#im watching his police arc and its just so perfect

[alexcharmsyou]

i need carl gallagher in my life

[slasherholic]

i always think how is Asa so well-versed with weapons n shit like he can perfectly throw knives, he has a--IS THAT A FUCKING AR-15?! he is literally strapped, would never caught him lacking-but it makes me wonder where tf does he get this shit cause aren't you a professor sir? long ago i read some headcanon written by someone (cant remember the name :( ) that he mightve been in the military or ex-military before he decided to do his bug study shit and the idea doesnt seem too far fetched since i feel like it can explain how he was able to obtain his weapons (armory?) and probably set up traps

and the way he treats his dogs, so well trained, like a police dog

i love asa sm its just so curious to think of his backstory or just how bug dilf got trained or some shit

thoughts? im super curious what you think!

I LOVE MAKING HEADCANONS ABOUT WHY HES SO COMBAT TRAINED

The gun, I’m pretty sure he snagged it from one of the mercs he killed? It took me tons of watches to pick that up but I’m PRETTY SURE he took it off the body and stashed it downstairs (I could be totally wrong I’m sorry) but either way he’s not an excellent shot with it because he emptied the whole magazine and didn’t manage to kill anyone LOL

But watching him use that knife for the first time DROPPED my panties in an instant, he’s SO TALENTED WITH IT 😳😳😳

I can see him being ex-military! Maybe he went in for four years immediately before or after college? Anyhow my favorite explanation for his hand-to-hand skills is that in his late twenties - late thirties, he travelled extensively abroad doing field work for the company he worked for and during that time, he took quite a few self defense and combat classes for peace of mind, because he and whatever nerdy little team of entomologists he was traveling with were carrying some pretty expensive equipment, and his ego couldn’t handle it if they got, y’know, robbed at knifepoint.

Additionally, still purely in headcanon territory, Asa was able to hone his combat skills in the years preceding his collector arc because he’d already been kidnapping people for years. Nothing close to the scale in the movies, and he didn’t usually kill his victims, (I like to think he did this abroad too on vacations and such so he wasn’t bringing it home with him so to speak,) but he had about a decade of practice handling combative victims before the events of the franchise, so he knows his way around a knife very well (and also how to execute the perfect sleeper hold :v)

[buttterknifeee]

All of the Batfam’s toxic traits hc

its a joke its a joke its a joke-

Bruce

literally has no concept of money and is unintentionally rude about it

“it only costs 1k what are you poor?” “...yeah” 

he is the bourgeoisie what more can i say 

Dick

is a healthnut so he may say out of pocket things about your appearance

hey, the fat around your chin is gone now did you work out? 

THERE WAS FAT AROUND MY CHIN???

or like “hey youre eating a lot of chips there buddy”

had a police officer arc :|

Jason

will name his guns and baby-talk them

jeremiah day a FANTASTIC job today didn’t he? aw yes you did yes you did

has listened to the ben shapiro podcast like 3 times 

at least once was unironically

no im not saying hes a conservative but yk

Tim

relates to scott pilgrim

Damian

will critique someones art without them asking

Damian: the lines are rough, the coloring is streaky, and there’s no message or intent conveyed in this piece

The 3 year old whos trying to draw pikachu: D’:

is the type of person who would ask someone what grade they got on their math test just so they would ask him too and he could say that he got a higher grade than them

Steph

screams randomly

when she gets control of the living room tv she’ll play a reality TV show like keeping up w the kardashians or somthing

she also hasn’t been designed with any type of purple in her hair thats pretty toxic me thinks

Duke

ok not that toxic but see this headcanon 

he’ll have earbuds in his hands but will play his music out of his phone and just hold it up to his ear

Cass

Will be walking behind you and accidently step on the back of your shoe

sometimes it will be on purpose

will go on her phone while you talk to her

Barbara

will critique a film as your watching it and tell you that the books are so much better

“don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee”

Alfred

alfred has no toxic traits. alfred is perfect

[dabihaul666]

New 'round here. You say you love all villains..even AFO? Yknow cus he's like..bad. Stinky bad man. Bad.

Love Spinner though, thoughts on him?

