#im sorry sero LMAO

[curemi]

"What... ...Should we do?"

[simplybakugou]

Could you do another drink bakugo?

⋆ PAIRING: drunk/prohero!bakugou x fem!reader ⋆ WARNINGS/TAGS: swearing; alcohol; all characters are adults ⋆ WORD COUNT: 3003

A/N: taking a break from mystic academia cause this has been sitting in my inbox for so long and i wanted to save it until i got some inspiration for another drunk!bakugou and i finally found the inspo hehe. also when i first started writing drunk!bakugou oneshots, i was 17 LMAO and now as a 23 y/o that has actually been drunk i can write this a little more accurately lol. also i was struggling trying to end this cause i didn’t want it to be longer than it already is (imo) lol so im sorry for the awkward ending. ty for requesting and i hope you enjoy!

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It was a stupid idea. Why the hell would Bakugou go into a bar with the most loud and raucous people he knew even though he’d never drank a day in his life?

He couldn’t think of something he wanted to do less in that moment. He was exhausted, coming from a day of patrolling and hero work. Although his friends also came from their jobs, they actually drank alcohol and wanted to unwind after five years of constantly overworking themselves.

“Are you really not gonna get anything, Katsuki?” Sero questioned, giving the table’s drink orders to the bartender.

“I’m not fucking up my body just to look like an idiot like you dumbasses,” Bakugou huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning back in his chair. 

“Why’d you come then?” Kaminari quipped, interested in hearing Bakugou’s answer.

“Cause your dumbass wouldn’t stop bothering me about coming out tonight!” Bakugou replied angrily.

“Oh yeah!” Kaminari exclaimed, laughing at himself. “I forgot.”

“It’s good to come out with us once in a while,” Kirishima said, nodding his head. “You’ve been working yourself to the bone since we graduated, man. We haven’t seen you in years.”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. “Don’t be fucking ridiculous. I’m not stopping until I’m number one. You shits can drink all you fucking want but I’m not gonna sit around every week just to catch up.”

Kaminari sighed, shaking his head. “This is why you’ve never had a girlfriend.” Sero nodded along with him.

“And what the fuck does that have to do with anything?” Bakugou snarled, slamming his fist against the table out of annoyance.

“You’re a workaholic, dude,” Sero stated matter-of-factly. “When are you gonna have the time to date? If you slowed down a little you could’ve at least gone out with Y/N back when you had a crush on her in U.A.”

“I did not have a crush on that shitty girl.” Bakugou felt himself getting even more angered just hearing your name uttered. 

“You keep telling yourself that,” Kirishima said, patting his friend on the shoulder only to get shook off by Bakugou. 

The drinks Sero ordered arrived and the rest of the guys cheered each other before downing their beverages. Bakugou sipped on his water he was forced to get after Sero berated him to order something.  

The more alcohol his friends consumed, the more rowdy and even more raucous they got and Bakugou questioned even more why he decided to go out with them. It was karaoke night at the bar and Bakugou swore his ears were bleeding as Kaminari consistently kept attempting to serenade him.

Despite how chaotic it was in the bar that night, Bakugou eventually found himself enjoying it. Kaminari and Sero got the most drunk, getting up to dance and stumbling over one another, which made Bakugou and Kirishima burst into laughter. He would never tell them, but he needed this time out and away from the constant need to work towards his one and only goal. 

The night was going great; until the door to the bar opened. Bakugou turned his head to the noise of the bell ringing above the door. It stuck out amongst the voices and loud nature of the room and he felt his face drop at the sight.

There you were, five years older than the last time he had seen you in person. And you weren’t alone as your arm was looped around the arm of another man.

Bakugou couldn’t help but stare at the sight. He drowned out the sounds of Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, and a few strangers they had recruited at the bar playing drinking games as his focus was only on you. You scanned the area, waving shyly to a few people that recognized you as their favorite rising hero and sat in the corner of the room with your mystery man.

Kirishima glanced at Bakugou, recognizing that he was distracted by something else and looked towards what had caught his eye. He immediately understood the reason for the defeated look on his friend’s face.

“I’m sorry, man,” Kirishima stated simply. 

“Sorry?” Bakugou scoffed. “For what? There’s nothing to be sorry about. We were never together.” The last part Bakugou muttered to himself as he finally tore his eyes away from you and down to his glass of water.

And it was true; you and Bakugou were never together back when you attended U.A. with him and the others. Matter of fact, you didn’t even know Bakugou liked you back then as he made it his mission that you never found out. Not only did he refuse to let himself be subjected to such vulnerable feelings like love and infatuation, you and your peers were constantly bombarded with hero work and dealing with the League of Villains to ever have the time for confessions. At the time, romantic relationships were trivial. 

As things died down by the time class A graduated, Bakugou busied himself with his long-time goal of wanting to become the number one hero. He kept telling himself that it was time to grow up and forget about what he assumed to be a little crush but the more he kept shoving his feelings inside, the more intense they became.

That was why it felt like a punch to the gut to see you laughing with and leaning onto a man that wasn’t him. 

“Hey, dunce face,” Bakugou grunted. Kaminari lifted his head and looked over at Bakugou with hazy eyes. “Get me the strongest drink here.”

