#im on survival mode babe

[bargaintears]

i #dontusetwitter but have been live with someone who did for a long time how do i stop saying ‘slay’ and ‘pu$$y girl’ when it’s being written into my code

[itshomobirb]

honestly im ready to just throw anything at the wall and say fuck social convention. fuck normal routines. literally do whatever i need to do just to get through this week and past the holiday, and to get through until i can move. this includes things like: stay up until the ass crack of dawn. sleep during the day. eat more quick and comfort meals, like pancakes and microwave burritos. not even make my bed, just let myself lie down and pull the closest blanket to cover myself. downgrade from sink baths to baby wipes. buy myself small little treats -- ex. havent painted with gouache in a year, think it would be nice to do so again, so bought a small travel palette and unbreakable water cup to make it easier to paint in bed. buying soda and grenadine and making shirley temples to drink. eat whenever im hungry and not per set meal times. take naps whenever. besties and babes, we're in survival mode. whatever to get me through.

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

Vanity X blood part 24

'Vanity and blood were killing ponies for his mom for ingredients' hey, babe? Yes, Vanity? mom asked that question again. Which one is the marriage thing or the kid thing? The marriage one doesn't worry about, babe. My mom is old school she always says you should be married before sex or kids i should know. i tried that marriage thing, but it didn't end well for her. Will you ever get married again, blood? I don't know vanity, my first marriage. I'm still trying to get over it, and that was 30 centuries ago. Oh, but the kid thing you can still do, right? Always vanity I can breed till I die, which is never hahah 'vanity laughed then Pinkie then appears' son vanity. mom, hi miss pie 'vanity was happy to see miss pie' blood i brought my list your other mom and I needs these ingredients today we have a huge order to get done in the next week. Oh, any reason? It's midnight birthday party blood, didn't you tell you? No, no, he didn't. "Vanity stared at blood a little salty." Well, I was, but we got to talking, babe, because you brought up what happened in b,"vanity covered blood mouth blushing. " She doesn't need to know what we do, babe. If you're talking about sex please keep it to yourselves. But I'm busy son ingredients. Now nice seeing you again darling "Pinkie teleported away" she seemed nicer? Yeah, im worried, but I got ingredients to get well. Can I steal you real quick? I'm in the mood again.~ You don't have to ask, babe. I'll "help you out" heheh 'vanity blushed as blood teleported them to their room. "Don't" be gentle blood. i want it rough. ~5 hours went by~

"Blood lighted a blunt, passing it to vanity." I'll be back, babe, "Blood teleported away then a knock." Dad? Come in, I have a question? sure "day and midnight teleported in" oh aunty you're here? Yeah, your dad just left to get something. Oh uh well sorry about this uh bye "they teleported away," hm? that was odd? "Then blood teleported back covered in dark matter" damn this shit is fucking gross "Vanity has the urge again but this time god mode" come here sexy I have something for you. Can I shower first, please. NOW, stitch boy, mommy....... "Blood covered his mouth, embarrassed he said that." Oh, I'll be your mommy, babe. And your mommy wants you now, "blood gulped." Please, god, let me survive this

To be continued

Mod pie: Good luck, blood mommy vanity is on the hunt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tag: @vanitythevantropist

[prettyyxprincess]

You're so pretty ♡. Congrats on all your achievements too! How are you finding your new job as a new nursing graduate?

thank you babe <3

it still does not feel real sometimes. im so used to being in student mode that even calling myself a nurse can feel foreign. on the flip side, i am learning new things literally every day. im surrounded by intelligent nurses and surgeons who want to help me understand these procedures and take great care of our patients. im really thankful for that.

it’s given me alot of freedom to treat myself with more kindness than i did in school. i was in survival mode in school so it was very hard for me to rest and spend time with loved ones.

since starting my job, ive been on two trips and will be going on another one with my boyfriend in a few weeks. i get monthly facials/massages to give myself me time away from my responsibilities. im taking it day by day and trying to be kind to myself, which is hard for a perfectionist to do 😅

[en-chi-la-da]

I'm glad I'm not the only one simping for the Overlord of Ice. Since you did it with Kaz, what are your thoughts on Gundham? Like fav ships, moments etc

my thoughts on gundham? looks at you. looks at my icon. well anon,, :)c read more cause it got kinda long

the MOMENT we are introduced to him in the game, my VERY first thoughts were "omg LOOK AT THIS OREO COOKIE HAIR HAVIN' GOTH ASS CRINGE E-BOY REJECT LOOKIN' ASS GUY LMAO yo wait..... this fools name is gundham?? sick. and this guy has HAMPTERS?? also sick." and then my likeness for him kinda snowballed from there lol i like hearing him talk uwu (there were a few moments during the trials where he says something fuckign silly out of nowhere and i thought to myself "GUNDHAM BABE I LOVE YOU BUT I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCKUP IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE" 😭)

as we progressed through the chapters, it was a lot of me seeing gundham still alive after a kill and going "OH THANK GOD" BUT as we got to chapter four i was getting real nervous for him :( i was thinking "there's no way gundham is gonna survive to the end... he's too cool and funny/likeable as a character plus he hasn't really had an Arc™ happen to his character yet tbh :( oh no :(((" and then sure enough... OH THE MISERYYY 😩

i hate gundham's execution 💔 i love gundham's execution 🖤 i almost cried by the end of it, it's in my top five dr executions list tbh

LMAO as for ships. well anon,, looks in my gundham tag. if you can't tell what my FAVE ships with gundham are by now then i must not be doing a good enough job posting about it 😔 LOL but yeah, obviously i love hajime/gundham and sonia/gundham the MOSTEST along with some variation of gundham/hajime/chiaki/sonia ship square whoa! i also enjoy him with nekomaru and gonta! and not necessarily as SHIPS but i love seeing him with ibuki, peko, chihiro, shuichi+gonta(and kokichi), celeste, sakura, hifumi+kiibo (his dangan S/UTDP events with them are such fuel lmao)

in the end i LOVE!!! this guy!!! love his design, love his voice, he makes me laugh, he's GOTH, he loves animals and his friends even if he denies feeling anything for puny mortals (or even sacrificing his own life to help get them out of a killing game) bc of how EVIL he is as a dark overlord! >:) my favorite moments with gundham are ALL OF THEM (although his final fte/island mode ending are my top fave moments with him hmmmm i wonder why 🤨) and sometimes idk what the FUCK he's talking about but i dont care, this man has ENAMOURED me :) with his SILLYNESS :///) the blorbo of all time!!! sigh <3

but anyways anon, hope this was enough of an explanation for you ✌🏼

[theuniverseawakens347]

Chrisean rock vs bluefase… bluefase vs chrisean rock … DONT MIND TYPOS

bluefase in the same boat as me ( and Tristan right now) adds and nipsey … for those in the industry and that think blot map I just spewed out with the “enter.all.ment.” Ya know what’s going on… but the public gets a different view.. and those who aren’t in the MESH ALL THEN SEGRATE sexxtours … trying to be proper sectors.. sectours… WE GOT INFORMANTS …. Bluefase. JONATHAN… he got niggas posing as him DDG I love you babe dashea Nicole tv… TO DO “the right thing” in the right crowd BUT THE WRONG THING WHERE SIN IS ALLOWED …

Johnathan and rock had they issues … still do… he doing time for the shit HE WILLINGLY DID TO GET BACK AT SOMEONES WHO HURT EM…. CHRISREAN HOWEVER … IS A SPECIAL CASE… SHE IS SOMEONE WITH SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS THAT GOT TOLD SHES IN A GODS HOUSE TO EXERCISE HER SINS AND LET HER DEMONDS PLAY… TESTING HER SOUL AND JUDGMENT HER TRUEST CHARACTER…. JR.

