#im sure there are men im forgetting but those 3 are the worst
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jobazzle · 4 months ago
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just gonna rant below the cut bc i just watched the finale of the tv show The Bachelorette that no one on here gives a fuck about however i'm :) so :) mad :) what :) the :) fuck :) did :) i :) just :) watch :) liiike i need 2 rant here IGNORE MEEEEEE
so ur telling me jenn is the first asian bachelorette and she's given some of the worst men of all time (two who make it all the way to the end????)
first guy (sam m.) jokes about pushing her off a roof while she is freaking out / showing that she is afraid of heights (it was a date on a tall building and idc if they were wearing harnesses that is! a weird! "joke"!) and is weirdly aggressive and sexual with her all the time and constantly talks about himself instead of her whenever asked simple things like "what do you like about jenn". thankfully he got sent home eventually
second guy (marcus) has multiple sexual assault allegations that have been surfacing since he joined the show. also he knew for weeks he didn't feel strongly for her but kept the relationship going. makes it all the way to the final two and then after she says i love you to him he's basically like "yeah i'm just not there" (she says i love you and he literally responds with I KNOW 😀)
third guy (devin) tells her throughout the show how special she is to him. tells her he loves her first. then when she doesn't say it back quick enough tells her he is getting unsure of their relationship (which pressures her to say it back). he is the final guy!!!! she proposes to him!!!!! they get engaged!!!!! after the show he starts showing less interest. they see each other less. he then ends the engagement via a phone call. says he doesn't think he ever loved her. follows tons of women on social media the day after breaking it off (namely a woman named maria who everyone thought was going to be the bachelorette before it was revealed to be jenn). parties it up in nyc. posts memes throughout the show airing (to gain relevancy and followers i'm sure). and refuses to speak to jenn until the finale where he can be in front of the cameras again. like. this man is terrifying. what the fuck is wrong with you.
oh!!!! and then after she confronts the guy who broke her heart in front of all these cameras they then force her to watch her engagement back and split screen it to show the footage of the proposal and her reaction to it at the same time!!!! like???? that is so insanely cruel??????
having an asian woman be the bachelorette for the first time is HUGE. and it was all ruined for her because the show cast a shit ton of men who were going into this expecting a different (white) lead. genuinely terrible how they handled all of this. i'm so mad for her.
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merlinssassybeard · 3 years ago
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Never forget that::
1. Gojo is a nobility like fr the gojo clan irl is an aristocrat royal family
2. Gojo however manchild n stupid he is, he is the rare living once in a lifetime space time god, so respect him
3. He is NOT FUCKING TOXIC WTF all these stupid ff writers make him sound so rude and horny all the fucking time it hurts my brain like you guys reading the right manga?
4. Can Men be bestfriends wo fucking each other? Like wth is wrong with this new noob genZ they'll turn a beautiful fun friendship into a gay relationship just shut tf up kids and go d1e. Gojo is best friends with suguru all the gay shippers can fuck themselves
5. Gojo is a nice person he is not an arrogant piece of shit wth?
Of course he is rich af strong wo comparison handsome beyond limit nicest dude off the block.
He literally grew up in a super rich household with 10 servants up his ass, he must've been pressured to act like an adult after his powers activated
he definitely was praised and worshipped from a young age as the rare 6eye boy and as the future gojo clan heir so thats he definitely has arrogance.
Sorry for the ranting but im so done with writers writing off gojo as a mean horny reader obsessed maniac like are you writers fr? That dude doesn't even have time to sleep
gojo is always working doesn't even have time to teach and y'll writers always writing off gojo as a horny shit
i genuinely think that you all ain't even reading the right manga like fr
this sainto some shit writer writes gojo in the worst manner possible and this bimbo one totally ruins the gojo we know from manga
I just want writers to write gojo's personality and social position parallel with the manga not your own ass piece of shit😤
Sorry again but i needed to vent out all this frustration since you're a writer too and reading your material i can tell one thing: your gojo is less meaner than others but still READ THE FUCKING MANGA DO SOME CHARACTER RESEARCH
Please read the manga and write accordingly 🙏 that's all i want.
You can reply of you want i know it sounds pretty rude but im just so done now with shit writers
Period.
**Gulps in anxiety
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I seriously don't know what to say but those points they're worth noting down, I'll be sure to note down the points you mentioned above my dear angry anon :))
Have some mercy on me dear angry anon I'm a new writer on the block♡ but doesn't fanfiction mean our own imagination? Think about it♡
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A meme to lighten up the tense air anon♡♡
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whitexwingedxdoves · 4 years ago
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Pairing: Negan x Reader Pronouns: She/Her Warnings: Language, Death Summary: A new life seemed far too good to be true when Rick promised it to you and despite your doubts that’s exactly what you got or atleast you thought.  A/N: Requested by @jinxeee​ - I HOPE YOU LOVE IT! Im working on the last part right now and it should be out TOMORROW <3  Tags: @aubageddon91​  Part One Here. | Next Chapter
 It felt like you were in that box room for years. The only human interaction you would ever get was when someone passed one of those rancid sandwiches through. You never saw Negan though and at some point, you gave up hope and came to terms with the fact he just didn’t care or loved you the way you thought he did. You lost track of the days and nights a long time ago, the blood had peeled from your skin now but it seemed to stain, or it was shadows…. or your mind just playing tricks on you.
 It had been a while since the door opened, no dog food sandwiches, no water. Nothing. You thought perhaps they were just going to let you die in there in the worst way possible. Your mind was left to fight the dehydration and hallucinations that came with it, the women you murdered seemed to jump out at you from each corner of the room when you’d least expect it… you were living your very own horror movie. Today you laid in the foetus position, trying to stop the ghosts from getting to you when you heard the door crack open, you wanted to look so badly but you were scared it was your brain playing some evil trick on you.  You finally gained the courage to turn towards the light, wincing at the headache that attacked you almost immediately but it was a sign that this was real.  Standing in the doorway was a tall slender man, a gun pointed in your direction, you held your hands up as you attempted to sit up straight. You watched as he lowered his gun and shouted for someone to help him. As you backed yourself into the corner, you watched as a much stockier man came running to his side, the skinner man made his way towards you but with caution.
“We’re gonna get you out of here” he spoke softly, holding out a hand for you to hold. “I'm Rick, Rick Grimes” a small gasp escaped your lips at the revelation of who was in front of you now. You had heard about him from the other saviours, you knew he was the leader for another community that was causing trouble for Negan but with your primary job at the sanctuary being to look after the sanctuary while the rest of the saviours were gone, you had never had to come face to face with the infamous Rick Grimes.
 You took his hand as he led you out of the room, watching to see if you were hurt anywhere. When you passed the door frame, you couldn’t help but let your tears stream, finally being free from that hell. Your hand squeezing Rick’s a little as you try to compose yourself. You turned to him not daring to make any eye contact, biting down on your bottom lip. “Thank you” you whispered, not having enough energy to say it any louder. You felt someone hit your side softly, your eyes now panning to the object, the other man holding out a canteen for you which you hungrily took from him and downed the entire thing. You allowed a small moan to pass your lips as the dust in your throat regained its moisture. You heard the unnamed man telling you to take it easy but how could you, you had been without water for days, you passed him the empty canteen and wiped your bottom lip. “Thank you –“ finally now your voice was able to hit a higher octave.
“Daryl”
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The men took you back to where they called home, Alexandria and it was beautiful, it was nothing like the sanctuary, it took you a few days to fully settle in – even longer to convince people that you weren’t a threat. Rick though, Rick didn’t need convincing, he’d keep you around him most of the time, teaching you new things like how to garden – that was your favourite job, He introduced you to his Daughter, Judith who seemed to take to you very well, constantly asking you to play with her whenever she saw you. He told you stories about his son Carl and the vision he had for Alexandria and you couldn’t help but tear up every time he mentioned he thought Carl would have loved you… like Judith does. The more you proved yourself the more people started to warm up to you, Michonne was the first to warm up to you, she couldn’t ignore how good you were with her daughter, nor could she ignore her daughter boasting about you at dinner every night. Daryl was a little harder to break, he recognised you as one of the saviours still but slowly he started to let his guard down around you – it was little things like bring you back your very own rabbit after a hunt or letting you watch him as he worked on his bike, it wasn’t much but you appreciated it.
 You’d stay in Alexandria for the most part, taking care of the children while the rest went off to work on the fallen bridge. You avoid the cell where Negan was kept like it was the plague, never offering to take food in despite some of the residents begging you too. You were happy again, finally. Rick had shown you what it was like to be a part of a family and now you did everything you could to show your utmost respect for the Sheriff, he was like a brother you never had and you wouldn’t let Negan ruin that for you.
 Today was a little different, you were asked to stay at Alexandria to watch Judith once again as the rest attempted to lure a horde of walkers away from the communities. You put Judith to bed but you couldn’t settle, you paced the living room floor awaiting Michonne or Rick to come through the door with good news but they never did. Instead you saw one of the residents knocking on the door, when you opened the door you couldn’t ignore the expression on his face, it was bad news. You looked past him to see a few familiar faces all seemingly upset, some had been crying. “What happened?” there was a crack in your voice, not really wanting an answer to your question and you didn’t get one. Instead you spotted Daryl just a little away from the crowd, deep in thought. You ran to him, hoping he could provide you with the answer. When you finally reached him, his eyes met with yours and instantly started to water, your chest started to heave thinking that the worst might have happened. Your eyes panned around the crowd taking in everyone that was there. You turned back to Daryl and swallowed the lump in your throat. “Where’s Rick?” your eyes started to tear up when he didn’t respond but you shook your head growing more impatient. “Where’s Rick!” you now screamed at the man, his tears now falling down his face as he shook his head, you had never seen Daryl like this before and that alone was enough to break you, you could feel your hands shaking uncontrollably as you attempted to make sense of the situation. “No- No…. No this is- No!” you cried, your legs finally buckling from under you, only to be caught by Daryl as you fell.
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Since that day, you and Daryl became pretty much inseparable, constantly out checking new places to see if there was any sign of the man but after a couple of years had gone by you had run out of places to check. You set your sights on helping Michonne with RJ and Judith, hunting for them and watching them whenever she needed you too and much to your surprise, Daryl was right there with you. You had been sure that he would have continued to look for Rick without your help and well, he did but he was never gone for more than half a day. He swore it had nothing to do with you or the kids but you knew different, you could read him like a book now. He was your best friend, and you were his.
You walked around the gardens with Daryl checking in on everyone for the day before sending him on his way. He’d make a few jokes about how life seemed far too domesticated for his liking and you’d tease him a little, claiming he would make the perfect stay at home dad one day which would only make him push you ever so slightly. You spent most of your time there giggling away with Daryl pretty much ignoring everyone around you, you couldn’t help but feel lucky to be able to see such a soft side of the archer and you soaked up every opportunity you could. The laughter died down as Daryl spotted Negan being escorted out to the fields, trying to distract you a little so you didn’t notice. He had completely forgotten to warn you that Gabriel had decided to put Negan to work, you shot him a confused look as he stepped closer to you, blocking your view with his broad shoulders. “What are you doing?” you laughed slightly, slapping his shoulder but when he didn’t move your tone took a more serious turn. “Daryl?” The southerner sighed while rubbing the back of his neck, avoiding your eyes.
“They’re lettin’ that bastard work on the garden” he finally admitted, moving ever so slightly so you could see the scene unfold. You saw Negan bent down near the strawberries, pulling at weeds, you couldn’t bare the sight of him any longer and your eyes flickered away swallowing the lump in your throat you sent Daryl a faux smile, nodding your head.
“Good.” You whispered before linking your arm with his and continued to walk away. Your heart was racing after seeing him, you didn’t dare visit him while he was stuck in the cell, you were too scared. You almost forgot what he looked like after all these years but your heart couldn’t forget how easily he broke you.
As he picked away at weeds with his bare hands, Negan’s eyes started to wander around the garden, his heart seemed to stop when he laid eyes on you the way you wrapped yourself around Daryl’s arm laughing. He always imagined that the first time he’d see you after he locked you in that room, you’d be on your knee’s begging to be loved by him. He could feel the jealousy rise in his body, his face turning a slight red colour as he pulled a little too hard on one of the weeds. That night in his cell, all he could think about was you and how happy you looked with Daryl, his mind wandering to what you’d get up to with the archer when people weren’t watching which only angered him more. Despite all the anger, he was left more confused than anything as he sat on the edge of his bed, why did he only see you in this light now? Why did he care so much? Instead of dwelling, Negan tried to shut his eyes to fall asleep, hoping that the next day would treat him a little better.
It didn’t of course as he tended to the garden he was once again met with your laughter, his eyes narrowed at the sight of you touching Daryl’s arms before you both chased RJ around the garden. He had never seen you so happy before, so radiant it made him smile just for a moment until he saw Daryl touch you back, his hand rested tenderly on the small of your back. He couldn’t look away despite wanting to.
“If you’re not gonna work you can go back to your cell” Brandon spoke, pulling Negan's attention away from you.
“I wanna talk to Eugene” he grunted as he stood up from the flower bed.
“I don’t think you’re in any position to be making those requests” the man teased, Negan only shooting him a look before the boy nodded. “I’ll see what I can do”
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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years ago
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Hallo!! Its the person who asked help on doing the ask! I didnt know what submission is or how to do it submission so I checked the reply on the post and followed it! Though thanks a bunch, Elsie! (Hope its not too annoying since I dont know how this stuff works yet)
So, may I ask a matchup with TF2, romantic and nsfw? :3
So starting off with.. I was born on August 22! Which mens Im a Leo. I definitely dont go with all the 'Zodiac = Personality' thing but like seeing that Leo's are usually the snobby, attention seeking (Toxic vers) and etc.. Makes me feel bad about my sign.
Im an INFP! And my hobbies are usually drawing and writing! I love both and do it most of the time!
I daydream a lot and usually get pretty good ideas when doing so! Im not a verky skilled writer but Im learning. I also do like to roleplay!
Im 5'7 (Not comfortable with adding my weight/nationality just yet)
Im pretty much a Pansexual/Panromantic(?) tomboy. Im kinda still exploring my gender but I do have a feeling I might be demisexual, though Im not too sure yet.
As a tomboy I usually get picked on because of it. It doesnt help more that Im quite chubby. Im basically a tomboy who fights back but could cry.
I am pretty clumsy and I could forget a task that was just given to me in like a second sometimes. I absolutely LOVE to laugh! Its basically my passion now. Make me laugh and I would enjoy your company. Im talking every humor. Dark humor, uh.. Self depricating humor, ironic humor, SARCASTIC HUMOR.. Even the worst jokes on the planet! Id laugh! I even laughed at my own joke. It didnt even make sense or even pass as one but I laughed too hard at it. Though at times, I csn be very serious.
On times when Im serious, I get angry. I try to push it away but I would always somehow get angry and act like a kid on a tantrum but right after I get heartbroken and I feel like such a jerk. I also sometimes get overdramatic and I also feel like such a jerk. So prolly after all that I stay blank infront of new people and rub everything on jokes. Because laughing makes all the bad thoughts go away!
