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I just realized my queue list just ran out so uhhh...
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thinking abt old men kl… literally always…. bc what if they were old…and married…and if they didnt have to wear those fuckass belts…
my kl fic 🫣
#old man lance having to button his old man husband's jacket because he's too busy talking about the kraggle#i forgot about rendering the tablet so you get a cameraless ipad#i feel dangerously old and being older than all my fav characters when i used to be younger than them is?#really though i also feel incredibly young#but also unaccomplished#but then what are you supposed to have done at 22. living should be enough#klance#vld#vld lance#vld keith#kl#klance fanart#keith#mine art#lance#vld klance#kind of a lazy render but also it somehow took me 8hrs#i’m very unhappy with my art rn#but i do like some parts of this a lot and i’ve been doing so anatomy stuff in my sketchbook#so hopefully i learn something#and start liking my art again#all i see rn though are mistakes#but legend ibyms did like my last drawing on instagram so maybe im being hard on myself#that was lowkey my magnum opus though#going wild in tags because im convinced that my followers who voluntarily followed me hate me and dont want to hear me speak (dies)
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i’m bout to quit my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#like tell me why my manager texted me to come in -_-#didnt even give me an hour notice just asked me to come rn#like ?????#bitch u rlly thought#i even told them that i couldnt come this weekend cs i’ll be busy#but do they ever listen ???#no absolutely tf not 🙃#im so over this shit#they literally work me like a dog and expect me to do everytjhinf#it pisses me off#i js wanna die#like i can’t this anymore#i’d rather kms than deal w this toxic ass shit#i need money but like is it even worth it bruh#plus im too lazy to find a new one#sooo….#idek what to do anymore :/
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🍯 author you know
🌻 least favourite character / hardest to write
🌷 writing achievement you want to brag about
summertime writers' asks
🍯 author you know
im the only person on this planet who knows andré tellier, other than my fc mates and coworkers who are constantly bombarded with the misadventures of my lil wet meow meow man. its still a mess but behold:
https://andretellier.com/
🌻 least favourite character / hardest to write
i havent written a character i disliked using in a while.... sometimes i get a bit stuck when im writing a friend's oc tho, bc i wanna represent them well and give them a fun setting/concept. allen, jorge, and the rest of jillian's spouses in my mafia, vigil, are super difficult to write since i lack a firm plot for them. they have many vibes, quirks, and conflicts that are interesting, but not enough to be able to write them on demand like my ishgardians.
🌷 writing achievement you want to brag about
honestly i still cant believe i wrote my thesis. i can see all the issues with it now (took years to find the strength to look at it again), but i really put everything my dying brain could muster in undergrad to complete it. i had no idea what i was doing, wanted to tear my hair out when my thesis director had me rewrite my prospectus 5 times, and submitted it while crying that i needed more time.
it was abt siegfried sassoon. he wrote abt wwi constantly, so he would revisit, rewrite, and recontextualize the same event in different formats & with different life perspectives. i analyzed the way his language for describing trauma changed as he aged & developed his voice. then i put his techniques into practice by writing a first person (the real HORROR) epistolary wwi story.
