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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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having the miya twins as your brothers would mean them betting over who’d cry on your wedding first
#babbles.#you’re not even halfway through the aisle but atsumu is already biting back sobs#he tries SO HARD but tears are already streaming down his cheeks#and osamu looks at him weirdly bc his twin is being so dramatic for what ??#you moving out soon to start a new life with your partner ??#you have to remember they were the first men in your life#the first to make you laugh#the first to make you cry#your first dance (you were 4 and they blessed you with songs by destinys child)#you and atsumu raced on your bikes when you were younger and you two were going so fast you went sliding down the hill#explaining the scar on your right elbow#you can cook almost as well as osamu now after all those years of asking him to teach you so that you can impress your now lifelong partner#osamu realizes that their baby sister is all grown up now#and he CRIES#he and atsumu have their arms around each other’s shoulders as they listen to you say your vows#and they forget about the bet because .#they’re proud#so so so proud#CRYING#someone tell me to stop thinking of miya twins x younger sister headcannons#in my head they took it upon themselves to protect and take care of their single mother and baby sister#UGH#im obsessed#(omg and what if . the groom is suna UDHEJDJWKDJS IM PROJECTING BYE)
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I'm not built for watching movies w straight dudes cause I can't say the things I want to say like, "James Bond would benefit from puppy play," "He should seduce a man next," "If I made a Bond film, I'd have him infiltrate a bdsm club as a sub" etc etc.
#man if only i could make the bond movie of my dreams itd be so good....#okay but seriously why am i brainrotted rn w the idea of him engaging in pet play LMFAO#<- mostly cause he is an inspo to my one oc whom this applies to#but like the fact in the daniel craig movies#they're always like. bond! you're so disobedient!!#and they literally put a tracking chip in him in casino royale#what's next. a collar!? i joke as if im not salivating over the idea of it#he needs to be disciplined 🤭🤭#dhfjkfkf sry im so weirdly obsessed with ig the concept in my head of what these movies could be#let me in the writers room!!!#though re this post icl my dad lets me get away with the weirdest comments and sometimes adds to them so.#hes like. yeah sure bond would probably fuck a dude if the job required it#<- says the man who has watched every bond movie on release day since he was old enough#so i am peer reviewed and approved by an expert actually 😌#idek what im saying rn but i had these thoughts will watching some of the craig movies again so.#i must release it into the wild#maybe ill draw it one day djfkkff#tho its more likely ill draw my bond like oc in this way. since shes veering more towards spy these days#or.....my long abandoned AU....#catie.rambling.txt#james bond#<- i enjoy movies for cishet white men only to then bastardize them in my own way
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this was supposed to be a sketch of what ishmael might look like if he grew his hair out post-canon and i blacked out and woke up to this on my computer. help where have the past two hours of my life gone
no tattoos yet because he's fresh off the sea and in nantucket again for the first time since the pequod. i don't think he's happy to be back guys
#hes so <3#character of all time im so in love. in a non-literal non-romantic sense#guys i dont this obsession with herman melville's 1851 whaling novel is going anywhere guys i think its here to stay. guys help#anyways uhh idk ishmael maybe get on some xanax or something man idk....#i do believe he carried that coffin everywhere like a video game character for the rest of his life btw. i just physically cannot draw it#coffins are a weirdly difficult shape to draw. ill keep trying tho dw. anything for my strange little princess my beau my weirdo#hes like the pet i trap in a glass cage so i can watch him run circles#help im on computer and im physically incapable of shutting up when im talking#i need to draw 50000 comics about him i need to write novels. i need him to be real so i can kill him and play with his innards#who said that#anyways#moby dick#ishmael moby dick#herman melville#alto art#firealpaca#'alto didnt you say you were gonna learn how to draw ahab' shut up and look at my 1000th drawing of ishmael being haunted by a living whale#click for better quality. or dont. maybe the real image quality was the moby dick fanart we made along the way
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i have hot italian men on the brain
#this is not about luigi mangione i swear 😭#he just also happens to be a hot italian man#theres this couple on tik tok and their videos keep coming up on my page and the boyfriend is this italian mf that looks like token#and for whatever reason im like obsessed with him rn#ive always had a hard on for token hes just weirdly hot to me okay#luigi mangione#whose that other mf that does the angry cooking videos where he teaches propper pronunciation of italian dishes hes hot too lmaoo#shitpost
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What do you think about gojo ships
I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)
It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)
