#tsunagu hakamata

[znsluc]

https://x.com/ryosuketarou?s=21

[quirkwizard]

Pro Heroes at the Olympic Games

Well, it's been another three years and another Summer Games has rolled around. Only seems fair I'd try again with a post about what heroes would belong in what games. This can be based on anything from powers to skills to whatever I think would be the funniest to see.

Kamui Woods-Archery: I just think it'd be really cool for Kamui Woods to make a bow and arrow from his wooden body. I don't need any more reason than that.

Midnight-Rhythmic Gymnastics: I mean, a whip is pretty close to a ribbon. And it's not like the outfit she has to wear is that much different from her hero costume.

Sir Nighteye-Golf: Sir Nighteye seems like the kind of guy that would be into golfing. That's it. I just thought it'd be fitting for the guy that looks and dresses like a stoic businessman.

Hound Dog-Handball: This is a sport all about catching and throwing a ball around and keeping it away from another team. Naturally, this should be no problem for the man who is part dog.

Beast Jeanist-Diving: The need for precision and elegance would, in this event, fit great with someone like Best Jeanist. That and it's the sport with the least amount of clothing for him to cheat with.

Mount Lady-Sports Climbing: She's got mountain in her name. Of course that means she's good at climbing. Oh, who am I kidding? She'll just turn giant-sized and reach the top instantly.

Snipe-Shooting: Considering all of his shots are guaranteed hits, I would want to see how disrespectful Sniper would get with this. Like doing it with his eyes closed or even shooting other people's targets.

Miruko-Basketball: I could have chosen any leg-based sport for her, but I wanted to pick the one with some more direct competition. Plus, there is the easy reference in putting her in a Toon Squad jersey.

Present Mic-Breaking: Yeah, apparently breaking dancing is considered an Olympic sport. And look me in the eye and tell me Present Mic of all people doesn't know how to break dance.

Nezu-Table Tennis: This is just the only sport that I think could fit him. Literally. He might be too small to use or do any of the sports on the roster. Even then, he's going to have to wield the paddle like a claymore.

Wild Wild Pussycats-3x3 Basketball: Considering this is one of the few team events that requires such a small number, it only feels fitting to place Ragdoll, Mandalay, and Pixie Bob here. And what about Tora? He can be a cheerleader.

Fat Gum-Wrestling: Could you imagine someone trying to wrestle as big and plushy as Fat Gum? They're going to go in for the grapple and immediately sink right inside of him. Now the real question is whether or not it counts as a clinch or a pin.

Eraserhead-Artistic Gymnastics: I wanted to give him Rhythmic Gymnastics so badly with how well it fits him, he even has the ribbon for it, but it's a women's only sport in the games. Still, this fits well enough with his impressive acrobatic skills.

Edgeshot-Fencing: Perfect set up for a fencer. He can make himself as thin as an epee and extend himself out as his pleases. Plus, it's the only official sport that lets you wear a mask in game, which should be no issue for Edgeshot.

Endeavor-Boxing: While I could say that I think that Endeavor is smart enough to handle the sweet science of boxing, the real reason is that he is that huge. I don't even think he'd need his powers to demolish someone in the ring.

Gang Orca-Water Polo: While Gang Orca would kill in any of the water-based events, he would definitely kill it in an event where hitting something really hard is part of the goal with his strength boost. Seriously, his spike might actually kill someone.

Ectoplasm-Rowing: This sport is all about being as in sync as possible with the rest of the rowers. Why bother when you can have your hivemind of clones work perfectly together? And if any of them run out of juice, just switch out one of your clones with a fresh one, no one will notice.

Hawks-Skating: Like Sir Nighteye, Hawks just looks and acts like he would be a skater. It wouldn't surprise me if it was part of his training at the Hero Commission to appeal to a younger demographic. Now he can truly become like his heroic namesake, Tony Hawk.

[chederick]

Wake up ladies new Best Jeanist design just dropped!

Who is this Diva??? I hope we get a fully body of his outfit soon.

[curiousquirks]

Day 10 | Best Jeanist x F!Reader (18+)

Overstimulation | Wet Dreams

Content Warnings: Somnophilia, Oral (Female Receiving), AFAB Reader, Bondage, Overstimulation

Word Count: 1,144

Summary:  What kind of man would Tsunagu be if he just left you alone when you were having such an interesting dream about him. Better to wake you up with a surprise.

One of things you loved most about Tsunagu was his hands. He always kept them impossibly soft, taking the extra care when he wasn’t on duty as a Pro-Hero. The way they felt as he held yours as he walked beside you, his thumb tracing across the back of your hand had you light as air. He knew how much you enjoyed his hands, and he had no issues intentionally teasing you when he knew you were looking. 