ON AFO:

''stinky bad man'' its ok anon we can use our big adult words here. CORRECT. I do love ALL the villains.* I appreciate afo as a villain! his fight with all might in camino ward was GREAT, very exciting to watch. afo even was taking over shigaraki's body or whatever for a bit?? who was supposed to be his like perfect heir or whatever? I can't say I love this most recent manga update though... it kind of seems like hori is changing his motivations and they don't make a whole lot of sense. idk i havent read it yet tho just the summary lolololol. but without that part he's just a good old fashion big bad evil villain!

this new thing where like, villains are ''too bad'' to be liked or appreciated is so silly to me like. ok so u want lackluster villains that never go too far or do TOO bad of things? you always want them to have a deeply traumatic childhood sob story? would that make what they do okay? re like - people compairing shigaraki and dabi and todoroki shouto and overhaul's backgrounds.

how on earth would bnha world keep spinning without afo? ''you know he's bad, right'' is so.... lol weird to me. like yea thats why he's good.

ON SPINNER:

tbh i like spinner! i just don't think he has what it takes to be a villain! i was always rooting for ''redemption arcs'' or whatever you want to call them for spinner and twice.

spinner's still really different from the rest of the league. ive said it before but he wasn't down for going against police in the chapter 160 highway chases. the anime glossed over it but spinner was demanding answers from shigaraki when they were fighting machia! when the league took over that mansion belonging to the anti-heteromorph cult!! he believed in stain's ideals the longest out of the league!! i think he should totally guide a movement for heteromorphs i love that for him, but im just not convinced he would have to stay with the league/liberation front for that, and i think they (plf +afo) know it! the plf needs his fans to stay relevant after they lost like 100k of them members, afo likes to make everyone do his bidding, i think both of them are trying to stroke spinner's ego a little bit, make sure he knows they find him a valuable asset u kno what i mean?

so i like spinner i just never talk about him bc he's not..... really evil enough. he doesn't appeal to me personally. he's kind of coming into his own but he was WELL out of his depth when he first started tbh. like also with magne, i would classify her as more dedicated to the league than spinner because she was ready to throwdown life or death instantly against some random dude. tbh idk how old spinner is but he just seems young sometimes, which yknow maybe because he was a gamer neet due to heteromorph racism and stuff in his ? smaller town? iirc. he was way in over his head and that really kind of cemented for me when i grew to love some characters more than others if this makes sense.

BUT WELCOME to around here anon!!

if i come off as hostile or talking with too much hyperbole or extremism its bc i have been here for a very long time and put up with a fair(unfair?) amount of things lol. my main goal is to mind my own business making bizarre and niche aus for myself and maybe like a few other ppl and friends with my evil little meowmeows. if they haven't killed someone they probably dont interest me too much :p

[dashboardcat]

season 2 finale, baybee

Interesting choice to open with the closing credits. I suppose it does a better job setting the mood for Ibuki's death, but I personally feel like with everything else this ep could have covered they maybe should have just done a cold open with no credits.  Even though I still feel like this season didn't do as great of a job characterizing Ibuki or the rest of the Shishigumi, I still feel like Ibuki's death still had some weight to it.  Until Free started gloating, that is, he delivery there didn't seem quite right.   Louis' reaction to watching his new dad die was pretty much spot on tho

As for Riz and Legosi's showdown, idk, maybe it's because Beastars has never really been about the action for me, or maybe it's because the whole point is to show how one-sided this fight is supposed to be,  but the whole thing sorta fell flat for me.  Even the moth scene, which I was really excited for, just kinda... happened with no buildup.  But they did leave in Lounge-gosi, tho, so that's good.

I feel like in the manga, it was easier to ignore Riz's motivations as "lol that's fucked up" but here you can almost feel for him. 

Seeing Louis cry legit made me cry... is VA was really giving his all this ep.  And did any of the anime-onlys see Legosi eating Louis' foot coming? (one minor nitpick, at one point it looks like Legosi is grabbing the wrong foot) I'm not sure how I feel about the meated-out Legosi effects, tho.  They're really leaning into the shonen anime thing with the spikey hair lmao.    That doofy grin after he wipes the blood off his face? Perfection.