and then i got an a+. and was nominated to join phi beta kappa for it. my director had nothing but good things to say, and she was awed by how immersive my wwi diction was while my analysis of sass convinced her that he was much more than what she'd been teaching in her 1-day segment on the war poets. when i find my notes tearing apart his poems, diaries, fiction, and memoirs, i cant believe how smart i was
#idk how stupid it would be to make business cards w tellier.com on it#for when we go to nyc (AND SEE YOU!!!!🎵😍😭❤️)#and i force jillian to stand outside his apartment w me so i can point at it and be like#yeah so before someone paid like $4 a month for that closet sized dwelling#WITH A BATH TUB IN THE KITCHEN#a mediocre gay poet lived there. and unfortunately im obsessed w him (we know)#brianna babbles#4 THOUSAND BTW#i think at least im too lazy to check rn. 41 perry st apartment....4d i think
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being evaluated for adhd by having one of those full psych evals that last like two hours. scared frightened etc.... last time i took it i lied extensively bc i was 13 and thought they might tell my mommy if i said i had suicidal thoughts. and i still have a habit of lying to therapists bc i'm embarrassed......... AGH idk. what if i take it and they tell me that the reason im Like This is bc im genuinely just weird and shitty and not bc im mentally ill at all. SCARED
#which is dumb bc i have been formally diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses i dont think they can just take it back right?????#this is so stupid and cliche but what if i have been faking it........ all along........ Argh.#when i was in res i was put on adderall (bc the house psych just kind of experimented w meds LMFAO) and i had to go off them after like#two weeks bc it was affecting my appetite in a way i couldnt afford at the time lmao. but i do genuinely feel like it helped during that#time.... which is why i want to go on it again!!!! but im scared theyll just be like nah and i wont be able to take any of my meds anymore#is that crazy. am i being crazy rn. idk i truly do think most of my experiences w school and like. life could be explained by adhd and#when i was a kid they thought i had it but the two meds they tried didnt work for me so they just. kind of gave up#and i was really extremely unable to do school and graduated hs w an insanely low gpa and then dropped out of community college. LMAO. not#that people w adhd cant be good in school i just couldnt make myself do homework and couldnt listen in class bc i was too busy focusing on#listening. if that makes sense#IDK. idk. i know it's become like. a trend to have adhd is the issue and everything is being attributed to having it so im worried that ive#like. accidentally fallen in w that? even though ive thought i had it for forever and everyone has been like girl do you have this. IDK!!!!#idk. idkkkk im just like. genuinely scared. it's not the end of the world if im not diagnosed obviously but that means that#im just like this for no reason at all. and there's no way of helping it bc it's just the way i am. and i actually am just shitty n lazy.#epic. which incidentally is the proper name for how fucking long these tags are my bad. if you read this far sorry for being insane 👍
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Messy ideas scribbles for thangs
#i was too lazy to draw tha pineapples on its shirt#i was gonna draw more but my brain is fried rn#im gonna work on me comic again tomorrow i was too busy today and now im very tired ✌#my art#ittybittydraws#wips#technically but idk if i will actually work more on these bc theyre just ideas sketches
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i might have to ask my chaucer prof for an extension on this assignment and fucking god i really don't want to. i REALLY don't want to
i've already had to email him to get the details on literally every single assignment and quiz we've done for two different classes bc he keeps forgetting to give them to us on time, so he definitely knows me by now and i am TERRIFIED it's getting annoying even tho i know it was fully justified. i also recently had to ask him to move my presentation date back for this class (bc he didn't fucking give us the topics for weeks on end so i couldn't have started it early even if i hadn't been too busy to try) which he did do
but i am Going Through It rn w my brain. it's getting really bad again. whenever i open the doc w my essay i just have this wave of anxiety and i can't start writing it. there's only five days left until the deadline, it is five pages and i've written two sentences of the intro + have no sources, i do not have time to procrastinate on this i barely have time to finish it as it stands rn
#rn i think if i dont have at least every paragraph started by saturday night im gonna have to ask for an extension#and i SUPER dont want to do that bc this has the ability to quickly become a pattern i know myself#im almost def gonna need extensions on at least one of the final projects too bc i always do i should save these requests for then#eventually people are going to stop giving them to me and just assume im being lazy#levi.txt#it doesnt help that ive been so busy i havent gone anywhere but school for almost a month#im supposed to be going out about once a week for my anxiety but i havent had time. bc of school#and my parents are really pressuring me to get things sorted for the honours essay next semester and its stressing me the fuck out#this prof also has been awful at giving us what we need to get started early#well have a quiz in old english and he gives us the things we need to study at 9pm the night before#he only gave me the presentation topics 2wks before my original date. bc i emailed him begging to let me change the date so i can prepare#and its stupid but im also worried bc i dont have a halloween costume yet and ive been wanting to go shopping for it for months now#and then i worry bc ill have to spend money on it and i already dont have a lot#so basically rn my life is school im constantly stressed i havent seen my friends in weeks and i have nothing to look forward to#i am Not Doing Great
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i rly need to go through my followers list and follow back some accs cause i want more modao mutuals!!! but i'm pretty heavy on curating my dash so i usually have to scroll a long time before following an account, SO just to make things easier: if you don't post/reblog discourse or character bashing or basically annoying-bait content, can you react with an emoji? i'll check it out!