#satofie best ship#andnajdjskdjksnfksndjdj im sorry im cringe 😔😔#anyways i honestly have no idea#its not even about not liking seeing him with others bc i enjoy seeing other ppls gojo × oc/selfships#i just for some reason dont really vibe with any of the existing gojo ships in the series#weirdly enough if i had to choose one i feel like sukugo is the most interesting one LOL they are so funny with eachother#i feel like in a different life they really couldve hit it off#i feel bad for gojohime shippers sometimes#like i personally dont like the ship but oh my god ppl on twitter are so mean about that ship i dont even know why ???#is it bc alot of them prefer him shipped with a guy ?? or they dont like seeing another woman that isnt them with him?? i dont know#but i see so much hate for it and it makes me sad bc like just move on or mute the account so u dont have to see it if you really hate it#the amount of times ive seen some big jjk account qrt a fanart dissing the ship while also getting more likes than the artists post is craz#why do ppl fight over fake people kissing.......#i remember this one account specifically that was obsessed with gojo but they were so snobby about it and like gatekeeping other fans#and they really hated gjhm and for some reason felt the need to make it into a problematic ship instead of just saying#i dont like this and moving on#but they made this whole thing abt how toxic they actually are bc utahime hates gojo#only to (in the same thread) gush over their fave ship which was nanago#and i felt crazy bc its......literally the same dynamic what#like am i missing something ?????#anyways this got a bit wild but pls be nice to eachother and respect eachothers ships#you dont have to justify why u dislike a ship you can just not like it#no need to turn it problematic
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he's a literal monster TO YOU
he's baby girl to me
#his homicidal rage has charmed me#call me grace chastity#cause im also weirdly obsessed with him#he's just a silly bedazzled ghost to me#yes yes ik hes killed multiple ppl#whatever#max jagerman#npmd#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers
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doodlessss. girl on the left needs a name.
#been a while since i posted art im sorryyyy 😭 i barely draww#dnoodles#my ocs#fisher (oc)#i guess? they're more like. my own self insert in kitchen magic. soo#oh yeah#kitchen magic#i dont usually do earthy grayer colors. i like my eye burning oversaturated colors. but this was a fun experiment.#mkay the girl on the left.#she's a character ive had for years. like since the start of highschool so thatsss. yikes! 5-6 years ago???#eek. anyway she's never had her own consistent story so ive inserted her into a few of my stories.#but she stays pretty consistent. she is a crazy obsessed woman whose husband died years ago. but she keeps his corpse with her at all times#she washes him changes his clothes kisses and cuddles him. he's the reason she's still alive.#she's also weirdly immortal sometimes. she definitely shouldve died a long time ago.#she's looking for some sort of power or person that can bring her husband back to life. and she's willing to do anything to do that.#in some stories she's also a necromancer. but her powers cant bring her husband back. she can only reanimate flesh but it doesnt live again#she's vaguely eastern european or somethinggggg im terrible at naming my characters i can never settle on a name auuu#mkay done . go my minions suggest me names
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I must now ask when YOUR birthday is if you are comfortable sharing 👽
cam we’re twins 🤡
not that you actually should have known that but.
tmank yuo for ascming
#artists on tumblr#hi there#am i allowed to call you camcam#do you even remember me#like at all#not to be weird but#you’re idol material#i won't deny i get weirdly obsessed#with other people#i consider the way you act to be an aesthetic#i want to have it for me#yes im failing at that#lgbtq artist#no art lmao#no art#i love having a twin brother#brother if ur reading this naydelin or however you spell her name called you by he/him pronouns today and she has no idea what u are
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didnt even touch on the sandra lynn stuff int he tags of the last post bcos if i talk about her im liable to explode. get behind me, middle-aged divorced woman proficient in archery
#wasnt around for sy as it aired but ive seen the remnants of the liveblogging and its so foul#the genuine misogyny....#saw someone claim gilear was a better parent than her and i had to turn off my computer#i know we all love gilear and hes been tbh redeemed by comedy where sandra lynn doesnt get that#but like. be serious.#that tonal shift in difference of how gilear and sandra lynn are received is wicked interesting to me#and like pre-emptive disclaimer this isnt Gilear Problematic I Want Discourse. im just thinkin thoughts here#the way fy episode 1 gilear actively left his wife n daughter and calls her a demon even if he doesnt mean it that way#but then fig/emily takes an interest in him and from there hes a radically different character whos just kind of. pathetic.#im hesitant to call it flanderization because initial gilear only got like 10 minutes of screentime before wet cat gilear took the stage#but like. in ep1 both faeth parents are shown as equally flawed and on an even narrative playing field#which is then upset as fig latches onto gilear as a comedic force and hes not as much 'dad with tense relationship to daughter he disowned'#as 'guy the pcs do bits with'. esp in fy he doesnt do much but let fig live in his apartment sometimes#(and if u rlly wanna analyse u could say something abt her basically taking care of him instead of the other way around)#this then rlly impacts sandra lynn! bcos now fig has One tense parental relationship to rest all her angst on#and where gilear gets bits. sandra lynn really doesnt get much spotlight until the prison sequence#and the lack of focus on sandra lynn Is lampshaded in-universe and i like the resolution#and then u get to sy where sandra lynn gets as much spotlight as gilear but she doesnt have his comedic shield#so instead she has the dramatic spotlight and both the story and the characters are weirdly obsessed w her sex life#and yeah i know im an aro autist maybe i take cheating a bit lightly. but its in the same category as the 'zelda is mad at gorgug' shit#shes made a spectacle but because shes not gilear and society has notions about sex she gets judged for it#like something abt gilear disowning fig getting dropped while sandra lynn is scrutinised so much rlly rubs me the wrong way#she is FLAWED that is what THE JAIL EP WAS ABOUT!!!#she is TRYING arguably more than GILEAR but she doesnt have the absolution of rule of funny to fall back on#i go insane. i go insane#post not mentioning jy bcos i havent seen it. once again middle-aged divorced women proficient in archery get behind me ill protect u
