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i need them to put reigen arataka into fortnite
#i’m not joking when i say i would actually start playing fortnite if they do#im serious. this is not a joke#cnp rants
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Being forcefully raised as a woman is not any less traumatic and emotionally repressive as being forcefully raised as a man. Femininity is not inherently pure and safe. Coercing someone to perform femininity is not any less toxic than coerced masculinity. Being dysphoric around femininity or having trauma from women doesn’t make you a misogynist.
#transandrophobia#transmasculine experiences#antitransmasculinity#transmisandry#im so exhausted from both cis and trans people acting like trans men choosing to engage with femininity as much or as little as we want is#somehow a statement on how we feel about women#and not just our own personal comfort#make all the forced fem jokes you would like#but remember those of us who were forced to be feminine#actually experienced serious trauma from that#and deserve a space to talk about it
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#politics#america#trump#donald trump#us politics#this is a serious thing and im trying to take it seriously#but at the same time#this whole election is so much of a fucking joke#it genuinely doesnt even feel real
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you guys know butch =/= taking T right? you guys know dyke masculinity is not correlated to being transmasc right? you guys know that even your silly jokes where you flatten butchness to taking T/being transmasc is extremely transmisogynistic right?
#ok to rb#rolling my fucking eyes that every 3 weeks at LEAST someone has to fucking say something like this#cause it's all “oh we love transfem dykes we love transfem butches” but then some fucking bitch comes out of the woodwork going#“haha butch is when on T” and all the TME dykes clap incessantly and hoot and holler while Actively showing that they are not safe for#any trans woman who is not Hyper Feminine 🙃#a d no im not gonna be nice about this. you guys know better. do better. seriously. why is the joke funny?? think for 2 seconds??#and im feeling really bitchy about it as someone who loves transfem butches so much that it hurts and i dont understand how you guys can sit#here flaming over the most Obvious Expressions of transmisogyny while REFUSING to unpack the fact that YOU ARE PERPETUATING THE SAME#TRANSMISOGYNISTIC RHETORIC IN YOUR “NOT THAT SERIOUS” “”“JOKES”“”#and the fact that a bunch of ppl who engage in this shit will inevitably interact with this post and lat themselves#and not even fucking examine ur behaviors. if u arent a trans woman reading this frankly you NEED to examine ur behaviors. idfc how many#trans girls youve fucked or dated or sexted or are friends with. put ur personal stats and ego to the side and DO BETTER#celebrity bun
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ok stupid question my bad
#ace attorney#is he joking or is he serious? this is the power of autism.#sorry if its hard to read i thought about posting them as separate images but it it just didnt have the same impact i wanted#the amount of times ive drawn just stupid comics making fun of edgeworth im sorry guys#id in alt text by wright-phoenix. thank you#described
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They now have a mouth and they must scream
Buy me a kofi?
#i doodled this a long time ago and considering i havent posted any new art yet i decided to finish it#most serious au ever#they kept cursing for a bit till they finally calmed down#this is mostly a joke but u know im making it canon#hollow knight#hollow knight au#pure vessel#the hollow knight#hollow hk#the radiance#the radiance hk#radiance vessel au#first post of 2024
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I feel like this is a dumb question but what are ur pronouns??
I could tell you but one time someone DMed me interested in commissions so I gave my info but when I clicked their blog just to see what they might request it said "men DNI" and they ghosted me so maybe they found out I'm a man and I lost a precious precious ninety five dollars. So online I keep it ambiguous for mass appeal. Maybe that makes me a "sell out" .
#(this is a joke)#(i mean it was a real thing that happened but me being mad/financially unstable about it as a joke)#(what's the tone indicator kids use these days for that)#serious answer: im a man irl but idc that much what you refer to me in the context of being an online creator
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Heighten your expectations ☆
lee donghyuck x fem reader
What? Mark has a sister?! Donghyuck wasn't exactly sure what exactly he expected when he was told that Marks' sister would be visiting. Maybe he expected a girl who's as nice and goofy as Mark, or maybe a girl who's shy, but what he didn't expect was Yn Lee, who's apparently a biomedical engineering major, a part-time model, and also a bitch.
aka hyuck is a loser, youre the epitome of perfect (except for your attitude), mark is a little confused on why hyuck doesnt like you, your friends think hyuck is lowkey obsessed, hyucks friends think he is definitely obsessed, and perhaps there's also a weird ass ex out on the loose
WARNINGS: swearing, kys kms jokes, implications of a past toxic relationship (warnings will also be written at the start of each chapter!)