“Dude, you really should slow down,” Kirishima urged, concerned as he watched Bakugou down shot after shot. “You’ve never drank before and this’ll probably mess you up fast.”

“I don’t give a fuck,” Bakugou said in a rush, out of breath from the abundance of liquids he furiously ingested. He held the next shot glass to his lips, preparing himself to throw it back along with the countless shots he had already done; he felt like he was going to be sick, to no one’s surprise. Bakugou slammed the shot glass down onto the table, still full of alcohol, and he slammed his head onto the table as well. His head was throbbing but he felt like he could float in the air if he really tried. 

Kirishima chuckled at his friend, taking advantage of the situation and taking the shot glass away from Bakugou. 

Kaminari swung his arm around Bakugou’s shoulders. “See, dude, now we’re having fun!” The last word was elongated as he let out a small hiccup.

“Get the fuck off of me, dunce face,” Bakugou mumbled with his head still on the table, causing his words to be muffled. Nevertheless, Kaminari knew exactly what his grouchy friend had said but ignored him.

For the first time that night, Kaminari looked around the room and noticed you sitting alone now in the corner of the bar. He shot up, waving his hand out at you. “Y/N!”

Bakugou’s eyes, which were once closed shut as the alcohol was rushing to his head all at once, shot wide open as he whipped his head up. He felt dizzy from how quick the motion was. “What the fuck are you doing?”

“Come on, man, she’s sitting over there all alone,” Kaminari reasoned, turning his attention back to you. You also had finally noticed your old classmates, smiling at the sight. “Hang out with us, Y/N!”

“Alone?” Bakugou questioned softly. He looked over at you and felt a wave of relief wash over him as he carefully watched you make your way to their table, mystery man out of the picture.

“I didn’t know you guys were here tonight,” you said with a smile. You sounded level-headed and Bakugou determined that you were probably the most sober person in the room that night.

“Yeah, we come here a lot after our patrol shifts,” Sero commented.

“All of you?” You questioned, interested as you scanned each of the guys sitting at the table. Finally you locked eyes with Bakugou and he swore your gaze could’ve pierced right through him. He broke eye contact first as he felt his face burning up even more with the effects of the alcohol. 

“We usually have to beg Katsuki to come out. You know how he is,” Kirishima teased, wanting to lighten the mood for his friend. It didn’t work as Bakugou still had a sour expression on his face.

“Wanna get a few drinks with us?” Kaminari offered.

You shook your head. “No, it’s alright. Tonight hasn’t gone the way I wanted so I think I’m going to call it a night. It was nice seeing you guys.”

You waved goodbye to the boys, sending a small smile towards Bakugou as you understood he was in a bad mood but not understanding why. Your back was turned to them as you walked towards the exit and it was a miracle how you didn’t have two vermillion holes in your back the way Bakugou was staring at you leaving.

Bakugou stood up abruptly and he grabbed his coat and wallet. He sloppily pulled out a few bills and slammed them on the table as he made his way out as well.

“Where are you going?” Kirishima questioned.

“Don’t worry about it.”

You cursed at yourself for leaving your jacket in your date’s car as the winter snow began to litter the streets. Your body was shivering terribly. The bar had a few tables and chairs in front of the building and you sat yourself down as you contemplated how on Earth you were going to get home. 

Before you could come up with a game plan, you felt a heavy leather jacket plop down onto your shoulders. You jumped at the sudden contact, watching as a clearly drunk-but-pretending-to-be-sober Bakugou sat himself in the chair across from you. “Bakugou! What’re you doing here?”

Bakugou ignored your question as he bluntly asked, “Where’s that fucker you came in with?”

You were taken aback by his questions. Only a few minutes ago did you realize that Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero were there in the bar with you that night. If he had seen you with your date, that meant Bakugou had seen you when you walked in. 

You sighed, leaning back in your chair and pulling Bakugou’s jacket closer to you as it kept you warm. “He was being… weird.”

“Weird how.” It was a question but you sensed the animosity in Bakugou’s tone as his expression harshened in a way that made his question a statement.

You waved your hands to calm him down. Why was he so upset? “Nothing bad, don’t worry. He’s just some guy I started dating. We weren’t official or anything but I liked him. He said he didn’t like me being a hero and said I should get a job that’d suit me in a feminine way.” You chuckled humorlessly as you recalled the misogynistic comment.

“What a fucking loser,” Bakugou grumbled, loud enough for you to hear and laugh at. He leaned back in his chair, resting his eyes. “You told him to fuck off, right?”

You nodded, amused as you always were back in U.A. with Bakugou’s colorful vocabulary. “Yup. He got pissed and left me here and I left my stuff in his car like an idiot.” 

Bakugou opened his eyes and reached into his front pocket, cursing at himself as his fingers kept missing the opening seam. He pulled out his car keys and tossed them onto the table. You furrowed your eyes at the sight in confusion.

“Take my car to get home.”

You widened your eyes at his insane proposition, looking at the insignia on his keys as an expensive brand. “Bakugou, your car’s worth like a hundred million yen! There’s no way I can drive that!” 

“Just do it, idiot,” Bakugou groaned, placing his forehead on the cold, snow-covered table. “Can’t let you just sit here in the cold.”

A moment passed as you were contemplating your choices only to realize in that time, Bakugou had fallen asleep. You chuckled softly, never expecting to see health-conscious Bakugou who’s always been adamant about never drinking inebriated. 

