apple. That is brilliant, and a little mean. But then again, he IS an apple.

The casting is excellent, the memory loss scenario is used very well here, and for such a short story, we have quite a lot of laughs. I at least laughed very much at this one.

8 - ZOOM!!!

Another basic plot: Orange takes an energy drink. Just that has plenty of potential, like in the Family Guy episode New Kidney in Town’s beginning. The energy drink that gives the episode its name is voiced by Bobjenz, well known for the voice of Grapefruit. And it might be the pitch, which is actually something well handled by the webseries’ characters, but hearing Zoom’s voice and excitement at his first appearance brings a big smile to my face. 

Also, adding a bit of venting here, in early episodes, Pear’s a lot more patient with Orange. He’s annoyed like everyone, but he still handles it with patience Orange’s hyper boost. Later episodes show Pear as intelligent and often hysterical, and always trying to hard to be something he isn’t. Like, in his extreme challenge videos, he seems to care too much about what others think of him. This early episodes Pear has a good will, patience and doesn’t deny being Orange’s friend, even though he’s annoying. I miss this.

7 - The Fruitbowl!

Orange and Pear narrate to us a Superbowl game and Little Apple literally becomes a part of that game. In Brazil we have the World Cup transmissions, but boy, the Superbowl events sound and look awesome, from the games to the crowd and performances. Heck, Michael Jackson started this trend.

There are funny moments, great slapstick and everyone gets a moment to shine. Marshmallow’s cute show is short but any moment with them is so cute. Please don’t bring up the gender discussion, It was settled recently that they're non-binary. This is a very good episode in my book.

6 - Clam’s Casino

This particular one is among those I hit replay for. A clam and his associates bring up a Vegas-style casino to the kitchen and we watch the Kitchen Crew, as we expect, bet and lose all their money. It’s a cliché, but clichés work when they’re properly used. 

Brock Baker gave a great performance as Johnny Clam, and the jokes are well-written and portrayed. Certainly we’ll think twice before we gamble.

5 - Pickleback

I’m really confused about why people hate Nickelback. What happened? What did I miss? Anyway, this episode shows obviously a pickle version of the band brainwashing food to get pickled despite their song apparently being awful.

And Orange’s annoyance actually manage to save the day for once. This is quite refreshing and enjoyable to see: Orange helping his friends with what he can do. Another video on the replaying book.

4 - Fan Boy

At a certain point, we were and maybe still are all fanboys and fangirls, and when we get to meet our idols in person it’s like a dream come true. Imagine being a fan that’s a fan of the Annoying Orange? 

Fan Boy’s behavior sort of remind us all of how we feel in this sort of environment. He even quotes the fan joke from an episode and how vintage things are. This episode works with what it has very nicely.

3 - Limes

Brad freakin’ Paisley! Really, Brad Paisley comes to the kitchen as a lime to cheer Orange up with a song. Musical episodes are always good, and Brad is really talented. This one reminds me a bit of Excess Cabbage, de in facto first episode of Annoying Orange I watched. So I hold it really dearly to my heart and added it to the replay book.

The song, the environment, the optimistic message, it’s a gem. I so reccomend this episode and this song.

2 - Cookie-DOH!

Everyone in the kitchen hides for Dane’s cooking something and when the oven gets open, a piece of cookie dough voice by Alexa Losey can’t wait to get in, and explains how she wants people to eat her, and the scenarios she often thought about. 

I relate to her with having big expectations and feeling very upset when none of them come true, and reality is a b-word with us. It’s a feeling we all got to deal with and maybe still have to. I call this one a relatable character and this episode a great one on my list.

Before taking a stab at our number one here are some Honorable Mentions:

Best Fiends Forever

Grapefruit moves into the kitchen and Orange and everyone else can’t even. And also a different side of one of our favorite foods.

The Leprechaun Trap

A clever parody of advertising, as you probably seen in SNL multiple times, and on many Youtube viral videos.

Bacon Invaders

Just having Harley from Epic Meal Time means we’re off to a great episode!

Annoying Marshmallow

Unlike Annoying Pear, I really like Marshmallow doing Orange’s job, and actually making everything great and enjoyable for everyone. Really, Marshie, you are the best!

The Land Beyond the Kitchen

A train ride to the title’s world and the promise of the best adventures ever.

1 - Magnet Madness

This is another on my replay book. Orange and his friends are witnesses of a situation between the fridge’s magnets, two of them voiced by Ross Everett and Eric Scwartz, later the voice of the Gaming Grape. I love bullying-dealing episodes of any media, and this one has great comedy, born from the simplest parts.

