#he is so bbg i hope we get to see more of him soon

[lunozapp]

i think im in love with that carrot boy

bonus + full doodle page

[solar4seekstron]

TFOne!D-16/Megatron x Cybertronian!Reader One Shot: Conjunx

Here’s another One Shot with my bbg D-16. This one just cam e into mind so of course i got to writing. I’m pretty proud of this story and I enjoyed writing for only D. I hope you all enjoy!

TW/Tags: Fluff/Wholesomeness at beginning, D is precious and silly, angst after cut after wholesome romance, Implied abuse (mild), kidnapping, toxic relationship at end. Might make part 2? We’ll see what my brain throws at me at 2 am lol

You and D only really hanged out when Orion was around. Not because D was embarrassed but because Orion was usually busy doing something else. You were seen as a quiet bot and also cool by D. You always stood up to the superiors knowing you weren’t out of line. And despite being a few inches smaller then D. You were strong! D won’t admit it but he was defiantly attracted to you.

One day when getting off the train, Orion did something stupid again. Elita dragged him away to do a late mining shift as punishment. Later D was alone and worked on punching the punching bag in the mining quarters. The others left him be, knowing his temper without Orion. He was so focused he didn’t notice you came up behind him. Knowing he might try to punch you if you startled him. You descide to pick him up by the waist strartling him “Hey you glitchin bot! Put me dow- Oh its you.” You put him down. He looked at you no longer startled.

”Sorry D didn’t want you to punch me if I didn’t pick you up.” You chuckled.

”You know you could’ve handled my punches right?”

”Yes but I would’ve had to punch you back.”

”…..Good point.” He pointed his digit to you.

”You mind if we talk?” D almost froze as his smile shows to have strained a bit as he looked at you. “It’s nothing bad.” You chuckled. “Come on lets go where we can see the Iacon 5000 sign.”

“O-ok.” You two walked and once up there you finally spoke.

”So D I’ve been thinking. We’ve been good friends for a good while and was hoping. Since after all this time-“ You continue to speak as his head only started to overthink.

Was so lost in thought of you possibly leaving him that he barely heard you. He then heard you say Conjunx out of the blurr of what you’re saying. But that word brought him out of his thoughts “What you say?”

”D-16 will you be my Conjunx?” You were on one knee. (Thought it be cute shud up) D was dumbfounded until he realized and his face no longer showed a blank expression but had a cute little grin appear on his face. He then shakes a little. Little sounds of metal being heard. You reached a cervo toawrds him once you stood, a bit worried “Uhhh D??”

Then out of no where he hugged you and started spinning, you around as he shouted in cheer and joy. You were now dumbfounded and put your cervos on his shoulders gently patting. “So…..that’s a yes?” He then holds you up with his hands holding your waist.

”YES!!!!” I have been waiting for so lo-“ He looked at you once he stopped. He can tell you were trying to hold in a laugh. “Uhh”

”Guess tonight will be a night to never forget.” You both chuckled and embrace each other. Both of your foreheads touching as you two closed your eyes.

D then lets out a soft sigh as he gently lowers you. You standing once more. Your arms around his neck and his around your waist. Your foreheads still touching as you two stared into each other’s eyes.

”I love you Y/N”

”I love you D. Mine. Always and Forever.”

You both leaned closer together and as your lips both finally touch. The sparks in your chests soon glow. Shinning around you as you two stay in the moment together with the sign of Iacon 5000 behind you both in the dark city.

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(Last chance guys skip this part if you don’t wanna feel pain)

Megatron sat in his throne as he thought about that night. It is truly the night to remember. After everything. He lost his best friend, his home, and after realizing he has been lied to for all his life up to now. He just couldn’t lose you. The high guard was third to him. His new cause is his new goal but you. YOU are the one thing that truly belongs to him.

As he sat there, his head resting on his fist as he watched the high guards having a meeting. He listened, only glancing down to see you every so often as you rest your head and one of your cervos against his chassis.

Your optics closed as you sat on his lap. You had a cog and a decepticon logo on your chassis. His arm around behind your back and cervo resting on your thigh. Your other cervo that wasn’t on his chest resting on top of his on your thigh. You had a few dents. Proof from when he forced you to come with him when sneaking into the city and take you with him. After some time he had to discipline you to behave. Same thing when he forced you to stay still as the Decepticon logo was put on you. You are His Conjunx. You should really learn to trust him. He even threatened to hurt you more if you chose to break the bond from that very night. Ever since then you’ve been tired and miserable. You always felt his feelings through the bond. But you can still feel that love he has for you. Only it’s much darker now.

You listened to his spark beat as you two stayed silent. Starscream and Shockwave started to argue as Soundwave sat there with a data pad. You’d slowly open your optics. You had a little rust under your eyes. Not very visible if far enough.

You cried. You cry every night after Megatron goes to recharge. The meeting eventually ends and Megatron dismisses everyone. Once everyone was gone he looked down at you. Finally lifting his head so he’s more straight sitting up. Moving his cervo to now hold your chin. Making you look at him as his now red optics narrowed and stared down at you. “Hungry sweetspark?” His voice was darker and rough. It still makes you flinch when he speaks to you.

You didn’t answer. You only shook your head as your optics remained dim. He leaned his head lower a bit. His face only inches from yours. “Almost Obedient…hm…”

You two remain silent for a moment.

“Mine. Always and Forever.”

He closes the distance. His lips connecting with yours once more after so long. His lips now cold as he closed his optics. You closed yours a second after.

But you didn’t return the kiss. His cervo moving from your thigh to the back of your head. Pushing your head a bit closer. Your kiss is no longer the same. His kiss. Is no longer the same. Megatron wasn’t Your D-16.

So….. y’all like 😗? If you wish for a part two please let me know.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

hey bbg 😽

so i was reading a fic for an entirely different character but i think itd be absolutely adorable for my husb- i mean OUR husband Quill

Maybe reader is like stressed (over smthn i have no idea) and the guardians tried to cheer em up but nothing worked so they brought the big guns: peter. jason. quill.

and he tries to cheer reader up with lil jokes and just the stuff he knows makes reader smile hshsjshjss all the fluff bbg 🛐

hope you can get to this soon! have a great week/end 🫶

-🪐

hii bbg!! angelface, I love it, I love it all. and im glad you corrected yourself, ‘our’, yeah you’re right😏 jk jk, when I talk to you, he’s yours, but here he’s ours🤭 thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

surprise visitor

Peter Quill x f!reader

— word count: 559

— warnings: none, just fluff

₊✧ masterlist + taglist

Whenever you felt stressed, it often accompanied other emotions you were unsure of. You found it difficult to cope and manage the stress, and ultimately it would lead to you shutting down. You didn't like others to know how you felt, so you preferred to keep up the facade and pretend. Lately, you've been feeling more stressed than usual, and it was starting to get you down. It made you feel silly for getting so worked up over nothing. 

The other guardians could tell something was bothering you, more specifically, Nebula. She was often highly observant of everyone around her and would notice the slightest change in others. So she pulled Mantis aside to plan ways to help and comfort you. 

Although the gesture was sweet and heartwarming, it wasn't what you needed. It wasn't what you wanted. What you wanted was Quill, but he wasn't here. He was away on a planet restoration mission with Rocket and Groot, so there was no way of seeing him right now, or so you thought. Once Mantis touched your arm, she could feel what you felt, understand you- even though you couldn't identify it yourself. She could feel how much you missed Peter, so she wanted to give you the one thing that would help, the only person that could soothe and calm you, Quill.

"I heard someone's missin' me," Pete bellows, a playful expression on his face as he enters the ship. "Someone's missin' me real bad," he smirks, pacing towards you. 

"Hi," you earnestly smile, instantly wrapping him up in a tight hug.

"Hi, honey," he says quietly, his lips brushing against your forehead as he strokes your back with his easing palms. 

"I missed you," you muffled into the crook of his neck.

"I missed you," he softly sighs, pulling away to look at you. "Mant told me," he sadly smiles, looking into your eyes. "Not feelin' too good, huh?"

You slowly shake your head, avoiding his soft green gaze.

"I'm sorry, hon," he frowns, leaning in to kiss the tip of your nose. "That's okay. You don't have to be okay all the time— well, it's not okay, but not not okay— you know what I mean," he chuckles, clearing his flustered haze. "You get what I'm tryna say," he grins, wrapping his big warm arms around you. 

"I know," you softly laugh into his chest, hugging him tighter as if you were afraid he'll slip through your fingers.

"You know I'm not going anywhere— you're gonna end up popping my lungs," Peter chuckles, brushing slow, comforting strokes over your back. 

"Sorry," you giggle, muffling against him before you pull away. It was the first time you really laughed since he left, and it all felt right. Felt like how it was supposed to. "When do you go back?" you ask, questioning the inevitable.

"I'm not— well, until you're feelin' better," he says, kissing your cheek. "Drax is taking my place," he adds, noticing your puzzled expression.

"What if I never feel better?" you smile, speaking playfully.

"Then I guess I'll have to stay forever," he grins, slipping his hand into yours, leading you to the back of the ship. 

"Where we going?" you ask, catching up with his long strides.

"Secret," he looks over his shoulder, a boyish grin lining his lips. "No, no, just kiddin'. Goin' up top to look at the stars and cuddle."

