#im too lazy and cba

[achilleslyre]

someone needs to make a video edit with obito with that song thats like “i’m untouchable, untouchable” or whatever it is

[vault81]

went ahead and used the fallout oc sheet on Marie and Sullivan!

[student-in-nightraven]

hii, could i rq a matchup with anyone from obey me, twst or kamisama kiss? ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)

im a bi girl, 5'3, intp-t 4w5 + aquarius, id say im some kind of ambiverted like 60% awkward-reserved-anti-social introvert and 40% chaotic, rambly, all over the place, once i start i dont stop extrovert?? depends on my mood i think (˘∀˘) for some random traits i'm erratic, eccentric, conscientious, creative, empathetic, unserious, sarcastic, not a team player and definitely come across as strange to literally anyone not used to me

hmmmm some hobbies i have are baking, writing, editing and arts + crafts (drawing, painting, making my own random stuff like candles, soap, stickers) - very practical very fun 🧝‍♀️ i also like gaming when i have time which is basically always bc im lazy and hate work, i leave everything last minute and procrastinate so much bc i and i'd rather be doing what i want instead of boring stuff 😒👎 it all ends up rushed and low effort unless im passionate abt it. probably why i'm also never on time but that's also bc i love sleeping

if i had to pick a label for whatever my style's supposed to be {bc i just dress in whatever looks good tbh} i'd say a hybrid of grunge and indie maybe💪😘 i take pride in my dress sense actually i think its gojus (μ_μ)

i have collections/mini collections of a couple things - plushies, crystals, stickers, bracelets and i keep anything and everything people might give me, i've done it as long as i can remember, like not even gifts just if someone gives me a rock or a piece of stationery or origami etc it'll be in my possession forever i'm too sentimental to get rid of anything, i have so much scattered everywhere it's unfunny 🧍‍♀️ i think my love languages are physical affection bc i love closeness altho im crap with emotional stuff but words of affirmation and mushy fluffy stuff can be pretty neat {even if it's embarrassing and awkward xox} + gifts bc i love buying myself stuff and receiving presents, i also like giving them but i feel like i'm spending too little or too much or compare it to what they give back to me and feel like it's not good enough or what they'd want bc i'm usually either too stingy or spend too much and think too much + feel bad when it feels like i don't give back to people as much as they give to me in any sense?? | (• -•)|

i love purple, literature, rock/pop/dance/techno music, space, halloween, history, things that smell nice/scented stuff, philosophy, nature, horror, psychology, fantasy, sweet/sour/salty foods, and animals {especially my bunnies ofc, my pride and joy <3} so im working towards becoming a vet bc im good w science and i'd definitely rather look after them than humans bc i am not a people person i'd fail miserably xox

i don't like ppl who are ignorant or inconsiderate bc they're annoying and punchable, my family, the ocean bc it's scary and doing embarrassing stuff which tbh is basically everything smh

anyways i tried to condense whatever i could think of LMAO but i cba to do anymore 💀💌 thank u!!

The Kamisama requests always make me happy:')

I match you with..

..

...Mizuki!

The most gentle and sweet lover in the whole world.

He matches you like CRAZY, soulmates real;

Loves being chaotic with you, getting caught up in shenanigans and being lovey dovey with you;

He just randomly snuggles up to you whether it's in his snake form or human form, if snake form let's out occasional cute bloops that you die for, he also does the cute snake yawn, he knows it's cute and he's doing it on PURPOSE;

I hc that mizuki is great at portraits and has painting sessions with you in which you 2 paint in peace and show eachother the piece;

You teach him how to properly bake so that he doesn't drop lizards in almost everything you bake-

"but-but it's for good luck:("

"Mizuki, no"

He encourages you not wanting to work and lazes off with you, if for no reason Tomoe comes over he annoyingly comments on how as your familiar mizuki shouldn't encourage this but who listens to him;

Spends mornings sleeping in with you, if you have to go to school he'll just transform into his snake form and accompany you there!