You grabbed his keys and put them in the pocket of his leather jacket, slipping the jacket onto your arms. You knew you couldn’t just take his car and leave him here like this so you got up and went over to his side, gently shaking his shoulders to wake him. “Come on, big guy. We’re going home”

Bakugou let out a groan as you got him to his feet, your arm around his shoulders and you wrapped his arm around your waist to support him, resting your hand on his hand. You felt his body stiffen in reaction and you looked up at him curiously. His face was red again and you assumed it was a combination of the alcohol and the frigidness in the air. It most definitely was not either of those things.

“Where’d you park your car?” You asked as you slowly helped him walk.

He nodded in the direction ahead of you and you assumed he was referring to the parking lot that was thankfully right next to the bar. The two of you continued walking towards the lot and you found it unusual how quiet Bakugou was.

Once reaching the lot, you were originally going to search for Bakugou’s car only to not have to put any effort at all since his bright red sports car stuck out like a sore thumb amongst the Subarus and Toyotas.

You laughed, shaking your head. “Why am I not surprised by this at all, Bakugou.”

Bakugou flinched and he slowly pulled away from you, shoving his hands in his pockets as he wobbly made his way to his car. “Stop calling me that.”

“What? You don’t want me to call you Bakugou?” You question, confused. “Oh! I get it. You want me to call you by your hero name, right, Dynamight?”

“That’s not it either, idiot.”

“Oh, then, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight?”

“You’re so stupid.” Bakugou stopped right in front of his car and turned around, slowly so that he wouldn’t fall over. He had his signature frown on his face only this time it was out of frustration. “Back in U.A. you’d call me Katsuki.”

“Yeah, I guess I did,” you said, nodding your head as you recalled doing so. “But that was five years ago. I haven’t seen you since then and I just wanted to be polite.”

Bakugou kept quiet but his eyes never faltered or wavered as he kept them on you. You felt like he could burn right through you if he tried as you didn’t understand his frustrations. “Is everything okay, Ba– I mean, Katsuki.”

Bakugou’s eyes slightly widened for a moment and he felt like he was transported back to being a teenager. “No. Everything’s not okay ‘cause I still have this stupid crush on you that I’ve had since our first year in U.A.”

He let out a sigh, feeling a weight on his shoulders dissipate and he turned around back towards his car. You stood in place, shocked at the confession that you did not foresee at all. There was no way the Bakugou Katsuki had a crush on you, especially when you were just teenagers.

“Open the door.” Bakugou turned his head to you as he waited by the passenger door.

“Wait, wait, wait.” You waved your hands in front of you, still unable to wrap his words around your head. “This has to be a joke. There’s just no way– Why would you have a crush on me?”

Bakugou shrugged. “Dunno. Just happened.”

Your face felt hot and it wasn’t because of the weather. So much of your relationship with Bakugou made sense with this new realization. The reason for his cold shouldering you on numerous occasions or annoyed stares he’d give you when you got in a relationship in your second year all started to make sense. It was his way of conveying his feelings for you. 

You shook your head, shaking the complex thoughts from your mind and snapping yourself back to reality as the cold air and Bakugou not having a jacket, since you were obviously wearing it, made you unlock his car with the key he gave you. You watched as Bakugou entered his car on the passenger side.

You knew you needed to give yourself a minute before you could enter the car beside him. How did you feel about him? You always thought he was handsome, when he wasn’t scowling at least, and you enjoyed seeing him mature every year in U.A. Even after graduation, you always watched the news fondly as you watched him evolve into an incredible hero, one that you knew was worthy of becoming number one. 

So Bakugou Katsuki liked you. If your poor previous relationships taught you anything, it was to not turn down a good man when he was right in front of you. Or at least sitting in his sports car waiting for you to drive the two of you home since he was unexpectedly inebriated to do so himself. 

Taking in a breath, you knew what you had to do; you wanted to see where this would go between the two of you. You opened the driver’s side door, sitting in your seat and collecting your thoughts briefly before turning to Bakugou to tell him exactly what was on your mind. You wanted to give it a shot.

And you were intent on doing just that until you turned to look at Bakugou only to see he was once again fast asleep, his chest rising and falling. You chuckled at the sight, taking in how adorable he was in that moment. Slipping his jacket off your body, you draped it over his body.

“Guess you’ll have to stay with me tonight.”

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hello!!! I saw you reblogged my sentence starter thingy and that you write for mha?? was wondering if you’d be interested in the prompt “As soon as I get out of this I hope you know I’m going to murder you.” (72) with lee!bakugo and a class 1a ler of your choosing? hope you have a wonderful day! with love, @thebest-medicine

This prompt has Bakugo written all over it. This is going to be so fun to write!

Also, I’ve followed you for like, ever, so I’m nerding out a little, not gonna lie, lmao

Thank you for the request @thebest-medicine !!

From the prompt list, #72; “As soon as I get out of this, I hope you know I’m going to murder you.”

⚠️ WARNING!!!⚠️ as usual this is a tickle fic. Don’t like don’t read. Thank you 💙

Denki, Kirishima, and Midoria stared in amusement as Bakugo struggled.

The training exercise had been called to break, the trio told to get their fourth teammate free before joining the others.