NOAH DECORSI NO SPIRITUAL GIFTS… FROM MY EXPERIENCES WITH HIM IN 5th grade and on.. HES ALWAYS BEEN AN ASSHOLE… HE A LEE GARLINGTON YA TOOK UR VICTIM HURT N TURNED IT INTO AN ABUSER.. THEN DO THE CHILD WHO DONT WANA GET THE PUNISHMENT BUT ENJOYS THE CRIME… MALCOM OF ASKARI..ASKARI HOWARD TO AN EXTENT .. LIKE ADDICTS … YA LET SELF WILL RUN RIOT TO WHERE ITS OBVIOUS … YOU NEEDED A PARENT AT ALL TIMES… YA TESTED WATERS… I DONT LIKE THIS POOL BC I CANT PISS WITHOUT ANNOYING OTHERS… IMA GO TO THE JACCUZI… OH I GOT AWAY WITH PEEING THERE… LETS SEE WHAT THIS MUD BATH DO…

YA COVERING SIN SWEEPING THINGS UNDER THE RUG. N LETTING THE MESS GET MESSIER WHICH IS BIGGER N BIGGER …

then those tryna clean it n find the starting point ya got looking crazy..

BOTH ROCK N BLUE ASKED FOR HELP… BUT ONE WAS LEGITIMATELY LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT… BLUE.. BUT TO THE PUBLIC IT LOOKS LIKE ROCK… AND THIS GOES INTO BROKEN HOMES MOM AND DAD DIVORCE… WHY DO ONE PARENT HATE THE OTHER SO MUCH MORE… WELL EVERYTHING IVE BEEN LISTING UP TO HEAR …

I’m not saying it’s exactly like my HOLY 3 original tree.. BUT THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO GOT SOOOO FAR TEMPED BY THE DEVIL THEY NEVER GOT THEIR SOUL BACK … THATS ROCK… SHE A NOAH… BOTH PRIVATE THE OTHER MANIPULATION OF FAN BASE FOR MONEY TO COME IN AND PLAYS THIS “ I’m broken home child raising my baby as best I can Jas of Lily mom sip ya tea … but IM NOT GON SHOW MY FANS WHAT REALLY WENT ON… ROCK BEING THE ISSUE….” … she went home to show her broken home and it back fires in her face BEHIND THE CAMERA AND SOME OF THE FANS BEEN CALLED SHE THE ISSUE.. SHE IS.. AND THAT HOUSE GETS MESSY ON IT OWN… CAUSE THERES ANOTHER ROCK THERE… TEMPTED LOST SOUL … TRYING TO BRING MORE INTO THE CIRCLE… PETER PIPER TAKING YA KIDS… BUT TESEHIKI WANA PUT YOU IN UR PLACE.. U SNEAK DISSED HER CAREER AND LITTLE MAN THEM… DARNIECE LEFT EYE.. BUT SHE ACTUALLY GET A PLATE OF DDG SCALE TO HALLE CAREER IN MUSIC … HE UP IN YOUTUBE BUT SHE TAKING AND MAKING ALL THE MONEY … N FANS LOVE HER MORE … BEYONCÉ JAYZ .. BUT YA DONT KNOW .., TIL NOW THE STORY TOLD FROM BEHIND THE SCENES.. YA DOING DEFORMATION ON MY MANS TRISTAN.. YA GOT HIS JEALOUS “ friends” TRYING TO KILL EM OFF LIKE PPL DID NIPSEY LAUREN LONDON BLACCSAM.. SAMATHA BABAYHAIRR FED 17 DIFFERENT BS STORIES N SHE NOT FOLLOWING HER INUTION… KINDA LIKE ROCK … BUT ROCK MENTAL ILLNESS TAKEN ADVATAGE OF LIKE ICE SPICE … BEING PIMPED TO AN ABUSER WHO DO THAT “ come here I got the “necessities” you need in material gain but ima treat you like shit still”

LIKE I SAID ROXK NEED MENTAL HELP… SPLIT PERSONALITY TURNING INTO COWS BRAIN… BLUE DID SPITE GET EVEN SHIT.. HE DEPRESSED AND ANXIOUS HIS ENVIRONMENT TOOK EM TO SURVIVAL MODE BUT THATS NOT HIM.. ONLY WHEN HE NEED TO FIGHT.

[lovesastateofmind1]

ohhh you're in for it now buddy i cannot believe you had the audacity to send me an ask that special smh WELL

ok so like idk if i can match the eloquence of your lovely comment so im gonna go the other way and just drop a samcomment (i am so obnoxious i just am branding everything im like jason derulo ffs ANYWAY)

honestly like your style is not for the faint of heart which a) glad it's for me and what that says about me *hair flips* and 2) i need everyone to get with the program h2g so like i *know* it's an acquired taste which normally means different strokes for different folks etc etc but i feel like your writing is one of those things i WISH more people acquired the taste for because it's so good?? so exemplary??? the vividness of your prose--even the connective tissue people would stride past normally to get to the good stuff???? but like hello!!!! its all good stuff!!!! mm also the economy of your language, the strength and affective nature of your dialogue, like i am both in the fic and i am watching the fic i am the character i am watching the character i am in the walls i am the walls does this make sense its like whiplash but on a rollercoaster where you signed up for the adrenaline rush and you're like whoa buddy i sure did not anticipate it but i will wait 2 hours even on express lines just to go again.

like i see the vision i see the mission i see the beats the gut wrenchers heart breakers i am with you a hundred percent of the way you're holding my hand im letting you do it i trust you to take care of me even if the punch is a little too real and a little too rough but im with you all the way babe like that's the commitment the pact the contract i signed when i click on your fics and i have to actually really bring my heart up to speed to allow me to survive but it's so good??? and i don't feel like you are yanking my chain i feel like you're putting these characters through the paces and the paces are like hard level mode times 10 but i know you care about them?? and i think that's why i trust your judgment and why i hang onto every word it truly is a ride and even now im thinking of sweet dreams and LtM and i just honest to god am a changed person each time? like i've experienced mitosis?? im a single cell now a double cell im just not the same (im so sorry i butchered science things im an academic for crying out loud)

anyways i feel a little feral but i drank some water and i am back in my body and thats how i feel about your fics. ok thx love u bye ✌🏽

You're way cooler than Jason Derulo anyway, so brand away my friend. Also 🥹🥹🥹 who needs eloquence when you can have a winded ramble instead? I could say so many things about this, but I'm now having trouble finding the words too. Just know that in my head, I am barreling you over with the biggest hug ever. Thank you so much for this lovely comment. I adore you.