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quill taglist: @annielr @spacetalbot @bubblezuku@idontknowwhattohaveasmyuser @queerponcho @selfryed @traiitorjoe

[hantengus-fuckass-clones]

Hi there my bbg (big black guy 🥰🥰)‼️‼️‼️ I have a teeny weeny request to make. How about f!child reader x Hantengu(s)?

Here's plot:

So, basically, Hantengu is getting chased by slayers, right, and it's also bright out. So, he runs and runs, but bumps into a child who somehow catches the speedy lil fuck and takes him home, thinking he's cute and y'know "you're my friend now :D" type shit. But then, here's the thing, child reader is an orphan and the brothers and sisters and the caretaker aren't very nice to the lil baby ): (Hantengu is gone btw). So, she runs away and goes into the forest Hantengu came out of when boom bam, she's attacked by demons and faints out of literal fear. The next thing she knows, little friend is on top of her with four big scary men (and soon two more friends) who then vow to take care of her as a thanks for saving Hantengu (let's be realistic here tho she's gonna get turned into a demon if that's the case)

That's is all 😊😊😊😊

Here you go. This was very fun to write. I love writing Zoha as someone who is soft with children

Readers POV:

Yet again I had been shut out the house and left to fend for myself so I had taken to wandering the forest in hopes of finding something to keep me occupied. Off in the distance I hear the screeching of metal and thunderous footsteps which put little old me on edge as I back up into a tree in fear, my little ears picking up the tiny patter of fast little feet on the forest floor and out of instinct my hands shoot out and catch whatever was rushing at me and hiding behind the tree as many a armed men rush past us angrily shouting. I wait until they are long gone before opening my hands to be met with the sight of the smallest person I think i’ve ever seen, he trembles in my hands begging over and over again to not hurt him but the only thought running through my mind is ‘TINY FRIEND!!!’

I bring him up to my face and nuzzle my cheek against him gently which stops his crying, albeit probably out of confusion more then anything else, as I ramble on and on about how small he is and how i’ll protect him from the horrors of this world. When both of our heads swivel around at the sound of the angry men coming back our way, my hands feel a tab bit lighter as I look back down to see the little friend is gone and the angry men turn the tree to find me standing there. “Hey hey little one it’s alright, can you tell us if you’ve seen a demon around here?” One of the men crouch down to my level, asking if i’ve seen a…. demon? what the hell is a demon? I shake my head, not wanting to speak to the men that were running around screaming their heads off and slowly inching away from them and running off back ‘home’ as the sun peaks over the horizon.

I open the sliding doors to the house and am greeted to screaming from my adopted mother as she drags me to the stove to help her cook as I am still too small to cook properly (much to her chagrin). She shoves a knife in my hands and instructs me to start cutting the fruit and for 20 minutes, that’s all we do in silence. The silence is broken by a pair of running feet as my adopted family’s actual children round the corner, pushing and shoving each other playfully. My ‘mother’ turning around with a smile on her face, a smile that would never be aimed at me, and gently scolded them for roughhousing before turning back to me and demanding that I serve her children breakfast. I do as i’m told before scurrying off to my ‘room’ (the closet) so that i’m not yelled at for being seen.

I think back to the tiny friend I made the previous night, how cruel it seemed to be chasing him and if he was doing alright. I sat in that room until nightfall where the house fell into silence which is when I decided to run away. These people didn’t care for me and I could probably do better in the wild then here, at least that’s what my eight year old brain was telling me. So I packed my little bag and ran out the house into the forest to try and find my tiny friend. It had been about 20 minutes and no sign of my tiny friend but growls in the distance had me on edge for the second time in this forest, suddenly a creature of disproportionate size lunges out of the bushes at me and I scream as it lands its claws into my chest. Not enough to kill me but enough to hurt and the next thing I know, I faint out of a mix of fear and pain.

I groan in pain and manage to open my eyes to see…. tiny friend?! Whimpering and crying as he covers me with his body, from the peaks of his kimono I can see four other people beating the daylights out of the creature that attacked me. Looking up at my tiny friend as his tears drip down on my face, I reach up and with the sleeve of my tattered kimono I wipe his tears away and he stops his hysterical sobbing, quietening down to hiccups. “Don’t cry tiny friend i’m alright see?” I point to my chest, only now realising that the wound was gone, not even a scar remained as I gasp and pat at the area. “oh hey, where’d it go?” My intrigue turned back to tiny friend as if he knew. “I-I-I couldn’t help ittt, not my fault. I made you swallow some of my blood.” His explanation isn’t the best, especially when I don’t know what demon blood did to humans. Nevertheless, I cheer and throw my arms around tiny friend thanking him for saving me. By this time, the four men hand finished and were gathered around us, tiny friend shrunk to be picked up as the one wearing a kimono matching his, picks him up, eyeing me carefully. The winged one has no concerns, picking me up playfully, being careful of his claws as he lifts me up to his face and examines me. “This the one Hantengu?” He asks tiny friend who I now know the name of, Hantengu nodding his head and the four of them started walking further into the forest.

After a while, we come across a run down shack an we enter, it smells of blood and dust. A larger version of Hantengu turns the corner and takes tiny friend out of the red mans hands, eyeing me carefully. We all move into the living room (I don’t know if they had these but they do now) where I see yet another person, this one looked younger, although not as young as he. his brows furrowed as he sets an intense glare upon me. “Is this the one that protected Hantengu?” I am shocked, his voice sounds so much deeper then I would have expected it to sound. The one holding me nodded, throwing me up and catching me a couple of times. “Don’t do that, you’ll drop her and that’ll be upsetting” The blue man with a sad frown spoke up yet made no move to take me out the winged mans hands. The green one with no shirt on laughs out loud at this statement. “Oh Aizetsu you do say the funniest things! Urogi won’t drop her she means too much to the old man” I had learnt two more names as the largest one snatched me out of Urogi’s arms and settling me in his lap with Hantengu, who pinned himself to my side as the red one growled at the antics of the others. “God you lot are insufferable!” He snaps to which the youngest one nods in agreement, the furrow in his brow becoming deeper as he finally takes his intense gaze off me.

“Awwwah Sekido! You always ruin all the fun, you as well Urami” The green one whines although he doesn’t look too upset at the yelling like Aizetsu does. Yet another two names are learnt, the red man is Sekido and the one holding me and tiny friend is called Urami. The only two nameless men left are the green one and younger one. Sekido growls again. “Karaku…” His voice is threatening as I now learn the green mans name. “Enough both of you!” Urami growls from above me and Hantengu grips my kimono in his little hands which I awe at, he’s so small which I find cute. What I haven’t realised yet is the small horns and purple discolouring that decorated my face like the men in the room. Karaku keeps his giggling, poking fun at Sekido and Urami as Urogi joins in, Aizetsu having left the room, sensing the incoming shit storm. Urami’s grip on his arms tightens as he stands up and shoves me and Hantengu into the younger mans arms, storming up to Karaku and Urogi, grabbing them both and draggin them outside with Sekido following.

All three pairs of eyes follow them as they leave, a moment of silence passes over us as the younger one keeps a tight grasp on us and I risk looking up at him only to be met by an intense stare. “You saved Hantengu from those villians and for that you have our gratitude small one.” He raises a finger to prod my forehead and horns, which I now realise I have. “To show our thanks, we have made you just like us and we will take care of you from now on. Oh where are my manners, My name is Zohakuten” My head nods in acknowledgement as my hands reach up to touch my horns, they are short, stubby and very firm. I look back down at tiny friend and point to my horns. “Look! Now i’m just like you tiny friend.” I am ecstatic, not realising what demon life would mean for me. Hantengu nods about as cheerfully as he could. I yawn, regeneration having taken a toll on my weak demon body as I snuggle into Zohakuten, holding Hantengu in my arms. Drifting off into a dreamless sleep, I swear I felt a small kiss being placed on the top of my head.

[louisisalarrie]

I read your last reply about bg and that we can still hope for an end (hopefully soon). But I always think about how they communicate it. When eventually the negative pat-test comes along, the question of the right father will come up. Is it an unknown who was with B at the same time? That would again be a lie and we assume she was never pregnant. They can‘t clear everything up because that would be a scandal. It would mean that L was never with B and the public was lied to from the beginning. It’s so complicated and there will be uncomfortable questions. I hope L and his team have a good plan.

Hiya anon! Let’s chatttttt x

I don’t think there will be any clarification, nor any further questioning, about who the real dad is and who B was sleeping with at the time. She’s not famous by any means, and it was so long ago now that I don’t think she’ll be put under fire for who she was sleeping with, because they were never in a “relationship” anyway.

So, I think it’s probably gonna be a statement in the same vain as this:

On His Tomlins-own: Part 2

Louis Tomlinson announces that he is in fact not the father of F, which was found out through a dispute and custody battle with mother B, in which she claimed that there was another man involved and demanded a paternity test from the superstar to solidify her claim for custody over F. B claims that as she has looked after F while Louis has been touring around the world, she will not allow Louis to share custody and lengthy visitation rights unless he is in fact the paternal father.

The pair were seeing each other briefly throughout early 2015, backstory blah blah blah, but have said they were never in a relationship and were just good friends at the time.

A source says louis is devastated and heartbroken, but will continue to support F in any way he can, as he’s always been a father figure to the boy and loves him very deeply. He needs respect and privacy at this obviously upsetting time, and will be just spending time with family now that his world tour is over.