Yeah, Orange and the others are mostly aside, but they still are a part of that whole thing. This is a very funny, very good written, very interesting Annoying Orange episode. It might not be for some people, but any episode that shows a great way to deal with a bully is a fine one for me.

Do you agree with the list? What is your favorite Annoying Orange video?

[majaloveschris]

Thank you! I think the kissing picture was still awkward, like they definitely didn't kiss properly; his whole body language is so off in that picture. My "issue" with photographs is that they take only a fraction of a second. It's easier to pretend for a moment than to walk around and act like you're in love. What I mean is that for them, posing for a picture is so much easier than doing a pap walk. There are no other people around you, you can retake pictures. I think that's the reason why the Valentine's Day pictures and videos look a bit better.//

To me is very simple. I'm team PR because is so not Chris. I don't really care where or when they took those pics and vids. I look at the facts and see the leak of chemistry for the couple who have been together for almost 2 years now. But most importantly after anouncmemt article and proof in papa walk there is no silence. Just few days before outing he said he wants privacy and to keep relationship for friends and family. Buts that's not what we have seen. Constant article about them and then scary vid and now the Vday post. They have nothing to promote to make me think ok so her/his movie is coming out next week so they posting or been talk about cause they using their relationship for PR purposees. We seen that before with Hollywood couples.

Chris never behaved that way before with anyone he dated so I don't believe it's real. If it was I'm sure it would be the same as before. He would protect it. Maybe post some NYE pic or Halloween pic like in Jenny days with the whole group. She would lovely hang from his neck 🤣 But this thing isn't real for me. It's not what Chris Evans do and you don't change your ways just like that all of sudden.

The roll out was weird too. And not even one person seen them together somewhere the whole time. Zero " I saw Chris Evans with the girl. They were cozy together." It's so inorganic and fake, looks so unhealthy if real, it's hard to believe that. Hollywood needs to stop with this game.

Like Leo DiCaprio 😂 we need to stop compering those two 🤣 Leo is real! He always dates young girls. I would be alarmed if he all of sudden apear with woman his age 😳😂 He is know for his career and dating life is a secondary thing. He don't go and talk how old he is and how he wants a family and kids. But guess who does? 🤡 The Cap persona for Chris is over so he should stop bringing that I want a family shit and just ignore it. Be real man. Wanna hook up? Do it. Some gonna judge, some won't care. If you so waried, be sniky about it. Don't fake date. It's dumb. It's like not attractive at all when you force to do shit and you look like you wanna scream for help and instead of going to the alter with that woman.

Whatever it is for we gonna know in the future for sure. It's gonna pop out and all of us gonna go 😳 oh shit! So that's why 🤣🤡.

Sorry that it's soooo long. Love you all. Ignore the rats enjoy the ride 😜😂

Agree! It's like they do something, and we don't even hear from them for months, which I don't mind, to be honest. The only thing maybe I could've imagined being part of the "we are actually together, but we sometimes just use this relationship for PR purposes" was the NYC pap walk because of WN, but this whole story posting is really not his thing. 

I'm not sure if we will get to know what he gets out of this, but I hope we will. 

[miaumeiw]

CHARATER INTRODUCTION

(with picrew designs because i havent drawn all of them quite yet + slight fictional blood warning + songs I think fit them because tehehehee)

(Picrew link!)

Silas Evans

The main plot follows Silas, after being murdered 5 years prior, he spent his time locked up in a building in the afterlife, for 'protection purposes' as the deities that watched him put it. After unknowingly signing his soul away to Axel. He gets his physical features messed around with a bit, so the humans wouldn't recognize him back down on earth. Axel tries to take his soul early, but it doesn't quite work, as half of Silas' soul stays with him. As his soul split, so too did his memories. While slowly regaining them, he meets new and old friends. He recognizes some of them, but can't just put his finger on who they are.

Milo Sanders

Milo went through a struggle after his best friend (and crush) died, desperately searching for someone to remind them of their lost friend, stumble across a passed out person in their backyard. They took the person in for the time being, said person being Silas. When Silas was confirmed to be good and well, Milo sent him on his way. After a run-in with some heavenly being, later to be known as Erin, they go out searching for Silas, just for Silas to find him first. Milo heavily questioned the newly bloodied state of the man, but cleaned him up regardless.

Kenneth Miller

Kenneth, or often known as Kenny, was called to an odd scene, his best friend and some blood covered ginger. Obviously very concerned, he dialed the police, and Milo frantically had to explain to the police that nothing was wrong. Kenny obviously disliked Silas, creating an odd rivalry. They remain civil for Milo's sake, but the second he's gone, you can bet they'd be at eachother's throats. Despite absolutely hating Silas, he'd do anything for Milo, creating a few surprising truces.