[corvidexoskeleton]

Screwed up by accidentally taking Danse's flight suit when I was sorting out his inventory. I was hoping I could give him another one and he'd automatically equip it, but fucking apparently not, now I officially can't complete Blind Betrayal bc he's just marinating in his crisis whilst donned in nothing but his underwear

[twiixr4kidz]

How about Scott Pilgrim characters (Mainly the league and Scott) playing minecraft with their S/O?

THIS OMG. HERE YOU GO ANON <33 i'm thinking of doing a part two with some more characters, so yall might wanna look out for that!!

Scott Pilgrim:

he considers himself somewhat of a "gaming professional"

that's how he puts it, at least

prefers survival because he likes the concept of it

"babeeeeeeeeeee can i set up the game??" he says, pouting like a 5 year old

he HATES hardcore

he makes a lot of fancy looking houses and will not show you how to make them

"cool right? no im not showing you how to make them. they're my secret, shhhhhhhhhhh"

Matthew Patel:

only plays creative

scared of mobs spawning and killing him

"WOAHHHH IS THAT AN ENDERMAN?? WAIT WHY IS HE COMING AT ME OH GOD AHHHHHHHHH"

insists minecraft must be some kind of horror game

"if this were real life, i'd survive so much better than this. i promise babe. i totally would. haha, totally..."

gives the world's really questionable names

"balls" "orphanage" "i hate pizza hut" "AJJJDIJSOIDJ99999"

believes in herobrine

accidentally causes raids in every single village you come across

Lucas Lee:

"tch, lame."

you're gonna have to beg him to play with you /hj

when you finally do get him to play, he's like a good luck charm

all of a sudden, you're coming across incredibly rare things

you'll point them out, and he just goes "oh shit, really?"

"so... how do you beat it?"

give him 2 hours and he'll figure it out eventually

Todd Ingram:

"a game? where i have to kill animals to survive? i'll pass"

you eventually get him to play with you, promising that you'll give him apples to help him survive

definitely gets hooked on it though

he really likes going into creative mode and exploring stuff with you

wants you to explain every biome, mob, literally everything you come across

absolutely fascinated

you've enticed him

Roxie Richter:

you BET she plays minecraft

she's probably the one to ask you to play with her, tbh

shows off all of her achievements

she's beaten the ender dragon and won't stop flexing it

she has a bunch of creative worlds with some of the most incredible things you've seen

fancy houses, villages, statues, things that looked like they took HOURS to make

and she'll show you how she did EVERYTHING if you really want her too

Kyle Katayanagi:

"oh, i know that game. never played it before though."

he definitely wants to check it out once you explain it to him

excitedly grabs a controller and asks you how to play

he figures it out within 10 minutes

you expected that you'd have to give him a walkthrough

"uh... what's that stuff i got?" you check his inventory and somehow he already has netherite

you stare at him in awe

he will dominate you at the game, whether you want him to or not

kicks ass at survival

and will spawn kill you

laughs at you if you die, and then immediately dies after because his guard dropped

Ken Katayanagi:

just like kyle, he's heard of it, but hasn't checked it out before

he thinks the concept is pretty cool, but he wants to watch you play it before he checks it out

watches you play intently

"oh... so that's what you have to do? can i try?"

king of avoiding getting killed by endermen

he LOVES mining

it's calming to him

his entire inventory is filled with pickaxes tbh

Gideon Graves:

"...isn't that a kids game?"

don't let his dismissive attitude get to you

show him the kinds of stuff you're doing or making and he's fascinated

"oh, i get it now. it's like a little simulation kinda thing..."

"you want me? to play with you? ugh... i suppose i could. but only for a little while."

he proceeds to play with you for over 6 hours, insisting that he was wrong and that his work wasn't important anyways

[hxneylavendxr]

im rating hifumi solos now

so sometimes during a hypnosis microphone song the music will start to get weird and then hifumi izanami starts spilling

im rating these moments out of ten... based on... uh...

yeah

alternative rap battle

solid ★★★★★★★ 7/10

im glad we're starting with a good one. the instrumentals for the solos in this song get pretty distinct and hifumi's is pretty fun- additionally, his part segues into the chorus, dropping the music near the end of his last line which gives it impact but more importantly sounds cool to me so

summit of divisions

★★★★★★★★ 8/10

the instrumental doesnt change for this one which forces more reliance onto creative vocalization in order to stand out and boy does he do just fucking that

hifumi's part changes the whole feeling which is awesome and also i like his stupid little pun at the end

hoodstar+

★★★★★★★★★★ 10/10

call me biased but ohh my god- first off, the energy, second, he's just getting super hype about needlessly excessive (yet fancy) drinking. does not even have time for any of that koneko chan business girl we pounding hennessy. love that

division rap battle+

★★★★★★ 6/10

doesn't stand out too much but that sort of Thank you, thank you he does at the beginning as well as the way he cuts in to jakurai's part before his own is cute

division battle anthem+

★★★★★★★★★ 9/10

he does the pun again. but this time. it includes his god damned mc name. 12,345,600¥ monthly, bitch.

the music is fun and i love to hear party night- plus, again, the hyping

glory or dust

★★★★★★★★★★★ 11/10

OOOOOOOUGHHHHH AAAAAAAGH MAN

TWO OF THEM.

that,fucking sleeping beauty ost ass noise when he spins into funny mode

survival of the illest+

★★★★★★ 6/10 again

this one definetely stands out but it's short and idk wtf he's talking about

(reppin my city my crew my people errday)

hang out!

★★★★★★★★ 8/10

why are you telling me this hello

don't pass the mic

★★★★★★★★★ 9/10

this is a really good one

as always, his energy is unbeatable. and there are some god awfully unbearable host lines in here (love), but i can't get over "tacky, ugly men are to be kicked out, gigolos and graceful women only in this jet bath"

battle battle battle

★★★★★★★ 7/10

YAAASSSS SEEEERVE

the oowuh oowuhs really get me and also the laughing at the end

death respect

★★★★★ 5/10

...were you even listening to him babe what kind of response is that

in the part before this, rio mason busujima calls him an airhead but that's okay because apparently he wasn't even listening

love that for him

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

"Blood was fighting an old foe a thing he killed centuries ago." Come on, son, hit me harder, "discord bloods father yelled at him. " Come on, son, show your daddy what you got."Discord snapped his fingers, launching blood, but blood stood his ground as his fake skin got cut." You're a strong one. I'll give you that, but are you strong enough to stop me? I'm strong enough discord. I'm your father blood call me dad, "Discord chuckled, mocking his son." You are not a father of mine. That hurts, son, but maybe your girlfriend is corrupting. You embrace your chaos, magic going through your bones, son. Never discord, I'm not like you in no way, shape, or form!!!!! "Blood ran for discord summoning magic fist." Die!!!!!!! "But discord held out vanity by her throat." Vanity? "Blood stopped getting mad." Leave her out of this discord it's between me and you, not her. We'll you see son she's dating you so she has the right to know who brought you in this life. Blood kick his ass you got this, babe. Shut you god slut "Vanity shot one of her fangs in discord left eye has he dropped Vanity" ahh you bitch "discord snapped his finger turning Vanity inside out she dropped half dead" as long im standing she will die son good bye Vanity "discord went to kill Vanity by stomping on her heart" ahhh!!!!!!!! "The ground started to shake as blood chaos, magic, started to spark around him, making change his form to his true form, the forbidden dead god draconequus." That's my son now, "discord fixed Vanity to her normal self, then he stabbed Vanity in her heart with his claws." Vanity!!!!!!!!! "Blood then went full dead god showing nothing but bones and the chaos magic surrounding them as god got launched out of blood." god heal Vanity, i got him."god slid to vanity healing her"

