#im so bored holy god

[the-ghost-bird]

I've got at least a week to rest so I can heal my muscle strain which means a shit ton of extra time, so if any mutuals wanna hmu and talk shit, dms are open

[arty-cakes]

i finally got around to centaurworld's finale and holy fucking shit??? they can go that hard??

[pan0ramy]

so

i'm officially into alan wake now

[pio-e]

Nezuko painting instead of revising for my mocks!!

The vines made me want to jump more that my computer science paper 1!!

[hacksawboy]

this bitch benrey is so unserious. gordon will literally be there having a panic attack and than he'll look to the left and youll just see benrey like

[kenobster]

I agree that Anakin is, at the very least, a little fucked up... but I do not agree that he feels no remorse. Dude murders an entire village but he can't even say "I slaughtered them like animals!!!!" without sobbing like a baby about it lmao

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[bittersweet-mojo]

FIRST GOOD WITCHER SEASON EVER MADE!!! ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!!!!

[radiantretriever]

Just because there's nothing Capitalistic there doesn't mean it's not beautiful. It doesn't mean the people there aren't worth knowing

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[courtillyy]

of course they made connor straight; they are Evil after all

[evandore]

i still havent finished this chapter of [REDACTED] despite saying i was gonna finish it last night. luckily i only have two more pages to get through but dear god. its nearly 6k which is a not a lot but considering the average length for every other chapter was 3.5k... and this one started at like 3.2k...😑 i wrote seven completely new scenes in the middle of it . btw

[lovinggreeniehours]

🐭 🐨🐰🐱 for five? :D (@comfortingstars)

OKAY! clearing out my inbox now! hi avil <333

🐭: when did you know that you wanted to get married?

hmmm. so picture this i guess. they're both stranded in an apocalyptic wasteland. and they have lived there since ages 13 and 14. they will live there for 45 more years. there isn't really much to do 😭 so it might've been stir-craziness lmao (im joking but also kind of not)

im pretty sure ari wanted to marry him the moment he saw himhaha who said that um. i could make a joke here since ari had a sort of celebrity/fictional character crush on five a long time before they actually met, seeing as five was a famous superhero and had actual comics and merch about him and his family jdshkgddjk

seriously considering marrying him though,, i think they would be 1-2 years into their relationship (i guess around 18) before ari decided he wanted to marry him. but he wanted to wait a bit longer because he was still a bit scared something would happen to them as they got older, or if five found a way out of the apocalypse

i will be so honest i think five forgot about the marriage aspect of getting married 💀 the man was so surprised when ari proposed. like he genuinely forgot they could do that. anyway they were about 20 and he said yes immediately because that was the obvious answer

("arion why are you crying stop crying of course i was going to say yes you absolute goober")

🐨: let’s dig deep: what was the most difficult obstacle of your relationship that you had to overcome?

well 🤔 it's a bit complicated. because five is from the past, and just time traveled to the future. because traveling forward is much easier than traveling back, five got stuck there, and that's how they met. five spends decades trying to find the math that'll get him back to his original timeline so he can save the world, and ari always felt like five was going to leave him at some point? he was like 14 when the world ended okay he was a mess </3

in truth, five wasn't sure at first about bringing him. he originally was against it because he was afraid of the effect it might have on the timeline. eventually he got to know him and care for him and went "fuck it. i don't care what happens to the timeline ill make it work" because. he couldn't stand the idea of leaving him alone there. okay. im making myself cry im moving on hfsfkgsgkhddj

🐰; if they live together: was it easy for the two of you to agree on the interior decorations? does one of you want to change something all the time? and is this your forever home or do you plan on moving somewhere else one day?

this isnt set in stone because the show has yet to end, but i always imagine they just move into the hargreeves mansion hdsgkjdsjjdsj like. it's so fucking big. it takes up an entire block. there's so many fucking rooms and so much space. it is such a stupid house and i want to keep it. yes it is their forever home. i just think that since five spent over 45 years trying to get back home, he should get to stay there now

🐱: what was your favourite moment from your honeymoon?

they probably don't have one 😭 honestly. like what kind of honeymoon is there when you live at the end of the world. where would they even go. maybe after the show ends, they'll consider getting one since they do want to get married again properly :') we just don't really know where though

[booksandmore]

tying up the guy who broke into my house like i dont appreciate your judgemental attitude mister i dont think you understand that WE are reading this omegaverse demon slayer au fanfiction TOGETHER. this is not on me.

[kalashtars]

venting in the tags yippeee

[tgcg]

an open fly walking

i didnt like this one but i thought id finally air it out since its been sat in my folders for months now

TG: hey karkat

CG: YEAH?

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TG: you ever noticed you like

TG: walk weird

CG: WOW, OKAY.

CG: HAVE *YOU* EVER NOTICED THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT?

TG: pff

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TG: no listen because i got my ears scoping that shit im like a scouter for dude activity

TG: ok maybe me mentioning it to you is gonna fuck up your ecosystem or something but

TG: you have the heaviest feet of the century man

CG: I DO???

TG: just thrust them straight down into the ground like youre trying to homebrew a san andreas fault

TG: viciously tamping on tectonic plates hoping for top score on the richter scale

TG: waging war against solid particles and the basic flow of gravity

TG: i could ID those footfalls out of a million i mean it

CG: SERIOUSLY?

