#im so sorry bbg
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sonic fucking loves cars. i think he gets, like, overly excited when he sees any that look 'weird' (distinct), or ones that match his quills or the ones that can almost match his slower running speeds
sonic hates cars, because theyre shit for the environment, and all the ones that claim to be better are just as bad, if not WORSE. every month at least once a month he has to physically restrain himself from going off to blow every damn car manufactory up
sonic LOVES cars. he loves the way each person personalizes them, how they grow to fit each others molds. the connection some people have with theirs
sonic HATES cars, the massive ones five times as tall as the average mobian driven by assholes who seem to think that if anyone's short enough to get in the blind spot, they should be fast enough to dodge out of the way - or small enough to just let the car pass over them harmlessly.
sonic loves cars. he loves his car, and his friend's cars, and the way they're all made just for them. how they've been meticulously modified by tails to be perfectly neutral in their carbon footprint, how they give him and his friends fair grounds in races together, and, honestly, how beautiful they all look
being a good activist, and a decent person, sonic advocates against the overuse of cars and the refusal to run them on anything but gasoline.
but, he still gets some guilty pleasure out of 'ooo'ing and 'aaa'ing at new models from his favorite brands...
#theowing darrs at my AWESOME IDEAS BOARD like sonic ... car .... objectunm#sth#sonic the guy#sonic the hedgehog#ik in idw they have flying ewlectric cars now. that doesnt mean they dont have shitty gas ones still /lh.#objectum#episode two headcanon bogaloo#if i dont post this now im gonna wait like a gd week#i still havent posted my actually genuinely hilarious and original mets post yet...#im so sorry bbg#episode ii headcanon bogaloo#episode 2 headcanon bogaloo
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more no sweeter innocence propaganda btw because they make me ILL @lighthouseshepard IM KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR
#the two pics of them on the couch……….. ILL IM ILL#me and who rhetorical I miss my wife#ALSO THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT OSCAR IN THE 5TH PIC HE LOOKS SO BBG#sorry I love them#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#oscar malevolent#blind faith#holy trinity
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What if. What if I said I was thinking about them again
#dbhc#android mumbo#android tango#tangotek#mumbo jumbo#mumbojumbo#tango#tango tek#hermitcraft#dbh hermitcraft au#art escapades#android ice tango#I’M BEING GOOD AND POSTING NORMAL ART BEFORE I START GOING CRAZY#decked out threw me into the wastes of dbhc I don’t know how it happened don’t ask#IM FINE ABOUT THE#M#dbhc tango I’m so sorry bbg for the trauma this au has inflicted upon you that is yet unseen to the world#anyway#MY BOYS HEHEHEHE#dbhc tango#dbhc mumbo#dbhc art
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Few things are more satisfying than wiping that smug expression off his face 😌
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jamil viper x reader#first time i use this tag but i think it counts...#what got him this flustered? i'll leave that up to your imagination#there is just SOMETHING about embarrassed jamil that i can never get enough of#it energizes me#hes just so cute...#passes away peacefully#logs on to tumblr dot com just to unleash bbg jamil unto the world and log off#accidentally drew it a bit too small but oh well#sorry im back at it again with making multiple minor edits after posting#smacks forehead
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can't believe tom hiddleston ACTUALLY interrupted the interviewer to say "one last thing, i think mobius is loki's friend and i don't think loki has ever had a friend before" like king. i love how u felt the need to add that truly
#he's so PASSIONATE about them oh my god like im sorry but w sylki he was literally STRUGGLING to put sentences together and get his meaning#across but with loki he's literally just. rambling for a full five minutes barely taking a breath like he's so likes them together SO much#him interrupting the interviewer after half of a minute was so funny like u can see he's not paying any attention he needs to get this one#little thing in and what he says is just so sweet and i really love how he emphasis that mobius is loki's first friend basically every time#he talks about them bc he knows how very important this relationship is to loki and he wants to get that across. bbg always pulling thru for#us he's a real one#loki season 2#loki series#mobius m mobius#lokius#loki#tom hiddleston
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thinking abt how pentious would have a really silly laugh
#tickle art#tickle fanart#hazbin hotel tickle#jettdoodles#lee!pentious#ler!cherri#cherrisnake#cherris deffo super physically strong compared to pentious whos a literal stick#she has the physical strength!!!! he has the minds!!!!#imv sorry im actually a sucker for these jind of dynamics#why are all the men in hazbin so bbg coded
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juggalo jake
#artists on tumblr#digital art#artwork#procreate#smackies art#fan art#hes so bbg#my art#dbd art#dbd jake park#jake park dbd#dbd survivor#dbd fanart#dbd#dead by daylight fanart#dead by daylight#icp art#insane clown posse#ice cold penis#insane clown pussy#srry :3#YEA ANYWAY THIS WAS FROM THE DBD AMINO IM IN LMFAO#juggalo#jake park#sorry???#i want icp on dbd 😞#NEXT MUSIC COLLAB X DBD#also guess who got a new pen 😈
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HAPPY BORTHDAY YO MY NUMBER ONE BBG WHAT LIKE IM EXPLODING🔥🔥🔥🔥 (coming back after months of not coming LOL)
#barbatos fanart#obey me#obey me art#obey me barbie#obey me dateables#obey me barbatos#shall we date barbatos#barbatos x mc#barbatos x you#om barbatos#it’s his birthday#hes just being silly#barbatos obey me#om! barbatos#barbatos#barb#nightbringer barbatos#barbatos om#barbatos brainrot#fan art#happy birthday#i love him#so much#im gonna die#hes so cute#hes so bbg#sorry for not posting
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chat how do we feel about j x julia... jjulia.....jcest.....