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once again thinking deeply abt kevjean biting
alwaysalwaysalways i was thinking about this scene from warmth of your doorways for the entire day yesterday
i think there is something so delicious about them wrestling and biting and being very physical and boyish even with each other!? you know! my favorite kevjean-isms has to be the constant reminder that they were once 12 year olds together chasing after each other in court... a lifetime of being in kevin's peripheral and running after him.... i mean it's really. and then, obviously, they should bite each other about it
#im obsessed w kevin being a big hypocrite. biting jean then complaining when he does it back and calling him a brute#kevin you started this. this is your fault#theyre so [baby we should've left our love in the gutter where we found it] you know#they're so [i'm coming for you and i'm making war]#they're sooo [i don't care what you think as long as it's about me]#i dont know if im explaining myself well but i like my kevjean weirdly aggressive and obsessed with each other#asks#kevjean
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nicolas cage is so funny esp w his latest movies like he's dracula he's in dead by daylight he killed animatronics in a role where he didn't talk at all
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Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)
Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)
#anwyays some thoughts on the au:#thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue 🤭#(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol)#(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) +#(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig)#(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW)#tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme#bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH#mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺#i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig#but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...)#<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!!#but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot#just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!!#also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film#i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!!#also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting#the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!!#well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq#fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him#as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#catie.rambling.txt
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this sort of splitting hairs will be of interest to no one but the way this is structured (like... delivery and word choices for adaptation) makes it sound like in doubt keroro just decided to compliment kururu's work even if he didn't do what he was told (show him the sales) and so he asks again and kururu is like 😅 "it's easy, look!" being nicer because even though keroro is stupid he did just compliment him
from the subs it seems keroro didnt ask the same thing twice and there is no "that's nice, but i asked x..." just a normal follow up question
so that way... this interaction carries differently in ita for their dynamic fjdkjg
#ita dub#now im like obsessed with kururu being weirdly patient with keroro even though he's being dumb. thanks...#in jpn obv the joke is that keroro is telling him to be faster and kururus like dont rush me. which is also a very fine way for it to be#i love both :3
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Trying to design a trans character and can't decide what to do with his chest aside from his scars SO
(Photos and info under the cut for reference)
Grim is a Hexblood Grave Cleric that made a deal with a hag to trans his gender, and she in turn took him in as an apprentice bc she's the last of her coven. He's weirdly obsessed with bugs (particularly leeches) and also he has religious trauma and uses his chaotic behavior to hide his tragic backstory :)
#idk what to do bc on one hand I dont really like the way they look#but on the other it looks weirdly empty without them :/#id add something else instead but idk what#also his goddess is associated with nightshade flowers :)#character creation#character design#poll#im almost done with the initial lineart then I can start adding clothes#usually I wouldnt bother but I wanna show his scars and weird hexblood traits so im doing it all in layers#but this is stumping me :/#im obsessed with him I want him to have as much gender as possible
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"i need to dissect that man" -me about every blonde guy in pjo
#messages from the stars#im like. weirdly obsessed with all of them#in the i need to bite him and eat him alive and dissect him like a bug way yk?
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