#im so nervy SOMETHING is gonna break

[artificialmoth]

Idle Hands

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Ratings & Tags: Explicit || No Archive Warning Copia/Dewdrop || Spanking, Light Dom/Sub, Crying(sexual), Hand Jobs, Aftercare, Sub Dew, Dom Copia " “Ghoul. Come with me.” Papa’s voice was stern, bordering on cold. The Ghoul stood up when pointed to, following Papa closely. When beckoned by Papa, no one was foolish enough to refuse, even a ghoul who skipped Mass.Another ghoul nearby snickered, and earned a sharp look from Papa. The man was clearly not in the mood to humor them, his back straight and shoulders squared. So clearly the figurehead of the Satanic church. "

finally finished it 🫠 literally everything was working against me on getting to post this at ALL

also per req: @copiasjuicebox psspspspsps

[mydearesthrry]

hey love, im absolutely in love w your writing and wanted to ask if you could write something about harry asking reader/(y/n) out? maybe he’s super nervous cause he’s been crushing on her for awhile <3

obvious - h.s.

a/n: thank you for the request, lovie! this got a little messy but i hope i lived up to your wishes a little. enjoyyyy <3

🎀 warnings/cw: nothing, fluff ofc, harry being a little nervy boy

🐇 pairing: actress!reader x harry styles

💐 wc: 1.1k

summary: y/n thought she was being so obvious- looks like she was wrong.

“You look incredible,” Harry mutters, eyes trying to stray off of his script in an attempt to memorize it for the scene the next day. “I’ve been thinking we should try something crazy…” He pauses, trying to let the scene play out as accurately as possible. “Let’s have a baby.” 

A few beats pass. “What?” YN follows, a bewildered look in her eyes. Harry just smiles, eyes flicking down at his script, nodding when he remembered his line. 

“I mean, not right this second, obviously, we don’t have time. But…” Throwing the words around in his head, trying to ignore his chest squeezing at how accurate his next words were in reference to her, “I love you, and I want more of you, and now I think I want a little you. I don’t know. It’d be an adventure.”

Their eyes catch each other, and they share a look that they both couldn’t explain even meant. YN dropped her gaze first before clearing her throat and shifting on the sofa. “Yeah, that was great, H. I think we’ll do well tomorrow.” 

Harry sniffed and looked down at his script, flipping back to the title page. “Um– yeah, we will.” 

Fuck. Harry thought. His hands kept fidgeting, left leg bouncing up and down. He wasn’t even anxious, per se, but he felt so incredibly nervous because of the pretty angel sitting next to him. He’d been pining over her since he was a teenager, watching all of her movies the day they came out, and listening to all of the tracks that she’d sung on every soundtrack. He even went on a spontaneous trip with the boys when they were in New York just to see her perform on Broadway. 

So safe to say, when he got the call back that he’d gotten the role of Jack Chambers in Don’t Worry Darling, he was doing somersaults when he found out who his on screen wife would be. It felt crazy to him that his dreams from when he was in tenth year had finally come to fruition— kind of. The two had a weird relationship at first, YN being extremely closed off and standoffish at the beginning, but she slowly let Harry break down her cemented walls that she’s had up for so long. She didn’t know why, but for some reason, Harry was one of the only people that she allowed to get to know her– fully, at least. 

“Okay, pretty boy, it’s getting pretty late, and I have an earlier call time tomorrow than you do, so I think I’m gonna head out now.” Standing up, she brushed off the front of her gray sweatpants, showing up to Harry’s flat in the most comfortable clothes possible since she knew she would be there for a while. She picked up their now empty wine glasses, them having shared a glass or two throughout the course of the night. 

Harry didn’t give any response and an awkward silence filled the air, almost suffocating as YN stared at Harry in confusion. “H?” 

Nothing. 

Harry was lost in his thoughts, seemingly. I need to do it now, but what if she says no! What if I’ve been misreading her this entire time and she’s just being nice? But that wouldn’t even make sense, would it? She’s been picking up what I’ve been putting down… I think? Has she? Fuck… Wait, wait what? Is she leaving? Why’s she slipping her shoes on?