It could be something simple, it didn’t have to be much. The ways his hands guided across the book he was currently reading, your imagination doing the rest of the work as you sat beside him. Other times, it was more obvious. Such as how his hand moved its way towards you, resting itself on your leg. He mindlessly traced lines on your bare skin, something so simple that had you wanting to squeeze your legs together. 

He knew though, of course he did. You had stopped paying attention to him reading as you felt his fingers trailing up your skin as they were now sitting on your inner thighs. He continued rubbing them against your skin before resting his hand fully against your thigh, giving it a slight squeeze. This got your attention back over to him as you glanced in his direction. He was already staring at you though, his book closed and sat beside him. 

Things moved quickly though, faster than you thought your mind could have processed. Your shorts were taken off, his fingers tracing along your bare skin as he positioned himself between your legs. You moaned, your cunt eagerly throbbing with want. He chuckled at your desperate state, rubbing his hands up and down your legs. He stretched your legs up and hooked them over his shoulders, placing a kiss against your skin as he slowly started sinking down between your legs.

Your hand reached down and brushed his blonde hair out of his face, as he placed a kiss against the wet patch on your underwear. You hummed, using your legs to bring him closer to your body. A twitch of his fingers and your underwear becomes unraveled, giving him easy access. His tongue starts running across your folds and you let out a gasp.  His hands rested on your waist as his fingers dug into your skin, holding you in place. 

“Tsunagu…” You moaned, as you tried moving your hips against his mouth. “Ahh–feels so good…”

His lips wrapped around your swollen clit, sucking on it lightly which was causing your head to spin. You kept trying to wiggle your hips, desperate to grind yourself against his tongue. You felt his fingers twitch and move against your waist. The threads from your shirt unraveled before combining with other things out of your view. They then shot down and quickly fused with the fabric on the couch, tightly holding you in place. You whined, tapping your foot against his back as he gave slow licks against your throbbing clit.

“Come oooon…Not fair.” You whined, only getting a chuckle in response as he lifted his head up. “I wasn’t even moving that mu–Ahh fuck!”

You moaned as his fingers swiftly entered you, curling perfectly inside as your walls sucked him in. The pleasure had your head feeling fuzzy, it felt strange. You bit your bottom lip as he pumped his long fingers inside of you. The pleasure was intense and sudden, part of you wondered why. That heat built up quickly in your core and the tension tightened, your leg muscles starting to tense up. Your vision started getting blurry and fuzzy, when you suddenly heard Tsunagu’s voice like it was being whispered in your ear.

“Wake up.” He said.

Your eyes shot open, staring up at your bedroom ceiling. You didn’t get to process much before you felt that intense pleasure from before coming slamming back into your senses as your walls squeezed around his fingers. You looked down, locking eyes with Tsunagu as your orgasm slammed into you. You cried out, squeezing around him as he kept pressing his fingers against the spot inside of you, the base of his hand pressing against your throbbing clit. You reached down, grasping at his wrist to try to get him to stop. The pleasure was becoming too much, it was consuming. You didn’t even have the clarity to realize you weren’t dreaming anymore. 

“Stop, stop, please…” You gasped out, curling your body forward as your muscles tensed up. The pleasure was hurting but sending sharp tingling that had your mind cloudy but he didn’t stop. “Ah, ahh, I can’t take—Fuck please…”

In one swift motion he slid his fingers out of you, ripping the air out of your throat. You didn’t get to collapse against the bed for long though because he immediately started rubbing his fingers against your clit. Your back arched as your legs locked around him, your shuttered gasps combined with the mixed pleasure had your head spinning.

“Gah, wait wait WAIT–” You cried out as the pain from the intensity got too much. “T-Tsu, wait h-hang oon…ooh god, ahh…”

His fingers suddenly stopped forcing your body to harshly collapse back onto the bed. Your chest rising and falling with a rapid speed as you struggled to catch your breath. Your legs dropped from around him as you blinked slowly, trying to get any coherent thought back into your mind. His face was suddenly in view as he moved himself up to hover over you; a soft smile on his face like he wasn’t just causing your brain to melt from pleasure.

“Good morning.” He said, reaching a hand up to run across your cheek. “At least I hope it was for you.”

“Shut up.” You immediately shot back, panting. “What was that?”

“You were having a dream about me, wiggling around like you were trying on the wrong size jeans. He explained, a playful smirk playing at the corner of his lips. “And you were moaning my name.”

Good thing your face was already flushed. “Oh.” You replied, quietly. “I didn’t know–I mean I’ve never done this before–”

“It’s okay. It was certainly a surprise but I wasn’t going to leave you completely helpless.” He interrupted. “That’s why I helped myself in easing your little problem.”

“I think you did a little more than that.” You joked, the ache in your muscles really setting in now. 

“A little punishment for fucking the me in your dream instead of the real thing.” He said, leaning closer to you. You went to open your mouth to object but the sudden feeling of your fabric around your body suddenly fusing to the bed beneath you took your attention away. “Ah, ah, ah, just let me handle it. We’ll just continue and finish where I’m sure your dream was headed.”

