#im soooo normal about this game

[th3-pr1ckly-pr1ck]

I got that it's 3am and I have to be up in 3.5 hours but I couldn't sleep so I made Eva's house on Minecraft slay B)

(I also made her house a couple days ago on the sims 4 imsocool)

Edit: I will 100% post pictures of both of them later

[miikanui]

NO WAY?????

PROTAG PLUSHIE AVAILABLE NOW!!!

Protag Makeship Plushie is now open for order on Makeship!

He'll only be around for 21 days (check the timer on the order page!), and once the campaign's over he'll be gone forever!

Get yourself a Protag plush and put him through your own specialized torture loop while you can!

[birrdies]

carry yourself through the frozen desert, empty your thoughts into the well of pressure (x)

finally tried my hand at some 3L desert duo designs (ft. matching back scars) !!

[mademoisellegush]

Enver Gortash, né Flymm: a tentative timeline

OR: I try to make sense of whatever the fuck is up with the Dark Urge's oiliest ex-fwb

enver flymm lives with his parents, sally and dravo flymm in the lower city, cobblers for generations, etc. he tinkers a lot, "traps and mechanisms", described as "needy, foolish, wicked, demanding attention, very crafty, smart boy - too smart" "He was always a little monster. Nasty to the core. He would've torn me and Dravo apart with his whining, his demands, the never-ending racket of him!" (note: they note that they made enver feel powerless, and this would have been the inciting incident that made him feel justice= revenge and fear)

the parents owe money to The Guild, the criminal organization that basically ran Baldur's Gate behind the scenes (everyone either owing them money or getting kickback / blackmail from it)

a warlock shows up and offers money for Enver. they sell their son to said warlock.

Enver seems to have changed his name then, either the warlock doing it or him denying the flymm name?

warlock then brings Enver to the House of Hope - I assume Raphael might have been his patron? which would mean raphael wanted enver from the start. Nubaldin, who used to work in the prison of the House of Hope, calls him "a mischievous little blot of a boy, who slipped through his fingers"

at some point during his stay in the prison of the House of Hope, Enver figures out about the Crown of Karsus held in Mephistopheles' vault. he escapes the house of hope

back in faerun's plane, he starts moving against the Guild. There's a report to Nine-Fingers, Guildmaster, of "upstart smuggler Enver Gortash making inroads on the illicit arms trade in the chionthar valley", though states it's more like "annexation", replacing the Knights of the Shield and the Zhentarim. definitely had a grudge to bear against them lol

Notes that seem to be from somwhere in this period of time:

"lavender scented diary of lady wisteria jannath" where hes like. seducing this old pariar for the diamond ring worth more than her mansion.

a letter to franc, a now deceased arms dealer, where hes like being a freak about how "weapons distributions continues like a parent saving their drowning child: swimmingly" and also how he loves "any man willing to birth a little more slithering wet malice into the world"

1482 DR (for sure, from dialogue with Karlach saying it's been ten years), he's selling Karlach (who looked up to and liked him !) to Zariel in order to get the prototype for his Steel Watchers. because i think he can't be satisfied with what he actually has, he wants *everyone* to like him, through being terrified of him and his weapons.

at some point, meets with the Dark Urge and ally together. they steal the crown of karsus with halsik's help. the Absolute hoax is put into motion

they get ketheric and myrkul in on it, after the crown heist, by digging isobel up so she can get necromanced.

Gondians fit here (as the note by Vance Farnol places it)

not too long before the game (at most a year? two?), orin poisons and tadpoles the Dark Urge and goes to Ketheric and Gortash to act as Bhaal's Chosen. Dark Urge becomes a test subject chew toy for Kressa Bonedaughter at Moonrise.

gortash tadpoles his parents "months" before the game, as sally flymm states if you talk to her.

My question: when did Enver Gortash find the Emperor/Balduran and bring him back under the domination of the Elder Brain, as part of taking down the Knights of the Shield? Or when he and the Dark Urge had acquired the Crown? does anyone have a screenshot of the interrogation sequence between those two?

(note: the emperor has a devnote for the emotions the Voice Actor was supposed to express when gortash proposes an alliance thats like. Yeah he's lying but i hate his guts, and you could always betray him first)

[heartoferebor]

Happy Zanzibarland Disturbance Anniversary!

Something something Solid Snake killing Big Boss with a lighter and hairspray and David lighting his father's last cigar with perhaps the same lighter fifteen years later with gentle fingers, because he is the only Snake who has ever managed to go on beyond violence and find gentleness in little acts for the future 👍👍👍

[the-acid-pear]

Well here's some fucking trivia for y'all if you save in this scene w BlackJack a tiny Jack will appear in the save file patiently waiting for you to come back and finish this shit. I have no clue if this is a weird bug or intentional but when i tell you i screamed outloud seeing it...

[ocean--toast]

Good evening im. Being normal about the baby sidequest and reward in lies of p

[dayurno]

having a serious kevthea moment and making a playlist and it's literally the corniest love songs of the 2000s because i think and i know in my heart kevin day was sitting at home giggling kicking his feet thinking about that older woman

[203y]

just finished chants of sennaar

[oshamascramble]

[screaming-oak]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY L4D YIPPEE

(alt. version, no tint⬇️)

[brainworm-blitz]

I cannot wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to drop I'm gonna be fucking *insufferable* for the rest of my life. You can't run from me forever, Todd. You have to answer for your crimes one day, Todd. I'm waiting, Todd.

[oorsinoo]

quick lil fenhawke snugs

[single-malt-scotch]

very normal relationships on mindcrack

[perilegs]

i've been seeing so much of bg3 but today is the first heard of karlach. and it was only because i was looking up the companions you can have in the game. a woman like that exists. in bg3. and none of you told me about her. where is her hype. are we all not seeing her? like. hello!

[digiships]

wait ok befoee i take a nap i think kaz'rith and astarion end up in the kind of friendship where kaz is often woken by astarion in the dead of night bc he either cant sleep or was woken up by a nightmare and he holds him close and kisses the top of his head and murmurs elvish lullabies to him or tells him stories of his life to help soothe him. bc in kaz's eyes he's still just a boy. he's still just a little star.