“Wait,” Harry managed to choke out, YN halting her movements immediately. “Don’t– um, don’t leave, please? Come sit down, I wanna… I wanna ask y’something.” 

Fuck, he was really doing this. 

“Been trying to tell you that I’m leaving for like, ten minutes now, Babe.” She laughed, toeing her shoe off, dropping the other one she had in her hand onto the floor. 

“What’s up? What’s the matter?” She traced his face with her eyes, clocking his distant look that was written all over his face. 

“Bug, have t’tell y’something, but if I’m wrong, y’have to tell me, promise?” Harry mumbled, eyes flicking down to his hands where he was fidgeting with his ringless fingers. His rings were in a velvety cinched bag that YN, of course, had gotten him at a little thrift shop they found. 

“Promise, babe. Now, what is it, is everything okay?” She gripped the bottom of his chin in an attempt to get him to look at her. It began reminding her of the scene they filmed earlier of their characters in the living room in a very vulnerable state. 

He was too nervous to say his next words to even realize she'd called him babe. “I… I- um- I don’t want this t’ruin our relationship, but I have t’tell y’cause it’s been basically eating at me, but I… I really like y’and I want nothing more than t’take y’out on a date. But, if y’don’t feel the same don’t worry! I jus’ didn’t want to not tell y’and ruin our friendship or anything, even though now I fear I’ve made it wors-” 

“Oh my God,” She cut him off, giggles that soon turned into full on cackles filling the air. He watched her in fear, a worried look now on his face at the thought that she was laughing at him. “Harry, sweet boy, I would love to go out with you.” 

“I- you- wha- what? I… I don’t think I understand?” He stumbled, her actions and words not adding up in his YN clouded brain. 

“I thought I was being so obvious about how I felt about you, H. Sorry for not being more clear, that’s on me. Is this why you’ve been so distant and weird with me lately? You’ve been acting like this just ‘cause you have a crush on me?” She tried to understand, but by the look on his face she could see that he was really not getting what was even happening right now. “Babe, I’ve liked you since I watched you in the crowd of the first AMA’s you went to. I didn’t even get to meet you, but I’ve liked you since I’ve seen you, and it honestly’s gotten worse since I have to pretend to be your wife on screen.” 

Harry was bewildered. “So, y’telling me, that all this time I’ve just had to ask? Instead of torturing myself every night?” 

“Yeah, bug, that’s what ‘M telling you,” She giggled, moving closer to him on the couch. “We’re doing this backward, I think. How’s it that I’ve had your literal tongue in my mouth before you’ve even taken me out on a date?” 

“Well, when you put it that way!” He laughs, pulling her onto his lap like he’s always wanted and waited to do. They sat in silence for a few beats, letting their eyes roam around their faces without worrying about the director yelling 'Cut!'.

“What’re you waiting for? Gonna ask me out officially?” She whispered, moving her face closer to Harry, them being able to now feel their breaths waft between them. 

“Nah, gonna kiss y’first, officially as us, and not as Jack and Alice.” Harry mumbled.

"Yeah?"

"Mhm."

And when their lips finally touched as Y/N and Harry, the teenage boy in Harry was practically doing backflips and somersaults, knowing that his dreams had finally come true.

[allamericanb-tch]

kill your darlings thoughts

all of them bc i read this in one day 

chapter 1

hooray i know nothing about hockey

“like some kind of psychological boob job”

ooh he’s moving

i love bad drivers

no sirius definitely is infamous

regulus is in gryffindor ?!

marlene and dorcas omg

having an older sibling with a reputation and everyone assuming you’re exactly like them is the worst can confirm

baby black

ahhh i want to know who’s in his dorm

evannnn

i like cerci

sirius jump scare

HE MOVED REGULUS 😭😭

james is the ra

regulus you’re giving me secondhand embarrassment i may have to take a lap after reading that

evan is just trying to be a good wingman 

they’re at the bar now ahhh

oooh remus

WAIT GUYS I THINK REMUS IS DEAF OMG

sirius knows sign language omg

wait is wolfstar wolfstarring

oooh james is here

omg lily

NO LILY AND JAMES ARE KISSING

oh no poor regulus omg

oh no walburger is calling

oh wait james is talking to regulus now

me this whole time: “oh oh oh omg oh”

omg they were having a moment

wait i love this

chapter 2

oooh lore

eugh snape

eugh lucius

MULCIBERS FIRST NAME IS NICOLAI???

library

omg james is here

ahhhh

james taking a creative writing class 😭

kill your darlings omg

lily is studying marine biology omg

ope james casually telling regulus his relationship with lily is too easy ?!

