#im so sad hes not in ravenclaw bc i am in ravenclaw

[j-nope-not-today]

Hello. Can I request a Maze runner match up please? . Im Gabriela but they mostly call me Gabby, 17 years old straight girl from Slovakia, 171 cm tall, Libra and my hp faculty is Ravenclaw. Im an only child. Im half Russian and half Slovak. Russian and Slovak are my native languages and I have a Russian accent. To others, my accent is hot and attractive. I have brown-green eyes, dirty blonde hair to my shoulders, Im tall and slim with wide hips and I wear black glasses. I have little freckles all Across my nose and cheeks but you need to look closer to see them. Im ENFP, introvert, shy, quiet, observant, reserved, witty, creative, accepting, a shoulder to cry on, caring and really shy. But I have a temper. Im hothead and impulsive. I hate argument tho. When someone will raise their voice, I get scared. My grades are mostly A's. Im allergic to strawberries and sunlight. Im literally a vampire because I have white skin and fangs. To others, Im monster. It makes me sad but whatever. I have lots of panic attacks and breakdows mostly because of my grandfather. He died 4 years ago. Its so painful because we had a special relationship. Im a huuge coffee addict and I ADORE cappuccino. I am an artist and dancer. I love music and I mostly listen to pop,rock and roll. I spend my free time studying, playing mobile games, reading books and drawing. Art is my passion. I have my black headphones in 24/7. I cry easily.. My biggest fears are rats, Dark, clowns, spiders and heights and I hate the sound of chewing. I love rainy days and Im the biggest bookworm ever. Books are literally my life and you can see me neither with book, textbooks or headphones. Im really shy and I stutter when Im nervous. Thats All. Thank you so much ❤️❤️

I match you with Thomas!

He thinks your very beautiful and even more so when he hears you speak. You instantly catch his attention.

Thomas very quickly realizes your a little shy, but he can work with it. He's very good at getting people to open up and he definitely gets you to open up to him. At first he's just looking to make a new friend, but once he gets to know you he's gonna fall hard.

He's quick to get into arguments and so he'll try to steer clear of those with you. He doesn't mind your hot headness since he's dealt with it before. If he can handle Gally he can handle anything.

He doesn't think you look like a monster, but he'll do his best to keep you out of the sun and away from eating any strawberries and reminding you how perfect you are.

He'll be a shoulder for you to cry on when your upset or panicky and would probably do something stupid to make you laugh.

He's fine with whatever hobbies you have. He's not much of a reader, but he will listen to you read to him if you wanted too. Admires your artwork. He's definitely gonna love the music you listen to. He's one of those people who can listen to literally anything and enjoy it.

He'll do his best to keep you away from things your scared of, but the most he can do is comfort you when you see a spider or your in the dark. He'll distract you and try to ease your panic.

It's a good thing your so smart though bc Thomas is the village idiot so your gonna have to keep him out of trouble.

All in all you'll work together perfectly!

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

bruh i saw some fanart and now ive been overthinking this for h o u r s SO

what fuckin hogwarts house would midoriya be in??

idk where even to begin hes got so much potential....god

he could either be in slytherin or hufflepuff due to the fact that my boy is....so so dedicated and passionate and hardworking (bro fuckin ADDED to the training regiment all might gave him LIKE BRO..) and AMBITIOUS like bro he never gave up. ever. never at all. everyone told him he couldnt do it, he still persevered despite it. hes constantly being an underdog/pushing forward good GOD we love him. and also hes so kind and sweet and he values other people and their accomplishments which is also another meshing of hufflepuff and slytherin traits

on the other hand tho our boy is so incredibly smart, not bc he necessarily is naturally, but bc he just loves learning so much. like he has natural observant ability but he takes that and fuckin RUNS with it. hes always studying SOMETHING whether it be quirks or school studies or hero theories or how afo works or w/e. he values knowledge so much and hes always so excited to learn more and look at things from different angles and oh my god.....that is the HEART of ravenclaw, just the unbridled passion for learning the ins-and-outs of what interests u

and yet,,,,,midoriya is so fuckin brave. like bros. my mans doesnt know shit about kouta except his tragic backstory(tm) and yet he still fought to the ALMOST DEATH (!!!!) for him. bro straight up went for shigaraki and nomu TWICE for tsu and all might. fuckin faced bakugou during their first battle training with as much confidence as one can get!!! BRUH HE LITERALLY CAME UP WITH A PLAN THAT ACTUALLY W O R K E D WHILE FUCKING ALL FOR ONE WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!!! SHIT bro NEVER gave 👏 UP 👏 even though he was absolutely TERRIFIED we love him

god so i honestly have no idea where the hell to put him. but here is my attempt to try

since his bravery stems from his love and dedication to his friends i feel like that still technically counts as more hufflepuff brand of bravery than griffindor, so we can probably drop that house. probably

but between ravenclaw, slytherin, and hufflepuff? god. i really have absolutely no idea.

since caring about others and striving to reach his goals is more core to his personality than him being smart (he more uses his smarts as a tool to accomplish the two previous things), i think maybe we can drop ravenclaw as well (f in the chat boys im sad he wont join me in the birb house)

which leaves slytherin and hufflepuff. both are honestly rlly related when u think abt it so its very hard

in the end i think motivation is what separates the two? like slytherin is more....working hard so you can make a difference, so you can feel accomplished and proud of yourself, so you can constantly remind yourself and others that you are worth the space youve filled. hufflepuff is more like working hard so you can also make a difference, so you can be absolutely certain that no one else will have to suffer the way you did, so you can help others because you just have so much hope for the world and humanity

and if we take a look into midoriya’s ideals and how hes answered when ppl asked him why he wants to be a hero/why kind of hero he wants to be/why he idolizes all might, i think we get our answer in the end

my boy is a hufflepuff

so mayhaps i didnt need to think it thro this hard but i wanted to have more actual valid reasons than “ehh midoriya is a softboy crybaby he belongs in the soft kid house” like theyre both so much MORE THAN THAT so i just wanted to jot down my thoughts idk

anyway stan midoriya

[im-ovulating]

Hello. Can I request a MHA match up please? I prefer to be matched with boys from class 1A. Im Gabriela but they mostly call me Gabby, 17 years old straight girl from Slovakia, 171 cm tall, Libra and my hp faculty is Ravenclaw. Im an only child. Im half Russian and half Slovak. Russian and Slovak are my native languages and I have a Russian accent. To others, my accent is hot and attractive. I have brown-green eyes, dirty blonde hair to my shoulders, Im tall and slim with wide hips and I wear black glasses. I have little freckles all Across my nose and cheeks but you need to look closer to see them. Im ENFP, introvert, shy, quiet, observant, reserved, witty, creative, accepting, a shoulder to cry on, caring and really shy. But I have a temper. Im hothead and impulsive. I hate argument tho. When someone will raise their voice, I get scared. My grades are mostly A's. Im allergic to strawberries and sunlight. Im literally a vampire because I have white skin and fangs. To others, Im monster. It makes me sad but whatever. I have lots of panic attacks and breakdows mostly because of my grandfather. He died 4 years ago. Its so painful because we had a special relationship. Im a huuge coffee addict and I ADORE cappuccino. I am an artist and dancer. I love music and I mostly listen to pop,rock and roll. I spend my free time studying, playing mobile games, reading books and drawing. Art is my passion. I have my black headphones in 24/7. I cry easily.. My biggest fears are rats, Dark, clowns, spiders and heights and I hate the sound of chewing. I love rainy days and Im the biggest bookworm ever. Books are literally my life and you can see me neither with book, textbooks or headphones. Im really shy and I stutter when Im nervous. Thats All. Thank you so much ❤️❤️

Hey, I'm sorry but my match ups are closed, have been since last year😅 same with my quirk match ups, which have been closed since early this past spring...

I have a small question only bc this is the second match up request I've gotten today, but: did I forget to put the closed date for my match ups event?

[justafairytailofinnocence]

hi! could i possibly get a twilight and harry potter match up?

my pronouns are she/her

I have red hair, green eyes, am 5’3, and wear glasses.

I’d prefer to be shipped with a male but I’m good with females too

I am an introverted person. I spend most of my time alone and normally cancel plans bc i prefer staying home then feel really guilty about it afterwards.

When i take the love language test I always get quality time even though I feel like I’m really big on touch. It’s hard for me to put my emotions into words a lot so showing love that way is my way to go. And i normally need it back in order to not feel like I’m being clingy.

I’m a huge overthinker and procrastinator. Which is a horrible combination considering I overthink about procrastinating. It’s a vicious cycle.

I speak fluent sarcasm constantly and am really stubborn. I’m pretty sure people roll their eyes at me more than the an average person receives.

I hate being woken up early. If it’s before 9:30 am then it’s still night time.

my hobbies are creative writing, reading(romance and fantasy mainly), scrapbooking, and cooking. I love to bake but I can’t bake for crap unless the box is labeled betty crocker mix.