~the battle against a dead god and chaos god will be legendary~

"Blood and Discord fought till discord was dead as god healed vanity completely." That's gonna be sore later. God, how long can blood survive without inside him? Not long, but his chaos magic is in rage mode. Discord won't last long

"Blood was blasting discord in his face nonstop till he was dead vanity got up and hugged blood telling him to stop amd he did stop and fell to his knees" are you ok babe? "Blood asked, worried." I'm fine, babe, thanks to you,"Vanity kissed blood," and by the way, babe, you're looking smoking in this form "blood chuckled" now I can twist around you miss vanity "Vanity blushed as they teleported to their room for a few hours"

Mod pie: god damnit blood you had to lose you cool and change to your true form damn you to heaven. Blood short story is not related to the others for vanity, but blood is now his draconequus form now which I'll have to fix that now

Blood: i wouldn't yet

Tag: @vanitythevantropist

[haywirecompass]

Oh, no, it must be so hard to get criticism from the people your country fucked over. Let's blame Americans because it conveniently redirects the conversation away from all the other voices. Boo hoo, let's all mourn the death of a parasitic queen whose family still holds a colonial empire. Brits piss poor efforts at protest and your passive acceptance of a corrupt monarchy mean you should be exempt from mean words.

let's walk you through it one by one since you wanna miss the point so bad

1. i saw people blaming the british people for their own oppression. most of these peeps were american and/or demonstrated a lack of understanding of the history of britain and the recent law passed that has forced the general population into apathy and reluctance to protest, as well as the cost of living crisis that is forcing everyone into survival mode and unable to risk being arrested to protest.

2. i, after being on the internet for a long time and seeing our working class accents, food, etc be mocked, seeing our struggles with hot weather be mocked (though y'all were real good about it this summer, props for finally getting off your high horses), seeing our whole country be dismissed and left to rot because of the transphobia here, all of this mostly one by americans who couldn't tell me the first thing about my country, got pretty upset about seeing people blame those who have been ravaged by our government for their situation.

3. i made a rant/vent post about it.

4. some americans very understandably got angry at the accidental implication that they don't know what it's like to be under an oppressive shitty government - misguided anger but understandable. some americans got angry that i dared to insult them and their complacency in their own ignorance about other countries.

like i get it y'all are in the same boat with an awful government that's not the point of my post. my point of "not knowing our country" is that y'all couldn't even tell me the names of our political parties and yet y'all are shitting on our working class. and babes if ur not shitting on our working class then the post isn't for you and you can move on. my post isn't even meant to be a conversation it's just a sad rant after living here my whole life and seeing hopes dashed again and again.

i also really love the idea that i'm sad about the queen? i promise you i hope she rots in hell along with all the other royals and that colonised countries are able to recover from our rule and that we give back everything we took and more to help that recovery.

im allowed to be upset and angry at the way my country's people are being treated by some individuals online and im allowed to direct mean words to them. im allowed to show my emotions on my own blog. im allowed to write posts that are emotional and aren't perfectly crafted to ensure my exact point gets across and will please everyone.

please listen to the voices of the british working class and also please listen to the voices of everyone who has suffered under british colonial rule.

[lover-of-trash-and-people]

bittersweet netflix shadow and bone finale (s1 e8) rewatch; accoutrement: white wine with ice cubes in it (no YOU'RE a mom drink shh)

my wine's like fruity I love her

light and darkness title card we love to see it

Inej looking at Alina before she goes below deck to hide <3

okay that 'what can you really do on your own' was like not fun that shit hurted

okay but Jesper's 'not enough'? <3

oh no my baby Zoya's first inkling that Darkles does not really care

omg Helnik just appeared and I remembered how much heartbreak I have to face in this episode

gods I love Danielle as Nina so so much

'this can't be it' said she with her pleading smile with downturned eyebrows MA'AM I-

don't break my dumb little heart

I might hate Calahan's little accent but they're making me tear up

oh gods I literally cannot keep a hold on myself when Dani's accent bleeds through with full force, it's like she comes more alive or smth

'I will keep you warm' SIR WHAT-

I am surprised they showed a leaning in for a kiss so soon but I'm not mad about it

her little eyebrow twitch at 'what are waffles'

when that rando said 'i hunt slavers now' a dread settled into me because I knew what was about to go down

Matthias looking somberly at the stuffed wolf's head </3

I am so incredibly entranced by this exchange between Fedyor and Nina and what it represents, it's very interesting that they pushed up their storyline to match with the timeline

damn it's kind of jarring to be back in the Fold

'REMEMBER WHO'S DRIVING'??!!!! *you better stop* meme, *i am, disgusted* meme, *oh wow, oh wow* meme

Mal you fucking idiot you could never take the crows by surprise

the music rising as Kaz starts explaining his thought process, fucking perfection

haha Mal bitchass Inej caught you

'Because if he isn't with Kirigan's crew, he's with ours' WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

'And why would we destroy the Fold? It's the greatest weapon we've got' valid point at the moment but you know I don't necessarily agree with your methods

the use of the light tunnel in the show instead of Alina just being a super flashlight in the books is quite an interesting addition as well

is this an inappropriate time to point out how pretty Ben Barnes is

okay I kind of love the depiction of the shadow powers okay sue me

'they are traitors who tried to kill you' why are you suddenly making valid points despite having kind of committed low scale genocide

'i never said I was smart' YES MAL BE THE VOICE OF HIMBOS EVERYWHERE

Kaz's face going from 'can you believe this idiot' at Mal to 'fuck me I'm gonna do the same thing aren't I' at Inej

'For who would oppose us now?' *himbo romantic rival appears out of nowhere and shoots at him* god I love this show

him standing calmly in his ridiculous all black attire after nodding at his soldier to stop the himbo in his tracks, i fucking can't

could she summon light without the Darkling making her after he put the collar on her until the uhm moment in the books? idts but in the show she can hmm

'only because I'm not in the game' you tell him Jesper

not me snickering at 'you'll be seen not as a saviour, but as a heretic' LMFAO

'Shame. I'll have to give that speech again now.' THIS SHOW IS A FUCKING COMEDY AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG

YES LET'S FUCKING GO SULI SOLIDARITY

Darkles casually whipping the Cut out like a shuriken or a throwing knife at Jesper because he shot at him lmao I can't

INEJ FUCKING GHAFA STABBED ONE THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN THAT WORLD AND THAT IS VERY TELLING OF HER POWER

that moment where you actually think that affected him despite having read the books and watched the show

and then he has to go and fucking say 'it will take more than this' and I can't be help but be a little bit impressed at this old fool's resilience

throwback to when he said 'the king is a child' sir you make some valid points sometimes and it does make it difficult to hate you

I would just like to inform everyone that it is currently 6:09 am IST and I am sipping my second mug of wine while watching netflix sab for the second time instead of doing my three papers that are due tomorrow

