#im serious. this is not a joke

[wawataka]

i need them to put reigen arataka into fortnite

[cat-in-a-mech-suit]

Being forcefully raised as a woman is not any less traumatic and emotionally repressive as being forcefully raised as a man. Femininity is not inherently pure and safe. Coercing someone to perform femininity is not any less toxic than coerced masculinity. Being dysphoric around femininity or having trauma from women doesn’t make you a misogynist.

[rollaroundincompliments]

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad

[bubba-draws]

They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

[junipum]

yeah biggest warning i can give is do NOT watch house if you’re neurodivergent. you will not be able to escape its claws. your age or profession or interests do NOT matter. it will take over your life and soon you’ll be making a separate blog just for house and that’s just the start…

[blossoms-phan]

dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪

[skrs-cats]

wanted to draw somethin like this for a long time now

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[l-747]

4:AM im on an ODISSEY ! ! ! ! ! !

[dovewingkinnie]

remember when people shipped the onceler with himself

[stanlunter]

Some people be like: all wlm ships are the same, nothing new

Also the dynamic of all of their favourite wlw:

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

[wheels out a messy conspiracy board] the pillars of being a himbo are being attractive, kind, and stupid. ratthi is often jokingly characterised as a himbo but he lacks the key trait of stupidity - he is naive sometimes, and his optimism and ability to see the best in people can be confused for stupidity, but he is not, actually, stupid. now gurathin, he is not conventionally stupid, but does display heightened dumbass tendencies in certain situations, such as thinking hubsystem was capable of immobilising murderbot in ASR (the same hubsystem thats supposed to be monitoring it? giving it punishments through its governor module? the hubsystem that should have told you your secunit was hacked from day 1? that hubsystem?).

therefore, i propose that part of what makes the Ratthi-Gurathin duo work so well is that together, they make One Whole Himbo. in this essay i will-

[man-i-love-folklore]

i cannot stress this enough: you have to keep on dancing at the pink pony club.

[lijeuxs]

guys this is my really really good high quality amazing 11/10 jegulus fanart

it took me years actually

[thegreatgremlingang]

broke: Jiang fengmian thirsted after cangse sanren and took in wei ying bc he was cangse sanren's child

woke: Jiang fengmian was literally just good friends with cangse sanren

BESPOKE: Jiang fengmian and cangse sanren formed the Wei Changze simp club so they could collectively thirst after wei changze and jiang fengmian took in wei ying bc he was WEI CHANGZE (and his homie cangse sanren)'s child

[anemicjellyfish]

Blitzø's struggle with the Asmodean Crystal

On the lighter side, it could have just been a joke. This could also have taken place before Apology Tour, since Blitzø has no issue using the Crystal to transport both himself and the IMP van through portals.

After one full season, and part way through the second, we have been led to believe that Blitzø is actually good in bed. A party-house packed with Succubi managed to get emotionally attached, so I'm having a hard time believing that Blitzø's game is in any way lacking, contrary to Verosika's song at Ozzie's.

My Theory?

I've had it floating in my head since Full Moon that Blitzø could have performance issues after Stolas cut things off. (Do I have a half-baked fanfic on what's basically erectile disfunction hurt/comfort, post-Apology Tour? Yeah, but like that's not relevant.)

Blitzø is afraid of being in love. He has a lot of emotional baggage and trauma when it comes to love. And the Crystal is picking up on the fact that Blitzø is struggling internally with balancing sexual desire and emotional needs.

It's obvious to us early on that Blitzø has feelings for Stolas. But feelings make things complicated for Blitzø. Anytime anyone gets close enough to have feelings for him, Blitzø pushes them away and bails.

He's been able to live in denial for some time now, but Stolas' confession in Full Moon made it impossible to continue pretending it was just about sex.

Blitzø had been using sex as work in his transactional relationship with Stolas. He's aware that showing Stolas a very good time is the exact thing he needs to do in order to keep using the Grimoire to keep his business running. And Blitzø knows how to do that.

Blitzø really had the fight knocked out of him in Apology Tour, after barely recovering from the emotional gut-punch that he got in Full Moon.

He's had to confront a lot of the parts of himself that he's been covering up and masking; he's growing emotionally, but that growth is leaving his heart raw and hurting.

But I think what's most important is that Blitzø has never had sex with someone he's in love with, and have it just be about love. He couldn't be honest enough with himself to admit he loves Stolas before; all their prior sex nights were work for Blitzø.

So when sex is no longer work or fun, but it's now love... how does someone like emotionally-stunted Blitzø even go about it?

Awkwardly, that's how.