The task had been simple, teams of four had to capture the other teams flags, which were strapped to each team captains belt. They had been playing defensively, forming a circle around Bakugo (who insisted he had to be captain, since his quirk made it hard to get too close). Before each match, you went up against a different team, not knowing who you would be up against.

They had no idea Sero had snuck up on the rooftop above them, shooting tape down like a web to scoop up the explosive blonde.

So, there he hung, thrashing and getting himself more tangled. He was tilted at a 50 degree angle, the toes of his boots just barely touching the ground, with his front facing downwards and hands tied behind his back.

“Get me out of this!” He roared, pulling hard at the tape. The group snickered, his thrashing less threatening as his hands were pressed against his elbows, meaning he couldn’t set off explosions without hurting himself.

“As soon as I get out of this, I hope you know I’m going to murder you.” He growled, twisting and turning. He attempted to scrunch his chin down to bite at the strap of tape wrapped across his chest.

Midoria smiled, approaching with caution. “Okay, we’ll get you down. I promise it will be okay.” The green haired boy didn’t miss the red gracing his friends features, he was clearly embarrassed about being captured so quickly.

Bakugo sneered, forcing himself to stay still. “You think I’m worried, Deku? Do you think I’m seriously so weak I’d be upset by this?” Midoria paused, making an exasperated face. “Well, I mean, you’re not exactly being calm about this either…”

Bakugo roared again, prying his hands from his arms just barely enough to fire off a few sparks. “SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU BASTARD!”

Midoria jumped back, hands up in defense.

“Will you just let us get you down?” Kirishima chimed in. He waited for the sparks to die down before approaching and placing a friendly hand between Bakugos shoulder blades. “The longer you fight, the longer you’ll hang here.”

Bakugo paused, then hung his head, muttering, but not fighting as Kirishima began picking at the tape with his other hand. He nodded the other two over, both quickly starting to do the same.

The silence of concentration fell over the group as they worked, feeling for tape edges, carefully picking up the ends with their nails and gently peeling it away piece by piece. Bakugo still twitched occasionally, tensing and huffing.

Denki was at Bakugos left, working at layered straps along his side. He felt for the edge, finding it resting on top of his lower ribs between his back and his side. Just like before he began to scratch, trying to lift the edge.

Bakugo lurched away.

Denki stepped back, worried he scratched a bruise. Bakugo began to shout.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, idiot?? How dare you betray me while I’m trapped!!!” The three stared, confused.

“Im sorry man! Did I hurt you?” Denki asked sincerely. Bakugo, surprisingly, blushed deep red.

“You know damn well what you did! Just get me out!”

Kirishima and Midoria looked at the electric hero, watching as he started to grin.

“Ooooh, right. Sorry.” He said, still smiling. He went back to Bakugos side, acting like he was going to work more carefully.

Instead, he found a gap in the tape.

He scribbled his nails right into his exposed side.

Bakugo thrashed again, but Denki didn’t back off. The explosive blonde gasped, but otherwise remained silent. Denki snickered.

“Ah, sorry bro. Does this tickle?”

Kirishima grinned and Midorias jaw dropped.

“I totally forgot! No wonder he’s so squirmy!�� The redhead laughed, approaching as well. He did start picking at the tape again, but made no attempt at being careful. Bakugos thrashing increased, strained sounds finding their way out of his clenched teeth.

“Wait, how did you…? I mean, he told you?” Midoria asked, still staring. Kirishima chuckled.

“No, he didn’t. But when you spar with someone enough you get to know their weaknesses.”

A laugh slipped out, but the rest were quickly contained. Deku stepped up, smiling softly at his friends.

“What are you looking at?!” Bakugo managed to get out, a few giggles slipping out with it.

Deku grinned.

“I would watch how you talk to me while you’re like this. We grew up together, remember?”

Bakugo paled visibly.

“Wait, that’s right!” Denki said, looking expectedly at Midoria. “You must know all the tricks!! Tell us! How do we get him really laughing?” Kirishima nodded in agreement, grinning.

“Well, once he breaks, he can’t recover. Even if you give him a break he can’t stop.” Midoria reached out, gently fluttering his fingers around Bakugos neck and ears. Bakugo snorted, shaking his head. He had a smile crawling its way across his face, nose scrunching.

“How do we get him to break?” Kirishima asked, reaching to ruffle Bakugos hair affectionately.

“You can either keep it up, play the long game, and he’ll break, or you can go for a bad spot.” Keeping one hand at Bakugos neck, Deku guided one of Kirishimas hands by the wrist down to his hip. A mischievous glint flickered in the redheads eyes.

“If you’re going to murder us when you get out of this, just make my death quick, yeah?” Kirishima said, squeezing the tissue, testing.

Bakugo squealed loudly.

Different from his usual laugh, he sounded genuinely happy. Out of control, yes, but happy. He laughed from deep in his chest, tossing his head side to side and grinning widely.

Denki reached across to have one hand on each side, scribbling with vigor, while Kirishima knelt to squeeze his hips and thighs. Midoria kept his place around his neck, shoulders, and shoulder blades.

Bakugo kept his eyes squeezed shut, feeling some relief as he let himself laugh. He tried to kick, tried to fight, but he couldn’t get away. His protests came out as incoherent babbling, laced with too many giggles to really be understood.

