#im sorry i couldnt help myself

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt247/?

[sawceelcd]

(they bring Beatrice back with a seance or something)

Isaac: I almost married..

Beatrice: …I see-

Isaac: I almost married a British officer.

Beatrice: ohshit

[fo-ryourconsideration]

Today’s character that selfshippers should consider F/O-ing is:

The Unknown from Willy's Chocolate Experience!

[fgo-husbandry]

SELLING GRAIL MUD SUPPLEMNTS

GOOD QALITY

CHARGE YOUR SERVANS TO ALTER

NO RISK

HELATHY SERVNTS

[sumbier0]

Mike schmidt is an Afton actually, Mr Schmidt and William loved eachother very much and thanks to the power of mpreg we got mike

[regardingjenmish]

that fucking thicc man with the titanium hips can get it

[saeraas]

saw a smile and started CRYING

[that-dumb-moth]

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)

L with the T (with the T)

The whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)

Next thing you know,

Shawty got low low low low low low

#LwiththeT

[cal-the-imp-artist]

Nice

[deyostra-walos]

Said league member also made the mistake of using the buzzer on Danny's left hand.

Ya know, the one he originally puhed the button in the portal with?

Had he been shocked anywhere else, he might have been able to shurg it off, he has before. But that sensation, on that hand, and via a button?! They're lucky he didn't do more damage

Imagine it's April fool's day and someone, batfam or JL member, wanting to pull a fun harmless prank decides shocking others with a hand buzzer is the perfect way to do that.

Now imagine they pull this prank on Danny. The person with trauma relating to being shocked. It's a shame the person doesn't know that though because they are about to see just how powerful Phantom is.

When the storm finally clams no one is luckily badly injured. Everyone who was there to witness the events, and even those who were only told tales have a newfound healthy amount of fear for Phantom.

[i-think-i-thunk]

*someone graffitis Eddie's van or something*

Steve: Get some coke, it'll come right off. That stuff can strip rust.

Eddie: *confused* Okay...

~later~

Eddie: *holding a baggie* Okay, I brought the coke. Still not sure how this is going to help though.

Steve:

Eddie: What?

Steve: I MEANT THE SODA

Eddie: Oh. Oops??

[valnorok]

im really obsessed with dc right now and @sreppub's selkie drawings tingled my brain because seals r just so :3

i also ran with the idea of damian being a polar bear bc i just think its neat. once hes an adult he gonn be a UNIT but hes just a lil baby man rn

inspirations below the cut thank u pinterest

[phantominzie]

an assortment of half-assed colored sanders sides doodles

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Here comes the airplane!

[mini-minish]

one more to the pile!!

[davinaclaires]

Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter THE ERAS TOUR - Sydney, Australia N1