My sense of fashion is super basic. Honestly if i’m not actively going out then I’m most likely in sweats and a oversized tshirt. But it I do go out then leggings/ripped jeans and a basic graphic tshirt it is. I have 3 pairs of converse and I wear them religiously.

I hate talking on the phone to new people. It makes me even more anxious then talking to them in person. And i’m normally decently quiet until you know me really well and then I don’t shut up (kinda like how i’m rambling now lol). I need people whether romantically or platonically to be able to take a joke and play argue with me. It’s a must.

My favorite season is winter and my favorite holiday is Christmas. My birthday is also on Valentine’s day which can be a bummer.

Lastly, Im a ravenclaw and everytime I take the personality type quizzes I always get different letters at the end so I couldn’t tell you what I am.

Thank you💕

Hello dear 💖 for twilight I ship you with:

Jasper cullen🤠

- so jasper relates to you, he's seen as odd and not the biggest fan of social gatherings unless you or Alice is there.

- he often sticks back with you and doesn't act defensive since he is an inside person.

- jasper can help you by changing your emotion. He doesn't do it normally only if you want to.

- you would be the type of person he would fall for and your very alike.

- he would lie down in the forest and stay with you in the quiet not saying a word.

- if you were turned your gift would be snow, you have the ability to control snow.

- Alice used to be sad she didn't earn jasper's affection but she stuck by you.

- you married in the Cullen's home with Alice as your sister figure. You have a half breed child with your hair and his eyes.

For harry potter I ship you with:

Neville longbottom🪴

And

Draco malfoy 🐍

- the two both are after you mainly for your personality and caring.

- draco likes your style and personality he would totally appreciate your serenity. However the downside is he may invite you to social gatherings.

- neville is totally a chill and homebody person. He would get your feelings and even take you on quiet dates.

- the two would probably get into fights. Draco would mock him while neville would defend you.

- I feel as though neville may get you on a deeper level however draco gets you on a loving level.

- if you married draco it would involve him going to the manor. Your child would be half blooded with your hair and eyes.

- If you married neville, you would live in diagon ally with a quiet life. Your child would have his hair and your eyes.

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta ✨️

[waynewifey]

I JUST READ UR CEDRIC FIC AND IM IN LOVE!! LOVE I TELL U 🤍🤍 omg would it be alright if u wrote a cedric x reader where the readers friends w the golden trio and close to harry and cedric both. the reader starts spending more time w harry bc of exams and makes cedric feel left out since hes a year older.. cedric gets jealous and tries to make the reader jealous by spending time with cho? and when exams are done the reader finds cedric & cho hugging & after cho leaves they talk and both confess?

Who am I to you? —

Pairing: Cedric Diggory x fem!Gryffindor!Reader

Summary: (request from @hauntsu)

Warnings: panic attack, angst, fluff at the end.

Words: 1200.

A/N: Thank you so much for this request. I was about to delete my account because I had no inspiration and this totally helped me reminding how much I love to write. Thank you for your feedback on ‘Womanizer’ too, it really means so much to me. For the sake of the request, I modified the grade Cedric was in and his age, which I know it makes no sense and technically he wouldn’t be in the Triwizard Tournament, just ignore this. So just we’re clear: Cedric is 15 and Y/N is 14. I hope you enjoy this, feel free to send requests!

As the exams were getting closer, the students got more and more anxious. Y/N L/N was a great student, but a bit paranoid about her grades. She would often spend the entire night studying, revising and doing her homework, which led up to a very poor sleep schedule. She then started to sleep in class, or even skip them. Good thing that she had great friends who helped her with it. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger were L/N’s best friends since second grade, they were always there for each other. This year, Y/N and Harry got closer, her helping him with the Triwizard Tournament and him helping her with her studies. He wasn’t a genius like Hermione, but at least he had patience and enjoyed her company. L/N and Potter sat under a tree next to the Black Lake, eyes focused on their books and hands on frenetic pens.

“So...” Y/N broke the silence after an hour, “Any clue on the first task?” She said monotonously, already expecting a ‘no’.

“Oh, didn’t I tell you? Right, last night Hagrid told me to follow him into the Forbidden Forest — he’s crazy, I know — and showed me a couple of dragons there. There was some kind of staff too, so I’m positive that the same task has something to do with dragons.” Harry said proudly, though he hadn’t really a plan, “Delacour and Krum know it too, so I was thinking of telling Diggory, you know, it wouldn’t be fair with him.”

“It’s a good idea, really... I wonder how you stayed so humble being The-Boy-Who-Lived.” Y/N grinned to him, gathering her things. “We better get going then, it’s getting late.”

“Can I have a word?” Harry said, making Cedric instantly get up from the bench he was laying down.

“Alright.” The older one said, following the teenagers. His group of friends screaming ‘Ya stink Potter!’, making the blond boy laugh.

“Dragons. That’s the first task. They’ve got one for each of us.” Potter said, when finally far enough from the other students. ‘Come on Ced!’ said one of the Hufflepuffs.

“Are you serious?” Cedric’s eyes flickered between the green eyed boy and Y/N, who stood beside him. “And, um, Fleur and Krum... do they-?”

“Yes.” L/N murmured, rolling her eyes at the group who kept calling Cedric. She wasn’t able to look at her childhood friend since she realised she was in love with him. She feared he would discover and, being as popular as Cedric Diggory were, everyone in Hogwarts would know. The HufflePuff nodded once and the Gryffindors turned to leave. Cedric reached to Y/N’s arm, making them both turn back to him.

“Hey, listen... About the badges, I’ve asked them not to wear them.” He kindly told them, looking directly at Y/N, as she was the one who deserved that apology.

“Don’t worry about it.” Harry replied, quickly leaving with his friend.

“L/N, hey!” A boy exclaimed, sitting beside her at the library, with a couple books. ‘Shhh!’, proclaimed Madam Pince. He apologised with a shy smile.

“I thought we were on a first name basis, Ced.” She replied, without directly looking at him, head still on her parchment.

“Well, it’s been a while since we’ve talked properly. Do you mind if I study with you?” Diggory smiled hopeful at her, already opening his material. She didn’t say anything, just kept writing her potions assignment. “So, you and Potter, huh?” He said after a couple minutes.

“I- What?!” Y/N exclaimed too loud for her own good, receiving dirty looks from the other students. “Where did that came from?!”

“You’re always together, I thought...”

“We-” She paused. “I... don’t know, actually... I’ve never thought of it that way before.” Y/N thought for a moment. She never noticed if Harry had any interest in her. They were only friends, of course. Or maybe not? Maybe she should get over her crush on the older boy. Cedric was still, the side of his mouth twitched in anger. He, too, had liked her for a long time now, and seeing her drift away made him angry at himself. He was scared of loosing her someway, and Potter seemed like a bit of a competition.

Y/N’s eyes burned Cho Chang’s head from the other side of the Great Hall. The Ravenclaw had her arms around Cedric’s body, both of them smiled happily. L/N’s body was consumed with jealousy. She wanted so badly to be the one next to him. Her friends noticed and tried to lead the conversation somewhere else, but she wouldn’t pay attention to them. As people started to get up, the (y/h/c) haired girl felt salty tears falling on her cheeks. She angrily stood up and left to her Herbology class. The tears blurred her vision and she could no longer see the hallways. Her legs were weak and failed her, dropping the girl on the floor, desperately crying against a wall. Why couldn’t that be her? Why was so difficult to be with the boy she loved so much for so long? Her eyes closed and all she could see was the couple through that week. All the times they held hands, hugged and laughter together. She heard footsteps approaching but ignored them, only feeling the pain on her chest. Large arms embraced her with a familiar scent.

“Hey, I’m here. You’re fine. Just remember to breath.” Cedric guided her breathing for a couple of minutes until she finally stopped crying. He knew about her panic attacks and always helped her when he could. Once the (y/e/c) girl was stable, she realised who kept her company. “Are you okay? Can I ask you what happened?”

“I can’t do this anymore, Ced. I can’t keep pretending I’m not deeply in love with you for years now. I can’t keep seeing you with another girl and wishing it was me. Like, who am I to you? I just... I can’t.” Her voice was weak and she stared at the floor at her front. She felt a warm hand on her chin, making her look to the boy. He had a soft grin on his face, a comforting one. She frowned her eyebrows in confusion as his eyes admired her lips.

“I love you too, Y/N. Cho was a terrible attempt to try to make you jealous... She doesn’t even like boys.” They both giggled. “I thought you liked Potter, honestly. All the time you’ve been spending together and I thought you were slowly driving away from me because I’m one year older. I’ve loved you since ever. I just- I’m sorry.” Cedric’s hazel eyes were sad. Y/N smiled softly at him, putting her hands on his neck and slowly pulling him into a kiss. Their lips danced like they’ve done it for years. They broke the contact smiling.

“Come on,” Cedric said, helping L/N to get up. “I have a fake girlfriend to break up with.”