Hannah Evans

Hannah is someone who can think when necessary, but doesn't care most other times. Which gives her adopted father quite a headache sometimes. He still loves her though. Because she reminds him of ???. After a quick trip to the store, Hannah bumps into some redhead who is very confused, concerned, and possibly angry at her sudden idea to go shopping. Easily becoming friends, their relationship ends up growing to a more sibling like relationship. Much to Silas' confusion, apparently they are siblings. Legally. Silas doesn't remember his father much, but his father seems to recognize him.

Erin

A very wholesome being, despite some odd feel to them. Out of the main 6, they're the one that everyone says to protect at all costs, because they seem innocent. Emphasis on seem. A few days after giving some helpful insight to Milo, they bump into Silas, who evidently doesn't know them, but oh, do they know him. Erin is often mistaken for a mortal, despite not being one. After a few events, the others start to catch on that maybe, just maybe, their beloved friend Erin isn't what they seem.

Axel

After successfully signing a deal with Silas, he gets to head back to Earth. Fucking around with mortals appears fun, I guess. After a heavy amount of bloodshed, he retires back to their realm, watching. They pop by for a 'friendly' chat with Silas once in a while, making sure he doesn't get too quaint. A few slip ups happen and Silas starts regaining other parts of his soul, slowly breaking free from Axel's grip.

[evanpetersbuttocks]

He asked for his pictures and videos to be deleted so imagine if someone took for him pictures if he was with or have a gf poor Evan :'(

i can't imagine how embarrassed he was. it wasn't even his party. i don't think evan will have social media anymore. and before this situation it was in question, now even more

[whiskeyncoke-redux]

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#5

Backseat

Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: After a long week with your parents, you get a little antsy and handsy on the drive back. 

Warnings: Smut, semi-public sex. 18+ ONLY Minors DNI  

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It had been a long and slightly frustrating week at your parents’ house. You and Chris were now driving back and you couldn’t wait to get home. It wasn’t that you didn’t like being around your parents, actually you both had a great time with your parents; they loved Chris and had made him feel welcome and part of the family. No, the problem was that you hadn’t had a chance to get a minute along with your boyfriend all week and you were feeling a bit needy.

You still had a way to go until you got home, but you couldn’t stop fidgeting in your seat. You had tried almost everything, singing along to the radio, small talk, reading, even sleeping, but all to no avail. Nothing, it seemed, could stop the need you had to feel him inside you. It had been a week too long for you, and you still had a couple of hours to go.

You were still fidgeting, thinking about what you wanted to do to him when you finally got home, when Chris looked over at you.

“You all right over there?” He asked you.

“Yeah,” you replied. “Just ready to get home.”

“We’ll be there soon,” he said.

You laughed. “You said that like an hour ago. I know we have at least two hours left.”

“Well, you’ve been squirming the whole time we’ve been in the car.”

“Yeah, I know.” You shifted in your seat again.

Chris took one of his hands off the steering wheel and reached over, placing his hand on your thigh to keep you still. It did little to settle you, though. You could feel the heat from his hand on your thigh through the thin fabric of your cotton dress. You sighed audibly at his touch, your legs parting slightly.

“Ooh,” he said with a chuckle, realizing why you had been squirming around. “So that’s what’s bothering you.”

“It’s been a whole week,” you whined slightly.

“Well, like I said, we’ll be home soon…”

You let out a loud huff, then said under your breath, “Not soon enough.”

You heard him laugh softly.

“I don’t see what’s so funny,” you told him crossing your arms and pouting slightly.

He looked over at you. “Oh, don’t pout.”

“I’m not pouting.”

“Oh yeah, then what’s this face?” He asked taking your chin in his hand and rubbing his thumb across your pouting bottom lip, causing you to moan softly.

You looked over and saw his other hand was gripping the steering wheel tightly. Your eyes met briefly and you could see they had grown darker. You knew that look, and you decided to take advantage of it. Taking his hand in yours, you moved it from your face and down between your legs.

“What are you doin?”

“Shhh, you’ll see,” you said with a mischievous smile.

You spread your legs wider and pushed his hand further up until you reached your panties. He could feel the heat through the fabric of your underwear. You felt his fingers tickling the inside of your thigh and then move to swipe over your clothed slit. You trembled, imagining him inside you. You slid down a bit in your seat, so you could open your legs a bit more. His fingers went to move your panties to the side, but stopped; he removed his hand and placed it back quickly on the steering wheel. You felt the car jerk then straighten up. You had almost swerved off the road.