“He’s not…gay. Well, not outside his head anyway. It’s better that way.” ☹️

evan is feeling homesick ☹️

omg regulus is going to the hockey game

chapter 3

remus pov (!!!)

are they dating i’m confused

they’re on the roof

this is cute

“i love the smiths” “sorry?” “i said i love the smiths”

it’s so like. hmm. to see mulciber being referred to as nicolai

anywho

eugh nicolai

hmm

remus is facetiming his parents

i do not like lyall

regulus pov

oh wait i think this is the same day

james jump scare

☹️

“You’re in the closet?” “Yes.” A heavy handed metaphor but there’s not much that can be done. The beds are too low to crawl under.   

lucius is making me nervous

sirius is here

evan is a good friend

peter!!!!

oh james is here

pete is being a good friend

chapter 4

oh??? hanky panky??? 

peterrr

oooh a flashback

eugh

☹️

eugh mulciber

gasp

james pov

oh my

regulus is here

oooh they’re talking

GASP

I GASPED

“This is bad. This is so so so bad.” you’re right about that james

peter pov again

oh my

chapter 5

sirius pov

how is james being normal right now

and with LILY

alice hi

ok i think wolfstar is just mutual pining and not dating

i get the feeling mary and lily are marylilying

evan!

oh no im nervy

regulus pov omg

eugh snape

so are we just not gonna address what happened

evan pov again

texts??

uh

james pov

uh oh peter

oh no the party

SOMEONE FELL OH

PLEASE TELL ME IT WASNT EVAN OMG

it was. omg.

i’m tweaking out guys

regulus pov

omg

james pov

omg

plot is plotting guys

my hands are shaking

chapter 6

this fic is all over the place but it adds to the drama i think

backstory hello

wait does sirius think regulus has a crush on evan

omg wait

i think the reason evan didn’t go to salazar was because barty did and something happened with them

james is talking to the cops

ope sirius and mulciber are fighting

evan is talking to the cops now

HELLO???

why did evan tell them he did the drugs voluntarily 

backstory again

MY HYPOTHESIS WAS RIGHT

OMG THE TEXTS

bye wait i haven’t been saying anything im just too invested in the evan lore

this chapter is crazy omg

game

oh hello barty is telling evan to meet him

they’re kissing omg

REGULUS JUMP SCARE

they’re having a chat

chapter 7

regulus pov

he’s at work im nervy

i know what’s coming

omg james is here

GASP

this fic is so crazy actually

so we’re just not going to address the hanky panky in chapter 4 i see

remus pov

HELLO

so remus thinks sirius is mad bc he didn’t tell him about the cochlears and sirius is mad because he thinks remus likes regulus

wait im actually so confused

james pov

wait so did nothing happen??? WAIT WAS IT A DREAM OH THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

omg jily break up

it was for the best.

GASP guys my face is actually like 😧

chapter 8

evan hello

evan and regulus save me evan and regulus

CERCI

omg she’s ace

i love cerci

evan pov again

HE GREW UP ON A FARM

wait

stop this is so funny evan is offering to kiss regulus because regulus thinks he will never kiss a boy

they’re kissing

wait

did james see this and they didn’t even know he did??

sirius pov

my red flag is that i love miscommunication

omg wait

walburga is calling sirius

sirius is talking to regulus now

regulus pov

they’re at the leaky

gasp

GASP

they’re drunk kissing on the floor of the bathroom

this is not going to end well i fear

chapter 9

james pov

☹️

guys i was so locked in reading this i didn’t write anything

they kissed for real in the LIBRARY

chapter 10

oooh regulus pov

why is severus not the worst actually like

regulus is going to james dorm oooo

he’s reading a book to him

ope they’re kissing now

gasp walburga is calling

he is leaving ☹️

remus pov

noooo remus

evan ahh

oh cerci i love her

text ??

