#im the son of a teacher
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Ah yes that bullshit forced engagement shit from schools.
Let's make everyone miserable by making people that hate this shit do it and force those that love it and would volunteer for it watch someone hate and probably be bad at it.
Though I can tell this mangaka agrees with me on this point what with this surprisingly accurate joke here.
#my kid didnt get to play why?#im the son of a teacher#and insane parents bitching are responsible for like 90% of dumb shit policies like this#cause the other kids know they suck and didnt vote for someone that holds them back#Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?#hibiki sakura
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I like to think they all went and got matching jackets, redson tried to run, but they got him anyway lmao
This is how I imagine their study group, all different majors, more gossiping than working.
Red Son's complaining about how one of his lecturers is an idiot
I believe in Wukong and MK being brothers supremacy :D
#lmk red son#lmk mei#lmk mk#traffic light trio#lego monkey kid fanart#lego monkie kid#lmk university au#i wanna tag that as a uni au but it's pretty much the same except they wanted to get degrees#wukong would definitely rock as a game design teacher#anyways dont drjnkmpaint water#im so sleepy#my art😮💨#lmk#LMK at Campus AU
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what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again
#i just dont know how else to tell you everything !!! santoor from a different room the large family gathering the black tea with saffron#drank out of delicate glass and gold vessels cold marble on hot nights big stars big rivers big mountains#visible from busy tehran roads the ease of conversation tension eased by sarcasm tall tall cliffsides you drive by#rushing to put on headscarves before the head teacher comes in a rave by the base of damavand massive sun pastel purple skies#disjunct architecture trucks on road sides with fresh fruits pomegranates watermelons oranges everywhere#the smell of golpar on tangerines beautiful girls in tehran holding hands bautiful boys in kermanshah speaking kurdish the janky#cars on the verge of breakdown held together by love caspian sea lighting up in spring staying up into the morning on noruz#my friends uncle sang and played setar his son played the violin a little fear a lot of love remnants of something#grand carved into the cliffside everything feels bigger taller the landscape swallows you it smells like#illegally imported wine and orange blossoms and auntie's tahchin soaking your eyes in warm tea when youre sick#tomatoes and salt concrete and stone something mandmade and something raw new flag old resilience#the anger getting to us bruised eyes big grin all i know is the north i feel sorry my mother asks if id be okay#if they got a place in tajikistan we love each other enough dont we? when we look in the mirror we see each other. theres a love letter#across the border and it says I MISS YOU IM GLAD YOURE DOING BETTER itll never be the same im not okay with it at all there are no more#stars i miss jumping over big fires i miss our fireworks im sorry we cant be happy anymore everyone#leaves the mint and rosewater and sunlight for a reason.#it's not pride it's just generational regret
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steve the terrible and his son the wolf
#this is so stupid im sorry#i did this for ap art and my teacher loves it#its based on my favorite painting ever (ivan the terrible and his son ivan)#colors and general style inspired by 2021 minecraft concept art#minecraft#minecraft fanart#minecraft art#minecraft steve#my art#artists on tumblr#no id#fig's art
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is this anything beatle people?
#george was the only mf in that band without dadddy issues and he was STILL a freak I love him <3#beatles fanart#beatles#george harrison#john lennon#paul mccartney#ringo starr#brian epstein#beatles meme#the other three having intensely traumatic childhoods and complex parental relationships meanwhile george is like :3 :D#never getting over georges dad punching the school teacher who caned him vs jim mccartneys 😐😐 less than stellar parenting#at least he didn’t abandon his son as an infant unlike some people#im hoping all these pictures are actually of mr harrison sr himself it’s what came up when I googled him lol
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13 cast in my AU where they live on pulse and no one get sucked into an alternative demotion
#A post for my other 5 ffxiii enjoyers homies in here#Look all im saying last time light and snow set on helping the same person the world nearly ended#Bart think sazh the only other responsible adult/ parent around here#hope estheim#Bartholomew estheim#lightning farron#sarah farron#i refuses a world were sarah and hope dont become besties and their cooperation give light a heart attack#Sarah a teacher helping her new friend (ligh son) into school#Vanille and fang are in this au too#Obviously never leaving my girls#They too help…. In their own way…#Saying no one got lost into another dimension but the min hope explains his proud math … we lost her#Im sorry it seems we lost lightning no Matter what we doo#snow villiers#ffxiii#Final fantasy xiii#final fantasy 13#sazh katzroy
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In honor of season 5 I present:
The Samadhi Fire: Chemistry Analysis
The Samadhi Fire has dark red flames, which are obviously only supposed to show us how incredibly hot and inextinguishable they are, but as a chemistry nerd I feel obliged to look more into it.
