#im sorry he's like this 😔

[spidey-bie]

Modern Day Techpunk AU where Ansi has Hobie saved into their phone as, "My Main Hoe."

Hobie asks who's the other hoes if he's their main hoe and they're like, "Don't worry bout that bby before you get demoted. 😉"

[chloesimaginationthings]

that old mannnnn damn you draw henry so well

Shout out to Henry Emily, I love drawing him old and depressed

[whaliiwatching]

list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

[blossoms-phan]

dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪

[yourlocalabomination]

I’d like to formally apologise to Joey Richter for once again working up the courage to interact with him on Twitter.

To further prove my point, may I present this beautiful artistic rendition made by @cowardlykrow

[nanstar200]

Hi gueys 🧍 (run away again)

[hyunpic]

[mushyfart]

I didn't notice this in bride of reanimator before but he's legit so cute I hate him

[superbellsubways]

🍂

[amaranthdahlia]

hihihi oopsie omens au (by @asleepyy ) fanart bc im obsessed liek one of the best reverse omens au portrayal ive seen check them out :] !!

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bonus doodle skdkfl

[yaoigoddess9158]

If that isn’t the face of being in love, I honestly don’t know what is anymore

Get married already

[ellitx]

I have an idea for you, if you accept... Imagine the reader being the owner of Alastor's soul ( Yandere Alastor, please ) ...

7 years ago when Alastor disappeared, the reader found him almost dead and helped him recover from his injuries... As time passed, Alastor demonstrated his devotion and love for the reader and sold his soul to her, becoming the reader's puppet.

After 7 years.. The reader saw Charlie's idea and was moved by the idea ((and also the reader was feeling a little scared and sickened by the radio demon's sweet and romantic gestures)).

The reader tells Alastor to help Charlie (against his will, being practically forced because of the soul contract, Alastor just wanted to stay close to his lover FOREVER).

Alastor is sad and upset with the reader because he thinks the reader left him for another stronger being or something (of course that doesn't happen, the reader just wants to stay away from that crazy demon)...

Now Alastor wants to break this soul contract with the reader to show how powerful and cruel he is (and he will make the reader see how he is the best, so this time he won't let the reader leave him ever again).

Such a mood that reader is tired of his ass and just wants to get away from him lmaooo

7 years of being stuck with the radio demon and imagine even when you’re asleep he’s standing standing in front (menacingly) and you could see his sharp yellow teeth in the dark

“Alastor, can you please not? I’m trying to sleep here.”

“Not what, dear?” He tilted his head in faux innocence.

“Standing and watching me…? You don’t have to protect me 24/7…” you groaned, pulling the pillow to your head so you could return to your dreamland.

Alastor was next to you in a flash, sitting by your bed and caressing your hair. You’re not even surprised by his abrupt appearance, already accustomed to this kind of behavior he has.

“Oh, dear, you need me. We know that very well, just say the word and I’ll kill those who come to your way.” He sang while he played with your hair.

“Yes, but not all the time.” You rebuked, your tired eyes glaring at his own crimson ones and Alastor never faltered, but he grinned as he silently adored your messy state.

You know he has crossed the border when he didn’t let you sleep and chats with you all night. So that’s where you decided to pull his leash and drag him to the hotel and help charlie.

Just imagine him like a dog not wanting to take their shot. He’s digging his claws into the ground, even to your doorframe until it falls apart, but you’re too tired to give a shit because you only want alastor to be away from you for a good night sleep

“You’re not going anywhere until you make this hotel a success, mister.”

[i-need-entertainment]

[bumpylines]

More dad!BBJ for you folks 😌

Kaede’s friends are probs like “wow you’re so lucky, Barnaby picks you up and you get to ride in his cool car~ Kyaa doesn’t it make your heart pound 🥰” and kaede’s just like “….hes… just a regular human being like everyone else 😫😭” the illusion is shattered for her

[xxplastic-cubexx]

sequel to my other post about erik's plastic cube jail you can tell days of future past is The Divorce Movie because for eriks concrete prison that shit is absolutely NOT wheelchair accessible like charles is NOT visiting this man !!!!!!!

[connect404]

So I saw this tweet earlier Abt the dynamic between Stanford and fiddleford during the partnership and how similar it was to Stanford and bill's dynamic (incoming essay)

AND I COMPLETELY AGREE

As much as I love fiddauthor (or just ford and fiddleford in general) , fiddleford doesn't deserve the type of treatment he got from Ford.

Throughout the entire partnership,ford treated him poorly and only ever cared about him if it was related to the portal. Fiddleford was willing to work with him even though he knew he was being treated poorly,not to mention he didn't know abt bill or his intentions yet (at the time) and still had his suspicions while working with ford. He remembered to give ford a gift (hand-knitted special gloves for him to wear with several failed attempts beforehand AND a snoglobe of the shack) yet forgot to get a gift for his own wife.

He does all this but the second he tells ford that the portal is dangerous and should be destroyed,ford gets angry at him and says he doesn't need him ???

That's not to say ford isn't completely a POS , he does enjoy fiddleford's company and his partnership with him. Ford even gets closure with fiddleford and actually apologizes to him for all the shit he did to him. Ford gets character development for the most part and actually becomes a somewhat decent person. He's terrible but that's what makes him a great character. He does horrible things but also acknowledges he did said things and actively tries to not do that,even if it's hard to avoid it.

(op said he's objectively an awful person for what he did but also loves him anyway because that type of writing is what makes his character compelling and honestly I relate)

It's a shame that ford favours results over sympathy/empathy. He only ever cares people when they are of use to him and when they say something he doesn't wanna hear,he throws them to the side and searches for another.

Another thing Abt ford is that he tends to be stubborn and an egoist. No matter the situation,he always puts himself before others. This can be a good thing sometimes (like when he gets electrocuted instead of just giving bill the equation) but it's always shown in a negative light. Stan dedicated almost his entire life to bring back his brother after several decades and he never even got a thank you or when instead of hearing Stan out on that invention he broke in highschool, he just let his brother get kicked out (Ik the twins are kinda crappy people but Stan breaking ford's perpetual motion machine was an accident damnit. It's been 30+ years and he still won't let it go 😭😭)

DESPITE SAYING ALLAT....ford isn't completely to blame for his behavior and how he treats other people around him to the point of being manipulative. Sure,his main flaws are what make him act this way (insecurity,need to be better than others,doesn't really think of others,etc.) but I think the only reason they've become worse is because of bill and how he manipulated ford,basically feeding into his ego and validating his beliefs. That, combined with his occasional selfish urges makes him want more.

More knowledge.

More praise.

More fame.

And this need for more makes him impatient. So much so that he starts using the same manipulation tactics (whether intentionally or unintentionally I'm not sure) bill used on him on fiddleford to try and get the same results,since said tactics work on him,so it would makes sense for him to do the same.

TL;DR yes,ford is a bad person but he's a bad person with layers and that's why I love him sm. Also fiddleford deserved better treatment

Anyway this'll probably get like 5 likes but uhhhh I'd love to hear any take on this really.

Agree,disagree I'd love it hear it