sirius

uh oh walburga again

practice

pete ☹️

GASP

sirius just came home and remus and fabian were on the couch

☹️

 chapter 11

james

i’m getting secondhand embarrassment 

ok

guys i think it’s game day

omg effie and monty are here

☹️

they won!

ope

regulus

☹️

oh my

evan

barty ?!

sirius

☹️

chapter 12

james

GASP

lilyyyy hi

mary is a hijabi omg

this fic has so much going on i can’t keep up with it

SNAPE ?!

lily is iconic

remus

not a fan of fabian and remus

☹️

chapter 13

these thoughts are getting shorter and shorter

regulus

hmm.

james is asking him to come over

ART HEIST BABY REFERENCE ?? wait idk if this was written before or after art heist baby

they’re talking about like in every universe this has to be an ahb reference 

evan 

lore

cerci and evan friendship 

peter. hm. 

hm

sirius doesn’t even know 😭

he told evan

james

hm.

“James Potter, the great moral authority. Everything is black and white with you until one of your buddies is involved right? Then it’s complicated.” regulus has a point

chapter 14

guys my lip is so swollen from my canker sore 

regulus

uh oh lucius

ugh mulciber

james is here

they had a talk that was important

uh oh evan walked in on them

FABIAN???

chapter 15

bye i haven’t been writing my thoughts but SIRIUS IS GOING TO HIS PARENTS FOR CHRISTMAS??

chapter 16

I DIDNT WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN

basically regulus is. well. you know. and james came out to his parents somewhat unintentionally 

chapter 17

sirius

PETERS PARENTS GOT A CAT AND NAMED IT PETE

gasp

regulus ☹️

monty didn’t know that sirius doesn’t know

evan!

GASP

remuuuu

GASP

sirius kissed remus and fabian saw and now remus and fabian have broken up

marylily save me marylily

regulus pov ive been waiting for you

chapter 18

looking forward to this i haven’t been home in 4 hours and i went through withdrawals

james wooo

he’s getting filled in on the wolfstar lore

fabian pov jump scare

aw gideon

regulus 

ope peter

effie marry me

gasp

regulus went back to james and james was gone

sirius

they’re skating

they’re talking

wait ❤️‍🩹

HELLO WAIT THEY JUST KISSED

very platonically but they kissed nonetheless

remus 

they way they all text is so on brand for them

ugh i lowk feel bad for fabian like i disliked him bc i love wolfstar and he was getting in the way of that but this is sad for him

you know i was not expecting the hanky panky to be fabian and remus

james again

gasp

aw

chapter 19

reggieee

awkward jegulus save me awkward jegulus

they’re awkward in an endearing way and not in a secondhand embarrassment way right now

☹️

sirius

woo game

evan ahh

evan may be having a crisis

woo hoo they won

omg evan and cerci asexual power couple of the century

alice jump scare

omg alice and barty crossover

stop wait i love them

chapter 20

james

ooh

oh

wait why is it sad now

aw wait

wait

lily

marylily save me marylily

i love them

remu

oh no his parents

wait wolfstar

they’re talking

chapter 21

oh no (the tw’s)

oooh

aw wait

me bc it took wolfstar 21/28 chapter to get together

regulus eek

evan is a real one

☹️

severus ?!

☹️

alice 

hmm.

chapter 22

remus

wolfstarrrr

gasp regulus 

wolfstarrr

james

GASP

☹️

evan

 chapter 23

i have five chapters left but it’s 1 am ugh

maryyyy

marylilyyyy

gasp

wait i’m loving this

and the poem

oh wait

sirius and mary friendship

i love muslim mary

chapter 24

regulus ☹️

he’s just like me fr

☹️

wait stop i actually really like severus

wait

james ☹️

he told regulus he loves him

no stop im gonna cry this is hitting too hard

no this sucks

chapter 25

flashback regulus

☹️

james

☹️

sirius 

☹️

chapter 26

i’m a little bit worried that there’s only two chapters after this and it’s all very angsty right now

flashback sirius

☹️

hands

love

regulus

remus made him safe food

sirius and reg are talking

it’s almost two i should sleep

james

evan i love you

chapter 27

almost done guys

barty chapter

i like alice a lot 

☹️

omg 

barty just drove all the way to evan

i love rosekiller

☹️

 chapter 28

last one

regulus

therapy

sirius

and james

regulus again

sirius again

regulus again

sirius again

peter ?!