(your acc doesn't have to be mdzs exclusive content btw! mine sure isn't haha)
#pls don't take it personal if i don't follow back tho! i might still not#if you post a lot of politics or don't tag fandom reblogs and such#i just wanna follow more ppl but im both too busy and too lazy to go through a lot of blogs rn sjhdksdh#thank u besties <3
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how am i supposed to post stuff when im juggling between personal commissions and planning out to do my portfolio sobbing
i dont even know how to start my porfolio and i really dont want to cram it
i really want to share oc content too <//3 and i miss drawing some fanart rahh
#speaking incoherently#<--- thoughts n rants#DUDE HOW DO YOU DO AN ART PORTFOLIO#I need to make more oc content but im too busy with actual academics#and i hate it#lazy rant rn#literally just doing commissions from my friends because i need to save some money but im still in the process of actual finishing them#and its SUUUCKS
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lol more ramblings in the notes, ig they haven’t been daily so far but this is day 2
#fuckkkk#I feel like within the past few days#basically since the day before my first ramblings post#I’ve ruined like all my friendships#well#more like in the process of them failing#like for one friend I’ve texted them like every day for 3 days#but I keep texting them at the least opportune times#literally right as I’m about to like leave my phone for like 3 hours#so all my conversations are rlly fucking slow and awkward with them#and the last time I had conversations like that with someone#well let’s just say I don’t rlly talk to them anymore#it’s like that one animation on yt#idk if anyone has seen it and im too lazy to get a link#but its basically this one person texting their ex to maybe meet up#and the ex has like no interest#I mean they kinda do#but they respond to everything with an ‘I’m busy’#and it rlly shows both perspectives well#but rn I feel like both of them at the same time#it’s like I keep texting my friends without anything to rlly talk about#along with me being fucking boring and them literally commenting on my inability to have a conversation ig#but then like ignore their texts#mainly on accident#or I literally can’t think of smth to respond with#then I only see my friends during like lunch break and every other day at the beginning of the school day maybe#so now it feels weird trying to start a conversation online#my two best friends are getting together too#so if I hang out with both of them#im effectively third wheeling
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Ok but this guy + michael!dean?? The style lords would die
misha as eliot ness in timeless part 5
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Spoiled house husband cat!hybrid that spends all day napping, curled up by a window so he can feel the warm sun.
When you get home, the house is always clean and dinner is ready, and your husband is ready to be praised and pampered for working so hard…
In reality he sleeps so much that the house stays clean besides needing to be swept and dusted occasionally, and he’s good at cooking quick and delicious meals. But… even then, there’s a good chunk of the day that you aren’t aware of his whereabouts…
So you pamper his cute self, buying him good food, cuddling him as much as he wants, and of course letting him breed you to his hearts content.
He’ll spend hours lazily rutting into your pussy while he kneads your belly, his face buried in your neck so he can inhale your scent. It’s just too much, thinking of how round and heavy you’ll be with his kittens, he end up cumming so much…
It’s not like he doesn’t have money, he pays half the bills… you’re just not sure where her gets it from.
So when you get pregnant, it’s his turn to become a doting husband, cooing over your pregnant belly and butting his head against it affectionately. You can’t push him away.
You know how cats get all stiff when you try to make them do something you don’t want them to? Yeah, he does that when you push him to make him stop licking and nuzzling your belly. It tickles, damn it!
It’s a little too late to think of what to do when you realize he’s been out your house husband is actually a trained assassin that takes on jobs to help pay the bills and make sure his beloved mate is never in need of anything.