[mostlikelyshutup]

thoughts while watching the first harry potter:

listen i started this list a little late im ngl but notable thoughts so far are me thinking of dumbledore as a gay idiot and still loving hagrid

do you think hes speaking in parseltongue in the zoo when hes speaking to the snake

forgot boats existed

these idiots do scream a lot dont they

i forgot how light hearted this universe really is in the first couple movies

yer a wizard harry, okay hagrid maybe slide him into it a little better

we get it tuney you have fucking trauma, doesnt mean you should abuse a child

hasnt everyone had their name down since they were born, hagrid? theres a list

i like that his umbrella is pink

are you paying for those damages hargid? stop taking the door off the hinges

though, if the dursleys are, keep breaking shit

speaking about dragons on the the fucking tube, its a miracle harry didnt get in trouble with the ministry sooner

what is hagrid's usual? does anyone know???

fucking Quirrell, cant wait for your epic love story with the dark lord

maybe we should tell the 12 year old how the fuck everyone knows his name, just maybe

they do a great job of getting the wonder down pat

how much money and licensing do you think it took for them to get all these owls on set

ahh yes, antisemitism the bank

how many vaults are in gringotts?? also if harry's vault is the potters vault, a literal like sacred 28 family, one of the original families, and its number 600 something, how many were there before the potters?? did the potters get a vault recently? or is this james and lily's vault?? how rich were james and lily if so??

look at ollivander, crazy tinker uncle, love him

this might be the socialist in me but why do people have to pay for wands if everyone needs one??

why is the dark lords twin wand just sitting around on the shelf, ollie me boy??

do you think thats Harry's true wand or do you think thats because of the horcux thing?? do you harry had to get another wand after he died?? did he? i dont remember the last movie

is ollie me boys actor wearing contacts or are his eyes just like that??

thats a very weird way of showing Halloween 81, very misleading

hagrid said ill predict voldys rise in the first movie so we can have some plot development

hagrid is late to everything isnt he? i can feel it in my bones

i swear ive seen these movies, and ive even read the first book, i just dont remember shit

youd think theyd have someone in the know stationed close to the entrance for the platform, for any muggleborns

ginnys actress really had no fucking lines in this movie did she, just had to stand there

oh wait she said good luck

amazing work ginny

ooh a warm filter

can muggles see the express? like just running from london to scotland

wicked!

you didnt have to show the woman the sad sandwich ron

i think the trolly replenishes magically, i think thats how thats how that works, i want to believe that

god i cant tell if i would love or hate hermione, shes pretentious but so was i at that age

god dont fucking point your wand right in someones face mione

how does mione know who harry is?? why does she care?

look at the tiny first years, might just go and pinch theyre cheeks

MINNIEEEE i love you minnie

looking stunning minnie, the green brings out the sternness in your brow

you go minnie, give your speech, thats my head of house

shut up draco, youre not bond

you pretentious fuckwit, your hair is brassy anyways

if this is a class of kids born in the middle of a war, how big are the usual class sizes wtf

THE FUCKING CLAP

fucking propaganda ron, you slytherin hater

what order are these names going in, did they just randomized the list

oooh we get quiet for the boy who lived, jesus let him keep living

the fact that for the rest of these people its just silent is so fucking funny to me, Harry's just fucking whispering to himself

get their attention minnie

me dads a muggle, mums a witch, bit of a shock for him when he found out

NICK, love to see you buddy

i have no emotional attachment to peeves but i feel i should mention him here

the stairs still piss me off, why the fuck would you make moving stair cases

who sets out gloves for the next day? am i the weird one who doesnt??

Minnie, you are the love of my life

shut up snape you dramatic bloodpurist incel

i know theyre setting him up to be mistaken as the villain but jesus christ hes still an asshole

your robes Neville, you forgot your robes

its weird how they have to learn all these latin charms yet only have to say up to get their brooms to work

why wont you go after him, hes obviously not exactly in control, Hooch

does Hooch only teach first years? she is quite literally the equivalent of a history teacher who coaches football

what the fuck is Quirells classroom

they dont make the house teams because no first years can try out, Ron

MINNIE PLAYED QUIDDITCH?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS

why didnt you speak up earlier Mione wtf

bc the fire wont give you away, harry, better hide

FLUFFY, WHOS A GOOD BOY

they have much worse things locked up in the school, Ron

Oliver wood is a bloody liar because i still dont fuckign understand quidditch, also theres like 500 rules, wtf

thats a shitty explanation of how the game works, Oliver

BLOW IT UP SEAMUS

SHES TWO FEET BEHIND YOU RON YOU IDIOT

carrot cake? on halloween?

dont shrug as if you didnt literally bully her ron

thought youd oughta know, bit of an understatement Quirell

no duh the trolls left the dungeon ron

lying: the best start to any friendship

we're at a net zero points for gryffindor for the year at the moment

the amount of interaction these kids have with professors is so weird to me, is this what small class size do to kids?? its weird

not comforting Oliver

Okay i understand Oliver simps now, I get it okay

are there no backups or subs for quidditch? feels like there should be, like of all the games

set him on fire mione, i know hes not the villain of the movie but god he sucks

fancy flying from harry fucking potter

okay but also i feel like there are some things we should not trust hagrid with, like hes not that great at keeping secrets

why is harry excited about christmas if he thinks hes not getting presents? i knw there are other aspects but like thats the only reasont o get up early

i always remember this scene at night for some reason??

not just an invisibility cloak, THE invisibility cloak ron

btw who gives it to harry? is it remus? is it dumbledore? is it like an inheritance thing? whats up with that?

there are jumpscares in harry potter

he very much can hide, filch

stop being a narc mrs norris

does harry even know what his parents look like at this point? how does he know who the fuck is in the mirror of erised?? he doesnt have that stupid scrapbook yet does he

oh they nod, sure lets clear up that plot hole

they shouldve put sirius and remus in the mirror in that scene, shown his whole family, wouldve been a nice setup

how does rupert grint already look so tired as a twelve year old

big speech to give to a twelve year old Dumbledore, when you wont even tell him what you see

Emma really does just slam that book on Daniels hand, thats mustve fucking sucked

the fact that ive watched two movies that had Nicholas Flamel in two very different roles this year is very strange to me

well thats probably on account of it being a fucking dragon egg hagrid, now isnt it?

was hagrid a hufflepuff? i think he was, maybe a ravenclaw

yes four, you blonde idiot

that shot is really nice, it sets them apart

what happened to filch to make him such a miserable man?

ooh mention of werewolves, awooo werewolves of london

yeah just dip your whole hand in hagrid, dont be scared of the strange liquid, take a nice little bath

i loev that dog, i want that dog, i want to hug that dog

god just the look of that forest is so bloody cool

wait so is that quirell walking fucking backwards?

maybe ask who the fuck youre talking to before asking other questions??? wtf harry

why are yout talking to the centaur like hes your old friend harry, youve literally never met him before

snape doesnt want the stone at all Harry

god hagrid you sweet stupid man

snape is completely valid for that, if a twelve year old ever looked at me like that i would punch them

Do you think people ever loose invisibility cloaks? like theyre invisible do you think they ever just never get found again

i hate the look of the dog spit, that is so gross

they really left everything in except for the fucking potions didnt they, damn

harry potter walked so queens gambit could run

hermione, posted up

rons stupid in the later movies because he got a concussion as a twelve year old

god harry really posted up to beat up snape in fucking khakis

"I knew you were a danger to me!" Hes twelve, Quirell

let me wait for this weird dude to unravel his head scarf instead of running away

the magic in this movie is real fucking conditional isnt it

just some casual necromancy for the stone? you sure about that voldy, you two faced bitch?

let me choke out this twelve year old real quick

oh yeah why is he able to just avengers endgame Quirell? is there an answer to that? like was that ever found out

do you think voldy passing by him while he hold the stone actually killed him but since he holds the stone hes functionally unkillable and then some magic gets put into him and thats why he can return to life later when he actually goes to the whole afterlife place?

ohhh we're vouching on the blood magic for the endgaming of Quirell

do you think dumbledore came across the vomit flavored bean before or after his sister died?

