mademoisellegush

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mid-thirties tumblr user whose bio reads "fandom old, done with this shit" and masterfully demonstrates their maturity and intellect by publicly starting fights about fictional characters with fourteen-year-olds on the daily

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Raul as The Ghost Vaquero a commission for senorchili_98

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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

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A lighthouse keeper made "Trinity House" sewing box, mid 19th century

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You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

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this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

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"Well, that was winter. It's spring now."

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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who's the canon wod npc that's an oc to you? white wolf said 'you can have one (1) canon maeghar' and gave us genevieve orseau but they dont know her like i do. mine now

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i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

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Avowed got me thinking about Deadfire endings again

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son