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Additional character sheets because I forgot to add them to the original post. Might be the first time I drew old man zeppeli and enjoyed it lol.
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Local man forgets to check who his bartender is related to
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Chamberlain: Buster, What do you think of the Negroes?
Kilrain: Well, if you mean the race, I don't rightly know. This is not a thing to be ashamed of. The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men ... one at a time.
Chamberlain: To me there was never any difference.
Kilrain: None at all?
Chamberlain: None. Of course, I didn't know that many. But those I knew ... well, you looked in the eye and there was a man. There was a divine spark, as my mother used to say. 'What a piece of work is man, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.'
Kilrain: Well, if he's an angel, alright then. But he damn well must be a killer angel. Colonel, you're a lovely man. I see a great difference between us, yet I admire you. You're an idealist, praise be. The truth is Colonel, there is no 'divine spark'. There's many a man alive no more of value than a dead dog. Believe me. When you've seen them hang each other the way I have back in the Old Country. Equality? What I'm fighting for is the right to prove I'm a better man. Where have you seen this 'divine spark' in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? No two things on earth are equal or have an equal chance. Not a leaf, not a tree. There's many a man worse than me and some better, but I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters Colonel ... is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve. Not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain, and I damn all gentlemen. There's only one aristocracy and that's (taps head) right here. And that's why we've got to win this war.
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John B. Hood : Noooooooo! You Can't Just Destroy My Army By Charging Bayonets!
Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain : Hahaha Bayonets! Go Brrrrr :)
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Because of how interestingly American Horror Story handles historical figures, it would be hilarious to see American Civil War generals/other figures from that time in a AHS season. Like could you imagine the shit they would get into
#american civil war#american horror story#hey look at that they both start with the word American#this fits so well lmao
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What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
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Omg they’re so cute 😭.
Such a good drawing Eclair, you’ve truly done it again
edgejeanist but they tango ✨
✨~💃🏻 ~✨
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This is not a cat/dog relationship, they’re both cats
feral, violent cats
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Calling history nerds 🚨🚨🚨
Which historical figure(s) would you put on your hear me put cake?
I would put Thaddeus Kosciuszko and Ulysses S Grant on ofc :) (They can also be someone just for goofiness)
hear me out cake example:
Tag people!!! @allysah @tommy-288 @tompoose @maip--macrothorax @rosemeriwether @pranklinfierce @chaotic-history and everyone else :)
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So uhh. Tombstone huh.
(alternate versions bc I cannot make up my damn mind:)
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credit where credit's due to the way these two actors delivered these lines though. they came on set that day and said "we are ABSOLUTELY telling a love story"
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Just boosting this so that this gets across to more people!!
Hi, I hope you're doing well. I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. Could you please reblog my campaign post from my profile? Each share could be a lifeline for my family. 🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified ⭐️ by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. Also with ⭐️ Project watermelon,line 249/(212) on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.
Omg it’s such an honor to be reached out to share your campaign!!!!
Please please please click on the link provided to donate to their GoFundMe, and while you’re at it, don’t be afraid to donate to other families who are desperately needing to find ways to save themselves!!! ❤️🍉🇵🇸
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