[battydora]

pros reacting to you pulling them by their belt.

content: mildly suggestive , drabbles , adult reader!! , gn. reader (no body spec.) , however f. reader on midnight!!! (wlw) , confident / bold reader , established relationship (edgeshot, eraserhead, midnight) , situationship (best jeanist) , pet names , reader implied to be a hero (best jeanist) , reader calls midnight "mama" affectionately , reader is an UA teacher (eraserhead, midnight) , reader is a highly ranked and popular hero w sex appeal and shit you also have a kid attending ua (snipe) , also reader is taller (snipe)

a/n: this trope is such a tease ONGAWD. totally got excited with best jeanist don't mind me y'all, my man, thank u to my man

characters: edgeshot, best jeanist, eraserhead, snipe, midnight

EDGESHOT

–eyes widen for sure. you appear from behind him, surround him and your hand sneakily having its way with his belt so when his eyes are solely focused on yours he doesn't expect when he's being pullen against you.

–his cheeks turn red when his body bumps into yours, he definitely gulps to keep his composure, he tries so hard to not budge but his heart is racing like crazy and the sly smile in your face doesn't help, he loves when you take iniciative like this despite making him so flustered.

–"you need something, love?" he mutters out, eyes fixed on your lips. "mmh? do i need a reason to spend time with my favourite hero?" praises are his weakness, his blush expands to his face whole and closes his eyes shut, trying to regain power over himself but is caught off guard when both your hands slide all the way to his hips and then his butt.

–"you're just teasing now" he recognizes as he sighs defeated, knowing he can't resist your touch and rests his hands in the crooks of your neck gently. "i was teasing since the moment i got here" you add grinning, now leaning forward to kiss the skin of his exposed neck sweetly and squish his butt with adoration, not knowing what you were putting the man up to, he melts under your touch and don't expect him wanting less.

BEST JEANIST

–it is a day you arrive to genius agency only to salute the one and only fiber hero, who turns out to be the one you're in a situationship with. it is common to arrive and see a lot of people moving around and working, it is number three's agency after all, an active and abuzz workplace is something to expect but today specifically seems to be a very busy day.

–it is a coincidence indeed that while walking through the agency looking for the denim dressed hero you find the aforementioned walking alone in one of the hallways, you smile once you spot him and speed up to him.

"hey jeanie! how's it going?" your cheerful demeanour barely startles the hero once you step infront of him, stopping his walk, instantly wondering why are you there.

"y/n? what a surprise to see you at genius agency. what brings you here?" he asks in a collected manner, his gaze softening at the view of you, smile disguising behind his suit.

"oh nothing, i was just passing by on my break and wondered how the most handsome man on earth would be doing so i decided to pay him a visit" he closes his eyes and tilts slightly his head downwards at the compliment.

"you're so flattering as always, i adore that you keep me so in mind" he stares at you again as you gift him a grin.

"of course, why wouldn't i?" you shrug your shoulders proudly and then rest your hands on your hips, staring the man into his eyes "so? how's your day going? busy as always? oh, i hope i'm not interrupting something important by the way" you excuse yourself quickly, you passed by without really thinking it through but you see him shake his head.

"it's been quite busy today, we have a lot of work going on, a lot of brand new interns and novice heroes to form but your presence here does not bother me a bit, it actually brightens the day" your eyes shine at his words and your smile widens.

"oww, you're so sweet" you answer bringing your hand to your chest, endeared, his words flutter happily around your mind "but it's a shame you're too busy, i'd really like to take you out on a date one of these days" you add, to which he nods.

"yes, me too i admit, we are not spending much time together lately" he sounds a bit dissapointed, since he starting hanging out with you, he realized how much he enjoyed spending time with someone off duty, especially with you, you seem to bring him this relieving joy to his everyday life he appreciates very much.

"that's a shame, i kinda miss you" you say taking a step closer to him, gazing away "so that pushes me to crash into your agency like this" you add playfully, he sees through your actions a little, the sudden approach makes him lift a brow.

"that's not so bad, at least we get to see eachother, even if it's for a brief moment" he plays along, acting casual.

"yeah..." you go silent for a moment, then look at him again "but i really hope i'm no trouble here, don't wanna bother our number three hero too much" your hand reaches his jazzy belt to fit your index finger between it and his jeans and rapidly pull him towards you, your voice comes out teasing this time, a sly smile on your face, paying close attention to his reaction.

he was caught off guard but plays along naturally, yet hypervigilant that no one is around, he is a man that cares a lot about his public image, he can't imagine having to deal with comments about his sex life in social media just because a fellow hero was too close to him at work. which he minds, a lot, and you know that and still like to tease him, but he does not complain at all. tsunagu looks at you, smiling despite his collar covering half of his face.

