#im so confused wtf

[ethobslabbin]

watching back today's tango vod and ????

the desk mat image glitched out and showed as an "anime girl thigh" jar????????

[sharky-the-idiot]

Wanna go see this with me??? I want a friend :(

What the.... BUT SURE LOLOL (what the fuck is a toopy....)

[tirednotflirting]

y’all can i admit something

i just now realized the track listing is different on the vinyl compared to spotify. like.

i regularly listen to both. and just now noticed that blender is track 6 on the LP and track 10 on spotify.

gentlemen. explain.

[zenyuu]

Ok what the fuck was that dream about

[kaevch]

wgat do they mean by that

[alienhazy]

someone sent me a link in my inbox to this app (specifically to the google play store page for it)and im not too sure.... what the goal was. has anyone else gotten this anon ask before? cause like????

[kitkatisvibing]

hi guys a grownass adult on tiktok is calling me transphobic and an animal abuser because i said the term rabies pride brings me comfort

i think im going to uninstall tiktok

[kaustic]

fucking HUH????

[weirdglassthing]

LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

[redcharacter]

BUT CALLING MY NAME???!?!?!?! YOURE FUCKING INSANE FOR THIS DOKA I SWEAR WTF

NOT MATTHEW

Zhang Hao x Afab!reader

Prompt: 10-"you're mine"

Warning: unprotected sex; jealous sex;

0.5k

Zhang Hao's dark eyes made your skin crawl, in a certain tone of despair, there was no way not to feel that way, even though he was always very kind you know what he can hide behind the good guy mask.

Zhang Hao is not well known for being merciful, yet kind, deep down you already knew what that minimal interaction with Matthew could lead to, even if you like Zhang Hao's eyes always catch everything, or maybe even because Matthew doesn't manages to contain himself "y/n is very kind hyung, should bring more often"

The chill running down your spine and the aggressive way Zhang Hao grips your hips. Right now you're on your stomach, suspended over the table in his room. Your fingers lack the strength to keep, the tips it's numb, the sweat making them slip over the table. The sounds come out of your lips promiscuously, filling the space of the room, together with the impact of the hips; zhang hao slid in very hard, but at a moderate speed, he calls deep to the point of making you cry in despair, and already out of any condition you leave your head on the table to have some rest.

"Do you think he's better?" The sentence came out of zhang hao's trembling lips straight to your center, you hunched over and returned to your current position, feeling your insides contract harder.

"N-no Hao…you are my only one-oh fuck" you pleaded trying to get around that whole situation, in that position you were unable to do anything, contenting yourself with moaning your boyfriend's name in an endless sequence

“How many times do I have to tell you that anyone but not Matthew ? Are you dumb?" Zhang Hao muttered looking not very convinced and leaned his body over yours, keeping the thrusts deep, his hands went under you and then cupped your breasts, feeling them fill his fingers and then he squeezed them

"you are mine" He whispered against your ear, pulled your earlobe between his lips and held the strings, moaning softly and sighing close to you.

"S-sorry"" you replied already without forcing, bodies fitting in harmony, you never thought you could go this far, but then zhang hao was kissing your shoulder, nibbling, keeping your breasts between his fingers, squeezing, feeling the nipples hard touch his palm and show how excited you looked.

“you know that's not what I want to hear…” his subtlety hurts your soul, because it makes a contrast, him making all your flesh tremble in the deepest desire with each attack even if simple

“I'm yours…h-hao, all yours, please…let me come now” you felt like you couldn't go much further than that if by chance he was going to punish you for that long, moans cutting in with your breath, heart racing , you were on the edge of the abyss just waiting for him to be able to offer you some pity “I beg you”

"Just come...but calling my name" he whispered one last time, looking at you from the side, to watch himself open his lips, letting his limit reach, these moments are when zhang hao fucks you slow, thrusts deep touching your sensitive spot , causing your body to shiver and call out to him, inviting him to reach the limit soon after too, pushing all of his liquid into you in a matter of seconds

[lampt0wn3]

PARKOUR CIVILIZATION

(lets fucking go)

My boyfriend got me SUPER hooked on this lil series and I’ve been hyperfixated this past week

Anyways- Here y’are

(anyways anyways, they’re poly 100%, totally- hopefully- maybe—)

[hollypies]

Zonai Link au ref sheets!!!!

Basically when Link was placed in the Shrine of Resurrection the shrine's settings were set to Zonai! The Sheikah had built over the original shrine, improving upon the ancient technology left behind. Unfortunately when most of the technology was buried so was the knowledge of the shrines true capabilities.

So basically the Shrine is given an injured Hylian, but since it's settings are set to Zonai the Shrine freaks out like "Oh my goddess this zonai is absolutely fucked up 💀" and spends the next 100 years 'fixing' Link.

[k9punkout]

im about to become as delusional as those "ivan is alive" believers

[tommygotwrittenoff]

hen winning the buddie betting pool is the easy choice, but bobby winning is the right choice. hr red flags aside, it would allow for a parallel to 2x01. buck could ask, "you okay with this?" "well, i did technically hire him to be your partner. i don't have any doubts you two will be great life partners as well."

[yanderespamton78]

i made a thing

my friend told me to draw them iceskating so here we are

i couldnt be arsed to do a background raugh. also the dress blue is wearing is was inspired by the dress pink addison was wearing in that cool aurora borealis snowgrave MAP here (GO WATCH IT ITS SO COOL AND AURORA BOREALIS IS A BANGER). idk not my best work i feel like the anatomy looks a bit stiff but i might as well post it bc tumblr nice and wont bully me. im happy with the colour choices tho (i actually swatched the colours to see how they would look next to eachother instead of winging it for once wow). also i spend like all yesterday afternoon working on this and when i was finished i left the file open in case i wanted to do a bg and then MY WHOLE ASS COMPUTER RESET IT HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE WTF. thank fuck krita has an autosave feature but if it didnt i would jump into oncoming traffic.

sketch below the cut bc why not i already have it

i made addispams coat longer cus it was bugging me

[princeyam]

babysitting cuties

here they are