Haven't done any digging re: whether or not season 3 is confirmed yet, and honestly its hard for me to say if I really want it at this point.   While obviously they did everything to tie up the end of the Riz arc, I still feel like where we're left with regarding Legosi and Haru's relationship wouldnt be appropriate for a series finale.  On the other hand, it's not like that ever gets tied up in the manga, either.  While the manga from hereon out has a lot of great things yet to come, it also has A LOT of problems as  executive meddling tried to turn the series into something it wasn't supposed to be.  On the other OTHER hand, im a simp for Melon, and, frankly, he's such a stereotypically perfect anime villain the studios would be fools to not take advantage of all the money they could make off of him.  (On the other other OTHER hand, the easter egg last episode might mean that someone at the studios already knew it wasn't  going to happen, so they threw him in there as a consolation prize? I could go in circles like this for hours at this point yall)

But as I predicted, "You're not trying to reduce me to a flashback character, are you?" didnt make the cut, nor did Legosi not being able to stop licking the blood off his face in front of the police.  I mean, I get it, I guess.  They're both too funny for what's supposed to be a serious moment.  Although the fight is almost immediately followed by Legosi telling Haru he's gonna drop out of school, and her threatening to dump him, so so much for that I guess.   I suppose what is funny, tho, is Riz thinking about how Legosi and Louis are the perfect carnivore/herbivore duo, then cutting Legosi and Haru's rocky relationship. Legosi just go back to your boyfriend this isnt that complicated

The site I watch on didn't have the "bonus scene" so idk if that means that uploader just didnt include it or if it didn't happen at all? Again I only heard about it from one person and I dont know what his source was so im not especially disappointed. 

Ultimately, I feel like this season did I really good job of adapting and, in some ways even expanding, Legosi's arc, but at the cost of sacrificing Louis'.  They spent a lot of time earlier in the season setting up (or, rather re-introducing) the murder mystery plot, and added the bit with the gym clothes thief to make Legosi's detective skills seem less like they came out of nowhere.  But I can't help but feel like all that time they spent dragging their feet building up to Rokume (who, yes, anime-onlys, really has nothing to do with anything after her one scene) could have been better spent fleshing out Louis and the Shishigumi.  (Although, to be honest, it may be because i was sort of rushing to get through reading it all, but im actually starting to doubt just how "well developed" the Shishigumi were at this point in the story, and then got flanderized into the lovable goofballs we know them as later on...)  Sure , Legosi IS the main character, but the dynamic between these 2 means that Louis deserves more time in the spotlight too. 

ugh... im gonna have to start reading fanfiction arent i  

[hyphypmic]

HypMic: BNHA

Anon asked: How about the characters being students/teachers in Boku no Hero Academia as a part of the universe? And please, take all the time you need, honey.

Well well well, let’s go

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Let’s get one thing straight first, all TDD members (with the exception of Ramuda which I will explain later) are part of the top 10 heroes, Jakurai being the closest to number one followed by Samatoki and Ichiro interchanging every once in a while)

Ichiro

He wouldn’t be a teacher I can tell you that

But he would have his own agency

And honestly, he probably did graduate from UA, but one of the top of his class and is like really known

And he’s in line to being the youngest top pro hero

As for quirk… he’d basically have the hypnosis mic quirk where he would be able to summon speakers, hypnotise people n destroy their minds with music

The downside is though that

Anyway, yeah the Buster Bros Hero Agency is really out there booming you know

Omg the buster bros would be related to Present Mic because he’s Hizashi Yamada but he’s more of a cringe uncle than anything but he did take care of the bros when they were younger… but Ichiro was basically still had the whole Ichiro Yamada arc n all

Im pretty sure he became like an official pro hero after he graduated, but a young hero long before that

(Ok you know the buster bros + hizashi Yamada need a post of their own)

Jiro

Ah well, like in my past post, he would have the same quirk as Ichiro (summoning speakers, hypnosis with his voice, using hypmics as an extra tool to control his quirk etc etc)