Loves your collection of crystals and other things, so he finds the most beautiful crystals just for you♡

Loves your bunnies and cradles them in his hands, your basically a family, your bunnies have a dad now;

So in all he's the perfect match for you, the most peaceful and loveable relationship ♡⁠˖

Thank you for the request dear annon! May you have a wonderful week<3

[dollarbils]

this isn’t meant in a rude way or anything but pls make a masterlist or navigation pls i cba to scroll through your entire page 😩

love your writing though

i swear it’s cominggg im just too lazy

[omgeto]

Do you answer ever ask? I tried asking something the other day and now im worried I secretly offended you when I just asked about something Geto related 😭

IM JUST LIKE CONFUSED WHY HE WENT EVIL??

Like it seemed to me like it just boom happened??

Is it because toji had no cursed energy and killed riko so then he was like “all no curse users must die!” Or was he just kinda like sad boy gone bad?

Like I am a lost bitch cause I don’t understand what happened?? Maybe im just like dumb idk

Im still new to the fandom but im like so lost on how this happened- like man went from “we must protect to weak!” To “fuck this village”

And OBVIOUSLY THE TWINS PLAYED A PART!!

But even then it feels like that was the final straw ?

IDK IM JUST CONFUSED WHY JE WENT VILLAIN

can someone give a reason as to why suguru became evil as im too lazy to do it. even tho im currently writing an exes to lovers fic with villain geto so I cba to do it here. so I enlist someone else to tell the anon.

[brawlcloud]

rly was convinced packers would be a bigger part of my life when I first realized I was trans lol

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

okay so while I’m talking about vibey lyrics, I give you All The Things You Hate About Me, I Hate Them Too by Jamie Lenman for Geralt:

I'll process and reject 'til I've got no one left

and

I've got a kind of code That everyone must observe And if I die alone Maybe that's what I deserve

And from Personal, also by Jamie Lenman, for Yennefer:

When all my little whispers They vanished into nothing Like reaching in your belly And coming out with stuffing I'm looking to the heavens And screaming, "Come and get me!" I could have been an angel Oh, if they'd only let me

[boring-lesbian]

guess who has a two english essays due for tomorrow and cba doing them?? guess who has a science test tomorrow and cba revising?? guess who has a history test tomorrow and cba revising?? guess who has an RS test on tuesday (today is sunday) and cba revising??

me.

(and probably all students if yall look at your timetables...)

[wwounu]

Guys please help me get motivation by sending seokmin + hoshi’s recent selfie or anything relating with seokmin it is importanT

[diamondsandvelvet]

vaginas.. all they do is leak

[annavysoul]

Hi, sorry if you don’t like anon asks I just don’t think plp need to see my account, thinking of deleting but anyway I need to ask I found these psychic readings on here about BTS members and I just need to know are they good people? Cos all I’ve read now is bad: tae is money and fame obsessed and chooses his friends based off of their status, jungkook loses friends a lost cos he’s stingy with money and is controlling, jimin sounds like he is the worst partner you could get, completely controlling and Yoongi is lazy and takes from others etc. I know I shouldn’t really care or idk take all of this to heart I mean I’m never gonna meet them or be a part of their lives but multiple people have said the same things and they have become my comfort so I guess I just really need to know if they are good people or not? Be brutally honest and if you cba to answer this then that’s ok! <3

-G

Hi nonnie🥰!! i love anon ask, comments, memes, literally everything lol don't worry about it💕

Tbh i'm always wondering the same thing🤔🤔 i've recently been binging yt shorts (don't call me old, tiktok is too young and i feel so bad ignoring my friends dms when i just want to see funny reels lmaooo) and this came up. Obviously it got me thinking ngl, im not saying all readers that has a bad reading about a member are bad people, but we don't know who is behind the cards/tumblr, if they have really good intentions, if they are taking good care of themselves (mental health and other issues), we can't know cause in the internet everything is possible!! i really can create another blog, put a cute name and just post kpop tarot stuff like readings that i just came up with, take a cute picture of the cards i choose and boooom post it and get the notes and likes.