"as i said, you don't bother me a single bit, you're always pleasant to have around" his voice deepens, you can tell, and the look in his eyes expresses approval while they remain attentive to the place surrounding you, that exact focus is the one you aim the most to break.

"yeah? then it wouldn't mind if take a minute or two of your time" your brows rise and loosen in a fast movement, implying that you would want to drag him into the closest private room as soon as possible, you pull him even closer by his belt, enough to have your bodies touching.

"you're playing with fire here, y/n" he mumbles, convinced that he already fell into your charms.

"then what's left for you than to reform me? discipline is not part of my vocabulary" you avow, challenging, your hands threaten to grab his hips but your clothes tighten around your body and you're pullen away quickly, best jeanist acts casually as a clerk walks past the two of you, greeting the hero. once they walk around the corner out of your sight, tsunagu flicks his fingers again, using his quirk to control all the fabric of your suit again and bring you close to him, a bold look in his green eyes.

"i can teach you a thing or two about discipline. let's go" you smile and bite your lower lip as he releases you and starts walking towards his office, you following closely behind, it doesn't matter how many things must be done and how busy the day is, he will always manage to make time for you.

ERASERHEAD

–shouta finds himself blinking twice the second he's walking through UA's halls nose buried in the exams he had ready for his students and suddenly being dragged by his belt buckle completely distorting his route as you make him face you. appearently he was so focused in his work he didn't even notice you were walking to him, so now having his body so close to yours in such unexpected motion, makes him blush for a brief moment. his mind muses the event, thoughtfully thinking about the hand that's still grabing his belt, is it weird to get turned on by a belt pull that totally doesn't mean to?

–"hey, where's my hallway kiss?" you tease playfully, pouting your lips into a kissing manner, to which he blinks back to reality and frowns. "we're at work, it's inappropiate" you whine in reply and let go of his belt "aw babe, you always say 'iT's iNaPprOpiATe' when there's literally no one around" you pout and complain while he continues to prove his point, he disliked PDA... more than average "out of school hours and hero duty is when we get to be a couple, right here, right now we're teachers, now move."

–you chuckle and let him go, you know that's how he is but you never want to miss the chance to tease him, however you aren't entirely aware of what you caused seconds ago, shouta sticks to the feeling of you pulling him towards you by his belt, the thought spins in his head for the rest of the day, wondering if you'd ever do it again though he'll never ask.

SNIPE

–you're used to cameras following you wherever you go, wether they're reporters or crazy paparazzis following, that's the price a popular hero like yourself has to pay for being highly ranked and having a great celebrity profile, people grow curious about you and your personal life and while trying to saciate the curiosity, stalking becomes a hobby, at this point you don't really care but you take it personal when they try to involve your child with your hero profile, you're relieved it's UA the school they attend to because the Principal doesn't allow journalists or reporters in, which helps you feel like your child is safe from media. however it's still stressing when you have to pick them up from school.

–hopefully no creepy stalkers followed you today, it is a pretty chill day so you don't have to worry about your child being exposed to media as much. you walk into UA, you would normally wait for your kid outside but today you have to reach one of the teachers to talk about some things about your kid's grades so you decided to pick them up directly by their classroom. when you're about to walk around a corner, someone unexpectedly runs into you. you skillfully react and hold to this person's belt and pull them towards you roughly so you won't fall aswell.

–this person, who seems to be a man with a cowboy-looking appearence, bumps into your chest abruptly out of inertia "hey cowboy, don't trip" you say playfully as soon as you assure your balance and the stranger's, letting go of his belt and smiling down at him.

–it takes him a moment to react but when he does he seems flustered by the fact of being that close to you so he takes a step back accomodating his hat and then kindly apologizing "i apologize, i should've watched where i was going" he bows respectfully as he speaks, to which you smile.

–"don't worry about it" you manage to wink at him before continuing your way to your kid's classroom. once your tall figure goes distant and eventually dissapears from his sight as you walk, snipe slams his hand against his forehead, eyes totally wide and cheeks fully red, he is lucky to have a mask to cover his face but the man is a flustered mess, not only because the unusual proximity, the belt pull AND the unbelievably high tension of a three second situation but also that it was his hero crush he bumped into.

MIDNIGHT

–you sure catch your woman off guard when you drag her to a lonely hallway in UA after school hours, just about when all the teachers are about to go home and all the students left. her mouth curves into a grin at the excitement glowing in your eyes and plays along. "oh? where does this come from?" nemuri asks, sky blue eyes looking directly into your own.

–"nothing in particular... i just, spent my day missing you, mama" you answer playfully as your hand reaches her belt and begins to pull her towards you, walking backwards until your back hits the wall behind you.