Wants to become like his big bro obviously, but kind of on the reckless side

Would be a year above Midorya and the gang (so I guess 2nd Year), but he would be friends probably with Jirou because no doubt both having music quirks makes things interesting

Also a delinquent holy fuck like, troublemaker tm hahah

Anyway, he helps out with present mic and with his brothers sometimes take over the radio show because why not

But he and present mic get into the biggest shouting matches because why not

Ichiro is the strongest out of the three n doesn’t really need a microphone to amplify his voice (but of he does use his mic goodbye)

Jiro prefers to use the mic because he aint that confident yet, but he’s more skilled in like arts and stuff so his costume designs are lit

Saburo

Wants to be like Ichiro obviously and the quirk runs in the family

Except though that Saburo as a first year in the hero course in UA, is gifted also in gadgets

So even if he has friends in the hero course, you can probably find him hanging out with support course people because inventing and tinkering is his jam

And hella smart, with like midorya levels of strategising and Momo level intelligence

Also bumps heads with Bakugo a lot but has a good healthy respect for him

Anyway, he’s the most quiet out of the Yamadas and is most of the reason why Ichiro decided that when he was old enough (like what, 17-18?) he would get an apartment somewhere else away from Mic’s place so that Saburo would be able to be quiet in peace and what not

Likes using the fucking mic because he feels like he has more control and his mic is totally decked out so it’s awesome

Samatoki

I don’t think he would be a teacher like, he would be a pro hero and he has a squad (he refuses to call it agency but it really is

I think he would be more vigilante vibes and tbh his quirk would be some sort of fire quirk, not like an endeavour kinda thing but more of like a fire bending thing where there literally has to be flames (even the smallest spark) so he could make it more n stuff

Which is why he always has a lighter and cigarettes

Literally, do not piss him off while he’s smoking

And of course he and Ichiro are fighting for like a slot on the top hero ranking thing, but mostly they have this petty rivalry

But he and Ichiro are actually friends its just… well maybe not a Kacchan-Deku kinda level but something that used to resemble that and now is a p solid brotherhood

He protects the weak and all that, but he has that of course Samatoki attitude that just happens to go uwu sometimes

Jyuto

Would probably still be in the police force except with like a quirk

Which tbh I think he’s an invisibility guy but not like hagakure, kind of like the invisibility he can control

Because looking n basing this a bit on my past superpowers post, he would be invisible

But the catch has to be like he has to hold his breath so he could sneak around

And he would prefer to work with the police, but his go to call guy is Samatoki (because tbh, with all the trouble Samatoki personally goes searching for, jyuto won’t run out of a job)

Anyway yeah, invisibility is pretty fucking amazing because h can search for info (as long as he doesn’t run out of breath) and sneak where he needs to sneak

So covert operations always work out for him and what nit

Riou

I think he would like teaching, but he’s more of a combat training and strategy more than anything

I personally think he wouldn’t have like a super powerful quirk, like he wouldn’t have the explosion quirk or a sound quirk, he would just be kind of like Captain America where he just has an enhanced overall physique which helped him with like the army and what not

But the thing is, he’s honed his body to near perfection, enhancing the strength and speed that was enhanced with him to begin with

And he uses tools and support items to his advantage, like metal knuckles or weapons or guns or whatever honestly, he knows what to use and how to use it, which is what makes him very, very dangerous

Gets along with Aizawa because he’s very cool under pressure

But lord god, them sparring together is such a thing to watch

Ramuda

Okay he wouldn’t be part of the top 10 because he’s like not that interested in that kind of thing

He would probably be content doing his own thing, having a fashion line that rivals best jeanist

But, he would be really famous, but for some reason never on the top 10 pro heroes thing because I think he would love to take over and be known in a different way

Like yeah he would save people when he encounters it, but not necessarily like go on patrol and whatever, he would have his own agenda

But anyway, yeah his fashion line would be really hawt and whatever

As for his quirk though, he would be a shape shifter like really, I can see Ramuda just kinda designing clothes while being a talking cat and whatever

He’s limited only  moving objects, so he can’t do still objects but he can do for example cutting scissors