So we really need to take everything we see online as a little grain of salt, like literally entertainment, as headcanons, fiction almost.

I've been really busy with life so i didn't even look in the hashtag (i don't have time to read a fanfic in AGES!!) so idk whats going on, but i remember a time when ppl were talking about tae's future spouse that the first one would be money hunger and they will get married cause status sooo i can say that those rumors hasn't change! i guess i didn't miss a thing lmaooo jk but wow, im really interested about jimin tho!! like he's a libra, how they could be the worst partner?? and yoongi lazy?? idk like this is all sus djnjcnjdn how he is lazy if he is part of the most famous boy band (rip 1D) and they have to dance, im sorry, but im not buying that lol i suck at dance, all the latina fuego doesn't exist in this body, im clumsy as hell and learn a choreography isn't easy, i suffer, and he has to dance they say he is lazy? also he produced songs?? how is that lazy?

[itshallieween]

writing: the brain process

me: finally i have an idea for a story! i like this one too, i cant wait until i eventually have a rush of inspiration and write half of it in an hour then forget about it because laziness!

my brain, the ultimate buzzkill: well actually all of the characters are blatant ripoffs of people you know and you dont even have a plotline yet

me: damn ur right for once guess i'll never write

[deadontheinsidebut]

HI BABY you already know what i look like but its ok i shall give you more pics because you are ✨speshul✨ and i love you uwu (also sorry for the spam idk how maNY IM SUPPOSED TO SEND RIP BUT OK—)

i’m 5’3 aND A HALF and i’m blind as shit so i gotta wear glasses 💀💀 i used to have contacts but i ran out and i’ve been lazy to buy more LMAO i got three levels it’s either i put 100% effort (small tops and pretty skirts, nice pants, dresses), 50-60% which is more causal (jeans, nice tops) or 0% bc i cba to dress up (hoodies, oversized shirts, shorts) 😌😌 i’ve explored other styles too (dont ask me why im kneeling on the floor in plaid pants HAHAHA) but i dont buy them cuz im literally broke (BUT I THINK THEY LOOK NICE) ok enjoy my gross collage bye and also i love you mWAH ❤️

also this is what i look like without glasses sO

ok bye fr pls bleach your eyes after this HAHAH

—ANGEL’S 600 APPEARANCE MATCHUPS

[closed]

HELLOOO SOPH MY CUTIE PATOOTIE I LOVE YOUUU thank you for participating in my event 🥺🥺 you’re literally such a precious bean I just wanna hug you tight MWAH 💖💖💖I hope you like your appearance matchup! Just hear me out okie hehe @animatedarchives

I think you would look good with....

—Yuzuru Komaki

Doesn’t he look like tsukki with konoha hair? ANYWAY LMAO I think the two of you would have homey vibes and probably dress each other up super cute

Also he’s just super pretty and you’re so pretty so🥺🥺 not to mention I think your features would complement each other well

—Shinso Hitoshi

Radiates the vibes where you don’t really feel like they’re pretty until you look closely and you’re like “wow... they’re stunning😍”

I could probably see the two of you shopping somewhere and him complaining that he doesn’t wanna match “plaid pants with you” but you convince him to take a mirror selfie in it anyway LOLOL

[pickledh]

i can’t remember who tagged me but i’m bored and this shit is fun

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you want to know better.