–your motion immediately makes her belly flutter, you are being so tempting right now she does nothing more than follow you instantly with a unsettling smirk on her face, she does not hesitate and as soon as you hit the wall, she slams her hand next to you head, gluing your bodies together as her knee sneakily seeps between your thighs. "and how is it that you can't even wait to get home? we're at school right now, sweetheart, you missed me that much?" "a whole lot, baby, i want you so bad" when you answer that with a playful smirk on your face, she giggles as she leans to your ear to whisper your lewd sentence "you needy little thing, i'm gonna ruin you so bad."

thanks for reading!

[zewarudo]

[bisexual-queenie]

Could you please write more BNHA Pro Heroes as Incorrect Quotes. I need a Pt.2

OMG Im so happy that someone wanted a part 2 to one of my favorite posts that I made!! Here yall go!

(Few trigger warnings before we begin: Use if swearing, and mentions of violence an alcohol. Let me know if I missed anything!)

Ships mentioned (Vaugley and outright): Erasermic, Edgejeanist, Nightmight, and Kamui x Mount Lady

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Eraserhead: You have to apologize to Takeyama.

Midnight: Fine.

Midnight: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

All Might: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Nighteye: Thank you!

All Might: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Nighteye: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Present Mic: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in college?

Eraserhead: You mean you?

Mount Lady: Sometimes I feel like dying.

Kamui Woods: Wha-

Mount Lady: And then I remember that I won't be able to see you if I do.

Kamui Woods: *blushes*

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Best Jeanist: Sometimes I feel like dying.

Edgeshot: Good for you.

Miruko: Do I look nice?

Fat Gum: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Miruko: Perfect.

Present Mic: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Miruko: And you know what the worst part is?

Ryukyuu: That you're having to process your pain without vodka?

Miruko: No.

Miruko: Yeah.

Midnight: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Eraserhead: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Present Mic: Something illegal.

Shirakumo: Accept my fate.

Tensei: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.

Eraserhead: What?

Shirakumo: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

Eraserhead: Hizashi, just GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Present Mic: Who's stab wound is this???? Is it OUR stab wound???? No! Stay out of it!

Hawks: I'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half)!

Endeavor: Not for long.

Hawks: Please. It's all I have.

Present Mic: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.

Present Mic: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun. Short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

Nighteye: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Present Mic: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Gang Orca: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Edgeshot: Kuugo, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Gang Orca: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Edgeshot: Well, I mean yeah.

Gang Orca: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Best Jeanist: Wait, you just made them?

Gang Orca: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Edgeshot: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Kuugo.

Present Mic: *speaking Spanish*

Eraserhead: I know, I know.

All Might: You speak Spanish?

Eraserhead: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Hizashi speaks.

All Might: I would never say that Mirai is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true…Mirai is a bitch and I like him so much!

Edgeshot: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

*Present Mic sneezes*

Eraserhead: Hizashi, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*anyone else sneezes*

Eraserhead: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

Hawks: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.

Miruko: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

Fat Gum: Hey Sasaki?

Nighteye: Yeah?

Fat Gum: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Nighteye:

Nighteye: ...What.

Ryukyuu: So, what's it like living with Hakamada?

Edgeshot: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Ryukyuu: ...

Edgeshot: I love them so much.

Fat Gum: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

Someone interviewing the Lurkers: What are the hardest things to say?

Mount Lady: I was wrong.

Edgeshot: I need help.

Kamui Woods: Worcestershire sauce.

Eraserhead: You’re drunk.

Present Mic: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Shouta.

Endeavor: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Hawks: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Best Jeanist: I got distracted halfway through.

Edgeshot: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Hawks: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

All Might: Schrödinger's boys.

Miruko: FUCK!

Present Mic: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Nighteye: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Nighteye: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Hawks: ...

All Might: ...

Miruko: ...

Present Mic: ...

Nighteye: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

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best jeanist comforting his self-concious s/o

pairing: tsunagu hakamada / best jeanist x gn!reader

summary: you worry that you aren't good enough to date the pro hero best jeanist but he proves you otherwise!

being with one of the top heroes of japan can be hard, since all eyes are constantly on the two of you

everyone has an opinion about your relationship and the two of you, even if they don't even know you

best jeanist seemed to be able to deal with those comments a lot better than you were, as they seemingly didn't even faze him

you however couldn't help but worry that perhaps those people were right

maybe you really weren't good enough for him. maybe he would've been better off dating another pro hero like mirko or ryukyu! 

of course, your boyfriend had noticed how your mood seemed to worsen over the last few weeks, as more magazines started to cover your relationship with each other

eventually, best jeanist decided to confront you about it, asking if you're okay, since you've been so distant the last few days

you first tried to brush it off, but ultimately you couldn't help but ask him something that's been on your mind all this time

"do you think i'm… good enough for you…?" 

best jeanist froze for a second, sighing softly, before gently pulling you into his arms

"i wouldn't be with you if i didn't think you were the best. sure, i could find someone else who might look better, earn more or is more popular, but that's not what i want. i only want you. you're the best in my eyes, no matter what anyone else says!" 

