#im so silly TEE HEE

[shellshooked]

drew this while googling bridges near me

[graveyard-society]

tell me what possessed me into making this

[buwheal]

Pfft, you're right, you're right, there's not a whole lot we can do.

...

Unless...? Computer! Grow us arms and legs at once! We must hug our dear beloved Spamton and help him with... whatever that is he's doing. Bzzt! Rrrrrrrrrgh! Pow! Shhhhh...

...

Ah. We are still but paper, tragically.

(The sound effects are intended to be printed out like normal, not actual sounds)

[unknownchoatic]

more thoughts

Nightmares gang and they all know english but not actually

like Horror, resident english speaker is in a constant state of trying to teach the others

like Nightmare steals acquirers Killer and Dust, somehow not realizing that all three of the speak very different languages. and so Nm gets Horror and is like “do my evil bidding, also those two” points at Killer + Dust “teach them English”

and then Cross joins the gang knowing just enough English to have a simple conversation. and in the *insert number here* years the MTT has been at Nms, Killer and Dust still can barely speak English.

and missions are absolute hell cause Cross Killer and Dust keep on confusing words. and like trying to understand a language you don’t really know is hard enough, but now the person talking to you also doesnt know the language and they have a heavy accent from their native language that you also dont understand

[loser-otaku-girl]

Im actually a Internet virus

Interact with me once and its too late you've been infected by me

Ha ha u cant get rid of me

L + ratio

Ur stuck with me now

:3

[bigskydreaming]

Straight people stop writing about gay people being oh so cute and oblivious about their attraction to each other challenge. Hahaha people being so repressed due to growing up in homophobic societies they can't even acknowledge something as basic and fundamental as feeling an attraction towards a specific other person. That's ADORABLE!

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

the way bbh was So Irritated when people found out about ron and now he’s just. using the fact everyone knows about ron To His Advantage. he knows how people have gotten used to the feds and complacent to their little evils and now in a way he’s making them complacent to HIS little evils. but he’s also just straight testing them and their reactions to figure out who he can trust and how they react and what THEIR goals are and how far theyll go and who will understand and. i love him.

[spaciebabie]

its absolutely fucking crazy how in the span of 2 years how much i have changed as a person. i feel so old. like all the time now.

[politemulch]

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[saym0-0]

finally got steamworld heist since i realised its only 99p on mobile (£15ish on switch) and gave been going feral for the past several hours

[r3therat]

This. This is what brings me joy.

[rengoopadoopulous]

I heard we're drawing our f!Donnie designs in the canon one's clothing,,, SO I DID IT AS WELL :DD

I COULDN'T RESIST THE URGE TO GIVE HIM A BELT THOUGH IT JUST FEELS RIGHT 😔

[buwheal]

Putting in “Shake my Hand, Look in my Eyes” by Rinse and Repeat as a possible Spamton song

YOU GRABS YOU AND SHAKES YOUGGRRAHHHH NOT ""POSSIBLE"" I QUITE LITERALLY HAVE THAT ON MY PLAYLIST..... YOU AND ME.... SAME WAVELENGTH..... OUR BRAINS ARE LARGER THAN AVERAGE DUE TO OUR INCREDIBLE SPAMTON-RELATED INTELLIGENCE AND SUPERB TASTE...... BUT UH SHHHH I HAVENT SHARED AND ANALYZED THAT ONE WITH MY MOOT YET THOUGH !!!!!!!!! /j

[unknownchoatic]

im not the first person to use this idea and people have probably come up with the same thing… BUT!:

Odyssey au where when they’re fighting the cyclops Odysseus takes the hit for Polites and somehow hes not immediately dead. so like Eurylochus and Polites and all the other guys have to make an escape plan and as they’re hiding and trying to figure out what to do Polyphemus just drops to the floor (lotus eater wine moment). So as they’re trying to stop Odysseus from bleeding out he overhears the ideas for the escape plan, decides that each plan is shit and so from his position (laying on the cave floor bleeding out) hes like “sharpen the club into a spear and blind him” and Eurylochus is like “great idea Captain” so they do it.