probably neither of them would fold this easily (considering julia being literally everything j hates/she would make sure julia knows that + julia probably still being just as stubborn and combative and hating j back for not worshiping the ground she walks on) but who cares!!! love wins <3
regardless i think j is weak to pretty girls and that includes herself ig 🫡🔥🔥🙏🙏💯💯👍
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#drdt fanart#j rosales#j moreno#both of them lol#my art#artlying#IS THIS SUGGESTIVE??IT WASNT MEANT TO BE SORRY#suggestive#tagging it anyways im scared#this drawing genuinely came to me in a dream i cant change how it looks sorry#horrible fun fact: in lab today i misclicked and accidentally opened this file instead of what we were working on in front of my lab mate#they said nothing so i dont think they saw it but my life flashed before my eyes#julia is so pretty i should draw her again after finals maybe#sorry j....i am not immune#ill draw u more too bbg
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sol doodle bc art block and i miss him </3
#num draws#sol posting#tkatb vn#tkatb_vn#tkatb sol#solivan brugmansia#sol brugmansia#the kid at the back vn#the kid at the back sol#yandere#yandere vn#something looks off to me but it may be bc i stared at it for too long#GAH#its ok this is fine#listened to snakelike on loop bc im loserly#(thats the only song ive been listening to for like a week 💀)#anyway#sol my bbg#so sorry ive neglected you i love u#i want to draw but the ideas are not coming to me ‼️
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nobody understands her (The World's End (2013), dir. Edgar Wright) like i do
#the cornetto trilogy#three flavours cornetto#the world's end#sometimes i feel like im her number one defender. bbg get behind me#im so sorry people are wrong abt u
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“heaven’s blessings.” {king baldwin iv x reader}
A/N: ahaha so yk how i said i'm gonna watch kingdom of heaven?? (it isn't available on bflix or any other website/app i checked 😭 someone pls help) i haven't yet 😅 (ALL HISTORIC AND KOH CRITICS PLS DONT COME FOR ME I DONT MEAN ANY HARM) so there's probably gonna be a lot of stuff wrong with this, and um. yk how i also said i was working on a koh fic?? yh this is not that one. for some reason i couldn't go any further than a couple of paragraphs, so here i am. with this absolutely shitty fic that looks even more horrible as I reread but. hope you enjoy?? 😭😭
warnings: hanahaki, some descriptions of hanahaki (?? it isn't that graphic or anything tho), also feel like i used 'bcos' too much, angst with no happy ending 😭 I promise the other one is happy!! 😭😭
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thinking of king baldwin iv w hanahaki.
don’t you think that he would be the type that, as a man of strong faith, to think that this, too, is a blessing from god?
as a man of already frail health, this new illness is bound to take an even more horrible toll on his battered broken body;
taking root under his disfigured skin. fronds twining through his veins, greenery curling round his ribcage, twisting in his airways, stealing his very breath. blooming quietly in the darkness, petals like cremation ashes falling past his bruised lips like a prayer, some holy thing that can’t be attained.
because that’s what you are.
unattainable.
because knowing you - you with your tender smiles and your healing hands and your kind heart - you might probably still accept him, even with all of his ugliness, his ruined skin and broken bones, even with this blessing that’s really only a curse. but he can’t allow that. he can’t possibly be that selfish.
not to you, never.
it’s why he flinches away from your touch (no matter how much he yearns for it), soft and feather-light as it is, why he forces himself to look away from your wide eyes, your expression that’s hurt but you smile through it anyway because you wear your heart on your sleeve and you’re so gentle and kind and loving-
and he can’t.
and maybe that’s what his love for you is meant to be, in this lifetime. a love that seeps through skin and blood and bone. a love that lingers like an illness, because he can’t let you.
a blessing.
