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HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
#HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.#POV The Nightmare breaks your concentration and Slays You#i mostly drew the nightmare because its where i met voice of the paranoid#i love voice of the paranoid a lot#i love that the terrified voice in my head gets to be Helpful. and ACT#obviously incredibly prime subject to project onto#anyways i really like this game and when i can find the time and energy ive been trying to find all the paths and achievements by myself#so please enjoy my first post of the new year#i will not promise there will be more#i couldnt decide if i like the colors for the hand breaking our concentration so im giving yall both#voice of the paranoid#slay the princess#the nightmare#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art
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i need help with vet bills (again).
hi. for those of you who remember, earlier this year i asked for donations to help me afford toos' vet bills, who we found out through your help had kidney failure, and again with your help we got her on medication for it. unfortunately it wasn't enough, and we lost her. and then shortly after, dexter began deteriorating, which we put down to his grief of losing toos - she kept him young, he followed her everywhere, he only played because of her, he only ate when she ate, etc. without her he just stopped. and then he started to have seizures and fits daily. we got him blood tests, but he was suffering so badly. we made the decision to put him down. i didn't ask for donations this time, because i was so deeply embarrassed to ask for help again. but we are still recovering financially from that, as well as the parts of toos bills that didn't get covered from donations. my mother hasn't worked for a very long time, she's disabled and very sick, and she receives PIP from the government that only covers her monthly medications that are not covered by the NHS. my father retired early to become her full time carer, and we are living off his pension. i am too disabled to work, but because my mother already receives PIP and i live with them, the government are resistent to giving me any help - so i have zero income, and rely entirely on my parents.
this is jenny. she's a 14 year old cairn terrier, who loves when we garden because she wants to help dig holes. she helped us bury dexter and toos, digging their graves for them with my dads help. she's an angel, and loves people so much she likes to escape under the fence and join other families for awhile. one time she got into someones back garden and asked to come in as they were eating lunch. she really hates flies, and will try to bite them out of the air (she has never succeeded but i believe she will one day). she will rub her face against you until you start stroking her, and will growl and even bark if you stop! we don't have the money to take jenny to the vets, for a checkup or for anything they may want to do. this has been an ongoing issue, but toos and dexter took priority, and it hasn't been a bother to her. she existed as normal for a long time, but that's since changed.
jenny has this lump in her mouth, it is larger than the picture shows, but she is a nightmare to force open her mouth since this got so big, i think it's uncomfortable or painful for her. she can't properly close her lips now, and it has pushed all her front teeth away, misshaping her mouth, and sometimes it bleeds profusely. eating has become difficult for her, she can't eat anything hard, and currently will only eat soft human foods like rice, scrambled egg chopped up so small she doesn't have to chew, and things like soups and gravy. she's lost a lot of weight, and i'm getting frightened. to add onto it, i've found lumps like this across her body. i've done as much research as i can, and i believe it to be an oral tumor, it fits, and it looks right, and it spreading across her body is called 'full staging'. and going by all i've read - they will want to remove them in surgery. according to my research, this will cost anywhere from £585 - £4,740 for just the lump in her mouth. that's not including any checkup/test costs, or the other lumps on her body.
she hasn't been to the vet yet, i don't have any secure goal or bills to share, just my assumptions and beliefs from researching myself online. my parents refuse to take her because we can't afford it. i want to save up money, have it in my bank, and show them that we can help her now, before it gets worse, or it's too late. as i said before, i don't have any income, so the only way i can do this is with help.
here's a link to my paypal.me
the icon is a little mouse, and the @ is rivellon
i struggled so badly posting the first post like this for toos. i felt so guilty and embarrassed and ashamed. but i have no choice again, i want to help jenny. i don't want her to suffer. and selfishly, i can't handle losing another dog so soon. this year has been waking nightmare, and i need your help to stop it getting even worse.
please reblog and share, even if you can't donate.
thank you for reading.