He could feel his heart racing, his shoulders shaking, but oddly he could feel his muscles relaxing as well. He was embarrassed, sure, but he didn’t feel unsafe. And it was nice to laugh so freely.

Not that he would tell them that.

Fuck that.

Kirishima and Denki, despite tickling intently, still picked and pulled at the tape. As Bakugo thrashed, he could feel the restraints loosening. Peeking, he could see the pile of tape getting larger on the ground around him.

Bakugo forced himself to relax, stopping his squirming and going limp. The trio stopped for a moment, worried.

“Just get me out.” He panted, still giggling. “I’ll stay still, keep going.” The three looked at each other, Deku grinning.

“Tickling also makes him very compliant. If any villains find out about this, it may be his downfall.”

The three snickered, Bakugo keeping his promise and hanging limp.

Starting again, he laughed freely and fought the urge to struggle. The faster he got out the faster this was over.

So he hung.

He giggled.

He snickered.

He cackled.

He squealed.

Then he yelped as the last piece pulled free and he dropped into Kirishimas waiting arms.

Kirishima let him lay there for a moment, holding the giggly heap of a hero. His hair was more of a mess than usual, red eyes glistening with mirthful tears, face flushed. The three smiled.

Then the blonde promptly exploded.

The three bolted, scattering in different directions as Bakugo scrambled to chase them.

“I TOLD YOU I’D MURDER YOU ASSHOLES!! COME BACK HERE AND DIE!”

[pwnyta]

Its impressive... Horikoshi really made little miss Deus Ex Machina even LESS narratively satisfying then I could have ever imagined. Both with Mirio AND now Deku....

TBF Its on me thinking it was kinda interesting that Deku lost his arms in Shiga-world and that for some reason translating to it happening outside too, I was curious how the fuck that happened but luckily we didnt have to dwell on that because Eri comes in and rips her horn off for some reason...

Wasnt the Quirk destroying bullets made from her blood... It says on the wiki it was her 'biological material' so maybe I assumed it was her blood... but like?? Why she have to rip her horn off? Aizawa (great to see you again btw im sorry Hori didnt think spending some more time with you would be beneficial for some reason but GREAT TO SEE YA BUD) BUT WTF DID YOU TELL ERI TO MAKE HER RIP HER HORN OFF!? Also lmao Ectoplam being put on babysitting duty is fucking NUTS. What do YOU MEAN?! Also he helped a little girl chop her horn off.... work. IDK if he was the best choice for this for various reasons....

ANYWAYS... Eri being like 'My horn is part of me and since you told me how my Quirk works... this should help' So like... you have hair ya know... A lot of it. You probably coulda/shoulda started with that... especially since it woulda been like... a callback to Deku eating All Mights hair to start the series off ya know?

BUT WHATEVER

CUZ IT WOULDA RUINED THE TENSION AIZAWA-SAN PLEASE.

For at least All Might... but Bakugo was dead for like a straight up year IRL... and honestly I would have accepted Eris quirk more than the actual hilarious nonsensical bullshit that happened. Which to remind everyone...

[An origami ninja folded himself up so small and wrapped/sewed himself around Bakugos ripped apart heart while a man who creates denim threads sewed it back together... neither of these men are surgeons but its fine because all that didnt save Bakugo he actually used his explosive Quirk to restart his OWN heart somehow...

Am I getting all that right? Its been a hot minute.

A hot ridiculous minute....]

All Might coulda been interesting though. And Hori somehow rarely disappoints when All Might is involved (accept AFO randomly having a quirk that completely undoes Stains Quirks ability. That was bullshit. He had a Quirk for that but not one for the rewind? OK... W/E. AFO is so disappointing.)

Hori letting Bakugo be dead for an IRL year completely killing the tension of the scene then reviving him in the most bull-shittest way I never could have imagined 🤝 Deku losing his arms in a somewhat interesting way only to get them back like a chapter later via some bullshit way via Eris horn I never could have imagined.

Also I didnt say it before but Ojiro, Sato, and Sero being shoved into this is so fucking funny. Hori really said 'Oh shit I forgot about these three... gotta pretend theyre useful somehow'

Love that.

Love my boys. Good for them LMAO.

[bisexual-queenie]

I have come back from writers block with another fun MHA AU (its not really too serious, this is all just for fun :) )

What if MHA characters were Strawberry Shortcake Characters (I would add pics, but Tumblr is being quite stupid so… feel free to google them, but I mostly got their personalities from the 2003 series, and I imagine that thats what their clothes would look like if they were in Strawberry Shortcake)

Deku: Strawberry Shortcake (Pretty Self Explanatory. Main character, One of the sweetest people you will ever meet).

Eri: Apple Dumpling (The little sister and liitle kid of the group. Also kinda self explanatory!)

Sero: Orange Blossom (I love Sero, I love Orange Blossom, perfect fit. Also its cannon that Sero likes Oranges!)

Momo: Peach Blush (“Momo” is the Japanese word for “peach”. In addition, her wiki says that “Peach is a delicate, generally nice and always polite southern bell. She can be a drama-queen sometimes and worries over the really simple things from time to time, even if nobody else has just yet.” Sounds like Momo!)

