#im sleep deprived and screaming

[definitelynotarabbit]

Stuck thinking about how much the night of the black knives must have sucked for Fortissax. Like even if you don't subscribe to the "Godwyn fucked that dragon" theory, shit must have hurt so bad.

I find it very hard to believe that there could have been children of Marika that went unmentioned, which means that all of the soulless demigods that we come across were children or grandchildren of other demigods. I could buy Rykard having some children, maybe, but other than him the only potential parent left (and kinda outright stated) is Godwyn.

Now put yourself in the mind of an ancient dragon for a moment. You are older than damn near anything, excluding the very land itself. You have lost almost your entire civilization and most of your species to a combination of divine intervention and a very "bitter" war. But hey it's fine you have befriended a literally immortal prince and witnessed (maybe helped make) the growth of his entire family tree. Hey, why is there boss music?

"OH FUCK, ALMOST EVERYONE I LOVE HAS JUST BEEN MURDERED IN A FASHION SO UNNATURAL THAT WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW BURIAL METHOD AFTER MY BESTIES CORPSE STARTED SPROUTING DEATH INCARNATE"

I mean come on! The pure agony of your closest companion and his children being killed in one night, on top of the preexisting grief for the age of the dragons. The fact that any of the Black Knives survive to fight us the player is astounding to me. If anything, that just screams of how quickly things went south in terms of death root. Fortissax's first priority was tending to Godwyn instead of avenging him. I just mmmmmmmmmm

Fortissax went through so goddamn much man

[renzireads]

One drink and straight to bed, he vowed to himself.

“A water?” The barman scoffed. “The poor man’s choice, I see.”

Wally chuckled. “The choice of a man who just got here from a trip longer than you can imagine. D’ya got any rooms free up in this place or?”

The barman’s face softened, and he laughed as he went to grab a glass of water. Returning, he leaned in as he handed Wally his drinks. “We do, but tell me, have you ever been here before?”

A blush rose up his cheeks as Wally shook his head. “To be perfectly honest, I’m not even sure where ‘here’ is,” he laughed awkwardly. He suddenly felt very looked at.

“Curious.” The man pulled back, then nodded to himself. “Gotham usually doesn’t show herself to people who haven’t been here before, well, unless she has plans for you. Or so they say.”

“Gotham?” Wally blurted out, eyes widened in shock. “I can’t believe I’m actually here.” He laughed, not because he was happy, but he couldn’t help himself from laughing at his own stupidity. Of course, with all the weirdness going on around here, how didn’t he realize this sooner?

He did it. He found the no-man’s-land that was particularly starting to look like an any-man’s-land to him. The place he had been looking for all along.

“You know, there’s some rumors about-” The bartender started, then stopped dead in his sentence and looked up behind Wally. Right then, Wally felt two, strong hands clasp onto his shoulders.

“You’re in my seat.” A deep, bouldering voice said, the two goons behind him snickering loudly.

Wally looked around him and noticed the two chairs besides him had indeed come up empty. Still, he shrugged and tipped his drink back. “And I was having a really good conversation.” He shot back, not getting off the chair. “Please, do continue.”

He heard a couple “Ooh”’s and “Shit”’s and snickers behind him as the saloon fell silent. All eyes fell on him, or well, them, as Wally shrugged the hands off his shoulders and leaned forward.

“Funny, kid.” The man all but growled. The bottle in his hand -some dirt cheap brand of beer, Wally guessed- came into his view as Wally skillfully -although accidentally- dodged the bottle when he turned the bar chair around. The glass made a painful shattering noise as it came into contact with the edge of the bar, sending shards everywhere.

His attacker staggered back, the intoxication visible in how he tripped rather gracefully against one of his back-up buddies. Immediately, everyone at the bar shot up from their seats and started screaming. Some people saw this as the perfect time to throw some punches around, and Wally winced as he heard the rough sound of a cracking bone right next to him.

It all happened in the blink of an eye, the way this bar fight came to be, but now everyone was in on it. Everyone, except for Wally. Shit, had he really just started this? He frantically looked around, hoping to spot a way out of this mess he had so swiftly created. Hells, he hadn’t even been here for over ten minutes and he already-

A hand slipped around his wrist, and the strong grip pulled him out of his thoughts as fast as he was pulled out of the saloon. When the cold night’s air pushed his hair out of his eyes, his mind cleared. Loud screams and thuds against the walls and floors, although a bit more muted now, made him look at one of the windows.

What just happened?

“You’re really quite something, y’know?” An amused, cocky voice startled him fully away from whatever was happening inside the saloon now, and he traced his eyes to the figure in front of him.

[grandmazambie]

I'm really feeling Scream and Shout by will I am ft. Brittney Spears bc y'know what, I really do wanna scream and shout and let it all out and scream and shout and let it out just like ohhh wee ohhh wee oh we ohhh

[autismisthebest]

Just went through old photos of me and my ex, I am not okay

[bananabasedidiot]

the start of the book of bill is legit so funny

WARNING: do not open this fucking book

Then it's all "Time to get weird y'all"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

then bills all "I'm back baby! I said we'd meet again well here I am bitch!"

then this silly little Dorito has the gall to say he's fine. ahem are you so sure about that?

then he steals my blood. the end /j

you just know Stanley's spirit is metaphorically screaming in horror.

[princess-jellyfisher]

Bro I made the whump too whumpy. I have no control of the plot anymore. People are dying left and right, I'm dying inside, what is happening. 😭

[canadianno]

The pug sounds like it's being flayed alive downstairs. I won't be getting any sleep for the next week

[ikuudo]

JINHAO X MORDEN AHAHGHHSHTHWHGHHSGGHGHGHB

*note: this is not canon

CONTEXT: i made a bet with people in ao arthub to draw jinhao kissing morden AHAHHGHAHG

also infodump bout jinhao: HE IS CANONICALLY A GOOD KISSER DESPITE NOT HAVING ANY ROMANCE EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER

[samcscreams]

PLEASE THIS PICTURE IS SO FUNNY TO ME. Like they look like they’re on a fucking school field trip. The fucking fake ass wall behind them. Gale and Bailey being the mom and dad of the situation where as Ethan looks like the awkward goofy kid. Mindy and Tara out here trying not to bust a gut laughing at some inside joke. Also why is Tara extra short. Chad and Sam are like too cool for this. Where Kirby’s just like I’m an adult why am I here and she has to be standing on something because she’s also just as small as Tara yet she’s not.

[cherry-dr0p]

SAVE ME KENJI NODA SAVE ME ‼️‼️💥

Up at 4am currently but here's some pictures of the guy :3

He's so cool guys,,, look at his hairrrr,,,

[theworstcreature]

*shaking you violently, staring into your eyes in a almost crazed way*

IM A LITTLE KID AND SO ARE YOU DONT YOU GO AND GROW UP BEFORE I DO IM A LITTLE KID WITH SO MUCH DOUBT DO YOU WANNA BE THERE TO SEE HOW I TURN OUTTTT

[liverralonee]

guys pls send me asks i love to reply to them. mostly stuilly and scream related but just send me anything RAH

[dreaded-behemoth]

If I fall asleep right now I can get three hours of sleep

[neurodivergent-inigo-montoya]

genuinely think some things are cursed knowledge and shouldnt be taught in schools

[thevoidshere88]

Insomnia am I right!?

*awkward laugh*

*Fist bumps air*

[hiraethwrote]

blushing already? that’s cute. our bed’s cold without you… waiting for your return angel

— gojo

you kinda have that effect on me, i’ll be back as soon as possible ᡣ𐭩