#animal illness#animal sickness#pet illness#pet sickness#vet bills#vet help#i don't really know what to tag this as. i don't remember what i did before#and i don't want to go look for my toos post because it will hurt so bad to see it i think#im on hiatus because i cant deal with this and be here right now. but im gonna queue/schedule this a bit i think#im sorry for asking for help again. but please consider helping jenny. she's so lovely#and she's keeping me alive right now#losing toos and dexter ripped me to shreds and shes the only reason i havent completely broken down#i am absolutely terrified of what will happen if we lose her too#god i feel so fucking guilty. i can't stop fucking crying. i hate this so much#im so sorry guys. please reblog and consider donating even a tiny amount#tiny amounts add up yknow#anyway . i should post this now instead of hiding in the tags
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mission report: you go back to college and we wait
#hifi rush#hfr#hi-fi rush#hi fi rush#chai hifi rush#chai hi fi rush#chai hi-fi rush#phew these are a job#supermegacool art tag#digital art#anyways just projecting since im starting uni in half a month n im terrified#hope i end up like him. trash collector#THIS TIME im listening to the prodigy are you proud of me chai#also also thank u for the love on the previous posts it means a lot 2 me...................#okay bayyy
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(。・・。) witnessed so much Fronnie today I had to draw them too
#fnaf#fnaf security breach#glamrock freddy#glamrock bonnie#fronnie#im not posting this on twitter or instagram because my family is there 😭 and I#no wait my bro follows me here#but he’s cool because he’s a furry#anyway#idk I thought maybe the pose was -w- too much I’m trying to not be nervous about these things#im 27 and terrified of these things 😭😭😭#by these things I mean romance#scandalous#pix doodles
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Împietrite-n ape stele, în lumina lor sub ele, Eu aud cum din adâncuri vocea ei dă din mormântu-i.
Uite ce-a fost astă vară.
leaving terror with a message for erebus, alone by moonlight, unarmed, despite jopson's and lt. little's protests
#my art#the terror#the terror amc#the terror fanart#francis crozier#the 3 songs i have on my playlist for this show r so somehow fr#these lyrics r from astă vara by alternosfera#anyways i been reading the book and theres some aesthetic choices there that dont show up in the show and i wanted to depict that#this book has. issues. but thats fine whatever#im learning the characters a LOT better this time around#ohmy god posting shit to new fandoms is so terrifying anyways go my scarab part two
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maglor's first time getting to go to a concert / his favorite singer attending maglor's first big concert
#silm#silmarillion#maglor#i didnt feel like inventing a name for the band so their name is just Band in tengwar#im pretty sure band means something in sindarin anyways (as in angband)#btw i have decided the band guy is named#moredhel#hes a feanorian and later a captain of maglors guard in the Gap#and yes he still dresses up like mandos for the bonus intimidation factor in battle#maglor's horses are the least easily spooked in all of beleriand because his army is half singers and all very screamy#only a few of them do the full feanturian look tho#it's very effective because everyone is scared of mandos#ranging from the people who actually know him being somewhat weirded out by his whole prophecy thing#to people who only know his reputation being absolutely terrified#maybe theres one feanturian warrior who specifically dresses as one of irmo's maia#and who specializes in those weird Songs that make people see the events of the song#ooh maybe moredhel survives to the third age and lives in rivendell#he doesn't normally wear the feanturi makeup anymore and basically nobody born post-darkening remembers feanturian-emo/goth subcultures#so when he does put the feanturian mask and makeup on half the house starts screaming about mandos#elrond unfortunately has to deal with it#at least he's causing less trouble than ''''Lindir''''
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the same clownery as usual lads 🌳🍑
!spoilers (but not for today's upcoming chapter lol)
'cultivate' by amazing wonderful talented @neonghostcat
#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#liushen#listen i know the space between posts is shorter than usual but I had these done and didn't want to hold onto them so uhm everyone hush#anyway hsdkj#i know ive already said this before but youre gonna hear it again aha i loovee shen jiu and esp how he's written here he's so fun#💞💓💖💕 bastard meow meow#hes such an ass but he means good deep down 😭😭#anyway rip to SY's most probable aneurysm once he reads how SJ decided to sign himself lmao#and also congrats to SY for his first child in a rebellious teen phase ahhasjdh#but tbf xiao draco does scare me to death fr fr troublemaking children are terrifying stay strong shen yuan hdjsah#and thats about it im gonna go take a nap now cheerio everyone
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hey remember that caramel-carmel Fake Script i was writing? yeah it's technically not done but i'm tired of tinkering with it so here it is! we'll just say it's a uhhhh uncovered partial script or somethin
this is not in any way official! it's a 100% unaffiliated fanwork & i am Just Fucking Around for Funsies
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BARNABY: oh, I love carmul!
FRANK: [long, disgusted pause] …what?
BARNABY: Carmul! You know, those tasty little treats you’re holdin’!
FRANK: You mean caramel?
BARNABY: That’s what I said.