1. name: i don’t fucking know at this point

2. gender: what

3. star sign: capricorn

4. height: mentally? 7’9. physically? 5’2 mind your damn business

5. time: almost 1am

6. birthday: 90th November 12761

7. favourite band: im listening to a lot of arctic monkeys rn so then ig

8. favourite solo artist: either wilbur soot or johnathon coulton

9. song stuck in my head: shampoo bottles by peach pit

10. last movie: rewatched scott pilgrim vs the world

11. last show: the great i think

12. when i created this blog: march 2020

13. what i post: an array of shit idk. it’s like a pick n mix

14. last thing i googled: dream merch adjskdn

15. other blogs: nah it’s all here baby

16. do i get asks: asks are like fucking diamonds on this blog. i get one every blue moon

17. why i chose my url: same one i use for everything and i like magpies. they cool

18. following: 1032 last time i checked

19. followers: 382 of y’all. crazy

20. average hours of sleep: 2. that’s not even a lie

21. lucky number: 22

22. instruments: i can play guitar a little bit (acoustic but i’d like to learn bass) and kinda keyboard but not v well

23. what i’m wearing: i just got dressed up for a tiktok so a cool outfit i’m too lazy to describe

24. dream job: a casino/strip club waitress

25. dream trip: amsterdam or a roadtrip through italy

26. favourite food: im craving chinese food rn

27. nationality: british but a quarter southern african? pretty sure it was africa

28. favourite song? changes all the time but rn it’s everywhere i go by hollywood undead bc it gives me the confidence of a drunk frat boy at a party

29. last book i read: ketchup clouds by annabel pitcher

30. top 3 fictional universes i’d love to live in: 1) stardust (y’know. the movie) bc that shit is SO COOL. everyone is petty as fuck AND THERES C A N O N GAY SKY PIRATES. 2) the umbrella academy FOR THE CHAOS ALONE. 3) a series of unfortunate events bc EVERYONE is attractive in both the movie AND the show

ngl i cba thinking of 20 blogs to tag so whoever sees this, just fucking do it you know you want to

[benhardyisdaddy]

What A Time - Part 6

MASTERLIST 

(HI omg okay so im sorry if i repeat gifs for certain chapters im just so lazy and cba to find more UGH okay anyways i hope u like this part, this story has gone crazy since the first chapter and im loving it?? im such a drama HOE UGH anyways ily BYEEE)

Word Count: 1,760

The drive back to the hospital felt like forever to Roger. Brian drove them all as he stared out the window the entire time. The moment he saw you again at that party was the moment he realized how badly he had messed up when he let you go. He was stupid for choosing anyone over you, because you are the one he needs. He lost you once, he will do anything to not lose you again.

Roger looks over to Mary and watches as she’s deep in thought. He knows she doesn’t want to be a part of this. She had too stopped talking to him after what he did to you. She didn’t want to trick or lie to you, just to make Roger feel better. But she does know how happy he use to make you. So maybe that could possibly happen again. You could finally be happy.

“What’s that?” asks Fred, staring at a box in Roger’s lap. Rog looks down and smiles.

“It’s a bunch of pictures of her and I. Little trinkets that I saved. Movie stubs, concert tickets, stuff like that. Thought it might help.”

Mary looks over and her heart softens a bit realizing that even though you were gone, Roger had kept every little thing he had of you. He catches her eye and she quickly looks away. He frowns and looks back out the window, holding the box close to himself. The car ride dragged on when eventually the bright blue hospital sign comes into view. 

Brian drives through the large parking lot and finally finds a spot up close. They all jump out and look up to the building. Mary hurriedly walks towards it, leaving the boys behind. She didn’t want to wait any longer. She wanted to see her best friend. She wanted to know if she remembered her or not. The boys had to jog to catch up to her. She walks and presses the elevator button, waiting a moment before it opens up. They rush into and roger presses floor 3. It slowly rises up and they all exit. Roger walks to the front desk and smiles a nurse.

“Is y/n y/l/n still in room 308?” he asks.

The nurse looks behind him and at everyone else. She raises a brow and grabs your file and begins reading. She shakes her head.

“She’s out of ICU. She’s on the second floor, room 210.”

Roger turns and they all run back to the elevator. The impatiently wait for the elevator again and go down a floor. They all rush off and walk back up to a desk where another nurse is sat.

“Hi, I’m looking for room 210.” says Mary, walking in front of Roger. He takes an awkward step back and watches her.

“It’s down this hall, last door on the right.”