Mione's got a headband! Looking snazzy!

how did Hufflepuff only get 352 points? Gryffindor literally lost 150 points this year and they only beat them by 50, wtf, is it because they kept getting caught with weed

I wont even speak on the fucking outrage that is this point awarding, its already been spoken on. However, Neville shouldve gotten more points

What if someone just stood up and started challenging Dumbledores math, that would be so funny

some of these extras are really attractive

but james potter is somehow so fucking ugly why did they do that to my mans

hagrid deserves the last shot of this film, i love him, he deserves everything, that stupid sweet man

[nad-zeta]

Match up ~(˘▾˘~)

Hi I’d like an Ikevamp matchup! (This is my first time doing this but oof) i’m a shy(at first) brown(Filipino to be exact) girl that’s a lil on the chubby side, Virgo, messy short hair, 149 cm(short-), and an INFJ T and a Ravenclaw. I’ve also got really fat legs and as much as i like them some dont :”) i like to read books than listen to people read them aloud cuz I’m a visual learner. I like writing bc it helps me get all these ideas out of my head. But i’m really unorganized so i never really finished anything other than a few poems and one horror short story. I enjoy cracking a good joke for anyone to laugh at and am really affectionate with my loved ones. I draw sometimes too but they’re not that good :> so my hobbies are:writing(mainly), drawing. I love learning about new stuff that’s not really included in school bc it’s not one of my biggest priorities to me lmao. I also really like studying whilst listening to music. But unto my dislikes, i really dont like injustice for other people and have this belief in me(i belive everyone is equal). I hate loud noises (eg. rain, or a truck) it messes with me more than my hair lol. I don’t like people insulting me in a more meaningful sense, meaning im not hurt if anyone curses at me but if it’s a little more meaningful then that hits me hard. Most people think im insensitive but i get hurt too ya know. But i always welcome critique even if it doesnt seem so. I flirt sometimes with my friends cuz thats how much i love them ig. I can play the ukulele but im not too fond on playing instruments so i ight sing instead of both. Anyway, i hope that’s enough. Message me if it wasn’t and i’ll add more! Thanks!

 Hi hi, love! ❤🥰Thank you so much for the request! Ooooh your first match-up, how exciting! I hope I can live up to your expectations. 🦋🥰☀️Anyways sorry for the long wait and I truly hope you enjoy. Hope you have a super good day!❤🥰  @la-liar​

So I match you with…………… Mozart

So the first time the two of you interact, it was basically silence. Both of you cuties were too shy and reserved to speak to each other. That is basically how it was for the first few weeks of your stay at the mansion. 

You were rather shy, so you kept mostly to yourself spending all your time in the library, reading and writing. But that all changed one day when you discovered the music room. 

You had decided on a whim to explore the mansion a bit and stumbled upon a pristine music room. You made your way inside and smiled as you spotted a ukulele in the corner of the room. You simply couldn’t help yourself, as you picked up the instrument and started to play. Closing your eyes as you played, you started to sing along to the familiar tune.

At that moment, Mozart had walked past his beloved music room. He had stepped out for a moment, only to get himself a freshly brewed cup of hot chocolate before continuing to compose his newest piece. The second he heard the sound of an instrument coming from his beloved music room he sighed internally. He slammed open the door and froze in his tracts when he spotted you sitting on the floor in the corner of the room absorbed by the music you were producing. He had every intention of scolding you, but all that dissipated as the soft, soothing tones of your voice wash over him like a gentle ocean wave. He found himself calm and at peace for once in his life. 

Inspired by the tune you were singing, he sat down at the grand piano and started playing along. The second the first note of the piano echoed off the walls of the room you opened your eyes in shock, not realizing someone had come in midway through your song. You profusely apologized to the man and left before he could say anything.

For the rest of the day Mozart was stuck, he couldn’t get that song you were singing out of his head. He was starting to get frustrated as thoughts of you were plaguing his mind. That night he stormed up to your room, took you by the hand and guided you back to the music room where he handed you the ukulele, “Play.” His words were blunt and his violet eyes were sharp and determined. You stared up at the man in confusion as he sat down at the grand piano, waiting for you to start the song. You sighed sitting down next to him on the bench and softly started strumming the strings. Mozart couldn’t keep the faint smile from forming on his face at the sound of the perfect harmony and melody the two of you produced together. Since that night you were the only other person, other than Sebastian permitted to enter into the music room whenever you wanted.

Every day since, you would wander into the room as Mozart would play the soothing melodies. You loved to study while listening to music. So every day you would bring your books to the music room as Mozart played and just sit and read or write, as Mozart’s symphonies would echo in the background. Although the white-haired man would never admit it, he very much enjoyed your company. Unlike the rest of the residents, you were quiet and soft-spoken, and you didn’t irritate him like the rest of his housemates. 

Often during the afternoons, when Mozart would take a break from playing, he would walk over the corner of the room that you would occupy and just stare down at you. He would usually in his classical tsundere roundabout way, ask you if you wanted to grab lunch with him. You honestly had to smile at his clumsily blunt tone and the dust of pink that would grace his features.

The two of you would sit under the shade of a tree and chat for hours and hours about the most random of topics. You had quickly come to realize that the brutal way in which Mozart spoke, was just a front to cover up his true feelings. Thus you never minded the meaningless insults that he would occasionally throw your way. Cause they were just that meaningless. If anything, the way he would say them with that slight smile dancing across his lips, they were probably meant as his own type of endearments towards you.

Both of you cuties often get so absorbed in your daydreams that during your lunchtime picnic, that you can be found just staring into space. Mozart’s mind would be occupied with the latest songs that he would like to compose, and your mind would be drifting off, thinking about the latest topic that you have learned about or read. Its actually pretty hilarious, especially when the two of you are at the dinner table and Arthur is chatting away to the two of you, while both of you would be off in dreamland. It’s only when Arthur waves a hand in front of your eyes that both of you come back to reality. During these times, you and Mozart usually lock eyes and laugh, as it had become a somewhat, inside joke between the two of you.

You often flirted with the man, especially after the two of you had started to become friends. You loved the way his cheeks would get dusted in a light pink shade matching his eyes perfectly. And you can’t help but laugh whenever he stutters a little insult in response. Although don’t get me wrong, he is the only person who can give you small insult endearments. Anyone else who dare utter one bad thing about you, will face Mozart’s scorn. 

Like one time the two of you went to the bookshop to browse together, when some dodge man came up to you and started telling you that a woman shouldn’t be in a book shop and that the book you were holding was too advanced for you. Cue Mozart practically tearing apart the man with his sharp gaze. Mozart’s voice boomed in the bookshop like a crack of a whip, and by the time he was done giving the man a verbal smackdown, the dodgy fellow couldn’t leave the shop quick enough. 

Just then violet eyes met your dark brown ones, as Mozart gave you the most tender look and asked in a soft tone if you were okay. He could see the sadness in your eyes, and he knew even though you put up a tough front, you were also rather sensitive deep down. He gave you a tight hug and kissed your forehead as he told you not to ponder on the man’s hurtful words. “Mein Liebe, don’t let that man’s mindless babble bother you.” He then took you by the hand and lead you to a coffee shop where he bought the two of you some hot chocolate. And the two of you spent the rest of the afternoon chatting away.

It wasn’t clear exactly when you and Mozart transitioned from friendship into a relationship, but regardless you were the only person privileged enough to see this man’s soft side. And boy oh boy was his smile enough to make your heart melt. Mozart is actually a massive softie under his harsh words, and loves to shower you in affection. He knows you hate loud noises, so he is always sure to, take you the town route with the least amount of people and noises. And you best be sure he will be by your side to soothe you in a split second during any type of thunderstorms

He never knew just how much you hated loud noises like thunderstorms until one night. It was the dead of night, and the sky was littered with dark stormy clouds and flashes of lightning. You woke up abruptly to the loud rumble of thunder that followed a flash of light. You let out a loud squeak as you pulled your blanket over your head, in an attempt to block out the noise. By the second flash and roars of thunder, you were on your feet making your way to Mozart’s room. 

You gently pushed open the door, when yet another loud crack of thunder and lightning could be heard shaking the mansion’s walls. Mozart had no time to react, as all he heard was the patter of your bare feet on the wooden floor, and then the weight of a warm body diving onto his bed. He cracked open an eye and was shocked to see the expression of dread on your tear-stained face. He wasted no time at all in pulling you beneath the covers into his warm embrace and he pressed your face to his warm chest. He gently traced soothing circles on your back, while he tenderly sang you a soft lullaby to coax you into sleep. The noise of thunder and lightning faded into the background, as you focus on the feeling of Mozart’s fingertips dancing across your skin and his soft, soothing voice. 

Since then, at any sign of a storm, Mozart would be sure to drop everything and seek you out. He would usually wrap the two of you in a fluffy blankie, and he just holds you tight in his arms. Sometimes he would play the piano to soothe your anxiety, while other times he will just sing to you.

Mozart absolutely loves your sense of humour, and his stony features will always crack with a slither of a smile whenever you make a joke. Bonus points if you actually get him to laugh. He will legit huff out in laughter, while shyly hiding his face in the crook of your neck as you continue to crack hilarious jokes. Anyone privileged enough to see this rare scene unfolds is very lucky indeed, as Mozart’s smile and laughter is like the sun coming out after a very long stormy week. It is bright and filled with warmth, and reserved for your eyes only.

Even though you have a tendency to never really finish writing, Mozart will insist you show him any of the pieces that you do manage to complete. He loves the way your words flow on paper, and it down right inspires him to write a few songs to accompany your stories. He also beams with pride whenever you draw him a cute little scene on his sheet music. He will be sure to keep that page with your doodle safe for all eternity, cause he just loves them so much. 