FRANK: [scoffs] No, you didn’t. You said carmul.
BARNABY: We’re sayin’ the same thing here.
FRANK: We absolutely are not!
JULIE: [giggles] You really aren’t.
BARNABY: Carmul, caramel, tomato, tomahto! What does it matter!
FRANK: [flustered, stammering] It - it matters! Julie, you agree with me, don’t you?
JULIE: Well… I don’t know, Frank! I think both are fun!
FRANK: You’re both wrong, then! Wally, you agree with me, don’t you?
WALLY: [hesitant] …I say carmul.
FRANK: No! Not you too! How could you poison him like this, Barnaby?
BARNABY: Don’t look at me! I’m innocent, honest!
FRANK: Ha! So you admit that carmul is the wrong pronunciation!
BARNABY: [groans] ah, geez… throw a dog a bone!
FRANK: I’d be delighted to if you’d just-
[distant yelp as Eddie trips off-screen]
FRANK: Eddie! Thank goodness, finally someone who can put an end to this debate!
EDDIE: [nervous laugh] Oh no, what did I stumble into this time?
BARNABY: Hold on a tic, Frank. Hey Ed, take this. What do you call that tasty treat?
EDDIE: [with a tinge of fear] A… caramel?
FRANK: [triumphant] a-HA!
SALLY: [approaching] Did someone mention carmul?
FRANK: AGH!
BARNABY: [delighted] Perfect timing, Sally!
SALLY: What, for a delicious morsel? Hand it over, thank you!
FRANK: You’re all wrong, and I’ll prove it! We’re going to go around the neighborhood and - wait. [under his breath] One two three four - [returns to normal volume] we’re taking this to Poppy’s!
BARNABY: Then Home, then Howdy, yeah yeah - might as well ask the daisies, too.
JULIE: Oooh, and the butterflies!
SALLY: While we’re at it, we should phone everyone in the book, just to get the widest audience input.
FRANK: [unamused] You all think you’re so funny.
EDDIE: Well, you gotta admit it’s… it’s…
[brief, tense pause. Eddie clears his throat]
EDDIE: It’s perfectly sensible!
[Frank makes an affronted noise]
FRANK: Poppy will see sense.
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POPPY: I’d be delighted to have a cah-mehl, but I’m afraid it-
FRANK: [aghast, truly astonished] You’re joking. You have to be joking. CAH-MEHL? Does no one in this town have sense?! Besides Eddie, of course. And Julie - on a technicality.
EDDIE: [oddly pleased] Why thank you.
POPPY: My goodness, did- did I say it wrong?
BARNABY: [gleeful] Not in the least, Pops!
SALLY: As far as I’m concerned, you added an extra layer of… pizazz to the word. In fact, I may adjust my own pronunciation accordingly!
POPPY: [flustered] Oh, well, I didn’t - don’t change on my account -
SALLY: Take the compliment, Poppy.
POPPY: [meekly] Thank you.
[Sally wanders from the group, practicing the slightly adjusted pronunciation]
WALLY: I’m not sure I understand. What’s wrong with carmul or… care… mul… carmel…
POPPY: Don’t strain yourself dear, you’ll get a migraine.
FRANK: What’s wrong is that it’s ENTIRELY incorrect! It! Is! Pronounced! Caramel!
JULIE: Aww, Frank, I’m sure Home and Howdy will agree with us! Team Caramel, WOOO!
BARNABY: [barely restrained disbelief] Boy, won’t they!
POPPY: I’m not sure what the fuss is about… there isn’t much of a difference, is there?
[Frank makes a high pitched, frustrated noise and stomps off. He can be heard calling Home’s name in the background]
JULIE: Oop, there he goes!
POPPY: Oh - oh dear. I didn’t mean to rile him up.
BARNABY: Don’t twist your beak about it - Frank’s just bein’ Frank. Now if you’ll excuse us, I wanna see how it goes with Home.
WALLY: [quietly, thoughtful] But Home doesn’t talk like us…
POPPY: If you’re sure… Do let me know how it goes.
SALLY: [swaying back to the group] I’ll phone you post-haste! Or even better, I can come by for one of your delicious muffins and regale you with the whole escapade, in detail.
POPPY: [audibly pleased] That sounds - well that sounds like a wonderful idea! I have some fresh from this morning-
BARNABY: Sounds great! See you around, Poppy.