oh

flashback james

☹️

i may cry

barty 

rosekiller

regulus

☹️ (?)

game

GASP

james ☹️ oh my

hey i thought this was supposed to be a happy ending

barty 

rosekiller

regulus

they’re going to the hospital

what

walburga just told regulus she loves him

oh. 

hello

this is cute in a sort of sad way

slowly but surely this ending is getting happier

they’re boyfriends

snape???

good (not sarcasm)

remu

❤️‍🩹

regulus

❤️‍🩹

sirius

wolfstar save me wolfstar

mary!

aw fabian met someone

ROMULUS NO THATS HILARIOUS 

marylily save me marylily

regulus again

ok that was a lovely ending and it is now 3 am

[survivormontenegro]

Episode 6: "Hmmm #conspiracy" - Ian

SIKE I LIVED AHAHAHHAA. WE CRUSHED BLUDVA. Bludva who???????

WOOOOOO WE WON!!! I WAS ACTUALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING. That being said if Tom, Evan, Jules or JJ goes home I will start a fire in your bathroom. Not really because I’m too scared to use matches but I will be very UPSET.

That was probably one of the most unsettling rounds I have ever played. So like before I slept last night, JJ and I went on call and he spilled his guts to me. Literally offered me a lot of things saying he will be loyal to us four and all. I didn’t want to have that conversation but I had to in order to see if I can get anything from JJ.

Unfortunately even tho he was telling me how Evan, Jules and Tom betrayed him I got nothing new from him. Like he was not telling information that would earn my favor like info on his other tribe mates. So I told him I will consider his offer and I slept woo

Flash forward to the morning I wake up and us 4 Budva baes we’re debating the merits of keeping Evan or JJ. Jason and Julia were entertaining the idea of keeping JJ and voting out Evan because he has some connections to the other og Durmitor and Ali and I were pushing to keep the target on JJ. Me and Ali discussed this earlier and we know that JJ was gonna try do whatever it takes to stay. We both agreed that by keeping JJ that would screw over Tom and Jules who were the ones willing to flip for us. And so Ali finally brought that up and I think that convinced Jason and Julia to stick with the JJ vote. Jason also learned from Jules that JJ is very well connected with the other og Durmitor so that pretty much sold it.

Like minutes before tribal JJ made a chat with him and us 4 Budva minus the hosts oof! He pleaded his case and I AM NOT COMFROTABLE WE THOSE KIND OF THINGS!! So I ignored those messages and just endured and then JJ was voted out and he got into a small argument with Julia and Jules.

Right now, the plan if we go to tribal again is to get rid of Evan because he’s a SNAKE!!

i can't remember when i last confessed but stuff has happened so... whew.

okay so! first things first, JJ is gone. which it was his time and byebye. I think Evan is likely next, he just alienated EVERYONE, including JJ who he leaked stuff too, who voted for him so rest in peace.

also emathia, can't keep secrets Ali truly jumped out on call with Jules yesterday. I truly told her everything. ALSO CRAP I JUST MISSED MY STEP FOR THE CHALLENGE GRR. but yup, she knows about the idol, that I trust Benj and that I hosted Mo for his first season (all the stuff I hadn't originally told her). I am committed to going as far as possible with her, we are WINNING!

in other news, i now know tom is sus about working with me. WHICH AHH NERVY. i really want him to trust me, and will do my best to show that trust is worth it.

in other... other news... I have thoughts about the other four I haven't played with yet. I assume Benj is who flipped and I'm proud of him for doing what he needs to do. Of the four I haven't met, we have:

Caeleb, aka Tom's cousin. IM CONVINCED. IM 100% CONVINCED THEY ARE RELATED. Tom can deny it ALL HE WANTS, but I am onto the ancestry.com (lowkey they aren't related but its super funny to me ankslfda)

Jones, aka... a queen? Jones seems SO NICE, LIKE SO SO NICE. I really wanna meet her and play with her, I hope she wins! She has come 4th and 6th... like she is a threat and someone to defo keep an eye on.

