#im sick of linkedin

[gfmima]

why is it so hard to find a job :D

[blossoms-phan]

so like am i the only 22 year old in the goddamn world that apparently doesn’t have it all figured out a month after graduating

[justlemmeadoreyou]

(tw:)

men can't take no for an answer, can they? i said no, and he told me i should get r4ped so i know that i don't matter

[funeralgreys]

The urge to post a suicide threat on linkedin

[eclarinet]

same soup... different day

[bitalis]

guess who never called me and proceeded to forget that they were supposed to call me <3 leading to me quitting

anyway going to call this person and let them know I no longer want this position and hopefully it all goes well <3

[jrooc]

hello friends and welcome back to weekly tag game wednesday! Thanks to our host @heymacy and to these lovely ppl who have tagged me: @mmmichyyy @mybrainismelted @stocious @sgtmickeyslaughter @transmickey

Today we’re ✨getting personal✨

name: Jess

age: Noel -2

where in the world are you? The six. As Drake called it 10 years ago 😂

how tall are you? 5’8

what color are your eyes? Hazel

what’s something that frightens you? That im changing irreparably for the worst. That Im becoming bitter and jaded. Heights.

do you have children? if not, do you want any? No. Yes. Best you not step on that landmine good sir! Hey look over there 👉

are you the eldest, middle, youngest, or only child? Youngest but even my older sister admits I’m the older sister in the relationship

what time do you usually wake up? 7:30 unless I’m cycling then 5am which is the absolute worst

relationship status? Mawwied (princess bride)

do you identify as a member of the queer community? I do. But I have a bit of imposter syndrome and am a baby queer. Teach me your ways.

any tattoos/piercings? 3 tattoos 3 piercings

something you love: my cat, my friends, fix club discord server, a crisp glass of wine at the end of a long day

something you hate: LinkedIn influencers

do you have any pets? Lily my emotional support cat

do you have a license/can you drive? yes and yes, i am an excellent driver (me too Macy!)

if you could tell your younger self one thing, what would it be? Take yourself and your life more seriously

and finally, something people would be surprised to know about you:

Hmm. I don’t really like ice cream. Its overrated.

tags below the cut!

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@rayrayor @guinguin1984 @doshiart @gallapiech @roryonic

@spookygingerr @deedala @creepkinginc @michellemisfit @astaraels

@lee-ow @sillygoofygoobersstuff @look-i-love-u @ardent-fox

@thepupperino @vintagelacerosette @rereadanon @krysmiss @too-schoolforcool

@creepkinginc @stocious @sickness-health-all-that-shit @bellezabelize

[megabuild]

hi boss it's another mine worker here. since that other guy is being a PUSSY and NOT WORKING can I have his job. I need to fatten my linkedin like. wait didn't you make a post a while ago saying there was feedism drama within the mcyt community. I neeeeed to fatten my linkedin like etho fattens bdubs CONSENTUALLY!! or something. You'll be pleased to know I'm minmaxxing my smoke "breaks" (I should call them smoke "works" ahah) by chuffing back three marlboro reds at once. I hope to work my way up to four by next week but I'm still working on opening my mouth that much. BTW what's the budget looking like for next month? I'd like to propose a couple of fresh pickaxes. our current ones still work but they've turned yellow from nicotine and some of us are curious to compare the colours. think it would be real good for team morale to take two minutes to go "ooh sick", give a couple of high fives to the lads, watch the lit cigarette ashes trickle down like fireworks. Anyway if PTO is on the table can I get next Friday off. I need to get my wife pregnant but my penis is blocked with coaldust.

Atp im going to start discriminating against workers who have partners because yall are taking too much time off for "dates" and "anniversaries" and "birth of my child". Keep the smokes up though buddy youll be employee of the month in no time if you don't get fired before then

[ceasarslegion]

This weekend is gonna be spent making a linkedin profile and really buckling down on going for my degree job im so fucking done. Im so done. I need to get out while i still can

They promised me full time so i quit my other job when i was hired and then it turned into "mmm well :// actually you only get 24 hours a week"

They promised me regular raises and all of it went to increased union dues for a union full of useless reps who cant even fight the most basic fucking shit

They promised me good benefits but if you ever take more than one sick day produce a doctors note and if they dont think its good enough theyll just deny you any payout and then discipline you about it. They couldnt even get my birthday right on my card so nobody will take it

They promised a good work environment and gave me one so toxic that the culture of senior superiority is so fucking infuriating that these assholes act like theyre better than everybody just because they havent been able to leave the exact same security job for 30 years

Treat everything with the most serious nature but dont ever raise your voice at the passengers. Act with authority oh but if they abuse you on the job well now youre under investigation to see if you snapping back at them and standing up for yourself was provoking them. We're an equal-opportunity workplace oh but if you arent in the select group of managements favourite little officers then take all the abuse hurled at you by them. Its different guys they arent playing favourites based on race or gender they just play favourites about people the feel like it about.

Diversity win! The openly gay supervisor is a shithead too!