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FRANK: Home, I have an important question to ask you. Is the correct pronunciation for this candy ‘carmul’, or ‘caramel’? One creak for caramel, two for the incorrect carmul.
BARNABY: Talk about a bias…
[Home stays silent. Sally yawns.]
FRANK: One creak for caramel, two-
[Home slowly shuts their curtains]
FRANK: Hmph! The nerve… well, I suppose a house that can’t speak shouldn’t have a say, anyway.
WALLY: Home can speak. He just does it differently.
BARNABY: And I’m pretty sure they just agreed with me, Walls, an’ Sally.
JULIE: They did not!
BARNABY: Looked like it to me!
SALLY: I have to agree with Julie. Home just declared itself a neutral party, and so the vote can’t be counted either way. On to Howardson!
JULIE: Yes! Howdy! Our last hope!
FRANK: He may have terrible taste in company, but he’s a sensible businessman. Poppy and Home have let me-
JULIE: Us!
FRANK: -us down, but surely Howdy will back us up.
BARNABY: [faux-serious tone, knows something they don’t] Absolutely. Without a doubt.
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[store bell chimes]
HOWDY: Howdy-do - [brief pause, a tinge of surprise] everyone! My my, what brings the entire neighborhood to my bountiful bodega? Finally decided to clean me out for good?
BARNABY: [snorts] With how fast you restock? I think I’d break my funnybone!
FRANK: We have important business.
HOWDY: [mildly curious] Do we? That’s news to me! But I’m letting you know now that I don’t deal in bugs, Frankly. It’d be hypocritical.
FRANK: Believe me, I wish I were here to talk insects. Unfortunately, I need to settle a score. Mr. Dear, if you would?
EDDIE: If I would what?
SALLY: [stage-whisper] Barnabello gave you the, ah, parcel earlier?
EDDIE: The…? Oh! Oh, right - I have it right here, just… give me a second… which pocket…? There we go.
[sound of a small, hard candy placed on the countertop]
HOWDY: A carmul all for me? You shouldn’t have! No, really, you shouldn’t have. I’m on the clock.
BARNABY: [loud bark of laughter] I knew I could count on you, pal! So what’s the tally, Frankie?
[Frank mutters something inaudible]
BARNABY: What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me bein’ right!
FRANK: [explosive] You’re all wrong! The correct pronunciation is caramel, CARAMEL! You’re all - you’re all just - heathens! Heathens, I say! I’m taking my company elsewhere!
EDDIE: Mr. Frankly…
JULIE: [overlapping, following] Aw, c’mon Frank!
[the door jingles. Julie and Frank’s hushed arguing in the doorway underlies the dialogue]
HOWDY: It sounds like I missed quite the context! Mind filling me in?
BARNABY: That was pretty much it; a real potato potahto argument.
HOWDY: If you say so, Barn. Speaking of potahtos-
[the background argument abruptly cuts off, the door jingles again as it's closed]
FRANK: [rapidly rejoining the group] Hold it! You don’t really say potahto, do you?
BARNABY: [under breath] Here we go again…
SALLY: [deeply amused] Where on Earth did you pick up such a butchered pronunciation? I must have missed the sign on my tour down from the heavens.
EDDIE: [baffled, underlying the dialogue] I’ve never heard anyone say it that way.
JULIE: Oh! Is it a joke? Like, Barnaby says potato-potahto, and then you jokingly say potahto to make us laugh?
HOWDY: It’s not a joke. That’s how it’s said.
FRANK: [genuinely disturbed] No - no one says that. It’s potato.
HOWDY: Well I say potahto, thank you very much! And if you ever want one from my store again, you’d do well to accept that.
[Various grumbles of reluctant acceptance]
HOWDY: Good. Now, can I get any of you a refreshing drink after such a squall? You must be parched!
WALLY: I wouldn’t mind a glass of mulk.