I'm sorry but Inej jumping to check on Zoya after she gets knocked over by the volcra? first class display of solidarity and sisterhood as well as Inej's inherent kindness

Kaz jumping in front of a FUCKING VOLCRA AND STABBING IT WITH HIS CANE to save Inej, you best believe love is true, kids

god the volcra are so ugly and gross, they did such a good job with them

they kind of remind me of these creatures (I think they might have been called Hollows or smth) from the Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children movie

STAG VISION TIME

despite my dislike for the callous nature with which the stag plotline was handled, I kind of dig the stag vision scene

'It's just me and you now, Alina. And we're all we need, anyway.' I actually feel bad for this old fool simping for this wonderful gorgeous powerful woman despite lying to her and manipulating her and exploiting her power

okay 'I never needed you' *stabs the bone fragment out of his hand* beautiful power move I fucking love you so so much

alright ben looking like ✨ that✨ not only in physical pain but also emotional pain at what the Darkling clearly considers another betrayal from this girl he wants to give the world and maybe? loves? maybe? or at least has feelings for makes my fucking heart hurt while simultaneously soar at Alina taking back control and reclaiming her power as her own and stepping into her own

'how do you claim such power' okay could have had better dialogue there writers

the fucking score lifting as she says 'you cannot claim what was not given to you' good people my heart is full

one day I'll talk about my defense of the chosen one trope because god damn I kind of love it

hmm I wonder was that brief hesitation that we saw on Alina's face due to her thinking about the 'you chose to betray our people' comment or the 'i was trying to save us' comment because that will define some of her actions in the later seasons (hopefully god if we get some, I honestly don't know what with this stupid brownface debacle)

I'm not saying talking about brownface and pointing out that it is wrong (for further context, I am actually brown) and harmful is stupid btw I'm talking about the incidents involving brownface in question

I don't wanna talk about this anymore but I might feel like I need to and end up posting about it idk

goodness Ivan actually believing in this cause makes me so sad because he too has been victimized by the system that ostracizes Grisha and he has every right to feel the way that he does

Ben actually fighting in that ridiculously heavy cloak and kefta when he's about to turn 40 this year makes me super impressed because I as a 19 year old sometimes wake up with muscle pulls after weeks of inactivity it's weird idk

also I understand that this Mal Darkling fight is completely fanservice and serves nearly no purpose to the plot in general but like I? love it?

'I don't have to kill you Darkling. Your past will do it for me' YES HIMBO GO OFF YOU TELL THAT OLD MAN GODS THAT WAS SEXY AS FUCK

maybe it's because I know Darkles will survive and will come out of it more powerful but I can't get myself to feel bad for him at the moment

Inej and Mal tearing up at Alina's condition made me almost feel something despite it being super obvious she was gonna be fine and save their asses at the last moment

HER POWER

a solitary Kaz in spotted on the western side of the newly expanded fold in his signature all black emo boy look

okay but the crows with zoya and malina is such an adorable team? I literally love them so much?

INEJ'S FUCKING SMILE AT ALINA GIVING HER THE DAGGER AND KAZ LOOKING AT HER AGSGSGSHSJSJSK MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

SHE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO NAME IT WELL GIRLIE I KNOW IT TOO AND MY FUCKING HEART IS LITERALLY GONNA BURST

okay I know they had one interaction but Mal and Jesper would be besties in another universe

Kaz glaring at Jesper when he answers ''course not' to Alina's 'will you still be trying to kidnap me?' tell me one fucking adaptation that got the dynamics between characters this perfectly

okay why do I love that Alina kept the jewellery as maybe a small nod to she has the wits to, um, you know, I don't wanna say steal, but, um, yeah, steal it because she knew she would need money to survive on the run

oh Jessie I love you so much I wish you hadn't said those things on you ig story about the brownface

it's like every single celeb I grow attached to god's like nope that one is going to do or say something problematic (hey btw im not reassigning blame to god for stuff people have done out of their own free will, 'twas a joke)

AAAAAAAH them saying 'the deal is the deal' in the show even though they didn't have to but like they did and I love them for it

Inej literally not being able to not stare at Kaz's face and smile after this <3

'I didn't expect it to burn at all. But it can be destroyed in the end. Just like him' babe you're not wrong but like um just you wait

god Mal being on supportive boyfie mode is well, absolutely adorable, obviously, but I wish we got to see more of him as a person outside of his attachment to Alina

kaz my little demjin I wish you hadn't have had to suffer so much to meet the crows and find your calling

fastforwarding Zoya's arc is also an interesting choice to me

I wish the hug hadn't been done though, it didn't feel earned

maybe Alina awkwardly and half-heartedly (remember, at this point the alliance is fresh and they still don't entirely trust each other) reached for a hug and Zoya avoided her? and then the rest of Zoya's lines followed? that would have made more sense to me at least

I love Sujaya as well, she brought life into Zoya with whatever little screentime and scraps of writing she got

inej asking kaz 'what's your angle?' beep bop bleep morp I sense another incoming embarrassing love confession

'but we do need you' *stares at her face intensely* 'I need you' ah look at the clock, look's like it's time to screech and flap your arms like you're a volcra because you're incapable of containing your emotions

NO YOU CAN'T GO DIRECTLY FROM KANEJ PROGRESS TO HELNIK BREAKUP (TEMPORARY, MIND YOU)

helnik my loves you don't deserve this I'm so sorry for both of you

Matthias fucking smiling ruefully while he says 'this was... just a cruel joke all along' THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY

omg hellgate

AAAAAAAAH NINA IS ON THE SAME FRAME AS THE OG CROWS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

CAMERA PAN FROM KAZ SAYING 'JUST HOW THIS ALL STARTED... WE'RE GONNA NEED A HEARTRENDED' TO NINA OVERHEARING HIM AND LOOKING OVER?????!!!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME?!

Nina genuinely being curious as to the status of the sun saint because she obviously still cares

Also, 'But she is a Saint' okay Kaz trying to earn brownie points you have succeeded

DID THAT SAILOR JUST SAY 'GOED MORGEN FENTOMEN' TO MALINA BECAUSE I AM NOT OKAY WITH THEM JUST THROWING THAT IN MY FACE ALL OF A SUDDEN

gods I know I'll probably see them again but my heart is full of sorrow as my eyes drink in the sight of my crows for the last time for a while

I know people were annoyed at the meadow flashbacks but guess what? as a darklina, I loved them

'now that the Darkling is dead' could have phrased that a little differently my dudes that line needed to hold more weight

am I glad that they showed Darkles in this state with his nichevo'ya as a tasty little cliffhanger despite not being entirely true to the source material? maybe but only because Ben Barnes saying 'follow' and the nichevo'ya doing exactly so sent a chill down my spine

well, that's it for now, I'll have to move on I guess, get back to my real life which I'm obviously not ready to do

thank you to whoever actually read these things

I probably should have just made reactions or commentary videos instead but I'm lazy

my tumblr will probably go into inactivity once more as I emerge from my stint in the grishaverse

it was quite short (less than 2 months), considering the length of my other obsessions but it was definitely more intense than the other ones

[dracjoonie]

BTS Reaction | At an Amusement Park with You/SO [Hyung Line]

I actually wrote most of this ages ago, but I’m finally posting it now ^^ 

m/l in my bio~ 

𝕊𝕖𝕠𝕜𝕛𝕚𝕟

So much yelling? Somewhere in between having the time of his life and complaining at every turn.  Hella scared of the big looping roller coasters but wants to do them with you anyway. Will scream louder and longer than anyone else. Puts the scared kids to shame. Those vocalists lungs are no joke. People still waiting in line probably whip out their phones to film, not because hes Jin, but because holy SHIt is it FUNNY. “WAHHHhHhhhhHHHHHH oooOOOAHH AHHHH IM TOO PRETTY TO DIIIEEE.” Death grips your hand like a women going through labor. But its ok, might need to buy you an ice pack after though. Also one of those who’s gonna splurge on fast passes because waiting hours in line “”isn't his style””. 