(and it’s only when the end is near that he gathers the delicate flowers into his arms, holds them close to his chest. this is the closest he can ever let you be.
and as his eyes flutter shut for the last time, he dares to hope-
perhaps, in another life.)
#im sorry but this is absolute shite 😭#please dont flop tho#koh#kingdom of heaven#edward norton#king baldwin iv x reader#king baldwin x reader#reader x king baldwin#king baldwin x you#king baldwin x y/n#KoH#angst#angst w no happy ending#and yes.#the title is shitty too#but its all my very unimaginative brain could come up w okay 😭#dont come for me#im just a girl 🥺#I NEED HIM SO BADDD#MY POOR BBG
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i think im in love with that carrot boy
bonus + full doodle page
#a CRINGEFAIL CRIMINAL BARD with a MAGICAL ELECTRIC GUITAR???#i couldn't not im SORRY#karoto#nabiu#karoto TFQoN#karoto the fruitless quests of nabiu#the fruitless quests of nabiu#he is so bbg i hope we get to see more of him soon#terminalmontage#indie animation#GO CHECK OUT NABIU IF YOU HAVEN'T ALR BTW!!!!!!#TFQoN
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Posts Kai Ninjago and scurries away back into the shadows (also posted on @explodesanddieseverywhere )
Alternative backgrounds under the cut
#I posted this on my alt as well#So dont get upset if you see this on someone elses blog too#Kai bbg i havent drawn you in so long im sorry#hopefully some of you remember me lol#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago kai#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#do we still use those tags for his name#idk its been a while#anyways im gonna be posting here again#missed it
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Angst; Iso x GN!Reader Headcanons <3
7.12 leaks just dropped. Ya boy has angst about our favorite.
As I've mentioned before, these are taken mostly from my Iso x oc ship but with alterations to fit (hopefully) any narrative!
And ngl, this kinda deviated from headcanons to a mini drabble so uhm. oops.
Iso has a difficult time sleeping caused by his career as an assassin. He dreams of endless blood on his hands, lifeless bodies all around him, and the organization simply sending him his next target without a regard for how he feels. His dreams were mostly filled with past victims who he unalived, but lately, the hand pulling the trigger pointed to someone else, someone that was never an intended target. You.
He doesn't understand why it's you, and he doesn't understand why he's completely terrified of the idea of killing you. It's gotten to the point where if Iso finds out that mirror!you was gonna be one of the enemies on his mission, he'll pull out of it, saying he doesn't feel too well to accomplish the mission.
Iso wonders if he should go through with offing Omen, but then he see's you chatting with said shadow entity and he can't stop the overwhelming feeling of... regret? Pain? He doesn't know, but what he does know is that he doesn't like it.
The protocol is so warm and welcoming... the agents were always inviting him to join in on their shenanigans of messing with the senior agents. At first, Iso was really scared. How could they pull such childish pranks on their higher ups? But then you're the one recruiting him with a grin on your face, and he realizes that the organization was deathly cold in comparison.
You notice the shift in his behavior, observing how as continued to watch everyone, walls upon walls of defenses slowly come down, revealing the true Zhao Yu that no one has seen in years. Nobody realizes it, but you do.
He thinks about the differences a lot, and the best way he can think clearly is bu practicing his aim. Unfortunately, Iso could go hours of shooting and one tapping bots, lost in his own world of nothingness as the echoes of the gunshots throughout the range remind him of nothing but the organization.
You don't tell him, but Omen raised his concern abour Iso to you and you both bring it up to Brimstone in an email.
You decide to go check on Iso who is still in the range, repeatedly shooting and reloading his gun while he was fixed in his trance. You call his name, he doesn't respond. You try again, he still continues to shoot. You then decide to touch his shoulder, but you barely even graze him before he knocks you away and points the gun at you.
It takes Iso a moment to process who or what just happened, but the moment he does, he is horrified. This was just like his nightmare, him holding the gun, finger on the trigger, a mindless assassin doing what is told, and on the other end was you, shocked and afraid of him. He drops the gun and apologizes profusely, completey terrified of the idea of you being scared of him.
#valorant iso x reader#iso x reader#iso x reader hcs#angst#valorant x reader#valorant iso#iso valorant#angst headcanons#I love iso#its so isover#li zhao yu#IM IN LOVE WITH ZHAO YU LI#Sorry not sorry bbg
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MESSMER (YOU X MESSMER)
Reblog and let me know what I'll draw, also please specify :> THANKS!
#messmer#messmer elden ring#messmer the impaler#messmer x you#messmer x oc#messmer x reader#ship art#traditional sketch#elden ring#elden ring dlc#sote#shadow of the erdtree#im so sorry I didnt get to post the malenia poll one#art block hit me so hard that day#but fr this time#I will do everything for the bbg
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