Bakugou: Pepermint Fizz (Peppermint and Bakugou are literally the same person lmfao. No but seriously, they share so many similarities, like their jealous and aggressive attitudes (especially to the main character), thats why I put them together)

Mic: Cherry Jam (Cherry Jam is the musician of the group, which to me fits Mic’s whole schtick)

Jirou: Ginger Snap (I could have made Jirou Cherry Jam, but she just fits Ginger Snap so much more, since they are the tomboys of their respective groups)

Shirakumo: Blueberry Muffin (Blueberry Muffin’s wiki says “Blueberry always tries to keep her friends in line and is almost always the first to admit her mistakes. Blueberry brings her sense and level-headedness to the group and really cares for her friends. That love for her friends helps her to be humble and modest and tells her that her friends mean more than anything to her.” That reminds me of Shirakumo very much)

Mount Lady: Lime Light (They act the same, and even had the same character development in their respective arcs. They also just look the same lmao).

Kamui Woods: Lime Chiffon (The wiki says she was the bubbly and kinda ditzy one, which kinda fits I think, but I just chose this for Kamui because he and Mount Lady could share the lime motif lmao)

Jeanist: Raspberry Torte (The wiki says Raspberry is “sarcastic and easily annoyed” in the 2003 version, and the 2009 version makes her a fashionista, so it kinda fits!)

Edgeshot: Lemon Meringue (Lemon’s wiki says “She is kind and caring to her friends and she always tries to work as hard as she can to make others happy”. She likes to chat and knows a bit of gossip, but she does never usually trifle with in anything that could hurt the feelings of someone else” which I think fits Edgeshot really well!)

Nighteye: Plum Puddin’ (Wiki says Plum Puddin’ is a prankster and loves to laugh. Need I say more :) )

Some extra notes:

- i couldn’t fit Aizawa, Midnight, All Might anywhere and Im so sad 😭

- Ok I have A LOT of notes about Best Jeanist and Edgeshot as per usual (im sorry i love these two so much) @wanderingchocolateeclair @quill-n come and get some Edgejeanist juice lmao

Raspberry Torte and Lemon Meringue are usually paired together in the series. They debuted together, and in the show they are best friends.

I wanted to share this quote from the wiki: “They used to live somewhere else until they moved to Strawberryland [Referring to Raspberry and Lemon]. They are often seen sitting together, or walking together and holding hands.” If this fact doesn’t fulfill my love for Egdejeanist I dont know what does.

Alright thats it for now! Thanks for reading! :)

[theastroghost]

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOUR SERO HANTA TIKTOKS CHANGED MY LIFE IN LIKE 2020 LMAO. Literally you became one of my biggest artist inspirations and I’d love to see a remake of it smdmdksldkfmkdfn (I hope this doesn’t come off weird if so I’m sorry)

GAH !! YOU’RE SO KIND THANK YOU !! This doesn’t come off as weird at all you’re totally okay!!! I’m so happy you enjoyed my tiktoks, im still pretty active on the platform but I don’t do things like I used to— it’s crazy to go back sometimes and look at my old art ?? IDK ITS SO SODHJDJD YK???

[midoriaww]

MHA Characters Halloween Costumes

Mr Aizawa: makes no effort whatsoever, comes to school in his sleeping bag, is dubbed Mr Worm for the rest of the day

Bakugou: blood, lots of it, perhaps holding a severed replica of Deku's head that he made just to piss him off or scare him, Kirishima teases him for the amount of detail he put into it

Kirishima: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson but from the 90s (you know the pic I'm talking about lol)

Deku: All Might. Who else? lol

Kaminari: Pikachu onesie!

Momo: probs some famous politician woman in history or something (Ruth Bader Ginsberg)

Asui: kind of a dick move but could we dress her up as Kermit the Frog?

Mina: cute kitty or matching Kaminari's by dressing as Ash

Aoyama: a fabulous and sparkly vampire, or himself ofc ("why would I want to be anyone other than moi?")

All Might: he'd say he's gotta keep up the image of the symbol of peace so he wouldn't dress up but really he kept scaring himself everytime he saw his reflection when he dressed up as something scary, goes as his hero form just to welcome everyone to the party then hangs out in the corner watching his students have fun like a proud father

Principal Nezu: the literal devil, would act innocent and cute but we all know dude's cray

Todoroki: would wear something very literal or practical because he researched the origins of Halloween the night before the party, a shirt that says "I am not a human" to fool the monsters roaming the streets, either that or he's too scared to leave his house at all because he's a gullible baby

Iida: doesn't really get it, dresses as normal, everyone boos him (sad bro lol)

Uraraka: okay this is so biased but imagine if she dressed as Deku, and Izuku literally dies of embarrassment and thinks she looks super cute

Shoji: Edward Scissorhands or Doc Oc

Mineta: dresses as a spy or some shit like that just so he has the excuse to carry around a camera or binoculars and sneak around the room (bitch)

Ojiro: this is so fucking stupid but imagine if he drew a face on his tail to make it look like him and styled the hair on it like his - im sorry, either that or the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz

Sato: Michelin Man

Jiro: Wednesday Addams

Koda: Snow-fucking-White, bitch!

Sero: Spiderman, yesssss

Tokoyami: would look super edgy as a plague doctor, and Kaminari freaks out because he's a SPC freak lol

Hagakure: John Cena lmao

[justadekusimp]

Hello! Can I request a BNHA and AOT matchup???