The two of you cuties are the most affectionate couple around, behind closed doors of course as Mozart might just die from embarrassment if the two of you engage in any sort of PDA. He loves it when you sit beside him and rest your head on his shoulder as he plays you the newest ballad of his love. You are the love of his life, and he will spend every day of his existence loving you. He loves to give you cute little Eskimo and butterfly kisses whenever the two of you meet in the hallway.

You best be sure this man will spend every free moment he can get hugging and cuddling you. Often the two of you cuties will simply be spending a quiet afternoon in the music room together, nestled in each others arms while drinking a warm cup of hot chocolate, listening to the pitter patter of the rain outside. 

Other potential matches……………. Dazai

I hope you enjoyed this dear and I hope you have the best day. 🦋☀️❤

[spxllcxstxr]

🚢 — hi love, i was wondering if i could get ship for hp in the marauders era? i’m terribly sorry if these are closed, feel free to ignore this!!

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my pronouns are she/her or she/they... i’m still debating which set i like better haha and i would like a male ship pretty please <3

i am a ravenclaw, with some slytherin & hufflepuff traits here and there :) and i am an ambivert!

i am, much to my dismay, only 5’ 1.5” (to all my tall peeps out there... saying that i’m jealous of you would be an understatement.) i am quite curvy (and omg kinda insecure abt that ✌️) i have long, silky, and straight black hair that reaches the base of my back, and i love eyeliner so so much like i’m not even joking (on good days at least)

people often tell me that at first glance i seem bubbly, happy, and kinda quiet or shy hehe, and my friends have said that once you get to know me i am genuine, creative, funny, empathetic, a good listener, charming, painfully stubborn, righteous, and little loud, and very very dramatic jhjfk

i am pretty shy in new environments but with my friends i am loud asf, like seriously i need to shut up 😐 i am very very loyal and i value any bit of trust someone has in me.

my love language is definitely physical touch. i am one of those affectionate yet somehow touch-starved people haha! i find that sometimes words (or saying them atleast) can be a little bit hard and awkward for me, so i like to project my feelings and love for people through physical contact and all the affection they could ever dream of <3 and omg that thing where someone leans into your touch? marvelous. absolutley marvelous.

i like it when people play with my hair or touch me in some way, although if they’re a stranger then i will pull out my ninja moves and roundhouse kick them if they touch me 🤺 i also really like to play with other peoples hair!! (my love for long-ish hair is showing hnng-)

i could ramble about the sky, the stars, and just astronomy in general for days and never get tired of it, bc wow have you ever seen the night sky? i get so excited when i recognize a star or a constellation or a planet and agh i just love astronomy!! star gazing is one of my most favorite things to do <3 (and i have a these necklaces that i love so so much okay, one has the constellation of my zodiac, and the other has my fave constellation!!!)

i am a very very sassy, sarcastic, and witty person! i live for playful banter and teasing, i guess you could say that���s my way of flirting after me and the person i’m interested in have a friendship aha! i have comebacks for days and will not hesitate to roast someone into oblivion (although if it’s that harsh then i’ll immediately apologize bc i pinky promise i'm not mean okay)

i love to draw! i have a sketchbook and it’s strictly for my eyes only, UNLESS i deem someone special enough to view my sacred scribbles <33 i love to sketch people and things, and this might sound creepy but i have this urge to draw the people i’m close to sometimes (i did this a few times and omg i felt so embarrassed so i hid the drawings rip)

singing and music is also a big interest of mine! i’m not the best with instruments (i took viola for a while and i can still play but im no prodigy) but i am pretty good with my voice. people have told me that i have an ~aesthetic~ singing voice and that i have good vocal range hehe! sometimes i randomly break out into song around people i’m close to and they always either laugh or scoff and call me a ‘drama queen’ (i live for theatrics if you can’t tell, anyone who can match my dramatic flare is just yes <33)

oh and i am always down to do dangerous, stupid, and fun shit with my friends AHA 😙‼️i like to focus on the positive side of things, but i do have my icky days where i feel super insecure, sad, and useless ahaha 🥲✌️ my friends always make me feel better tho <3

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whoops omg this was so long, i am SO SORRY

(pls accept my apology bc i feel kinda bad now 🥲)

congratulations on 500!! you deserve each and every follower you have and i am just so so happy for you!

mwah mwah tysm and make sure you’re drinking water and taking care of yourself, love!! 💞💞

Ahhh thank you so so much!! ❤️❤️ don’t worry, these aren’t closed until the 26th I just haven’t been linking to it because I’m lazy 😳 anywayyyyy ship under the cut! ❤️

I ship you with: James Potter!

The ravenclaw tower is cool and all, but you totally going to be hanging out in the Gryffindor common room a lot

James will sneak into your common room though

I promise

You’re short. Just thought I should say that lmao

James thinks it’s so cute though

I’m going to say that James is going to give you piggyback rides throughout the castle

Like even to class

Loves that he has to reach things for you

“C’mon short stuff!”

“Don’t call me short stuff, James!”

“Then stop being short!”

James absolutely loves your body

Like is in love with it

And he will shower you in love all the time

And of you ever get insecure he is right by your side

No matter what

He loves you so much

HE LOVES YOUR HAIR

James will want to brush it and braid it and do weird shit with it

Please put eyeliner on James

He’d look so hot

Janes is a bubbly guy

So I just feel like your personalities match so well

Like you guys are the couple that is always laughing at something

Or making faces at each other from across the room

James doesn’t want you to shut up ever

Because he never shuts up

He loves your voice

Even if you’re just reading some boring book out loud

Falls in love with you every day

JAMES LOVES TOUCH

I swear he will always be touching you

Hand holding

Leaning on you

Anything

Always always touching

Does that thing where he kisses the back of your hand

Like I mentioned before

James loves hearing you talk

So please ramble about space

All the time

Takes you to stargaze

All the time

(You’re going to do his astronomy homework too)

Playful banter is a must

James is cocky and playful and just

Overall sarcastic and sassy

So you guys are going to have loads of fun

Loses his shit when you roast someone

Claps for no reason

“That’s my girl!”

YOU DRAW??? That’s so cool

James always wan s to see what you’re drawing

But respects your boundaries and your privacy

Will hang your drawings up in his room if you give anything to him

Loves them so much

Singing!!!!!

You guys will sing a lot

He will request the Beatles a lot

But like you can just burst out into song randomly and he goes wild

He’s your number one fan don’t worry

You are definitely part of the Marauders

So

Dangerous and crazy shit is a must

James will always be a shoulder for you to cry on

and like

He just loves you so much

Nd always wants to be around you

He hates seeing you insecure or doubt yourself

“You’re my girl. And I love my girl.”

I hope you like your ship! And drink some water!! ❤️

[makennasships]

hi, can i pls have a male deh ship? im a 5’8 girl with brown eyes and black/red hair. i love harry potter (slytherin) and all kinds of books(just not twilight)my fave subjects are history and science. ngl, im v passionate about my grades and environmental issues(i once cried bc i got an 89 on a quiz and once during a thanksgiving turkey documentary & later became vegetarian (not an env science story but i thought i should add it lol) i also go to a school for env science. Thank you!

Hey! First and foremost sorry this literally took mONTHS to get to you holy fuck

I know it's no excuse but I started my final year of college for musical theatre and got the lead in my school show so I've been busy off my aSs but I just want to do these and I'm big sorry for how long this took me.

I ship you with CONMAN MURPHBOI

You guys would make an ideal couple to me. You both are very compulsive feelers (dont worry I am too I literally made the decision to be vegetarian at my dads birthday party while on vacation because we had chicken and I felt sad for the chicken) .

I say you guys met when you were handing out metal straws to save the environment and you and Connor got into a really good conversation about it.

Connor loves hearing you talk and get passionate about the environment and he never mocks you too much about crying over tests. He thinks it's actually really endearing that you just care so much about everything. You even helped him come up with a way to study because you were lowkey highkey stressed out by his grades too.

You're the one who introduced Connor into the world of actually enjoying Harry Potter. He thought it was just some dumb shit his sister obsessed over. And Connor loves reading, so the fact he never read one of the most well known books in history was an issue. Well needless to say you would get texts at 4am from connor being like "WAIT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL HIM NO" and he would send you screenshots of his pottermore quiz and he would be so confused like "I'm?? A ravenclaw?? Weird but ok"

Connor wasnt planning on going to college but he decided to go with you to your college to take some general education courses and to have a feel of what he wanted to do, but still be with you at the same time.

Hes always your biggest cheerleader, your shoulder to cry on, and your best friend in the same breath. He loves you so much and wants nothing more than for you to succeed.

I hope you liked it!!! I'm so so sorry again about the wait but I hope it was kind of worth it?

All my ships are tagged under Makennas Ships

[ao3feed-dramione]

Oh, Bloody Hell!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2zNaxaC

by VladimirTheFailedVampire

well first OF ALL, yoongo and jungoo are siblings not really related but they come from the same orphanage and ran away together or some shit. yoongi gets a job with a person in a place and they go to the station and then all of a sudden mAGIC IS REAL to them so yeah, that ends well HA.

