#Diane is hoe number one

[spidey-bie]

Modern Day Techpunk AU where Ansi has Hobie saved into their phone as, "My Main Hoe."

Hobie asks who's the other hoes if he's their main hoe and they're like, "Don't worry bout that bby before you get demoted. 😉"

[upwiththegood]

11th October M.S.G. meeting

Just like everything in life, one expects so much but when it arrives one is left somewhat disappointed. We were expecting at least twenty people to turn up after holidays, hospital appointment and the many other reasons doing the rounds but hey hoe still only 14 , members, carers and family bothered to make it. A poor show really, when one needs to support the TWMC and keep the MSG alive. Don't worry we were told last time when we only managed to get 9 turn up, one more than the lot who turned up to the Brenchley coffee morning last Thursday. Nevertheless, there were a couple of surprises, as a very fit and coiffured June made it all the way from King's Lodge with her very able carer, Miss Diane but this entrance was surpassed by an elderly gentleman walking into the room, complete with face mask and hat. Some thought that this was a new member and the membership drive was beginning to work but it turned out to be Des Martin, who for numerous reasons hadn't attended for some 3 years and pre CoVid, so he was very well received and welcomed back into the happy gang. Then it was back to basics as Sonia, fresh from her Peloponnese travels began collecting the subs and her compatriot, Mrs. Ann Judge collected and sold the raffle tickets with an abundance of prizes, as some had been carried over from the previous meeting. John, then after a small break, to get his breath back stater calling the raffle numbers and hey hoe, here was little Wendy, up and down like a yo-yo, busily collecting her prizes whilst the rest of us just sat and watched, whilst some cried out "same old faces" and by then the regular late starters, Tag Along and Sue had arrived and he got into his usual salesman patter and cajoled all and sundry into buying a bingo card or two. He must've done very well as there were three rounds and the results were as

The first round for £6 was won by Joan

The second round for a tenner was won by Richard

The third round for £15 was won by Kathie

So a surprisingly excellent meeting came to an abrupt end and some promising more for next time everyone said their goodbyes and vanished. Just like that

Happy daze

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Ya girl is watching the latest HSM series ep and Imma live blog it hshshs and will add my reactions under the cut so it doesn't end up a long post. Anyways, let's goo:

AHHHH THE MORNING SHOW WITH GINA AND EJ WE LOVE TO SEE IT

They really said we're gonna let life imitate art with Nini and Olivia huh

Ricky was SUPPORTIVE??? Damnn I really thought we gonna get a classic Ricky tantrum....

But also wow sir that sounds salty and should definitely talk to someone abt how you're feeling...A therapist maybe 👀

I know we needed to contextualise how Ricky felt abt the song but I really wanted to see Nini's interview in full!!

Sebby you're so cute I do wanna see yall do DEH

Shjshshs not the rights not being available for another 5 years 😭😭

I dunno how they're in great shape and closer to the Menkies Gold after not having a single proper rehearsal, but go off Miss Jenn

Omg honestly Kourt's costumes are always amazing and on point Imma excited to see it

Kourt is such a simp we love to see it

Carlos is so pissy this episode we love to see it shshhs

Also love the way Seb calms him down and keeps him nice it's such a funny dynamic

"We had 20 people make our Belle dress over 50 hours" Okay North High shut the fuck up

I'm calling it now the reason North High knows so much is cos Howie is the leak and Kourt has been unwittingly telling him. The way her phone keeps going off as they discuss how North High knows everything is really good foreshadowing if my prediction is right

Also like her phone went off just as Carlos said "How did they know that?" THAT'S PEAK FORESHADOWING

If Howie ain't in North High, I dunno what Tim is doing

GSJAGSHAH KOURTNEY MAKING ABS FOR EJ I CANNOT

"I have abs" We know sweetie

"I PADDED THE THUSH FOR YOU" "AWW THANKS KOURT I NEEDED THAT" THIS INTERACTION IS EVERYTHING THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! I love that it is now canon that EJ has abs but no butt love that for him

Okay but like damn these costumes are great!! North High can fuck right off with its high end ones I just wanna see lowkey homemade costumes by students; I'd watch a Broadway show if I wanted to see professional costumes okay

Damn Carlos has killer eyesight clocking in that mask in the trunk

GINA BBY DON'T SAY THAT AND HAHSGSH NINI NUDGING HER WAS SO FUNNY

Nini's little look over at Gina was like "Omg you guys my girlfriend is so cute and dumb" GINI STANS HOW WE FEELING?