“Shit,” he said. “Okay obviously we need to wait.”

“Hmmm,” was all you answered back.

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#4

Big News

Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: The Reader has some news she wants to tell Chris but is waiting for the perfect time.

Warnings: Smut 18+ ONLY Minors DNI -  Mentions of pregnancy

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You had big news, the biggest actually, but you had no idea how to bring it up to Chris. How do you tell someone something this big, this life changing? You had planned on telling him when he had gotten home, but things got so busy you never had the chance. And you wanted the perfect chance. The moment had to be right.

You figured today would be right. So far you had nothing planned, so you could get him alone and tell him your news. Right when you were rehearsing what to say he popped his head in your bedroom.

“Hey, Y/N?”

You stopped in mid-sentence, hoping that he didn’t hear you talking to yourself. “Yeah, babe, what’s up?”

“Scott’s just invited us to a party at his place.”

You groaned, there went your plans for the day; and you really didn’t want to go out. You hadn’t been feeling well lately.

“Oh, c’mon, you love Scott and Shana will be there too.”

“Yeah, I was just hoping we could stay in today. We haven’t had much time together lately.”

“I know, but it won’t be a big party. Just a few people. We won’t stay long, I promise.”

You sighed and looked down at your sweats and Chris’s old Patriots shirt you were wearing. “Okay, give me a minute to get ready.”

You’d just have to find another time.

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Well, he was right, it was a pretty laid back party. His brother had just invited some of his friends over and you all were just hanging out talking, drinking and eating. It was nice, but you couldn’t fully enjoy it because you really wanted to tell Chris your news. Plus you couldn’t really drink anything.

“Hey, Y/N.” You turned to see Shana standing there, holding one of Chris’s nieces in her arms. “Can you watch her for a sec? I gotta step out and make a call.”

“Yeah, sure.” You held out your arms and the little girl reached out for you eagerly.

You loved kids. Playing with them was so much fun and this little girl was one of the cutest you had seen. She smiled her gummy smile at you and you felt your heart melt. You honestly couldn’t wait to have one of your own.

As you walked around with her, bouncing her in your arms and talking to her, Chris watched you with his brother. He had a sort of wistful smile on his face.

Scott looked over at him. “Okay when are you two gonna start having a family of your own? You’ve been married, what, two years? Don’t you think it’s time?”

“You know I do. How long have I wanted kids? But I don’t wanna push Y/N into something she’s not ready for. Besides you know she’s focusing on her career now and I don’t want to interrupt that.”

They looked up at a high pitched squeal from their niece. You were making faces at her now and you both were laughing in delight.

“Looks like she’s ready to me.” Scott said simply.

Chris didn’t say anything, taking another sip of his beer and watching you across the room, still smiling.

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You were laughing at Chris as he stumbled through the door. He had had one too many beers and he was being silly. You had driven home and listened to him drunkenly babble on about something or other his friends had done at the party.

You were still trying to figure out how to tell him the news you had, when he said something that really caught your attention.

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#3

Together

Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: You and Chris finally have your first time together.

Warnings: Smut (but it’s sweet) 18+ ONLY Minors DNI

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The date had been perfect. They usually were. You and Chris had been out to a nice but casual dinner and then walked around the city, hand in hand, enjoying the coolness that was starting to permeate the air, signaling that autumn was soon approaching. Honestly, you couldn’t have been happier… Well, there was one thing that would make things better.

See, you and Chris had been dating for nearly a year and yet you two hadn’t moved past doing anything other than making out; and while you loved that (his soft lips on yours, the way his hands would caress your body, his strong arms around you) you wanted more.

Really, you felt like you couldn’t complain since he was hands down the best guy you ever dated. He was kind and considerate, he listened, and he was loving, pretty much everything all your exes hadn’t been. With that thought, you decided to be happy and just live in the moment. It would happen when it would happen. Besides you were with him, together, and that’s all that mattered.

“So, what else you wanna do,” he said, squeezing your hand, shaking you out of your thoughts.

You shrugged. “Dunno, you?”

“Well, I figured to end the night, we could just cuddle on the couch and watch a movie?” he looked at you, hoping you’d say yes. He didn’t want the night to end.

You smiled at him, since you were near your place, you decided to head in that direction. “Okay, but I pick the movie.”

“Okay, but nothing too sappy, I’m still not forgiving you for making me watch those Lifetime movies last Sunday.”

You laughed as you took out your keys, seeing your building near. “Oh, please, you know you liked it. You got way into the one about the cheerleaders.”

“Okay, but that one was pretty good. I still can’t believe they tried to frame that girl like that.”