Fuck off. This isnt security its a glorified real housewives mansion. The drama and inner politics of this place could be a TLC show and im done with this place

[kaiisens]

im so sick of linkedin i should just get my dad to nepotism md a job. daddy please let me be an underpaid call centre employee

[aesrot]

oh im gonna get sick <- has to deal w linkedin

[dittolicous]

sighs. i have had so much free time because of my cut hours but its. still left me with nothing to do, since i have to save as much money as possible while looking for another job. so i sleep, wake up, look to see if there are any new job postings on indeed/linkedin/ziprecruit/monster/etc, dig farther into google for more sketchy job openings, think about what company sites i can check for direct jobs, check those sketchy 'surveys for money' sites,... and then i go back to sleep. because well. cant be hungry or waste money if ur asleep.

i just. im miserable. i have so much time but i cant even enjoy or use it because im going to start bleeding money i dont have soon. im fucking terrified of not being able to find a new job, of being stuck in this... dead end job. unable to get off this damn island. it makes me sick. so im bored and guilty and scared and i just gucking hate this!

im so fuckibg tired of living in this godforsaken world where you only deserve to live if you give up everything. honestly, i wish someone would just. fuckibg come beat me up. wish my parents had actually fucking hit me instead of just yelling and insults. wish i was missing limbs or brain fuction or just. anything. anything to get the world to see i cant function.

im an empty brained idiot. i dont have any passion or self. how am i suppose to live? id rather be a fucking shattered glass than an empty jar. but thats what i am.

god i just. how???? how????? how do people... live????? how do you create and make.... your brand or personality? i cant make any of that. im just here. breathing. not for any reason. thats how its always been. everytime i see jokes about what kind of 'weird kid' you were i want to cry. because ive never been fucking anything! i wasnt a horse girl or a cat girl or train person or dinosaur nut or a monster fan and never cared about Egypt or rome or didnt care for legos or cars or model building or WHATEVER. ive just! been here! with nothing! im not ANYTHING. i dont have hobbys. ive nev r had hobbies.

ive always been alone and empty. disconnected from the world. disconnected from the community. disconnected from everyone.

my life is nothing. has been nothing. just a waste of time and space. nothing to show but misery and anger. theres no escaping it. i wish i was an actual person instead of this empty sack of nothing.

get hobbies they say, thatll help, yeah surs. sure. hobbies. to store in my roach and rat infested house, where i hide away in a tiny room because its the only space i have that i can control. with the money that i dont have. alone. because im terrible at bonding with people. because why would any human wanna hang around me? and because i tire so fucking fast.

i just. i wish i was fucking dead. im tired of this stupid fucking world. thinking things might get bettrr jusy to have reality forced into my face. im a piece of garbage npc who would have been better never being born.

[perfectlyimperfectmuse]

Literally crying real tears as I'm scrolling through LinkedIn and other job search websites :'( im sick and tired of this.

[bitchinbarzal]

when jeremy gets back from taking the girls to school jeremy wants to sit down with mama but she tells him to go sleep for a few hours since she knows he hasn’t slept and the conversation they need to have isn’t one that should be had while he’s sleep deprived

after his nap he and mama sit in the kitchen and start talking things out

“i know i was wrong, baby, i do know that. i shouldn’t have ignored you. it was a terrible game and i didn’t want to talk but i should’ve texted you and told you that instead of icing you out for so long, im sorry love i know it wasn’t fair to you or the girls”

“jeremy you can’t just keep saying sorry over and over again without making any changes to your behavior. i can’t keep having this conversation with you where i tell you you’re wrong, you apologize and say you’re going to change, but you never change. first it was everything with blair and you would start to get better and then screw up again. now it’s forgetting that you’re a father first, hockey player second, and ignoring us when you have a bad game and are on the road. do you understand how hard it is to be alone with them while you’re gone? we have two young kids and i’m pregnant and i’m still working and i’m doing it alone and jeremy i’m really getting sick of it. thank god my parents are here because i don’t know that id still be here if they weren’t.”

he’s stunned bc he knows he hasn’t been perfect but hearing his wife say all of this is really hitting him with a ton of bricks. he feels awful and he just wants to cry but this isn’t about his feelings, this is about mama and this is about their kids and all of the things he needs to do better. he’s hurt them so much and it’s a long road to get back to a place where they can fully trust him

-linkedin anon

He’s SO hurt by this but it’s his fault and he knows that.

He needs to be better, a better husband and a better father.

He’s got another baby girl on the way and he simply cannot ruin her too.

He fought to hard to have his wife so why is he letting her down so easily

[przdwiosnie]

im already so sick of sending out offer adjusted resumes, adding recruiters on linkedin, writing cover letters, filling out applications but it doesnt matter because so far i only got one phone call and three refusals

[ultra-deepestbouquet]

October 24th 2023

Ive never felt so relatable to those recent scenes in Physical where she is having voices and for the sake of the show full body figures -like her competitors, her skinnier, blonder, more popular enemy in the same industry.

Just happened to me. Looking around at work on Linkedin like im supposed to and who do I see. A gorgeous, successful, I just graduated, making big achievements, stunning blonde- so many of them out here and what do I have to bring? Madeline brought up education trying to figure out if I graduated so I could have a common thing. and what do I do? Post a story that im coming out- so stupid. Go to a meeting and wear my coat inside out. Stumble my words and knowledge because I dont know what I am saying.

I dont know if I can do this, my self worth is so incredibly shot. I feel guilty for partying on Sunday- like really beating myself up today. Its so hard for me to sit down and work- like i write notes for myself and then procrastinate like hell and I just dont know if I am cut out for any type of work that is going to pay me well. The impact I made last week was a start but I cant keep this up of just doing so little every day. I feel so stuck. I was paralyzed for a long time with CC too. I am very lucky its such a lax company but I need to get moving and it all seems like too much. Im just sitting here sobbing and its the end of day and Im just ready to start my evening. I know if I plan and just leave my phone in the other room I can do this. Only use it to make calls.

Im so tired of these voices or this whatever person. Ed or Eddie or this perfect blonde girl Anna Claire- like even her fucking name is perfect. I dont know how to stop these voice other than talk back or just keep telling myself that I can do this, little by little, make progress, stay persistent. But I am honestly so sick of this. Like what i wrote to Sondra last week about how proud of myself seems so diminished.

Ive never been in this place before and its because I am not hungry enough, not motivated enough and why not?

Ive had the whole summer to kinda chill and I just dont know what to do- how to change. I should chill with the weed and everything. Im so sick of feeling this way. I need help.