—

Perhaps also added on to this is B has a new partner and they wanna get married and he wants to be F’s father etc.

It’s gonna be messy, and stupid, and not make much sense for us, but it’ll just be another headline for the GP and like.. Yeah. No one cares about B enough to find out who the real father is (unless solo Louies go on a witch hunt but that’ll be bound to happen anyway).

The way the narrative was written, ensured there would be a negative paternity test ending. While that was meant to happen much earlier, it still gets him away from it cleaner, than if this situation was with E, who he was monogamously dating long term, and therefore there would’ve been a cheating scandal on top of it.

So yeah, the biggest thing they have to clear up in this possible bbg ending, is why she waited so long to demand this. But maybe it’s because she doesn’t trust his rockstar ways and he’s been more and more absent from F that she wants to make sure that she has legal claim over F so he can grow up like a “normal kid” or whatever.

Regardless, there are multiple ways to end this where Louis comes out looking like the god guy, and gets GP and fan sympathy and empathy, and is biologically childless. So, let’s hope it happens as clean as it can.

[slamminslamminmcgill]

k not to be a whore on main but something something the weather is really fucking hot and its uncomfortable to sleep in anything other than like. a pair of shorts. something something lalo sees u and bbg its fucking OVER for u.

or or or uhhhh this ones more self indulgent bc ive got a disgusting case of praise kink with an added dose of touch starved, big r.i.p if its not ur jam, but lalo coaxing and reassuring you to let go, you're so tired and sweaty and vulnerable, he'd hold you close bro like he just would, bonus points if its after going at it hard.

ok and last one i promise but dont tell me that man wouldnt get drunk with you at a bar and then fuck you in an alleyway on the way home. thank u and i hope ur doing well. hope this is what u meant by prompts.

HI THESE ARE ALL RLY GOOD BUT THE LAST ONE???? BRAIN DAMAGE

warning: intox (alcohol)

Lalo wanted to take you out for drinks, and he spared no expense. He took you to some ritzy lounge that felt way above your pay grade. You'd commented on how expensive the drinks were, but he told you not to look at the prices. Get whatever you like, whatever sounded good. He'd take care of you. He always did, much to your annoyance sometimes.

You were slumped against him in a red leather booth, one arm draping over his shoulders, the other one "subtly" palming his cock through his pants as you begged him for another round. His next words broke you.

"I think you've had enough, chiquito."

"What?! N-No..." You whined, pathetically, before clearing your throat and trying to sound less desperate. "Haha... I mean... Nah, man, c'mon... I'm good. I'm so good. I can take it." You squeezed his bulge and leaned in even closer, your hot breath against his ear smelling like pineapple and kidney damage. "I can take a lot, you know..."

Lalo chuckled and shook his head. "Can you even stand up by yourself?"

"Pshhh, absolutely!" You scoffed and peeled yourself off of him. Lalo stepped out of the booth to let you out. You scooted across the seat, turned forward, and stood up. Predictably, you stumbled, and grabbed on to Lalo's shirt for balance.

Lalo sighed warmly, enamored by how silly you got when you were intoxicated. You were so cute. So helpless. "Yep. That's what I thought. C'mon, we're getting out of here." He fished for his wallet and left a substantial wad of cash on the table. His arm hooked around your waist as he walked you out of the bar.

You were drunk, yes, but not too drunk to know the way home. When he made a sharp left as soon as you walked past the bar, you were confused. Why was he taking you into a dark alley? "Hey... We don't live here..."

"I know, mijo. But don't worry." In a flash, he whipped his body around and shoved you against the brick wall. His lips were on your neck, draining you of what little inhibition you had left, and his hands were already sneaking down your pants. "You said you could take a lot, right?"

[mushibashiraas]

djsjxjsj i hope i'm not late?? i probably am. aaaa my own faultcjxjsj [but] i haven't written for my fave disney nrc malewife (/j ily, jamil bbg—) in a while. but i forgot the contest either ends on the 10th?? or submissions close on the 10th aka. i missed the deadline?? aaaaa for submissions to @merotwst 's and @cvlutos 's #jamilsummercontest (here) aaaaaa also was this also an excuse to write for najma/write some najma-jamil brother-sister action? uhhhh looks away. LISTEN. i love them! the crumbs we got of their interactions are still on my mind aaaaaa lastly, am i also using this fic as an opportunity to brainrot about the new spiderverse movie and its album? yes.

mention of the ramshackle prefect (gn!yuu). but it'll mainly be about jamil and najma bc i love his sister almost as much. spoilers for al'ab naariya story, scarabia chapter plot, jamil's backstory, and maybe???? a spoiler for the new spiderverse movie?? if you squint. also really bad arabic.... i tried.... other than that, i present very cute, soft fluffy letters between reader and jamil detailing their lives apart during summer break (assuming the scalding sands' fireworks festival is in the summer. aaaa).

jamil could practically see (name)'s red face as they read his letter briefly written amidst the asim family chaos.

Dearest (Name),

Kalim and Najma were disappointed you couldn't join me this year for Summer break. I actually had to stop him from convincing his father into sending for you personally... Camels, elephants, and all. You're welcome!

Despite that, they wish you all well. My mother is insisting I return to NRC after break with some of her homemade shawarma. And please tell Grim that there will be enough for him as well.

The fireworks were beautiful but it wasn't the same without you by my side, ya nujumi. I missed turning to the side and seeing your smiling face, eyes alight with a childlike wonder. My heart swells with remembering that first Al'ab Naariya. You turned back to me urging me to join you and the others to dance.

Najma just asked what I was smiling about. I tried to lie but the smug look on her face told her all she needed to know. She'd like to also say a few words.

Hello, (Name)! My older brother is laying on his bed right now screaming into his pillow. Ya ummi and I are laughing right now; she has never laughed so hard in a long time. Yesterday the Asims gave us the afternoon off to enjoy the bazaar. You should see the haul Jamil brought home for you and Grim. There's— lotliIItLyjkq

Sorry, ya shamsi. Najma does not know what she's talking about. I got them as gifts for her— ljyIL

Jamil is lying! He is so red right now, (Name)! I want to take a picture to send you but he took my phone! So awful, right? Ah, the Asims are calling for us and abina is about to bring out the belt if we don't resume our work soon.

My apologies, ya qamar, but as Najma said, I have to return to work. There are rumors from the other servants that Kalim is "missing." He's probably with the animals in the garden. I will write to you again shortly. You are always in my thoughts, (Name), ya hubi. Make sure to not stay up too late talking to Ace and Deuce. Take your medicine and potions and eat at least two full meals a day (I know you're not a fan of breakfast). Don't forget to drink plenty of water too.

With Love,

Jamil Viper.

he wanted to write more and tell them all about the new stalls selling mouthwatering foods, soft, vibrant, assorted silks, and other painted, colorful wares he saw at the bazaar. he wanted to tell her about the concert he miraculously got tickets to for one of their favorite music artists. there was also the pet parrot his parents finally let him get! it had to stay on the asims' property. but kalim said he'd personally look after iago for jamil.

there was also a new playlist he made the other night after coming home from a movie he and his sister went to see. jamil lays in bed thinking of his sister's latest fictional crush and thinking of all the things he'd do to keep his girl and her father while living his best life doing what he loved. jamil wished that were him. he wished he could have (name) by his side, still please his family, and see the world. he wanted to learn about the magic and cultures of other lands in twisted wonderland.

wishes and reality are two separate things, though. and the chance of them intersecting and wishes becoming reality was slim. for now, though, he was content and letting things be. he'll find kalim, drag him to his next meeting with possible mergers and other clients, read the evening itinerary to kalim, go home, help with dinner, wash and dry najma's hair for her, bathe, and go to bed.

....that was the original plan. however, najma must have thought it funny to hide his headphones after she finished her chores and homework.

"what are you looking for, brother?"

jamil glared at the girl leaning against his door frame as he rifled through the belongings on his desk. "you know exactly what i am looking for. drop the act, najma!"

"not until you write another letter to (name)." she grinned and crossed her arms over her chest, straightening her posture.

"huh?!" he stuttered.

"it was written all over your face. you wanted to write and tell them more about everything that you saw and experienced yesterday and today. ever since you came home from school with your friends and (name), you've changed. mom and dad haven't stopped talking about it; they think i went to bed but i can hear them. they aren't as quiet as they think." the younger sister laughed at jamil's stunned face. "you don't know all this since you sleep like that one princess in those fae tales. i've caught you snoring a few times, actually. wanna hear it? i can show you if you don't believe m—"

jamil grabs najma's phone again before she can pull up the videos. "just—! give me back my headphones. and i'll write to (name)."