You might need to help him walk after the scrambler because the poor man is DIZZY, but then he’d wanna try all the carnival games. Probably one of those where you get to shoot bbguns at duck targets, or throwing darts at balloons. Passes you his extra large; JUMBO, almost-people-sized bag of kettle corn so he can “show you his skillz.” Probably drops $40 trying to claim this giant lama plush he insists he must acquire to survive. Fails. But if you can’t help him out either, the carny eventually takes pity on him and just hands over the doll. Either way he’s happy and would strap it to his back and go on his marry way. Once it gets dark and you two have exhausted all the good rides and his voice is horse from all the yelling, hes ready to try all the FOOD. Turkey legs, funnel cake, fried oreos,  fried snickers, fried s’mores... fried.. b-butter?..   

...

𝕐𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕚

Mostly went for the food and company. Oh, that big rickety roller coaster with the death drops and three loops?  Big nOpe, thinks its cute you think he’d go with you though.

 “What, are you scared?”

“Yep. Sorry I’m sane, have fun though.. I’ll be over here~” 

Happily waits for you at the side lines with his bag of popcorn, and large iced Americano you still aren’t sure where he got. 

“Wow I could hear you screaming from all the way over here.”

“Could not..”

Somewhere down the line you two end up walking past all the carnival games and he starts telling you how rigged each one is. He finds one where you get to shoot targets and he starts telling you about how they’re always rigged to shoot towards the right. You dare him to go for it since he knows the game so well. He’ll end up paying the over priced fee and gets all confident, gesturing for all to step aside. “BEHOLD.” Probably been around Jin too much. -He fails the first time. 

“Damn.. maybe to the left..?” He tries again. Fails, tries again, fails. Now he’s hooked and determined and his hearts been set on this cheesy shark plush for the past $20 so now he’s gotta have it. 

“Hey, can I try?” “Yeah, of course.” 

You hit the target on the first try and his jaw drops.

“WHAT! HOW!?”

“Aim and shoot babe~”

“WELL KEEP GOING!” 

A few minutes later and you’ve racked up enough tickets for his shark.

“Which one was it you wanted?”

“The red one!” He goes all soft and smiley when the carny hands it over. And you wouldn’t have wounded his pride at all, but you might regret suddenly becoming the third wheel to his new BBBFF.. Cheetah... the shark. 

After walking around and trying some weird foods you eventually convince him to go up on the ferris wheel with you.

“But Cheetah can’t go up there~” 

“I’m sure he’ll fit, its a pretty big bench.”

“Cheetah’s a girl..”

“Sorry Cheetah.. LETS GO!” 

He’ll start to hold your hand more in line.

“Are you scared?” 

“Of course not.”

He’s totally scared. And its even more evident when you’re up there and he’s clinging on to you, grinning through his shakes. 

“This is high..”

“Yeah, but its so pretty from up here! Look at the fireworks!”

 “But Cheetah can’t breath up here.”

“I mean there’s no water down there either-”

“Shes a land shark.”

By the 3rd go-around hes gotten use to the height and gets all curled up and cozy while you two joke about “land shark facts”. 

“Today was really nice..” *content nodding*. 

...

ℍ𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕠𝕜

Hes excited, he’s loud, hes confident. All those other times he was scared on roller coaster? What do you mean? That was the past, he’s over it. Scared? psh, not him. Not one bit. Nope. Not at all..

Until you’re hand in hand waiting in line for a coaster, watching the passengers wail and the floor-less cart woosh by at a speed he remembers all too well. Suddenly he’s laughing out of nervousness and his hands are sweating, but he can’t chicken out now. He’s already been boasting all day, and the lack of fear on you has him even more locked in. He’d be hyping himself up, loudly. 

“LETS DO THIS!! YEAHH!! THE DROP ISN’T EVEN THAT BAD!!...”

Once he’s locked in his hands would be so sweaty they’d be slipping off the safety harness, and his heart would do flips when he found he could just barely reach your hand to grab onto. Same mile wide grin though, but he’d be very obviously freaking. 

“Are you scared? no?.. oh yeaH of course not this is nothing! HA ha” 

You know when the cart does that slow climb to the top and they hold you up there for a second to build the anticipation? Yeah, he hates that. His anxiety would be reaching new highest, his body going into full fight-or-flight-bro-wtf-are-you-dOing mode. Shrieks the whole way down, and the whole way back up, and down again. It’d actually be impressive because he’d keep that high pitched note up the whole way until the cart slowed to a stop, and then he’d go completely limp. Want’s out. NOw. Hated it. Why did he agree to that, who’s idea was that? I mean “nOO that was... greAT? Yeah that loop was..... dope..? Yep.. soo awesome haha.. lets not go again though..”

If you were excited he’d try and go along with it and mimic your excitement a little. Honestly, I think his adrenaline would have him in-between wanting to puke ,and run around in circles. Probably spend the rest of the day firmly planted on the ground. But that doesn’t mean you aren’t having fun. Once he calmed down a little you two would be running around taking pictures and going through fun rooms and mirror mazes. Maybe those big inflatable slides where they give you a potato sake to sit on so you don’t rug burn your skin off. There he’d have a blast, no more coaster though.

..

ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕛𝕠𝕠𝕟

He’s a big sap, but I’ll get to that. Hes a big dorky ball of energy, steamrolling through like a dog who’s barely leash trained. So hold on tight, and be careful he doesn’t lead you into a wall, or a trashcan or something. He’d be too busy looking up at all the rides and food stalls to pay attention to where it is he’s going. So maybe snag a map or two at the ticket entry. 

I feel like if he was hyped up and had his caffeine for the day he’d be a little impulsive. Like, he’d see a cotton candy stall and go ballistic. He’d buy the biggest cone he could and then once he turned around he’d see a ride he just HAD to go on. Of course its a splash ride. And of course there’d magically be no line, but what’s he gonna do with the mountain of cotton candy he just bought? Scarf it down like a starved man, obviously. With your help of course. But then he’d be thirst, good thing there’s a lemonade stall close by. Get’s a large; no food or drink on the ride. Well, there’s only one way to solve that.

 Once you guys were off the ride, drenched and pumped up on adrenaline he’d already be running to find a bathroom. Remember the map I told you to snag? Well you’d better hope its not drenched too. 