But they can never be completely motionless that’s the catch

Gentaro

He wouldn’t really be a pro hero or a teacher, im sure he’s content with being a writer

Because okay, his quirk which would be like writing where his imagination never runs out and he can even control the pen so that he just has to say what he wants to be written

Or even think of what wants to be written

Like he could close his eyes and imagine scenarios and the whole story unfold before him and the pen would be able to articulate those thoughts

The downside is that it depends on his vocabulary and knowledge, so gentaro has to study too

If he were to teach though, he would teach literature in any school or just a freelance class in which he would allow his students to imagine and write properly

Dice

Ah his quirk would be luck, except it never works when there’s money involved

And he unfortunately has a gambling addiction

Like he could just persuade people to give him items, but the dumbass really just loves money and this is why he can’t afford nice things

Anyway, his luck quirk makes him extremely safe, so for some reason he’s good at stunts and running and parkour

And why his shit (except his money) never gets stolen

He has gentaro as a friend because the author just so happened to be writing on the bench in the park where dice stays

Well, he would be a hero, but kind of a small time kind of guy where he helps out… but sometimes with incentive because he’s broke af

Literally nothing can hit him (unless it’s money or coins or gold… just anything valuable really) so he’s pretty fine

Jakurai

Telepathy I mean, fuck hypmics and amplifiers, his amplifier is his mind

Im sure he can also mind control and plant images that seem so real

Like yeah, his way of attacking is using words and rap, but literally it’s a silent fucking attack where you think you’re being overwhelmed with sound but it’s really just Jakurai

And he’s powerful enough that he can create hallucinations

And the scary thing about the doctor is that he’s good at close range combat or hand to hand without his quirk

Like he was an assassin or a hitman or whatever, so he knows that you cannot always rely on your quirk

The catch with him is that he has to be completely silent or at least stay out of the hearing range of the people he’s attacking so that he could use it

But once he uses it, he can get as fucking close as possible and stab you from the back (but remember, he don’t need his quirk to kill)

But right now, he’s happily teaching at UA and helping out recovery girl

But seriously, Jakurai in battle is such a wonderful thing to watch and you’re gonna learn so much from him

Oh yeah, and one of the top pro heroes obvs

Doppo

I see him having telekinesis, but like it gets amplified the calmer he gets

Which is hard because he’s always anxious, so when he’s anxious he loses control, but it’s weak

Its stronger when he’s calm

I think he would be a teacher, but like for a regular subject like accounting or whatever

And he would be bullied a lot for his you know being Doppo, but if you mess with him when he’s in a calm angry spell, good luck to you

He can though save lives because that’s what people with powers do, have certain responsibilities to save people who are weaker

Gets along with Jakurai because the doctor sometimes plays music in Doppo’s head to calm him down which is always cute

He actually gets a calming thing made so he can focus his telekinesis, but his anxiety sometimes overrides it

Hifumi

he can make people hallucinate… however the downside to this quirk isa that he has to drink alcohol beforehand

Like he would always have a flask with him and he has to be high tolerance because the amount of alcohol consumed correlates to how strong his hallucinations/illusions would be

Like it wouldn’t matter how well the person he’s attacking can hold their alcohol, it’s all up to him

He would teach with his best friend boyfriend doppo and would constantly smell of alcohol

Aizawa gets from him a lot

Anyway, yeah that’s hifumi’s quirk, but his part time is also running a club because that’s what he loves doing

But yes, still afraid of girls so he wears his fucking suit to UA and… it’s really chaos if you put Present Mic, All Might and Hifumi in the same room

[impatientpacifist13]

watched some more episodes, have some more of my & dads Thoughts

how the FUCK does toph beifong end up the chief of police, what?????

