#im watching normal people btw!!!

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

the day i start getting off to loving tender sex it'll be over for everyone

[neccturtle]

Happy (belated) Birthday to the voice actress of some of my favorite characters!!!!!

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[m-kyunie]

The Humanoid Foursome???

[theprinceandthewitch]

I don't think I mentioned this... but in Ashes of Memory, Alice receives a letter from Orpheus addressed as "Eury Lamb"

Lamb is the last name of the man who adopted her and experimented on her. It also serves as a reference to Little Girl's "Source of Evil" cosmetic, which is lamb themed.

"Eury" is a reference to Eurydice. People have theorized "Eury Lamb" is the name her adoptive father, Villhelm Lamb gave to her to keep her true identity a secret. But that's not rlly relevant...

What is relevant is that this makes Orpheus' alias choice even MORE obvious he loves Alice... this mans got romantic interest in her...

People who use that adoption letter as proof that the writers want you to view their relationship as sibling-like are so cringe. That letter is literally the direct opposite of "sibling-like".

Folks missed the part called "context": Orpheus [who was 17 at the time] knew she was being abused at the orphanage and tried to get her out in the least stressful way possible... and he couldn't even adopt her to begin with because the orphanage thought it would be best for her to be taken in by a blood relative. Which was a lie, because they ended up giving her to Villhelm Lamb to be used as his lab rat.

Like idk man... the writers have made it so abundantly clear Orpheus doesn't see her as a sister. That One letter doesn't prove he sees her as a sibling because if they wanted to make them siblings... then.... they would have... ya know, made them siblings... but they don't because.... they're not siblings and they're writing a tragic romance LMAO.

As for Alice, in AoM she calls him a playmate... granted she doesn't know Orpheus and her playmate are the same person, but she remembers him as her friend and not her brother... because.... they were never adopted siblings...

But yeah It's so crazy to think Orpheus doesn't love her... I'm over here losing my mind at That Scene in AoM where Orpheus asks Alice if she could play a song for him on her father's favorite piano.

What gets me is that this scene shows how much Orpheus missed her. He buys everything her relatives sold off so he can rebuild the mansions' interior to how it was when they were children. He also goes out of his way to fix her father's favorite piano. The piano didn't just need fine tuning - it was straight up destroyed during the raid. It was a really, really expensive thing to repair. Even though Alice's father had other pianos, some of which could have survived the raid, he rebuilds the one which holds alot of sentimental value to her... LIKE???

REALLY... You guys really want me to think Orpheus did all this JUST out of a sense of guilt for unintentionally causing the raid? You are rlly gonna look me in the eyes and tell me Orpheus using "Orpheus" as his alias while addressing Alice as "Eury" is totally platonic?

Are u rlly gonna say that to me knowing this official artwork made Norton and Melly wear their Pluto and Proserpina/Persephone outfits while Frederick, Orpheus, and Alice are dressed normally? My brother in Christ... will you rlly look me in the eyes and tell me Orpheus [AND THE BIRDS] holding flowers is platonic symbolism...

THIS ISN'T EVEN SUBTLE LOOOOL

How much more evidence do people need that these two aren't siblings AND they're on a whole romantic journey together...

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

i could draw anything but i decided to draw this. carlo and rocco in 1932 aka my headache

[caffeinatedopossum]

People be like "Wow you're so self aware" like hunny I AM myself? What the fuck else am I supposed to be aware of?

[s1ld3n4f1l]

wilbur soot is so pretty i hate him

[the-acid-pear]

see the thing that gets me about the human centipede is that you're either a normie going to watch a movie and getting scared over nothing of you're a freak whos going like WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?! and like both can backfire bc i cannot stress enough The Human Centipede is such a stupidly tame movie there's barely any blood at all but thing is what makes me be SO insane about it it's that Heiter's actor May He Rest In Peace just put his WHOLE PUSSY into playing him making it such a fucking enjoyable and hilarious movie.

Like you cannot go watch the human centipede first sequence expecting to be scared bc you'll get bored in the first 40 minutes of doomed yuri but you gotta embrace the sheer campiness of it. Nobody cares about the campiness bro. He makes chicken sounds. He makes horrible silly chicken noises. Are you listening to me.