Miss Jenn don't be that naive, your boyfriend probably put them up to it

That Insta page is prophetic with their timing tbh; all the info is a leak obviously looking at your Howie but like the timing of it all. Those kiddos don't know that they are discussing the stolen mask at this exact moment (Kourt has put down her phone after Carlos snapped at her so Howie doesn't know they are talking abt it rn)

"We don't dance with the enemy" *cuts to her dancing with Zackey later*

SEBBY WEARING THE TEACUP COSTUME OMG HE'S GOING MAKE SUCH A CUTE CHIP (yes I am still mad Seb/Joe was robbed but Imma fangirl over the costume anyway)

Wtf why does North High look so expensive - they are literally in the same district as East High right??? How did they get this much funding

North High is a very artsy and rich for a public school; they should have had Nini go here instead of YAC tbh (like this campus feels like what YAC should have been) NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERESTING STORYLINE

Seblos' dynamic IS ON POINT THIS EP I really love my bois so much and their back and forth is hilarious

Shhshs DIANE who loves volleyball and North High okay I totally believe it

WHY ARE RED AND ASHLYN SO KINKY EVERY DAMN EPISODE TIM THESE ARE UNDERAGED CHARACTERS STOP IT

Shshsh we love Gina knowing herself and practicing self control by volunteering to be the lookout

Omg yall listen to Carlos and stfu they are so lucky no one saw or heard them yelling Wildcats

Oh no no no no no Miss Jenn you gonna get sucked in; this is gonna be so messy

Omg I saw someone post about this scene before I watched the ep YALL ARE RIGHT THAT BOI HITTING ON GINA IS SO FINE Babes go for that one, not EJ

NOT THEM FAKE DATING UGH E W TIM STOP MAKING ROMANTIC PORTWELL A T H I N G I honestly do not understand how some of yall can ship it romantically knowing Sofia is a whole underaged babey and Matty is a whole ass grown man - like I get the appeal of the Wonderstudies getting together and they do have chemistry but the irl age gap is creepy and outweighs the appeal of shipping them romantically

As I always say; Portwell/Wonderstudies should be a BROTP not an OTP

Ugh Brotp Portwell would have clocked Lily right away; romantic Portwell making googly eyes at each other isn't helping anyone

Living for Nini getting the recognition she deserves - I really like her solo arc this season she's so much more interesting without Ricky tbh

Aww Kourt you simp I love her and I'm so happy she's happy I wanna be wrong about Howie being a North High kid

Where is the mask??

OHMYGOD THESE KIDS COMING IN LIKE A HORROR MOVIE

Lily really wishes she was Jesse St. James huh; you could never Lily so stop

Andrew Barth Feldman and his cute little French accent I love him so much

Hnng Miss Jenn gonna get manipulated by this hoe. Omg wowow Zackey really is a hoe, making out with another girl before the show THE AUDACITY OF HIM SAYING MISS JENN WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH I WILL THROW HANDS WITH THIS MOFO

Wait the kids didn't steal it BUT WHAT IF ZACKEY DID

Ssjsgfajhdfg I CANNOT WITH ANDREW'S ACCENT but I can't tell if its really bad or really good but I'm also confused why didn't they just cast a French person as Antonie shshhs Antoine is adorableee and a little shit the best type of character

Lily is so annoying b y e sis bye and Olivia Keegan is talented I just wish they didn't make her character such a cartoony villain type

"How about if we bop to the top" SEBBY I LOVE YOU AND NEVER STOP BEING SO CUTE I SWEAR and Awww Carlos called him Honey I am s o f t

Hnng why do these fools are really gonna give into North High calling them chickens

OHHH NO SHE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT ABOUT ASHLYN FUCK A DANCE OFF I AM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH A 16 YEAR OLD