My name is Irene

My Pronouns are she/they

My MBTI is INFP (I don't think this is the most accurate for me but its close enough lmao)

I am a huge jokester, i have social anxiety (im pretty good at hiding it though) i am a major Empath and extremely curious, so much so that I'd get in trouble as a kid because I asked to many questions, im as stubborn as I am awkward (both of which are a lot)

I do a lot of photography, graphic design, drawing, reading, and working out. I also do some videography but not enough to call it a hobby.

I am 5'6, I am decently muscular, I have olive skin and Hazel eyes, my hair is a shoulder length wolfcut and its dark brown on top and a dark red underneath.

My likes are: working out, anything in the horror genre, video games, drawing, chocolate oranges, sage green, dyed hair, cats & dogs (especially my dog Ricky), alternative rock or any kind if music really, dance, basically anything considered to be creative.

My Dislikes are: eggs, Texas drivers, pick me's, people who bash on stuffed animals, the color yellow, the sound of people brushing their teeth, and loud areas.

My favorite color is Sunset Orange, favorite music genre is Alternative Rock.

I am one of seven kids, two older and four younger (ages range from 4-32)

Id prefer male characters but if you think a female character would fit better then I'm 100% okay with that.

Thats pretty much it, thank you and have a fan-freaking-tastic day!! <3

Heyo,

Sorry for taking so long.

These are gonna be a bit lazier cuz I'm smashing them all into a short period of time.

Also- I WILL NO LONGER BE DOING MATCHUPS AFTER DECEMBER 30'TH.

BUT, I Will be doing compatibility match ups In it's place.

SEE MORE INFO HERE.

But-

Here you are Irene!

Katsuki Bakugo

Wow, you managed to pull him. Not an easy task.

I could kinda tell from the start that Bakugo would be your MHA match, but you are also able to consider Kyoka Jiro or Hanta Sero as your MHA match.

Contrary to popular belief, I don't believe that Bakugo would like someone who is exactly like him.

I think he would be happy with someone like you.

Someone stubborn yet, empathetic.

Reiner Braun

Um, so- have fun with him.

It's Season 4 Reiner btw

Not sure what to tell you for this one.

Lemme check my chart real quick.

Alright, so you understand each other deeply like, you just get each other, I don't think you would start an official relationship, but you would definitely be a thing.

Hope you enjoyed your matches Irene!

Thank you for your request!

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

My Art is Light, but My Thoughts Way Me Down

My art is light, but my thoughts way me down by Milkandbiscuits

'I say that all ballet dancers are stuck up pricks who think they're better than everyone else, just because they're sport is elegant and bitchy.' Mineta commented, as they green-haired soloist passed by the U.A High Dance club (more widely known as the United champions of the Dance).

They're lead dancer, Mina Ashido slapped Mineta across the head, beginning to scold the grape, 'Maybe he's just here to compete, it is a dance competition. So instead of focusing on one dancer, who isn't even in our dance section, we could focus on winning!'

And with that, let the competition begin! -Inspired by 'Icing Those Hurts'

Words: 236, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Kirishima Eijirou, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Ojiro Mashirao, Tokoyami Fumikage, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, Iida Tenya, Aoyama Yuuga, Ashido Mina, Mineta Minoru, Yaoyorozu Momo, Class 1-A

Additional Tags: Midoriya Izuku-centric, theyre all quirkless, Yagi Toshinori | All Might is a Bad Teacher, sorry f0r bad spellking, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think, idk how tyo use english lmao, English is my second language, writers block will shine through (just like Aoyama), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Teacher, OH NO THERES ANGST WHAT SHALL WE DO ITS A TRAVESTY AND NO....its not Shoto for once., All Might is a Bitch, im gonna write more tags, Hurt/Comfort, Competition, class 1-slay

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43695360

[kkyaka]

just wanna let you know, i re read your baseball player sero fic literally every night before i go to sleep LMAO it gives me the peace of mind needed for a restful slumber

WAAHHHHH IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE 😭😭😭

But I literally wanted to keep this in my inbox forever, thank you so much 😭😭😭 I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I hope you sleep peacefully every night for the rest of your life!

[shippeh]

Mind you that quote came from a page before the friggin sports festival. SPORTS FESTIVAL.

the big surprising plot coming up in the manga is actually gonna just be sero content

[denkilightning]

Hanta: Toshi Toshi, Denki, what are your favorite books?

Denki: Hm... Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky, maybe? I don’t really have a single favorite.

Hitoshi: Warrior Cats: Into the Wild.

Hanta: ...What?

Hitoshi: Warrior. Cats. Into. The. Wild.

Denki: That’s quite a lovely choice. It’s the first one from the series if I recall?

Hitoshi: [smiles, nodding] Yeah.

Denki: Cool.

Hanta:

Hanta: I mean, good for you?

[theweirdserofangirl]

I’m just waiting for some random ass BNHA ship to become cannon and for the whole fandom to start a whole new riot because of it. Like I’m a multishipper, so I’ll probably like it either way, but just image. Horikoshi is gonna be like “Hm, why don’t I just make Bakusero cannon,” or some shit and I’m going to be the new Simpsons predicting it. 