That’s why he’s so lazy when you get home, he’s just so sleepy and wants to curl up with his mate after a long day!
You can’t even think about what to do, you’re too busy being fucked silly by your husband. He can’t keep his hands off of you while you’re heavy and swollen with his kittens, only stopping once you’re too pregnant for safe sex.
For now, you’ve become the housewife while you’re pregnant… and your husband will always take care of you~
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decided to go for Vyn's card cause i was curious and wanted to complete the personal ssr set and uuuhhhh..... Regret
ended up nearly having to hard pity again (he absolutely abhors me aside from his bday ig) .... and so very thankfully ended up getting the standard ssr i already have for him instead of the other one so it didn't ruin my pity .... except i got that card TWICE before getting the new one. whole ordeal ended up being insane asf, but im just genuinely so glad it wasn't like full stop hard pity.. cause i damn near gave up tbh
like..... this was the end result (abt 90 pulls) ☠️
#aerin.jpg#my post 📫#l'hôtel.tot#tot.gachapulls#l'hôtel.gachapulls#l'hôtel.gacha#i have vids too but im busy/too lazy rn fjdjjff
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𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 ───── 𝑃𝐼𝑁𝐾 𝑅𝐼𝐵𝐵𝑂𝑁, where you insist on tying up a pink ribbon around one of their biceps. includes: zayne, gojo, rindou.
warning(s) -> pure fluff w sum suggestive moments. sfw. fem!reader, established relationship, incredibly domestic shit, short scenarios, not proofread, wc is 1.8k.
𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 : urm. ik im suppose to be working on my other wips but i need sum fluff rn
ZAYNE
Your oh-so-busy boyfriend finally took a day off, and you were determined to make the most of it. So you started the satisfying morning by sleeping in till past 10, something either of you rarely done because of work.
You didn’t spare Zayne from the stupid questions you’ve kept stacked in your mind, your curiosity ranging from medical facts to his daily routine during weekends before you got together. The poor surgeon sighed more than he did for an entire day of work but answered nonetheless.
It was all bearable for Zayne until you finished breakfast—or brunch, whatever it was you had. The patters of feet coming from your shared bedroom while Zayne was sat on the couch in the living room was enough for him to pinch the bridge between his brows, bracing for an incoming request that would no doubt involve some point of ridiculousness.
“What is this time?” He queried tentatively, turning his head over his side to see you approaching him, the grin on your face unmistakable. “And what is it you’re holding?”
“A ribbon,” you answered with a hum that had way too much enthusiasm for his liking (affectionately).
“C’mon, it’s a harmless pink ribbon! No need to frown and glare at it,” you chuckled, the furrow of his brows and narrow of his eyes all too familiar.
“I’m not glaring at the ribbon, the ribbon is innocent. I’m glaring at your hands, to be exact. They’re the ones most prone to mischief,” he pointed out, eyes trailing over you as you eventually stood ahead of him. His head tilted up to look at your face, an attempt to gauge your intentions with the pink ribbon you held.
“You’re overanalysing it,” you rolled your eyes, reaching out a hand to gently grab one of his arms, holding it up. “Stay still,” you giggled, catching his full attention all of the sudden, hazel green eyes darting between your face and your working hands.
“There! All done,” he heard you exclaim bubbly, his gaze zeroing in to the neat bow you’ve made with the pink ribbon around his bicep.
“Tell me why exactly you’ve decided to do this? Decoration?” He queried, glancing up at your standing figure in front of him with pure curiosity—and perhaps a hint of sarcasm.
“Well, yes. I suppose I am decorating you since you lack colour,” you retorted, folding your arms against your chest, looking proud at your handiwork.
“I believe I have a good colour palette for furniture and clothes, thank you very much,” he scoffed, not a sense of malice lacing his words despite his mask of displeasure.
“So you find this cute?” Zayne muttered, looking over to his now free arm, lifting it up straight and tugging on the sleeve of his shirt to expose the ribbon you’ve tied around him more. And while he did so, he unintentionally flexed his muscles, giving you a free exhibit of the your boyfriend, reminding you he works out despite spending most of his time in the hospital.