"nah," najma shrugged and walked off. "letter first. mom and dad are out finishing up some business with kalim's parents in their estate. you can blast your music all you want."

groaning in exasperation, he still couldn't deny that he'd rather have sent (name) a proper letter rather than the one he mailed earlier that afternoon.

normally, he and (name) would text each other or call. but one magic carpet ride after a rough exam, they told him about how they used to write letters to their childhood friends whenever they'd change schools. so the first time jamil and (name)'s other night raven college friends went home for holiday break, he started writing letters to them. and ever since that sweet, thoughtful surprise, whenever they were apart, jamil'd write letters to them while they'd send back recipe cards with handwritten notes featuring the story behind each food. sometimes they'd drop details about their family back home or include tiny magic trinkets or bits of stationary sold at sam's shop. a note and a smiley face tied around each item: "saw this and thought of you, ya qamar. ;p"

bringing himself back to reality, jamil sat down and began another letter. with this one, though, he made sure not to leave out a single detail of his day. softly he smiled as he included lines from old poets and added in folded star maps, photos of a dog he saw sitting outside a cafe, a tea bag from the little old lady next door. but this time — instead of signing off with a simple "With Love" like his last letter — he penned a lyric from their favorite song, nodding his head to the music as it played from his speakers.

"Your my star, hubi. My one light. We gon' link up, just like the rumors."

Jamil Viper.

VOCAB:

ya shamsi: my sun

ya qamar: my moon

ya nujumi: my stars

hubi/ya hubi: love/my love

ya ummi: my mother

abina: our father

— is2g if i got the arabic vocab wrong, i am going to cry. @softbajis djsjsj idk if this is right or notdjdjdj i am so upset. oh well....?

[enden-k]

With the anon that said, like a good couple days a go, how you are so lucky (bc of jing yuan only 10 pull) , I notice there is two types of youn luck:

Alhaitham (and zhongli if I recall correctly, and honorable mention to heizou) : mhm you think it will be that easy? How bold... I would like to see you try

Childe, Kaveh and Jing Yuan: *out of breath * Esteemed Sir! * still trying to catch their breath * We heard you want *deep breath * our presence as soon as possible *another deep breath * HERE WE ARE! Hope we didn't keep you waiting!

AKJBKCJ FER PLS I CAN SEE KAVEH RUNNING AND WHEEZING FR 😭💚

zl was difficult but at least i was lucky on some of his constellation pulls.

haitham? haitham was a nightmare.

my haitham is C2 - i lost every single 50/50 on his banner. my upcoming constellation pulls for his rerun really make me scared. that mf sent me a diluc every single time on his banner last time (my diluc was already C6 at that time so it rlly was pain), if i get more dilucs im going to post bald haitham again istg (i hate him sm)

kaveh was the luckiest ever. literally the first pull i did and i C6 him so easily within 80 saved wishes or so, i feel so loved 🥹 (i love him sm)

(i know once bbg blade comes out he will be a pain as well, i just have his feeling. thats why im saving up already and skipping luocha and silver wolf (i have zero interest for both of them anw LMFAO))

[iamlittlelostsoul]

First Love

Hello my lovelies~!! It's 4am here and I can't sleep yet I'm feeling a lil romantic today (cries in single) no angst (wohooo!) and a lil bonus of some smut<3

Malleus is such a bbg CHANGE MY MIND I DARE YOU<3

first time writing smut so hope you all liked it ≧◉◡◉≦

Summary: Falling for her was the happiest I've ever been. Stay by me hold me tight and kiss me.

warning/s: NSFW. smut.

MalleYuu || Malleus x OC(Yurika)

if you're curious of my oc here's her profile! -> Yuri

(and if you'd like you can listen to this while reading it <3)

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Malleus pov

It was a hot summer evening when we first met.

By the garden at the abandoned dorm called Ramshackle a place that is almost in ruins but still has its lovely charms.

It was where I spend my evening or midnight strolls because of the quiet and perfect atmosphere.

Never did I expect that this place that looks almost like some ancient ruins have 2 inhabitants, If I'd not missed the opening ceremony maybe I might have known?

So like I was saying I was on my stroll when a cat or raccoon (?) looking monster kicks open the door and started throwing a tantrum like a small human child about how is he not getting any cans of tuna when he is such a great and mighty creature soon to be a great mage.

A girl with short, silvery purplish curls came following the monster, grabbed her shoe, and threw it at the little thing before it could even think of running and escaping her wrath.

It was quite a sight I couldn't help but snort.

She halts scolding the little monster and stares up at me.

It was quite weird I felt my chest tighten and my heart skip a beat as her curious dark gray eyes bore at mine.

I could clearly remember how our first conversation went that time.

"Oh-..hey! Sorry you had to see this." she says as she bows politely.

"it's no problem child of man" I said as I take a few steps towards them.

The talking cat monster took this chance to flee which the girl responded to with a groan of frustration.

"I'm Yurika. Yurika Evermore by the way! Call me Yuri" she says as she switches back her attention to me with a smile. It picked my curiosity that she doesn't seem to fear me does she perhaps not know me? I thought that time.

Which turned out to be correct as she waited for me to introduce that time.

Not wanting her attitude to change once finding out who I really am I told her to call me whatever she wanted.

It's better later that she finds out who I am.

She has a very charming personality I thought as I left her that night and lay on my bed fully awake a smile graces on my lips which I only found out when Lilia pointed it out as I came back though I gave him no details on why perhaps I am smiling.

It was not long till we met again. And she was as bubbly as our first meeting, although she does have a slightly sarcastic and sassy attitude it's no surprise she managed to befriend so many such as myself.

Every time we met my heart always skips a beat and would sometimes pound loudly.

Even when she finally discovers who I am she still treats me like she does to her friends and still calls me "Tsunotaro" which somehow eased my heart I got a little too fond of her calling me Tsunotaro.

She taught me so many things and somehow managed to help me get a little closer to the other students.

'I like her.' I thought. 'I really like her very much.' I thought once again as I stroll Ramshackle's garden in the middle of the night. The place is slowly becoming more homey and lively as flowers bloomed along the patches and of course, the garden while to dorm is slowly getting redecorated using the allowance she gets from the headmaster, it was quite a surprise she managed to bargain for an allowance knowing how stubborn the crow man was.

We gradually grew closer and closer. And I was never not thankful for my lucky star for sending this girl to NRC and allowing her to meet me. And become my first friend....or maybe something else?...

Gradually my thought gets almost filled up with her. How is she doing today? Has she eaten already? Is Grim giving her problems? Is she having a hard time with classes? plenty of questions fill up my head the temptation to check on her every time and day is quite a struggle to resist.

And somehow Lilia has me all figured out telling me I fell in love.

'Love. So this is love?' I thought. 'I like it'

If there would be anyone strong and capable enough to steal my heart I knew it definitely is her.

Although I was a little anxious though...does she likes me back? or will I get friend-zoned like Shroud's depiction of an anime he watched.

I was fearful so I got as much bits of advice from Lilia on how to court a human.

And I start with gifts. I send her jewelry, dresses, and fabrics she could use for her hobby. I'm not sure how much I should give to make her content so I gave her as much as I could which is a huge pile that reaches up to the door.

That should suffice right?

I followed it up with quality time. There's nothing best but spending time with the person you love. Watching movies, evening/midnight strolls, studying, and many more. And she seemed quite pleased with my presence in her life.

He also tries to ward off any possible rivals not like they're strong enough to even rival him nor would they even dare or maybe a certain lion beast man might? Although he did try his best not to push them off too much and upset her.

He did everything he could to court her he's not sure though if he's succeeding or not...but seeing as she never reacted badly maybe he is succeeding...

So putting up a brave and confident face as I went to visit her for their usual hangouts.

I enters her dorm and I'm so proud of her seeing the dorm looking more livable and home-like.

We went on with our usual routine chatting about what went on our day, watching movies, and such...till I decided to spill the beans.

"Child of man" I whisper as we watch a musical show she loves so much that she claims exists in her world.

"Yeah?" she says as she turns her attention from the screen to me.

"I...would like to tell you something" I confess I could feel my cheeks heat up and my heart pound loudly.

"go on" she says as she stares up at him curiously

"I...love you." I said.

So many emotions passes through her face as her mouth hangs open and she stares at me in disbelief. "O-oh...really?? Like really?? romantically?" she says sounding a bit too eager and excited.

Which made my heart soar and I felt the butterfly in my stomach flutter around at her words. "Yes...yes I do. I love you, Yuri." I whisper directly on her ear.

She shudders in response as her mouth kept hanging open until she spoke "yes! I love you too" she says jumping in my arms as we tumble and fell on the couch with her on top and we both stare at each other for a moment before laughing in unison.

I've never been so happy in my whole life. Neither could I then imagine a world without her after meeting her I think the world would feel all monochrome and blue.

Cause she's my world now. And I revolve around her like a planet to the sun.

I wrap my arms securely around her waist as I asked permission to kiss her.

She answers with a nod. And I made little effort to waste time as I press my lips on hers.

She answers my kiss with a kiss and we share it passionately on the living room couch thank seven Grim is sleeping over at Ace and Deuce's room.

I roll my hips on hers and she lets out a soft moan as she felt my arousal press on her womanhood.

I continue kissing her not wanting to let go we didn't even realize we were already standing and walking up to her room with her legs wrapped around my torso and I carry her while are tongues clash and dance into the passionate rhythm we share.

I press her on her bed as I pull back to catch our breath. Were both panting with our cheeks flushed and clothes a bit wrinkled and messed up but neither do we mind it as I pepper her neck with soft fluttery kisses before gently sucking and nipping leaving a hickey or two near her jaws.

I hastily began to remove our clothes a little too eager and impatient as I struggle to unbutton the last button of her blouse.

She laughs as she lends me a hand.

