#plokoon x kitfisto

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Inspired by THIS.

Was I hoping for bullet #3? Yes.

But most importantly, #1.

I NEED ME SOME PLOKIT ROMANTIC COMEDY BECAUSE I NEED ME OVERLY DRAMATIC UNHINGED KIT FISTO AND REALLY, CHILL, "BABE STOP PLS YOU'RE EMBERASSING ME" PLO KOON.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO KISS. I JUST WANT THEM ASJDLKAJSDALKDJA ALL OVER EACH OTHER LIKE THE SILLY LOVEBUGS THEY ARE.

But like Imagine tho:

Kit Fisto jokingly biting his lip all suggestively, squinting and Plo be like 'wtf is wrong with your face'? And Kit just taking his sweet time only to respond with charming wink all "the fact that you're not sitting on it'.

I just want Kit to be like vs Plo:

So I can and heal trauma, yanno?

Sparring session between Plo and Kit where Plo says 'prepare yourself, Master Fisto' and Kit starts to strip and Plo either panics or just shakes his head while rubbing his temples.

Plo having an existential crisis on buying a really nice tunic for Kit but remembers, green fish boii likes to go shirtless half the goddamn time.

Kit getting hit on by men and women alike with a very unimpressed Plo Koon walking beside him. Kit remedies the situation by politely redirecting interested applicants and their incident proposals to Plo Koon, all the while introducing him as his sugar daddy. Mind you, it works — in spite of how conflicted this makes Plo Koon feels.

Kit swooning over Plo for no apparent reason. Plo lowkey loving the shit out of it.

Kit defending Plo with, "just because Master Plo is old it does not mean... blah blah, right Master Plo?" And Plo's just, "Or you could say it's because I... *insert even more valid reason not concerning his age here".

Plo just casually falling asleep on dates or holovid nights.

Plo constructively criticizing Kit for not eating his greens because it feels like I'm eating myself — all the while Kit also mumbling and mimicking Plo to say 'or I could eat you, Kit' — to which Plo would repeat in a calm, convincing way "Or I could indeed eat you if you finish your greens, Kit." — in which is always effective and Kit eats his greens.

The banter would be so golden, I'm probably gonna cry each time they speak like, sirs pls. Plo and his dad humor plus Kit and his charms? GOLD.

And no. I cannot write a PloKit fic because my stupid lil heart can't handle it. All thoughts just ksljdlsakjdlakdj all over.