Amidst your staring, he had turned his head over to you, tilting his head at your fixation on his arm.
GOJO
One of the rare days where Gojo takes a day off for you, he tends to prefer spending it lazying around with you at home rather than going out. One of the reason? He’s a lazy fuck.
Well that’s one of them, but the other reason is he loves the simplicity of merely being there with you, holding you, maybe even getting to know parts of you that he didn’t—though, he insists that’s impossible.
Rather than shrugging him off and giving him the cold shoulder at his clinginess, you insist on matching his behaviour, except occasional exchanges of wit between you were inevitable.
“What’s that, princess? Trynna copy my blindfold look with a pink ribbon?” He drawled with a grin, awfully interested on your busy self even with the movie he picked playing on TV. The soft pink fabric around your fingers entranced him in a sense, his jewel eyes alternating between your concentrated face and the fiddles you made with the ribbon.
“No, I’m not. Your blindfold doesn’t even look half as good as this ribbon,” you remarked, words turning to a mumble halfway with how focused you got on fiddling with the ribbon. His arm around your shoulder squeezed you slightly, tucking you in close before hooking his arm around your neck instead.
“Piss off. You know I look good in anything,” Gojo chuckled, musing with confidence by your ear.
“What do you plan on doing with it anyway? Want me to tie you up with it?” He suggested, tone suspiciously innocent. You rolled your eyes, knowing damn well it was a ruse to lead you to something else. So you elbowed his chest gently, earning a dramatic groan from the smirking man.
“Like hell am I letting you do that. Instead, why don’t I tie it on you instead?” You huffed, the sudden idea going to your head and making you turn over to him more. His white lashes fluttered at you as he blinked, looking somewhat dumbfounded at your threat.
“Hey, hey, what’re you doin’ now? Weak thing like that isn’t gonna be able to restrain me, sweetheart,” he leaned away when you shifted to face him better, hand capturing his arm. You couldn’t help but scoff at his reaction, panicking away from you the second he saw that sly gleam in your eyes.
“I’m not gonna hurt you, idiot,” you grumbled, wrapping the ribbon around his upper arm, compression shirt giving you a clear outline of his biceps.
“Not like you can anyway,” he mumbled underneath his breath like you wouldn’t hear him. However, you did, giving him another light yet firm slap to his arm and ripping one more of his exaggerated ows.
“This one of those trends on social media or something? Usually, I’d be the one wrapping you up like a pretty little gift,” he asked, looking over at you curiously as you tied a bow from the pink ribbon around his still arm. “Yeah, so what if it is?” you challenged, not bothering to pull your focus away from the bow you were tying on him still. And fuck, did you seem like the most adorable thing in the world to him.
“Just asking, baby,” he laughed softly, finding your retort cute rather than hurtful. He knew better than to take any of your little fits seriously anyway.
“There,” you muttered, releasing his arm with a satisfied look since the bow came out perfectly. Gojo on the other hand moved his arm around as if you’ve added prosthetics to his body instead, earning a lighthearted glare from you.
“So what? I just flex my muscles around to tighten it up?” He queried with a quirked brow, lifting his arm up and flexing his muscles on command, the delicate ribbon visibly constricting his biceps when he did so. You couldn’t help but stare and wonder. Darn this man for doing the most attractive things so obliviously.
RINDOU
Rindou had finally graced your pleas to take a day off from work for the two of you. And while you thought it would be a great day for dates and all, you ended up sleeping in with him, unable to truly get up from the comfort of the bed and his warmth. You two mumbled in bed together for a while, half asleep and day dreaming until he dragged out of bed for breakfast.
If it was one thing you noticed about his routines at home without work bugging him, it was that he loved walking around shirtless. It didn’t matter the time of the day, he would be wearing some pair of sweatpants without his torso bare, tattoos on his body on full display. You asked him about it but got nothing more than a simple, ‘why? ‘M I distracting you, baby?’ Which you merely replied with a glare.