"She told us not to dance with the enemy. She's better than this" No Sebby, she's not *cuts to her dancing with Zackey* AND OMG THE WAY I SAW THIS EDIT COMING BEFORE IT CAME

Ooooh I like this song wayyy more whatever the mess The Mob Song became (when I first heard it drop on Spotify yesterday) Around You is such a great song musically and lyrically very relevant to these two and gosh I love their voices together

They have so much chemistry damn, go home Mike (well he technically has oop) and Mr. Mazzara

YES YOU DO MISS JENN YOU ALWAYS HAD IT

Oh god this is the scene from the trailer; she's gonna make a move on Ricky isn't she?? Leave him alone Lily he doesn't need a 3rd girl to be confused about he needs a therapist

Lily shut the fuck up with quasi; STOP TRYING TO MAKE QUASI HAPPEN

"I love Nini's song" Sure, Jan.

...Okay yes you should have called him out but don't bait him LIKE THAT oop there's the scene from the trailer

Ohmygod is Andrew Barth Feldman gonna hit on Ashlyn

Okay this is so cute but also I am VERY annoyed with the way this show handles its characters like they aren't relevant or important unless they get into a relationship or a love triangle?? That's such a shitty way to give out screentime and arcs to characters. Is it not enough to develop the characters on their own and strengthen their friendship???

HUH TIM why you so obsessed with compulsory heterosexuality??(well also homosexuality for Seblos but they are the only ones I'm not annoyed with their relationship cos its a hella big step for Disney to have a gay couple and their relationship isn't in our faces or overshadows the plot and its just spinkles of cuteness every time they interact - they are honestly who Rini wishes they were; besties in love. They are a couple that Tim should be taking notes from; leave the relationship drama in the background, focus on the theatre and friendship aspect of everything)

My mini rant aside; this is a very adorable interaction between Ashlyn and Antoine.

"TOM HOLLAND ON STILTS" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT COMPARISON I AM SCREAMING ANTOINE THAT'S SO FUNNY

This is so funny he keeps picking out the hottest guys of the group; as if he himself isn't the French version of Big Red they look super alike ngl shshsh

WHY YOU RUIN IT WITH THAT ANTOINE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU

Drama between Antoine and Red is already spicing up shshsh I cannot

Why are you so dramatic with the shuffle Lily gtfo of here...also this doesn't make sense?? She wasn't even on a BATB playlist; what if a non BATB song came on ahahah

Good to know they aren't big fans of The Mob Song like I am Awww EJ you cutie, okay I will appreciate the OG Mob Song just for you

OH WAIT HE PROLLY LIKES IT COS ITS A GASTON LED SONG TIM GIMME THE EJ SOLO I DESERVE IN THIS NUMBER

I'm being robbed of Gaston for the last 7 eps I at least deserve an EJ solo for compensation

The way the set looks straight out of Broadway but also like omg the blue lighting and fancy stage gave me intense flashbacks to that Glee episode where Vocal Adrenaline sang Bohemian Rhapsody

RICKY STOP BEING SALTY AND ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

OMG THE SUBTITLES SAID ITS HOWIE SINGING AS THE BEAST I FUCKING CALLED IT

Howie you hoe you gonna break my girl Kourtney's heart

Yeah...still not a fan of Antoine's Dance Remix

Yall know Gina would kill the dance number if she wasn't wearing that fit

Okay but it's Gaston led song WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT EJ HAVE A SOLO IN THIS SONG??

First the Beasts led it (Howie sounded better than Ricky ngl), then the Lumieres (their voices worked hella well together; I always forget what a talented singer Frankie is THEY NEED TO GIVE HIM A SOLO SONG) and now the Belles are going at it (Ashlyn's voice is superior)

BIG RED BEING JEALOUS AND SALTY IS SO FUNNY ITS LIKE A PUPPY BEING ANGRY I CRI

...Did anyone really win, Lily??? STFU

CARLOS IS RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT

Oooh I did see someone talk about this when the Rose Song dropped last week, apparently its illegal to add songs to a musical you're doing for a school play; I really thought the show would brush past that irl rule but I guess they are playing into it