I think Im a pretty insecure, anxiety-filled person. Im a bit smug and funny-annoying to some friends but to new people? Then Ill be a nervous wreck on trying not to embarass myself and become an anxiety filled person.
Anyways
I believe I am a very weird (in a good way) person. I mean like- i mean medics experiments look cool and amazing and fun-
I watch comedies or action most of the time though I dont mind exploring other genres though! Im not that picky. Though I prefer to laugh.. As I said :)
I do NOT like dresses. Maybe on some occassions when I REALLY have to but kost of the time: NO just no. Tuxedos are better!! MAKEUP IS WORSE! Okay maybe just REALLY LIGHTLY grazed. Like prolly eyelashes (NO FAKE ONES. GO AWAY) and light blush I guess..
I absolutely ADORE animals. They are all so cute! Frogs and lizards are pretty good but let them stay 10 ft away from me. They are cute but just- I cant bare to let them touch me. Even being scared of these animals I still love iguanas- huh- Maybe a specific type of lizard hurts my soul. The gecko-
Even after BOTH of those animals I love everything else! My fvorites are Birds, Snakes, turtles and dogs! Every animal technically.
Though out of all of these. My favorite experiences were my snake memories! Id always touch or scratch(in a softy kinda way) them when I see one! They are just so cute!
I am pretty good at baking! I bake cookies and brownies and so on. I still yet to explore the different recipes and stuff out there! Maybe its a hobby I guess? Though now I dont do it more often.
I can very much speak in fluent sarcasm when I feel like Im bored, youre too annoying or Im upset. Mostly 1 or 2. I can also smell bullshit from a mile away- though I would actually go on with it just for the ride and gig of what might happen next... Then double cross them by creating an even bigger bullshit and drop it on them. Basically the " When life hits you hard then HIT IT BACK! HARDER!"
(If this helps. I can prolly talk about my friends so it makes it more detailed on people I kinda like? If not then skip ahead till theres ....... In the end!)
So for my friends... They arent ... That... Very.. Bright.. I wouldnt say its kinda.. Depricting.. Its cause they kinda are and they say it anyways.. So basically they are ALL squareheads. But they could be so adorable and kind though. Yet so chaotic. I can go for chaotic! I can be the center of chaotic in our group.
Though my best friend? Mega squarehead. Even she knows. Though we love eachother for the stuff we do. We do a lot of stuff together and I give her a lot of platonic affection and friendly gifts! She returns them in a different way of course but I dont mind a lot! She has been with me through all of my bad times like tantrums and overdrama to my vents and sadness. I think that what I would want in a partner!
........
So what I want to have in a partner is that they are understanding and would even stick by if I have one of my temper-tantrums or sad venting times, even those times when I could be a huge pain in the ass and annoying. I think that that is VERY attractive in a person. It makes me feel better about myself and comfortable. Id love to be in a relationship where I could be myself 24/7, have some nice quiet time or like have comfortable silence together. Yes Im chaotic and sometimes loud but I could be very chill and quiet often too! I am very flexible in personality(? I think thats how you say it). I can be loud and chaotic at one time but I could alsp be the chillest person you can hang out with.
I am a very affectionate person. Of course usually behind doors most of the time but I dont mind holding hands in public. I dont think Im into kissing on the lips yet though. I can be patient in a relationship. Ill wait for the person to open up! Though most of the time I like to talk and get closer to my partner. But Ill wait!
Im not looking for any traits in my partner yet! I love to explore personalities nd how they might just get along with me! Though I kind of hate pretty smug people.. And I mean smug in a flirtatious way! I mean like a little is nice but too much can be just downright annoying for me and ruins the mood... (I mean Im smug too but not exactly like this-)
I dont care if they are the next Einstein or if they are dumber than a rock. As long as that I know they love me, be by my side even at my worsts, make me smile and dont hurt me on purpose then I find them VERY attractive. I also dont give two shits if they have drinking problems (*COUGH*) as long as you arent the "Ill kill you" or break everything and throw it at you kind of drunk then I still love you, A LOT. I also dont give two shits if they are busy with work most of the time but they still give you love and affection when they have the time. I mean.. I work most of the time but always seem to find time to give affection and words of understanding! And for some reason- I kinda love big tender guys (COUGH)
I dont care who you are as long as I know you love me :). (Id say the other stuff but like i feel like Im already saying it again and again in an annoying way)
I guess Im pretty complicated- I dont know if Im too easy or too hard to handle. All I know is that who ever Ill get matched to, I hope that he would really accept me for who I am!
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IM SORRY IF IT MIGHT BE TOO LONG! And sorry if its pretty annoying or stuff like that. I hope I didnt annoy you in any way, Elsie! And I hope Im not controlling my chances too much! I just wanna be descriptive and all that! I wanna express myself just the way I am and who would be perfect for me! :)
If its not too annoying Ill add this so some others get better/worse chances:
Sadly. A hard pass for Spy. The dude is nice but I dont really like the guy :(
I see Scout as a brother-
And you saw the other hints in this form :)
Thanks a bunch Elsie. Your writing is beautiful!!
Your matchup is... Heavy!
[Disclaimer, if you're coming from the tags, this is part of a special event I am holding from November 17th to the 21st where I am accepting matchups from all fandoms I currently write for. Feel free to check out my 1K celebration masterlist here for rules during the window this event is open! If it's past the 21st midnight USA central time, do NOT send me a matchup. I will have to politely turn you down. Sorry </3]
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In General
SO, I know there are hints thrown everywhere in here about who you're probably swayed towards BUT that's not how things work here. You mentioned drinking problems and being tender and that screams Demo?? (who wouldn't love Demo-) to me but I actually got really strong Heavy vibes here based off intuition alone. And I never fight my intuition when it comes to these things. You didn't give me Scout or Spy vibes so like, hey that worked out pretty well!
What He Likes About You
Mikhail is such a sweetheart and into soft, quiet things. He likes that you're into drawing and writing, wants to know what you're daydreaming about as well. I also like to think Mikhail likes tall ish people, so ofc he likes that you're not like, super short or anything. Your sense of style is also really nice to him too. Your laugh is absolutely gorgeous to him, and your humor surprisingly matches up REALLY REALLY well with his. The two of you are always laughing. Mikhail has a dry, witty sense of humor so the two of you are constantly going to be going back and forth lmfao. Thinks you being "weird" is cute tbh. He's just endeared to the things that you do. COmedies and action films are really fun to him, though he's not always into movies tbh. He just wants to spend time with you. Mikhail is SUCH a softie for animals. He likes frogs and lizards but won't bring them around you if they make you uncomfortable.
You Two as a Couple & NSFW
This part is always my favorite to flesh out bc it always gets ungodlily long. Mikhail is a more than patient man, we all know that. He cares so deeply about you and wants to make sure you're in a sound state of mind. He's going to make sure you're never overwhelmed, and when you are, he'll handle it. Would literally fight people for picking on you due to your gender identity and how you choose to present, that's gross. Mikhail doesn't like people getting bullied, especially you. You being chubby?? Not a problem either in fact he likes it. Thinks you're absolutely gorgeous. He will remind you of things from time to time because this man never forgets anything. Might worry about your self deprecating humor but he's good at his own. He knows that when you get angry, you're not at 100%. Honestly the two of you need to just talk it out, y'know? Like communication is key. He knows you don't always mean what you say but sometimes those things hurt? So, y'know, just talk it out with him. His love for you is so much stronger than temporary emotions and words he knows you don't mean. I also think the two of you would bake together because I think that's really cute. He's a rock to you, tbh. He doesn't mind that you're chaotic because it kinda spices up his life a bit? But he definitely appreciates when you're in a much more chill state of mind because it relaxes him. He's a by nature, calm and collected person. Mikhail is EXTREMELY affectionate. I feel like no one really expects that but he is. He's genuinely an affectionate person especially behind closed doors. He doesn't like showboating his love for you because he's not a very flashy man. Mikhail opens up to you pretty easily tbh. He calls you cute things in Russian. I think that's cute. He's a romantic, and he's actually super intelligent, the language barrier doesn't help. He keeps you in line, adores you. It's good. That's all I can say it's really, really good.
This man is tender as all hell. He's nothing but gentle, I don't think he has like, any super out there kinks? Like, maybe he's a bit of a gentle dom. Treats you like glass, but he's a big guy. Plays into your size kink VERY well. He's super good at praise and prone to slipping into his native tongue, but it's literally all words of love. He loves hearing praise from you though because it makes him melt. He'll pull your hair but gently because he literally does not want to hurt you. Just tell him your limits though and he'll abide by what you say you can handle. Quickies aren't necessarily his thing, but sometimes he cannot resist the want to touch you. Might touch you and leave you burning, like, I do feel he's into edging- but he always lets you finish. He's never unfair. Mikhail is a big guy on ALL fronts, so be careful trying to take that monster in lmfao. Take it slow and sweet the first few times, yeah?
Closing Thoughts/Other Things
I'm like, half awake as I write this but, hi love bug, hope you enjoyed! If you sent me signs I cannot mentally comprehend anything lmfao. Saw your second post, don't worry. It was include here. Sending me this much is never annoying, don't worry. Also thank you for the compliments. Lots of love to you, and again, hope you enjoyed <3
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floatinginwords · 4 years ago
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Saved by the Devil (2/?) - Tommy Shelby
Summary: You work for Sabini now and life is manageable. Until one night when the Eden Club is turned upside down.
Paring: Tommy Shelby X fem!reader (not romantic..yet)
A/N: this chapter was alot of fun writing. Hope anyone who reads enjoys and has a good day. 
 You didn’t know which was worse being kept in an asylum against your will or working for Sabini. The day he put you in his car, you had thought the worse of the man. He questioned you thoroughly and you lied through your teeth the whole time. He was easier to read than Thomas Shelby. You could tell what he believed and didn’t which helped with whatever you needed to embellish and sell to the man. By the end of the car ride, he brought you to his club Eden. Aside from the workers who either cleaned or lounged in the back, it was empty.
“Stay here.” He commanded leaving you alone amongst strangers.
  And for 2 weeks, you stayed. The strangers soon becoming friends and acquaintances who would help feed you, cloth you, and shelter you. Nights when the Eden was officially open they allowed you to work as a waitress. Trinity, the first girl to befriend you, showed you the tricks and shortcuts around the place. Soon it was like you’ve always worked there. Until Sabini came back one morning.
“Your fathers dead.” He stated.
You wondered if Thomas Shelby had anything to do with that or coincidences were just in play.
“I’ll be honest with ya, I was gonna planning on telling him I had you. He would have wanted you alive or dead. It wouldn’t have mattered to me. Nothing against you sweetheart, its just business.”
 Your teeth grind together as you bite your tongue from saying something that would get you a bullet between the eyes.
 “But now that’s gone to shit now that your pops gone got himself killed. But now I gotta know what im gonna do with you.” He says eyeing you up and down.
 “What do you mean?” You ask, wary of his stares. 
 “Trinity tells me you handle yourself good around here,” He gestures to the club, “And I know you’ve done work for your old man. You can handle a weapon?”
 “Of course.” You say.
 “Then we’ll be in touch. Enjoy your job.” He smirks, sending shivers up your spine.
    The next year of your life was you working at the Eden club, serving and entertaining guest while dealing with people who were either drunk or high off their faces. Sometimes Sabini would need you accompany him to parties or meetings as his date. He would describe it as you being his second pair of eyes. And you would do your job as being distractingly beautiful (which was quite easy with the dresses he would send you to wear) while gathering information off allies and enemies, helping Sabini whenever the chance. It wasn’t like you had a choice in the matter. The guy was basically your boss. And you were learning to deal with him. Because most of the time he wasn’t all that bad. Except on nights when he wanted to celebrate getting blank out drunk and a bit handsy. He wouldn’t go any further than an unwanted touch on the shoulder or thigh. You feared the alcohol would make him braver but so far it hasn��t.
      Trinity and you grew closer over the year. Her being the only friend that would remain. The other growing jealous at the unwanted favoritism Sabini seemed to give you. Tonight he wasn’t here. And the Eden club was as full as ever. The band was playing its tenth loudest song in the row, not breaking a sweat. People dancing on the dance floors, snorting cocaine off of tables, making out in dark corners, and drinking like their livers could handle the poison. It was out of control. The guest yell at you from all different directions asking for all types of fucking drinks that no mind could handle.
        You bring a bottle of whiskey to one of the tables, you couldn’t remember if it was what they wanted or not. But it was not like the pair were paying attention. You could see the woman with her hand down the mans pants but the man’s sight was trained on something across the room. You rolled your eyes, ‘no man is ever satisfied’ you thought to yourself. And as you walked away you noticed another table of men staring in the exact same direction. You turn your head, searching for what you can only assume was a problem.
         It doesn’t take long for you to spot him. It would take years for to forget his face let alone those eyes. And though you hadn’t thought about him in a long time, he looked the exact same from when you both sat inside his car. He sat at table with two other men dressed similarly to him. The other two man drank and talked to each other while Thomas simply observed. He seemed to know that a bunch of eyes were all on him. You don’t know how long you were staring until his eyes meet yours. For the first time since last year he actually looks off guard for a moment. But he quickly reassess himself. You watch him as he walks up from the table heading towards you. The men watching and glaring at him don’t take their eyes off him.
“Funny seeing you here.” He says standing side by side to you. His back to the wall, eyes watching everything in front of him.
 “Were you hoping to piss off someone tonight?” You say, your filter always seeming to want to come off at the worst of time.
 “So you’ve noticed them too,” He mumbles, “What are you doing here?” He asks.
 “I work here.”
 “You know who owns this place-“
 “yes, Sabini.”
 He tilts his head to the side and furrows his brow. You shift your weight under his stare.
 “Its funny, for someone who longs for freedom you sure have a way of getting yourself trapped all the time.” He finally says drinking from his cup as if was nothing.
       A mix of hurt and anger heat up within you. You don’t meet his eyes as you try to find the words to speak. You can’t because there’s truth in his words. The silence is prolonged, you wonder why he even came to speak to you. You eye Alastair, the guy in charge when Sabini wasn’t around, heading to the table where Thomas’s friends sat. You see the men staring at the two of you looking angrier and angrier by the second.
“I think you should head back to your friends.” You walkaway before you hear what his reply.
He calls out your name but you keep going ready to busy yourself with some useless task. Trinity gives you a look as you come beside her polishing the glasses with her not saying a word. She liked to joke a lot about how much you liked to talk. Your head was almost empty with echoes of his damging words. Almost
  Were you just a bird more accustomed to a cage? You had always dreamed of travels and adventure. Love and family but it seems the path that you always end up on leads to none of that. It just leads to surviving. That’s not living.
BANG
  You flinch at the noise of the gunshot the rest of the club screaming and jumping down in fright. You see Alastair standing at the top of the stage with a double shotgun in hand. The whole club goes silent. All eyes go to where the commotion had started. Men bloody on the floor.  Thomas Shelby and his two allies standing tall.
