#not to be weird but
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quick-attack · 3 months ago
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basically, fox
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ferylcheryl · 1 year ago
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webzazes · 7 months ago
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I must now ask when YOUR birthday is if you are comfortable sharing 👽
cam we’re twins 🤡
not that you actually should have known that but.
tmank yuo for ascming
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orangesodaliker · 1 year ago
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The way I told my watch party Izzy was a freak like that in season 1 and they thought I was crazy. and then hes being tortured and says “whatever you do will turn me on” I CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE
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yeepof · 5 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 4 months ago
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Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.
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plaguedocboi · 7 months ago
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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dutchs-blog · 5 months ago
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Restoring The Smallest Clockwork
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cubistemoji · 6 months ago
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pirateprincessjess · 7 months ago
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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wizardpotions · 11 months ago
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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tothechaos · 10 months ago
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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baobei-bu · 20 days ago
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Clan head!Gojo
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beebfreeb · 6 months ago
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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andhumanslovedstories · 16 days ago
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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