THE WAY EVERYONE TURNED TO EJ FOR THE SPORTS METAPHOR I AM D Y I N G AND HIS FACE WAS GOLDEN! ITS LIKE THAT LISA SIMPSON MEME SHHSHSH

Okay Nini is being a little pissy about leaving her song out of the show and its a little selfish to wanna keep it at the risk of being disqualified but I also understand why she's hurt

Everyone is dog piling on her right now being against her idea and it feels like they are being against her song and her herself instead of them not wanting to be disqualified. Also like she poured her heart and soul into the song after Miss Jenn lowkey rushed her to write it. So I can see why this feels like a rejection of her and her song and why she's so hurt rather than her seeing the big picture right now

It doesn't help that Ricky said the final blow causing her to walk off

Okay maybe Zackey gets some rights for being chill and wanting the kids to be peers

THIS MOTHERFUCKER I KNEW HE WAS SHADY Also the way I gasped even though I predicted he stole the mask halfway through this ep shshsh

Stab him Miss Jenn STAB HIM

Bitch why you so threatened by East High if yall have such a Broadway-esque show planned??? They honestly should have stuck to the Little Mermaid; I really wanted to see the aquarium

"It's just a song Ricky" "A song can mean everything" Do you get deja vu? Anyone else getting intense flashbacks to Jan when DL first dropped and all the drama happened 👀

YES PLEASE STAY CO ANCHORS Gosh I love them so much esp once you take the romantic connotations out of their interactions

ROUGE GRAND I'M SCREAMING

I love this long take of checking in with everyone's relationship status (still hate how romantically focused this show has become but still a cool shot)

I K N E W IT I WAS RIGHT

Okay but like looking at Kourtney's face I have never wanted to be wrong so bad GOD I HATE IT HERE I really think he likes her and I hope they work it out

Nini setting up her own music acc feels like when Olivia rebranded her whole IG to be just for her music stuff - love this for both of them

AHHHHH SHE'S NINA NOW YALL

I know everyone loves her as Nini but like I have always loved the name Nina and it really suits her to be honest also shows how she's growing up now and kind of leans into the lyric "I won't be confined to your point of view" from The Rose Song because Nini is the nickname Ricky gave her so it shows that she's outgrowing him too and I love that for her!

Overall thoughts; they really crammed all the North High drama into one ep huh. Personally would have liked it if all of this was spread out throughout the last few episodes; like different hijinks for every episode. I'm just a big fan of properly setting up the overall arc over the season instead of patching it together closer to the climax/end of the show. Cos now it lowkey feels like two different seasons - 2A felt like The Rini/Rina Show esp with YAC storyline and whatever was going on with Rina and now 2B is finally feeling like what this season should have been all this time

[vallern]

For the salty ask give me everything that doesn't have the XXX on it pls

omg do you want to kill me or something

but sure anything for those titties

this is gonna be a long post bc i don’t have xkit (shitty notebook can barely runs)

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

i have a lot of fandoms but i guess i’ll use supergirl since it’s my most active fandom (if you can say that… it’s not like i even enjoy the show, i’m still here thanks to the lovely eyebrows mcgoth) besides i like most of the pairings in my other fandoms. Let’s see… sanvers and karamel. I don’t have to go to length with karamel bc a lot of people already explained it, but as for sanvers? i don’t want to rant here but tl;dr version: maggie destroyed alex’s character. as someone who watched from s1 and not a part of Great Lesbian Migration™ alex is reduced to A Gay in this season. tell me a storyline where she’s not with maggie lmao. besides, it’s a badly written ship. sorry i refused to believe someone in her near 30s who had a life-changing realization wasn’t really shook™ over being a lesbian. it was too fast. i’d believe it more if they spend this season building it up, not three episodes.