“Devious,” you said, opening the door of your apartment. “But it’s Saturday night, so no Lifetime movie marathon.”

“Good,” he said, as he followed you in. He shed his jacket and headed to your kitchen in search of popcorn and something to drink.

While he was fixing your snack, you went to get a blanket, and change into something more comfortable. You changed into some sweats and a t-shirt, then grabbed the soft wool blanket your mom had bought for you the Christmas before. When you came back out, Chris, who was emptying the popcorn into a bowl, looked at you.

“Hey, isn’t that mine?”

You looked down at the shirt you had put on.

“Yup,” you said simply. You had borrowed it when you spent the night at his place after a party he had had. You had meant to wash it and bring it back to him, but it had slipped your mind… Sort of. Truthfully, you just wanted to keep it because, even though you had washed it, it still smelled faintly of him.

He shook his head and took in your outfit.

“You look comfortable,” he said with a slight tinge of jealousy.

“You could have some of your stuff here if you want,” you told him, taking the bowl from him as he grabbed himself a beer and collected the glass of wine he had poured for you.

“Really?” he asked following you to the couch.

“Yeah, man, we’ve been dating for a year. I know you live like five minutes away, but just in case, ya know?”

“Cool,” he said, grabbing a handful of popcorn and settling back. “So what movie are we gonna watch?”

“Hmmm how about I give you a choice: I got Sleepless in Seattle, Sixteen Candles, and When Harry Met Sally.”

“That’s all you have?”

“Nope, but those are your choices.”

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#2

Skincare With Chris

Chris Evans x Reader

Summary:  You have an interview with a popular magazine, unfortunately your newborn son is too attached to you for you to leave him alone with his dad. So you have to come up with a plan to include your son and his father in your interview.

Warnings: None. 

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“Chris, come get him. I have to start filming soon,” you called to your husband.

Chris came hurrying in the room to pick up the squirming baby boy that was in your arms.

As soon as he picked your son up, he started whimpering.

“It’s okay, little man,” Chris cooed, bouncing him a bit to stop the tantrum that was brewing. “Mommy will be finished soon, then you can have her all to yourself.”

It was no good, however. Soon your son, Alexander, started crying. He always did this when anyone took him out of your arms. Alex was, to put it politely, a big ass mama’s boy. He had to either be around you or see you, if not, he’d start wailing until you were right there. He took up a lot of your time, which you didn’t mind, but you could tell it made Chris a little jealous. Mostly because he wanted to spend time with Alex too, but every time he even went near the boy without you, he’d start crying.

You had to reassure Chris that it wouldn’t last. After all it wasn’t his fault that he had been away during the first three months after Alex’s birth.

“Just give him time,” you had told him after the fifth time he’d tried to pick your son up and he started crying. “He just needs to get used to you.”

Chris, looking crestfallen, had nodded in agreement. But you knew he was kicking himself for not being there.

You hoped that today he’d get some time with Alex. You’d gotten a call from Vogue to do a skincare tutorial video for them. They were doing these during quarantine just for entertainment and since you often modeled for them, they asked you. There had been a poll, you were named one of the top models, and people wanted to know how you managed to get a fresh faced look.

“Y/N, he’s not calming down,” Chris said to you, still trying to rock Alex.

“Okay, okay,” you reached for him and Chris handed him over. As soon as you held your son again he stopped crying and began cooing contentedly in your arms.

“Chris, I really need to do this video. Vogue wants me to do it live today and it’s almost time. You’re just gonna have to figure something out with him.”

“Alex doesn’t like me,” Chris said sadly.

“Honey, don’t say that; Alex just doesn’t know you, you’ve only been around each other for what, a month? It takes time.”

“Yeah, so you keep telling me.”

“And, well, he is a mama’s boy,” you smiled. “You should know what that’s like.”

Chris looked at you. “You callin me a mama’s boy?”

“Yeah, yeah I am.”

Chris chuckled. You had him there, and you were happy to see him smiling again. You looked down at Alex, he had calmed down.

“Okay, little man,” you said to him softly. “Mommy has to do something for work, you gotta go with daddy for a bit.”

Alex just looked at you, gurgling and waving his little fists. You took that as an okay and gently handed him back to Chris.

Immediately he started squirming, wanting you to take him back.

“Y/N,” Chris began.

“Nope, I gotta do this,” you stood and put your hands on his shoulders. “You got this, babe. Just relax.”

With that you kissed his lips and then leaned down and kissed your son on his forehead; then you made your way to the office where you were going to film your video. Since it was going to be live there was someone from Vogue to ask you questions. It would be half/interview half tutorial.

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2,801 notes - Posted April 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had...

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