 “Get out.” Alastair says holding his gun firmly to the men.
Trinity whispers in your ear, “They saw you talking to them.”
 “We came here not to make enemies no we came here to make new friends” Tommy says loudly. his friend with the mustache kicking the shit out of .some poor guy on the floor.
 You turn to Trinity, “It wasn’t anything serious.”
  “I don’t think it mattered. Those are the Peaky Blinders. And they just started a war in Sabini territory.”
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qwertyfingers · 4 years ago
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Hi, I'm curious, could you elaborate on what things people in SPN fandom produce that you wouldn't have been able to filter out as a teen? I'm not really sure what you're referring to. Problematic porn? Bad takes? Wanky fan activity?
okay uh CSA, incest, and suicide trigger warnings for my answer here lol
first off i dont. really think you actually need me to explain this to you and the way this is worded really feels like either an attempt to minimise some truly atrocious shit or like, imply that i think highly of myself which is not true? i'm full of bad takes bro. i don’t care what people are posting as long as it’s not harmful. but there’s a few layers to the issues i was referring to yesterday
1) while it’s gotten a LOT better over the years, the defense of john’s parenting still happens fairly frequently, and as a kid who related extremely deeply to dean’s specific brand of Menhol Eelness that kind of defense of abuse would have really messed with my headspace! it’s messed up in and off itself to defend people who harm their kids - even unintentionally! - but the way that it specifically affects children who are still being abused is the worst of it. every kid with CPTSD who’s ever had to see someone defend behaviours they recognise from their own abusive family as done out of or as excusable because they had a good reason remembers that shit for the rest of their LIFE
there are echoes of what happened to me in dean, both in the abuse and trauma itself and the way it affects him in the aftermath. to see those things minimised by fans can be really re-traumatising for people. i’m very glad that my exposure to it comes at the end of several long stints in hospital and several years of intensive therapy. i don’t know that 18yo me who attempted suicide on a near weekly basis and hallucinated my abusive step father in my house all the time could have coped with takes like ‘its okay because john was drunk and alcoholism isn’t his fault’ or ‘john wasn’t abusiv he was just grieiving’ or ‘john didn’t abuse dean, everything he did was reasonable for their lifestyle’ without becoming deeply unwell. 
2) we also all already know how much deeply fucked up incest content gets made and shared in spn circles. like, okay,  have made peace with the existence of incest shipping. i blacklist that shit and i move on. most of it is avoidable and i can kind of forget about it if i’m being careful. but some of spn fandom is on another level. people write and draw some shit that is like, actively triggering on the ‘call my therapist and beg to be sectioned’ level. i had to renew my lorazepam prescription for the first time since lockdown started lmao.  one of the fandom darling artists literally posted graphic dean/jack porn on their blog next to their really popular castiel art like. i’m not kidding when i say that would have made me hurt myself when i was younger
3) there are a LOT of really weird interactions btwn minors and adults in this fandom and while thats noit something that the corner of tumblr/discord i move through has any real problems with, i still see shit go down in other circles / servers, and the things i saw on the  periphery when i was younger tell me it used to be wayyyyyyyyyyyy worse. adults actively encouraging like 13yos to read/write porn, children being pressured into incest content, 30yo+ people having intensely sexual interactions with minors like. 
as someone who is generally of the belief that ‘minors n adults shouldnt interact online’ is the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard, supernatural fandom does sometimes make me think im wrong and wish i could set everyone under the age of 18 in a safe enclosure away from some of the insane people that go here like. 
in general i think that teens having adult friends in fandom is good becuase it allows an avenue for discussing legitimate issues you have and they can be really helpful to help rpotect young people! I literally owe my adult fandom friends from my own childhood for giving me the lagnuage to talk about the abuse i faced and they were the first people who ever made me feel like i had a way out of my situation. without older online friends i might never have found out that the reason i had no interest in sex was because of trauma, or figured out that the reason reading fic about women or trans men upset me so much was because i was projecting my trauma onto them, and with cis mens bodies i didnt have that issue. i owe all of those things to adults who in the modern day might be chastised for being friends with me because i was young, but i needed them! 
all this is to say that i think the breadth of inappropriate adult/minor interactions over the years have led to an environment where a generation of 20-somethings are now terrified of interacting with teenagers (for fear of becoming the adults who traumatised them), and a generation of teenagers who are largely terrified of talking to adults (for fear of being traumatised) and miss out on guiding hands that some of them really need. if the adults in your physical life harm you, and you cannot turn  to adults on the internet, what do you do? 
4) i’m so tired of people writing underage porn, bro. there are enough adults in this show, grow the fuck up
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katslitg · 5 years ago
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how the open heart lis would react to you being pregnant. (obvs jackie’s pregnant in her scenario.)
Jackie Varma:
god she’d be pissed!!!!!!
“what do you mean positive??? check the other ten tests!!!!”
“jack, all of them say posi-“ “shut up!!!”
she’d be mad, mostly at herself for not being careful enough
pregnancy on top of money problems is rough
good thing you two already live together
wouldnt acknowledge it until she started showing
“dr varma, ure pregnant???” “yeah, just ignore it.”
shed ignore you at the beginning, not knowing what to do
“jackie, c’mon, you cant keep ignoring me! it takes to two to tango!” “i can and i will,”
when you finally force her to come shopping for baby clothes, supplies, furniture etc, she loves it
“omg look how adorable! can you believe our baby’s feet are this small!”
she’d become insecure further into the pregnancy
“what if im not going to be a good mom, hm?”
“don’t say that, jack, you’ll be a great mom,”
you two would move into the your room, since it had a better view and change her room into a nursery
the boys would help you put everything together.
“bryce, that’s not where its supposed to be- ykw forget it.”
“jesus, dr ramsey do you even know how to-“ bryce would shut up just seeing ethan give him a glare
“see i knew raf would come around to save the day” she’d flirt with him, making him blush
cutest mood swings ever!!!
“all im saying is he’s a fucking jerk and i- ohhh sienna are those donuts?”
jackie would get stressed at the weirdest moments, and you kiss her and cuddle with her to calm her down
“mc, you know i hate kids, why did this have to happen to us!!!!”
she’d slowly come to terms with the fact that she was going to become a parent
god giving birth would scare this woman, and trust me not a lot of things scare her
“mc, what if-“ “jack, breath, everything will be fine!”
when you two found out you’d have a daughter she smiled
“at least i wont have to deal with a little mc” she’d joke
when she got in labour she’d curse at everyone!!!
“AND YOU! YOU MC ARE THE WORST ONE HERE! GETTING ME PREGNANT AND THAN MAKING ME DO THE HARD PART I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!”
“uhhh....”
after a couple of years, the three of you would move into a bigger apartment, still close to the hospital
god, your daughter absolutely lovessssssssss aunt sienna and uncle elijah!!!! these two dorks would hang around with her all the time
“dad, can i stay at aunt sienna’s after school?”
“she’s working today sweetheart but mommy will be there to pick you up”
you two would have some sweet, annoying nicknames for her
love, sweetheart, sugar, honey etc
Bryce Lahela:
he’d be excited and scared
he would freeze when he found the positive pregnancy test in his trashcan
“i wanted to tell you but seems like you already found out,”
he’d shut you out and be less loud at work
“bryce, please talk to me” “uhh, cant have a long shift today”
but one day you’d show up to his apartment, keiki opened the door
“oh hey keiki, is bryce home?” “yeah come in”
youd try to get him to talk but man he was not feeling it
“i just need some space mc,”
wouldnt even take a week for him to come over and apologize to you
“im just not sure if i’d make a good dad, i mean i had two bad examples growing up, what if i-“
youd cut him off with a kiss
“no need to stress, bryce, im certain you will make a great dad!”
you two would have to look for a bigger place, and also someone to fill your spot at the apartment
sienna, elijah and jackie would help you decorate the nursery
“jackie those colours do not match with the blankets i bought” sienna would say while jackie just rolled her eyes
“well maybe you shouldn’ve bought so! many! blankets!” jackie said while holding up multiple blankets
“guys please its mc and bryce’s child we can’t fight over this” elijah was the only one who would think rationally
when you found out you were having a son bryce almost jumped into the air
“a little bryce,,,,” he’d say with heart eyes, making you roll your eyes
when you went into labour, he’d be the one freaking out
“can’t believe im saying this when im the one in labour, but good god bryce calm down!”
uncle raf!!!!! aunt kyra!!!!!
rafael and kyra would absolutely adore your son!!!! theyd fight over whose turn it was to babysit
“kyra, you had him last weekend!” “but mc said he always talks about how fun aunt kyra is!”
“why dont you two take him to the park together? he loves both aunt kyra and uncle rafael equally” bryce would say, making the two adults reluctantly agree
“finally a moment alone with the woman of my dreams” he said the second they left, making you chuckle
keiki would hang out with your son. occasionally.
“aunt keiki can you read me a bedtime story?” “right. im aunt keiki.”
she’d love it secretly
Rafael Averio: (pretending sora doesnt exist here lol)
this man would beam with joy!!!
he had always dreamt of having a big family of his own
“youre pregnant?” “yeah.... i-“ he’d kiss you before you could even say anything else
would brag to everyone about it
“do you guys know im goin-“ “going to be a dad? yes raf you told us like a million times” his paramedic friends would say
it was even funnier when you saw how some people avoided him because of it
would not leave ur side
“jesus ever heard of personal space?” “oops sorry”
he’d be at ur apartment all the time
“raf, not that we don’t enjoy you being here but don’t you idk have other friends?” jackie would try to get him out of the house
sienna’d be fine with it since he would help her cook n bake stuff
“i didnt know you cooked!” “not really just some stuff i picked up from my grandma”
he’d sleep over at your apartment
when you got insecure he’d talk to you and make u forgot about it in a certain way ;)
“what if im not a good mom? or what if your fanily doesn’t approve of me?? oh good god this is not going how i imagined-“ “relax, you know my family loves you, now get over here”
you’d move in with him, and get someone to fill ur spot in the apartment
the two of you going to the senior center together!!!
“now edith you better not get to comfortable” you’d joke, earning a laugh from rafael
kyra and bryce would come over and help with the nursery, of course it was after the boys’ gym day so bryce dragged ethan with them
“hey gu- oh hey dr ramsey!” you’d say with a bright smile when you opened the front door.
“kyra not that i dont love you but what even is this?” “yeah i tried to make a blanket but as you can see it backfired”
“uhm ethan you sure that this is the color we picked out?” bryce would panic, knowing damn well they didnt do the one you asked them to do right
“well good thing aunt kyra did got the good color” she’d go get it from the car while the two men started at her in confussion
when you found out you were having a girl he got super excited
“a little mc running around the house” he’d say, already coming up with names
when you’d go into labour he’d put up a calm gentle persona while in reality he wanted to screammmmm
uncle bryce n aunt jackie!!!
u cant tell me bryce n raf havent become close friends
“hey dad can uncle bryce and aunt jackie stay for dinner?” “sweetie youre ignoring the rest of our guests”
even tho they would admit it bryce and jackie loved babysitting her
“do you want to come with uncle bryce?” “bryce thats enough its MY day!”
his family would come around often, bringing gifts every single time
his grandma would try to get him to propose, earning glares from him
when your daughter heard juliana say something along the lines of “when is the wedding” she’d get super excited!!!
“are you two really getting married??!!”
Ethan Ramsey:
you two would already be in an awkward position bc of the gwyneth thing
what was worse was that he admitted to not wanting to get married and have children
god, that little fight on the way to leland and at house took a toll on you, so when june came to check on you back in the hospital you told her
“so, youre pregnant?” “yeah” you’d sob
she wouldnt force you to tell her who the dad is, but it was obvious
before the fight you’d always come to the diagnostics team’s meetings with a smile on your face but now it was a neutral face or sometimes even a frown
soooo ethan found out. not directly from you, but from june, resulting in another fight
“you told june but not me?” “you dont even want kids i cant just casually bring it up!”
the awkwardness would be there for a while, im talking 2-3 months
“enough already! you two talk this out! not only is this bad enough for the two of you but also for me and baz! think about us! and our patients!” june’d snap one day
you’d talk it out, still awkward around each other
“jesus, ethan we can’t keep doing this, i have an appointment to check on the little one, you want to join?” you would try to keep the awkwardness at a certain level, he’d nod with a smile on his face
so when he found out he was having a son, he’d be happy, still very scared but very happy
“im sorry, mc. i acted as a jerk and didnt listen to your needs. i want to be in your and our baby’s lives.”
he’d ask you to move in with him, which you reluctantly agreed to, i mean there wasnt even enough space for a nursery in your apartment
sienna would invite herself and elijah over to help you with the nursery , since they knew about you two since that time after the hearing
“thank you, trinh,” ethan would say as he accepted the cookies she had baked
“i helped too. just so you know” elijah chimed in, earning a chuckle from you
god labour was the worst, you had to do an emergency c section since it was a bit too early for the baby to be born
so when they send your son off to the nicu, ethan would be there the whole time, very worried
“dr ramsey, you should go we’ll take care of him” the nurses would try to get him out of there with no luck, “no its fine i just want to stay here”
when you two could finally go home he would make sure to never youre side
“mc do you need anything? want me to bring you something to drink? maybe an extra blanke-“ “ethan shut uppppppppppppppppp its 3 am”
of course your friends would come over but not as often since they had to take care of their interns and stuff
uncle baz and aunt june!!!!!
