#imagine!Plo

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Inspired by THIS.

Was I hoping for bullet #3? Yes.

But most importantly, #1.

I NEED ME SOME PLOKIT ROMANTIC COMEDY BECAUSE I NEED ME OVERLY DRAMATIC UNHINGED KIT FISTO AND REALLY, CHILL, "BABE STOP PLS YOU'RE EMBERASSING ME" PLO KOON.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO KISS. I JUST WANT THEM ASJDLKAJSDALKDJA ALL OVER EACH OTHER LIKE THE SILLY LOVEBUGS THEY ARE.

But like Imagine tho:

Kit Fisto jokingly biting his lip all suggestively, squinting and Plo be like 'wtf is wrong with your face'? And Kit just taking his sweet time only to respond with charming wink all "the fact that you're not sitting on it'.

I just want Kit to be like vs Plo:

So I can and heal trauma, yanno?

Sparring session between Plo and Kit where Plo says 'prepare yourself, Master Fisto' and Kit starts to strip and Plo either panics or just shakes his head while rubbing his temples.

Plo having an existential crisis on buying a really nice tunic for Kit but remembers, green fish boii likes to go shirtless half the goddamn time.

Kit getting hit on by men and women alike with a very unimpressed Plo Koon walking beside him. Kit remedies the situation by politely redirecting interested applicants and their incident proposals to Plo Koon, all the while introducing him as his sugar daddy. Mind you, it works — in spite of how conflicted this makes Plo Koon feels.

Kit swooning over Plo for no apparent reason. Plo lowkey loving the shit out of it.

Kit defending Plo with, "just because Master Plo is old it does not mean... blah blah, right Master Plo?" And Plo's just, "Or you could say it's because I... *insert even more valid reason not concerning his age here".

Plo just casually falling asleep on dates or holovid nights.

Plo constructively criticizing Kit for not eating his greens because it feels like I'm eating myself — all the while Kit also mumbling and mimicking Plo to say 'or I could eat you, Kit' — to which Plo would repeat in a calm, convincing way "Or I could indeed eat you if you finish your greens, Kit." — in which is always effective and Kit eats his greens.

The banter would be so golden, I'm probably gonna cry each time they speak like, sirs pls. Plo and his dad humor plus Kit and his charms? GOLD.

And no. I cannot write a PloKit fic because my stupid lil heart can't handle it. All thoughts just ksljdlsakjdlakdj all over.

[chyarui]

Commander Wolffe, no introduction needed.

I had so much fun with his tattoos, if you couldn’t tell. After Fox’s depressing ones and Cody’s cute but simple one, I needed to go all out with Wolfy boy’s tat. Honestly, this man deserves a cool tattoo after having to deal with the torture of interacting with C-3PO. I could FEEL his annoyance through the screen (that sassy fucking eyeroll I swear you could feel it though his helmet)

[stealingpotatoes]

Momma Shaak and Poppa Plo file a marriage certificate on coruscant so they can legally adopt the clones. An investigative reporter finds out about the certificate and does an exposé on marriage in the Order. The 37 times obi-wan has accidentally gotten married on various planets come to light, among others.

This leads to a Debate for the Council. Shaak and Plo vote in favor of marriage so they can keep their clones. Obi-Wan does because he wants to stay a Jedi. Ki-Adi Mundi is canonically married and votes yes. Yoda votes yes to be a troll. Mace votes yes bc he has a headache of the shatterpoints. The rest of the Council votes no and it’s left to Anakin to break the tie. He votes to legalize his own marriage, thus foiling palpatine’s plots.

Of course, there’s an outbreak of marriages after this edict goes through. From Jedi falling for their clone commanders, or an unlikely nightsister ally, to all sorts of likely and unlikely pairings!

im obsessed w this. mainly just the first paragraph but im literally obsessed. it's like a green card marriage but instead of getting a green card its to get your 5 million children human rights

[kateii]

somebody is still writing plo koon fanfictions?:(

i miss him so much and i feel like we forget about him

[dreadfuldevotee]

Alright, burning question for the class: Reading this excerpt from Ahsoka (2016),

This isn't a question of who you ship with who, just who do you think Ahsoka views as parental figures

[fangirlforeversthings]

About star wars children and cool found stones

So kids always tend to bring you cool stones they found and gift them to you and i imagine the jedi masters having collections of stones from all sizes and colors the younglings and their padawans found and gifted to them when they were childs. And they constantly brag to each other how their collection grew and who has the most stones.