She looks so beautiful bare and naked for someone like I. I cup her breast and gave it a few squeezes. She writhes and moans as I gave her left nipple a small lick.

I circle my tongue around her already hard nipples before suckling on it she moans a little louder.

I repeat the same actions on her right sooner she's moaning my name. Oh how lovely it sounds coming out from her lips.

I spread her legs and gets in between her.

My hands slowly glide from her chest to her cunt, gently exploring the entrance before putting a finger inside.

Her eyes flutter close as she throws her head back and her body arches towards me. I continue thrusting and curling my finger in her cunt.

Once i'm sure she's comfortable enough I added another this time moving my fingers faster and pushing in a little deeper. Her walls clench and unclench on my fingers as I move and add another in.

Our hearts pound loudly and became one, our breathing ragged.

She writhes and moans loudly pleading for more and whispering sweet I love you's.

Pulling out my fingers I decided to take it a step up. Making sure she's comfortable in her position I pump my cock a few times and gently rub the tip by her entrance before slamming in.

I groan and she moans. Grabbing on her waist I thrust in while her arms hook around my neck and pull me in for a passionate kiss.

Eager for more I began fastening my pace and pushing in a little too deeper. She moaned loudly as we kiss tongue-to-tongue teeth-to-teeth. Her nails dug on my back it'll surely leave some marks and I'd gladly wear it with pride.

My cock twitched inside her and her walls pulsate and tightens.

A low rumble came out my throat feeling closing and I knew she does too I hasten my pace and thrust deeper occasionally grazing her prostate making her scream and beg.

I let out a groan as I did one final thrust deep inside of her before releasing his orgasm. She follows along after a few seconds passes by.

We're both pant chest rising and falling, eyes hazy with lust and love, Cheeks burning red with passion and adoration for the latter.

Her pussy is filled to the brim with his cock still inside and their adjoined cum some even leaking out of her entrance.

I lean down on her chest, face nuzzled on the crook of her neck as I pulls out. Cum oozes out of her cunt dripping along her thighs to the sheets

"I love you, my child of man" I whispered lovingly.

"I love you too, Tsunotaro" She whispers back.

[...end]

[alarrytale]

i think a lot of things went wrong with bbg:

1) i think if louis + band had actually not communicated about it being not real and louis actually tried to play a dad for the first two years, then they could have easily ended it by latest 2017 with a paternity test. because they were communicating and all of these "theories" are wild and A LOT of people are aware of this "conspiracy" I believe this is why they cannot end it smoothly because they know we are gonna go "i told you so" and then it's gonna be another hot cup of worms.

2) at the same time I also think his personal losses affect him mentally to be putting his energy into this and that's why it didn't happen immediately?

3) do you think the contract has an end date? at this point I'm afraid it doesn't have an end date and they keep renewing it of some sort.

4) i am a quarantine larrie but i have heard many many times that there were seedings of it ending in 2016 and 2018 and even at the time around early 2020? but after I have joined the fandom i haven't seen any such signs of the bg ending. it has just amplified.

5) altho at the same time i do feel there have been contrasting changes to bg then vs bg now, louis is more involved and the clarks are not followers hungry as they used to be? B's instagram is also bare minimum (just a couple pics of F and i don't follow her so idk what goes onto her stories but i think she doesn't post a lot of F; ofc cause she has her life and she's not a mother)

6) in the past couple years i have actually sat back and thought if im sane about it or not or if louis was actually the father but then immediately i recognise that nope, above anything I know that woman was not pregnant aka no baby came out of her vagina and it's all bullshit. ofc they are other proofs of him not being a father but this tops them all. and it's also laughable how the sisters don't have any other pics of F apart from the christmas stunts.

7) louis can make sony money too, if they just fucking LET HIM. i don't understand why all cruelty is imposed upon him. maybe get harry engaged to some blonde for 2 years (and make him SELL IT? 2 years can do. they did with OW) as an exchange to bg getting ended. who the fuck cares??? as long as it's not bg 2.0 and HS is fully straight and in love with a WOMAN and engaged (maybe bring on the baby rumours too to feed the het fans BUT I WANT THE KID GONE)

8) at this point im just hoping they'll end it before he turns 10 but then ill be in excruciating pain to think that this sweet boy had to endure ten years of this torture just because he's 🌈 and in relationship with mr styles? this is tortuous.

9) maybe they can end it and louis can dip of the face of the earth for a year and then come back with lt3 and be the next big thing. i am manifesting for bbg to get over before july 2025.

10) truth to be told, i am losing hope but at the same time im optimistic that it'll end someday (hopefully soon) and they don't wait for hs downfall (just because he's on his peak rn) idfc. i hate it for louis and freddie, too. the child has no agency, he didn't sign up for this and he'll grow up with a lot of trauma if he's exposed to it anymore (2 years and he'll be 10? what another 2? and he'll most probably be on the internet? this is horrifying)

Hi, anon 💚

I think bg was something so horrible and traumatic to Louis (and the rest of the band) that the only thing he really considered was fighting back with everything he had. H and L had tried to position themselves to get more freedom within their closets, and this was undring everything they'd worked for. So it was important for him to show those who sees him for who he is, and sees and support his relationship with H, that it was not real. It's not who he is. He didn’t have a choice when it came to participating, but he could restist, resist and resist as much as possible. If he hadn't, and he played willingly along to really sell it, he'd be miserable, H would be miserable and larries would have left the fandom in droves. He'd have no fans to launch his solo career with. He'd have no support.

I don't know when it will end, it doesn’t seem like it's ending anytime soon, but then again bg could end at any time. It doesn’t need seeding. But if it ends, there's nothing stopping us larries from being very vocal about it and the larry rumours coming back again. L would be halfway out of the closet and dragging H along with him. So i think it will last until they're allowed to come out. I don't know when that will be.

[caralara]

Hey Cara! Sorry your inbox is probably a mess right now. Did you see that Louis eye tattoo has 7 eyelashes upper lid and lower lid? I'm fully aware this could mean nothing and simply be a esthatic choice. It would add a whole nother layer of meaning to the tattoo though. Although I hope it ends, I hope it's not connected with the cancelling of tour dates. If it is, I assume it was planned some time ago and I'm not a fan of the idea that fans disappointment was somewhat calculated into it to make it more believable. So a part of me does hope it doesn't end now. If it was due to ticket sales we prob won't get a statement. How would one word that? Sorry I had to cancel, we overestimated how many tickets we could sell? I just can't see them publicly coming forward with this information. Anyway, I hope you don't let mean anons and drama get to you. Have a nice day.

Hi lovely! Thank you for your sweet message.

I did indeed see the 7 eyelashes and had a good chuckle about it - as the eye, along with the pyramid with the dot and the bones I think were from one design, I thought it was more the occasion of the universe providing more layers to initial meanings than it being intentional :)

At this point I am leaning two thirds towards it not having anything to do with bbg, and one third that it does. I agree that it would be really fucked up if it was planned ahead - then again he’s done quite a few things to push babygate that we thought he’d never do recently. If it was ending soon and they use this cancellation, may it be preplanned or just taking the opportunity now that it’s cancelled anyways, it would at least get one good thing out of it all.

I also 100% agree that I don’t think he’ll give us an explanation about the cancellation, especially if it’s because of low ticket sales, but I do hope to god he’ll tweet something about being gutted, our Asian Louies deserve this bare minimum.

It does make me sad to think that Louis will have to deal with the fact they might have overestimated him after the initial high of the 2022 tour - I am pretty sure he did not want to cancel and was looking forward to finally performing for his Asian louies (like he said)

Thank you again for your message and hope you have a lovely day, too!

[milesworld96]

FINALLY GETTING TO WATCH RAW YALL, I AM SO EXCITED

SAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIIIIII❤️ oh, the ko shirt. That’s fine. That’s funny. Hilarious even. Wow. 😢, I ALREADY MISS ZOWENS. GRRRR BRO GOT ME IN MY FEELS☹️☹️☹️ SIR⁉️⁉️⁉️ WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL⁉️⁉️⁉️ FUCK YES. wait bro wym the reason he ain’t on raw anymore, YO WHY U BRINING JEY INTO THIS. yalls ☹️☹️. I CANT. Yo Sami speaking the truth, I love him. OHHHH SHIT JUDGEMNT DAY😍😍😍 OH LAWD THEY LOOK SO FINE. GIRL???? RHEA IMMEDIATELY GETTING DEFENSIVE OF DREW WHEN DAMIEN BROUGHT HIM UP?????? IS THIS A SIGN. damn so Rhea basically saying Sami is the orphan no one wants💔 GIRL JEYYY, GET UR MANS‼️‼️‼️‼️ Sami listen to Jey💥💥💥 WHY R U IFNORING HIM NO😭😭 LOOK AT JEYS EYES‼️‼️ HOW CAN YOU LEVE HIM

SHINSUKEEEE😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 WAIT FALSE COUNT ANYWHERE⁉️⁉️ OOOHHHH SHIIIT, OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS SO SLAY LIKE WHAT🤯🤯 THESE MOTHER FUCKers ARE CRAZY, RICOCHET BRO WGATST. NUNCHUCKS⁉️ BRO MICHELANGELO FR BRO THEY GOING FUCKING CRAZY MAN. WOOOOOOOO SHINSUKE FUCKING WON