“AUNT JUNE!!!!” he’d yell when you, june and baz picked him up from the daycare at the hospital
“wow so youre just ignoring uncle baz?” baz would act hurt, making the boy laugh
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spaceysp · 4 years ago
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on a scale of 1-10 which ccs in the dream smp do you think will survive an apocalypse? also pls give reasons as to why, im trying to make a statistics graph for school
OooO! sorry for not getting to this whenever you sent it, but hopefully you’re fine with having it now! ill be going from least to most likely to survive (also fair warning, i dont know alot of these people all too well so in doubt i will be reading their wiki page and im gonna cut out ppl i dont know at all ((also also im gonna be talking about them IRL, not their smp characters because that seems like what ur asking for but i can do another for that if thats what you meant)))
EDIT: I AM AN IDIOT AND DIDNT NOTICE “on a scale of 1-10″ IM SORRYRJSDHKJAESF IMMA ADD THAT
least likely
tommyinnit- okay listen, mans is a child, and from the few live-action vids that ive seen, doesnt seem to be very handy with tools. i couldnt even find that he has any hobbies outside minecraft, so unless he can MLG clutch irl, i dont think he has much going for him 1/10
purpled- basically the same as tommy, idk much about him and i couldnt see that he has any extra hobbies. the apocalypse will not be merciful to minecrafters 2/10
ranboo- see above, he’s higher because of that height and height alone 2/10
niki- i may get some shit for this one, but i think she wouldnt do well because shes too sympathetic, she might try to save those left behind or share, leaving her in more danger than before for the sake of kindness. she also is sensitive to light apparently so thats also a disadvantage 2/10
karl- idk alot about karl either, but im pretty sure he loses, like, every mr beast challenge i think thats like his thing, so even if idk wtf those challenges are, imma say that sets him up for failure in my eyes irl 3/10
quackity- the dude got tired from wii sports. i dont know if he has any irl abilities, so imma have to do him dirty with this one 3/10
fundy- hes a coder, a really good one at that, so while that may help him in the logistics and planning department, i cant say the same for physical ability 3/10
antfrost- idk what hes done irl while being a server admin for years, but hes read warriors, which although may mean he didnt get out much as a kid, it also kinda tells you about herbs and plants?? idk if its accurate but its something 3/10
tubbo- same logic, hes a kid, i think kids are automatically gonna function worse than adults, however, apparently he used to be a trampolinist??? that at least means that he has good stamina and at least a bit of strength, so i think if he didnt let his emotions cloud him he could kick at least a little bit of ass 4/10
eret- he seems to be willing to do almost anything to get things to turn out his way in the smp, but irl he seems very charitable, so idk how that would translate in an apocalypse scenario. hes gonna be about midrange because i cant say what theyd do 4/10
technoblade- im sorry techno but he only plays minecraft and reads literature, i think he might have enough disconnect in order to sacrifice other people’s needs for his own, and i wouldnt put it past him to take what he needs from others, but i cant give him much more than that 4/10
skeppy- you may think ive put him too far up, and yes, this dude somehow managed to run a 20-minute mile. yes, he only has 3 shirts but still has two cars, yes, i dont think hed be able to sacrifice someone else in a pinch. however what everyone is forgetting is that he has connections to the weirdest assortment of people i know, and could probably convince them to help him out. alone? f tier, dead in 3 days. with his car gassed up and knowing where his friends are at? he could last a while i think 4/10
sapnap- he apparently said his worst fear is being alone and losing his friends. which? i mean, i think both of those things would happen in this scenario. he does have jock energy though so hes lower-middle range 4/10
george- geroge is gonna be the complete center on which everyone else is judged. i dont know anything about this man irl. for all i know he could be a gold-medallist weight lifter. he seems to be fairly quick-thinking and independent, so i could see him doing fine maybe 5?/10
wilbur- a wildcard like george except what i do know about him seems way more powerful and also unhinged. everything i learn about him irl scares me i think he could live on being a sneaky little theif bastard 6/10
captain puffy- uhh idk its just her vibe. i think she could do well 6/10
punz- he looks like he could and would kick my ass 7/10
awesamdude- dudes really smart, and 6′7?? he has the reach to knock zombies or whatever TF out   6′7/10
schlatt- he lives in new york, owns at least one glock, and im sure is willing to betray anyone in order to get to the top, i think hed do pretty good 8/10
badboyhalo- okay listen this may be partially favoritism but this is by no means a professional list. he can shoot guns and throw knives and axes, knows how to cook and has beaten up someone at least once. im gonna say his only weaknesses are being a bit forgetful and overly sympathetic, but whatever i think he can get past that 9/10
dream- man, i really didnt wanna give mans the dub here, but i think i have to. 1. its known that all florida men are a different breed, and dream is Peak florida man. hes one of the only ones i could find that ever played an actual sport, and his quick-thinking skills displayed in manhunt is pretty much unmatched. he also shows a hint of cold logic in his actions, doing whatever it takes to gain popularity on youtube in the beginning, and i think that could translate to real life as well. overall, i cant say i was expecting this result, but i think its what i have to do 10/10
most likely 
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bucksbisexual · 4 years ago
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so....... i watched ep6 since apparently i like pain now and oh my fucking GOD
first of all, INKORN!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!
but also, INKORN TTTTTTT_TTTTTTT
TEARS PEOPLE. T EA R S
okay let me start from the beginning because what an episode yall
so . we start with a flashback and it was cute ! if only the last one was too HAHAHAHAHimcrying
team being like “hm...... manaow and del are really close lately......... Are They........” after i literally said it out loud was the biggest shared braincell moment i’ve ever had in my life and mind u i have a big sister who i’m very close with lmaO
(also, women are gay too pharm smh)
win being a little bitch with his I’m An Adult Bitch You Can’t Tell Me Shit to team god i love him sjfhksjf
DEAN HOLDING PHARM’S HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pharm just going into cardiac arrest after dean interlocks their fingers is the biggest mood ever
also manaow baby that’s- that’s not how you check if someone is sick JKSHFSJHS
“don’t forget to eat your lunch” “don’t forget to swallow it too” “beware of choking” THEY REALLY- FHSKGFSLJJFKS
yes i went back to the episode to write that i have no memory whatsoever
i was so scared when dean had his flashback while driving like i was praying to every god in existence for him to not crash,,,, the flashback was cute though
that tear though........ that shit Hurt
but korn saying “like” !!!!!!! half of my brain was like “HE!!!!! LIKES!!!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!” and the other half was just “omg like ram” lmao
pharm calling manaow beautiful ;; yes she is she’s the most beautiful girl ever i love her with my whole heart
that mf guy who doesn’t know the meaning of no can CHOKE (also i heard the actor’s problematic or sumn???? so fuck him too bYe)
thankfully pharm is That bitch and shut him up not once not twice but a shit ton of times in like,,,, less 2 minutes
that’s my mans man hell yeah
apparently everyone in dean’s faculty knows pharm?????? lmaoooooo but when those 2 (and later 3) tried to flirt with him i was like???????? get tf out?????????? out here abusing of pharm’s niceness smh
thankfully dean came to the rescue jsfhsk
bro when pharm picked a thread and it led to dean i was like....... oh my God they actually did that
the FORESHADOWING bro
also that kiss scene......................... perfect i loved it even though i hate their outfits so much but i can get over it if it gives us this amazing scene
dean just ;; being patient with pharm and asking if he’s okay and just asking him until he gives oral (is it vocal? girl idk) answers to the questions he makes just to be sure ;;
god why can’t men be like dean why do u have to be Assholes smh
AND THE RED THREAD!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
dean making pharm wear his jacket sjfhksj u couldn’t be more territorial bro literally (and apparently) everyone knows you’re into each other theres truly no need jfshkf
“if it doesn’t invade our privacy too much, i think it’s okay. also, i think it’s a good way to let that person know that he shouldn’t mess with someone who isn’t single”
first of all, DEAN U ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART
second of all, the shadeeeeeeeeee lmao yes bitch drag his ass
and last, SKJLFHGLJKHSLKHKSJG
thank u for listening to my tedtalk
i will repeat myself, why can’t all men be like dean
also, a bonus: i of course went to the episode to get the dialogue and i saw the name lemon lemon and i was like “wait..... is that manaow???” so i google translated her name and it does mean lemon omg thats SO cute i love her even more rn
okay i don’t know if it’s only me but the girls from the cooking club? the best girls ever me thinks
okay we’re approaching the last part of the episode yall i felt so many emotions in like 13 minutes
we start with the worst, a Flashback.
i literally saw the outfit and started crying. like. no joke.
the mother??? sister?????? aunt?????? being hella worried and in being like “it’s okay i’ll be back in like . 2 seconds”
THIS BTICH NEVER CAME BACK
the little girl please i’m legit going to cry again thinking about her and imagining her waiting for in to come back home and just.... not really understanding whats happening when her mother (im guessing here) starts sobbing when she picks up the phone
OH MY GODDDDDDDD
also according to like,,, timeline and shit inkorn were  from the 60s or 80s right???? which means she’s still alive if nothing has happened to her..................
HAHA so much fun in this blog! just joy laughter and happiness!
also it was in’s birthday.............. oh my goodness
okay moving on to something that hurts less! team being the dunk boy on the booth omg win this is not how u flirt
also i realised that the open house thing happens like... mid first semester so it hasn’t been that long since deanpharm know of each other/have been talking damn bro
win teasing pharm is like,, one of my favourite things lmao i might do a gifset of these moments when i finish the drama if i’m not too lazy
deanpharm holding hands in public tho ;;;;;;; ok bitch call me single and ugly a little less louder
win though SJFKHS *looks at team’s hand* team: no. go away
oh god oh god oh godddddddd here comes the thread talk
the moment team said suicide i stopped the episode because i thought Something would happen to pharm but oh GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING WHAT HAPPENED
THE STARES!!!!!!!! THE REALISATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE “PROMISE” AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCKUGISFUIKGJHSLGWJ
i will literally never recover
also i paused that scene so much just to scream into my comfort stuffed toy and i’m so sorry for her
i also couldn’t help but think of how the others at the table were like because if that was me idk what i’d do
i might cry or be like “wow u guys are such great actors” but inside my head because i’m an introvert
but god that was,,,,,,, yeah
and when they of course showed The flashback scene and i saw in’s outfit i cried because he truly never went back home
okay i think that’s it i literally took almost an hour to write this because i tried following the episode while having a thousand thoughts in my head + make lots of typos lmao
i hope these aren’t too bothersome to u guys ;; i post these because i need to share my thoughts somewhere but if someone doesn’t want to see them u can mute the tags i use in these posts or something hhhhh
i might use an specific one for these tho because if i gotta make 17 of these at least let’s make them be organised some way,,,,,
alrighty that’s all byebyeeeee
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jordanshenessy · 4 years ago
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Ten questions:
Rules answer ten questions, then to write ten questions of your own & tag other people
@earthling-isa @stoffans just gonna do your questions here
Sarah’s questions:
#1 What would be the most fitting for you: the sun, the moon or the stars?
The MOON. 🌙🌙It’s so pretty and I’m oddly attracted to its aura. It seems lonely in the night sky and sometimes I am too 
#2 Where have you felt incredibly out of place?
Umm, I guess like whenever I’m in really big groups and everyone already has established friendships and i’m just like there like 👁👄👁
Also going to family friend gatherings bc everyone makes fun of me for not fully understanding our language and im still sitting there like 👁👄👁
#3 What are the moments in life that make you realize life isn't all that bad?
I think when my family sits down together and we are all laughing and having a fun time teasing each other and it’s all in good fun and it makes me realize how much we love each other (these are VERY briefs moments tho haha)
#4 Which song makes you feel like you're floating on a cloud?
Dream glow - BTS and charli XCX
#5 Sunset or sunrise?
Sunset. But if I’m being honest both make me feel really anxious I think cuz it’s prayer time and I like can’t sit and EnJoY
#6 Do you like it when people do stuff for you without telling you?
OMG it’s the best feeling ever! irl my friend would like staple reports for me or like make sure to hand in my stuff in class (like we’re in the class) if i’m like busy and physically can’t get up to give it (this is really subtle and idk how to explain what i mean lol) and on here @snorbs i mentioned i liked parallels and you made a gifset for me without me asking ily💕 and @sanabakkoushd​ you made a gifset for my birthday and at that point no one had ever made a gifset for me i was sooo happy omggg ily💕
#7 Did you ever cheat on your tests in school?
nope. except for those ones in middle school where we had a substitute teacher and the whole class was cheating and the substitute would be like completely aware and not even say anything lol
#8 Could you take care of a plant or would it die instantly?
I think it would die instantly. The only reason all the plants in our house survive is bc my mom and dad are soooo into plants. I love plants too but I’m so forgetful about watering 🙈
#9 Do you think you're a difficult person?
I think maybe in some ways I am. I’m a pretty easy person to get along with mainly cuz I just mold easily to others. But I feel like of you hang around irl for longer, you’d see I’m very stubborn about some things. idk lol
#10 Give me one word to describe yourself
Tranquil
Lyka’s questions: 
1. What’s the best decision you’ve ever made?
None of them luv hehe
2. What are you good at but you wish you weren’t?
ouuu i actually don’t know. Maybe like cleaning?? bc then every one asks me to clean sbdbjdj
3. What do you need to have in your garden (if/when you have one)?
hydrangeas, we some in our front lawn😌
4. 2000s or 2010s?
oof i wanna say 2010s, that was a wild ride, I was literally too young in the 2000s
5. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told?
Probably all the ones where I use my mom as an excuse to not go out or do stuff dhdjdjjj sorry mom
6. At this moment, do you want to be older or younger?
younger. always will pick youth bc im scared of getting older hehe
7. Men?
who? Lmaoo but I mean yes the valid ones anyways
8. What’s your favorite movie franchise?
Why is marvel the only thing coming up in my mind even tho I can’t stand it sometimes lmaooo
9. How did Jens Stoffels figure out to use toothpaste...?
Lykaaaaaa shjdfksjd lets ask @jensrolt for that one lmaooo
10. Do you like to write? (Not a story just normal writing like notes for class and stuff)
um i like study notes but they take so long for me to make and also they have to be a subject i like so like anything in biotech or genetics or human anatomy
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do 1-100, coward
I AM NO COWARD
anyone who actually reads through all this, god bless you. you can blame leigh @thessaia, i give you full authority.
1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
of those three, pandora. although, i prefer apple music.
2. is your room messy or clean?
LMFAO. CLEAN? I DON’T KNOW HER
3. what color are your eyes?
brown, but they’re lighter than that in the right light. almost a caramel with a dark chocolate ring on the outside.
4. do you like your name? why?
yeah, i don’t mind it. its always been there. lol i mean i used to have different nicknames or pretend to be other people. idk i told my parents when i was like five i was going to change my name to Felicia Franchesca Sarahmichelle Lynn. don’t ask. in fifth grade (before dylan o’brien was even famous) i begged my parents to call me dylan and refused to respond to any other name for like a year. also, don’t ask.
5. what is your relationship status?
single as dingle
6. describe your personality in 3 words or less
CHAOTIC, SMARTASS, STABBY
7. what color hair do you have?
answered
8. what kind of car do you drive? color?
kia forte, although my dad calls it an orte since the “f” is missing. funny story, i  got pulled over and gave the dude my license and registration and shit but apparently, he didn’t look at it cause he put on the warning “orte” which i promptly laughed my ass off to. if he had given me a ticket i could have absolutely fought that bitch in court in won. SIR I DO NOT DRIVE AN ORTE. IS THAT ITALIAN? DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN AFFORD AN ITALIAN CAR? I DRIVE A FORTE SIR.
9. where do you shop?
ONLINE
10. how would you describe your style?
very idgaf
11. favorite social media account
tumblr
12. what size bed do you have?
full, it takes up my entire room so i couldn’t go bigger if i wanted to
13. any siblings?
answered
14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
uk, always wanted to live there idk
15. favorite snapchat filter?
idk what its called but it has this higher temperature tone to it and gives me cute little freckles
16. favorite makeup brand(s)
i don’t wear make up, i used to use stilla (i think that’s how its spelled)
17. how many times a week do you shower?
i usually shower like every other day unless its hotter than a pair of saggy tits
18. favorite tv show?
that changes with the weather tbh. i can’t say i really have one. for a really long time it was supernatural though.
19. shoe size?
womans 11.5 (us) i think its a men’s 9?
20. how tall are you?
5′ 3″ or 160cm
21. sandals or sneakers?
sneakers. god i hate sandals.