Words: 1209, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Harry Potter - Fandom

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: theres too many so ill tag later ;), but know this, young grasshoppers, hWARANG - Character, OTHER KPOP PPL, ALSO HARRY POTTER CAST, BEFORE CURSED CHILD - Character

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Park Jimin, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Additional Tags: hi, Fluff and Humor, maybe smut it depends on ya'll, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Non canon compliant, this is the second time im writing these tags its 1am here and THE WIFI IS SO BAD HELP, i had like fifty tags before, and it wouldn't even fucking load the preview, what have I done to deserve this, im staying up bc i saw a giant bug in my room yesterday and im still paranoid, ouch sleep deprivation, harry ain't with ginny and ron ain't with hermione oops im just full of unpopular opinions oh gosh, buckle up for shit 'n giggles kids, we're going on a long ride and you'll hopefully piss yourselves, i'll try, my brother says im funny sometimes which is good right, also i mayhaps fucked up the train station bit, blame jk rowling on not being clear enough or just call me a moron, either way u ain't wrong fam, sorry - Freeform, i'll shut up, wait i forgot - Freeform, Slytherin Taehyung, Hufflepuff Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, INTERHOUSE FRIENDSHIP ALL AROUND, BC FUCK EVERYTHING SAD, wait i tagged angst shit, oh well its true, mainly funny shit tho, its just for plot purposes, the angst i mean, im just a naturally fun person whatre u talking about vinny, anyone watch its alive with brad, my brothers obsessed and so am i hes fucking hilarious, HOOT - Freeform, I FORGOT AGAIN WAIT, quidditch team captain jung hoseok, Gryffindor Jimin, Ravenclaw Namjoon obviously, SCHOOL NURSE JIN, ALSO YOONGI'S GONNA HELP HIM YOU'LL SEE WHY, Aged Down Characters, ALSO GRYFFINDOR JUNGKOOK, CAUSE HES SO CUTE IN RED, okay i had something else to say but i forgot, i should write it in the notes, right good thinking vinnie, see how i spelt that two different ways, im a fucking genius guys, Sporadic Updates

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2zNaxaC

[j-nope-not-today]

Hello. Can I request a Victorious match up please? Im Gabby, 17 years old straight girl from Slovakia, 6'0 ft tall, Libra and my hp faculty is Ravenclaw. Im an only child. Im half Russian and half Slovak. Russian and Slovak are my native languages and I have a Russian accent. To others, my accent is hot and attractive. I have brown-green eyes, dirty blonde hair to my shoulders, Im tall and slim with wide hips and I wear black glasses. I have little freckles all Across my nose and cheeks but you need to look closer to see them. Im ENFP, introvert, shy, quiet, observant, reserved, witty, creative, accepting, a shoulder to cry on, caring and really shy. But I have a temper. Im hothead and impulsive. I hate argument tho. When someone will raise their voice, I get scared. My grades are mostly A's. Im allergic to strawberries and sunlight. Im literally a vampire because I have white skin and fangs. To others, Im monster. It makes me sad but whatever. I have lots of panic attacks and breakdows mostly because of my grandfather. He died 4 years ago. Its so painful because we had a special relationship. Im a huuge coffee addict and I ADORE cappuccino. I am an artist and dancer. I love music and I mostly listen to pop,rock and roll. I spend my free time studying, playing mobile games, reading books and drawing. Art is my passion. I have my black headphones in 24/7. I cry easily.. My biggest fears are rats, Dark, clowns, spiders and heights and I hate the sound of chewing. I love rainy days and Im the biggest bookworm ever. Books are literally my life and you can see me neither with book, textbooks or headphones. Im really shy and I stutter when Im nervous. Thats All. Thank you so much ❤️❤️

I would match you with Robbie!

I feel Robbie would be your perfect match!

Robbie would love your accent and would have you teach him some of your native languages. He would think your really beautiful and your freckles would be adorable to him!

You and Robbie would get along really well, because he has a lot of the same traits that you do! He would try avoiding arguments with you bc he doesn't like them either and he would find ways to help you with your temper.

He would help with your allergies the best he can! Maybe carry around an umbrella in case you need it to keep the sun off of you, but he wouldn't think your a monster.

He would help you with your panic attacks and be there for you when your missing your grandfather.

He would always bring you coffee bc he knows how much you adore it!

He would love how artistic you are and ask for your help with his art projects bc he's not so good at it. He would adore your art work and dancing. I feel he listens to all sorts of music so no worries there he would love to jam out with you.

He cries easily too..so you can always cry together :)

He would do his best to help with your fears, but he's probably just as scared about all of those things, but if there was a spider he would kill it for you bc he cares.

Robbie isn't much of a reader, but he would love to give you suggestions or have you read to him if you wanted too. He also stutters when he's nervous so he understands your struggle.

I mean overall he would really like you and would be there for you and he would be the best match for you.

[faveanimeships]

hi!! i saw your thing about sending you ship requests, so here's mine! i'm 5' 4", korean, and i have shoulder-length dark hair. i wear circle glasses, and i have a terrible prescription. i love to read, listen to classical music, and i'm a foodie! i eat when i'm sad. i'm blunt and direct, along with rather reserved, and i have a hard time letting people get close to me. but, once i do, i love and care for them to no end!!!! i like to dress comfortably (ex. leggings and sweatshirt).

i’m so sorry i just read your rules for your ships and i sent in the description about the korean girl w circle glasses please forgive me … this is for haikyuu, i am infp-t, ravenclaw, and i am bisexual (i use she/her pronouns). i’m so sorry for not reading the rules before!!

Henlo okay so im sorry this was super late I have no excuse to give bcs I procrastinate so much anyways youre super cute yeet plz don’t apologise hahahahha I totes relate sad eat, angry eat, happy eat, depressed eat and stress eat yeet omG CLASSICAL MUSIC WATAFAK I IIIIIII REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE CHOPIN MY FAVE IS HIS NOCTURNE OP.9 NO.2 OR FANTAISIE IMPROMPTU (I know like theyre so different idk im super bipolar aahahah) WHOS YOUR FAVE !!!! l also like Mozart and some Vivaldi hahahaha dw I also wear prescription and its getting worse everyday yeet I should stop looking at screens

Ps we are super similar like im an INFJ

Anyways lets get to your ships

I SHIP YOU WITH Tooru Oikawa !!

You are reserved, shy, blunt, comfortable, open minded and prefer to trust your gut feeling; you’re also thirsty for knowledge and love to learn. Your ability to have an open mind will only lead you to pursue new interests and new genres. When you’re looking for a partner you would probably look for someone accepting or equally open-minded, and probably someone empathetic. I’m not sure bur your reserved personality may bring you lots of outgoing friends, and maybe when you’re looking for a partner, you’d be the listener in the relationship. You’d be great at giving empathetic advices, especially emotional ones since you know, you’d get a feeling of what and what not to say, which IMO is amazing. Looking at your description, you’d be the calm person in the relationship due to your reserved and caring nature, and so you’d probably prefer a louder partner?

Oikawa is flirty, childish, smug, intelligent, slightly ambitious and cunning. But at the same time, he doesn’t have much self-confidence and is quick to defend himself if he thinks he will get hurt. He’s also a very careless person, as Iwa-chan mentioned, he’d push himself to practice because of he felt as if he was inferior to tobio or ushiwaka. THEREFORE I ship you with him, both of you can form a very strong bond. Oikawa hates relying on people but if you successfully assure him that he can always come to you when he’s feeling under the weather, he would try to rely on you and thus, a supportive relationship is born!!!! I feel like due to your calm and empathetic nature, you can soothe poor Tooru, give him great advice when he’s pushing himself too hard/ feeling inferior. You’d be his ‘rock’ and stabilise him. You’d pull him out if he’s stressed out or overthinking, or even stop him from making childish or rash decisions that he will come to regret later. Of course, Oikawa is still stubborn to a degree, hence you will improve your reasoning skills, and he will eventually come to understand that it’s because you love and care for him and that’s why you’re stopping him from making regretful decisions. (To add on to this: you’re blunt but and you won’t sugar coat words, but Tooru needs to listen to the truth behind his actions, so your blunt and direct way of speaking would be very beneficial to him) You’re caring so you’d try to understand him and then help him out. You’d be am amazing listener.

ALSO Oikawa loves to talk about his day, and you’d probably love to listen to him talk, he loves cuddling and stroking your hair, he’s a big fan of PDA and he would always try to make time for you but volleyball, sadly is his priority. It would be great if you supported him wholeheartedly and encouraged him. Obviously, Oikawa loves to spoil and care for you!! He’s very observant and he knows how to utilise everyone’s skillset and talents, and obviously, he would keep a close eye on you and would probably suggest that you try new things/ comment on how he thinks you’re particularly good at something.  He would also recommend that you try new things if he thinks you are suitable for it, for example, he may think you have great flexibility and will suggest you take up a sport that will improve your flexibility and also potentially become something you enjoy. He’s also great at encouraging you and will definitely eat with you when you’re sad, he would probably bring you to his favourite ramen place and say that he’s buying you food instead, hoping to see you smile uwu

Anyways Oikawa is also really smart (class 6!!!!!), both of you can study together and become the unbeatable smart couple (yeet), revision sessions include weird puns yall make up from the revision material, helping each other out with tricky questions or solving tricky questions together. Tooru is a fun partner and he would be amazing to be around. When you’re stressed out he’d suggest yall take a break and give you an amazing massage.