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TG: i mean theres nothing wrong with it but

TG: yeah

CG: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

TG: im not fucking with you striders honor

TG: when have i ever lied to anybody about anything

CG: NOT UNPACKING THAT QUESTION WITH YOU TODAY.

CG: BUT SHIT, HOLD ON. LET ME SEE.

TG: yeah take the umbrella go over there and just walk to me

CG: ON IT.

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TG: see you just kinda slam em straight down dude

CG: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY RIOTOUS FUCKING JOKE OF A LIFE.

TG: dont your feet ache

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CG: MOOT POINT. THIS MIGHT SOUND INSANE BUT I'VE ACTUALLY HAD MY STRUT PODS FOR A WHILE. ANY KIND OF PAIN THIS WOULD'VE BEEN CAUSING WOULD BE TOTALLY FILTERED OUT OF MY SPONGE BY NOW AS BACKGROUND NOISE.

TG: damn i didnt think that through

TG: my shades

CG: ALRIGHT, GET BACK UNDER THE SHITTING UMBRELLA AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.

TG: look ive fucked myself over here too i dont have shit to clean these with

TG: ugh

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TG: guess its karma

CG: HOLY FUCK. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE?

TG: i dunno but im gonna assume having a dad thats a literal crab monster is probably a contributing factor

TG: im guessing thats not a great role model for this kinda thing

TG: just conjecture i mean

CG: YOUR ENVY IS OVERWHELMINGLY OBVIOUS DAVE. AS A DISCLAIMER, HE WOULD'VE ABSOLUTELY KICKED YOUR ASS.

TG: yeah probably

CG: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

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TG: but see bro had me stringent on feather feets

TG: i bet i could slip across a bike horn warehouse with nary a fucking toot

CG: HAHA. ASSUMING YOU DON'T MAKE A TOTAL ASS OF YOURSELF, AS PER USUAL.

CG: IF YOU WEREN'T CONSTANTLY RUNNING YOUR GASH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BEING AN INIMITABLE CLOWN I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD BE ON PAR WITH YOUR CUSTODIAN.

CG: THAT IS A MONUMENTAL "IF".

TG: well look at it this way

TG: im basically doing you all a favor by being a dumbass

TG: never gonna get caught off guard by the bozo patrol

CG: WOW. GOOD POINT.

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TG: also screw this can i use your shirt

TG: this stupid hoodie is just smudging my lenses up

TG: i cant see dick

CG: UH

CG: SURE, I GUESS.

TG: cool

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TG: so yeah i could be prowling around like a goddamn verbal assassin sniping convos left and right

TG: but no ive got the decency to go bunp in the night

CG: YEAH.

CG: IT'S DEFINITELY COMPOUNDED BY THE CONSTANT INANE RAMBLINGS.

CG: BUT

CG: IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELAXING, Y'KNOW? IT HAS ITS OWN RHYTHM.

TG: see yeah i sound it off and

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TG: wait really?

CG: YEAH

CG: I DON'T KNOW

CG: FUCK. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO CRAM MY FROND DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE.

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CG: IT'S LIKE

CG: A SALVE FOR MY AGGRAVATION SPONGE.

CG: YOUR VOICE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF ASPIRIN.

TG: uh damn karkat hold your hoofbeasts i was talking about the rhythm thing

CG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING US BOTH THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE REACHED THE BAD END OF THIS CONVERSATION.

TG: you think thatd be heroic or just

CG: IF I WAS STILL GHOSTING AROUND THE RUINS OF SGRUB'S ARCANE FRIGGIN GAME SYSTEMS, THE COMPLETE LACK OF SHIT AFOOT NOWADAYS WOULD BORE ME TO DEATH.

CG: LIKE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR THERMAL HULL LEVELLED UP, DAVE?

TG: hah

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TG: but uh

TG: i mean we had aspirin on earth

CG: NO, NUMBNUBS.

CG: I'M SAYING YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN.

TG: oh

CG: YEAH, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR 20-KARAT ASS.

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TG: heh

TG: well get this

TG: i will literally talk at you forever for free

TG: you got lifetime priority seating for the davealogues

TG: never gotta go to the drugstore again you can just get doped up on my dulcet tones for the rest of time

TG: take that and some of this

TG: im packin punches

CG: OW, FUCK! NO! MY MIGRAINES!

CG: SWEEPS OF VEINCLOTTING AND NERVEFRAYING DOWN THE FUCKING GAPER. BECAUSE OF YOU.

CG: YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

CG: AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.

TG: chuckle up it only gets worse from here

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CG: BE HONEST WITH ME. DID FONDLING MY SHIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET EVEN DO ANYTHING?

TG: barely but yknow sometimes you just gotta deal the cards youre given

TG: ill just be astigmatic for a while its cool

CG: PFF… OKAY MAN.

[hyenagurl]

seeing a woman call themselves tme is so fucking embarrassing…. girl grow a spine, you may as well have mens rights activist in your bio. “ohhhh sir im sooo sorry i only experience regular boring ole misogyny and not the super special extra terrible misogyny that bepenised people experience🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 here ill label myself so everyone knows im lucky enough to be exempt from REAL oppression” holy god where is your dignity…