22. do you go to the gym?
uh, no.
23. describe your dream date
answered
24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
thats funny cause normally i don’t carry cash but i actually have $20 atm
25. what color socks are you wearing?
im not wearing any atm
26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
answered x2
27. do you have a job? what do you do?
not technically? i’m an hourly temp but i hardly get any hours since i cover for the full-time employee.
28. how many friends do you have?
irl: 0    online: too many to count
29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?
oh god, i honest to god have no fucking clue. i don’t think about this stuff. i’ve done some stupid ass shit but my short term and long term memory are both shot to tits.
30. whats your favorite candle scent?
i think i answered this one for a different ask game. i hate most fragrances and artificial smells, even non-artifical ones. i got a sensitive sniffer. im chill with like vanilla though if its not too intense.
31. 3 favorite boy names
Dylan (not even cause dylan i’ve just always liked the name idk why), Jeremy, Jacob (the other two are random)
32. 3 favorite girl names
i know these are random as fuck, but i’ve always liked them so shoot me.
Andromeda, Persephone, Franchesca
33. favorite actor?
i like a lot of actors, way too many to fucking name and remember off the top of my noggin. for sanity’s sake, we’ll say dylan.
34. favorite actress?
god, again way too many to count. i can’t even think of any right now even though i know i have some. lets say Emily Hampshire
35. who is your celebrity crush?
answered36. favorite movie?
answered37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
i would love to read but my adhd makes it really hard to concentrate. i’ll have periods of time where i’ll read a bunch its insane and then i’ll just kind of stop for a while idk. i always loved because of win-dixie or a wrinkle in time, bridge to terabithia, and american assassin.
38. money or brains?
brains, then you can work for the money and you know shit
39. do you have a nickname? what is it?
sawahbwear, sassafras, whiskey, sar
40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
good lord, i don’t even know. way too many. definitely more than ten.
41. top 10 favorite songs
answered42. do you take any medications daily?
not anymore, i kept forgetting to take them so it fucked me up not being on a regular dosage so i just stopped taking all of them.
43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
see, im weird af. cause like my skin is oily af, but also fucking dry and i have shitty eczema 44. what is your biggest fear?
answered45. how many kids do you want?
idfk. i mean for as long as i can remember i always wanted them, but tbh idk if im the type of person to have any…
46. whats your go to hair style?
messy bun
47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
small, row house
48. who is your role model?
dont have one.
49. what was the last compliment you received?
probably from michelle i think, or alaina. idk i don’t keep track. unless you consider kiana calling me insane a compliment. 🤷‍♀️
50. what was the last text you sent?
“thankies”
51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
tbh, i don’t think i ever thought he was real…pretty sure i could put in time out in preschool for making a kid cry cause i told them leprechauns weren’t real either.
52. what is your dream car?
mustang or challenger
53. opinion on smoking?
conflicted
54. do you go to college?
disappointingly
55. what is your dream job?
no clue
56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
rural, but still close enough to shit it doesn’t take me an hour to go places.
57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
haven't been to a hotel in a long ass time. i do but i never use them.. FREE SHIT
58. do you have freckles?
yeah, but you can’t see them unless i’ve been outside in the sun all day for hours.
59. do you smile for pictures?
relatively
60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
5604
61. have you ever peed in the woods?
yup, and in a parking lot, and in public.🤙
62. do you still watch cartoons?
i hardly watch tv anymore, but if i did, fuCK YEAH
63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
WNEDYS ALL DAY ERRY DAY THE RED HEADED BITCH IS MY HOE OKAY
64. Favorite dipping sauce?
ew, no.
65. what do you wear to bed?
tshirt
66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
answered
67. what are your hobbies?
writing, coding, listening to music??, reading
68. can you draw?
NOPE
69. do you play an instrument?
also no
70. what was the last concert you saw?
like two years ago, circa survive with thrice and a third band idr
71. tea or coffee?
neither
72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
neither
73. do you want to get married?
idk
74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
DO
75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?
idk, part of me wants to but most of me doesnt want to
76. what color looks best on you?
i look good in all colors except white.
77. do you miss anyone right now?
yeah
78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed cause i still live at home 😖 but if i didnt probably open so my cat could come and go as he pleased
79. do you believe in ghosts?
ghosts, no. spirits, yes.
80. what is your biggest pet peeve?
answered
81. last person you called
my dad
82. favorite ice cream flavor?
mint choco chip
83. regular oreos or golden oreos?
damn, regular.
84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
RAINBOW BITCHES
85. what shirt are you wearing?
supernatural. dean and sam with baby
86. what is your phone background?
mitch rapp
87. are you outgoing or shy?
im an ambivert
88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
FUCKING YES
89. do you like your neighbors?
the ones on the right are bearable and the ones on the left can fuck off with their insane semen demons
90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
neither, but i should.
91. have you ever been high?
nope
92. have you ever been drunk?
answered
93. last thing you ate?
hot dog
94. favorite lyrics right now
answered
95. summer or winter?
fall
96. day or night?
night
97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?
dark
98. favorite month?
umm, august? idk
99. what is your zodiac sign
aquarius
100. who was the last person you cried in front of?
i don’t remember, it’s been a really long time since i cried in front of someone.
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The Notebook - 5-  (slow updates)
Pairing: Bucky x reader
Warning:  angst , so much angst so please don’t hate me.
In 1940, Brooklyn, Bucky Barnes meets 17-year-old y/n at a carnival.
cowriter: @pawfect-melody
cover by: @im-finallly-clean
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Dear y/n,
it’s been exactly 15 hours and 38 minutes since you left. god I already miss you like crazy. I don’t know what to do without you or how to go on. I want you back, I take back what I said, please don’t find someone else. I’ll wait for you, I'll wait till you’re back here in my arms. or I’ll get another job and save all my earnings so I can come to you. Please darling, wait for me too. I'll come for you and then I'll make you my wife and we’ll live in the house by the lake, I'll fix it for you. Please come back to me, doll.
i love you,
with all my heart, always yours,
Bucky.
Dear y/n,
It's been 4 days, 13 hours and 25 minutes since I last saw you, last heard your beautiful voice, last held you in my arms and tasted your sweet soft lips on mine. I can still feel you, smell your sweet perfume. I miss you so much doll, tell me you’re okay and arrived home safely. 
I dreamt of you last night, I dreamt that I had you back in my arms again and we danced all night long. It could have been our wedding day.
I love you,
your Bucky
Dear y/n,
3 months, 2 weeks and 5 days, and I still haven’t received a letter back from you. Are you still mad at me? god doll, I’ll always regret what happened between us, how it ended. I’m so sorry doll, I still hope and wait for the day we’ll meet again.
I heard the war is moving closer and closer, Steve and I are enlisting to help the troops overseas. I hope war never reaches where you are, keep safe doll. 
i love you,
your Bucky
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2 years later
“TAKE COVER!!” “INCOMING!” “AIR ATTACK!” 
multiple screams were heard over the open field somewhere in Flanders surrounded by trenches where the American troops had set up camp. Most of the day was spent by making sure their gear was in the best condition and altered if needed, wounded cared for and newlings were trained. The day had passed without any incidents and then the worst happened.
Captain Steve Rogers and Sergeant James Barnes sat around a small fire munching on some bread, Bucky writing yet again another letter to his love y/n when they heard the screams followed by the sound of the sirens. An air attack could be seen coming in from the horizon, their time of rest was over. Both men were quickly on their feet gun ready if needed, they didn’t have cannons or other big guns at their disposal to defend themselves against air attacks. They needed to take shelter and wait this one out before they could try and reclaim more land from the Germans. Even though everyone here was a soldier and knows what to do in these kind of situations, panic erupted everywhere in the camp, not a soul wanted to be outside the shelter. But of course both Steve and Bucky waited to help others into the shelter.
“Bucky, you should go inside too. Those planes will be here soon, we don’t have much time left, go.” Steve yells to him from halfway across the field.
“No! I’m not leaving you alone out here, not with an incoming attack.” he screams back
“As your Captain I command you to go!”
“No! Not without you!”
But it was already too late, the first planes arrived over the top of the field.
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Finally after all this time y/n had finished nursing school and was sent off to help care for wounded soldiers at the frontlines in Europe. She wasn’t going alone, she had quickly made some new friends during her studies, Lacy, Wanda and Natasha that had also been recruited for the job. 
“who knows maybe we’ll meet some hot soldiers when we arrive.” Natasha giggles as she nudges y/n who was staring out of the train window looking at the passing scenery deeply sunken down into her thoughts. 
“ugh? what?” she asks surprised when she felt the nudge. 
“Where are you with your thoughts? are you thinking about a man?” Wanda teases.
Oh, if they only knew that she was in fact thinking about a man, her man, even if he technically wasn’t her man anymore she never stopped thinking about Bucky hoping that he would write her like he said he would. But his letter never came so she figured that he had moved on. Had he found someone else, was he happy or did he miss her as much as she missed him? she would never stop loving him, how could she? he was her first real love, everything could have ended differently if she hadn’t been made move, they could have still been together maybe even married. However, she couldn’t keep wallowing in the past, she had to keep going and leave the past in the past, she had to move on. 
“oh no, just wondering about how everything will be at the camp when we arrive.” y/n quickly makes up. 
“well I said that maybe we’ll meet some hot soldiers.” Natasha repeats herself just as the train arrives at the station. the girls keep giggling and talking between them as they get up with their stuff and make their way through the train towards the exit. y/n already being in a better mood was now enthusiastically talking along with her friends as they exit the train with all their luggage stepping onto the busy platform not really looking where she was going when she heard Lacy calling out to her. “y/n! look out” but it was too late, she collided with a hard body dropping everything she was holding onto the station grounds.
“oh god, I’m so sorry I wasn’t looking where I was going.” she started to apologise as she bends down to pick up her things.  
“it’s okay ma’am I wasn’t really looking where I was going either.” the man spoke up in a friendly and warm voice as he dropped to his knees and helped her gather her stuff. When she looks up at him she finds two brown eyes looking back at her, he was a handsome man and for a moment she didn’t know what to say to him so she quickly mutthered a simple “hello”
the man chuckled but gave her a wide smile as he helped her back to her feet and handed her her stuff that had fallen.
“Hello, I’m Tony Stark. it’s a pleasure meeting you ma’am.” He introduced himself.
“y/n y/ln.” 
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The moment Bucky saw the planes he knew it would be impossible for them both to reach the shelter in time. He had to decide if he would try to run to the shelter and hope he would make it in time or run to Steve and at least try to get them both to safety. Knowing that their chances were slim to none on making it back alive. But he couldn’t leave his best friend behind not after everything they had been through so he started to ran towards Steve. Everything happend quickly and before he knew the first bombs started to fall exploding around them, the shockwaves pushing him to fall to the ground with a smack, he knew he didn’t have much time till another wave of bombs would fall. so as fast as he could he got up to his feet and started to run in the direction of where he had last seen Steve but he wasn’t there anymore. He heard faint groaning coming from the trenches just a few feet from where he stood, he quickly followed the sound and made his way down in the trench. 
“STEVE!” he called out to only get the groaning in return. Steve was laying on the ground covered in dirt. Bucky quickly made his way to his best friend and kneeled down next to him ready to help him to his feet and back to safety when his eyes fell to his face. blood, steve wasn’t covered in dirt but in blood, it seemed that one of the bombs exploded closer to him than he thought it had. Bucky quickly found where the blood had come from, there was a big gash just above his right eye that seemed to go till his ear and was the reason his face was covered but then his eyes fell to his upper leg and Bucky almost lost what little he had inside his stomach. It was too gross for words and there and then he realised he was too late, there was no way Steve could survive the bloodloss. Bucky refused to give up on him so without thinking he pushed his hands onto the bleeding wound on top of his thigh, if he was able to keep his friend alive long enough for help to arrive maybe there was a chance he would survive this. but just as he wanted to put pressure onto the wound he felt a biting pain in his left shoulder. 
“Buck, you’re hurt.” Steve softly muttered out as he tried to lift his hand towards the bleeding wound on Bucky’s left shoulder.
Bucky just cursed as he grabbed Steve’s hand trying to calm his probably dying friend. 
“it’s okay Steve, I’m okay, we’ll be okay, help is on the way. just hold on punk.” 
“No... it’s not... Buck...I won’t make it...tell Ruth I love her.” he stutters
“you tell her yourself damnit.” Bucky growls knowing well enough Steve was right and he should tell his friend that he would do as he asked but before he could open his mouth a new wave of planes arrived above them, it was too late. 
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ok so i feel like telling the world my bias list (kpop) for no reason and i was a little scared to but oh well lol
im gonna do this in parts. this list is my bias’ in boygroups pt.1
soo yeah if you wanna see some beautiful asian men you can keep reading lol
kinda turned out long oop
imma do nct on another post bc thats fucking loonngggg
1. kim hongjoong; stage name: hongjoong (leader of ateez, rapper, lyricist, producer and composer (i forget if those are the same thing) )
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king of the lesbians
personally i think hes SOME type of gay but, y’know, you do you baby (’good lil boy’ is the song he wrote on their new album akjsdl)
prince of mullets in kpop (king is minghao from seventeen)
so?? pretty???
he paints his nails for the polished man campaign!!! (this was before the group became ambassadors.) v socially aware as well
his voice is very high for a rapper but i rly love it
wanna hear what he thinks of atinys?? (the fandom) listen to ‘aurora’
korean big minion 
very very good at english, despite what he says
is so caring for his ‘children’ ugh such an amazing leader
also a little brat sometimes but we dont talk about it
a MAN
fuck gender roles
5′7 skirt guy you’ve probably heard of in the kpop tiktok community
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the official campaign pic:
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2. han jisung; stage name: han (main rapper of stray kids, lead vocalist, producer and composer, lyricist, ult bias uwu)
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heres the tea
this man literally saved my life
he has been through so much and i relate to that. seeing that he made it through the worst gave me hope.
his music and lyrics just speak to me (wanna see me cry? send me the song ‘19′, its written by him)
on to the happier things
his s q u i r r e l   c h e e k s
hes honestly so pleasing to look at ugh
vocals????? fricking great???? listen to ‘hellevator’ and ‘district 9′ for his vocals
jEoGiYa NoOnA HoKsI nAmJaChInGu IsSeOyO (’wow’ 3RACHA)
part of 3RACHA, a rap group between him and two other members
his american name is peter and he loves nat geo wild and cheesecakes and honestly if thats not amazing idk what is
lived in malaysia??? for 6 years???? lovin the melanin y’all
THE FUNNIIEST MAN ALIVE Y’ALL WAIT PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO IDK WHY BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME
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3. im changkyun; stage name: I.M. (lead rapper of monsta x, sub-vocalist, maknae (the youngest), producer and composer)
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fam im WHIPPED for this man like honestly i dont like subbing or sex in general lol ace things but i’d let him r a i l me
lived in america for 3 years and israel for 4; speaks fluent english and its SEXY
rapping skills??? on point???? both in english and korean ugh
LOOK AT HIM HIS DIMPLES AND HIS FACE AND UGH
is one of those people that does n o t like to be touched but then he’ll kiss your cheek out of nowhere
babie
VERY SOCIALLY AWARE LIKE HE SAID FUCK TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MISOGYNY 
confident in his own skin and super open about it
“For IM, ‘Wearing a harness is just to express our song concept. Showing the audience what we want to show is the most important thing. We’re not ashamed. We’ve done a lot of sexual items, like harnesses and chains. We’re comfortable.’ “ 
“But, for argument’s sake, where does your own sense of masculinity come from? IM pauses for a long moment. ‘Having a dick,’ he says bluntly, sipping coffee as his bandmates’ jaws drop and shocked laughter ripples around the table.”