The Basics
In nature, Red flames are most commonly produced by burning of Lithium (Li). Lithium is an Alkali metal, a group of elements known for burning when touching Oxygen or hydrogen - meaning spontaneous and immediate burns when touching air. And, well, who kept on burning until they literally split the flames? That's right, our boy Red Son.
In The First Ring Princess Iron Fan says that Red Son was a "promising addition to the Demon Bull Family. Too promising". No one predicted the Samadhi Fire, it was spontaneous. like the burning of Lithium. In JTTW they needed an entire fucking ocean to put it out, a terrible idea when we're talking about Alkali metals (that also burn in reaction to water), but. fine. okay. it's an Alkali metal that burns in red, so it's lithium.
The Splitting Ritual
During the ritual, Tripitaka used magic to hold the fire while they separate the fire into three - an act that would obviously be impossible according to science, but we'll let it slide. So assuming this can separate the fire: what would it be separated to? Lithium is an element, you can't just split it. That would cause an atomic explosion. So what is it?
The answer is that it's not pure Lithium - that kind of substance is extremely unstable. the substance burning in the Samadhi fire is a molecule called Lithium Chloride (LiCl), and the ritual was a simple chemical reaction that turned the Lithium Chloride, with a little bit of Copper, to Lithium and Copper Chloride, with a reaction i will explain in the next part.
The Rings And Mei's Ritual
In her vision, Mei sees three rings, each burning in a different color. in the original JTTW lore the fire is made out of all the elements combined, so that's how i'm going to refer to it. But, like, also scientifically correct.
We have the orange fire, created with Calcium Chloride and representing Fire, mainly with its color.
next is Blue, created either with Alcohol or Copper Chloride and representing water with the molecule shape and type (alcohol is a type of a molecule build, and although water fits this category it is an exception and is NOT considered an alcoholic molecule).
and lastly there's the green fire, which is created with Copper Sulfate and represents earth, because Copper in one of the most common Precious Metals found inside the earth.
The original ritual starts with one Copper chloride ring, one Copper Sulfate ring, one Calcium Sulfate ring, and a big ass Lithium Chloride fire.
Then we have a chemical reaction when Tripitaka uses his magic, and it turns into one Copper Sulfate ring, one Copper Chloride ring, one Calcium Chloride ring and a harmless little Lithium Sulfate that hardly ever set fire.
Mei's ritual is kinda just the opposite, but with a big twist: when Lithium Chloride is created it releases a heat wave much hotter than its regular burning, creating white sparks. In the beginning of the ritual we can literally see a huge flash of light before the fire is created.
Ao Lie And The fourth Ring
There wasn't supposed to be a fourth ring. Sun Wukong said it clearly. He lost control and Ao Lie had to take the hit so Tripitaka doesn't die, turning himself to the fourth ring. Now, is this chemically possible? Of course not! So what is going on here?
Well, what if Ao Lie used the copper inside his bones and muscles to trap the fire inside a Copper Sulfate "ring", like the green one? He used the chemical reaction of the fire with his body (and probably a lot of magic, too) to make a ring inside of himself, trapping the last bit of fire. That would also explain how Mei has the fourth ring - it's like a defective gene, it's inside her bones. That could be the reason for her dragon form's "fire breathing" even before the ritual happened, she literally has fire in her bones.
Mei's Control Of The Fire
When Mei just gained control over the fire, the flames were red, like with Red Son before. She tried to use the fire like him, with lithium Chloride as her base. But she was afraid of the fire and didn't understand what's happening, so the fire was reckless and couldn't be tamed. It was affected by her feelings, and she simply couldn't control five different parts of the fire at the same time.
"Don't use the fire, Mei. BE the fire". It was only after Red Son told her this that she managed to really bend the fire to her will - because she used the copper inside of her to catch the fire and make it part of her, truly. She discharged the other rings and even the original burning Lithium and used the fire on her own terms, with Copper Sulfate as the base.
Minor spoilers for season 5!
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When the Dragon fruit Duo try to seal the Fire Creature Mei loses control, which shouldn't have happened according to this theory. If the fire is inside her bones, she shouldn't lose her ability to control it.
But look at what Red Son tells her (Translation by monkiemacaque on Youtube!): "You evolved with the fire! You didn't completely lose your connection, and never once gave in to its will! You are its master!"
Mei never lost her ability to control the fire, it was still there. The only problem was that it was inaccessible for her - it's like a reflex, it's an irrational response and she can't use it on command. Mei had to learn how to force the fire to obey her will, how to turn her reflexes to rational actions. Like how Red Son used to punch himself to activate the fire.