If it does happen, who wants to come over and watch the news while we eat popcorn, stuffed crust pizza, and mochi while Kiribaku/Bakudeku/Katuchako/Kamisero/Seromina/Satosero shippers go bat shit everywhere?

Edit: Nonononononono, it’s going to be Seroroki or Shinmina

[eijiroukiriot]

(dif anon) hands down aoyama is a twink, but sero is At Least a twunk. it has to take some real strength to haul himself thru the air like spiderman himself

i think all the kids probably have a fair amount of strength (or at least will as they keep training) but for now sero’s tall and gangly and funny-looking! lankyboy rights!

[sipsteainanxiety]

endgame || bnha reader insert

bakusquad x reader(?) crack!fic loll

"yyyOOOOOOO HOOESSSSSS!!!!!" Kaminari practically screamed out as he barged into the Common Rooms area of Heights Alliance. Its few inhabitants turned their heads to look at the electric boy, taking note of his wide eyes that brimmed with tears, and messy hair. They turned back to resume what they were doing.

"What happened bro?" Kirishima was the only one who got up from his position on the couch to approach his friend.

Kaminari looked at the redhead, his eyes welling up with more tears as he lunged at his friend and engulfed him in a semi-hug. "ENDGAME!!! IT-"

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!" Sero screeched out, jumping over the sofa to slap a hand over Kaminari's mouth. He looked his friend dead in his watery eyes, lips perked in a menacing grin. "Kami I swear to Thanos if you spOiL eNdgAme-!!!!"

"Did someone say 'Endgame'?" [Name] asked as she emerged from the kitchen, Bakugou following behind her. The ash blond was idly snacking on an apple, his crimson eyes watching what was happening before him in slight boredom.

"KAMI'S FINNA SPOIL ENDGAME!!!" Sero shouted, keeping a firm hand on the electric boy's mouth, who was still clutching onto Kirishima. The poor redhead offered the female a crooked smile, who only gasped in shock.

Bakugou scoffed, rolling his eyes as he walked over to a couch and plopped onto it. "Big deal. It's just some dumb American movie with a predictable plotline. It ain't even that good."

"BAKUGOU KATSUKI HOW DARE YOU!!!!" [Name] gasped, throwing a hand over her heart in drama. She glared at the blond boy, who only glared right back.

"TAKE IT BACK YOU TRAITOR!!!" Kaminari managed to yell out from behind Sero's hand. The tape boy removed his hand momentarily, giving the electric boy a death glare in case he tried to do - or say - anything.

"Hey guys, settle down," Kirishima sweatdropped, raising his hands up as Kaminari detached himself from the redhead to storm over to Bakugou with Sero.

"What is the 'end game'?" Todoroki's voice suddenly came out of nowhere, causing a majority of the Common Room's inhabitants to look at him in shock. Bakugou's statement was forgotten as everyone rounded upon the poor duo-colored male, who looked more confused than anything.

"Only the most anticipated movie of the century!" Sero exaggerated only slightly, his eyes wide as though he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "With a buildup of over 8 years!!"

"DEADASS B!" [Name] jumped on the explanation train. Kirishima sat down next to Bakugou, watching the events unfold before him. "I need to know if my mans Spiderman is okay or not. God, I stan him."

"Spider... man?" Todoroki asked confusedly, tilting his head. The three idiots gasped, looking at each other.

"YOU UNCULTURED FOOL!" Kaminari wailed, slapping a hand over his face. "Have you no shame???!"

"I am uncertain as to what is happening right now..." Todoroki said slowly, glancing at Bakugou who let out a small snort.

"We are living with animals!" [Name] teared up, covering her eyes with one hand. "ANIMALS!!"

Kamimari nodded, a small pout on his lips before he remembered why he had barged into the Common Room in the first place. He waved his hands around frantically, running away from his friends to put some distance between himself and them.

"GUYS! GUYS ENDGAME WAS SOOOOO GOOD!!!!" He shouted, and at once, four heads snapped toward him, giving him a glare to not. say. anything. else. But of course, Kaminari, being the asshole he is, only looked at everyone with a crooked grin, tensing his muscles to prepare to run. "CAPTAIN AMERICA-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP NORMIE!!!!!!!" Both [Name] and Sero shouted as they launched themselves at a cackling Kaminari, who ran around the room to avoid death.

Bakugou let out another scoff, rolling his eyes as he watched his friends scream and lunge at each other. He didn't get what all the hype was for a movie about heroes. If he wanted to watch heroes, he'd look on the news, or at himself, for that matter. Todoroki was still in his corner, confused. "Whatever, it's just a movie."

Kirishima looked at him with a knowing grin. "'Just a movie'? Didn't you buy tickets to go to a private screening of it the day before it was released?"

Bakugou exploded the apple core in his hand, face turning red as Kaminari was being wrapped in Sero's tape. "Shut up shithead!!!"

in honor of avengers endgame, have this crack fic i wrote at literally 3 in the morning. i deadass knew i would get spoiled so i watched it when it came out. and man it wasfuckingamazing. i nearly cried. i'm watching it again in a week.

anyways you can't tell me bakugou isn't a secret avengers fan lmaoooo bitch probably has the merch

[matamisin]

But Sero in Awase's headband?

ANON I LIKE YOUR THINKING

Bonus:

Also we’re gonna consider this Inktober Day 14 lmao