And we all know that the younglings love mace, obi wan and plo the most so they are the ones who needed a whole box at some point to storage all their gifted stones (like of course they keep them especially mace is very proud of his collection and plo tends to cry of sentimentality whenever he gets a new one**)

And obi wan has two boxes because he needs one alone for all the stones anakin gifted him. And now that he is adult obi wan sometimes looks at the stones like a father at babyfotos of his child, sentimental at how smol and cute he was and how fast he grew.

*Edit

Plo is the mom when it comes to younglings. Taking care of their wounds and patching up their scratches with band aids (probably baby bantha patterns all over them) and always has snacks for them in his robe pockets and carries them everywhere and they always run up to him for the case they are hungry or when they have a scratch like: "masda bloo look i have an owie"

Mace is the best at playing with the kids. Letting them ride on his back with him crawling along the temple halls on all fours and giggling childs yelling faster mister fluffers (he plays a bantha and has to do the noises aswell). Or playing hide and seek with them and he playfully yells "haaa" whenever he finds one and the younglings screeching and then giggling of joy being heard all around the temple.

Obi is the best for relaxing and slow moments. Like telling tales from his many adventures and they listen carefully. Or telling them goodnight tales. All huddled up around him like his little sheep. Two on his lap, one on each leg and for each arm. (They always fight for who gets to sit on his lap) Some snuggling up at both of his sides. Some sitting on the floor on the piles of blankets and pillows close by his feet. And some in his back leaning against it or piggyback snuggling. They are huddled up together and packed up like burritos in many pillow piles and blankets. And they love to hide in his big robe and cover themselfs up with it or playing with his long hair or his soft beard. And he talks in the softest voice imaginable making them fall asleep fast. He is about one of the only masters in the temple to get them to rest for a slow moment, plo is the other.

**bonus** the wolfpack found out about plo's stone collection and keep on gifting him rocks now. He has the prettiest collection now of gifted rocks from his men. (They collect pretty or rare ones and paint silly stuff like wolf snoots on them and he freaking loves them).

[seeking-elsewhither]

Commander Wolffe in @margindoodles2407 HFSW AU playing the Hurdy Gurdy was something I never knew I always wanted.

I have a mighty need.

[plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows]

every time i check wookieepedia for more kel dor lore I get annoyed at the bit that says the Baran Do became irrelevant after the Jedi started coming around bc like.

a) there is no way the Jedi wouldn't want to like. team up with them instead lmfao

b) the numbers also don't add up. The Jedi have like ten thousand members in Prequel times, from species across the whole galaxy. Even if you scour the wiki, there's only like three, possibly four kel dor Jedi active at that time. Even if we accept the idea that these few are the absolute most powerful force-sensitive kel dor out there, there's no fuckin way a planet/species that can support its own extensive indigenous Force tradition just abandons that tradition, just bc a literal handful of kids in every generation goes offworld to learn from a different Force tradition.

c) the Baran Do also do a slightly different thing than the Jedi - it's basically Force-aided disaster risk/resilience/management shit. The Jedi can't make them obsolete just by existing; they're filling a different need with diplomacy and averting wars and shit. Sometimes their work crosses over, but that's not enough to put them in competition.

So, my headcanon—

The Baran Do don't have the same restriction on 'must be a child to join' as the Jedi do, so they're happy to allow children who get scouted to go off and join the Jedi, on the condition that that child gets the opportunity to come back and train with the Baran Do later on if they so wish. The Jedi are perfectly happy to allow this, both in a spirit of Interfaith Cooperation and also making sure their kids get the chance to connect with their ancestral cultures. So the relationship between Baran Do and Jedi is pretty relaxed and friendly overall.

...At this point, most of the kel dor children who are given to the Jedi were actually brought to the Jedi's attention by the Baran Do, because the Force metaphorically tapped on some Sage's shoulder and went like "hey. This one would do well with the Jedi." And that Sage phoned up the Jedi Temple like "hey could u guys send someone out, there might be a baby Jedi here for u." It's treated like a celebration for both parties, there's a festival and everything. XD

Plo happened to be the Jedi sent out to collect Sha; he didn't know the kid was his niece at that point, but then the moment he stepped off the ship he was Engulfed in a surprise family reunion. His mother, Sha's grandma, is a Baran Do Sage, and she'd requested Plo directly but then kept it to herself, so the rest of the family was equally surprised and delighted lmao.