Cooking up some eggs and bacon for yourself and his gluttonous self, you were interrupted by a pair of firm big arms encircling your waist from behind.
“What?” you asked with a bit of a groan, hand holding the pan a bit tighter now.
“Hey, don’t take out that morning attitude on me,” he grumbled, chin resting on the top of your head. His brows furrowed slightly, eyes focusing on the movement of your hands that cooked the food.
“Not my fault you decided to burn my eyes by walking around the house naked,” you refuted, voice slightly low from dehydration.
“Half naked,” he corrected, his own morning voice hoarse and gravelly to your ears, a sound you welcomed. “Besides, don’t you like seeing my body? Thought you liked my muscles,” he added, arms held around your stomach squeezing slightly to emphasise his point of ‘muscles’. You scoff in response.
“Yeah, but maybe I don’t like being reminded how hot my boyfriend is so early in the morning,” you reasoned, hand closing the stove and putting the pan down safely to finally turn around and face him, his arms loosening.
“Hmm.. Can’t relate, baby. I like being reminded how sexy my girl is this early. Makes me appreciate you more,” he grinned, slightly downturned violet eyes staring at you with a gleam of triumph at the sight of your slightly flustered expression.
“Now you’re trying to make me feel bad,” you grunted, earning yourself a deep laugh from Rindou.
You pushed past him to walk over to the kitchen counter but one of his arms lingered on you, not quite letting you go. Your eyes landed on a lone strand of pink ribbon laying the countertop, recalling the chocolate gift he gave you last night that was wrapped in ribbons
“Forgot to throw this out huh?” You muttered, picking it up and twirling it around your fingers playfully. Rindou standing behind you still, didn’t say much of a word, opting to stay quiet for a moment to observe you.
What he didn’t expect was for you to turn around and grab ahold of his arm suddenly. But he didn’t protest or move, merely staring at your movements and waiting to see what bright idea you could’ve possibly had now.
“A bow? Really?” He chuckled, gaze fixated at the way you swiftly tied the thin pink fabric around his upper arm. “Some cool idea you have on making me a gift, princess,” he exhaled a breathy laugh, looking at his bicep once you released him.
“Shut up. Be thankful I didn’t it tie it on your hair and snap a pic to send to Ran instead,” you huffed, folding your arms at his sarcastic remark.
“Okay, fuck, I take it back,” he quickly conceded, not wanting to anger you even further now you’ve threatened him with Ran’s name.
#I loved writing this#and im actually satisfied w it#Rindou x reader#rindou x reader fluff#Rindou fluff#Tokyorev fluff#Tokyorev x reader fluff#Tokyo revengers fluff#Rindou haitani x reader#Rindou haitani fluff#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#Gojo fluff#Gojo x reader fluff#gojo satoru fluff#gojo satoru x reader fluff#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#Zayne x reader#zayne x reader fluff#Zayne fluff#zayne x mc#l&ds x reader#l&ds zayne#l&ds fluff#love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#love and deep space fluff
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hello!! I was wondering if you could do a johnnie x reader smut where y/n sits on johnnies lap and he fingers her and talks softly to her while doing it 😝
of COURSE i can this is also kinda answering this request!: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, how are you? I was wondering if i could request a johnnie x reader (gf) smut where she has a hand kink and johnnie makes her get off on his thigh and his fingers (im such a slut for dom johnnie)
𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 - 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
CONTAINS: angst?, fluff, smut, p in v, oral (f receiving), praising, fingering, creampie, squirting (new feature unlocked😱), overstimulation (going round4round)
WC: not sure rn
story below the cut:
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throughout the past few weeks, johnnie had been unavailable. whether it was filming, or hanging out with jake and carrington. of course you still saw him, but you missed him. by the time you would wake up, the other side of the bed was already empty. this didn’t only make you sad, but frustrated. you just wanted your boyfriend to be there for you, and have someone to lean on. it was 2 p.m., where once again, you wake up cold, with no arms around you.
y/n: where are you?
johnnie: filming again, sorry baby i’ll be back later
y/n: r we still on for dinner tonight?
johnnie: of course, i’ll see you soon ❤️
y/n: okay have fun, love you :)
you sigh, feeling mentally and physically drained despite not doing a single thing. at least you and johnnie had actually planned for something tonight even with his busy schedule.