Mo! I love him!! I don't think he likes me, but if he does I'd love love LOVE to work with him! bang voyage woo we love him

Alex C... makes me the most nervous. Jules says he runs stuff and Julia has bad history with him! I feel like he is gonna be someone who by game dynamics I'm unable to work with, even though I'd like to! we will see on that one... hold that thought!

anyway, the dream is a F4 of me, Jules, Benj & Tom, Julia can go 5th for working with Jason/Ian too much, and then maybe like Mo/Jones in 6-7 because they seem iconic and would just love 'em to go far! idk this is mess aklsdfaf

Hmm what are the odds that this challenge is an individual immunity challenge disguised as a tribe immunity challenge. Hmmm #conspiracy

Anyways, the plan is if we lose immunity we get rid of the snake in the grass which Evan. He can continue wearing his frog onesie but that doesn’t change the fact that you are a snake!! I just learned that Evan is telling Jules that me and Jason need to be broken up.

I love how these people like assumed me/Jason and Ali/Julia are pairs. Like ok that’s what y’all think then we will work with it. My only real worry is that if we do get rid of Evan there is no more cushion for us in this tribe. Like Tom and Jules are numbers for us rn (and I AM LOVING THEM RN) and if we don’t swap/merge after this round and there is still another immunity and we lose it then whew that’s gonna be a big dilemma. So yeah that’s the only thing holding me back from throwing this challenge hehehe

im on call with tom, i want him to win and i am planting the seeds and WILL see them harvest.

this game's F3 better be Jules, Tom & Benj. I WILL ACCEPT NO OTHER OUTCOME.

So with this challenge, I honestly didn't put alot of effort into it but neither did anyone in my alliance really. We kinda wanted to lose because we can get rid of another durmitor person and keep the other budvas safe from the uglies on the other tribe. With merge coming, I know who my targets are. MO AND ALEX. Bye you have both seen me play and frankly i dont have any respect for either of you. I'm gonna make it my dying wish to see you both fail. Also last night Jules and I lied to evan and said we were cousins to see if he would start drama. He didn't and he believed it too and he trusts us now wtf lol. He shouldnt because I want him gone 100%.

If we lose this challenge then hopefully Evan goes. Then after that please let us merge already or we swap and I’m still in a majority position. I cannot lose anyone in this tribe after Evan goes because they’re all potential numbers for me when we merge.

On another note, Jason, tom and I solidified our alliance. Don’t know where we and Jason really gonna go with because we also have OG budva baes but rn I guess this alliance is here to stay I guess? Can’t wait to become the goat for these two!!

why am i paranoid

okay so i am fully missing some brain cells. i was trying to add tom on sc before we recorded this so had to fix the video on him to get the QR code, and then... never turned that off... so enjoy a video of tom with me in the background like a ghostie or a spirit.

Watching Tom make literal pizza is ASMR.

Okay so I'm watching BB21 and the amount of ad breaks on US shows is INSANE, so I have time to type.

I'm going to... crack next vote if we go to tribal this round. I feel really really good about Tom in this game moving forward, and... refuse to have him go home prejury (which could happen if we go to two tribals in a row).

So I have two plans, both of which are cracked and both of which will solidify my mess self.

1. A 3-2-1 vote. Convince Julia/Jason/Ian to split the votes between Tom and Jules, and then me/Tom/Jules vote for idk... Ian? This would burn bridges like crazy but hopefully merge could help me figure that whole mess out.