OMFG SAMIJEY SPOTTING AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭 SAMI WHAT THE FUCK. I UNDERSTSND WHERE YOUR COMING FROM BUT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ stop blaming Jey‼️‼️‼️‼️ Yeah Jey speak it‼️‼️ Girl Sami going through it don’t worry bbg you’ll be fine. SAMIJEY MAKE UP AND HUG WOO🫶🫶

OMMGGGGGGG TEGAN AND NIKKI‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 OOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER R HERE TOO😭😭😋😋 lol Katana and Kayden spotting too. OMG TEGAN V CHELSEA? YES PLEASE

HES PIPER IS ABOUT TO SERVE SO MUCH CUNT, I LOVE HER. LETS FUCKING GO. AND I WAS RIGHT, SHE MOTHER FUCKING DID. YEYSYSHHSHDSYSYEESHSH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEGAN MY LOVE HAAAAIIIIKKI :33

IMPERIUM PROMO VID LETS GO, THEY ARE SO COOL I CANNOT DO THIS. I LOVE THEM, CANT WAIT 4 LUDWIG & GIOVANNI TO BE CHAMPS SOON

DAMIEN FINN & DOM DOM. bro why yalls thinking bout JD like that, GIRL NAH THEY TRYNA JUMP DREW😭😭 DomDom is such a mama’s boy. I LOVE THEM, ENOUGH WITH THE CONFLICT NOW. LET THEM ALL BE HAPPY 2GETHER FROM NOW ON☺️☺️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

AAAAAAAAA SETH, SERVING ONCE AGAIN. ILYYYY. omg I need his shoes. Oh lawd, this match between Seth and Drew is gonna serve so much cunt @ Crown Jewel😍🫶. NAAAAHHHHH SETH CAME OUT WITH EVIDENCE AND EVERYTHING😭😭 BRO CATCHING RHEA AND DREW FR.RUGGEDLY HANDSOME? SETH SAYING THE TRUTH.NAHHH DREW CALLED HIM A THIRSTY CREEP, LEAVE JEY ALONE HE WAS GOING THROUGH A PHASE PLEASE😭💀 eneheheehheehhehe Drewww😈😈 I RESLLY HOPE HE WINS @ CROWN JEWEL. ay don’t be nasty to Drew Seth, you stfu😡 SETH STFU, YOU AINT KNO SHIT. WATCH DREW PULL UP ALONE @ FIRST, AMD THEN FUCKING RHEA AND DOMDOM COME LUT AND HELP HIM GET THE WIN💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (estoy loco, I am delulu.)

OOOOOOOO BOY ITS BRONSON REED😈😈

RAAAAAAAAAH LUDWIG😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚 HAAAAIIIIKK OH SHIT JOHNNY GARGANO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ EEEEEEEEE OO BOY IM EXCITED. NAHH WADE GOT TF OUTTA THERE LMFAOOO, JOHNNY GIRL 😭😭😭 SO HAPPY TO SEE JOHNNY BACK AAAAAAAAAA. THIS MATCH IS SLAYING SO HARD OMFFFFF. AAAAAAWWWW GARGANO LOST😭😭😭

Becky😡 INDI & CANDICE😍😍🤯🤯 OMG HIIIIIII INDI, HAIIIIIII CANDICE :3 OMG BECKY V INDI, LETS GO. LMFAO RHEA. WAIT DID BECKY SAY BECKY TWO BELTS BEFORE GOIN TO COMMERCIAL 😨😨🤯

OMMGGGGG DREW & SAMIIIIII. Compliments from Drew, hm bro what you gettin at🤨🤨 AHT, YALLS PLS STOP DRAGGING JEY😭😭😭 🤯DREW JUST DRAGGING EVERYONE LMFAOOO. wait, they keep mentioning Sami ab the world championship shit. OMG ARE WE SETTING THAT UP FOR THE FUTURE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ AAAAAAAAAA, WAIT DREW V SAMI NEXT WEEK😨🤯 YES YESYEYS

RHEAAAAA😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 HAAAAAIIIIIIIIII :333 HIIII SHAYNA. OOOOOO THE MAULIN😍😚 NIA GTFO PLS, OMG RAQUEL. BEAT HER FUCKING ASS YESS LETS GOOOO. OMMMGGGGG ZOEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY I LOVEE YOU, J NEED MORE OF HER OMFG

HII XIA, ITS BEEN A WHILE. JADEEEE OMFG HI HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI PLEASE MAKE IT OFFICIAL, JADE CARGILL V BECKY LYNCH AT CROWN JEWEL PLEASE. IM BEGGING, I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HIIIIIIIIII BRONSON, HIIIIIIIII GUNTHER. YOOOOOO GUNTHER, BRONSON WTFFFFFFFFF😨😨😨😨😨😨 YESEYSYSYSYSYS G7 THER WON

OMMMMGGGGG POOKIE BEARS❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙 CODY AND JEY ILYSM, BUT YOU ARE JOT WINNING. oml they never gonna give up that bit from the press conference are they?😭💀 they are so cutie patootie

MIIZ MY FAV ASSHOLE, OMG HIII. nah fr tho, we need more MIZ. LMFAO THAT IMPERSONATION, GTFO OUT NIA I DON WANNA SEE YOU

RHEA💜 yo stfu. WOAH, FATAL FIVE WAY⁉️⁉️⁉️ ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL RHEA. ZOEY, NIA, RAQUEL AND SHAYNA AT THE SAME TIME? HWTA

INDUS SHEER ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

LMFAO WHAT IS TOZAWA DOING, HE IS SO SILLY I LOVE HIM. OMG HI KOFI, HI XAVIER. Not the hip thrusts🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯. NAAAAHHHHHHH KOFI XAVIER😭😭😭😭😭

OMG ITS TIME, ITS FINALLY TIME OMGGGGGGGG HAIIIIIII I LOVE MY BBGS. SORRY CODYJEY YALLS LOSIN💀 PRIESTBALOR 🔛🔝 EEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE MY GOTHS HAIHAIHAi AAA THIS MAYCH IS SO GOOD WTFFF OMG DOMDOM NO😭😭 WAIT YESYES RAAAHHHHHH THIS MATCH GOT ME SO NERVOUS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCUUUUUKKKKKKK JIMMY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ YOOOO AINT NO FUCKING WAY🤯 OMG YES YESYEGRHHDBDBBD YES FUCK YES JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ALL THE GOLD AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ducknotinarow]

87 Raph Casey - 🤪

| Send 🤪 (or “Drunk” if you can't see the emoji) for a random drunk text from my muse Raph didn't drink often but that didn't mean he wouldn't. Just not much around the lair he didn't need to hear about it from his brothers. It's not like he had a problem it's just well he sort of lost control of himself pretty easily when his belly was full of alcohol. Raph didn't hold much a filter as is already when feeling a buzz over his mind his beak was far more loss and his thoughts were all well made known. As a fit of giggling was escaping his beak in this very moment once the can of beer was taken away from his beak. He reached over trying to stack it on top of the other two empty can. Working on making a tower because for some reason he just wanted to make a tower out of the cans. Hand planted to the side of the couch tongue sticking out. As he tried his best to keep green eyes fixed on on to the two can set on the bottom slowly moving his arm over holding his breath for dear life. Finally as his hand wobbled he used his other to stable it and set it down to the top of his last two cans.

Smile wide over his beak tail even started to wag from behind him as he marveled at this work. Giggling to himself suddenly he was patted over himself till finally clumsy hands found his Turtle communicator. Opening it up as he tried to get a picture of his tower. "gotta show Casey" He slurred a bit when he spoke as he tried his best to understand how to hold the device between his hands. Needing to squint hard and focus on his tower of cans. It wasn't all that tall but to drunken eyes it was massive and clearly would impress Casey.

Soon Raph felt himself moving back, as if something had a hold of the back of his shell. Falling back on to the cushions of the couch. A loud 'hic' as he felt a hiccup work out from his shell made him land hard. Watching his little tower tip and fall over. A can rolling off to the land on the floor with a soft 'clank' Raph blinked a second before he had suddenly busted out into a fit of laughter "Clanck!" he repeated the sound as if it was some grand joke letting him self fall back to rest on his shell. Another set of giggles working out through them. Holding up his communicator as he selected Casey in it and sent his blurry as all fuck photo but to Raph it was a master piece. As were the last three blurry messes he hand sent to his boyfriend.

Boyfriend. That word alone set a warmth into his shell and a soft grin to his beak even if he was still softly giggling to himself. Staring idly at the name on the messages were told alone had his eyes forming hearts in them. Hugging his phone to his plastron as he sighed out in nothing but pure blissful glee. Thinking about Casey now, "imma text 'em" He says letting fingers work on the buttons to his device now "tell 'em how muh I hic- think 'bout him."

[text] Caaaaaaaasssssseeeeeyey Jjjjoooooooneees [text] It's raphie! As if they wouldn't know who was sending the messages humming in thought [text] thibin boat u bbg (thinking about you baby) [text] like ya messy block hoir I wanna run fingers innit (like ya messy black hair I wanna run my fingers in it) [text] win we kiss i wont kiss nwo so bad!!! (when we kiss, I want to kiss now so bad)

Raph paused reading that last text over a moment just to be on the safe side he sent another text. [text] i wann kiss u !