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sitting at the vanity, you were patting light makeup on your skin, followed by some cute eyeliner and lip gloss. the time was currently 7:30 and the reservation was for 8:15 p.m., so he should be there any minute. throwing on a cute black mini dress, paired with some heels, your outfit was complete.
y/n: helloooo its 7:50
y/n: we need to leave like now
y/n: ?? (delivered)
5 minutes pass, then 20, then an hour. you sat on your phone, scrolling on tiktok before finally accepting the reality of the situation. he wasn’t coming anytime soon. and that’s when you started to cry. taking off your shoes and putting on a hoodie, you crawled on the bed, too lazy to take anything else off.
resting your back on the headboard, you hear the front door unlock and the scuffle of shoes, along with some other voices. johnnie opens the door,
“i’m here i-“
“it’s 9:30.” you say, sniffling.
“what? oh shit sorry i forgot we had plans”
“yeah? you’re sorry? i’ve barely seen you for weeks now and that’s all?”
“babe i swear i wasn’t looking at the time it was just that jake and carrington dragged me to go places and-“
“jake this and carrington that, why does it always have to be about them?”
“because they’re my friends-“
“yeah well i’m your fucking girlfriend,” the room went quiet.
“but you know what? lately it feels like i’m not and maybe it should stay that way.”
“why are you being so dramatic about it?”
you’re furious. you get off the bed, and start walking to the kitchen. johnnie grabs your shoulders, turning you around, and pulling you into a hug. you smell his cologne, starting to break down into tears, burying your face deeper into his chest. deep down, you know he hates seeing you cry and get angry. you just felt so hurt.
“why? why do you have to do this to me. i miss you, i just want you to be with me and hold me. but you’re always too busy.”
he pats your head, running his fingers through your hair, while you let it out. once you collect yourself, you look up at him, with tear stains and a red nose.
“i love you. i’m so sorry for leaving you all the time, you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me,”
“and you’re not overreacting.”
johnnie pulls you into a sweet and tender kiss, full of love and affection, but you pull back first. still upset, you look to the ground. he takes your face in his hands,
“let me make it up to you baby.”
he lowers his head to your neck, softly biting at your skin, making you let out a relieve sigh. then he kisses you again, this time being rougher and filled with more lust. you moan as his tongue reaches your mouth. before anyone sees this, he lifts your legs up, leaving kisses on your jaw while taking you back to his room.
he uses your back to close the door, walking towards the bed. he sets you down gently and helps you take your hoodie off. “baby you look amazing in this dress, you’re gonna have to wear it again soon” he pushes you down, trailing kisses from your neck, down to your collarbone. starting to lift your dress up and over your head, taking it off completely, it also reveals a set of black lingere you had put on beforehand.
“you wore this for me y/n?”
“mhm”
“it would look even better off of you”
you hum in response as he leaves hickeys right above your lacy bra. he plants kisses down your chest and stomach, to your core. he takes off his t-shirt and jeans. after, he takes off your panties, covering his finger with your wetness, and inserting it. “just relax angel i’m gonna take such good care of you” you groan as he starts sucking your breasts, giving equal attention, as he pumps another finger into you, increasing the speed a little. your breaths get heavier as you grip the bedsheets. “more m’ please” you whine. he goes even faster as you bite your lip to stop yourself from melting. arching your back for more friction against his hand, he uses another finger to rub your clit. “yeah baby thats it, just cum on my fingers” while he says that, you feel the knot in your stomach coming undone. “oh shit” you moan out, shaking slightly and cumming.
he pulls down his boxers, taking them off. he’s already really hard, so he coats his dick with your cum. the rooms feels as though it gets hotter with every breath you take in. he teases your clit with his tip, rubbing it slightly. “johnnie just fuck me already please,” you breathe out. “alright princess” he says, pushing fully into you, but slowly, groaning while letting you adjust to his length. “still so tight baby” he says, making you bite your lip, muffling your moan. “don’t do that, i want to hear all your pretty noises.” he picks up the pace, getting faster which each thrust.