But back to him being a sap. This man loves things that are beautiful, and what’s more beautiful than the night sky and the city lights from up above? He would wait until it was dark out and the place was starting to clear out. Because he would have a plAN. 100% is that guy in romcoms who tips the carny to leave the two of you up there at the top of a ferris wheel. And he thinks he’s being real original too, but hes so cute that you forget how predictable it all is once the cart stops. probably says something sappy like “The lights are beautiful, but they’re more beautiful in your eyes.”

If you don’t pinch him, I will~ 

..

[parspicle]

Drabble #Bonus: Error and Ink playing Minecraft together. Survival mode, no Creative available

Word count: 1,681

Ink, in the middle of a fight, grabbed Error by the hood. He dragged the poor glitch into a portal while he struggled and shouted, “What the hell, Ink?!”

“Come on, let’s play Minecraft,” Ink shrugged.

“what.”

“Minecraft! The fight’s getting boring.”

“You can’t just, you can’t just! What?!”

“Plus, Dream, Cross, and Pale are playing and I wanted to play, but you decided to, fuckin’, try to destroy shit. You owe me.”

“I don’t owe you shit!”

“Well, too bad, fuck you! Suffer!”

A couple of minutes later, Error was sitting next to Ink, very unhappily, with a laptop open with Minecraft on the screen.

“Why the hell did I agree to this?”

“It’s better than fighting the one and only love of your life?” 

“It’s worse!”

“Fuck you too!”

Error leaned over and kissed Ink’s cheek. Ink smiled and opened up the game on his own computer. He and Error joined Dream’s server.

Cats_Dont_Glitch joined the game.

AcePainter joined the game.

I got ruru to join X3

if you call me that ever again I’m getting a divorce

were not even married

yet 

ill divorce you from life

error what the fUCK is your name

awww it;s cute!!!

im on board for banning ink if he ever talks like that again :)

what noooo

I am

l e a v i n g

not allowed

Error pressed Escape. Ink caught his hand before he could press Save and Quit to Title. Ink begged, “Come on, please? It’ll be fun! I promise!”

Error stared. Ink stared back. 

Error broke, and sighed, “Fine.”

“Hell yes!”

HE’S STAYING BOIS

hell yes 

.pvp false

fuck

WAIT NO DONT TURN PVP OFF

YOU’RE GONNA KILL ERROR

I WON’T

PVP’S FUN

don’t turn it off I’m begging yku

you

guys don’t bully him he’s gonna leave

it’s off

nOOOOOOO

ha

you would have killed him too

lies

>:(

sorry I’ll stop bullying pale 

no promises for error

Cats_Dont_Glitch tried to swim in lava

paletheskeleton was pushed off a cliff by xX_cr055_Xx

crOSS.

ha.

Ink leaned back from his laptop and looked over at Error’s screen, muttering, “Oh my god,” as he saw it, which was filled with Cross chasing him with a sword.

Error whined, “I’m being bullied.” 

“I… can see that!” 

dream can you slap cross for me he’s bullying Error

CROSS

I’M DOING NO SUCH THING

i’M SITTING NEXT TO ERROR I CAN SEE YOU CHASING HIM

  cross

honey

dear

love of my life

I’m a mod

I can see your messages to him.

what messages

you messaged error

and called him a bitch

did I

I think it was pale

was not

damnit take the hit for me ONCE

u did this to urself

i did not

error’s just a bitch

im leaving

error wait

no

I’m sorry about him 

Error’s cursor hovered over the exit button while Ink continued to beg him to not to leave.

“Please, Error, it’ll be fun! I promise Cross will stop bullying you. There are cats! I’ll help you build a castle with a bunch of cats in it if you stay, okay?”

Error stared at Ink. Ink widened his eyes, got tears to well up, and twisted his mouth into a frown. “Please…?”

Error stared at him. Ink gazed back, lip quivering. Error sighed and went back into the game.

i got guilt tripped into staying

heck yes!!!

i hate you

luv u too bb

Ink leaned over, back to smiling, and kissed Error on the cheek. Error rolled his eyes.

did he do the hewwo voice

that’s a good idea

but no

I just cried at him

hes v convincing

ha nice

“So… what do you do?”

“You sorta just… go around creating things! And, uh, surviving.”

“Surviving?”

oh shit boiz

baby’s nightfall

did you just call me a baby

dream says I have to say “no”

Error scowled.

Cross stop being a bitchass motherfuck

Ink rolled his eyes. “He’s such an asshole sometimes. I’m not sure how Dream is dating both him and Pale.”

Error shrugged, “Maybe he sees stoic, emotionless ‘bitchass motherfucks’, as you so eloquently put it, and goes, ‘oh shit. I gotta fuck that’.”

Ink couldn’t control his laughter. He laughed and laughed, and his head ended up between Error’s chin and shoulder. He smiled and looked up at the love of his life. “You really live up to the nickname of ‘the universe destroying manbaby’.”

“I’m sorry, the nickname of what.”

Ink wove his hand back and forth- “Nothing! Forget I said anything!”

“What? No! The hell is that nickname?!”

Ink shrugged. 

ink just called me a universe destroying manbaby.

cross. Explain.

;) 

no idea what you’re talking about.

you better watch your fucking back

I thought we agreed we weren’t going tell him that

sorry

I slipped up :( 

you weren’t going to tell me??

the hell babe >:(

look can we please just forget this so we can play?? 

I just wanna play minceraft and be gay :(

fine

Error sighed, “I really hate you sometimes.”

“I love you, too!”

After around two hours of Error and Ink making fun of each other, they managed to go out into the world and build a dirt house.

hru two doin

good, i think

can I come see

no

dont be a fuck

y o u dont be a fuck >:( 

k im going over

cross

no!

cross

yes

pale says yes

stop bullying error!!

im not

im bullying ink

wait no 

go back to bullying error

:( 

can we see y o u r house first?

sure.

Ink went over to see where Dream, Cross and Pale had set up their base. What met him was the three, along with their complicated, towering tree house, stuck up in a jungle tree. Birds were on the fences, there were cats on the beds, and flower pots on the tables.

holy shIT 

;)

it was mostly pale!!

and u

awwww that’s v sweet

it’s wrong! But sweet

I don’t think I want you guys to see my house now.

error you might wanna see this

im good

id rather hang out with these cats.

Understandable! Can you tame one and then bring them back??

no 

:(

please?

fine

y’all can like. Go to our house soon if you want :)

Cross ran over, Dream following closely behind. The pair stared at the tiny house the two had made. It was around 4-6 blocks tall, 10 blocks wide, and 10 blocks long. Error’s cats were in the house, along with two basic beds, and nothing else.

you’ve done

only this

in two hours

this is my first time playing minecraft with ink

oh awww

were you two too busy kissing to focus ;)

yes.

nO

ERRORS LYING THE ANSWER IS TEA

tea.

tea

tea

tea.

tea.

Error smiled to himself. Ink freaked out at the sight of Error’s genuine smile and started typing. 

HE’S SMILING

WHAT TAKE A PICTURE

lies

error can’t SMILE

ykw fuck you all

also ink stfu

NEVER YOUR SMILE’S ADORABLE

>:( I don’t sMILE

I bet your smile’s wonderful, error :) 

I DONT SMILE

you do and its cute

I do NOT

accept it

you’re adorable

shtu up

Ink went to type something, and then stopped. He looked over at Error, whose amount of glitches were heightened. He stopped typing. He blinked.