2. Give... Tom my idol. Now this would be CRACKED as all crackers. But if we play it off right it'll be fine. Only other complication is that Benj knows about my idol, which he could spread ahh!

but ignoring the crackheadery, the best case scenario is we win immunity and then next round we get Evan out... then we will be fine hdjdjdkd

I change my mind we’re def not merging at F13 Bc Drew Seamus and Asya (to an extent Bc she’s innocent) are definitely gonna wanna milk the dua lipa cave twist until it’s BONE DRY!!!! But ya hopefully we lose and Michael goes home xoxo

[ravenvsfox]

I know you have already done a lot of the ship posts (and they are all phenomenal and accurate af) but can you pretty please do Jesper and Wylan from six of crows/crooked kingdom? Xoxo

I’m SO sorry this took so long, you’re such an absolute sweetheart and also christ I’ve never been called an inspiration before holy.. god

also heck i love wesper this is a treat

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU… 

who is more likely to hurt the other?

don’t.. do this

they’re genuinely so good neither of them would ever TRY to hurt the other, and they’re both so tender and apologetic if they ever do. I think I’m gonna have to say jesper though just because. he’s still a little stirred by his addiction (to trouble! to bringing two guns to a gun fight! to gambling! to love!) and he’s got some jealousy and sensitivity baked into him, bless him. I feel like he’d run a risk and break Wy’s heart by accident, a little bit

who is emotionally stronger?

a genuine toughie bc they’ve both survived and persevered so MUCH. I think in terms of immediate reactionary instincts, Jes is better at letting bad vibes roll right off of him. He’s made of smiles. He’s trouble and a good time rolled into a waistcoat. If you insult him he only gets stronger. Wy was raised in silk and champagne but he was raised BY an absolute monster so. he’s a very bruised peach. criticism pierces him v easily. Though in a more fundamental way, wylan has fashioned his past trauma into a shield. by the end of ck he’s building himself new emotional strength with his bare hands

who is physically stronger?

ohhh man. They’re both noodle boys. Wylan is too smart for exercise. Jesper does his fighting at a 20 metre distance from his target. Jesper is bigger than wylan but most of his size is gangly and delightful and awkward. I think jes could probably still beat wylan in a pinch, but I’m more caught up in how funny it would be to see them try to fight it out

who is more likely to break a bone? 

man I’m tempted to say jesper just bc he seems like he would be...... brittle. I think he gets into scrapes a lot. I think wylan starts to get into p frequent scrapes by nature of being the sixth crow. I think the both of them are so busy worrying about each other’s fights that they neglect their own and trip off a building or smth

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

I think wylan can be a nasty piece of work when he’s pissed enough. like he may be a silk eared puppy but he’ll chew your shoes and track mud around if you forget to feed him. jesper doesn’t have a malicious bone in his body man, I think he’s a sarcasm queen and a joker but he’s definitely not mean

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 

I think jesper’s constantly assuming he did something wrong and he sits down with wylan 100% serious like ‘babe.. im so, so sorry. I never wanted to be the sort of person who made you look sad like that, we’re past that, I truly made a promise--’ and wy would be like ‘what no I was sad bc a screw on my flute is loose and I couldn’t practice today’. but also yeah if it’s a serious fight they make up in a rush, and they laugh at themselves, and they use their energy for something better

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

here’s the thing about the crows man, they’re always sustaining minor injuries as a team and it’s a win if they live, right? All I can picture is the roar of activity when they pull off a job and they come back limping and bleeding and swearing and crowing w joy, and jes and wy take their seats opposite each other and clean wounds, kiss foreheads, smooth back sweaty curls, squeeze hands, make promises. the routine, u kno

who is in constant need of comfort? 

uhhh both of them (it’s always both my guy jot that down). Wylan has 16 years of shitty imposed self loathing to unlearn, and traumatic experiences all over him. jes has lost a lot (including his mom) and he struggles with addiction so like. yeah they both need comfort. they both wake up w the phantom feeling of a mother’s arms around their shoulders. they’ve both seen the very worst of humanity. They’re just two nervy, high stress kids trying to figure things out

who gets more jealous? 

lmao WYLAN VAN ECK did y’all read his scenes in crooked kingdom that boy is NOT SHARING. he glared real holes in kuwei’s head guys. jesper tbh is a terrible flirt and a HANDFUL and wylan is happy. to have his hands full. no one else.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

mmm nahhh

who will propose? 