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

tbh? sanvers. they’re good at being partners, they’re like characters out of buddy cop movies. karamel, and with 2A manhell because i have to admit he’s like that dorky cousin who came from ass end of nowhere and embarrassing the shit out of kara. after 2B? get that thing away from me

3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

boi, have i ever. yeah. i’m a petty hoe

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

yes, and yes. see number 5

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*

lmaoooooooooo yeah. in fact, fandoms ruins almost everything. i didn’t hate sanvers all that much before their fandom started to act all superior for being canon. like… chill. it’s for appeasing y'all over the great clexa incident in 2016 anyway. i used to be neutral about supercat, but some of their people grated on my nerves and they always touting about it so… welp

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*

i don’t think so, no

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*

i can’t think of any

8. Have you received anon hate? What about?*

idk if it’s count but i received a flame in my fic. they accused me of agreeing with muslim registry bc i said i agreed with lena about her alien detecting device. i laughed for 10 min straight bc 1. i’m a muslim… well, born muslim. i’m not practicing 2. i’m not american 3. kara agreed with lena lmao

4. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

maggie. she destroyed alex’s character, is irrelevant to the plot 90% of the time, you can replace her with a lamp and it’ll be the same. it’s not even bc of who flor is (although it kinda plays a role why i dislike maggie) but bc her character is so two-dimensional. even if dichen played her (which would be awesome bc i love her) maggie would still be two-dimensional and i’d still won’t like her.

also manhell for single-handedly turning a feminist show into a fratboy male fantasy show, with a lot of reasons a lot of people already covered.

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

the entire season 2 of supergirl. barring lena, lillian, and rhea, what’s the good thing about s2? i guess you can count m'gann, but tbh i didn’t pay attention to her. but i know she’s yet another wasted opportunity

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

uh… i like rhea. idk if she’s unpopular tho? i also like lillian. i wish the writers explores them more, especially lillian

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

nah i don’t think so

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

i don’t really have any. it’s full of drama, but what fandom doesn’t?

15. Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

hm well this applies to all shows. don’t drag it for too long, like idk svu or supernatural. as much as i love my shows, seasonal rot is a thing and the more seasons you have, the suckier it’ll be. for me, shows reaches its peak around season 3-5 and after that? hard to say. be like orphan black, who ended it up early by their own initative so it won’t be dragging too long

16. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

oh boi. a lot. let me see- astra lives- lucy stays- no manhell. let krypto come instead.- no maggie. or, if they really have to make a love interest for alex and it has to be maggie, develop her so she’ll be a rounded character- change flor to diane guerrero, probably- canon supercorp. but that means they’ll cut everything about it in less tolerant countries, like mine. hm, dilemma. fuck it, canon supercorp

Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

not really. tbh i don’t like most canon ships except maybe jake/amy from b99 and the hendrixes from orphan black, but it’s bc i think most canon ships are lacking something. idk what.

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

the fics are mostly tagged with That Ship above as a side pairing so i can’t read it

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

supercorp, maybe?

What are your thoughts on crack ships?

depends on how well-written it is. for example, @foxx-queen wrote good crack ship like majorly judging you (alura/lucy). she wrote it so well i forgot that they never even met and i enjoyed their dynamics

22. Popular character you hate?

maggie

23. Unpopular character you love?

i won’t say i love rhea and lillian but i like them

26. Most shippable character?

the danvers sisters

27. Least shippable character?

maggie and manhell

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Hai Skül Story #1; 2 Girls : 1 Boy

PART I: Erik Crooners

My name is Erik Crooners. I am the A-team point guard for the Wilson Wildcats. I’ve got that strong release to get my shot off at virtually any point on the court with an average of 37.4 points per game and ball handling skills nobody can touch. My life is basketball and basketball is my life. If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, the only place you’d find me is out on the court shooting hoops. And keeping up on my Snap Chat, of course.

As soon as I decide which scout I choose will get me for their school, I want to already be rolling out the court-centric clothing line I’m sending off to co-release with my older sister Whitney who is studying fashion in New York. When I’m out on the court, I’m making every single shot and when I’m not, I’m making everybody jealous, wiping the sweat drops off my forehead to take a snap of my dope ass threads. My best friend, DeShawn Preets, gets so jealous of my project with my sis, but that’s because he used to date her before she graduated and went off to school and he hates when I spend any time ignoring his ass so I can keep our business model up to date. But I don’t give a fuck.