I wonder whether the whole bending vs nonbending tension has always been a thing, or if aang ended up creating that environment somehow? I think it'd be really cool to see aang not be a Perfect avatar

where was katara during that whole flashback sequence?? you'd think they'd make sure to have a skilled waterbender who knows how to bloodbend on hand when dealing with a presumably crazy- powerful bloodbender

dad firmly believes Asami is going to end up betraying the group, I'm hoping she gets to have a zuko-esque "time to choose which side I'm on" type arc

we both agree that all the weird relationship drama is annoyingly unnecessary, please just let a boy and a girl be friends ffs

also don't @ me but amon (that's his name right? the head equalist?) and his chi-blockers are like. annoyingly overpowered.

like one thing atla did really well was showing that all the antagonists were human, and just as susceptible to indignity and embarrassment as anyone else, and korra,,, doesn't do that.

getting a little tired of literally everyone being completely helpless, all the time, to these guys

overall lok seems to take itself very seriously which doesn't make it a super fun watch. not to say it isn't good or even great, it's a perfectly compelling and entertaining show in its own right, but it doesn't quite capture the charm that atla had.

not enough Bolin, hoping he gets to have some character development outside all the relationship drama

I am saying once again: who thought training the avatar before they were 16 was a good idea, I just wanna talk

I'm going to restrain from giving an opinion on whether I think lok is better/worse/on par with atla, mainly because a) im not even a full season in yet and b) it seems to be doing its own thing, so I'm just gonna wait and see where this goes.

watched the first episode of the legend of korra with my dad yesterday, some takeaways:

I refuse to believe tenzin and katara weren't awkward as hell around korra the first couple years, like that had to have been a Thing

how the fuck does the daughter of toph "pulled a long series of scams in the fire nation while she was actively wanted," "champion of presumably illegal underground fighting ring," "invented metalbending because Fuck You" beifong end up to be the Ultimate Narc???? what?????

my dad is delighted by the fact that the show is so unapologetic about naming the hybrid animals. like, it's not a polar dog, it's a polar bear-dog. Legendary behavior.

I know aang wanted korra to be protected or whatever, but I feel like he should know better than to let the avatar be trained early, considering that the monks tried that with him and it Did Not End Well. like aang, my dude, what???

I will say that facial expressions are On Point

also the whole interaction between korra and the non-bending rights guy was golden

so far I don't really get why some people hate the show so much??? it seems pretty good

(btw if you see this please do not take this as an oppurtunity to spoil anything, like even just a "oh just wait until this episode" I want to go into this as blind as I possibly can thx)

[camelely]

It said a lot about "Blue Bloods" what kind of show "Blue Bloods" is that for many seasons that the most recurring antagonist wasn't a serial killer or a mobster but an African American preacher. I know crime dramas usually lean right-wing, but that was just egregious. I honestly stopped watching because I got sick and tired of Frank *always* getting his way, and *always* being right and everybody else always being in the wrong.

I think I liked the fact that the reverend was a real person. I think since I agreed with him more than the main characters I thought the arc was interesting. Most crime shows set up a villain that can be killed and no one bats an eye. Blue bloods set up an antagonist that had more to say than the protagonist. I do understand it wasnt necessarily a good portrayal, but for a right leaning show it felt different, and interesting. PIus they have become so much more right wing since the trump era. Its interesting to see the effect he has had on all of pop culture since usually music is super political but this era its tv shows and movies. 

There was an episode where Eddie got an African American partner who was normal for a few episodes. Then they revealed she steals from crime scenes and Jamie had to do something about it. Then replaced her with a white female partner, and since the actress is really busy we dont even get to see her that often. I think thats the most angry ive been at the show. They had the opportunity to an african american female police officer patrolling minority communities and showing how diversity in the police department can help mend the broken relationships, and instead they made her a criminal because thats what the old white women who watch the show want to see tom selleck and good white people rising up...

 I agree with you on the Frank stuff though... I know the idea is he always does what is right and he does listen to other people (like his staff never his family) like in the last episode when he listened to Abigail but the character has gone from a leader who is trying his best in a difficult position to being his figure that can do no wrong and while before it seemed like he did care about the community now it seems like he only cares about himself and proving to the people that there is nothing wrong with the nypd that everything is perfect and they should just fuck off. if i had to pick something to describe his show currently it would be all the characters are blue lives matter activists who genuinely believe blm is the problem. IDK why i still watch, probably because i like watching shows with different perspectives than mine and I hate leaving a show without knowing how it ends... but this has become the fox news of tv shows and Im not sure how much longer ill watch