“you’re so beautiful y/n” he says, you hold onto his waist, pulling him deeper inside you, hitting the right stop. “uh, fuck” with every sound you make, it encourages him to go harder, and faster. “shit, m’ gonna cum,” you moan out. johnnie’s breath gets heavier as he lifts your leg up, pounding even deeper into you. “inside,” you manage to get out as pleasure washes over you. shortly after, he thrusts one last time, cumming inside you.
he kisses your lips, but it’s not over just yet. johnnie comes closer, “baby, please ride my face” he whispers in your ear. at this point, you felt so overstimulated, but could never say no to that handsome face. you instantly get wetter again, and agree, putting him to the side and then climbing on top of his abdomen. “are you sure?” “one hunder percent,” he says, practically forcing your legs closer to his head.
you hover on top of his face, scared to suffocate him. however, he immediately pulls your thighs down, making you sit entirely while you let a moan out. he starts eating you out, flicking his tongue, somehow making you feel even better. “just like that,” he knew this time that you wouldn’t last that long, especially after the two orgasms you just had. so, he digs his mouth even deeper into your pussy, like the world was ending. this pulled a string of curse words out of you. “oh fuck,” is the last thing you can say, before you feel your whole body shaking, but this time it was new to you. you had squirted from the overstimulation, on johnnie’s face.
after, you get off of him, somewhat embarrassed. “uhm, i don’t know how, uh, that has never happened to me before-“
“no, that was hot.” he kisses your forehead gently before putting his boxers back on and getting a towel for both of you. he cleans you up and gives you a shirt to wear while he goes to grab new sheets. you sit on the floor with dead legs while he changes it for you. “i’m never washing this bed sheets ever again,” he says. “ewww,” you jokingly say back while laughing. he carries you in a cradle, setting you back down on the bed.
“so… are you still mad at me?”
“i could never stay mad at you,” you say, pulling him in for a hug.
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ENJOY THIS LADIES, YOUR BITCH IS BACK
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Jealous Baby
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I’m doing this rn because there are so many new things with Jenna that I just can’t keep up with rn, this is just a quick little one-shot
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Jennas POV
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My Love
Hey Baby
Not Delivered
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“What the-“
What is going on? Y/n blocked me, did I do something wrong? We haven’t had a fight recently.. I don’t know what I did.
At least I know where she’s at, her work.
-DING-
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My Love
Hey Baby
Read
Hey.
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Oh no.. I did something wrong.. I mean I have been busy lately, maybe she just needs more attention.. I’ll be sure to give her more when she comes home
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My Love
Are you okay baby?
I’m fine.
Baby..
Yes?
What’s wrong?
You know what’s wrong.
I really don’t baby can you
Tell me?
...fine. (I’m sorry I couldn’t find a way to make it smaller)
Oh baby...
You’re jealous?
..no
Awwww honey,
that’s just for work
you have nothing to
worry about
..you sure?
I’m sure loves
Now come home
I wanna see your
pretty face
I’m omw.
I love you.
I love you more.
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She’s so cute when she’s jealous.. but I still can’t believe she blocked me for it, oh well.
“Honey I’m home!”
“Oh hi there baby”
“Can I get cuddles?”
“Of course”
She’s so cute!
“You promise it was nothing?”
“I promise you. Nothing more than a work kiss, I would never do something like that to you.”
“Okay..”
“I love you baby”
“I love you”
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Im way too tired to be writing anything rn. Sorry for my terrible writing, maybe I’ll make it better at some point, but I doubt it.
I made this at like 4 AM so it’s pretty lazy
Not spell checked
#jenna ortega x reader#jenna ortega x y/n#jenna ortega x fem!reader#jenna ortega x you#jenna ortega#jennaortega
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