and then its like normal escape except for the whole Odysseus doxxing himself part (yk cause at this point hes lost so much blood and is hurt and probably isn’t even conscious). so they get on the boat and sail while trying to heal Odysseus. but like… healing doesnt happen and the wound gets infected or smth (idk some kind of complication). so Odysseus is in his cabin (? room? idk) all fever-y and delirious and Eurylochus and Polites visit but they don’t tell the rest of the crew (other than the doctors) how bad his condition is getting.

and so the journey home is actually a lot smoother (yk cause Odysseus isnt being a boyfailure) and from the cyclops’ island they go back to Ithaca. and like at some point when they’re still a few days away Odysseus really starts dying. like he’s hallucinating and in so mych pain and he does even rlly recognize Eurylochus or Polites and like they both know that he is probably gonna die. so like in his final moments Polites holds him and is like “you can relax my friend,”

thank you for coming to my ted talk

(also alternate ending where by some miracle he hangs on until they get to Ithaca and there (where theres like good medical supplies and actual doctors he recovers)

[thefunniestguy]

I need more camp here and there friends right now actually ,,,,,,,, please be my friends please please /silly

[taiyami]

Do you ship your mutuals with any characters? If so, who and why

OF COURSE I DO .. it's the most fun a fella can have these days :)c I'm not super involved in the self-ship community, but I support it fully and indulge every once in a while. (If I leave anybody out I'm sorry, !)

@nagumoan always and forever will be attached to Jugram (BLEACH) or Shion's (JGKRK) image to me. I don't even know who Shion is but I do know he and Loni are happily married. In fact I was there for their wedding and caught their bouquet.

@hopefulstarfire I don't know this man personally but GUZMA (pokemon) for sure. That's their stinky man 😤🙌🏼 Kenz and I have known each other since teenagehood so I could list any and all their hubbies if I so felt inclined.

@upperranktwo MY SKY PIE ❤️ Douma only, there literally cannot be a more perfect duo. They are SOO SILLY together augh :o) They make me SO happy!!

@semisgroupie IKKAKU (BLEACH), I have never known a gal to be so perfect for that man !! I can't imagine him with anyone else, only my Ve.

@strawberrystepmom I always associate this pretty gal with Natsuo (BNHA), It just feels so right. Ice boy with a warm blooded gal, I love it !! I also love her and her old man Kakashi (who happens to be in his late 20s but shh. (I shouldnt have to say but. Naruto))

@nymphoheretic OUR DARLING RENGOKU (KNY) .. I just think these two are SO cute together 🥺 I just think they compliment each other really well. ❤️‍🔥

@rozentias MY BELOVED RÓ .. As much as I find Urahara (BLEACH) and Ró super silly and cute, I really love the dynamic he has with Axl (Guilty Gear) .. I think he just deserves to have a cute fun guy who loves him and cherishes him!! But I love all of his self ships, they're fun to talk about with him <:]

@diorsbrando Listen I know he's a troubled man but we love troubled men in these parts, I can't imagine Sosa without thinking of Sasuke too 💔 I LOVE seeing Sosa go a little feral over that man, it's what he deserves 😤

@sixeyesgojo Now he better not misbehave and cause my Yoru any problems or I will have a problem with him but .. Gojo 🫡 I trust that he takes care of them.

Aaaagh i hope I'm not missing anybody .. feel free to stop by my inbox if you want an assigned ship :o) There's a strong chance I pair a person with a character if we're mutuals, even if we don't talk much! I usually take a peek if someone has a f/o list, or I keep note whenever they have special tags for people. I wish I was more active about self ships because they're harmless fun, but I'm just embarrassed of my own HEHE. I'd talk about them more if people asked or came into my inbox but .. for now I just keep them to myself 🫡

Thanks for stopping by !!! I loved answering this !!!