He just giggles to himself idly lifting his legs up and draping them over the arm of the couch knocking over the last remain cans he had set there before. As he sighed again letting his head tip back as he looks back. "I'm so nuts for 'em think he knows that?" He asks despite knowing Casey knew he told them they were dating but still he hoped Casey understood how crazy Raph was for them. Face back to the screen as his fingers starts texting again. Assuming they might be sleeping right now or out on their own stopping lawbreakers.

[text] I mmiss you! )-: [text] cause ya so qt (cause ya so cute)

He blushed a bit after he sent that "ahh he gonna think I'm dumb!" if he didn't already that would say more about Casey himself. "he so cute though ya see? so fuckin' CUTE!" not many would ever put that word to Casey Jones. But most people weren't Raphael. "He so shy and it drives me wild how cute it is! why he gonna go and hic be so fuckin' adorable 'ike it!" Near sound like Raph was complaining it was an odd thing Casey was so cute to Raph it made him wanna grab the guy and squeeze him because of how cute Casey was. He was so shy when it came to more intimate things. Holding hands, kissing, even taking of his mask or letting Raph do it. How soft Casey's eyes looked when he first kissed them.

[text] i n333d 2 squeeze u! (i need to squeeze you!)

Raph suddenly was typing fiercely as he could feel Casey's lips against his beak even now as if they kiss had been burned against his skin to he could never forget the feel. Despite his text it was purely out of this odd cute aggression Casey seemed to draw out of Raphael. He noticed the feeling of someone near by looming over him now.

"Excuuuuuuse yoou sir" weakly waving his arm trying to swat at them as he tried moving to sit up now. Having got to fast his head started to spin and he needed a second before glaring at the guy beside him. "I have you know" he tried holding a finger so he can wage it out towards them "I hic- 'em a taken turtle mutant. my man could fold ya in half." If Raph wasn't drunk he would understand why this stranger was looking at him like this. Because he had been talking to Casey this whole time. Somewhere around the third or fourth drink Raph had started to just loose track of where he was. He been hanging out with Casey, at their apartment. A few 'cold ones' some pizza and made throw on a game was their plans but Raph had kind gotten a bit carried away once the alcohol hit his system. Slowly moving to sit up on the arm of the couch. "look i'm sure ya nice fella an all but I got a man." he gave a sound huff and went to text back on to his communicator.

[text] a creep hinnt on m3 o-: (a creep hit on me o-: ) [text] dobt worry bbg told him i'm oft the marke ( dont worry baby told him im off the market)

"best hope he don' come here he ain't gonna like ya trying to make a move on his jellybean!" Raph shouted losing control of his voice as he slammed his hand to his shell, throwing his balance off. He rocked a little on the arm before letting gravity take him to the floor where he landed on top of the cans that had fallen their before. Likely flatting a few under his weight. "Jenga!" was all he laughed out once more breaking into an unstoppable fit of giggles. Turning on to his side as he let the laughter slowly work out of him till nothing but a soft sigh left him. Eyes growing heavy as he felt out for his communicator once more just looking at his messages to Casey. Not crossing his mind they hadn't answered still. Just sort of staring longingly at it before pulled it to help trying to hug the little phone to himself. Letting his eyes close head full of Casey, stomach full or beer and a head in a lot of pain but he couldn't feel like in the moment.

[sarah-yyy]

a few of y’all have asked me about new life begins, and i’m procrastinating over work so............

BASICALLY this story revolves around the royal family of xinchuan (head of the nine states). xinchuan has a tradition wherein the other eight states send eligible women over to marry the xinchuan princes. the show opens with all these women coming into xinchuan for this selection

this is our main character li wei

bbg does Not want to be selected as a bride for any of the princes. she comes from jichuan (one of the least wealthy states, most of them are farmers) wherein people marry for love and men aren’t allowed to have concubines, she is Not Into this xinchuan polygamy bs, and is doing all she can to be sent back home asap so she can live her chill life

this is the sixth prince yin zheng, unloved (for now!) and mostly unnoticed (also for now!!) son of an unfavoured concubine. he’s introduced as being sickly and of little note in the political field. he mostly gets along with his brothers by virtue of having little interaction with them and keeping a real low profile

this boy is way smarter than he presents to outsiders!! he knows that the least favourable political marriage will be assigned to him, so he figures he might as well get ahead of it and voluntarily ask for the nominee from jichuan to be his wife

li wei ends up yin zheng’s concubine!!! which is the worst!!! not only does she have to conform to this xinchuan polygamy bs, she’s not even his main wife!!! she’s depressed for a few days until she catches wind that yin zheng only has a few weeks left to live (fake news) and it just kickstarts a whole bunch of hilarious shenanigans in which she tries to be nice to him before he dies and she gets to go home to jichuan as a widow

cue yin zheng (who doesn’t know what li wei is thinking) going: she’s??? nice to me???? mayhaps..........she be.........in love with me??????

(uhhhh because she’s adorable???? i like her) 

ANYWAY y’all get the drift, it’s the whole arranged marriage, strangers to lovers, pining after my spouse vibe that i absolutely love!!! 

but it’s not just that!!! it’s also that the female characters are all well-written and the friendships between all of them are so cute!! 

first left is shangguan jing, fifth prince’s wife! she’s from danchuan which is a matriarchal society. she’s good at martial arts and very straightforward. does not really want to be married to xinchuan (much less to the fifth prince who starts off liking someone else), but is Doing Her Duty. i am SO INVESTED in her relationship with the fifth prince ahhhh, he’s a wimp (affectionate) who, this far in the show, has come to love his wife and is fretting constantly over how to make her happy/make her love him 

first right is hao jia! she’s the second prince’s concubine and li wei’s bff. she’s sweet and well-natured and essentially Good At Everything. the second prince is kind of a dick with obvious dv tendencies, but he’s the eldest son of the emperor’s wife and next in line for the throne. i am just HOPING we get to see hao jia go off on him one day soon 😭 (side note: i’m actually also curious about the second prince’s wife - i wonder if she and hao jia will team up to get rid of the second price ugh)

this is yuan ying junzhu, my li wei’s yin zheng’s wife. hoooo boy folks, when the emperor ordered yin zheng to marry her against his Very Strong Objection, i thought we were going to start in on the angst and the whole jealous wife arc, but!!! she’s got zero interest in him, and they decide that she’ll basically stay at the manor as his advisor/li wei’s tutor! she 100% likes li wei more than she likes yin zheng lbr

not pictured but also a+++ characters that i love: the third prince’s wife + his harem of concubines (he’s named them all after the 24 traditional solar terms); the seventh prince and his wife (both of whom are adorable and just try to stay low-key and out of trouble); song wu²; all the servants at the sixth prince’s manor

ANYWAY this show is light-hearted and fun and an absolute delight to watch!! it’s been awhile since we’ve had a romcom-ish cdrama that’s had actual budget to produce something to this quality 💖 11/10 would rec!!! 

where to watch: iqiyi // viki // youtube status:  this updates every sunday to wednesday (local chinese time), with 2 eps being released every day. 22/40 eps have aired so far, i think iqiyi subs are up to date with the current airing schedule but i can’t be sure? someone correct me if i’m wrong! 

[mshomestyle]

God I- I am so here for all the Hawks content you've been posting Please can I get sum hc's for a soft dom Hawks taking care of his bbg? 👉👈🥺 (Pleas make this spicy if you're comfortable)

And I am defo here for all of these Hawks asks! And 🌶 spicy it shall be!

Warning: sex

Soft Dom Hawks taking care of his girlfriend:

-You know what kind of night it’s going to be once he gives you that look.

-It’s one that’s lustful, dominating, but also shows that he’s going to take care of you to the fullest. You end up feeling so very jittery throughout the rest of the day. Your mind can’t help but to wander to all of the times he’s taken you completely, and honestly you can’t help but to rub at your wrists, because the last time really hadn’t been that long ago.

-He loves ravishing you, so of course he’s going to do it as often as he can.

-Finally when you make it home after a day that has been too long in your opinion, Hawks decides to lengthen it as he says “Why don’t we order out tonight?” You know it’ll take the delivery person quite a bit to get to your shared place, and so does Keigo. He wants to make you wait, because he knows your patience will grow shorter and shorter.

-He wants to get you nice, good, and wet, and he knows just how to do it. So, having sex with Hawks is like a day long affair with how he manages to tease you and prolong things. But you have to know who you’re going up against. He was a hero who managed to become famous and widely loved at a young age. There was a huge reason for that, and being with him showed you exactly what that was. He was incredible.

-Hawks doesn’t touch you or mess with you while you’re waiting, and you know that it’s because he wants you to crave him. He will, however, “accidentally” brush up against you every now and then.

-When the food finally comes, you know that you’re almost there. You’ll get what you want soon enough, but it seems as if Keigo is taking his time with eating. The looks he keeps giving you, though...They’re really unfair.

-”So, do you want to head to our room?” you ask once you’re done eating.

“You want to go to bed this early?” Hawks smirks as he asks this, obviously teasing you, “Unless there’s something else you want~.” You can’t help the warm feeling in your cheeks as you nod to that question. “Use your words, baby~. Tell me exactly what you want.” Keigo definitely loves teasing you in any way that he can.