[sinvulkt]

Pre-OT - Cursed Noodle Vaderkin

Summary: After another reckless stunt, the Force is tired of Vader's antics and transforms him into a small dragon. It then put him on Ahsoka's path.

Era: At some point after RotS and Twilight of the Apprentice  

Characters: Darth Vader, Ahsoka Tano

Main tropes: Non consensual animal transformation (listen, i love that one), Kidnapping your fallen jedi master, Force shenanigans

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Snippet:

Vader blinked. Or tried to. His current form did not seem to possess eyelids.

It did possess a passable set of lungs as well as six working limbs, which most people would have called an improvement. Vader did not. The sudden assault of smells, colors and heat confused his senses. Every few seconds he had to remind himself to breathe, the habit long lost in profit of going along the suit ventilator.

He had been walking in circles trying to get back to Coruscant after his last mission, only for the universe to try to stop him. First, his life support had broken under his opponent’s lightsaber blow. Then, the Jedi he had been chasing had escaped, helped by some rebels Vader had made sure would not come back. To top it all, as Vader wondered if he would die, the ventilator unable to provide crucial oxygen to his lungs, the Force had bent and twisted until it made him into this.

His reflection in water had not been much help determining his species. A porg-sized lizard of some kind, although it seemed to have wings. Vader barely attempted to move them. The additional limbs felt foreign in his mind.

Vader made another step, snarling at the branch who tripped him.

This place was filled with nothing but rats and porgs and banthas. That, and the ship he had seen landing in the distance. Vader was certain he could slither in and steal it. His current form may not have a thumb, but it would not be the first time he used the Force to pilote.

A convor dove at him, its claws scratching at Vader’s armor-scales. His wings raised by instinct as he hissed. The bird should have known better than to challenge a Sith Lord. Vader threw the Dark at it, intending to crush the impudent bird, only for his control to slip and the blow to overshoot. As it happened, all the convor felt was a breeze slightly disturbing its flight. It dove again.

Vader cursed as he slipped under a crevice. Something was wrong with the Force. He could feel it just fine, but his control was barely better than a youngling. It was as if all the midichlorians in his body had shifted. Which, looking at the paws clawing at the sandy earth of the crevice, wasn’t that far away from the truth.

“Morai?” a humanoid called.

Vader perked up. He knew that voice.

“Is anyone here?”

Memories of a young togruta laughing flashed in his mind.

Could it be…?

The convor dove again as soon as it saw Vader muzzle out of his hidhole. Vader scrambled back. That person was dead. It must have been his imagination.

Vader focused on the arrogant creature that dared make him his prey. It felt rather weird for a convor, the Light bending too unnaturally around the bird’s presence for it to not be Force Sensitive. Whenever Vader Force-pushed it, the blow dissipated before it ever reached the convor. His low control wasn’t enough to explain it.

Several seconds passed without the bird diving back at Vader’s crevice. Perhaps the accursed being had finally given up and chosen an easier meal. Tentatively, Vader dared one paw out. Boots blocked his way.

“Morai. What did you find?”

Vader scrambled back, only for fiery skin to descend on him. He definitely did not yelp as warm fingers slid beneath his belly to lift him up in the air. He bit the offending arm, but the stranger's hands held him strong.

“Ouch. You are quite a wild little one, aren’t you?” Ahsoka chuckled.

Vader stilled. His scales flattened as he bared his teeth against the truth. This sight should not be possible.

 Anakin Skywalker’s Apprentice was dead.

And yet, the buzzing bond between them whispered another true as two tattered threads reached for each other to mend. He hurried to pull back his side of the bond, but it slipped away from his grasp. Worse, their skin touching only strengthens the bond’s mending. Vader felt the moment they connected. A shiver ran down his skin as Light burned his inside. Simultaneously, Ahsoka’s eyes widened in recognition.

She held him up to her face level, lekkus twitching as she stared into what he knew must be golden eyes.

“Anakin?”

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Plot Description:

The Force did not wish for its Son to suffer. It waited and waited, but Anakin stayed miserable under the Emperor’s thumb, barely attempting to escape. After Vader brushes with death, borderline voluntarily, the Force has enough. It calls to the rather Eldritch part within Anakin to transform him. Dragon-Vader is on the rather small side. He can be easily lifted and put on shoulders. As a Force-being, Vaderkin is very young, almost a baby. The dragon’s shape reflects that. Would it have been billions of years later, he would have been huge enough to wrap around a planet.