[znsluc]

https://x.com/ryosuketarou?s=21

[quirkwizard]

I'm not sure why I made this. I just thought it would be fun to do and now all you have to see the fruits of my labor. So, without further ado, the Pro Hero Parent Tier List. Hope you all enjoy it and try not to take it too seriously.

F Tier: Gran Torino, Recovery Girl, and Yoroi Musha: The simple fact is that these three characters are way too old to be parents. Maybe if this were a grandparent tier list, they'd be higher, but it isn't, so they're all going in the F Tier.

D Tier: Endeavor: Look, do I even need to explain this one? You all know what he did. One of the biggest problems in the story is the result of all the messed up stuff Enji did as a dad. His attempt at redemption was to remove himself from his family. Easy bottom tier.

Nana: While I'm someone who tries to understand Nana's position and decisions in regards to her kid and her role as a "One For All" user, she still didn't seem like a very good parent even when she was around. She herself even admits that, so that is what puts her so low.

Gang Orca: What few interactions we see him having with kids is screaming about their failures and throwing them when he is dissatisfied with their answers. That is bound to cause some trauma later. Like some Pavlovain response when they think of Free Willy.

Hound Dog: He may be a guidance consular that works with kids, implying some understanding of child psychology, but if his first reaction is to yell and growl at any emotional problems in front of him, he probably isn't going to communicate with his own kids.

Thirteen: I get that Thirteen is someone who takes a lot of care and consideration with her power and is quite safe to be around. That being said, I don't think that someone who is at risk of destroying their own child at the atomic level should really be handling children.

C Tier: Edgeshot: There really isn't a lot to say about Edgeshot as we don't get a lot of personality outside of being stoic, which could certainly be an issue for a parent. That being said, being willing to sacrifice yourself for a kid does push him above the bottom of the tier list.

Mount Lady: If we're considering her early in the series, she'd definitely be at the lower tier given how irresponsible and self-centered she is. Though considering her development and how mature she's gotten in general, she barely scrapes by as an average parent.

Kaumi Woods: Kamui Woods is just kind of average. There just isn't a lot going on with him that could give or detract merit from the little hero work he's done. He's here by default. His inability to hug his kids without giving them splinters would certainly be an issue.

Manual: Again, he's average. The most we have is that he seemed to do pretty well with handling Iida's whole situation but didn't seem to notice it in the first place. Otherwise, he's pretty plain. I could see him being the lame dad his kids don't want to talk to or be around.

Miruko: Definite Tiger Mom. She'd be making her kids do all kinds of sports stuff and getting them to exercise all the time. She cares, but she shows it by trying to make her kids excel at what they're doing. Great if they're into that, but I can see it fostering a lot of resentment.

Sir Nighteye: Like Miruko, but at the other end of the spectrum. He would be the kind of dad to make his kid study a lot because that's what he would think would be best for them. Cares and can loosen up when needed, but is emotionally distant most times.

B Tier: Ms. Joke: She is a teacher, meaning she must have some understanding of kids. She'd definitely be the "Fun Mom". She'd always try to keep a smile on her kid's face, even if that meant making terrible mom jokes. Be ready, she has been working on them for years.

Ectoplasm: He seems to be pretty good with kids, but the real clencher is his power. No matter what, he could always be around to be present in his kid's life. And hey, family dynamics are always changing. Who is to say a family can't be just a kid and their thirty-six identical dads?

Ryukyu: She can be hard on herself, but she seems to have a soft spot for children and do well with her wards, given how well they have turned out, being commanding without being harsh. And let's be real: who wouldn't want to have a dragon for a parent? That alone would put her pretty high up here.

Eraserhead: This may be a controversial pick putting him so low, but hear me out. I think Aizawa would try to be a good dad, but he's married to his job, being too tired and absent to really make it work. And did you see what he bought for Eri to wear? What self-respecting father would ever do this his child?

Fourth Kind: A good role model to any kid who tries to foster strong moral foundations and understanding of community in his wards. All around, a pretty stand-up guy to have as a dad. He loses points because punching kids is not a good way to punish them, even if it hurts him more than it hurts them.

Midnight: This could be because I read Vigilantes, but Midnight actually shows quite a few parental traits, like being highly empathic and understanding of those younger than her. Then again, I can only imagine the kind of teasing and general awkwardness that would come from having the R-Rated Heroine as a mom.

A Tier: All Might: If we're counting him without "One For All", otherwise he'd be working too much to be a dad, I think that he'd be a parent. If his students are anything to go by, he'd be a pretty effective parent. We can also tell that he plays favorites with his kids, and that knocks off a few points.