“Keigo, come on....,” you whine. You receive a chuckle, but before you could huff at that, Hawks gets up and then picks you up and out of your chair. He takes you into the bedroom, laying you down on the bed with ease. You know better than to to celebrate too soon, because the battle has just begun.

”What is it, baby~?” Hawks brushes his lips against your neck, moving them down and all the way to your shoulder, “What do you want~?”

-He’s going to keep teasing you until you finally give into his demand, and you should know already not to play this run around game with him. Nevertheless, you manage to hold out as he starts to undress you, letting his lips and tongue explore any new skin that his eyes land on. You can’t help but to moan and shiver, and the lower he gets the more unbearable it becomes.

-”Tell me what you want me to do~.” Even if you finally say it, you know that the teasing is just going to get worse. He wants you throbbing for him and screaming so loud for relief, and you know he’s going to end up getting it.

-So after you finally tell him, “Please...stop teasing me...I want you...” through heavy pants, is when Keigo removes your panties and bra, leaving you completely exposed to him. He sits up to take off his own top, before staring down at you with lust-filled eyes, taking you all in as if he’s never seen you like this before.

-”That’s what I like to see~,” he purrs, “My woman naked and waiting for me~.” Feeling a bit impatient himself, Hawks gets on top of you. He kisses you expertly while he cups your breasts tenderly. He wants you to know how much he loves you, and with the way he’s caressing your body, you certainly do.

-He trails his hands and kisses down your front, and you feel goosebumps forming on your skin at the anticipation. You know what he’s about to do. He’s going to tease you beyond belief.

-When Keigo finally stops at your growing wet heat, he presses a long and loving kiss to your clit. You whine in pleasure, and your hips move a bit involuntarily at that action.

-Keigo hums in approval at your reaction before letting his tongue out and licking your outer labia slowly. You arch your back and bite your lip, hands not being able to stop themselves from digging into the covers underneath you. You want him so bad, and all of his slow and light touches are starting to feel teasing.

-He lightly works his way around you, never touching your hole or fully giving attention to your clit, and you know he’s not going to do that until you beg.

-So, once you finally are unable to take it, you plead with him, and it’s music to his ears.

-Hawks doesn’t warn you as he dives in, slipping two fingers inside of you to thrust against your g-spot while his mouth latches onto your clit to suck it in the way that he knows you like best. And with all that he’s doing, it doesn’t take long at all for you to loose yourself.

-You come quickly and easily, back arching up as you do so.

-Keigo smirks up at you before looking down at your throbbing pussy to admire it. He knows that you’re going to want him now, but you both know you aren’t going to get him that easily. He loves you, of course, but he also loves hearing you beg for him.

-”Did that feel good, baby?” he asks as he lays next to you. He pulls you against his chest and strokes at the back of your head gently. You can’t help but to look at him and nod. “Do you want more?”

You both know the answer, so you decide to not mess around, “Please,” you say, hoping that would get you what you’re starting to crave. Keigo chuckles softly before leaning in to kiss your lips, lovingly.

“Come on, baby, you can do better than that,” he says, “If you want me, then you have to beg properly.” You let out a whine, but Keigo doesn’t give in at all. Your face is getting hotter, if that’s even possible, but your body is starting to ache due to the lack of him.

“Please, Keigo...! Please fuck me, I need you so bad right now.” You finally plead with him, and it seems to be enough for Hawks as he smirks before kissing you again and getting up to take off his bottoms. He’s already incredibly hard, and you can’t help but to reach out and grab onto his big cock once you see it in order to stroke it.

-You aren’t sure if you can take playing with him like this as your own body is begging to be filled up with him, but the soft groans that Keigo is making sounds so sweet. You want to hear more of them, so you stroke a bit harder, eyes going up to look at his face and the cute expressions he’s making before looking back down. The sight of it alone could make you dizzy.

-Before you could decide if you wanted to keep going like this or not, that decision is made for you as Keigo grabs onto you and flips you over on your stomach. “Don’t forget who’s in charge here~,” he reminds you as he gives your ass a light smack.

-Hawks makes you get on all fours, and the second he enters you, your eyes roll back at the feeling. He knows all of the best spots to hit you at, and he starts rubbing your clit as well. You really can’t take it, and as this sex session goes on, Keigo makes sure that you come as much as he can make you.

-He wants you to be a moaning mumbling mess when he’s done, and with how well he knows your body, that’s easy to achieve.

-Once you’re both done, he holds you close and makes sure you’re alright. “You okay? Not too sore, right? Do you need anything?” He kisses you lovingly and a bit playfully as well. “I love you so much, do you know that~?”

-It’s incredibly easy to fall asleep that night. Not just because of how exhausted your boyfriend made you, but because of Keigo himself.

[larentsaloud]

Wonder if you'll answer this or not. What kind of a leverage would force a white multimillioner popstar to sign fake US documents and sign contracts again in 2017 when The media had not obstacles to publish about Jay and Fizzy? Is that leverage that police is bribed to look away and not investigate? Physical threats to his family that would have him stay silent for five years & then resign with people who already were forcing him? What leverage would that be as to make him unable to use the law?

So, as you know Louis has/ had a contract with Syco. It was signed back in 2010 when 1d signed their deal with SC after X-Factor. 

Rebecca Fergusson has  told us on twitter in 2021 that she is launching a petition about how the contestants were treated, the way that their contracts were signed without legal support from independent counsel. 

The appeal / petition is focused on the following aspects:

The important thing about a contract is the promotional aspect. This means that the label / management and PR team have to make decisions about how to increase artists’ visibility. What happened in 2015 was that in March Louis suddenly broke up with Eleanor and seemed mighty pleased about while singing “I will survive” with 1d and the famous recording has since become the anthem for Larries and what ensued thereafter. 

Louis, after the break-up became increasingly visible at night clubs etc then the whole situation escalated when the papers reported B was pregnant (baring in mind most new mothers don’t announce until they have completed third trimester). For someone who had been previously unknown there was no reason for B’s baby to become public affair. 

One could argue that after Zain’s departure something has happened, we don't know what, but the whole bbg situation landed on Louis somehow. We could speculate that the band knew they would not continue after the 5th album, but what is clear that B’s family planned for the baby to be a Tomlinson as they registered a bunch of websites under that name. (You gonna have to read the master posts, I am not linking them here.)

So it seems that the plan was to get Louis married off with this woman and have a baby as soon as Elk was out of the picture. Now, what did Louis do? He rocked up to a festival with Tamara Bell (mutual friend of his and Harry’s / Gemma’s) holding her hand to prevent the tabloids from linking him closer to the ‘baby mama’. That tells you that he tried to fight the narrative. There are numerous interviews where L looks very upset when the kid is mentioned in 2015 and his bandmates look equally uncomfortable, especially his interview with Niall.

We also know that they cancelled their show in Belfast, because why? It all culminated around the interviews about the kid and articles. 

Now then how come he became such an active party goer in April -May 2015?

It was to fit the narrative of B’s pregnancy, because it stopped after that ( no longer served a purpose ). 

Have you heard that Elton John had a wife before he came out as gay all because of his label? Michael Jackson famously protesting Sony saying that Sonny kills music (Syco was part of and 1d is under Sony now that Syco has finished), Prince changing his name so that he can fight his label, Freddie Mercury, George Michael was involved in a huge scandal where he was caught soliciting homosexual sex, until he famously came out on live TV? 

You have to look at the way artists have been treated in the industry, research the names I have given you and the hardships they have endured and why. 

What you see in the media is a carefully constructed narrative for which the publicists of 1d would have agreed on when printing the initial story (planting the seed.)

The leverage is a lot less tangible but it doesn't make it any less powerful. It's homophobia, abuse of power, capitalism. 

Louis was tied to Syco for almost 10 years, it seems like he was the last one to let go, and Simon’s company dissolved shortly after that if I am not mistaken. 

Since Louis has announced that he is planning on opening up his own management company within a day Rebecca announced her petition to regulate music industry. 

In her tweets she alleged that a boy band member (she wouldn't specify who) told her that they were thrown against a wall (literally, she actually replied to a fan to explain it was a physical altercation). 

Rebecca is saying that people on X-factor were physically abused to give into compliance. She was on the show at the same time as 1d. Today she replied to may question, about the complaint to Ofcom we have been asked to make as fans. 

In conclusion: The ‘coverage’ has given Louis huge exposure and publicity. I am saying this very cautiously, not implying L wanted to be part of this - but you have to think, why is the least popular (according to others, not ME) member of the band suddenly getting papped every night with girls, and why is there a story running in the papers about him booming a dad (8 months before the band will go on hiatus). 

Why did Louis go on X-factor? AGAIN, exposure. I am going to assume that it was pitched to Louis as: in order to go solo we need you to get more PR. Which later turned into this fucking mess and he took almost 5 years to release his record after the band ended. Fucking Simon. 

That is just my guesstimate. 

Same with X-factor and singing the deal with Syco again, Louis really wanted to create his own imprint company triple strings and sign his own artists, you could see how amazing he was at mentoring at x-factor really he has the warmth and motivational abilities of an angel, but as he said he was unable to sign people and there was too much red tape. 

I think the leverage is complex. I recently had a publishing deal come in and I was so excited I barely read it, later realised it was not the t&c I want; and had to void it. 

So yeah, I hope it answers your question a little. I enjoy writing this, but it's tricky to explain without referencing million of her things that happened in the industry.  

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