[Horrified silence. A pin drop would be deafening]
[Sudden uproarious and overlapping argument]
#consider this a low budget dollar store fanfic#didnt want to write an actual fic so Just The Dialogue Works Fine#anyway ive never tried to write a script-adjacent Anything so have mercy on me#i dont know what im doing ever! im having fun anyways!#and for the record! im team carmul#well all pronunciations are valid in my book but i say carmul#always have always will dont know why dont know how#my parents tried to make me say it 'caramel' growing up and uhhh No <3#its fuckin carmul to me. To Me.#i dont say potahto tho. who the fuck does that who isnt a 50s mob boss in jersey#if a 50s mob boss in jersey is reading this: you'll never catch me alive#absolutely unprompted#welcome home#hmmm i should have a writing tag at this point#yk what ill just reuse - wait no i cant reuse the one from my dc sideblog#oh fuck it we'll stay on theme#snippets from the bog#yeah this little writing thing has been in my docs for like.#checking my nonexistent watch here. mmmmmmdont know. a while#and im slightly terrified to post!#its one thing posting art - posting any sort of writing is like breaking your ribs open with a crab cracker#and saying Hi! Have A Taste! I Hope My Viscera Isn't Completely Disgusting!#my god i hope they're at least acceptably in character. im trying im trying#i hope this gives someone a laugh!#or at least a hearty Chortle#or... blowing air through your nose in amusement. yes
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Woken up
#my art#miguel o hara fanart#Drider miguel o hara#drider#atsv miguel#I gotta stop staying up so late#besides this I’m working on drawing vig again#given his current description he sounds terrifying and I need to draw this fool#I’m also still working on the continuation of the couch scene :) it’s gonna be a three parter#there’s so much im working on at a time so have patience with me#anyways love y’all hope you have a good night/morning/evening#I’ll post in a little as always
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i finished arc-v :]
#ygo posting#it is 4:30 in the fucking morning i will elaborate further. tomorrow or something. i need to do my big long postseries postmortem#ANYWAY. THE END WAS NOT NEARLY AS NIGHTMARISHLY BAD AS I WAS TERRIFIED THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF RELIEF IM FEELING#LIKE MAKE NO MISTAKE. JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. IT WAS NOT GOOD. but at least. it was somehow the exact kind of funnybad#that makes me start losing it completely. why. did they do that. why does arc-v end like a fake tumblr post.#ANYWAY. im going to bed. this ygo was a complete fucking nuclear mess. i had so much fun. i love da world
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so lol, i kinda and finally listened to the jyushi and hitoya drama track that came with noctiluna (i am working lol) and it was adorable lol, jyushi and hitoya rode their bikes out to the sea and had a lovely time 🤗
and so i’m sure hearing that the jyushi hitoya drama track was them going to the ocean immediately set off a lot of alarm bells, ik it did for me LOL but the track also went out of its way to explain that jyushi had wanted to go with kuukou as well, but he was mysteriously unavailable, much to jyushi slight frustration, and y’all gotta understand that the second round of manga drama tracks have hinted at developments that happened in this current track drop i’m so terrified the bat drama track might have something to do with the ocean bro 😭😭😭
#this is vee speaking#i can’t remember if it’s something i tossed out on stream or in the tags of some post#but everyday i get more and more certain that ren and unami symbolise something kuukou needs to grow into and something he fears lol#ren’s name means lotus and you know it’s the flower of enlightenment lol#and unami’s name means the sea essentially and that’s one kuukou’s dislikes#so i’m pretty certain something about ren and kuukou’s story symbolises goals for kuukou#but his and unami’s symbolises a fear or something that negatively impacts him in some way#but anyway lol hitoya reasoned that kuukou was probably just busy to get jyushi to stop thinking about it#and kuukou at the end of the track messages jyushi asking him what he’s doing lmao#and the track ends with jyushi and hitoya wanting to come to the sea with kuukou some time#*clenches fist* may it happen and not be traumatic for any of them lol#i’m so sorry i have more to say tho LOL#this track and the curry track had an emphasis on winds actually#like there was a moment of silence in the curry track where the wind rustled the trees and it felt peaceful b4 kuukou ruined it lol#and then in the noctiluna track they both enjoyed the wind riding their bikes and the sounds of the ocean with that wind it was peaceful#maybe kuukou then messaged jyushi??? but nvm that kuukou has a verse talking about kamikaze in terminus#and a kamikaze is ‘the great wind’ translaterated and symbolises destructive forces of the wind and sea#IM JUST SO TERRIFIED WHAT IS THIS DRAMA TRACK ABOUT TO BE ABOUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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*slaps roof of au where all the characters who didn't make it to megamix got killed off* this bad boy can fit so much doomed yaoi in it!
based on @rhytmrocket's au thingy,, these doodles r assuming that characters disappear gradually (joe thinks as a martial artist he can stop sk from being next) and also the chars all leave objects behind (e.g., a football)
#i get Scared posting Angsty anything#abojt thwse lil rhythm game guys. because i am terrified of being sincere ig#but im posting these anyway bc it's not my au and i dont wanna keep these doodles to myself!!!!!!#rhythm heaven#karate joe#space kicker#punch kick toe#my art
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shanks reminds me of jmw turner's paintings so i wanted to put them together 💥
sketch for the painting under the cut!