We cool though. And when me and him aren’t on the court or picking up a paper from Diane Blair who thinks we the shit and writes our term papers for us, I’m the only Wilson High senior who can spend half a minute in a keg stand. We party so hard, we afraid we going to die. And we love it. Being on the team we get all the hookups because everybody thinks we fire (which we are), everybody follows me flossing on SC and sometimes I’m a nice guy and let DeShawn step into the frame too.

We got plans to go to the same school, but recently he’s been a little down because my number one choice sent out a scout who didn’t contact him, and I think he knows I sacrifice nothing for my future career. Actually, I tried to keep it to myself when they contacted me, only called my sister up to let her know, but the next week, when we got off of school and went to pick up some herb from my house, my mom caught us grabbing munchies in the kitchen on our way out and asked me how the meeting with the scout had gone. DeShawn got all pissed off and took off and I had to go and smoke with this girl who’s a junior who won’t get off my nuts.

We actually never hooked up, me and this girl, except once, at this party that was aight over on the West side of town. But it was kind of weird. It was the birthday party of one of my buddies from the team, but he C-team and I only went because we used to be tight in middle school and our families know each other. It was one of those half ass parties where people were playing Tekken 9 and it seemed like the alcohol ran out like five times while I was there, and then suddenly this big old group of bitches rolled up. But they were the weird bitches.

Turns out my guy Monty who is also on the C-team and who hooks me up with mad smoke if I let him come out and shoot with me and DeShawn, was boning one of these girls, a freaky one, with a silver ring in her nose and some of that Amy Winehouse crazy eyes. I like my girls a little smoother, polite, the family type who maybe goes to church and snaps me a pic of her thong when she’s waiting in the confessional. But that night I was bored as fuck watching those fuckers get their asses kicked by the Playstation, so when this one bitch sat down next to me on the couch, I started talking to her to be nice and do her the favor.

She was actually pretty fine, dark hair with smooth porcelain skin and these blue eyes that were bright, vibrant, but kind of made her look like a witch. Like all the girls who showed up, she was wearing all black, a spaghetti strap shirt with dripping white letters that said “Rabbit”, with one of those pleated schoolgirl skirts that got me kind of chub when she started playing with the end of it.

Most of these girls don’t usually know what the fuck they are doing, trying to get into the real parties to jump on us popular boys’ jocks, make all their friends jealous and then go home and write about it in their plush diaries. There are girls like Diane who stick to the books, but most of these girls just seem like hoes, like they want to skip college for a baby and a townhouse. Bitches know I’m mansions though, so it was kind of crazy how this girl started getting so forward. I figured she knew I was mansions.

She told me her name was Ana and that the girls had all come over because the parents of one of the girls whose house where they had been hanging out had gotten home. She started saying they were doing some witchy stuff and I got kind of freaked out and wondered if I should take off. She said they had a Ouija board. Once, my sister’s friend told us this story about how she had used one of those to talk with this other girl’s younger brother who had died. Creepy.

But this girl kept pulling on that short little skirt she had on and chewing this huge bubble gum that seemed like it was making her mouth water like if she had eaten a thousand Warheads. I had just hit a blunt I was passing around to the C-team guys, and I started thinking about that watery mouth all up on me. Her lips looked swollen, like a bee had stung them all over, and she was doing this thing where she kept sighing and tilting her head back. I started thinking about it. I started thinking about it hard.

Typically, I don’t go for that kind of shit because I’m out taking care of some freshman bitch who as big as a bunny and who I love to toss all over her parents’ bed when they go out to dinner, but that night I was stuck way over on the West side and this girl was so, so down. After we fucked, my mind was blown, like that big old bubble gum she was chewing, but what really got me is that she just took off, jetted downstairs without a word. I guess her friends had left, so by the time I got my clothes on and back downstairs, she was out the door too.

I tried to chase after her and maybe get her number (helps to keep a girl in check even if I don’t date her, keep her from bothering me when I’m with someone more serious), but I saw the taillights of a black Chevy Suburban down the block as it was pulling away. It was almost like she had fucking sprinted out of there, but I said fuck it, and went back inside to hit the blunt and not let shit get to me.