You all say thank you as you rush down the long, narrow hall. The room number 210 comes into view and everyone pauses. Roger takes in a deep breath and looks to Mary. Her jaw is tensed and her eyes are watery. Fred slides his hand into hers and she looks at him and sadly smiles. They all slowly walk to the door, but freeze when they hear voices on the inside. It’s you talking and a man.

“I think she’s talking to the doctor.” says John, listening.

All of a sudden you laugh loudly as does the man. Roger’s brows furrow as he shakes his head.

“No,” he says. “That’s not her doctor.”

He brings his hand to the door and pauses before gently knocking on it. You laugh loudly once and it makes his heart full to hear it. How badly he’s missed your laugh. He smiles when he hears you call out to them.

“Come in!”

Mary looks to Roger and they give each other a nervous look. He slowly opens the door and all of them peer into the room. You’re sat on the bed, sitting all the way up this time. You’re smiling and the color has come back to your cheeks. The swelling on your eye is still bad, but the bruises everywhere else aren’t as dark as the last time he’s seen you. You look at the group of people staring at you and awkwardly smile, sitting up more. You wince and the man on the bed reaches for your arm and helps you. Roger watches him and frowns a bit. Who is he? Mary takes a step forward and smiles.

“Y/n?” she asks, sniffling a bit.

You look up to her and nod. She was hoping you would call out her name and be excited to see her. Instead, you waited for her to continue.

“Do you remember me? It’s Lucy.” she says quietly.

You narrow your eyes and slowly shake your head.

“No, I’m sorry. Were you here earlier?” you ask.

Her chin quivers as her worst nightmare is coming true before her. She shakes her head and a few tears spill down. You look at her nervously and then to Roger. The man sat on the bed watches all of them silently, just as confused as you are.

“I remember you tho.” you say. Roger’s head perks up a bit. He smiles and takes a step inside the room. Brian, Freddie and John follow behind.

“You were here yesterday.” you say. His smile once more falls.

“I’m sorry,” says the man. “How do you know y/n?”

Roger looks at him quickly and anger and frustration builds up inside of him.

“How do you know y/n?” he asks, rude. Mary places her hand on his shoulder to calm him down.

“I’ve known her for a few days now actually.” he says, looking to you smiling. You blush and smile back.

“Before the accident?” asks Fred, finally speaking up. The man nods.

“You all look so familiar.” you say, studying their faces, mostly Fred’s.

“You remember him, but not us?” asks Roger, sounding hurt.

You freeze and aren’t quite sure what to say to this man. You look to Max and slightly shake your head.

“Maybe you should come back later.” says Max.

Roger’s brows furrow and he tightens his fists.

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“Well how do you know her?” asks Max, getting irritated.

“Roger, let’s go.” says Brian.

“I’m not going anywhere!” he says loudly.

“Who are you?” asks Max, standing up.

“I’m her boyfriend!” yells Roger.

You freeze and stare at him wide eyed. Your boyfriend? Max looks to you and all you can do is stare at Roger, your mouth slightly parted.

“Roger,” whispers Mary.

“I don’t understand. I don’t know you.” you say quietly.

Roger closes his eyes and shakes his head.

“You should leave.” says Max again.

“I’m not going anywhere! Y/n, look,” he says holding up the box. “I have pictures of us!”

Your head begins throbbing as you take in all of this information at once. You stare at the box and go to speak.

“And this is Brian, Freddie and John. They’re like your second family! And this is Mary,” he says looking to her. She awkwardly smiles and looks down. “She’s your best friend!”

You look to her and shake your head just as there’s a loud knock at your door. You feel tears spill down your face as you start to get upset with all of these accusations about the people around you. Your door opens quickly and in walks your doctor. He freezes as he looks at everyone in the room. He looks to you and notices you’re crying and look almost scared. He frowns and looks at Roger.

“Mr. Taylor, what exactly are you doing?” he asks, upset.

“I just need her to remember.” whispers Roger.

The doctor frowns and looks to you. You’re staring down at your hands, not wanting to look at anyone.