that interview is here 
kinky lil bitch
i can go on and on about this man but im just gonna stop there
i lied he has tattoos (one on his wrist [ :): ] and the one on the nape of his neck, it reads “the one who wants to wear the crown must bear the crown”)
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i like this picture bc its his hands and theyre pretty and fuck gender roles from a kpop idol
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thats enough of him 
4. kim wonpil; stage name: wonpil (pianist, synthesizer, and keyboardist in day6, lyricist, vocalist, also a a dj and mc for a podcast)
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Y’ALL LOOK AT HIM UGH
was the maknae but then dowoon came along and now hes not lol
Unbothered™
honestly like hes such a good pianist and is really great on the keys
is really good at making song lyrics out of thin air
like, he can hear the sentence “i really want chicken rn but i can’t have it im on a diet” and he’ll get “i crave your taste, but there is a wall i built myself blocking you from my love” like literally
im pretty sure he wrote the chorus for their song ‘zombie’
honestly bruh his vocals are so good
like pls go listen to ‘emergency’ and ‘congratulations’ (theres an english version for that song alsjdk)
guys hes just a big babie honestly
so pretty to look at omg
HES SO FUNNY AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT 
“i dont really care what my spouse looks like or what gender they are, as long as we’re happy and they love me” (wish i could find that photoset)
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5. kim namjoon: stage name: RM (leader of bts, main rapper, sub-vocalist, lyricist, producer and composer)
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literally the reason im into kpop, so thank you namjoon
a 5′11 babie, tbh
i remember finding out he had his own like, mixtape (’mono.’) and iT WAS SO GOOD AND IT STILL IS KAJHDJ
an amazing rapper and leader
can sing and i do not CARE what anyone says
so as you can see by now i kinda of have a type (except wonpil, idk wtf is going on there with me biasing him laksjk #no regrets)
anyway yeah he was the first kpop boy i found, and it was on his birthday
so every year on september 11th 11:50 p.m., i start i planting a tree in my backyard (bc then its on his birthday in america and korea lakajs so quirky i know) also bc its the day i started listening to kpop so its an anniversary for me lol. 
mOoNcHiLd
very very psychological
also very inspiring and loving (to the fans)
doesn’t really show affection, hes better with words than actions, and i really relate to that
dimples aGAIN
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and last but not least for this list bc its already so frickin long
6. byun baekhyun; stage name: baekhyun (main dancer of exo, main singer, sub rapper, pianist, actor)
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he’s so talented???? and amazing???? and overall just kinda perfect??????
AMAZING FUCKING VOCALS LIKE Y’ALL GO GO GO GO GOGOOG OG LISTEN TO HIS GROUPS SONG ‘ONE (MONSTER AND INFINITY)′ BECAUSE THAT SHIT SLAPS UGH
AND LIKE GROWL??? BRO????? MY VOCAL CORDS SNAPPED
dated another idol in the past but personally i think he’s a little *hand goes limp* if you know what i mean
my sister (4) calls him bacon he said it in an interview one time and it stuck to her
chesticles
MONSTER ERA UGH GOT ME DEAADDDD
is a solo artist too!!!!!!! go listen to his albums!!!! theyre really good!!!!
hes so frickin funny omg like i can laugh at with him all day
understands english but refuses to speak it
honestly kokobop baek was amazing idc what anyone says
is in like 3 different groups damn (like two of them are sub-units of his group and the other one is superm lol)
pls go watch the ‘men on a mission’ episodes with exo bc hes so fucking hilarious i will never get over it
a clown ass bitch that is always ready to square tf up a caring and v nice person that wont fight anyone ever
AN AMAZING ACTOR OMMGGGG BABIE GOT SKILLS
can also tapdance
lots of video games
very very very very very loud when playing video games
another man i endlessly love
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well. if you made it this far, congrats!!! and thanks!!! i honestly dont care if no one sees this lol i just kinda wanted to do it, so, yeah lol. theres still more groups (superm, nct (seperate post), seventeen, vixx, pentagon, the rose, annnd oneus)then like idk if i’ll do a soloist one, so yeah. this kinda gives me something to do its one big infodump and im sorry lmao. yeah, love y’all !!!
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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years ago
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14x13 (300th) Commentary
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Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)
Hello and welcome:
@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)
@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)
@waywardbaby  (Zee)
@ain-t-bovvered  (Giu)
1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12
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“Dad’s on a hunting trip- 
[shuts laptop]
Giu: It’s already a no from me
uuugh ok [opens laptop]
“-and he hasn’t been home in a few days “
Zee: That’s when I fell in love
Kat : I fell in love at “easy tiger”
Nat: He looks like a demon
Giu: he does
sign under the register: your baby daddy sitting in jail? Sell your gold and get bail. 
wow.
S: we are looking for the good stuff.
me searching for men
Kat : I need that wad of money, And the man attached to it
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Giu: SAM
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Zee : So done
Nat: Dean's done
Kat : That was so Jared lol
D.”No you didn’t”
Kat: Oh shit Dean. All sexy business
Giu: They not happy
Kat : FIRE
Giu: NOT THE HAIR NOT THE HAIR
[pauses video] TUMMY! [presses play again]
Giu: HE’S A BIG BOY
Zee : Turn his back to dean?
Nat&Kat: They always talk too much
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Nat: he stole my line
Nat: PLAGIARISM
Nat: don't put that in
Giu: I’m gonna put that in
Nat: no
The smoke coming out the gun tho. I love that gun.
Zee : Put that down dean
Giu: Dean don’t touch things
In what goddamn dystopian fantasy a theater in 2019 show Beetlejuice? because I wanna live there.
Giu: I want that jacket. Doesn’t it look like the family business jacket?
Zee : I want that car,with everything in it
Giu: ...AND ON IT
Nat: I want that man
Giu: lol it’s like the Winchesters are some sort of the mean girls of town. 
The Campbell brothers are scary. They have two shotguns and a strange silver blade. 
I hear the tall one hair's insured for $. 
I hear the other one has a tinder account. His favorite music can be heard from miles before coming into town.
One time, they met god. And he stayed at their house. One time, they killed Hitler. It was awesome.
Kat : I WANT THE MEN
-” The Campbell brothers “  [sobs]
D:”Make it double”
Oh look the Family Business stuff again
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S:” John Wayne Gacy cigar box” 
uh that’s not good. 
“Jack and Cass are out with Jules and her crew. When they’re back they can help us cataloging “ [already excited] 
D:” aWeSoME”
- “Where did they even came from? them or their weird sidekick with the trench coat” 
I love how before the boy Eliot talked about hearing stuff from the trunk of the car and I did not even bat an eye, because.....yeah...probably happened more than once.
Giu&Kat: Dumb bambi look
- Max:” It doesn’t mean they kidnapped bigfoot or whatever “
that could have happened too .
How did I miss all this gay vibes between the girls before?
Giu: anyway that is unrealistic, those girls would be drooling after those two.
Nat: Nah, they're too old for them
me at myself editing the commentary: they lesbian, bitch .
Nat: Max is trouble, isn't she
Kat: Don’t touch my baby’s car teen bitch
Zee : Why is sam so hot here?
Nat: BABY
- D;” No,no, no, no”
Zee : Oh the bitch did
Giu: THEY DED
Giu: DON T MOVE YESSIR
-S *thinks of the kids*
D: “Swear to God if anything happens to that car-” *thinks murder*
Giu: Meanwhile dean is having panic attacks
Nat&Giu&Kat: I don't wanna die. lol
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Giu: TRIPLE PLAGIARISM
Kat: Stop Omg
Nat: We should stop
Zee : Look at those puppy eyes
- “So you want me to give you an underage girl’s address?” 
Nat: hahahahahahhahahahahaha i like that woman
D:”Marta, how’s that grandson of yours?”
“if you could help us out I would, I would really appreciate it”
“Please”
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Zee : I’d melt
Kat: THAT TAP
Nat: I mean...helloooooo
Giu: There goes her values
Nat: I would tell him everything and more
Zee : Giuls the hand gif. Please and thank you
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- you want my address too?
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Kat: He’s putting the moves
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Kat: Their lips are extra pink
-Yeah but like...I would have melt with Sam too honestly.
SKIP DAY!  aaaah the memories, we had skip days once a month.
Giu: OH NO
Zee : They dumb
Giu: i wouldn’t touch that creepy fuck teddy bears
Giu: can I slap some sense in those bitches
Giu: GACY FUCK NO
Nat: Baby, please tell me you're not hurt
Kat: BABY BABY
D: “ FBI everybody out” 
me : ....arrest me.
Giu: Sam: no fuck clown
Kat: Serial killer clown
Nat: Sammy, I think you need to get away
Kat: Best and worst thing ever
- D:” ‘Cause you love serial killers but you hate clowns” 
eh same .
Zee : look how happy he is
D:” Sam....today”
Kat: HURRRY UP SAMMEH
D: “....Hey! “
Nat: Dean Bean
Kat: Adorable bean
Zee: We’re damn good at why we do
Nat: They're going all dad on them
Kat: It’s hot
- S:” You sure don’t wanna call Mom here? or Cass?”
 D:” No because if it works , great, if not, why get their hopes up?”
Zee : Hello
Nat: JOHN
Kat: SHIT SHIT. SHIT Kicking their asses lol
Giu: My eyes are sweating
Nat: I got Negan vibes lol
? : “Don’t you move” 
[chills]
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Zee : That’s another Daddy
Giu: HE LOOKS GOOD
J: “What in the hell”
J: “Sammy, aren’t you supposed to be in Palo Alto?”
Nat: Palo Alto. Oh god.
Giu: Good god [sobs]
J: “What happened to you?”  when did you stretch like that
Nat: It's 2003
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Kat: It’s very difficult
J:”You saved the world?”
Zee : More than once
Giu: We died....more than once
Zee : Look at that precious face
D:”I think he’d be real happy to know you are finally here”
- Glad they mentioned Henry, I miss him.
S:” We are legacies because of you”
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J.” I just wish that I had been there to see it”
Nat: Awww the look on Sammy
Nat: It fucking breaks my heart alright
D:”Non of this would have happened without you”
J:” It’s good, it’s fine. I went out taking out yellow eyes. That was the point. Get the thing that killed Mom”
Giu: im not ready for what.’s coming
Zee : Me neither
Kat: So much sobbing
Nat: What are you talking about. I'm not ready for the whole damn episode
Giu: STOP WITH THE MUSIC
Zee : Brace yourselves
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- J [desperately softly]:” ...Mary?”
Giu: OH NO FUCKING JDM
Nat: Oh god NO
Zee : Oh fuck you
Giu: FUCK MY LIFE. FREAKING ACTING SKILLS.
Nat: FUCK OFF
Zee : IM SCREAMING HERE
Nat: THE BOYS...lol
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D:” I’m freaking out”
No Dean, I’m freaking out. And I already know, looking at Sam face, what’s coming.
Nat: "I wanted this man"
D:” I wanted this since I was 4 years old”
I CAN T
Zee: One family dinner
Nat: NO DEAN BEAN PLEASE Sammy is right
Kat: He is but it hurts. So much
Nat: TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB ME
oH....Sammy and Daddy time. Can I skip?
Look at John fucking face!! he’s already so proud.
S:” Dean and I tried to make that once” [nervous laughter]
[John’s face falls] 
Zee : Here come regrets
J:”i...I remember “
Sam’s like...”you do?”
J: “ I screwed up with you a lot, didn’t I?”
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The noise and expression and breathing Jared choose to made here is worth more than any words
Nat: GOD, SAM YOU PRECIOUS BEAN
S:” no, that’s okay”
J:”No, it’s not”
[me bathing into the holy light of jesus] yeeeees thank you 
Sam looks so uncomfortable.
J: “You didn’t have a problem talking about it before you left” 
ooooh John is trying so hard tho.
S: “..Dad...” [pauses like he can’t believe he can say that again]
me hitting myself : stop doing this to yourself bitch.
S: “ yeah...you know what? you did some messed up things”
S: “When I think about you....and I think about you a lot..[voice cracks]”
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S:”I think about you on the floor of that hospital. And I think about how I never got to say goodbye”
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Giu: fuck NOPE I’M OUT
Kat: *drags you back*
Giu: *fights it*
Zee: I’ll tie you down bitch just watch
Kat: I can’t i can’t I can’t
Giu: JARED STOP
Nat: FUCK JARED WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD
Nat: JARED STAHP
Kat: JARED IS INCREDIBLE
J: “Sam....[touches him]”
S: [gets almost scared when John touches him]
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and now a change of camera so you can see more hurt
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Nat: FUCK THIS I'M GOING OUT WITH YOU GIULS
Kat: I’ll tie you down
Zee: Can this fucking music just stop
Giu: CAN SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MERCY? it’s 8:40am it’s too early for this
Kat: FUCK YOU JARED PADALECKI
Giu: STOP CRYIG
Giu: ahahahaahahhahahahaahah imma have a heart attack
Nat: SHIT NO FUCK THIS
Giu: Im forgetting english and spelling
J: “Son...I am so sorry”
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Zee: That’s enough
Nat: YOU FOUGHT FOR US THAT'S ENOUGH
Giu: CLOSURE
Nat: what's english i'll start to groan in german soon
Zee: I’ll swear in Greek
Giu: I’m already gesturing in italian anyway
S:”Want some company?”
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Nat: I get the booze you get the food, I want that bumper sticker
Nat: Why doesn't he remember?What the fuck is happening
Giu: The surnaaaame
Kat: YOU’LL SEE THE SHIT IT HAPPENING
Giu: THE FUCK
Zee : Blue steel
Nat: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Giu: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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Never forget
Nat: WANNA BE TED TALK
Nat: PROFESSOR JARED
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Giu: GOD BLESS KALE (Misha wrote that)
Kat: THE TURTLENECK
hot take: that’s Misha’s turtle neck
Nat: THE GLASSES
D:”No, no , it gets worse”
TEDTalk!Sam is an empty shell. I hate it.
Kat: THE SLICKED BACK HAIR
Giu: Lotta beheadings
Zee : Can Jared stop being hotter in this ep?
D:”Well, I’m cool but you are  ugh”
Giu: I saw enough doctor who to know what is Sam talking about.
S:” If all is different, then what else changed”
Giu: OH.