Present Mic: This may be a surprise pick, but I can see him doing pretty well as a parent. He can be the fun, comic dad that plays with his kids and can get on their level, but he can instantly go into serious mode if he needs to. The fact that he can do both so well, which you kind of need as a parent, puts him pretty high on the list.

Best Jeanist: Another stand-up guy, just trying to be a good role model and look amazing while doing it. I mean, the guy had an actual positive impact on early series Bakugou. That has got to count for something. Probably has all kinds of weirdly good life advice if you can understand fashion metaphors.

Rock Lock: One of the few real parents on this list, Rock Lock just seems like a responsible parent. He did try to call out the kids for being on missions, but he was kind of right in that regard and just looking out for them. Probably try to keep his kid from doing stupid stuff. He'd be a good, but restrictive father.

Hawks: Like Present Mic, I could see Hawks being a chill dad who doesn't seem to know what's going on but actually knows everything that happens and always has one eye open when it comes to his kids. He'll give his kids their freedom, but he's going to be there to catch and guide them when they really need him.

S Tier: Mandalay: Another one of the few real parents here, and one with a pretty bad hand. Mandalay not only had to take over as a guardian out of nowhere but had to do it with a heavily traumatized child while trying to lead a team as a pro-hero. The fact that she seems to be doing as well as she is puts her this high without question.

Fat Gum: No one should be surprised that Fat Gum is this high. He's super protective without being overbearing, tries to instill valuable lessons to make them develop, and does his best to encourage his wards to be the best they could be. And could you imagine him giving hugs? That would make any problem vanish.

Tensei: Tensei is just such a good guy. He's a good role model and leader for his team without it being detrimental. He knew Koichi for about a day and he was able to understand Koichi and tried to set him up for success. Imagine how well he'd do with his own kid. Plus, he's an older brother. That's like a being a parent with training wheels.

[chederick]

“in another life I would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”

Credit: @shinigami-social for the idea

[curiousquirks]

Kinktober 2023 | BNHA x Reader

Hi everyone, welcome to my 2023 Kinktober line-up/masterlist! I had lots of fun last year and I hope y’all will enjoy this year even more! Just the same as last year, I did randomizers to select kinks and characters. 2 main kinks (but expect extra kinks included for each <3) will be present in each small fic for every day of October. This page will update as I upload each fic.

All fics will be tagged with “curiouskinks 2023”

Warning: Dark content included! Please mind the tags/content warnings given for each day!

UPDATE:

Due to a family emergency that occurred suddenly in October this kinktober got postponed. It will be completed (hopefully) by the end of 2023.

Day 1: Lady Nagant x GN!Reader

Biting | Jealousy

Day 2: Curious x GN!Reader

Praise | Lingerie

Day 3: Tomura Shigaraki x F!Reader

Bruising | Washing/Cleaning Each Other

Day 4: Mr. Compress x GN!Reader

Petplay | Scent

Day 5: Toya Setsuno x F!Reader

Bar/Club Scene | Humiliation

Day 6: Overhaul x GN!Reader

Bribery | Oral

Day 7: Mount Lady x F!Reader

Massage | Hairpulling

Day 8: Dabi x GN!Reader

Writing on the skin | Bloodplay

Day 9: Endeavor x F!Reader

Mirrors | Prostitution

Day 10: Best Jeanist x F!Reader

Wet Dream | Overstimulation

Day 11: Tomura Shigaraki x F!Reader

Film/Photography | Cock Warming

Day 12: Edgeshot x F!Reader

Virginity | Mutual Masturbation

Day 13: Chronostasis x GN!Reader

Bratty Sub | Phone Sex

Day 14: Dabi x F!Reader

Sex Pollen | Begging

Day 15: Shin Nemoto x F!Reader

Blindfold | Breeding

Day 16: Hawks x GN!Reader

Piercing | Exhibitionism

Day 17: Lady Nagant x F!Reader

Overstimulation | Sex is Interrupted

Day 18: Giran x F!Reader

Titjob | Facial

Day 19: Sir Nighteye x GN!Reader

Facesitting | Sexswap

Day 20: Overhaul x F!Reader

Dirty Talk | Pregnancy

Day 21: All For One x F!Reader

Sex Toys | Orgasm Control

Day 22: All Might x GN!Reader

Anonymous Sex | Body Worship

Day 23: Mirko x F!Reader

Voyeurism | Mommy Dom

Day 24: Tomura Shigaraki x GN!Reader

Facial | Glory Hole

Day 25: Giran x GN!Reader

Spanking | Humiliation

Day 26: Mirko x F!Reader

Clothed Sex | Squirting

Day 27: Overhaul x GN!Reader

Thigh Fucking | Voice

Day 28: Mr. Compress x F!Reader

Fem Dom | Knives

Day 29: Curious x F!Reader

Unconscious | Teasing

Day 30: Dabi x F!Reader

69 | Squirting

Day 31: Overhaul x GN!Reader

Chasity | Boot Worship

[pyropelove413]