Things he likes:

1.     Cuddling

2.     You TALKING!!!

3.     PDA PDA

4.     Cute pecks

5.     You coming to his games and cheering him on

6.     Mutual trust

7.     Meeting each other despite your hectic schedules (even for 5 minutes)

8.     Meeting at least once a week

9.     Spending time with you

10.  Eating milk bread with you

(A/N: IDK WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE you and iwachan are probs siblings with very similar personalities yeet ???)

I also ship you with (under the cut)!!!

Issei Matsukawa

Matssun looks intimidating but he’s really just an idiot + funny person!! He would be a big tease, will initiate PDA but will get really bashful when you try to do it. Matssun is funny and will always pull pranks on you with Makki, and you could turn into a prankster yourself (heh) Although Matssun isn’t big fan of reading or classical music and it shows, maybe it’s good to date your polar opposite (he’d be a Gryffindor) he’s not loud but he can be if he wants. Occasionally you may find him being loud around you (he likes attention from his S/O) but you will grow to love that side of him! Matssun usually shows that he cares by joking around (he just wants you to smile) but he’s quite the observant one so he wouldn’t go too far with his jokes. He’s very clear about boundaries. Matssun is generally a very good natured and fun person to be around, he’s great at supporting people, he knows how to pull your confidence levels up, and will give amazing advice. He’s also amazing at encouragement (although he shows it in his own unique way). Plus, he’s also very good at dealing with blunt comments so he won’t be offended easily, would probably know how to talk back when you offer him a blunt statement. He’s also very keen on eating, he loves to eat, so he’s always down for some good food! At some point, he will probably attempt to cook for you, but yea I’ll leave that up to your imagination.

ALSO Matssun also appreciates the fact that you love to dress comfortably, so he wouldn’t need to worry about you not dressing warm and catching a cold during winter, he can be a worrywart at times, so he loves it when you dress comfortably ++ he loves your style!!!!! ALSO you’re quiet and reserved, Matssun is chill and laid back, so I would say it’s a pretty calm and laid back relationship!

Matssun would absolutely love it if you would attend his volleyball matches and support him, Oikawa has too many fangirls, he would love it if you waved at him = he would be super energised hahahaha

Yukie Shirofuku

Yukie is an amazing person tbh she’s super underrated, this queen can eat 4 onigiris at the same time yeet anyways, Yukie is a polite, mature and laid back person, she’s also great at studying and probably likes books?? Both of you can geek out together and discuss about different books ++ she also likes napping but like imagine this you reading while she naps next to you TUT so cute besides She would probably be interested in classical music if you introduced it to her, if you told her about your favourite pieces, she would add it to her usual playlist if it fits her mood  uwu also she would also be down for concerts, and would defs love it if you asked her to go with you!!! ALSO YUKIE IS A BIG PHAT FOODIE. You would go on dates to different restaurants/ cafes to eat, pig out together and watch a movie, café hopping dates, its just too cute!!! She would also make cute lunch boxes for you when you’re sad because she loves you and wants you to be happy!!

Yukie is also a very supportive person (I mean she has to deal with bokuto’s emo mood)  and would provide amazing encouragement!! I think she’d be okay with your bluntness, she’s not a sensitive person and knows how to react when you’re blunt with her!!!

Yachi Hitoka

-       Awkward mess

-       Teeny bit sensitive, but appreciates your bluntness bcs sometimes blunt is what she needs (like hinata haha)

-       Super fun to be around, would draw you

-       Artsy movie dates

-       Café dates !!!

-       Great listener, doesn’t really know what to say but will always give you a hug

-       Supportive baby, loves to hold your hand when you’re alone

Thank you for your patience !! hope you like it !!!

[naernon]

So, Ayrenn or Razum-Dar for character meme?

i’ll do both bc why not! thank you anon!!

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ayrenn:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type (again. i gay ghfughfug) | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: is nice to you. gives you a promotion to her super-secret top spy group when you didn’t even work for her ever in the first place.

also.

elf. elf good

queen ayrenn good

worst quality: sometimes the aldmeri dominion is a. lil shady im gonna be honest hgfdughudfhgfgfdg.

not as bad as the third aldmeri dominion and regardless i am 100% aldmeri dominion, ride or die, i dont even care, but at the same time

also ayrenn for the love of all that is holy PLEASE pay more attention to your brother and appreciate his loyal efforts to you and the dominion more trust me it’ll pay off in the long run :’(((((

ship them with: OOF that’s a tough one. battlereeve urcelmo, probably. also… what of cariel? is that a thing? cariel/ayrenn? that just popped in my head and it’s 🤔 perhaps.

brotp them with: the AD hero!

needs to stay away from: idk gbdfugyhdgdfg

misc. thoughts: queen ayrenn good

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razum dar:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: handsome… rogue-ish. also inevitably a pretty good friend of the AD hero/summerset hero and a friend is a Friend

worst quality: im not gonna lie he gets… KIND OF annoying at times but it’s ok because he’s Friend

also when he Did That Thing and Killed That Person in the summerset questline i kind of yelled aloud bc i didnt expect that. that was uncalled for wtf raz

also when he yells at you for doing [redacted] if you chose that option– it makes me sad ghufghfufh

ship them with: while i dont envision kallalon with him i can def see certain AD heroes with him romantically

brotp them with: AD hero!!

needs to stay away from: any son of any canonreeve who is young and immature and makes mistakes i guess like damn wtf

misc. thoughts: raz. good

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send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

[verapamina]

it’s...... it’s a plotting call from yours truly......................... hide 

no please don’t hide because i am actually really desperate lmao ANYWAYS hola amiguitos!!!!! i am angel and i play four mocosos: vera, delaney, reagan and mafe! sadly, i am a whole flop who lacks plots (i have like...two in each one it’s sad) so here is i, crying for plots in the most non-aesthetic way because i am way too tired to make my aesthetic hoe ass do something cute to catch your eye before going to school. 

i’m going to list three possible plots i would like on each character (and a lil blurb of them so you can get A FEEL, yanno?) and if there’s anything that catch your eye         pleeeeeease          let me know by either liking this, messaging me through ims or sending me a message on discord:      fullmetal#5312.         bonus if you message me through discord, though... i usually reply faster there because it’s in my phone and my phone lives in my hand skjshksjklsjslkj. i’m also going to point out that i’m more desperate for plots for vera and reagan.

vera.  one quarter vampire slytherin witch. i’m going to be corny on this one but... looks like she could kill you but is actually a sinnamon roll who could actually kill you. zodiac and astrology hoe. apathetic and funny as fuck. your favorite local tarot reader. give her candy and she will either shut up and love u. @nintendo release pokemon she DESERVES to play pokemon 

guinea pig: THIS SOUNDS SO MEAN I KNOW BUT IT IS NOT!!!!!!!! so, vera is GOOOOOOD at potions, and she loves making unneccesary but very cute potions: for example, one day she came out with a potion that not only tastes like the wix’s favorite drink, but it can also make them see the stars more clearly at night.... but probably makes them wake up late next morning and skjjsjhskjhsjshs they probably have a bit of fun and talk a lot...... probably the wix can also help her on the potions / coming out with something stupid that has her saying ok i will do it

best boy friend: explanatory. i want it. nothing left to say. 

you see this 

I WANT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

reagan. current auror trainee, former magizoologist. [everything’s on fire] it’s fine :). magical creatures enthusiast... could talk about every single creature for hours. brilliant but VERY lazy. the epitome of a libra man. “he’s a parseltongue????? but he is sooooooooo chill!”

best girl friend: i cry everyday please give him a girl bff lksjskjsklsjlksjsk they either met on the train or have known each other since they were kids because of something corny LIKE... their families being friends or something like that (in this case she had to be either a pureblood or a half-blood). bonus if she graduated on ‘86/’87. 

drinking buddies???: explanatory because sometimes ree REALLY is a need of like five drinks . ree doesn’t get drunk bc he knows his limits so if the wix loves to get drunk he will be the one taking them home before they set something on fire lskjlskjsk probably have a lot of funny stories together.... BONUS if they used to be ~drinking buddies~ when he was still a student 

family friends: self explanatory but this could go to two ways: one) they met through family and actually liked each other! probably act like siblings considering their families were friends. two) they met through family but either one of them or both aren’t the biggest fans of each other. why? idk we can talk about that KSJLSKJSKLS. 