[unusualshrimp]

i would not be so mean about pregnancy if it was a genuine choice and no one was trying to convince people to do it all the time btw. why is "i can't wait to tell our kids about this" a NORMAL FUCKING THING to say to someone on a first date. why won't doctors let you get a hysterectomy because you might "change your mind" why do people automatically assume there's kids in your future if you say you want to get married someday, why is NOT- wanting kids a scary and destructive topic to bring up in a relationship but expected to have them is just the norm????? your first date tells you "i can't wait to make you carry some fucking Thing inside your body for nine months while it eats you, and then you go through a severely life-endangering procedure to deliver it and then I'm not socially expected to take care of it at all so you basically handle everything alone and develop 17 mental illnesses, and I'm assuming that's what you already want and not something I have to ask you about" and this is considered CUTE? AND NOT FUCKING CRAZY? I'll never understand it

[endrimer]

god i just finished season 2 nad that marchig band cover was INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUVKL!!!!!!!! i will scream about it for ages and also in the tags but on an unrelated slash kind of related note. i am soooo scared to start season 3 i need to emotionally prepare myself

[malhare-archive]

Not allosexual not asexual but a secret third thing (attracted to immorality and violence)

[newtness532]

ive watched the one day movie twice, because i completely forgot i had watched it until i started watching it again but i didnt remember anything so i kept watching it and now everyone is talking about the series and again i forgot i had watched the movie until i saw a clip from it and it looked vaguely familiar but i still dont remember what happens in that movie

[sadistpet]

headcanon // about volgin.

raikov adores volgin. loves him so, so terribly much. there is an element of craftiness in just how much he sucks up to his superior, for he relishes in the attention and the benefits and the easy life that's given to him.

yet he does love volgin. truly, madly, deeply. he's good at playing things up, not dumbing things down ( unless it's himself ) and that's evident in just how much he cares for the colonel. never does he lie about the extent in which he loves yevgeny, and oh, does he love. he hangs on every word that comes from his mouth, waits with bated breath every time he moves. his heart and his face burn every time he can get a smile, or even a laugh, from his darling. ivan is one of obsession, of neediness. he's constantly hanging around his lover, whether obediently following along at his side, or quite literally hanging off his arm like a lovestruck high schooler, and any time spent away from each other makes him want to be sick more than any amount of gorging. as silly as it sounds, the thunderbolt-emblazoned thong that clings to his soft hips is almost a comforting reminder of his beloved's ownership, his presence, his love.

it's somewhat evident in just how clean his skin is. tatyana, scarred and bruised, and ivan, always appearing porcelain and perfect no matter the roughhousing.

and on the topic of tatyana, ivan cannot stop himself bubbling with jealousy at the mention of her. if he had it his way, why, he would be the only lover of the colonel. he's aware of just how unreasonable a request it is, and besides, he's not exactly exclusive himself. but it's a secret dream of his, hidden deep and stifled and only bleeding through the cracks of his pretty façade when he lets his envy boil for far too long.

he's inconsolable after volgin's presumed death. near drowns himself in his own tears, almost dehydrates when his eyes run dry, screams his throat raw and rips out his silken snow curls in wispy handfuls. he can't even bring himself to fight back when he's finally brought to justice for all his abuses of power, when he's left to rot in some jail cell in the back of beyond, at the mercy of those he'd once treated as prey in his little sadistic games.

what would be the point ? nothing would bring his zhenya back, and that's all he wants.

[proteuus]

What is your new diagnosis asking for a friend (You don't have to say if you don't want)

can you believe they made manic depressive bipolar disorder from hit tv show taking over the asylum a real thing

[luxusdollhouse]

Hello gay people as i have been appointed second in hand for Matt’s au (i just started handing him tlou shit and he just started taking it) i am taking the bullet and talking about it vaguely in public. Thinking about ira teebeeaych. The recent ep of tlouhbo show has like ruined my brain process and now im like OUGHGHGH IRA FUCK FUCK FUCK literally pain and suffering on planet earth. I need ira to go insane and crazy.

[kijosakka]

looking at chronically online internet discourse is so fun and fascinating actually. i want to put these people in little glass tubes and study them