#im useless <3

[critterofthenight]

another day spent doing nothing but scrolling my phone listening to music and imagining scenarios

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

context <3

[aftg-rot]

thinking about the "perfect court" again. honestly; just how fucking unstoppable it would be, if they had riko, kevin, jean, nathaniel and andrew?! it would be GENUINELY terrifying.

[solargeist]

thinking abt a hero au where Martyn has glitch powers and Grian is a villain who thinks he's doing good

[hellspawnmotel]

terranigma, a cool game

[aurorangen]

Travelling from the big city all the way to the English countryside to solve the missing lettuce case. Bless this old lady!

Transcript:

[Noah holds in his laughter and avoids eye contact with the old lady while Renee, looking down, is too shocked to speak, Like the team leader he is, only Darius keeps a serious face and continues the questioning] Darius: Excuse me, Ma'am. Please could you repeat that for us? [very confused] What exactly happened?

Carla: I woke up and brushed my teeth. Put the kettle on for a morning brew. Ah! Do you fancy a cuppa dear? Darius: [politely declines] We are fine thank you. Ma'am, could you skip to when you found out? Carla: Of course [thinks back carefully] I'm devastated to say someone has stolen my prized possession.

Carla: My giant lettuce is missing.

[cosmobrain00]

GUYS !!! GUYS !!! when I tell you I literally JUMPED out of my bed when I saw this I MEAN IT !!!! the wonderful n talented @motherthroat decided to draw my mike from my little fic series "I know the end" n my particular vision of him in the beginning of the second part "It's Still Raining" and I !!!!! literally acting unhinged abt this I love his art soso much + many other things as well, n if ur a fan of the series I hope ur abt as insane over this as I am🫶

[popping-greenbean]

EVERY DAY !!! i FACE OFF against my ANXIETY !! and EVERY! DAY! i LOSE !!!

[ask-the-sagents]

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[thirstyvampyr]

Took the picture then threw it out because I can’t write straight and it pisses me off

[screechingfromthevoid]

the thing about Cyrus is that he's supposed to be likeable. Cyrus Wyvernwind is supposed to be that himbo npc that is funny and charming and gets you attached. I don't know what it is about him but I don't buy it. Not that I think he's faking it. I know he's profoundly stupid.

I just don't think he's charming enough. I don't think hes sweet enough. I don't think he's fun enough to justify everything he put people through.

He shows up, scaring the shit out of Dorian. He's trailing Bells Hells (badly) to the point that everyone was on high alert. THEN he asks for Dorian to separate from the group. While they're on a stake out. While they know someone's trailing them. And Dorian goes, putting everyone even more on edge, and himself in danger. Then he has the audacity to be bitchy about it.

And I don't know if I'm remembering wrong? But he's not even happy to see Dorian? Like he doesn't give him a hug. Hes not stoked to see his brother after so long. Hes defensive and guarded. And Dorian is forced to know that his brother followed in his footsteps, badly, and now has a bounty over his head bigger than anyone's ever seen.

He then proceeds to be the fall guy AGAIN because he was so desperate to prove himself. So desperate to fix his mess himself.

But Cyrus does not seem grateful for everything his brother and his brothers friends have done for him. These are people who could have turned everything around for him. For the bounty, for the connections they had to Hexum. Cyrus could have been a part of Bell's Hells. He could have become another important member to the team. They could have all been family.

He makes a bigger mess of his life and then drags Dorian down with him. He drags Dorian down with him and he doesn't even seem grateful. He seems embarrassed, ashamed, sure.

Instead he was too proud to let his brother help. He was too proud to let his birth family help. He fumbled and failed and he never learned.

Abria said at the top of the Crown Keepers interlude that he was still level six because he never learned a lesson.

And I think that's what gets me about that mother fucker. He allegedly wanted to do this all on his own. He wanted to fix it himself, right? BUT HE NEVER LEARNED. HE NEVER GOT STRONGER.

Dorian and the crown keepers went up seven levels. They kept up with Bell's Hells. That means they were doing dangerous shit to survive because they were on the lamb because of cyrus and he didn't do a damn thing to help. This man didn't even do anything during the heist. He didnt join in at all. Even when they were all 6th level. He was just as capable as the rest in that moment and he didn't do shit.

Then he didn't improve. He didn't get stronger. He didn't do anything remotely helpful for months. When most of this strife started with him.

So now he's dead. After everything Dorian went through to save his life. After everything everyone did for him.

Dorian is adorned in gold and has a weight on his shoulders that should have never been his. He is left with a feeling of failure because he could not save his brother. His brother who did not try to save himself. He could have been such a prize. A prince who came back so much stronger and worldly. To rule as a king well and true and fair because he had seen the world beyond.

So Dorian will return that heir. Because his brother was not fit.

[fizzlehead]

if i could see all my friends tonight

(an homage to riverdale's many friendships set to one of my favorite songs)

[sidoopa]

im trying to put together proper design sheets for artfight............

[ichijokaoru]

i feel so so so normal (lying) about them i wanted to draw them being cute in all 4 colours

signature refers to my art exclusive sideblog, @magentameows

[nectar-cellar]

i decided to get out of cas and actually try some gameplay.

we saw ponytail lady dina caliente jogging past our neighbourhood so i made my sim henry go and introduce his cute charming self to her. he was just about to get his flirt on when dina just... walked away while he was in mid-sentence. she saw our starter house and immediately said no 😭

so then the welcome wagon stopped by, consisting of travis, liberty and summer.

romance in ts3 is notoriously easy so i decided to make henry flirt with all 3 of them. after all, we need to get started on his romance aspiration! i made him introduce himself to each of them, then i spammed the flirty interactions.

as it turns out, romance is not easy in ts4. liberty and summer both ended up turning down his flirts and they both got the "embarrassed" moodlets afterwards. but at least their romance relationship bars with henry had a tiny bit of progress...?

travis, however, was absolutely not here for that gay shit. he rejected every single flirt interaction and then he just looked at henry like this for the whole time afterwards.

henry got so embarrassed he had to go and give himself a pep talk in the bathroom while the 3 of them just sat awkwardly in the living room. bro struck out 0/4 today 😭

now how am i supposed to slut him out in willow creek when he has zero game whatsoever 😑🙄

[socks-wizard-money-gang]

Everyone irl is mean to me luckily I can count on tumblr dot com to be nicey to me