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I hope this was clear and easy to understand, I can try and explain more if not.
I don't think there's much to add, but let me know if i forgot anything!
Only thing I think is worth mentioning is that in some shots the flames are black, which is also impossible because. you can't make black (AKA lack of light) fire (AKA light source).
Also have these parallel screenshots I didn't know what to do with.
#did i just write an explanation for something literally described as unexplainable? yes. yes i did.#did i write a chemical explanation for a fictional fire instead of doing my chemistry homework? indeed.#i can never let my teacher see this#yes it would be hilarious#but no#why did i write this#im supposed to be doing stuff#lego monkie kid#lmk#samadhi fire#mei lmk#red son lmk#rings of samadhi
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Hmmmmm
#im going to ask my teacher if when schools back if i can like. every omce and a while give news in the class about events around the world#like ive found myself thinking 'man i wish i could tell my clas son whats happening in bangladesh rn but its summer vacation. wait a minute#i need to Do This when were back'
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real nonbinary experience tbh
#fgkhfghjgh#sometimes youre a daughter sometimes youre a son#im guessing figlio is like the 'neutral' choice?#in that 'if youve got at least one guy in the group its masculine' romance language kinda way you know?#i get figlia tho like tbh i think at the start when the piano teacher is like 'him' thats sorta unintuitive?#if youre gonna misgender them you'd go with 'her' wouldnt you?#not to Assume anyones Gender here but youd assume feminine right?#tldr i think being like 'youre the toymakers daughter' is not a weird thing to say#if your only options are son or daughter you know?#but i think figlio might be functioning as 'child' here idk#hang on wait#i just realised#does english not have separate words for child as in the opposite of parent and child opposite of adult?#neither does dutch tbc but like italian has like. ragazzi bambini figli#theyve got so many children gfhgkjh#just funny sometimes to realise what a language has words for and what it doesnt#these obvs are all very close cousins so theyre similar#but like the other day i realised that dutch has separate words for fire you want and fire you do not want#while english just has fire i think#forest fire do Not want. house fire dont even know if thats a word. bonfire Do want
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i.. actually really like this little doodle
Im still trying to figure out a style (im.... a realism artist, cartoons are hard t_t) but I like how they turned out in this one....
#cult of the lamb#the lamb cotl#Cotl au#Modern au#It's a coffeeshop/teacher au#Nari is the barista whose sons are students in Lamb's class haha sue me#<- im used to making fantasy aus and not modern aus#Also think im a much better writer than cartoonist but I'm trying#I've drawn more in the last month than I have in the 5 years since school orz#I'm getting there. The Bishops are the big speedbump tho
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So that manga classmates (gay manga) like i had watched the movie (great 10/10) and had read the manga (so i thought) but recently found out it had like 5 other volumes. Got excited and got them all in the kindle. Tell me why the fuck is the creepy ass teacher such a character??? And the whole 4th volume is about him WITH AN EVEN YOUNGER KID???? Why the f u c k is the manga about a 15 year old with a 37 year old??? And why is the idea that the grown ass adults “waiting” for the kids to be of legal age supposed to be romantic??
Hara should have gotten with his old teacher, that even older guy did not need to have a new relationship with another fucking kid. This is not romantic these are all little pedos????? So happy the main relationship is between 2 people of the same age in this series. Im so mad i binged bought the volumes out of excitement and now i have a whole volume of just…. A pedo
#IM SO MAD???#THIS STORY WAS SO GOOD LIKE WE DO NOT NEED THIS CREEPY TEACHER#IT IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC TO NOT WANT UR SON TO BE WITH A GROWN ASS ADULT NEARING 50???#justice for the mom of that kid#story making her sound like a villain#like hell#doukyuusei
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i've always been very creative and when i would show my mother my arts and crafts as a child she would always say 'i can't believe you made this. i could never make anything like this. i can't even draw a stick figure!' and i always used to feel like wtf that's not even relevant right now but as I've begun to wrap my head around the concept of birth and motherhood in general im like wait i get it.... you yourself don't possess these talents or abilities but you invented a person that does. you had the talent inside you all along ... just in your ovary. what a trip !!
#my spin class instructor is an elementary school teacher#and her son lays fiber optic cable in the deep sea#and she's like WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT#and im like girl yeahhhh wait#that was legit your baby...