#shanks#akagami no shanks#red hair shanks#red haired shanks#red force#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#it's kiiiiiiind of what i wanted#i was thinking about how people's eyes flash red when they use conqueror's haki#so i wanted to marry a red sunset by turner with a shanks portrait but it proved kind of difficult to balance the degree of abstraction lol#he's not as terrifying or scary or intimidating as i wanted to convey but the pro of that is that it looks more like a turner portrait#maybe one day i'll try again with a more stormy vibe but yeah the colours and emotion were pretty difficult to put down#i love turner#i tried to explore the more painterly brushes in procreate but i just ended up falling back on my favourite ones aha#the vibe i tried to capture is better conveyed in the sketch 💀 it's the shading. the shading helps convery it better#and i had to sacrifice the shading for the abstraction around his eye. ah well; learning experience!#anyways i know i just posted smth yesterday and also three hours ago but this is my blog and i will post if i want to#(i have to affirm this to myself literallt every single time i feel like im posting too much lmao)#i digress#oh btw that's a marine ship on the left about to go down from haki. jsyk.
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Why is posting art online scary :(
Anyway, my first art post:
#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#art post#posting art is terrifying#im posting it anyway#possibility of deletion#ineffable divorce#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#i love aziraphale#im not good at backgrounds#yet#ill get there
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bashing my head into the wall how dare you be so cute
#pokemon#pokemon masters ex#pokemon nemona#shes so#shes soioeu hrneirujgner#screaming#anyways#im not dead i just lose all sense of time i will write one day#but in the meantime look at her!#the scrungly#anyways anyways stream enforcer of knowledge#if enforcer of knowledge has a thousand fans i am one if enforcer of knowledge has a hundred fans i am one if enforcer of knowledge has ten#fans i am one if enforcer of knowledge has no fans then i am DEAD#speaking of fe engage i got jumpscared last night because some random person liked one of my insta posts#which is like yeah my account is public but it was terrifying#containment breach moment#it was my yunaka post unsurprisingly#and not the dozen or so jojo siwa shitposts#im gonna stop tagging before its too late byebye sweet dreams
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Erend: they don't Id me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes
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Erend: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Alva: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Erend: Not when you're playing with Zo, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".
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Varl: You're ignoring all your problems.
Aloy: I know.
Varl: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Aloy: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
Varl:
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Zo: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Aloy: turning to Sylens How tall are you?
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Aloy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Sylens: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
Aloy: I'm leaving you, and I'm TAKING BETA WITH ME!
Varl, picking up the strike board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Aloy: Want do you want to be for "Halloween"?
Beta: Loved.
Aloy: Don't do this.
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Sylens: I will not stand to be disrespected like this!
Aloy: Then sit.
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Alva: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life...
Zo: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Aloy: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Beta: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Erend: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Varl: Mental stability, my old friend!
Alva: Ancestors, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Varl: What do you think Kotallo will do for a distraction?
Aloy: Probably, like, whistle or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
Building explodes and several car alarms go off
Aloy: ...or they could do that.
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OK THAT'S ENOUGH I SHOULD PROABLY STOP NOW BYE
#no photos today#this is my favorite aloy and varl dynamic actually#“i'm fine” “you broke a rib” “i can walk” “you were literally hallucinating”#him being the voice of reason lmao#wanted to use “you'd be amazed at how many times i've fucked around without finding a single thing out” but couldn't figure out who lol#i live in a delusional au of varl's fine and elisabet and the others magically come back from the dead aka cryostasis and its lovely here#unrelated but yeah lol. i think the alphas would get a kick out of their nonsense#they just chill at the base and watch the chaos unfold. theyre also terrified and elisabet has two children now#i like this au its fun to think about#sorry that had nothing to do with anything anyways#not me randomly stopping in the middle of fighting two specters just to write this post for like 30 minutes lmao#update it was longer than 30 minutes i got distracted#horizon forbidden west#horizon forbidden west incorrect quotes#hfw#hfw incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#gaia gang#aloy#erend#varl#zo#kotallo#alva#beta hfw#fable's quotes#too many of them in one actually but im not removing any so#i love incorrect quotes hehehhh#ahyways too many tags bye i need to stop
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