“Hey, you okay?”

Error shook his head.

“Want me to stop?”

Error nodded his head.

“Alright.”

hey were gonna log off for a bit

we’re just gonna walk

ok!! I hope you two have fun with that!!

Cats_Dont_Glitch has left the game.

AcePainter has left the game.

Error took a deep breath. He took in the deep, sparkling stars, calming himself down.

Ink managed to find the words for, “I’m sorry I freaked you out.”

“It’s fine.”

“No, it’s not. You asked me to stop and I didn’t stop. I know better than that.” 

Error turned to face Ink. He smiled. “It’s fine because you know what you did wrong. And you apologized for it. And I love you.”

[hwangskz]

i'm a coward | valentine's! (han) jisung

• jisung had been that guy in basketball that u had this Enormous Crush on since,,,, forever

• u even went to aLL of his games just to see him,,,, uwu

• after the game, the team would come to u in the cafeteria

• “y/n!!!! are u here to see me :DD”

• “hyunjin pls”

• they are all kIDS OK

• and ur their mom

• like lEGIT HOW WOULD THEY EVEN SURVIVE WITHOUT A Y/N HHH

• needless to say yall are best friends ok

• but,,,,, u just can’t talk to jisung while looking in his eyes,,,, yk

• iTS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT MAKES UR CHEEKS LOOK AS RED AS A FIRETRUCK AND THE REST OF TEAM THEN TEASE U SKDBJSNS

• “oH LOOK Y/N’S BURNING AGAIN LET’S GET HER WATER”

• “sTAY WHEREVER U ARE MINHOE ISTG”

• but what u always failed to notice was the blush that grew on jisung’s cheeks when he saw u too

• “oh look jisung there’s y-”

• “i know there’s y/n sitting on the 3rd seat in the first row.”

• “………i was going to say…. that there’s your cap that u had been searching for”

• aka jisung was Exposedt too now

• “jisung it’s literally 14th in a few days just confess man how hard is that”

• “cHANGBIN U HAVE FELIX BUT I WON’T HAVE MY FRIENDSHIP ANYMORE IF SHE REJECTS”

• “makes sense.”

• “HKSBSHSHSHS UR NOT HELPING CHANGBIN”

• but jisung wasn’t the only one being pestered into confessing

• aka u were too

• “hyunjin pls i need to finish this assignment by tomorrow”

• “but tomorrow is valentine’s day!!!! u haVE TO CONFESS TO JISUNG U’VE LIKED HIM SINCE,,,, FOREVER (◕︵◕)”

• “i have liked him since a long time but he hasn’t!!!! he doesn’t even like me!!!!”

• “how can u be so sure about that”

• (O.O)

• (⊙⊙)(⊙⊙)(⊙⊙)

• (°ロ°)

• ((((゜д゜)))

• i would be lying if i said u aren’t malfuctioning because u dEFINITELY ARE

• PANIC MODE : O N

• u COULDN’T SLEEP (*cue insomnia*)PROPERLY BECAUSE OF WHAT HYUNJIN TOLD U

• so u appeared with eye bags next day at school

• “yo y/n did u nOT SLEEP????”

• “…….no…….???”“gO BACK HOME AND SLEEP U NEED TO TAKE CARE OF UR HEALTH” - chan, pushing u towards the doorway

• “BUT YESTERDAY U TOLD ME EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT!!!”

• “I TAKE IT BACK NOW G O”

• after a lot of bickering u finally ended up going to classes anyways so ¯\( ’-’ ) /¯

• i mean ur not complaining cause u got to see jisung !!!! again !!!!

• u didn’t really talk today??? so it kinda confused u

• but tHEN U GET A TEXT

• jisung : yo u look tired did u not sleep r u ok

• y/n : lmao ye im fine i guess

• jisung : …….hey y/n u know what day it is today right

• y/n : …..thursday??

• jisung : nO AS IN CELEBRATION OR WHATEVER

• y/n : valentine’s day?????

• jisung : yea so i don’t think u’ll be shook if u hear this but uh

• jisung : i’m kinda coward in real life so uh

• “y/n! no phones are allowed in class!”

• the entire time in class u just kept thinking what jisung was saying

• damn first jisung was in ur heart and now on ur mind too??? CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HHHHHH

• or more like FEELINGS DEVELOPMENT HHHH

• after class got over u went to him

• “yo jisung what were u talking about earlier?”

• “i… don’t know….???”

• “jisung tELL ME”

• “i-i’ll tell u later! bye!”

• that later perhaps never came because he kept sPRINTING AWAY FROM U THE ENTIRE DAY

• H A N J I S U N G JUST CONFESS ISTG

• even when u were with the team he would sprint away and the team???? looked so confused?????

• “GOTTA GO by chungha yas I NEED TO GO TO MR. BYUN” - jisung, as he sprints away from the table

• “isn’t mr. byun on a leave tho..” - felix

• “it could be some other mr. byun tho” - changbin

• “babe our coach mr. byun is the only teacher who’s a male and has the surname byun in this entire school.”

• “makes sense.”

• the team then knew exactly what was going on

• bby was just too Shy ok

• so the team tells u to text him

• y/n : jisung where the fuck are u

• jisung : if i tell u something would u be mad at me

• y/n : jisung last year u broke my piggy bank to buy urself that video game that u never played and i’m still not mad at u so

• jisung : guess i feel confident???? now?????

• jisung : can u…. meet me….. rn…

• y/n : where aRE Ujisung : near our last class

• so u go to that empty hallway

• and ur kinda scared because iTS EMPTY AND DARK AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SCENE FROM A HORROR MOVIE

• “….jisung?”

• suddenly an arm pulls u towards them

• “sung?”

• “…..hi” - jisung, cutely rubbing his nape as he replies

• “so…. what’s up?”

• jisung takes a quick breath before meeting your eyes

• “y-y/N!”

• “yeah?”

• “i- yk what forget it im still a coward”

• he sighed and looked down when u suddenly got an idea

• and u took out ur phone from ur pocket to text him

• y/n : if ur comfortable,,,,, u can say it here yk

• he got the notif and looked at u slyly before typing something and sending it to u

• jisung : ye but pls don’t hate me or smthg D:

• y/n : ok lmao

• he took a deep breath before typing something out rEALLY FAST

• and when he sends it to u

• ur just sjsghsbsbs AAA AA AA A A A A

• jisung : i like u ok

• (☉｡☉)

•  did...ur...crush just tell u that he likes u.....

•  YES HELLO 911 IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUMP OFF A ROOF RN BECAUSE OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• suddenly u look at ur screen again to notice that u have a new message from jisung

• damn was he writing all this time while u were spacing out hhhh

• jisung : HOLDDUP PLS DONT END THE FRIENDSHIP OR WHATEVER AND I DO KNOW IT IS WEIRD TO BE LIKED BY UR FRIEND BUT

• jisung’s fingers were on fire as he typed 

• and u could literally s e e how nervous and worried he looked for ur reply as he typed

• so before he could push the send button once again

• u hold his face and lift it up before nearing him, making u bOTH GO RED A T O N C E

• “calm down jisung, because i like u too....and even if i didn’t i wouldn’t be that stupid to end a friendship as precious as this.”