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#thinking about how avery sees the veil coming down as the final act of the mage-templar war even tho it ended years ago#as much as solas sees it as the end to.... all That#like 'don't u fucking dare take this from me solas'#(avery believes that it was cut short by the breach and it's only a matter of time until history repeats itself)#vg companion avery meeting up w dorian like 'AYY DORIAN U SON OF A BITCH HOW ARE U!'#(whispered during a hug) 'they still think i'm on their side do NOT blow this for me' 'nw bestie i got u'#'soup! dorian wouldn't be in favor of the veil coming down!'#what... the guy trying to get rid of the mage&human focused class divide in tevinter? (& in my universe whose bff is The Debaterrrr?)#the guy who was ALSO radicalized by solas?#who is involved in a freedom fighter movement? aka terrorist? bro's willing to take life to achieve his goals already#meddle boys#avery#could have probably phrased this better but i just woke up#instead of making another post i'm going to just add to this one#companion kieran & avery oh my god. kieran is trying to rizz up bellara and avery is telling her about when kieran was 10#avery used to tutor him im screamin#kieran: this mission is me. my boss. and my elementary school teacher#adding more. im probably going to have to go Final Confrontation route anyway. and i just had a vision#of avery holding up his blade (now no longer Honor but a different spirit#... maybe purpose?) and telling rook 'you HAVE to listen.'#FUCK#i might just be stoned
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has a bad day at work and drank a bottle of wine and now everything is a lot less of a problem
#a child was making monkey noises in my door after yelling at black students to go back to the zoo where they belong#and my principal just said oh he has a good heart he reminds me of my son#after teachers demanded he face ONE single consequence#which he hasn’t! he’s called teachers and staff niggers and my principal has done nothing#im going to get her fired if its the last thing i do#she sat there and played in my face and then belittled the problems#fuck her and fuck that kid too
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just met with my old coworker from my last job for breakfast and she told me all the gossip and how my evil old supervisor is going down in flames already 🤭❤️
#also my replacement is already quitting 🤣#and so is my evil supervisor lol#my coworker i met with was my og supervisor who was nice and ber evil replacement who lied about me is quitting already lmao#she started at the end of september#and it took them a month to replace me so my replacement is leaving after like less than a month lol#also my og supervisor filled in for the new one a few times and she was like wtf there's literally no schedule or safety in this room fr#lollll#i love winning#my other old coworker is probably gonna ask me to come back bc the evil supervisor is leaving tho#but even tho i love the kids idk the new new supervisor and i love my new job and im finally gonna be full time#even tho the old school paid more and would maybe give me a raise to come back#im happier where i am#bc the management at the other school was unhinged tbh#plus they basically chose the new supervisor over me after she'd been there LESS THAN A WEEK#sooo nah <3#tho i would really love to see the kids again tho 🥺💔#but other than that no reason to go back#i was so stressed there allllll of the time#bc the office politics and drama were insane#literally everybody hated everybody and spoke badly abt eachother all the time#and management had it out for all the teachers in my room for some reason#like i worked there 5 months got notbing but glowing praise from all my other coworkers and the parents and then new supervisor lied abt me#and they immediately believed her#i ahad worked there almost 6 months and she had been there for 4.5 days#and she went to her boss's boss and cried abt me bc i told her son no you can't climb up on the table at snack time actually#and she was like omg lizzie is MEAN to the kids my son is going to be TRAUMATIZED by this#like girl......#none of the three other teachers in the room thought i was being mean when it happened girl#or any other time#and tbh my other co teachers were lowkey mean imo 😂
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We had to write stories and mine was a tad bit gay but not mentioned and WHILE I WAS ABSENT THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS READ IT
I can’t even make this shit up IN THE TWO DAYS I was absent he printed and put stories out even though NONE OF US HAD THE OPTION TO STAY ANONYMOUS AND IM CRYING???
it was so fruity…and had a Free Birds reference…end me…
#not wc#IM CRYING#REAL TEARS#IM CRINGING INTERNALLY#NONONO#IT WAS SO FRUITY#LIKE REALLY FRUITY#I CANT#HELP ME#DEAR GOD THE PAIN IM IN#IM ABOUT TO TEAR MY RIBS IN HALF#WHY WOULD MY TEACHER NOT LET OUR STORIES SAY ANONYMOUS#IM SOBBING#WTH#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#sounds of me having a mental breakdown#also like half the class wasn’t done from what I’ve heard???#still#THE FUCKING FREE BIRDS REFERENCE AS THE ENDING#NO AHAHAGABAHAHAHAH#SO FRUITY#I CANT IM THROWING MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE#SCREAMING AND CRYING#THE MOST BLOOD CURDLING MOTHER GRIEVING LOST SON EAGLE SOUNDING FORK AGAINST KNIFE AGAINST PLATE SOUND EFFECT FROM ME RIGHT NOW#ACTUALL PLEASE I CANT
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