As per the Force terms, Vader cannot go back into human shape until he touches the light side or learns to balance properly the multiple facets of the Force. Dark and Light. Even then, he will never fully be human again, keeping draconic traits such as scales and wings. This might be of great interest to various pirates and slavers, or even to Palpatine whose apprentice suddenly became quite a bit more useful. 

Ahsoka is all too happy to see the crucial blow to the Empire through Vader’s disappearance, as well as to maybe, maybe get her Jedi-Master-turned-Sith-turned-small-dragon back. Now if only she can coax him onto the road of balance.

[firstfirerebel]

Their partner having depression 😔 (SW) [Jedis only]

Warning: mentions of depression

Depressions are not to joke about! It's a confirmed illness/disability, so do not make fun of them!

Anakin Skywalker

He totally blames himself for not noticing it sooner. How you didn't smile and laugh anymore, or how you struggled to stand up in the morning because you had no energy or how you just laid on your bed when he got home.

When you tell him and show him your antidepressants (if you use them), he looks at you and starts to cry in silence.

He feels so guilty.

During the day, he starts to hug you as often as he can to give you the feeling of being loved.

He makes sure that you stand up every day and do your routine, even if he has to drag you out of bed.

Anakin informs himself a lot about the illness/disability and makes sure to do everything in his power to help you out of it.

Obi Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan doesn't blame himself like Anakin does, but he also feels guilty for not noticing it himself.

You showed all the signs of depression. Like not having an appetite anymore or not being able to stand up by yourself.

He's against the fact that you take antidepressants, but if your therapist thinks it's necessary, then be it that way.

In the archive, he reads everything about mental health, depression and how it even starts.

Obi Wan makes sure that you and him do things you like together, like reading (even if you can't remember anything afterward), going for a walk, or snuggeling till you both fall asleep.

Mace Windu

He's speechless for the first time.

He doesn't want to say something wrong, so he stays quiet and hugs you.

Mace makes sure that you have a routine and that you work near him. He doesn't want you to get hurt because of your condition.

He reads some books about mental health and depressions to understand you better.

Because he never experienced it, he's soft but strict with you. You both don't want it to get worse, so it's necessary.

Even though you really don't want to eat anything, he makes sure that you eat at least once a day. Your body still needs food, so there's no other way...

Before you both fall asleep, he tells you that he's proud of you for fighting each day and that you're a warrior

Kit Fisto

He's happiness himself and tries everything in his power to make you smile again, but he soon realizes that it's not that easy.

Kit is also super supportive during the day and praises you for every single thing.

When you feel like everything's falling apart, he's right there and is a shoulder to cry on, even though he doesn't really know what to do.

He also informed himself about the topic to understand you better

Having depression is rough and feels like torture, but having someone who knows and cares is super precious to you and makes it more bearable.

Plo Koon

Call me crazy but I think he had it himself as a padawan...

That means he realized it before you told him, and he already had some plans on how you could handle it better.

Seeing his partner struggling with the same problem makes him so sad, but he won't stop until you're finally free of that issue.

He knows how it feels to have depression and understands you completely.

That also means he knows how to handle it better than the others.

Craving chocolate because of the lack of serotonin? He has already prepared for that matter.

Or having no energy for standing up? Movie day with cuddles is loaded and ready for you when you want to.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Imagine Plo Koon ♥

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

So I found out that Anakin considered leaving the Jedi when he was like, 12, after talking to Palpatine for approximately one shopping trip. When Obi-Wan talked to Yoda about it he said that if Anakin left the order he would too in order to keep his promise to train Anakin.

I need an AU where these two did leave the order and fucked off into the universe to free slaves and cause havoc and inadvertently ruin all of Palpatine’s plans.

Like. Y’all. Please. I don’t have the patience to write this myself. But I’m still tempted.

[starplusfourletters]

okay okay there’s maybe been some power creep in star wars

do not put the quarter in the Clone Wars Has An Unreliable Narrator machine

[bitronic]

i KNOW its pronounced ki-frey but

[redbean-nom]

this is so cute!

but also the 'notes' part of the notes button disappeared?

“Her name is Sha”

Idk, I just thought it was a soft little idea and I had to quickly sketch it out before I forget about it

[plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows]

i badly need a crackfic with bootleg Jedi Trading Cards now lmfao