Bakugou making food for Jeanist, for @kiritodobakudeku! Done for the bakubowl birthday exchange! 🧡💙🎉

[6ahaha1amjustaperson9]

The brain rot these two gays give me you guys have no idea dsskdosk

Idk I just wanted these two while roof hopping don't ask why

Sketch and small video under cut ↓

No I didn't zoom on Best Jeanist's belt idk what you guys are talking about

[bisexual-queenie]

BNHA Pro Heroes as Incorrect Quotes

Warnings: NSFW quotes, mentions of drugs, alcohol, murder, arson, and cigarettes, swearing)

Eraserhead: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Present Mic: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Eraserhead: But you’re always acting stupid?

Present Mic: …

Present Mic: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Edgeshot: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Kamui Woods: What?

Edgeshot: Good luck.

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Ryukyu: Did you have to stab them?

Miruko: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Ryukyu: What did they say?

Miruko: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Ryukyu: That’s fair.

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Edgeshot: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Best Jeanist: *crouches down*

Present Mic: *kneels down*

Fat Gum: *sits on the floor*

Edgeshot: …

Edgeshot: I hate all of you.

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Hawks: *watching their house burn down*

Hawks: ...

Hawks: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Edgeshot: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Best Jeanist: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Edgeshot: ...

Best Jeanist: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Gang Orca: We know what you meant.

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Miruko: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!

Endeavor: …

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Mount Lady: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Mount Lady: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Mount Lady: Go big or go home.

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Best Jeanist: Hey, Shinya. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Edgeshot: I like sunflowers.

Best Jeanist, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Kamui Woods: When Yuu was born, the gods said, "She’s too perfect for this world."

Midnight: Please. When she was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Hawks: It smells like henway in here.

Endeavor:

Edgeshot: Endeavour.

Edgeshot, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Endeavor: *sigh*

Endeavor: What's a henway?

Hawks: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

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Best Jeanist: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Hawks: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Endeavor: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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All Might: What happened?!

Present Mic:  Do you want the long version or the short version?

All Might: Sh-short??

Present Mic: Shit's fucked.

All Might: Okay, long.

Present Mic: Shit's very fucked.

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Present Mic: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Eraserhead: This is a lie.

Eraserhead: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Eraserhead: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Mount Lady, pointing a camera at Edgeshot: There they are, our sweet baby.

Edgeshot, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

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Sir Nighteye: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Sir Nighteye: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Sir Nighteye: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Eraserhead: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Hizashi meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Fat Gum: How are you today?

Sir Nighteye: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Best Jeanist walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Shinya, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Edgeshot, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Edgeshot: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Gang Orca: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Tsunagu. They're mad at you.

Best Jeanist: No, it's Shinya. They're just being grammatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Edgeshot: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

Kamui Woods: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Edgeshot: I stand by my choice.

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Sir Nighteye: Why is Hizashi crying?

Eraserhead: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Present Mic: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Sir Nighteye: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Present Mic: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Sir Nighteye: NO, NOT THAT!

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*Everyone is giving advice to Eraserhead*

All Might: It's okay to ask for help.

Midnight: You're not a burden.

Present Mic: Murder is okay.

Tensei: Your feelings matter.

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Miruko: What’s it like being tall?

Hawks: Is it nice?

Edgeshot: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

All Might: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Midnight: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Eraserhead: Being a fish.

Midnight: Well, shit.

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Sir Nighteye: I can't believe you've done this.....

All Might: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Sir Nighteye, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*During their UA days*

Edgeshot: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?

Best Jeanist: Kamihara, stop trying to get drugs.

Edgeshot: Don't suppress my interests.

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Sir Nighteye: Guys where did Fat Gum go?

Ryukyu: He got arrested.

Sir Nighteye: How the hell-

Fat Gum: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Midnight: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Tensei: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Present Mic: Waking up in the morning.

Eraserhead: Waking up.

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Edgeshot: Hawks just insisted Tsunagu and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Edgeshot: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Present Mic: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Miruko: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Edgeshot: The cow??

Miruko: What?

Ryukyu: Shinya, W H Y?

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Kamui Woods: Your smile? It makes my day.

Mount Lady: Your happiness? I live for that.

Edgeshot: A room? Get one.

Fat Gum: Hotel? Trivago.

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Hawks: From now on we will be using code names.

Hawks: You can address me as Eagle One.

Hawks: Miruko is “been there done that”.

Hawks: Endeavor is “currently doing that”.

Hawks: Edgeshot is “it happened once in a dream”.

Hawks: Best Jeanist is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Hawks: And Ryukyu is..

Hawks: Eagle Two

Ryukyu: Oh thank god.

And that concludes this post! I hope this was funny enough for anyone reading this!