u bet ur ASS it’ll be jesper. Imagine wylan’s blushing face...... he’d do it for that alone. tbh there’s probably a point in their relationship where jesper’s outrageous flirting isn’t enough to get that pretty blush from wylan like he’ll roll his eyes and shove jes in the shoulder and w/e but they have to have increasingly ridiculous conversations about kinks or w/e until that blush comes out. jesper’s like ‘dang. guess I gotta step up the romance. what’s the most romantic thing? marriage? marrying wylan? son absolutely where do i sign’

who has the most difficult parents?

lmao lm a o lmaooo Lmao LMAO lmao

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

I feel like depending on the social climate of Ketterdam, hand holding might not be on the table?? especially for two criminals associated w the bastard of the barrel like idk man I can’t picture it. they don’t want to draw attention to themselves (well i mean. jes wants to. but they can’t). I think they’re all about sly glances and the most obvious smirks you’ve ever seen, and brushing shoulders!! brushing shoulders are their makeouts

who comes up for the other all the time? 

they’re always together man bf’s that blow shit up together and live together stay together so like they rarely have the opportunity to talk about each other. howEVER jesper probably mentions his boyfriend in the middle of a hand of poker w an inappropriate smile or gushes to w/e prisoner he’s breaking out of jail or makes Kaz’s day weird by trying to confide in him

who hogs the blankets? 

wylan is exhausted w luxury and jesper is a child who wants to be held so he rolls over and then over again so that wy always wakes up to a lapful of boyfriend and a roll of blankets and he has to wait for jesper’s heavy sleeper ass to arise so he can get up to pee 

who gets more sad? 

booooth -- jesper is understated sad with a side of unnerving frowns, wylan is a wobbling mouth and clenched fists. Sometimes they stay in the Wylan Van mansion and lock the doors so the maids can’t come in, and they bring the lavish decorative pillows into a heap on the carpet and feed each other sweets and rub each others backs and laugh and laugh the darkness away. wylan sketches. jesper poses. there’s scheming & kaz impressions. jesper is a storyteller and he imagines out loud what nina or inej are up to at that very minute, controlling gravity and hearts and the sea and their lives 

who is better at cheering the other up? 

see above ^^ they both go pro at the comfort olympics. Jesper is that little bit better though. He’s a sweetheart with all the right words in his pockets. He knows how to chop wylan’s dad down like the overgrown dead tree that he is. he knows how to flirt a smile onto wy’s face. he maybe lacks delicacy sometimes, but he’s so fun and wholehearted and warm that he can’t really go wrong

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

this is canon y’all, jesper is a lecherous bastard and wylan is equal parts disdain and delight. he absolutely will slap a boy

who is more streetwise?

god bless wylan but he knows a hell of a lot less about the streets than jes. He’s learning fast by the end of ck, but he’s still very sheltered in a lot of ways. Jesper has a few years under his belt, and he’s.. like tbh he’s a part of a gang so. He’s seen a lot. He’s participated in a lot. He has a pretty steep list of kills, same as every other survivor out there. He’s detached from the deaths but he’s been on the other side of a lot of bullets that have crumpled people up and thrown them in the trash. He knows his business, too. He knows Ketterdam. Well. Wy knows the half of it Kaz wants him to see.

who is more wise?

Wylan is utterly brilliant and Jesper is wholeheartedly here for it. What was that line again? ‘you’re cuter when you’re smart’? Wylan can think his way out of just about anything, the world belongs to him. jsyk

who’s the shyest? 

Wylan absolutely what a sweetie. I mean a lot of it stems from unfortunate self esteem issues and a history of being burnt but a lot of it is pure soul deep candy sweet embarrassment and not knowing what to do w his own cute face. He doesn’t know how to deal w people a lot of the time. he knows sheet music & formulas. he does not know how to look at a boy with beautiful lips all curled up at him and not pass out

who boasts about the other more? 

jesper is loudmouthed usually and he’s that much more loudmouthed when he’s in love, catch him talking to anyone who will listen about wy’s stupid face 

who sits on who’s lap? 

jesper would definitely try it, don’t even test him, he would fold all his crane limbs into wylan’s lap and say ‘hello peaches’ and wylan would have to slide both of them onto the floor to escape his embarrassment. on a good day, jes’ll scoop wylan into his lap and he’ll feel quiet, for a while