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Zee : Oh no
Nat: Zach is also ugh
Giu: NO GO AWAY
Giu: HEY BABE
- GUESS WHO NEVER FOUGHT IN HELL AND RAISED SOME SALTY ASS FROM PERDITION???
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Z:”Earth ...where you are always stepping in something”
I mean, he’s not wrong
Zee: Constantine
Nat&Zee: I don't understand that reference
Giu: SDEFAFANSBAKWBLENDP
Zee : Control yourself woman
D:”How are we gonna tell Dad?”
S: “How are we gonna tell Mom”
Nat: Why are the teens everywhere are they running out of extras? I can be an extra.... for love scenes
Zee : I can be a fly in the wall
Z:”I need to know who’s been messing with time?” like...I mess with time, that’s my thing, who’s stealing my job
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Giu: SQUINTY BOY
Z:”This town is always been a little muddy for us”
Z:” he...murders you all”
Kat: Ugh I want to stab Zach in the face
oh jfc Cass is a fucking murder machine,kinda like the apocalypse world NO 
Nat: Zach, just shut the fuck up, will ya
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Zee: I’m an angel of the lord AAAAAAHHHHHH
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Zee : GIULS IM DEAD
Giu: IS IT BAD THAT IM AROUSED
Kat: WINGS
Giu: FUCK
Zee: THE ONLY LOGICAL OUTCOME.  Babe how dare you ?
D:”Cass? “
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C: who’s this bright soul , oh no he’s hot.
D:”Cass, you know us”
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C: I WISH.
C: “I don’t know you”
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Kat: I DONT KNOW YOU
Nat: Ow...a stab in the heart
Giu: NO
Kat : Breaking my heart
- Oh look you can pin point the exact moment HIS heart breaks.
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D:” Cass, don’t”
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Giu: LAGO DI GARDA!!
Nat: THE GARDA LAKE? IS THAT AN EXPRESSION?
Giu: No , it’s where i live.
- The satisfaction of seeing Sam kill Zach. Sam enjoying it.
Kat: YAS SAMMEH
Nat: Cas, come on!
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- I love that Sam is holding the blade to cut and not stab.
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ok ok...honestly I’m enjoying this ok? in the sense that I missed seeing Castiel so strong and powerful , and this is as it should be. He’s an angel , a soldier, with eons of wars behind, he was a captain ffs, the Winchester, they can be as strong as you want but they are human. Even Zach was stronger than them, he was just stupid to fall for Sam trick.
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Giu: PLEASE DON’T KILL THEM
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Giu: please don’t kill Cass, please don’t kill Cass.
Kat: Dudes the bloopers from this scene will be epic
Nat: I SWEAR IF THEY DON'T SHOW IT
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Giu: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
D:”Cass, Cass, stop it”
....bitch HE HESITATED , Cass hesitated , he just kept Dean there when he could have just snaps his neck with a bit of pressure.
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Zee : Sammy to the rescue
Giu: OH THANK GOD
Us: We want Bamf Castiel back!
Writers: OK
Us: NOT LIKE THIS
Zee: Who needs a heart?
oh look, those plates have the same decorations as the cups we saw in older eps. WHY DO I KNOW THAT. 
D:”Egghead”
Nat: me vs. your mom that's not even a choice
Giu: JOHN
Zee : Mary is showing emotion
Nat: I know who i would chose
yeah ok...I would choose this John tho, not the one we started in 2005 .
Zee : Me too
Kat: I almost don’t hate her. She’s hurting so bad. But everything else would be fucked
M:” Sam I can’t”
me too Mary, me too.
Nat: that's the thing. she's hurting more about her husband than her boys
Kat: I said almost
-J:” I never meant for this”
Kat: No son
J: “My fight. It was supposed to end with me. With Yellow eyes”
Giu: AGAIN
J:” But now you- you are a grown man and I’m incredibly proud of you”
Zee : Look how proud
Nat&Giu: JOHN, STAY
Kat: He’s waited so long to hear hat
Nat: LET SAM BE INTERNET FAMOUS
J:” I guess that I hoped, eventually,you would...get yourself a normal life, a peaceful life, a family.”
Zee&Giu : I have a family
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Nat&Kat: WE EAT
Nat: A man after my taste
Giu: AND MY POOR HEART
Zee : Too much silence
Kat: #awkward
Nat: #sad
Giu: #The last supper
Zee : Stahp
Kat: SHUT UP BITCH
J:” We can be grateful for this time we have together.”
Kat:  #AMEN
Nat: sounds like AYE MEN
Giu: ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
Kat: Fucking Bob Seger
Giu: THEY DESERVE ALL OF THIS,ALL OF IT . MY BABIES
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Kat: I WANNA KNOW THE CONVO
Nat: #DOMESTIC LIFE
S: “It doesn’t feel right to have all of this and have to throw it away and I know we have to.” S:” He just goes back to...to..being Dad”
-Oh honey 
Giu: Sam is panicking
Nat: Who would save the world tho
S:” I think it would be nice”
D:” yeah? I used to think that too.”
D:”For the longest time I blamed Dad. I mean I blamed Mom too,you know. I was angry”
D: “Why don’t send him further back , and let some other poor sons of bitches save the world?
oh...OH Dean is woke
D:” But there’s the problem. Who does that makes us? Would we be better off? Maybe. But I’ve got to be honest. I don’t know who that Dean Winchester is.”
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D:”I’m good with who I am,and I’m good with who you are”
Zee : Does anybody else experiencing chest pain??
Nat: What's a chest. I can't feel anything below my mouth
Giu: what s a mouth
Kat: #too old for this shit
D:”Cause our life, they are ours”
Kat: BAWLING
Kat: THIS FUCKING MUSIC
M: “I hate this”
Giu: WE HATE THIS
Zee&Kat: My girl
-NOOOOOO
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J:”I miss you so damn much”
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Nat: #make it stop
Nat: fuck this
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Kat: NONONONONONONONONONONO I
Giu: STOP IT STOOOOP
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Nat: JARED CONTROL YOUR FACE
Kat: THEY BOTH NEED TO
Zee : Fuck this flips table
-What a soft hug omg I can’t. Why is John so soft , whyyyyyy.
Giu: I WANNA DIE
Nat: FUCK THIS
-Dean’s eyes are dead , he’s trying to be emotionless and I can’t deal with it.
Also Sam keeps throwing glances at Dean and it breaks me.
John looking at his sons is PAAAAIN.
J:” You two. You take care of each other”
S: “We always do”
Can I say that I expected some “Yes Sir” here and there and I’m so glad that there were none? Like...yes they grow up and they are their own men and I’m so damn glad. I would have hated if I heard them saying that.
Kat: GOOD TO SEE YOU DAD
Dean said that so softly I can’t
Nat: OMG
Giu: JARED FUCK
Zee : I’m gonna faint
Nat&Kat: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BOYS
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Giu: JDM FUCK U TOO
Nat: FUCK YOU ALL OF YOU
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This ....Jared you fucking broke me here, you just ...can’t go and act like this and expect me to still be breathing .
Giu: JAY DON’T
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Goddammit Dean still looks like he doesn’t wan’t to break but ...I can see it, your lips are shaking damn you Jensen.
Oh no here comes the hug of pain.
J:”I love you both so much”
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why is Sam crying so much this season , JARED !
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-oH NO DEAN SAID IT....DEAN SAID I LOVE YOU , I CAN’T , 911 HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
Nat: HEY, FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GONE
I’m so sick of seeing tears ok? And seeing John so emotional??? NAAAAAH FUCK THAT, I saw those tears falling . FUCK U
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NOT THE WINK 
Zee : Can they all fuck the fuck off???
J:”Sammy...”
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Kat: JENSEN FUCK YOU JARED FUCK YOU JDM FUCK YOU
Nat: TAKE MARY WITH YOU
Giu: dean your face
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Kat: JENSEN BROKE ME
Dean looked like a little scared kid there and he just broke me once again.
Nat: THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND THEY KNOW IT THE WRITERS KNOW IT  I HATE THIS SO MUCH
Kat: Yeah but that one look. Fuck
ok Now....I wanted to make this gif so badly because it haunted me. This....This is when Sam break the pearl. The sound looks like it hit Dean like a bullet or something and I just ....look at him it looks like he wants to scream, his lips seems like they are spelling a soundless ‘NO’ or he just let go, because he wasn’t breathing until the sound ....I need a minute, I’m gonna throw up my breakfast. 
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Bye John , I’ll miss you fiercely
aaaaand Dean looks like he’s dead again.
Nat: HEY GIULS Lebanon walk.
Nat I’m dead what do you want me to do? Call me if there is a ghost walk of Lebanon-
Also YAAAAAAS THOSE TWO ARE THE CUTEST
Nat&Kat&Giu: CAS
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Sam looks relieved
Kat: OF FUCK THIS
Nat: Look at that phone
Giu: OMG NO
Nat&Zee&Kat: One hell of a dream
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Kat: So much plagiarism
Zee : This music NEEDS to stop
Nat: NO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS
Giu: THE FUCK
Zee : Can we have a “fuck” count ?
Nat: aWWWW...jACK
Nat: WTF JACK
Giu: Jack honey dont
Kat: WHAT ARE THE DOING TO BABY BEAN
Zee: March 7???
Nat: Yeah no
Writers: heya! we are gonna give you some sweet stuff for the 300th, y’all gonna hate it so much.
after credits brainstorm
Nat: SO GET THIS Did John remember? Did John know that the boys are happy and he spends the last of his days thinking about how he could get rid of Michael? Giu: What what . Oh fuck I sure hope so Nat: He saw that the boys were happy, that Mary came back. That's all he wanted . That's why it wasn't hard for him to let go and make the deal. Zee: I soooooo don’t need this rn Giu: im on board. Because he said that he had the strangest dream right? So since their life are fucked up anyway , what hurt could it make to look that shit up? Nat: He will remember but it's more like a vivid dream and he will do anything to fight for them so that's why it wasn't hard for him at all to save Dean, even though he can't defeat YED. Because he knows that his boys will save the world.  And still live. with an angel and lucifer's child.
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.I have no word , and no answer of how I’m feeling right now.
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itsbuckysworld · 6 years ago
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HELLO SPRING DAY 3
Pairing: none romantic, but the implication and interaction is bucky x reader as almost all of these will be.
Category: none, kinda angsty?
Warnings: One curse word. 
Word Count: 1012
(Wrote this on mobile as I’m away on a trip. Could edit it a bit on my cousin’s computer but I’ll link this proper and add the banners when im back home)
——— this is part of the same universe from my piece for day 1 of the hello spring event this is basically part one for that piece ———
Day 3: Goodbye Letters, for my Spring Short Story Writing Event
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“James
Being safe and practical was always our thing. That being said I won’t dance around the fact that this is a goodbye letter.
How uncharacteristic of me us. But I guess the time we’ve spent together demands I at least tell you the truth: that being, it’s been the most fun, the most amazing set of missions. You have been a wonderful teamm partner. In every way...”
Mid-June Quinjet over Pacific Ocean 6:45 AM
Heavy head, tired limbs, deep breaths to keep everything in. The sound of the engines roaring and sputtering as the carrier shook only slightly, but otherwise a pretty still and smooth ride overseas, with the background getting brighter and brighter as the morning began on this side of the world.
Bucky looked up from the box in his hand. It mocked him, all blue and grey and filled with memories he had kept only because… well why not? He’s always been keen on holding on to memories. Getting your brain messed around with, forgetting who you are, does that to you. Whatever you can keep and grasp for more than a day’s time, you want to keep and grasp. Names, places, scents, feelings, letters.
He knew the moment he brought them up half of him would regret it, but the other half knew it was the best given the situation. Finally, there was a reason to bring them up. Steve, bless his heart, could still read him like a book in most regards, but it surprised him to see Bucky could keep such secrets from him. He was glad, it meant he was more normal and he knew Bucky wanted normal — however normal their job was and allowed you to be — so he appreciated it when his exhausted friend brought forth his discovery, with discomfort in his eyes and already bracing for the worst.
Something the soldier regretted was letting anyone read the letters. As non-descriptive as they were, some words are underlined with too much emotion. Too much anyone could see from miles.
“We’re almost there” Sam had said towards the intercom, letting Stark know the status of the mission, the quinjet trembling, or maybe those were just Bucky’s legs, boots clicking over the metal.
“Good luck finding… wow, I’m sorry I just can’t believe the Manchurian Candidate has an ex”
“Shut the fuck up, Tony” Bucky groaned and grumbled, turning around to put down the box and return to sharpening his knife some more, maybe the motion and the sight would intimidate the three clearly mocking men that were on his back right now — they found his stress amusing, great teammates they were.
“Hey, language!” Sam rolled his eyes at Cap’s obviously joking line, but stopped the dumb giggles nonetheless.
Steve’s hand, usually comforting, was heavy and filled Bucky with nerves this time around, as he knew deep down they were nearing closer to a pandora box he didn’t know he wanted to open — false. He wanted to. He was just terrified of the results, of what whatever was left in the box had turned into over the years — “at least we have a lead on some help” Steve concluded and the call was finalised after Tony asked the trio to keep him updated.
“[...]
Maybe, who knows, I’ll see the world, eat something yummy that will make me sick the next day, learn a new language, see another world in some stranger’s face.
Whatever it is… whatever we talked about those awful yet fun cold nights… maybe that, maybe nothing at all
[…]”
The letter said, and while too much was underlined with clear emotion anyone could read into, there were bits that were for him. He knew that. Plaster the letter everywhere in the world: Only Bucky would know where to look, what to read, decipher the words that hung so heavy in his memories and start a quest worthy of that detective in the books.
“Beginning our descent to Osaka, Japan” the robotic voice announced, and Bucky found the trip incredibly short, despite it being around 7+ hours. Another lead, another stop, another location checked off the list in the all too intense search — intense for Bucky, after all, captain america always seemed to look well rested, even now. Even after so long —
He was ready as he would be, but under the strong facade and steely look of determination, he just knew that no amount of time would ease the nerves completely. Sometimes he didn’t want the nerves to go. They reminded him of a lot.
His hair was pulled back in a bun, and he let it go, having it waterfall down his face, exchanging his tactical gear jacket for an old one he’s owned since… well, he doesn’t remember. A black hat placed firmly on his head, helping cover the recognizable features that would give him away to the wrong people and at the same time make him and his silhouette too damn familiar to the right person, just how it should be. How it used to be. Hands deep in his pockets he keeps a strong fist around the circular plastic shape he’d digged in there before leaving New York the day prior.
Lead the way, Steve had said, and all Bucky could do was nod silently, jaw clenching and fingers suddenly cold. Only he could lead the way, sniff the tracks like a police dog on the hunt. As he stepped foot on Japanese soil, he could feel it in his bones he was going to find something, he just wasn’t yet sure it was going to be familiar or not, wanted or not, if it was going to be success or a bigger downfall than it had been years ago. The memories were vivid, and he knew the details, no matter how murky or bad, they meant something to a past him, and could aid him today.