delaney.  current healer trainee. the softest girl you will ever meet. there’s always a cute lil skip on her step. didn’t know she was a witch until she received the hogwarts letter bc her half-blooded mom didn’t want her to be a witch SO when she became a ravenclaw student she didn’t know ANYTHING and was dumb af so everyone called her delayed-ney but dont call her pls that it makes her sad. she is trying to stop crying.... she is trying

best friend: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE just give her a best friend, either a boy a girl or both! someone who either met an eleven year old and very confused delaney on diagon alley before the start of hogwarts and bc she looked really ????? they gave her a hand and after that they became bffs.... or someone who probably felt bad for her being that dumb in school so they tried to help her through her first year and the friendship just ~evolved~ 

one-sided dislike: delaney likes everyone!!! she would die for everyone!!! but this certain person makes her roll her eyes and this wix has no idea why someone as kind and bubbly as delaney would give them the cold shoulder! but word has it that once upon a time they used to say really mean things about her or made disgusting comments about a close friend so since then she dislikes them. yeet.

wingman/woman: you see.. delaney doesn’t go out. she is a boring non virgin who does nothing about her romantic and party life so this wix who is a close friend to laney is like , i am getting you to this place and you WILL leave with someone. spoiler: she never does becuse she runs away from whoever is trying to get her attention

mafe. unemployed bitch!!!!! a loud, quirky and annoying bitch! always flying in her broom cross legged no matter where she is. really silly. flower power baby. the queen of gobstones....... she really is that bitch. half of the hogwarts population dislikes her but she DOESN’T CARE

.......the boy who made her realize she was gay: SHSJSLKSKJSKLSJLKS listen... mafe used to be a crazy-for-dick bitch but then she realized she was gay when she was with this certain boy.... a one night stand or a boyfriend. this probably ended up really awkward between them until mafe told him to get over it and be her friend again and he either said yes or no idk yeet LKSJLSJSLKSJ 

now the girl who made her very gay: skjslsjlksjsklsj self explanatory. just a pretty witch who made mafe weak to the knees. either something happened between them or not but now that i think about it.... it would be sad if said witch was closeted so nothing happened between them and since then mafe has been like :( my gay heart jksjskjslksjklsj 

inspiration: someone who looks up at her stupid, silly ass.... please..... someone look up at her for once............. she’s annoying but she doesn’t care about anyone’s opinions and that’s.. COOL

[ariistocracies]

i am ,, going to attempt to rush through this last intro bc i um . Suck and procrastinate on things jdslkjfs. im down trying 2 act cool so u guys ready my intros so we out here and this is my soft boy tony !!

shawn mendes. cismale. he/him. — did you see { anthony debarros }, i haven’t seen the { twenty-one } year old in a while! you know, they’re a { editorial assistant }, and have been living in jersey city for { five months }. some say they’re { fickle & over-analytical }, but i think they’re { diligent & empathetic }. regardless, i’m glad { tony } is here.

STATISTICS:

full name: anthony gabriel debarros nicknames: tony hometown: seattle, washington sexuality: pansexual gender: cismale spoken languages: english, spanish, & french hogwarts house: ravenclaw

BACKSTORY + PERSONALITY:

okie so to start off, tony was born into a fairly middle class family in seattle, washington where his mom was a pediatrician and his dad was a police officer for the city and it was the typical white picket fence kind of life with tony, his older brother samuel ( 23 ) and his younger brother jesse ( 18 )

tbh normal was the most likely word that tony would use to describe his life ?? he got along with his parents and brothers for the most part and kept his head down in school and mainly focused on his studies ?? loved reading and could definitely read a  whole book in a day if he wanted ,, which he has done multiple times bc ya boi has a membership at barnes and noble and has no chill jslkfjdsl

his parents always tell him how much of a quieter child he was in comparison to samuel and jesse bc both are actually big into sports and the whole All American Boy type of persona with being great at football and flirting with pretty girls and having girlfriends where tony kind of just .. existed ?? lmao idk how to exPLAIN

he kind of just went through the motions, was definitely considered the quiet and geeky kid in his class and made ppl surprised since samuel was v popular when he was in school and with jesse a grade below him, it was more believable that sam and jesse were related than tony being their brother ?? just bc the stark difference in personalities

tony didn’t mind much since he usually kept to his own devices, had his own small group of friends and went through the motions of high school and his part time job as a server at a popular restaurant in seattle ,, def one of the kids in all a.p classes and excels in all of his classes without needing to study much ?? but he does anyway bc he figures it’s a better past time than partying or drinking

definitely wears his heart on his sleeve and more in touch with his emotions than his brothers ,, loves them but also a bit :// since they tend to pick on him and tease him about being the black sheep among the debarros brothers and when jesse does it during school hours or just talks to him at his locker tony can’t help but feel slightly uncomfortable ?? just prefers blending in rather than sticking out

9/10 times u see him he probably has his headphones in bc music is a nice escape for him and it helps him focus rather than on ppl surrounding him since he’s not the biggest fan of large crowds of being the center of attention

more of an introvert who prefers nights in watching shows on netflix than big nights out .. i picture a v sad time when tony was in high school that bc he is v attractive bc hello shawn mendes ,, samuel and jesse dragged tony to a party once and tried to get tony to lose his virginity and got a girl to try and seduce him ?? tony was v uncomfortable and he was too anxious to say no when she brought him to a bedroom and little did he know that his brothers were filming in the closet ,, smh

tony got as far as kissing before pushing away when she tried to unbuckle his pants and then found out about his brothers and just felt v humiliated and didn’t speak to his brothers for a good two weeks after that and just retreated further into himself

that experience kind of just ,, ruined sexual encounters for him and for as much as he just wants to rid of his virginity since he feels like it’s a giant neon sign over his head, he’s too nervous to attempt anything ?? given he’s attracted to personality more than anything he’s just too lost in his head and potential romantic / sexual encounters make him anxious

he graduated as valedictorian in his grade and even though he’s incredibly brilliant, tony was completely lost of what he wants to do ?? and that was solidified when sam went off to join the marines and tony couldn’t decide which college to commit to and nearly took a year off before last minute deciding on villanova university for english !!

he graduates summa cum laude a semester early and ya mans secures a job at the publishing house that he interned at during the summer,, so now he works at simon and schuster in nyc where he commutes to on the daily to be an editorial assistant where he p much helps out senior editors with manuscripts and rejection/acceptance letters

he’s v protected bc his parents kind of babied him a bit ,, his mom loved him since he was the softer of his sons and they connected well emotionally and for as tough as his dad was, he was v supportive to tony and he has great communication with his mom and dad ,, they both grounded his brothers for a month after they finally got tony to tell them about the Incident nfjdsjfkl

so yeah just more so observant and quiet since he likes to watch ppl rather than jump head first in ,, v thoughtful but can lead to him over analyzing situations but overall a v sweet bub who is hoping to make some friends

[cho-mingi]

tagged by @sunkissednct thanks for tagging me ;w;

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 people you would like to know better (idk 10 ppl on this blog asdlfkjadlfgkjafd sorry)

(A)ge: old enough that i should be able to get out of my grandmother’s house and go see places by myself but my mother wont leT ME

(B)irthplace: taipei ©urrent time: 6:22pm TPE ( !! ) (D)rink you had last: bottled green tea (E)asiest person to talk to: (your answer is actually me heck except my dog is a girl) Chessie (F)avorite song: okay.... you cant make someone as indecisive as me choose a favorite song..... but support my king zhu xingjie and listen to 觀

(G)rossest memory: hmmm when i was like 5 or something i made my brother laugh so hard that the milk and noodles he was drinking and eating came out of his nose and hit the tv (H)ogwarts house: ravenclaw (I)n love with: 朱星杰 ;w; and also the trainee18 banana boys :((( (J)ealous of people: sometimes, but only to serve as motivation for working harder (K)illed someone: not that i know of (L)ove at first sight or walk by again: isnt it supposed to be 一見鍾情 or 日久生情 wtf is walk by again....

(M)iddle name: nah

(N)umber of siblings: 1 (holy you have so many)

(O)ne wish: happiness? purpose? idk but whatever the answer is to sk’s songs

(P)erson you last called: my mother

(Q)uestions you’re asked the most: when are we rehearsing? (i am kinda sad now OTL bc i might not be asked that question ever again)

®eason to smile: zxj’s 土味情話 that he learns from justin

(S)ong you last sang: rock the show by trainee18

(T)ime you woke up: 6:20

(U)nderwear color: im too lazy to look

(V)acation destination: hmmm all of the places you mentioned seem 10/10. basically anywhere tourist-y in asia sounds good

(W)orst habit: over eating ;w; cri

(X)-rays: my teeth?

(Y)our favourite food: anything asian lmaoooo miss me with that western food crap (im sick of it)

(Z)odiac sign: virgo i tag uhhhhhh anyone that sees this bc i dont really talk to anyone on this blog anymore asdfalkfgjladkfg (not that i ever really did much)