“You should’ve asked me before bringing everyone here. Do you not realize how difficult this subject is?” he asks.

Roger slowly nods his head and looks back to you. You’re looking at him, but quickly look away. He looks to Max, scowls then walks out of the room and stands in the hallway. Everyone follows him and they all wait. The doctor walks out of the room and shuts the door.

“That was so ignorant of you, Mr. Taylor. I’m not sure what you were thinking, if you were even thinking at all,” he says. “But we don’t go about throwing shock into people faces when they’ve suffered something traumatic. We haven’t even begun to explain to her about possible memory loss.”

Mary wipes her tears away as she listens to the doctor. She knew this wasn’t a good idea. She should’ve listened to her gut.

“I understand this is difficult for you. For you all,” he says looking at everyone. “But-”

“Why does she remember him and not me?” asks Roger, sad.

The doctors face slightly falls as he watches pain wash over Roger. He exhales and shake his head.

“I-I don’t know why she would. The brain is a very strange thing. So I don’t have an answer for you.”

Roger nods and looks down.

“We were going to slowly transition her into the possible thought of memory loss, but since you so kindly helped us with that,” he says, taking in a breath. “I guess we’ll have to speed things up. Let me explain it to her and, Mr. Taylor, we can set a date for you to come in and rationally explain and go over certain things.” he says, glancing to the box of photos.

Roger notices his glance and stands up straighter.

“Do you think these will help?” he asks, hopeful. The doctor shrugs.

“I mean, they couldn’t hurt to try.”

Roger smiles and looks to everyone else as they smile back.

“Now go home, get some rest. And Mr. Taylor,” says the doctor before walking away. “Please stop trying to do my job.”

Roger nods and half laughs. He turns to everyone and they all look almost as hopeful as him. He knows he went over the top in that room. He didn’t mean to shout and scare you, but seeing that man on your bed made him upset. Knowing that you remember that man and not him, broke his heart in a way he never knew was possible. But the doctor’s words helped settle his nerves and rise up an excitement inside of him. And for the first time in a long time, 

Roger has hope.

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[usertoxicyaoi]

i come to your blog EVERY WEEK for uwma opinions and i just had to literally pause the entire ep this time bc of alex saying he's BISEXUAL! i wanna be super positive and be all like TWO BI CHARACTERS WE ARE WINNING TODAY but.... you know... also the fact that win is a main character and alex is barely... a character ig. also what you've said about team x win...honestly i would forget they even know each other if it werent for you talking about the novel im being dead serious lmao

hiii anon!!! chdbcisocsuf oh my god thank you!!! yeah i .... idk man. i wanna be hopeful and say that they will still address win's bisexuality and have him say he's bi and not write it off but ... i'm equally scared that they'll have it so that alex is the token bi, a side character whose barely on screen that gives off such ... creepy vibes and no i don't want bisexuality to be presented that like or associated with that thank you, and strip win, a main character, off completely from his bisexuality, which on the other hand was represented so well in the novel and addressed the issue of "bisexuals are not horny lustful predators!!". so yeah.

and if the show hasn't made it clear, then i will: teamwin are currently a thing rn and in terms of hemp rope, the only reason win is "so tough" on team, as team likes to put it, is bc team is a lazy piece of shit who skips practice because he cba going, bc he's conflicted about his and win's "thing" rn and his feelings are all over the place, and so he uses that as an excuse to just not socialise with the outside world and stay in his dorm room all day, yet at the same time, he can't stop thinking about win and how good he feels when he's with win. and he eats lays and junk all the time, and it frustrates win so much bc win Knows how Good of a swimmer team is, so he is a lil tough on team and gets him to practice harder.

and dean tells win to be nice to team and, but not give him false hope if he isn't serious about his thing with team, bc people in the past have mistaken his kindness as something more and ended up falling for him, when win wasn't ever intending that. so thats when win gets serious and actually shows team he cares about him. and its super sweet too :(((.