Please, he softly said under his breath, a mere whisper not even seventeen super serums could make Steve hear, please be there.
feedback is greatly appreciated and encouraged!! Thank you for reading sorry for the delay. Read day one, this piece is in that same universe. This is part one to that.
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xo-dailypier-blog · 6 years ago
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this is not a recap;
     hey cumguzzlers,
It has come to my attention that Lady X took it upon herself to rate the nether regions of the men of Santa Monica. Unfortunately her assessment was BIASED and hardly based on facts. So as a JOURNALIST, I have taken it upon myself to get to the TRUTH. Today will be a Top 9 list of the men in this town, and their BEDROOM PERFORMANCES.
I’m not revealing actual sizes, because I firmly believe that it’s all about the motion of the ocean. And if you think I’m giving a run down on every SCRUB in this town, you’re out of your mind! I WISH I could have made this a Top 10 but most of the guys on Lady X’s assessment, have already been exposed in the fuck hut tapes during Summer Crush, and honestly? Don’t even make the cut for the top 5. Like, we KNOW the #DemonDick is low-key worth the hype (BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM IT BECAUSE HELLO? IT RUINED TWO RELATIONSHIPS IN LIKE THE SPAN OF A DAY! AND IM SURE THE BUCK DOESNT STOP THERE!), and we GET IT, Adam has a massive ROD, and I’m sure (Power Top) Asher, his brother, isn’t that far off. Vic IS well endowed AND can make things EROTIC. And we all know about Jack, who is also well endowed but has, like, erectile dysfunction or whatever. Oh, and don’t forget Daddy Sorrentino is obvs a beast in the sheets, but I’ve been telling you guys that since, like, ever. And I’m honestly on a Jamie/Cunty Sabbatical atm, they’re going through a difficult time after Cunty cheated, so who really needs their dick-info broadcasted on top of all that, ya know? (Cunty deff comes in at an alleged 9 inches, which is bigger than Jamie, BUT he (Cunty) never uses his junk on Jamie because, like Asher, Jamie is a Power Top. (but you didn’t hear this from me). Look, if any guy is left off the list that you have interest in, like, just ask Phobe. I’m sure she’ll know.
But before we get started, Congratulations are in order! You guys voted on Hottie of the Moment, and we have a winner!
It’s none other than Miss Fraudi Zirconium herself (@heidistarks​) The queen of bargains has stormed onto the scene in her Wild Fable Couture and has CAPTIVATED the hearts of all Santa Monicans. In honor of her win, I am giving everyone a $25 gift card to Claire’s! If you go to their website and use offer code SharkThot, you too, can get the Heidi Look. When asked about her recent accomplishment she had this to say:
"It's about fucking time." - Fraudi Zirconium Stark, 2019
Congratulations, again Fraudi! You go girl, work that Forever 21 tracksuit, bitch!
NINE - ALEC CLARKE @alecxclarke​
One of the wangs in question that Lady X TOUCHED ON was Alec Clarke. She mentioned that Alec was more than likely LACKING in the his SOUTHERN MEAT DEPARTMENT. So obvs i had a BONE to pick with this assessment because Alec’s fan base is GETTING UP there with Jamie Carter’s so we have to know what he got in them jeans. Sadly ... while his junk is fine. His way around the bedroom is is abysmal, I honestly thought it was a PHALL-ACY but one girl who is one of his past flings, wrote to me after seeing Lady X’s post. She has asked to remain anonymous...
Hey DP (and Lady X),
I saw your post about Alec and you’re wrong about his size. He’s actually pretty girthy and lengthy or whatever. But he is honestly one of my worst encounters. We met on a dating app, that shall remain nameless. So fast forward to sexy time, and once we started making out it was a tragedy! No tongue, no passion. It was like kissing a mcfucking corpse! His lips were like, so dry, but, whatever, that’s not the problem. Once I started giving him a blow jay he just randomly burst into tears, and said he couldn’t do it anymore, and asked if I wanted to play fucking Yahtzee. I left and bought Listerine. I think you should look into if he is like this with all the girls, instead of his size. Bc that’s the real tea. Anyways, Love the Blog! Kisses!
Its always such a disappointment when this happens. OBVIOUSLY our HoneyBun Alec has some issues to work on. I know he has a Crazy life but I didn’t think things were this HARD for him.
Overall Rating: N/A
Favorite Position: Again, N/A. I could hardly find girls who’ve had sex with him ................. INCHresting. (Ok, that was the last one).
Downside: I mean, Hello? He breaks out in tears mid-coitus! He IS the downside!
Alec! Write into us with your side of the story! I prom (half a promise) that I won’t believe the rumors. Love ya, Honey Bun!
EIGHT - SKYLER DAVIS @skylerxdavis​
No idea where Lady X got the idea that he had the biggest LOVE MISSLE in town, but it is absolutely FALSE. And in fact, what I’ve heard about his performance in the bedzzzZzZzZzzzzzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzZzZzzzz ZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz
Overall Rating: zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz
Favorite Position: zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz
Downside: zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz zzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzZzzzzZz
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SEVEN - NOAH SINCLAIR @nhsinclair​
So next on the list is Noah Sinclair. This one will be brief, because it really threw me for a loop. So I’m sorry to report, that Noah has a Chode. I know. I’m actually crying while typing this but this is only the word on the street, so take it with a grain of salt.
“Darla” (fake name) wrote in to my blog to refute Lady X’s claims. She writes:
I’ve had half way sex with Noah one time and when he dropped his pants I literally laughed. Not to body shame or whatever, but I, like, couldn’t have sex with him because the condom didn’t fit. Sorry, didn’t have a Trojan Jr readily available? He’s good with his hands though.
So Noah has made the list in a sad and unfortunate entry. So ladies if you want Noah to DIP his NUGGET in YOUR sauce, you better make your move!
Maybe this is why he got that divorce. Ugh, poor Natasha. Let’s hope this is all a rumor, I would hate for it to be true.
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (The hand thing is kind of important).
Favorite Position: Noah’s Nugget Number (No clue what this means, ask Diana or Natasha).
Downside: There is no downside if you, like myself, are privy to a good Nugget or two. #RanchPlease
MOVING ON!
SIX - LOGAN LANCASTER @loganlancaster​
Our next entry is none other than Long Dick Logan Lancaster. According to Lady X, Logan is average. Well I’m here to let you know that, thankfully, LDL lives up to his name (no nuggets here!). But you guys would have to get with him to truly find out how #blessed he is.
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Favorite Position: Alligator Fuckhouse, according to sources. (DON’T Google it, live in ignorance).
Downside: The only reason, ya boi has gotten 4 stars instead of 5 is because of the rumors surrounding his hygiene. As we know, there’s been a debate on the internet about washing your legs. And Logan, an able bodied man, doesn’t do that. Nor does he take showers the way that he should. Many girls who’ve been with him have complained of smelling the stinch of onions and mildew while ENGAGING with him. Others have complained of a SALTY taste while going down on him. Most of the girls he’s BANGED have all been in the junkyard of his Auto Shop or whatever so maybe it’s a fetish for them? That’s no excuse for bringing that nasty ass behavior to every other girl in Santa Monica.
Thankfully a bunch of you have been sending body wash to his shop, so maybe we can LanCAST the mustiness away (If this is true).
Logan, please write in, I need to know the truth. But other than that, the dick is BOMB! But make sure you don’t over-do it on B.J. part though, sodium intake is v important and you wouldn’t want to get hypertension suckling on his salty ass COCK.
FIVE - EMRE YOGIOH @emre--yavuz
Ok, so next on the list is Emre Yugoslavia (or whatever his name is). Ok so ... buckle in ladies.
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Favorite Position: The Lion King (I’m serious, don’t Google these things).
Downside: Ok, so Emre is supposedly into bondage. Which totally makes sense since he’s like, repressed from childhood. The whole missing sister thing really took a toll on his psych, since he’s parents totes forgot about him. Now he YEARNS for control. So the word is that he’s basically Christian Grey but not a literal abuser. He’s into bondage, slapping, SPITTING, choking, flogging, and whips and chains EXCITE HIM. An S&M Daddy! Now the only reason this is in the Downside section is because it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Some girls find it disturbing, and others are totes into it. I’m the latter! Sign me the FUCK up! Choke me with those strong REPRESSED hands.
I noticed he and Olivia have been friendly recently, let’s hope she knows that she’ll be walking side to side after a night with him (no, but like, because of the flogging, not the dick). Once he’s done with those spread sheets at his hoity-toity big boy job, spread sheets take on a whole new meaning once the dawn comes. You go Emre Yahooligan! #callme
FOUR - DEVIN FLORES @devinxflores
First of all, I just want to give a big thanks to all of you for letting me call him Devin TORRES for the past few MONTHS like a complete MORON! I really appreciate you guys letting me disgrace the future KING of Santa Monica in such a terrible way! No really, you guys are the best. I love my fans <3.
Anyways, it’s well known that Devin and his Alaskan Bull Worm have burrowed through the city. Both the men and women alike have survived the DF experience, with ZERO complaints .... well, except for one ...
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Favorite Position: The Charizard (ONCE again, don’t Google. Just know that it involves fire ... And we aint talking about lighting no candles (which he allegedly seems to enjoy, how romantic!)).
Downside: As we have witnessed, Devin is a complete and total klutz! He is always getting himself into a bullshit that is literally all his fault. Didn’t he glue something to his head a few weeks ago -- actually, you know what? That’s not important. What I was getting at is, the main complaint about DaddyDevinFLORES is that during SACX the klutz JUMPS OUT. He has been rumored to have smacked his head on the headboard whilst switching positions (causing him to go UNCONSCIOUS for SEVERAL HOURS, which completely RUINS the mood). One of his Encounters even claimed that during a Romantic Toast of Wine, he clinked the glass so hard it broke and and SHARDS of GLASS went into his hands, causing him to bleed INSTANTLY. What the fuck, Devin?
How could someone who can handle balls so well out on the soccer court, not be able to handle them in the bedroom without accidentally falling out of a window in the process?
Ladies and Gents, much like Emre, Devin will have you walking Side to Side, but if it happens you might be suffering from brain damage after falling in the shower whilst trying to have sex with him. Please seek professional help immediately.
THREE - BERNBERN<3 @carverberncrd
Coming in at Number 3 is none other than Heidi’s personal play thing! We’ve seen his bulge through his Under Armour spanks, so Of Course I had to do a little research to find out the Lipton on HIS heat-seeker. I’ve reached out to his past flings and came to a general consensus.
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The women I interviewed all confirmed he is an excellent LAY, so once again, I was right. BernBern<3 outsold your favs.
Favorite Position: Doggystyle (obvi)
Downside: He’s a Taurus so while he will indeed fuck you into a state of paralysis, it’s only to reach his Hedonistic Quota for the evening. He probs won’t even remember your name once he’s done, let alone learn it in the first place. So don’t get attached<3.
His star sign also explains his relationship with Fraudi. Not only are they both so annoyingly stubborn, but Two tops can rarely make it in a relationship. Just ask Ash — never mind. (Omg, btw Idk WHY everyone keeps asking. YES, the rumors are true! BernBern<3 gets pegged, but only by Heidi, it’s actually a testament to his masculinity and how he’s reached the apex of it at this point. But this is all old tea. So I guess Julian isn’t the only #DemonDick in the Stark Fam, Surprise?). Anyways, I ship them, but they get on my fucking nerves! They can’t even admit their undying love for each other, which is so obvious. But this isn’t about #Berni (working ship name), BernBern<3 has a massive COCK (and heart) and it has landed itself on the Top of the list.
TWO - SINRIQUE @itsenriqueaguilar
This one came as a surprise to me because I have no idea who this is. But yalls asses do! So here we have Enrique Aguilar, coming in at number 2 because of the OUTPOUR of receipts on the TALLY WACK ATTACK that he PACKS.
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Favorite Position: You know, there wasn’t a general consensus, he’s a man FULL of surprises.
Downside: No, you don’t understand, there is literally no downside. Look, here is a letter from one of the women he’s slept with. For reasons, you will understand REAL soon, this person has been kept anonymous.
Dear DP,
It’s been approximately 1 year, two months, 9 days, 5 hours, and 46 seconds since I Locked Eyes with Enrique from across a crowded room. That night would go to be on of the most invigorating, tantalizing, and romantic experiences of my life. But when I woke up the following morning HE was gone. I long for the day I see him again. My heart Aches at the thought of him with another women. Giving her the same love that HE gave to ME. I need you to understand that I was a grade A student at my university (4.0). I had an paid internship at an elite institution that OWULD HAVE LED ME INTO A PROMISING CAREER! BUT AFTER THAT NIGHT I BECAME RAVENOUS. I NEEDED MORE. AND IT CONSUMED ME! EVENTUALLY I LOST MY INTERN BECAUSE I STOPPED SHOWING UP! I FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL BECAUSE I DIDN’T CARE ANYMORE. I SEARCHED YOU ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA BUT I COULDN’T FIND YOU! ENRIQUE I NEED YOU BACK IN MY LIFE! JUST FOR ONE MORE NIGHT! PEASE I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE! CALL ME AT [redacted]
Obviously Ivy, sent this in ... kidding (But honestly though? They did used to date, which ... yikes ... Good to know Daddy Rique has no standards, maybe we all have a chance. #shade #clapback #scalpt)
Anyways, I’ll have to keep an eye on this one, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders ... AND good head on his shoulders OKURRRRRR!!!
ONE - SEBASTIAN DELGADO @bashdelgado
That nerd that sat in the back of the classroom brainstorm his next nerdy ass invention with high-watered khakis, and orthopedic shoes in like, the ninth grade (because he was focused on Arch Support???????). That’s him, Sebastian Delgado. And Baby Daddy Bash has DITCHED the NERD LOOK and is now ready to SNATCH YOUR CAT BACK.
I’m sure everyone is just surprised as I am. But hey, they don’t call him “Bash” for nothing (except for the fact that it’s a shortened version of his name). He’s totes Bashing Puss with his MONSTROUS MEAT TRUNCHEON (and Buss?? Sebastian contact me about your sexuality).  
Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Favorite Position: Missionary, he’s a man of passion and likes to stare DEEP into your eyes. #swoon #romantic #westan
Downside: Well if you HATE Love and AFFECTION, this one is not the one for you. Not only does he have a GINORMOUS, UN-NUGGETED MEAT SEPTOR/LAP ROCKET/VAGINA MINER, which, by the way, last a LONG time, He is EXCELLENT BOYFRIEND Material! He’s caring, patient, kind, resourceful, loyal, and he is well on his way to becoming a multi-millionaire -- which is NOT the reason he is number one! Money is not the goal here ladies (and guys? Seriously Sebastian, I need to know what’s up).  
Sebastian is the complete package and he has ALL of the other guys in this town QUAKING!
So Stan A True Man. Stan .... Sebastian.
And that, my friends, ends the TRUE tea on the wangs in this town. This was fun while it lasted, but I have some COCKtails that need my attention (ok, maybe THAT was the last one).
xo, DP
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