NOTES: please dont bully me, this is my first ever smau 🙏 ill try to update regularly, but no promises! tbh idk how a taglist works but ill add whoever wants to be on it !!! thank you to whoever reads this
PLAYLIST: Obsessed, Mariah Carey – DOGTOOTH, Tyler, the Creator – Pricey, NCT 127 – Bored!, Ningning – Go Gina, SZA – Good Bad, Ella Mai – Please Please Please, Sabrina Carpenter – Shirt, SZA – boyfriend, Ariana Grande – I'll Kill You, Summer Walker – Impurities, Lesserafim – Cool With You, Newjeans
STARTED ON: 20/01/2025
STATUS: ONGOING
5 bad bitches
silly squad
000 What about girls night?!
001 Five baddies five baddies one toyota
002 Mark, where did you go?! (partly written)
003 Even she was weirded tf out
004 Who did you spend $2.13 on...
005 OH MY GOD OUR STOVE IS ON FIRE
006 I aint doing all that
007 Terrible day ahead of us
008 Small dick big dreams
TAGLIST: OPEN!!
#smau#heighten your expectations#heighten your expectations smau#haechan smau#haechan#lee haechan#nct 127#nct dream#kpop#kpop smau#haechan x reader#donghyuck x reader#omg my first smau.. hashtag excited#kpop x reader#nct x reader#nct smau#haechan nct#making the playlist was lowk the funnest part... sorry... i feel music in my HART ❤️ the writing stuff is somewhere in ma toes tho 😥#this is mostly crack... im sorry i cant handle being serious my pea sized brain needs to joke around
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4:AM im on an ODISSEY ! ! ! ! ! !
#tw: eyestrain#tw: bright colors#tw: blood#femtanyl#hyperpop#eyestrain#bright colors#cw eyestrain#cw blood#cw bright colors#all those trigger warnings bc im a bit scared :3#fanart#digital#digital art#i listen to femtanyl like 24/7 no joke im serious#high saturation#my fav song is katamari or push your tmprr or dinner or girl hell 1999 or lovesick cannibal or act right or and im gone I CANT DECIIDEEEEE#im proud of this btw :3#my art
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yeah biggest warning i can give is do NOT watch house if you’re neurodivergent. you will not be able to escape its claws. your age or profession or interests do NOT matter. it will take over your life and soon you’ll be making a separate blog just for house and that’s just the start…
#im like haha funny joking but at the same time#im fully serious#like genuinely i do not gaf about anything relating to medical shit#but if you’ve been predisposed to toxic yaoi and you find it compelling.. the pipeline is too strong u will get sucked in……#house md#gregory house#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#hilson#actually autistic#neurodivergent#special interest
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gi hun is stronger than me cause if a man stared at me like this id have folded immediately
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#STOP LOOKING AT HIM WITH BIG DOE EYES WHAT#it started as a joke but im so serious theyre gay#gi hun#gi hun x in ho#gi hun squid game#squid game#squid game s2#seong gi hun#squid game 457#front man#squid game 456#player 456#001 x 456#player 001
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dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪
#im joking ik it’s like a script at this point#and the silliness of the questions and answers is the fun of preshow#imo that’s not even a super serious question though#im not saying it’s easy to answer but like#he cannot take anything seriously id like to see him try and earnestly answer a deep question#i feel like they definitely know how to set boundaries now tho#like the way he made fun of us going domestic questions!!1 for the dishwasher one im sorry that I care you share a life together 😔#sorry this turned into a preshow tag yap#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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wanted to draw somethin like this for a long time now
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#warrior cats#art#lionblaze#leafpool#tried to take a crack at the ID myself but if anyone has any criticisms for that feel free to send me a message!#u can criticize the comic itself too but i WILL cry slash half joking half serious#next page is gonna be my favorite i think#it wont feature something badass or anything im just excited to puke out the brain vomit thats been rolling around in my brain for like eve
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remember when people shipped the onceler with himself
#THIS IS A JOKE#THIS IS A JOKE#THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT SERIOUS#im not going back to posting fnaf i just had to get this out of my system#imsoryr i jut thught it was funy
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Some people be like: all wlm ships are the same, nothing new
Also the dynamic of all of their favourite wlw:
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#Nothing against most of these ships tho but this trope is so overused and is not even that good Imo#And Im not saying about friendship#But about the ship dynamic itself#Lumity#Rapple#Chaggie#Cassunzel#mabcifica#Marigami#Yumary#Harlivy#wenclair#Btw you shouldn't take it too serious#It's just a joke you can chill
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everyone always makes kon just tim's arm candy and a side accessory to hashtag batfam fics, but that's trite, cliche, overdone, and boring. here, at rimi mamawasatesttube industries, well, we know the real stuff. to the enlightened mind, it's obvious that tim drake is simply an accessory to the superfam. not only does he love kon more than life itself--there's more! he's also a miniature lois lane (a nosy little snoop with a do-gooder's streak a mile wide), with a built-in awe and fanboy-style respect for machinists and inventors such as john henry irons. and, since he's king of following in dick grayson's footsteps, naturally he loves and respects superman greatly. he's made for this, really. come to metropolis tim; you know you want to.
#rimi talks#this is a joke post but also im serious im just yoinking him over#batfam fics with kon inexplicably there are out. superfam fics where kon pulls tim out of his pocket are IN. to me at least.#tim#kon
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